last one died so im starting the new one
I want to see her S5 preview. I'm waiting for horrible puns and perhaps a promise of something important for her that will happen in S5.
I think most pony threads are shit and lifeless nowadays.
Twilight's aren't but she's by far the shittiet character so it doesn't matter.
I have 5 pages of difficult material to write and deliver on Monday but I guess I can post some pictures.
Something tells me Dash is a legitimate child.ear
I got this one off a Christmas thread
"Let's go shoot leftards with their own weapon."
S4. The season where Dash got some well-deserved respect. That is until the finale where Meghan took a big smelly dump on everyon whose name wasn't Twilight.
Remember that time where the comics confirmed her to be one of the most level-headed and rational characters?
Twilight is the main character, the most fully developed, and thoroughly, inexpressibly perfect.
Stay away from the keyboard, Meghan. The harder you try the less of the worthwile character remains in her.
"But my fairy godmother prepared a dress for me. Why can't I go meet with the prince?"
24 posts and 7 posters is got to be the worst score ever.
I'm writing this because it makes it easier to wait until I can post this.
Dash will be an A-list mother once she marries some nice, athletic stallion and fucks with him daily for the rest of her life.
>the most fully developed
I'd argue Spike is just as developed even if hes not the main character. We've seen him at his worst, seen him having an identity crisis, caught glimpses of his insecurities, fears, we get a peak at his ideals, goals and lofty dreams.
Shipping edition? Lesbian spawn is the worst thing ever but I like proud mama Dash and the kid's expression. Lol gay lovers know how cute babymaking is so they want to have some too even if it doesn't make sense.
Why is she always the most interesting, even ifn fucking comics?
How could would it be to see Dash slaying enemies and having slaves and shit?
>implying Equestrian medicine is too primitive to have artificial insemination
Artificial insemination implies insemination.
Implying you wouldn't prefer to have Dash as a slave.
and that doesn't make any sense how? Just because lesbians aren't attracted to men doesn't mean they shouldn't want kids
Why is it still the funniest sound in the world?
But he was talking about offspring that was the result of two genetically female parents spawning, as it were.
>Putting Rainbow Dash on an Apple device
I don't even know anymore.
Oh, man I've got so many shipping pictures saved. I'm tempted to post some.
"I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point..."
Actually now that you say that and I understand the context now it puts
In the real world there is a phenomenon known as parthenogenesis whereby an unfertilized egg in a female is stimulated to develop into a fetus even though the species usually reproduces sexually. The result is offspring as close to the mother as a twin and always female. Though this phenomena usually only occurs in a few species of amphibians. In a world of dragons, hydras, gryphons, chaos creatures, and talking equines is it really a stretch to imagine an alicorn could create a spell to generate the same result?
Yeah. That's why traditional way is better.
That's practically just cloning, though.
But anything could work in Ponyland, I'm sure.
Almost cloning yeah, I say as close as a Twin as the fetus isn't an exact copy of the mother. It'd have replication errors like any offspring would and that creates very slight variations, less so then if conceived by two parents though.
What if the reason ponies don't have genitalia on the show isn't because of the rating and intended audience, but because they actually reproduce through furious makeout sessions?
Or some other weird method of reproduction?
This is my least favorite line of thinking. Regardless, It would be between male and female parties.
Has that not been done a million times before? It's stale.
>Is that fully semi-automatic?
but the problem is i dont fucking know any i joined the ride later than all you faggots even then i didnt start reading writefag stories until maybe last month so i missed out a lot
That's a nice thought, thanks for sharing.
>Has that not been done a million times before?
You wouldn't romance Dash a million times?
>He's actually new
I've got you, bub.
I'm not a dashfag, but I really like her singing voice.
That raspy-ness is qt in its own way. I'm not a dashfag either, but I saw this thread all dead and and junk...
There's EQG. You've got to at least listen to the soundtracks, I mean, Sunset Shimmer's VA is Elder god tier.
Her part in "True true friend" is my favourite.
And yes, she doesnt have many songs unfortunately
Dash would marry herself, if she could
The sad thing is because the show is written by so many people any positive development can easily be short-lived. One step forward and two steps back was practically the theme of S4. Even if we get a good Dash episode the next one might shit all over her again if the writer sucks.
AKR, (sometimes) M.A. Larson, and Corey Powell, yes even her despite everything, all write good Dash and move her wonderbolt subplot forward. Speaking of which I hope to see more of them.
It's interesting to think that, as cameras still are not very common in Equestria, this may be her only recording for future generations
that and maybe her rumored sex tape. That brief, single smile before setting off.
Maybe she was making an action movie.
I was thinking about a sex tape she would made with her husband or whatever. They would stage a perfect lovemaking session, and record it to have something to remind her of their fit, young bodies when they're old. And of course it would be a little something for future historians and fans, centuries after her death. If they find it.
Just a random, perverted idea that came to me one day. I think a lot about her future celebrity/hero life.
So, any ideas about what could happen for Rainbow in S5?
Glad to see the Dash threads still have some life in them.
But I don't want her to grow old!
>bad but probable answer:
a season of usual crap that makes it look like everyone's important, followed by bullshit in the finale
>if things actually get good
Some good stuff with the Wonderbolts. Hopefully they will be allowed to kick ass. And Dash too. I don't want any other distractions. Maybe some cute Scootalove moments.
I want to be with Rainbow Dash forever without growing old...
I bet she'll give herself a short haircut when she starts loosing her hair.
And a tattoo.
with the mirror pool / pond she could!
Wonder if alicorn Dash would piss off as many people as alicorn Twilight did.
Why is she so cute?
dubs confirms what?
it was a question.
dubs doesn't confirm anything but a numerical count of posts on this board that happen to have the last two digits matching.
someone should try answering the question instead having the post counter "answer" it. which it did not. It did not leave a reply to the question in question.
to which MY answer is, she is cute because she is a rainbow colored pony.
if ya gonna bump, at least do it with pics
Well she's a bad actor because she CLEARLY looked at the camera.
Maybe she got it as a gift and wants to send a recording of herself to family.
look at this fucking scrub, doesn't even have 2000+ pics of his waifu.
oh my, take some pics then
>Outfit is fully removable
Hey fellas, so sorry for the massive delay. Wow university has fucked me raw. I still have exams until thursday of next week but after that I'll try to finally get around to finishing The Birthday!
If you guys wanna get caught up again: http://pastebin.com/u/Anunymau5
I find it reassuring that you're still around, Candles. Did you ever go on Hiatus?
Holy shiiiiiit! I never thought you'd return, fuck man, I needed this.
>Implying you wouldn't prefer to have Dash as a slave.
Actually, no I wouldn't.
If one of us is going to be a slave, I'd definetly would have it be me. Dash just isn't good slave material, at all. She functions much better free.
Dio is great, I remember that a friend introduced me to him back in highschool
i remember back in high school my dad caught me listening to Dio and he told me rock is of the devil and i got grounded for listening to it i called him a fat lying fuck and got punched and wasnt allowed in the house for a week i had to sleep outside for a week
I wish, no just his songs
I think killing the dragon, dream evil, Heaven and Hell, and Holy Diver are my favorite albums by him
I think that rainbow in the dark is my favorite song by him too which is funny because most people would take that as not really a fan, but it's just my favorite
I have the same thing with Led Zeppelin, Devo, and Bjork
the friend was very chill too, dadrocker as fuck but it worked with him because he never complained about modern music
that's better to hear, I'm Christian myself so it's nice to see another man of faith
Hey hey hey, I'm not kill either.
Well, sort of. My computer is having problems and I possibly won't be able to do much here for a while because my hard drive may in fact be kill itself soon.
I'll try and write more later, but in the meantime here's the pastebin for what I have so far of my greentext:
Sadly I don't know what will happen to the improv Tim Rorik and I did because the last addition he made to it was not archived on 4archive, and I didn't check back in time. That one might be kill and it's all my fault, sorry anons.
its ok your story the main one and tripanons story were all i cared about man we need more cute stories on these threads constant sex ones arent good i like the cute and romantic with a little bit of sex the improve took it way too fast
Thanks, if I can I'll try to get part 8 out sometime within the next 24 hours because you deserve it for being so patient. Let's just hope my laptop holds out. Also I have a sore throat, which really sucks.
I'd do it tonight, but I'm really tired right now. Here's hoping for the best, /mlp/.
im currently reading a really good dash and anon pastebin and by the way you and trip anon and candles just made it on my list so you faggots are my top favorite writefags so far keep up the good work
also about that sore throat i get them a lot im kind of in a band not a famous one we havent played publicly but Dio inspired me and well me and some of my faggot friends started a band so i feel your feels about sore throats
Good god why am I doing this. I apologize in advance if I fuck up how this kind of thing is supposed to go.
"It's totally possible." Rainbow was looking up at the sky, smirk on her face.
>You're not so sure and it shows on the dubious expression across your face. "I don't know..
Rainbow looks at you and now it's her turn to give you the doubtful look which is quickly transformed into the trademark smugness. "Don't be such an egghead."
>You grimace at the term, you don't even like reading. "That doesn't even apply here." You finally retort after you're done processing that it might have been an insult.
Rainbow lets out a small scoff and shakes her head, prismatic mane flickering as the hair winds around itself. "Who else am I going to show, Fluttershy? She'd be busy looking at her own hooves."
>Sad as it is to say, you know she's right, but you sure as hell won't let her know that. You play it off by sighing, complete with an over exaggerated shrug. "Whatever let's just get on with this."
Victory in the latest of your constant verbal fencing matches leaves Rainbow's smug expression even more pronounced. Stretching, she arches up and down, wings extending and quaking a bit as she prepares to limber up... You take an eyeful of what you can.
I'm not going to waste time writing more in the event that I suck major ass. Feel free to tell me I suck in the event that I do. Just know that I'm going to use the fact that I'm tired as my iron clad defense.
I wonder though can I still write in that style? It's more comfortable for me I think. By that I mean each perspective gets it's own individual line.
4chan in church? tsk tsk
so, there's none nun then?
*looks in interweb...
wow. there really isn't.
Not surprising though, she doesn't have the personality for it.
She does petplay very well...
There really isn't. But it makes sense, nuns don't really have a reason to exist in horse world.
There probably are. Or some other equivalent. They have almost everything we do.
She doesn't. But because of the celibacy, not her religious beliefs. "No sex? No deal".
Equivalent, maybe...but eh, I feel like the differences would leave the two being quite different imo
It's a law of nature.
I'm sure Crunchbite is prevalent enough already...but you can never have too much Crunchbite.
aaaand here's the link I forgot:
http://pastebin.com/EwKK39fr (This is the first paste, 15 chapters if I remember correctly.)
http://pastebin.com/Z2CvQUvc (Two dudes in Equestria. One, Anon, goes for Dash. Really fucking long.)
http://pastebin.com/kb4QYz02 (First chapter of 6)
http://pastebin.com/wPF1KC6d (Do you want to feel like trash? Read this story Asap.)
That enough for you man?
I've been up way too long and my throat hurts, but I promised this for you, /mlp/.
Forgot the post number of part 7 and 4archive seems to be down at the moment, but it doesn't matter since all it really satisfies is my OCD.
>You and Rainbow Dash spend the day reading the first eight chapters of Daring Do together, taking turns reading it out loud to each other.
>Sometimes Dash would giggle or cheer a bit depending on what was happening in the book.
>You had to admit, she was pretty cute when she showed off her girly side.
>That smile she had on her face as she listened to you reading really seemed to brighten up the whole room.
>You ended up getting pretty invested in it, and continued to discuss the story with Dash over lunch and dinner.
>She was more cheerful than usual, and you really felt closer to her during that time.
>You look out the window and see the moon rising through a rainbow fall.
>Dash trots up to you and puts her forehooves up on the windowsill.
>"Y'know, that was pretty fun. We gotta do this again sometime. Like, maybe even tomorrow."
"Oh. Uh, I'd love to, really. But we agreed we're going to look for some job offers that day, remember?"
>Dash seems a little disappointed, but she's not upset.
>"That's fine. I guess we can let it wait one more day."
>You nod reassuringly, which causes her ears to perk up.
"Alright then, it's settled. We'll do plenty more reading after tomorrow. How's that sound, Dash?"
>Rainbow nods excitedly.
>"That sounds great! Thanks, Anon!"
>You smile, then look back over the horizon.
>The colorful fall Luna's moon is passing behind makes it seem like a big ball of rainbow sherbet ice cream.
"Beautiful view tonight, wouldn't you say?"
>Rainbow Dash nods silently as she takes in the scenery.
>Slowly, without giving it a second thought, you reach over and wrap your arm around her.
(Extending the estimated length; part 8's too long so I'll do part 9 right away)
>As soon as your hand comes into contact with Rainbow, she inhales sharply and tenses up, flapping her wings.
>You realize what you're doing and quickly withdraw your hand.
>A brief moment later, she begins to relax again.
>It's not long until you find your arm wandering back over to her, wrapping around her and resting your hand on the hoof opposite to you.
>She tenses up again, but not as much as the first time.
>She looks over to you for a second, slightly confused, but eventually she relaxes and returns her attention to the moon, allowing your arm to remain where it is.
>Her fur feels soft.
>It feels nice.
>You feel something poking you on your shoulder, then a warmth settling on top of it.
>You look to see the pegasus has wrapped her other hoof around your shoulder.
>She's smiling again.
>Rainbow Dash is nice.
Hope you're enjoying it so far! Now, I need to get some rest... looking forward to writing part 10.
That artist doesn't have many of solo Dash in that style unfortunately...
just realized I posted the small one
happy to oblige, but just a couple more before I go get some food
alright, im off for now
What a beautiful pony.
Alright, I'll see if I can do a quick recap of my greentext so far. I'm willing to repost parts 1-7 if you want, but you may have to vote for which part you want reposted the most because I get the feeling some anons might be ticked off if I repost every single part.
Note: In this greentext's canon, Equestria and the places within it are just another location on Earth, and the show MLP:FiM doesn't exist. Anon does not know who Rainbow Dash is before he meets her. I wanted to avoid doing another story where a human gets magically transported there. I prefer to use a non-brony for these types of plotlines.
Part 1: Anon's paranoid boss fired him because Anon accidentally saw his porn stash. He ended up unable to find any new jobs because his old boss was spreading fake rumors about him to other businesses. Anon had to sell his house and decided to move to Ponyville in Equestria since the houses there were cheap, but they were already taken up by the time he got there. Rainbow Dash noticed Anon seemed unhappy, so she flew down to check on him.
Part 2: Anon tried to avoid telling Dash about his situation, but she pressed him enough to get him to confess.
Part 3: Anon told Rainbow Dash about his predicament. She was touched enough that she offered (or maybe even demanded) to take him in until he could manage to get a home of his own again.
Part 4: Fast forward 3 1/2 months; Anon is lying on the couch recollecting his memories of the previous events. He and Dash are now roommates, and they help each other out with various tasks. Dash comes to wake him up for breakfast because he's been sleeping too long.
(I'll finish up this recap in my next post)
Continuing recap from >>21031455
Part 5: Anon and Dash eat pancakes together and engage in small talk. Anon doesn't mind that his pancake is cold now.
Part 6: More small talk. Dash says that she decided to stay home with Anon today since he doesn't have much to do when she's not around; he is literally incapable of going outside the house unless she carries him.
Part 7: A bit more small talk. They make eye contact, and Anon experiences a few unusual emotions, which he quickly suppresses. After an awkward period of silence as they contemplate their options, Anon and Rainbow Dash agree to read the newest Daring Do book together.
Part 8: >>21028075
Part 9: >>21028186
Pastebin again, for when you're feeling Up2It: http://pastebin.com/AscK2K4n
(No, I'm not planning to stop the corny "Up2It" jokes)
the hype is real
And here we arrive upon the 'Dashfag' thread, these are one of the few semi-stable camps dedicated to a pony.
As we discussed in the Twifag camp the Dashfags seem weak at first glance, it's my personal belief this is because of the diversity and sometimes inconsistent nature of their thread.
It is however my opinion that Dash has a strong grasp among the 'lurkers', those that don't assign themselves to a camp rather producing content on whims. This is based on my personal observations.
Let's see if one approaches us...
Unfortunately it doesn't seem like we'll have the success we had in the Twifag camp, this is not unexpected as the majority age group that makes up the Dashfag camp is probably sleeping at this time.
Usually they'd easily approach, Dashfags are anything but cowards.
We'll return sometime after roughly 4 PM tomorrow.
I know her eyes are red and all but she looks high as fuck.
Alright, here's part 10. My laptop's condition isn't looking good right now, so I'd like to make sure I can at least get a decent portion of this story out in case it dies on me. I have another computer, but it's not a personal one and I don't really want people knowing I've been on 4chan. That computer doesn't let me cover up my tracks.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/AscK2K4n (Some of you might want to save this link; there's a possibility I could still update this story from the pastebin if I have to use the other computer)
>You and Dash look out at the stars for another half of a minute.
>Rainbow Dash yawns, raising her wings a little.
>"Alright Anon, we better get some rest. Gonna be a pretty busy day tomorrow."
>You withdraw your hand and stretch.
"Alright, see you in the morning."
>You and Dash step away from the window and go to your respective rooms.
>Rainbow smiles at you before closing her door.
>You flop down on your bed and stare up at the ceiling.
>She really does deserve her title of "Element of Loyalty", huh.
>She's letting you live in her house, and she's even willing to spend the whole day with you.
>You like her.
>...As a really close friend, of course.
>You sigh nervously and clear your mind, allowing yourself to drift off to sleep.
(Dash did not have a wingboner in that second line, in case you were wondering)