>>19516630 You want a story Flutters? I'll tell you a story.
It all happened long ago. A little boy wandered through town one day and found himself somewhere he'd never been before. Though anxious to find his way home, he'd found himself a sanctuary he'd not soon want to abandon. And it was there that boy became a man, and in the years to come he met a girl. Quiet, kind, a bit bashful... but the two of them were inseparable. More than friends. One night, that girl asked that boy to tell her a story. Well, this is that story.
Once upon a time, there was a yellow pegasus who couldn't get to sleep without needing to be read a bedtime story. Everypony in the whole world hated her, even the princesses. They still do, but who knows, maybe one of these days she'll stop needing a bedtime story and ponies will start liking her again. The end.
>>19516630 Once upon a time, there was a little fellow who lived in Canterlot. He loved how fancy the city was, how nice everyone dressed, and, most of all, how amazing the food was.
Food was his passion, his "special talent", if you will. He wanted nothing more than to become a famous cook, loved by everypony.
But there was one problem. This little fellow wasn't a pony. He wasn't even a donkey. He was a rat. And every time he tried to work in a pony kitchen, the ponies would chase him away.
One day, however, he managed to sneak into the kitchen of the Black Stallion, the fanciest restaurant in all of Canterlot. He made a most wonderful soup that everypony loved. But while trying to sneak out afterwards, he was caught by one of the stallions working there.
The stallion had always wanted to be a great chef too, but he had the opposite problem. He had the body to fit in (and was very nimble in the kitchen), but he lacked the talent to work magic with his cooking like the little rat. But he did have another talent, though. He was like you - he could understand the rat. Instead of throwing the rat out or even killing him, as many ponies might do, he took the time to learn about him.
He learned that it was the rat who made the wonderful soup, and the two teamed up. The rat hid away in the stallion's hat, guiding him in what to do. With the rat's genius and the stallion's speed and ability to blend in, the two became the finest chefs in all of Equestria, making the fanciest of foods for the ponies of Canterlot.
>tfw you will never go to Equestria and have the opportunity to rephrase movies as fairy tales or "original" fiction for the ponies
Ok Here Is The Story, This Is A Story Of A Pony Called Princess Celestia She Was Doing Some Shit In Her Castle And Then Mutant Alian Mega Lazor Sharks Poped Out Of Nowhere And Then A Portal Poped Out Of Nowhere And Sucked Her In Princess Celestia Was Suddenly In A World Full Of Fat Pieces Of Shit Addicted To Mlp (5 Minutes Later) She Got Raped. THE END
>>19517149 I sometimes recite plotlines/arcs from JoJo as if they happened in real life when I meet with my parents. They seemed pretty interested with Part 4 and discussing Kira and his motives/killings prompted some nice discussion.
>>19516747 Here, I have a story for you, Fluttershy. In the great green tomb, there was a Chaurus, and a Draugr, that had been dead since Sundas. And there was a picture of a Guar, jumping over the Mundus. And two Netchs, sitting on benches. And a Frost Troll, with a Sweet Roll. And an Orcish oaf, with a Horker Loaf. And a Storm Atronach, with the Wabbajack. And an old Moth Priest who was whispering Magicka! Good night, Mundus. Good night, Chaurus. Good night, Guar, jumping over the Mundus. Good night, Draugr that had been dead since Sundas. Good night, Frost Troll. Good night, Sweet Roll. Good night, Orcish oaf, with a Horker Loaf. Good night, Atronach. Good night, Wabbajack. And good night to the old Moth Priest, who was whispering Magicka! Good night, Ogrim, Dremora, Clannfear. Good night, Daedra everywhere.
Once, there was a little pony... She was alone and afraid from all other ponies, that she felt best to live by herself. It was quiet and nice, but it was very lonesome. She did enjoy on what she did. Caring for the little creatures that couldn't defend or feed themselves. It was a simple life. But, it was still so empty in it.
She did make some friends within the years, It was still not enough to fill the empty void in her soul. The little pony just kept on doing what she can, but the emptiness just grew stronger with every passing day. She never wanted to tell her friends, because she just didn't wanted to loose them.
All that she wanted was something in her life. Only, she never knew what was that missing piece. Until one day, she met something different. Or rather, someone. It was a green, monkey-like thing walking out of the forest. At first she was cared of what it was. But later knew that they were harmless. She then took them in, and tried their best to understand on where they came from. One problem, was they they don't even know on where they are. The little pony was more worried for them, and just wanted to help. With open arms, she told them that they could stay for the night. The creature then hugged her without any warning. She didn't scream, or try to back away. But only, returned the hug.
Days turned to weeks Weeks turned to months Countless tries on finding his home. But, nothing. They even asked her friends. Still, not even any progress. All hope was lost for the ape-like creature. Nothing they could so for him to getting back home. He then cried and started talking about crazy things. She didn't like it. She didn't like any of what he was saying or doing. The little pony then stood up and promised him that she will always be with him.
>>19517495 He felt better. Much better, knowing that he isn't alone. They snuggled for that day, and slowly became stronger than friends. As the months kept on going, they shared a relationship stronger than friendship. They love each other so much, that one night they did something special. On a very special night, the bed rocked with a great force. Back and forth, nonstop for hours even. Only filling the house with constant moaning and screaming from the two enjoying their time. And proving for each others love.
>You close the book. >"But.. Anon, that last part didn't happen." "And that's where tonight, it does."
>>19516630 >Once opon a time there was a wee lad named Joe. >He was bullied by this one other guy named Frederick. >Oh. And Frederick was a robot. >One day, Joe went over to an ice cream truck. >Standing in line was Frederick. >When Frederick ordered, he ordered a Vanilla Chocolate Cone >Joe then said "Hey! That's my favorite kind of ice cream too!" >Frederick and Joe then became best friends forever. >The End.
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