>Hey, Anon! Do you have any more tales that you know from

>>20610427
I'm Batman

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>>20610427
“Before Batman was... Batman, he was a boy with a loving family. But one night in a dark ally a stranger shot and killed his parents.”
>”So Batman is an orphan... like me?”
“... Yes, but unlike you his family left him million upon millions of dollars, and a butler.”
>”Whats a butler?”
“Umm, hes batman's manservant. He cooks for Batman, and cleans his house and washes his close-”
>”Oh so hes like you?”
“What! No! I may help clean up your apartment and make you sandwiches, but I'm not your manservant...”
>”Fine but can I still be Batmare when I grow up?”

>>20610779
>school filly
>apartment

>>20610954
It happens in anime all the time.

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>>20610779
scootafeels story...maybe?

>>20610427
There once was this masked man who crashed a plane with no survivors for you.

>>20610779
Of course not. Batman wasn't a cripple.

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>>20611197
I beg to differ.

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>>20610427
“Batman lived a lonely life. By being Batman he had to forgo certain aspects of life we take for granted. Like having friends and dating.”
>”This sounds rather lonely and sad. Can this be a happy story, with action and fight sciences?”
“I wouldn't say Batman lived a lonely life. He has his boy sidekick Robin.”
>”Cool! Tell me the story of how they met”
“They met after the dastardly villain The Joker killed Robins family”
>”So Robin was an orphan just like-”
“Yes, Scootaloo, Robin was an orphan just like you...”
> Scootaloo's face lights up, “Did he and Batman ever get revenge on the Joker?”
“No. If I remember right Robin was later killed by the Joker with a crowbar”
>Upon hearing this the joy and color quickly drain from the Pegasus's face.
“Don't worry Batman later found another orphan and named him Robin... I think the Joker shot him. Now that I think of it Batman went through a lot of Robins. I guess the moral of this story is If Batman want you to join him on an adventure, just say no.”

>>20611256
But he wasn't born that way.

>>20611143
Sorry i'm better with crappy one shots like this
>>20610779
>>20611278
and even then i'm mediocre at best