>Be me, sitting at my desk at work
>Co-worker walks up
"Hey anon, nice performance!"
“You’re famous man. You’ve got some moves!”
>Still confused as hell
“Did you not know? Didn’t you sign a release?”
>Starting to sweat, faint smell of pasta in the air
>”What did you see? What release?”
“The Mrs. and I were watching a documentary on Netflix, about this my little pony thing…”
>my eyes go wide, palms are sweaty, oh yea here comes the spaghetti
>Other co-workers hearing this and join in
“Anon’s on Netflix?”
“Dude, pull it up!”
>pasta overflowing from my desk drawers
“Dang Anon, get it!”
“look at him go!”
>Cubicle has become Mt. Pennemanjaro
> Of all the days to where a fucking trilby, why that day?
TL;DR: I’m looking for a new job
What did you do today anons?
This is absolutely fucking golden.
Why would you do this anon, why?
Like the fags over on tumblr say, SIGNAL BOOSTING THE CRAP OUT OF THIS POST!
Basically this OP. Your coworker already confirmed for watching it and he's fine sui obviously no one cares. Even then, if they already knew you as "that weird guy"
which no offense, but based on trillby and how you looked in the picture, is probably truethen there's nothing that you could have possibly lost as a result. If your coworkers like you, then best thing to do is embrace your autism and maybe crck some jokes about it here and there.
holy fuck this is amazing.
I'm crying from laughter
> Of all the days to where a fucking trilby, why that day?
OF COURSE you would never wear that thing usually but JUST so happened to also be wearing it this day
i honestly never saw a fedora wielder to be so baller
you did good OP
Baller as fuck/10.
A bit embarassing but I wouldn't hang myself over that, you were just having fun. Pretty sure I did similarly silly stuff at a few parties.
Just own that autism, nigga.
Ok so, how do we know this is you? Because you have the same fedora timestamped? You're already in a documentary many people have seen, why not take a picture of yourself right now and time stamp it, you have no reason NOT to. Unless of course you're lying.
>using anything but glorious Tomorrow master race
You look very Mexican.
This works well in your favor. Now you can sue whatever company you used to work for for firing you because muh race war.
Unless you quit like a little bitch because you couldn't handle banter. that's your own damn fault.
Cool moves though. 8/10
Exactly. I have no clue how anyone can dislike Tomorrow.
For your information, I
actually don't enjoy using Tomorrow, but I respect your freedom to choose and the fact that Tomorrow does have its benefits, I would rather go with what I objectively think is better in my own opinion, but I want to let you know I value your input in providing content to this thread
Honestly, OP, if I knew you in real life, I wouldn't cut ties with you over something as trivial as this.
You are still a faggot, sure, but again, this is not something to be ashamed of. You did nothing wrong. It's not like you fucked a horse on camera, right? Not that there's anything wrong with fucking a horse on camera, but you get what I'm saying, right?
So chin up, anon. Life is too short to worry about your faggotry.
How can you be so dense? Why would I save that image if I didn't realize it was a joke? You guys need to up your social intelligence big time.
I said I assume you know that's the joke. Are you so dense that you thought that I assume you know that's the joke meant that I assume you don't?
Then you're the absolute retard I was trying to say you aren't, because you are the fucking retard I was trying to say that I didn't think you are. That is, if you know what I don't know that I knew that I didn't know that I thought I wasn't saying.
You fucking I don't know if you're a goddamn person who didn't know that you were the fucking retard I said you weren't being but I was being ironic when I said that.
breading in an epic toast
>Went to bronycon 2012
>saw cameras and shit
>they were filming a movie
>avoid cameras OD
I bet I'm probably in the background of a frame or something. I'm glad no one I know actually watched that shit.
Haven't I done enough for you people already?
IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.
You... I don't know, man. You have become both the biggest faggot and the greatest hero of this board. It's like... like...
Nigger, you win. You lose, but you win.
Not actually worried about my work relationships, just a rare moment of spaghetti for me.
I maintain a fairly normal outward appearance.
Looking for other work because work is shit and we're underpaid.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>INB4 cum on it
nope, never gonna happen
Is anyone else as surprised as I am that this isn't just an elaborate ruse?
'Ere you go, guys. I used the previous one at
as a base because I'm a lazy fuck
Done. It was a mistake I made in the rush to get it up first. I actually overwrite the PNG each time, merged all the layers, and never saved it as a .xcf, so I had to fix it manually. It looks surprisingly okay though, even after the manual fixing
>OP's grandchildren will be able to view this on holodisc in the future
>said future is 20% more autistic
>gen 5 or 6 pone happens
>ops grandchild is pretty normal for liking mainstream mlp as do most normal people
>said grandchild discovers his grandfather's legacy and learns of /mlp/ and g4
>finds archive of all 5 seasons of g4 plus the three movies
>now ops grandson is a massive faggot for liking old gen pone
>after binge watching everything, he thinks to say something on the internet
>but there's nowhere to post it that's accepting
>ops grandson realizes the ride was over before it began
and never again will g4 love happen, as it could only happen on the hub
You sound really desperate for bad porn, because my non-virgin dick is really small and not something anyone would pay to see. (Also it isn't in a pony as sad as I am about that.)
Mikhail Krug? You're alive?
I still can't believe it actually happened
OP, I have no words. You're a glorious bastard.
I finally look at this thread and see the glorious reveal of OP.
You might be a faggot, but a damn good one.
Damn, /mlp/ can still have good threads. Thanks for sharing your cringe story, OP.
why were they watching a brony tale in the first place?
don't worry OP we will always remember you. now im going to watch this movie just so i can watch your sick moves
OP, you glorious bastard.
To conclude this, you didn't fuck up, OP. You did fucking good. Godspeed based anon