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This is a confession thread, post your deepest darkest secrets or confessions. I know all of you have skeletons in the back of your closet

My confession
I used to wear fedoras to school
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>>19513509
I enjoyed iCarly
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>>19513509
I enjoyed High School Musical
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I haven't watched a single second of S4, and I didn't even like S3.

I also have been diagnosed with Asperger's disorder, but, using Game, I have managed to become a smooth-talking pickup artist who gets fucked at least once a week.
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>>19513547
>I have managed to become a smooth-talking pickup artist who gets fucked at least once a week.
Don't really believe this part but, oh well
>>19513509
I still play Call of Duty with my sisterWith whom Iv've had sex with
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I enjoy anthro.
Also I spam with a longsword when I invade
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>>19513545
I also enjoyed Equestria Girls...and the alicorn twilight...does this make me bad?
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>>19513509
I come on here and talk shit about people's waifus and horsebandos, but I have a crippling fear of being alone forever and just want someone who shares my love of all things horse genitals
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During the last years of high school
(season 2) I was open about being a brony, I litterally said bye to another one by saing bronies for life
>such autism
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>>19513509
I raped a child once. I didn't even finish I was so disgusted with myself. I knocked him out and dropped him off at the hospital and fled the country. That was 4 years ago. I regret it every day of my life
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>>19513577

>Don't really believe this part but, oh well

That's because you limit yourself with false ideals and stereotypes such as "You have to be good-looking to get women" or "You are born either socially competent or socially inept and there is no way to change".

Take the Red Pill. Break free of the Matrix's grip on your mind.
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>>19513509
>>19513532
>>19513583
i have done all of these as well

>>19513590
its okay, i'm here for you. rest on my shoulder fellow horsefucker, im here for you
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>>19513616
No, I don't believe it because I don't know anyone who has sex weekly with some one new
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>>19513590
I share your love of all things horse genitals. Hell, so does most of the board.
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>>19513509
I think the fandom fucking up so badly along with the show not ending already and becoming something so different made me depressed
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I can't into anal.
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>>19513607
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>>19513590
This is why people have waifus, make shippings, write fanfictions or even clop sometimes...this is kinda of normal and is not mlp exclusive
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>>19513607
My god... A real child? That's pretty messed up man, even for 4chan
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>>19513633

Most people yo know probably don't go out nightly and probably haven't learned any PUA.

You'd be surprised just how quickly and easily you can get a girl to fuck you if the context is right. I've actually been able to walk up to girls in a club and make out with in under a minute.
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>>19513665
>implying 4chan doesn't have a pedo fetish
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>>19513607
I really hope this is just b8.
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>>19513607
Jesus, man. That's sick. That's really sick.
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>>19513665
I understand that, but I never thought about it in real life. I just find it messed up
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>>19513650
I know other places do it, hell I used to be those faggots... but you horsefuckers are the only ones who do it well and aren't huge faggots

>>19513622
;_;
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>>19513560
Wtf anon, I have to sleep soon you know.
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>>19513607
Please let this be bait
>>19513684
It's still fucked up. He raped a child. Just think how fucked up that kid's life is now
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>>19513718
we thank you for your compliment, but there are many threads made by many huge faggots.
the only reason horsefuckers are so awesome is because we are all horsefuckers, and we are in this journey together
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>>19513718
that's because most of the mlp fandom (specially in /mlp/) used to be or still are members of other fandoms...is not like people here never used internet before, we know the show is girly, we know about the weirdos out there, and we know people hate us for not understanding us, we just don't give a fuck
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I writefag for the exclusive purpose of getting the approval and adoration of Anons that have no idea of my race, creed, gender, class or history. As far as I know, the only thing we have in common is a love of pony genitals

>>19513590

I will always be out there somewhere for you
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>>19513746
>tfw you were never raped as a child
>tfw you never had a strong man's arms hold you as his throbbing cock pushes into your anus
>tfw you were never pumped full of cum and discarded for the authorities to find
>like the whore you are
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I used to be in the happy tree friends fandom.
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>>19513772
I'm happy I never had to feel those feels. That kid's whole life is fucked up now, just because Anon had "urges"
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>>19513785
Wow...was it better or worst than /mlp/ ?
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>>19513769
then shut up and write for us
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>>19513796
i almost did it once with my cousin (younger than me) but i didn't...i almost punched myself in the face just for having such a fucked up mind, and learned to separate the fictional from the real stuff (aka milfs,lolis,rape,incest etc)
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>>19513509
I cried like a bitch when Mellish, from Saving Private Ryan, was stabbed
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>>19513768
I'm not saying you don't see all that faggotry, just saying its there.
>>19513761
>>19513769
Let these horse genitals be the bindings that tie us for our journey
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>>19513858
and let those genitals slide up our ass and pleasure our prostate, because we are gay faggots.
hail Braeburn
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>>19513858
well...not shit them
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>>19513846
>milfs, lolis, rape, incest
One of these is not like the others.
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>>19513846
You got a scenario?
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>>19513881
This
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>>19513857
I kek'd
>>19513890
Are you gonna get off on this or something?
>>19513509
I used to come here ironically at first, but learned to love you faggots Even the child rapey ones
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I'm a tranny an I'm afraid I'll be stuck looking like a feminine guy and won't be able to pass as a woman.
As for pone, I think I'm ignoring/pushing my friends away just to post more than usual here with you horsefuckers.
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>>19513890
>be me with 13-14
>cousin with 10-12 (i can't really remember)
>alone at home, parents out
>watching tv when suddendly, start to touch shoulders
>start to get really close to kiss
>looks at me with a confused face
>back off and never talk about that again
He is a guy btw, i forgot to tell that
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>>19513947
Did he want to fuck? That's not really rape
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>>19513942
its okay, just more estrogen.
also, keep a job, as the injections are expensive.
also, you will always have friends.
call me
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>>19513964
i really suck at greentext, but i pretty much came really close to kiss him, with rape in mind, i never said i really raped him
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>>19513509
I publish books and browse 4chan on a daily basis, I also write stories everynow and then for /mlp
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>>19513577
>my sisterWith whom Iv've had sex with
care to explain anon
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>>19513942
I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, butI always wondered. How do they simulate a vagina? And how do you pee
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>>19513988
i am not sure why i did that, i think it was because i got abused when i was like 4, so i dunno...
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>>19513942

I figured out most of my friends have very little in common with me anymore and I was holding on to an idealized memory. Outside of you all, I have like 5 real friendos
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>>19514002
I play Call of Duty, with my sister, with whom i've had sex with
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>>19514020
this is how life works anyway...
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>>19513509
I cried while watching "The Fault in Our Stars" while with my grill
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>>19514030
yeah but some details man
mainly about the sex
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>>19513509
I have skeletons in my closet.
Literally.
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>>19514067
Not that anon but Im guessing he put ponis into vagoo
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>>19514071
Pics or it never happened
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>>19513509
I've always wanted to go full autismal and wear brony clothing and accessories in public.
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>>19514090
Go to a con at least
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>>19514090
After equestria girls you can
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i blew a horse once.
cant wait to do it again
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>>19514067
>Be 16 year old Anon
>Sister 3 years older than me
>She's a decent 8.5/10
>Get really close one summer
>She get's really drunk one night
>Comes to my room and starts to hook up with me
>I don't stop even though I know she is my sister
>We had really sloppy and wild sex
>Wakes up next morning and she is really pissed at me
>Give her a few weeks and a coupe ounces of weed and we talk it through
>Say to think it never happened
>Play call of duty
>Hoping to have sex again
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>>19514062

It just took a while to realize that they weren't even really my friend in the first place. It felt cool at first like, "Yeah! I am free." but then I realized how lonely I am.

So horsefuckers, I am staying here and hanging with you all until we all become dust
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>>19514116
...how you lucky bastard?
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>>19513509
I own two fedoras.
I still enjoy the show
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>>19513801
Better. just for the fact that it was never even close to good and there weren't actual neckbeards. just a relatively contained small group of 12y/o kids doing what they do shipping characters and making OCs.
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>>19513975
Yeah I'm working at a fairly decent job. I take pills instead of shots because I think they cause mood swings, but I know what you mean.
And thank you.
>>19514007
I haven't had the surgery yet. There are surgery videos and I'll leave a link. But for the love of all things unholy, know that this is a very bloody process. Watch at your own risk http://youtu.be/iknF-zc1t7k
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>>19514117
MORE...DETAILS
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>>19513509
I got an STD from an underaged male prostitute
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>17
>Want to go to a party this kid at highschool was throwing
>Mom says no since she thinks that I will drink
>Take a dozen xanax tablets I had from my prescription
>Crush them into a fine powder
>Offer to make my mom a mixed drink
>She's passes out
>Get to the party and have a good itme
>Suddenly I get a phone call from my dad
>My mom is in the hospital in a coma from a drug overdose
>Dad asks me if I know anything about it
>I say no
She recovered and still doesn't know
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>>19514116
Anon you BETTER swallow as much as possible.
Do it for us.
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>>19514119
don't do this, we can have a good time around here sometimes, but the lack of friends in real life really gets you (coming from someone who already suffers from depression)
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>>19514169
>She unbuttoned my pants
>Started to nuzzle my dick, inside the boxers
>Sucked me off for a little
>Sat on my face
>At her out like a fucking retard First time sexxing
>She sat on my dick and started bouncing up and down
>Came inside
>Luckily she was on the pill
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>>19514134
>>19514212

>be me
>be 16
>be in montana to visit grandparents
>sneak out of house at night
>go to neighbors field
>3 horses. 1 mare, 2 stallions
>tempted to finger the mare, but she walks away before i get the chance
>settle with the stallions.
>stand at his side
>he's soft, so i start rubbing his softie
>he starts to get hard.
>feel my dick getting hard. Strip naked
>the stallions dick is finally hard.
>start licking his tip. giant meat is quite heavy and thick. can barely fit it in my mouth
>start to jerk off as i blow the stallion
>he cums quickly, and i do my best to swallow all of it
>tastes funny. not bad, but not good either.
>start rubbing my dick against his leg
>essentially HUMPING the horse's leg
>finally cum on his furry leg
>all of this before i ever knew the show existed

best day ever
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>>19514216
>>19514233
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>>19514233
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>>19514216
You came inside your sister?
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>>19514277
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>>19514233
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>>19514214

I know that feel about depression. I'll stick with those that actually give a damn about my well being and have the rest fuck off.

Besides, I can't always go out after work so I come here
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>>19514250
>>19514270

next time, i will try and put its cock in my butt, now that im older.
hopefully cum inside the mare too
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>>19514299
I'm pretty sure a dude dies from getting fucked by a horse
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>>19514310
There was a documentary on it. It was called "zoo"
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>>19514299
>>19514310
Yeah you want to be careful with that shit m8.
Internal bleeding is no joke.
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>>19514310
Died****
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I think I have genital warts, but I don't have the guts to go to a doctor. Or tell my girlfriend.
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>>19514334
You're an idiotn
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>>19514299
Mister Hands, you're supposed to be dead.
Seriously bro, don't do that. You will die.
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>>19514310
>>19514328
you fuckers need to watch more horse porn.
also, ever heard of horse-dildos????
go watch a video of a guy penetrating himself with a horse dildo.
its...strangely....arousing
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>>19513509
As a joke, I let a crab bite the tip of my dick (Drunk with friends at the beach) Needed 8 stitches and some surgery... It was not fun
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>>19514233
YESYESYES
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>>19514299
As lewdtacular as that might sound, don't.
They're extremely rough and will rupture your insides.

At best you'll have a permanently, severely messed up sphincter.
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>>19514348
I'm not attracted to real horses... nor penis
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>>19514349
so you had surgery cause you had bad crabs?

>>19514353
does my story please you? i am gad.
will post more in 4 months when i visit them again

>>19514357
refer to this: >>19514348
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>>19514310
nope, i read a book about this once, it worked just fine, is just like fucking niggers
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>>19514395
It was a real crab
>Pic related
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>>19514395
And them make an adaptation starring Big Mac that we are going to have a deal my good sir
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>>19514395
Not the same thing, but sure if you wanna end yourself by horsecock, that's your bidnis.
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>>19514448
That would be a hell of a way to get into Equestria
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>>19514443
good idea
is it possible to spray-paint a horse red?
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>>19514233


That is really cool anon

to bad it never happened
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>>19514495
believe wat u want
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>>19514495
That is what is great about the internet. You can never know what is true and what isn't
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>>19514495
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>>19513509
I haven't clopped in about 3 months
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>>19513509
I enjoy these threads because it makes me feel as if I'm not alone
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>>19514591
ew, what are you, gay or something?
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>>19513640
Finally, at least one other person that understands that shit on your dick is a bad thing.
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>>19514626
The first few weeks, I had poison Ivy on my cock so I couldn't masterbate without being in complete pain. Then I just hadn't felt the need after that. I know I will soon, probably in a week or something, but I really don't get the urge anymore
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i've been on 4chan for nearly 12 hours
wft is wrong with me
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>>19514628
>thinking anal involves shit
Nigger please, anal takes a lot of preparation and cleaning.
Proper anal is as clean as vaginal.

Look up douching.
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I have a very unsettling and irrational fear of moths and other flying insects (but mostly moths).
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>>19514675
The other day I had to help my brother with a sport. I ditched him to writefag in a few threads. I've been on for about 32 out of 48 hours
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>>19514662
>Poison ivy on my cock

/thread
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>>19514662
>Poison Ivy on my cock
My sides are in fucking orbit Anon
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i listen to saturday night songs with michelle creber and blackpedogryphon. if i dont i get depressed because i have an infatuation with her
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>>19514662
>Poison Ivy on my cock
Care to explain
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>>19513509
I actually like fedoras.
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>>19514700
Nancy, pls.
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I actually like Flash Sentry through several fanfics.
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>>19513509
I'm watching Family Guy right now. They just made a bunch of Robin Williams references...I feel like crying
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>>19513509
I'm terrified of ghosts and other paranormal stuff like that
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>>19514806
Just remember that you didn't loved Robin Willians himself, only the charaters that he played when he was alive
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>>19514722
good to know im not the only one
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I'm deeply frightened of anything dying or dead animals/people, but honestly, if someone were to point a gun at me, I'd be totally okay with dying.
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>>19514835
I was gonna rage.

But it's true.
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>>19514826
Me too. Ghosts had terrified me since I was a kid. Sometimes I close my eyes and hold my ears when a scary movie commercial comes on. I know it seems like I'm a fucking fag, but it's a confession thread
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>>19513509
back in 2008, 14 years old didn't have a computer nor money for internet, would go to the public library, would use free computer time to play online flash games and browse myspace yes I was that much of a pleb not much I could do though everything else was blocked.
used to download limewire and install it For some odd reason it allowed me to do tha. would use it to download shitty hip hop songs and download bad quality porn. would type porn in search box, and randomly select random results, see if i could download atleast one of them before my hour was over most of the time unsuccessfully until one time it did, can you guess what type of video it was...bestiality to be more specific a woman horsecock fuck.
Got so horny, I fapped.
>tfw I saved the video in a usb thumb drive.
>tfw I fapped multiple times in the library.
>tfw never got caught.
>tfw I love horsecock
>tfw I was a horsefucker even before /mlp/.
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>>19513509
I've killed someone Just kidding I'd rather be in a zombie apocalypse than in equestria
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>>19514904
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>>19514885
Thank god I'm not the only one. I went into full bitch mode during a trailer for Sinister
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>>19514904
>tfw I was a horsefucker even before /mlp/.
You were a hipster before hipsters were a thing...does this make you a double hipster?
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>>19514906
this guy is such a faggot
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>>19513509
I like looking at picture of dead people on gore and shit, but get disgusted right after and feel really sick
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>>19514949
i actually sucked horse cock before i knew about mlp >>19514233

am i a triple hipster?
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>>19514959
Any examples
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>>19514959

Sharing is caring Anon
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>>19514967
nope...just a faggot (but hipsters already are faggots so you are tecnicaly a double faggot)
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>>19514959
Ghosts don't exist buddy
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>>19514959
did they looked something like this?
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>>19513509
I think I'm funny when I curse people out in spanish
Cierra te boca, pinche puta
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My best friend, my only friend, who I've known since childhood, is getting distant. He never wants to do anything with me anymore. Any weekend when I ask him, he's always busy doing shit with others. Even better, I see pics of him with them on facebook, having a good time. And I can’t go with him because I’m cripplingly afraid of people I don’t know. I don’t want to meet people. People fuck me up. I want to say something about it to him, but I also don’t want to guilt him into spending time with me. He’s probably better off, in all honesty.

That’s why if I lose my only friend I think I might off myself. I'll wait til he's good and moved on, so when he hears about it he won't give a shit, but if the only person I feel like I can trust and be myself around leaves me, then I don't think I could handle the loneliness. I’m already lonely.

I guess this isn't much of a confession but, I just wanted to tell someone, because there’s no one else.
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>>19513607
this is was fetish.. but i grew up to be a 7ft tall monster of a man... i will never be raped ;_;
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>>19515014
Don't do that Anon. Please, we love you here
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>>19515039
Dude, wanna fucking spoiler an image before you post fucking dead people
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>>19515014
Is okay fluttershy, friends come and go, just remember to never give up and never stop making new friends
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>>19515039
And this is a confession ho...
Oh.

>>19515058
Someone needs to desensitize themselves with some good ol' LiveLeak.
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>>19515058
Sorry for not putting a spoiler on the image but people was arguing about ghost and this story would calm them down
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>>19515014

Oh Anon, we love you because in the end we are all just as bad as each other. Sorry your friend's being an ass hat
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>>19515115
>People scared of ghosts
BETTER POST AN IMAGE OF A DEAD WOMEN AND HER CHILD!
How does this even seem like a good idea
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>>19515093

You will keep going, it'll make you feel better
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Why do I get the feeling that >>19515039 was just trying to one-up >>19513607 ?
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>>19515115
Delete that if you still can
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>>19515128
Maybe their soul haunt the house do you guys want to read a scary ghost comix I will post link in a few seconds
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>>19515196
m.comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&seq=
Scary as fuck
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i have never played a nintendo game
i have never played a mgs game

i'm nearing 2000 hours in tf2
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>>19515151
People are fucking sick. People killing babies. People raping children. It's fucked up. This is why I hope that some how I can get to Equestria
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>>19515222
Boy howdy, if you think that's some of the worst things humanity is capable of, you ain't seen shiet yet.
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>>19515222
Impressive trips but that's how the world is. And sadly, they aren't real
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>>19515222
if you find anything, let me know
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>>19515259
I know, I've seen beheadings, tortures, accidents. I just think it's fucking awful
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>>19515222
and how can you make sure that equestria is free from this kinda of stuff?
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>>19515014
You sound like the biggest faggot ever relying on another bigger faggot for social interaction. Stop crying get out there and make some friends.
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>>19515287
If it's the paradise I expect it to be, than nothing like this will happen. But We won't know until we get there
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>>19515265
actually...if you believe in the many universes theory, there is an universe for every single possibility in existence, so equestria as we know DO EXIST somewhere in its own universe, and with the correct tools we could travel to there someday...who knows?
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>>19515306
They freaked out when an Zebra came to Ponyville, just imagine what would happen if they saw a human
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>>19515309
The tools already exist, silly anon.
You just gotta want it bad enough.
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I broke up with my girlfriend for mlp
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>>19515322
They wouldn't kill and rape me. And I believe it will be in my afterlife, so if it's whatever I wanted it to be, it will be perfect
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>>19515309
I don't know your credentials on the subject but I'm inclined to doubt you're not using that idea accurately.
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>>19515343
Silly anon,this is how ocs are made,i can't go to equestria with bleach

btw, should i make a thread about wich pony you would want to meet in real life or this would be an stupid idea?
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>>19515222
>About 4.5 billion years ago, it is believed that Earth and a smaller planet struck in a massive collision

>65 million years ago, a meteoroid crashed into the Earth, exterminating countless numbers of species and ending the reign of the dinosaurs

>In 1945, the Allies dropped two nuclear bombs over Japan, murdering over 200,000 people

Humans aren't evil.

We're just the side-effect of the universe.
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The pix speaks for it self
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>>19515368
To doubt you're * using that idea accurately.
Damn double negatives.
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>>19515343
Bleach doesn't kill you. It just hurts like a bitch
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>>19515346
explain more please
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>>19515403

For /mlp/ or for pony
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>>19515373
The only thing I can hold onto is that some people are genuinely good and that one day, they and all the other truly good people will be free from this world
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>>19515347
I guess they would want to know more about the human world, but how about if you did something stupid like talking about bronies, or revealing that their existence is actually an kids show? without mentioning the fact that you would die alone and a virgin because nopony would ever fuck with you
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>>19515394
Actually it does if you down enough of it, but it will be more painful than burning alive.
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>>19515403
well I guess mlp isn't the only reason but it played a giant part, she got me into the shit,I ended up loving ponies more than her.
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>>19515368
Yes, i am, the theory says no exceptions for possibilities, so Equestria could be real, the same way there could be infinite variations of it the same way with our own universe, so there is an universe where anon lives in equestria and is married with his waifu or some shit.
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>>19515464
You made the right choice, anon.
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>>19515475
this man is correct
as someone who studies theoretical physics, i can back this man up
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>>19515411
for me...i guess...tell your story
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>>19515373
Humanity will never be completly good or completly bad, because we never get satisfied with who we are
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>>19515372
Do you mean like an actual pony? I don't want ponies to experience our fucked up world
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I listen to a reading of My little Dashie and cried for hours then felt depressed for three days afterwards. Yes, I'm serious
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>>19515526
Wise words Anon, wise words
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>>19515475
I find the quilted universe theory the most optimistic.

It states that if the universe is infinite, and since matter can only form in a limited number of ways, then our single universe contains every possible version of existence within the bounds of matter and dimensions, of course .
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>>19515464
that sucks, but unless you tried to push mlp into her is her fault to not respect the stuff you like in the first place
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>>19515534
I did too Anon
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>>19515486
I have a story if any anon here wants to hear it
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>>19515537
thanks m8
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>>19515464
Did you ever think of roll playing with gf to ask her to act as the favorite pone you liked in the show or was their more problems and reasons you left her
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>>19515534
dont worry, it upset me too
>>19515538
i prefer cosmological natural selection.
it states that because black holes have infinite mass and matter within, an entire universe could fit within a black hole, and that universe would have more black holes. This theory could actually be proof of multi-verse theory, and the beginning of a new black hole could easily be mistaken for a big bang
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>>19515527
no...something like you having the chance to personaly talking with one of the characters, just talking, no sex, just for the sake of wanting to know more about that character and ask them stuff you want to know i guess
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>>19515554
I'm all ears
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>>19515534
i felt the same way after reading "The ties that bind", that fanfiction fucked my mind really hard
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>>19515554
please!
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>>19515587
Yes, hell yes. Make this.
Wait, will they stay there forever?
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>>19515554
go on
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>>19515615
>Mfw im in the same boat as you
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>>19515615
Can you explain what that is about? I haven't read it yet and would appreciate a brief explanation
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>>19513633

I do. They're kind of pathetic actually and their life is one set of problems after another related to their addictive behavior.
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>>19515629
there you go
>>19515666
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>>19513509
I'm a closet transgender, I wear a lot of girl clothes. I wear girl clothes under my regular clothes outside my house.

I also have a futanari fetish, and would give anything to be railed by Princess Celestia for the rest of my life.

I also have a very deep obsession with Celestia, and I have pictures of her hanging in my room.
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>>19515642
ikr, after reading about how much anon cared for fluttershy, i suddendly wanted to be like him and try harder at everything, i felt lonely and empty for not having nobody, i would read that even without the sex
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>>19515677
Muh nigga, already posted
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>>19515657
http://pastebin.com/A4XC1F0f
read this...my god read this, is pretty much about how how anon helps Fluttershy to get out of her abusive family, they start to live together, is just...beautifull, i don't want to spoiler nothing though
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>>19513509
Listening to pony music is the only thing that gets me through the day without completely going depressed. Just hearing the mane 5 sing "We are all together" makes my heart flutter, hoping that one day I have the chance to finally meet them
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>be me
>be dating this chick, lets call her water
>water is having trust issues between me and her
>decide to tell her i'll do something to prove my love
>watch mlp (at the time I hated the show and she loved it)
>itsalright.jpg
>be more months later, decide to bring up mlp and she freaks the fuck out and asks me to never speak of it again (like it triggers her or some shit)
>year later, we break up I tell her it just isn't working out
>she wants to stay friends
>whatever.jpg
>be texting her and decide to bring up mlp since we aren't dating anymore
>She freaks the fuck out, and claims shes having a panic attack. I tell her to calm the fuck down, she gets pissed at me for being inconsiderate and tells me
>"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE DICK"
>I reply
>"okie doki lokie"
haven't talked to her since
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>>19515689
my nigga, i love u so much
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>>19515283
Unless you have seen it in real life you don't even know. Not trying to have a superiority complex but i am originally Yugoslavian. I was 12 when the Yugoslavian Wars where going on. Not to sound edgy but I have actually seen what people are capable of. But when you're older, you'll know that everyone is good. Don't try too be that edgy faggot who post's on Islamic torture videos on youtube saying "Hurr Durr my faith in humanity is lost" I'm sure you're not old enough to understand.
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>>19515739
But, I'm so ugly anon-kun.
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>>19515723
beautifull m8, and no sex? really?
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>>19515751
I feel you. I was a US Marine Grunt in Afghanistan and I've seen my buddies get there legs blown off. I've personally killed someone. It turns out it was a Taliban member, but at the tine i thought she was a civilian. I have never been in such a fucked up state of mind in my life
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>>19515735
Why the fuck would you watch mlp to prove your love in the first place? is she a brony?
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>>19515783
bullshit
there is no such thing as a n ugly trans.
post pics
include timestamp
celestia demands it
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>>19515788
I honestly would rather just be around them, just have the chance to talk with them, to be their friend. Sex is an extra
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>>19513509
First time I saw pones was through r34, was OK with that.
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>>19515783
I would fap to you anon
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>>19515800
she was at the time, and don't ask me why it worked, I don't know why either
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>>19513509
I'm a normal, average dude and I've never had any mental problems or hallucinations. Never done drugs and always did well in school. My granddad and I were pretty close, always going fishing and him teaching me how to golf. He was really tall, like 7'1 and pretty thin. Always wore khaki pants and a sweater or something similar. With a comb over. Anyways we were heading out to go golfing one day and he forgot how to get to the golf range. I was around 14 at the time and I knew something was wrong that day. Fast forward a month later and he couldn't remember my name. I cried. He had hardcore Alzheimer's disease. He lived for about 2 years after that and come to find out wasn't treated properly by my grandma. She's a bitch. She married my granddad for his money and had 10 children with him. He owned an insurance company and bought a huge old redbrick mansion on a hill in a wooded area to house them. It was charming and creepy. There children were fully grown when this was happening by the way. Anyway he died at 80 and a funeral was held and he was buried. Everyone wept even my bitch grandma. We all headed back to the mansion to grieve with one another. We packed in the large "play room" filled with stuffed fish and deer, golf trophies, and pictures of my granddad. Everyone was talking, especially my grandma who was crying crocodile tears. I left the room to use the bathroom. The only functional bathroom at the time was on the third floor for some reason. I climbed up the dark staircase and heard everyone's voice fade as I reached the second floor. That's when shit started getting fucking sketchy. Everything was dimly lit and dusty especially the red carpet, because nobody goes up there unless to use the bathroom. I remember what happened so vividly that this is hard to write. I started climbing the dark ass, creaky, narrow stair case to the third floor and I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Imma Cont.
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>>19515802

agreeing with this guy, do it
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>>19515818
Did you tried to ask her why she hated the show suddendly?
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>>19515802
Anon, I'm too embarrassed, I don't take good care of my body ;-;

>>19515817
Thank you anon-kun :3
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>>19515807
agreed
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>>19515689
I'm trans as well. I'm >>19513942. I'm trying to go through the motions now with hrt and laser hair removal (electrolysis hurt me too much to continue) until I can pass. Until then I wear clothes that girls or really feminine guys would wear.
>futanari
We all have our kinks, I run by /d/ for the gender swaps.
>Celestia
Not a bad choice at all. I have a derpy plush and would give anything to just be done with all this working and pointlessly moving up in life and just platonically cuddle with a real version of her for the rest of my life.
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>>19515822
and?...
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>>19515835
I did, her reason was she thought I loved mlp more than her, so she hated anything to do with it and we would have hour long conversations where its just her yelling at me about why I need to stop talking about mlp. nonetheless she was right, I did love mlp more than her
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>>19515837
who cares
pudge girls are cute too
there is a high demand
post pics

>>19515850
i would be find platonically cuddling with celestia for the rest of my life
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>>19515751
>Mfw I don't know how much damage been done in your lifes
>Mfw I will never be in your shoes or combat boots
>Mfw
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>>19515866
I haven't prepared for this anon, my legs aren't shaved or anything! And people are sleeping on the couch in my room, I don't want to turn the lights on to take a picture in stockings
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>>19515807
Makes sense to me, i would be too scared to even talk to them afraid of blowing it up or some shit, i dunno
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>>19513509
This thread is the realist I have ever seen this board in a long time. I love all you faggots
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>>19515880
>stockings
Uunf~
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>>19515792
Yes my friend. My best friend in the whole world, He was an English man named Craig, was like an older brother, he knew my brother when he was alive. Craig eventually was in debt with some English mobster's and found his home in Yugoslavia. I got a call from my mother saying he was killed in his home. I got their and saw the police have his head in a seperate case. he had his head cut off. I never found out who did it. I loved him. He was my brother.
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>>19515880
please.
perhaps go to bathroom and turn lights on.
or use flash feature

please, celestia is starting to cry

>>19515890
we love you too. we need more threads like these
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>>19515058
>can't handle a bit of gore
Fuck off back to your reddit hugbox, newfriend.
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>>19515864
wow...i guess "all abourd the hype train" was not her type them...fucking hipsters
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>>19515880
It takes time to look halfway decent, they don't get this. I look like a beta nerd when I don't primp at all. At least I can look like something between a dyke and a femboy when I get ready so far.
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>>19515890
I love you too, fag
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>>19515904
Just call me next time, you guys can count on me
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In the summer of 2011 I first discovered the mlp fiim fandom. I then learned that the hotopic at the mall was getting a shipment of brony shirts delivered to there store. You see, back then there wasn't many mlp shirts around so me and I a group of freinds went to hot topic and all picked out the one shirt they had. Now here comes the worst part, I immediately put them on and started to pose for pictures outside of the mall wearing my new shirt. If you're wondering, no I have never worn a mlp shirt since
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Confession? Alright. I have 3 different girls who would say yes if i asked them out and iv been really lonely recently and all of them are attractive and nice, its too god damned bad i want [spoiler/] pinkie [spoiler/] more than anything.
>ready for 50 ur a faget responses
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>>19514835

I remember when he was a standup. What character was he then? Himself?
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>>19515802
>there is no such thing as a n ugly trans.
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>>19515935
.........i take back what i said
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>>19515900
My buddy James, I called him Jimmy, was my friend since elementary school. He enlisted with me but we weren't stationed together. When I got home I reconnected with him. He told me that a truck rammed into his base and blew up killing a bunch of soldiers. He had the job of hauling the body parts and bodies out of the base. He tried to kill hinself a few months back. Everyday I visit him trying to make him feel better
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>>19515880
shes lying
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>>19515929
If it helps, I'd rather date rarity than any other girl.
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>>19515925
You shouldn't be scared of showing that you're a brony, fuck people, they never know what they want
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I molested a girl when I was 16. She had no idea anything bad had actually happened. She was also 3. I've never and will never forgive myself.
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>>19515935
As a tranny and just someone with common sense, that's horseshit. Genetics plays a part but you have to put in the work to look decent.
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>>19515929
look for a girl that is just like her them, unless you have an pony fetish, you probably fell in love with her hyperative personality
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>>19515880

They say real beauty is natural, the bathroom would work. Please Anon.

Look at how sad Celly is
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>>19515947
You sound like a good friend. I am very respecting that.
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>>19515953
i agree with this

>>19515947
wuts up blackgryph0n
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>>19514956

I used to like gore but eventually, I felt absolutely nothing from it. It just bores me. I'm glad I don't like it any more, because it's a shitty thing to fill up your mind with, but it still amuses me when some teenage edgelord tries to shock people with a gore flood.
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>>19515987
first gore i ever saw was that gif of ISIS members bringing people to a bridge, shooting them in the head, then dropping them in the river/lake
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no, just look at faggots like Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber, people like them because of their music but still hate them for who they really are, you can hate the artist and still enjoy what he does on stage
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>>19515985
Do you know where Michelle is?
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>>19515958
I don't know man, part of me agrees with you but the other wants to keep my power level hidden. Bronies are so hated that I don't want to labeled as one.
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>>19516006
like obama?
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>>19515973
Quit being a chaser. You sound like a creep and that shit isn't appreciated.
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>>19515973
>>19515904
>>19515898
>>19515919
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>>19516021
that guy is someone else.
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>>19516020
haha, yes, i guess like obama too
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Once, in a moment of weakness, I started BronyCon.
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>>19515322

They freaked out then they got over it. Just like they'd get over it with a human.
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>>19515890
This thread is so fucking real. No masks, no pretending, just being us.... I kind of like it
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>>19516040
You're going to make me gay anon
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>>19516040
quality is bad
cant tell if shaved or not
not like i care anyway

>>19516051
is there an obama pony?

>>19516058
fuck you tinker BURN IN HELL
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>>19516019
You don't need to push yourself bro, if you don't feel ready to show people your true nature, is okay,and you don't need to go to an crown and shout that you're a brony, start telling people you trust, so you can slowly built confidence for taking such an important decision (okay, maybe not that much, but you got my point)
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>>19516040
I want to lick your legs and feet
N-non sexually of course
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>>19515565
It's really true.

Who decides if humans are good or evil?

Does the universe judge us?

Does the Earth judge us?

Do plants and animals judge us?

No, they don't.

Humanity created morality, and therefore we control it.

If we say we're terrible, we are.
If we say we're amazing, we are.
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>>19516065
agreed
we need more of this on /mlp/

not too much of it tho, i like my daily dose of faggotry and cringe.
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>>19516065
We never have to pretend anon, thats the glory of it. We have the option, but at any moment you can say what you really believe, expose your core humanity and beliefs... and if someone disagrees or calls you a faggot, you're no worse for wear because we're all anon anyway
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>>19516072
N-not shaved... ;-; Sorry took it with my iPod. I had to take off pants and socks then put on stockings and take picture then get out in a realistic time.

>>19516068
Oh you're making me blush :3

>>19516082
Anon, pls. You're making me hard~
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>>19515383

I think search engines should be entirely viewpoint-neutral and not try to suggest viewpoints. They should just do what you say and shut up about it.
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>>19516091
This
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>>19515822
I kept climbing and pretty much the only light up there is from the two windows so it was pretty dark. My heart was in my fucking stomach, but I reassured myself by reasoning I was being a pussy cause it was dark up there. I rounded the last corner to get to the top and I fucking shit myself. I don't expect you to believe me but my granddad was at the top of those stairs. He was staring right at me, so intensely. His eyes were wide fucking open staring at me. His body looked like it was there, but his legs were like fuzzed out. Like static on a tv screen. I have never been more terrified in my life. I feel weak typing this. He had on his regular clothes and shit. It seemed like I was frozen there for a whole minute, but it was probably no more than a few seconds. I turned to bolt and I swear to god i heard him say "Jenny". It was his voice. Jenny is my fucking grandma. I don't have an analogy for how fast I ran. I heard stomping foot steps right behind me, but as soon as I got out of that narrow stair case and hit the second floor I turned around and there was nothing there. I ran back to the play room and my mom asked me if i was okay. I asked why and she said I was pale. I just told her I wasn't feeling well. I have never told anyone this as I don't expect anyone to believe me. I refuse to go back to that house. I'm 19 now. This is the reason I believe in unexplained paranormal things. I wasn't imagining. That shit was real.
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>>19516072
rule 34.2 if exist, there is a pony of it, no exceptions...
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I'm not attracted to humans and think about my waifu a lot, then I get depressed when I realize she isn't real.
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>>19514090
This. I have had the smae thoughts of wanting to.
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>>19516117
Closest thing I have to a confession.
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>>19516089
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>>19516102
i want to bend down and let you fuck me in my ass as i jerk off to clop
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>>19515947
That's a really fucked up story man. I can't imagine what it would be like to be in your friends shoes
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>>19515014
In all honesty, having only one friend as a crutch is a setup for disaster. Only having one makes them feel overwhelmed, like you're the clingiest fuck out there. Your best bet, if you want to keep said friend, is to look for others that are like-minded or someone similar to your original friend.

Suicide is a stupid move in all honesty. if your friend ever cared about you, it would sadden them to find out you took your own life even if it's been decades. Bonds are hard to sever and just keeping distant doesn't do that. You could try severing said bond, but then they'll feel even more guilty because they let you down. There's no winning in that situation, your friend will mourn your death.
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i want to make a request of all my fellow anons on this thread

this thread is really making my heart warm, after the nearly hour of lurking

i would love to see more threads like these daily.

i love you niggas so damn much.
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>>19516138
I'm much more of an oral kind of person, I like it when I get cum on my face, it feels really nice
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>>19516118

Indeed.
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>>19516102
Stop being so goddamn cute
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>>19515751
>everyone is good

This is just wishful thinking. There are people who really, truly are evil. Most people are good. But not all.
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>>19515822
CONTINUE
PLEASE
I need more inspiration for my story
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>>19516102
>>19516138
I would totally have a super gay three way with you guys as long as I could get to do the ass fucking
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>>19516167
allright, i'll let you suck my dick then
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>>19516117
wow...that was cool, have you ever though about why he said that?
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>>19516138
Not that anon but you and I share a fantasy.

But I'd switch pitching and catching every few nights
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>>19516178
I did. It's there
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>>19516166
Mother fucker you're making me feel all happy
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>>19516171
I'm sorry anon ;-;

>>19516185
Thank you anon-chan :3

>>19516184
:3
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>>19516125
read this anon
>>19515309
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>>19516187
I dont know. My grandma is a real fucking bitch and mistreated him while he had Alzheimer's disease. I heard him say her name. That's it
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>>19516166
lets do this every week, this way we are not going to break /mlp/, everybody agreed?
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>>19516205
i know
this is a truly beautiful thread
someone capture it so we may remember it forever
and please...PLEASE...more feel threads. more cuddle threads. lets so 4chan who we really are, without masks, as one.
as /mlp/

but like i said earlier, i still need my daily dose of faggotry and cringe threads, so dont overdo it

PROMISE ME ANONS, PROMISE ME YOU WILL DO THIS
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>>19515822
My grandpa just dies of cancer a few months ago. I was devastated. A few weeks after he passed I had a dream. I was in my living room, talking to him. I could hear his raspy voice
"Ike Davis is a scrub I tell you. He's never gonna be a ballplayer"
After a few minutes of talking I asked him
"Is this real?"
He responded
"If you want it to be"
He got up an started talking to my uncle and my aunt, about nothing, just small talk.
It was the greatest dream of my life
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People ask me why I don't have a girlfriend, since I am a young, attractive college student.

Truth is, I'm gay. Really fucking gay. Nobody I know IRL knows, because my family would disown me if they found out, and they're paying for college.

I'm in love with a straight friend of mine. I have no idea if he's actually straight or if that shit he does when drunk is genuine and he's scared to admit it.

Every day is a fucking chore to get through and I feel like a huge liar. Part of me wishes I was dead.

I hate myself.
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>>19516175
I really believe it, everyone has good in them. Even after the things i have seen during the war. At the end of the day, we are all brothers.
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>>19516100

Dubs confirm your right, and so do I

>>19516040

Thank you, you look lovely Anon
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I have a ranking of 'Renowned' on Imgur
And I've never made the front page
And I browse Imgur
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>>19516238
its okay, just ask him how he feels about you.
gay man speaking here
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>>19516215
Yeah I believe in that theory, but the that sometime is much too far away.
Im going to try to make a tulpa, but I hardly think it'll be successful.
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>>19516236
Old people are magical man.
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>>19516224
maybe when he died he learned about your grandmother's true reasons and got pissed, who knows
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>>19516203
Yeah, didn't auto update.
Anymore?
Shit man, I want to explore that mansion of yours.
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>>19516236
>Ike Davis
Your Gramps was right Man, god speed to him
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this thread is moving so fast

everyone refer to this: >>19516235
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>>19516238

It will get better. Eventually, you will be able to move to a place where you are safe, and you'll be able to be yourself without fear of family reprisal.

I'm so sorry that any human being has to go through this sort of repression. It's wrong and it's goddamned tragic.

Be strong. It won't always be like this. Things WILL improve.
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>>19516238
I feel you anon. I feel like this a lot, I'm bisexual but I much prefer dick over vagina. I love dick, so much. I'm too scared to tell anyone in real life, but my last trans girlfriend was okay with it.

>>19516244
Oh, thank you :3
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>>19516238
You just have to wait till after college anon, and if your family doesn't accept you, than fuck them, but there's no reason to hate yourself, remember, there's always someone out there who loves you
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>>19516236
>if you want it to be
My heart
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>>19516262
haha, i know how it feels like, but this whole waifu thing is just a signal that you need to date real people, and who knows, maybe you can find someone just like your waifu, after all, all those characters from mlp have their personalities based on real life personalities
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>>19516187
He's a ghost. He was confused and bored. He wanted to get laid.

So he called for his wife.
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>>19516286
>purple tinker
What are you doing here
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>>19516284
Yeah, seriously, someone get on this please
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>>19515890
>>19515904
>>19516065
I love you guys. I spent my days alone, lost my friends years ago and have distant family but threads like these make me smile
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>>19513509
I am asian
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>>19516318

I'm bored. Why else would anyone be on 4chan?
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>>19516274
That's it. I wouldn't go back there for money.
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>>19516236
wow...that was awesome
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>>19516324
I KNEW IT!!!
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>>19513509
I really don't want to leave this thread guys. Sadly, I have a brother I'm taking care of. Tomorrow is his first day of school and I wanna see him onto the bus. Someone please capture this thread for me. I love all of you
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>>19516286
I'm aware. I already have an offer for when I graduate this year, starting at eighty fucking thousand dollars a year.

Somehow, the light at the end of the tunnel makes being in darkness worse.
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>>19516240
As I said, most people are good. The vast majority actually. But there are people who want to watch the world burn. People that kill for no reason other than "I felt like it". People who commit horrific acts upon others without any sort of justification or reason. These people cannot be viewed as good in any sense.
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>>19516318
Purple tinker as in.. the trans scum?
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I just want to chill with all you bros
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>>19516311
kek
>>19516321
we love you too anon
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this thread is moving so fast

everyone refer to this: >>19516235
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>>19516368
Oh god please someone at least tell me they're working on it
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>>19516261
Can't risk it. If I don't get this degree, my life is totally fucked.

>>19516297
I know. I don't really hate myself for being gay, I hate myself for being a coward. I haven't thought being gay is wrong since I was a junior in high school, which was about two years after I realized I was.
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>>19516341

Indeed. It's the same for trans people when they start to transition. It becomes more difficult to go to work "as a man" when the end of that is in sight.

Be true to yourself. When I was a teenager, I thought I'd die a virgin; I also thought I'd kill myself before I hit 18. And, while life has been cruel to me in lots of ways, I can honestly look back on life and say I'm glad I hung in there. Bad times and all.

Some day, you will look back on this and be glad you pulled through too.
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>>19516338
is okay my friend, go, maybe someday our paths will cross again, in a world full of darkness and cringe, there is aways a single light the pass by, you just need to be patient, and look at the right places
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>>19516328
this is a reasonable response.
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>>19513509
/mlp/ seems like a scary place to people on the outside. If they just took 3 minutes to het to know the real us, they would realize we are normal people, with normal fears and normal feelings. I love all of you faggots, thanks for giving me a heart warming thread
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>>19516386

NO U
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>>19516387
as i said before, we should do this every week
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>>19516387
>normal
Nah, we're weirdo faggots.
And I love you all for it.
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>>19516387

it's getting over the Horsefucking thing. It's a major hurdle for most people. Love you too faggot
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>>19516381
Honestly, if I was Trans I'd probably off myself immediately.

Body dysphoria and everybody treating you like shit? Fucking hell, that sounds terrible. I have no idea how people live through that.
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>>19516387

To be honest, my stance on /mlp has softened considerably since hanging out with some nor/mlp/epople in person, most recently at the (awesome) room party at BABSCon (when everyone was getting drunk celebrating Final Draft getting booted).

I'll never see eye to eye with some things the majority here do. But you're undeniably human, and there are good people here.
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I like wearing diapers, its my fetish.
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>>19516397
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This threads going okay... why dont I post my thing?

Im technically bisexual, but I vastly prefer the company of men. When I first came out, it was when I was very nearly dating a guy who was moving to my state who I knew from the internet, and I came out to a very abrasive guy who meant well, but when I started my schpeel he was basically like "Quit dancing around the subject, you gay?" "Guh well gah- y-yeah" and things kinda snowballed from there. Im now the groups token gay guy. I dont mind it, its nice to have a place... but if I ever date a girl(very unlikely), it might get me some shit pitched from my friends... for the moment im calling myself Bisexual, Homoromantic.... its a weird scenario
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I learned the hard way that my blood clots very effectively, even when an artery is cut.
I also learned the most effective way to get my family to abandon me and treat me like a basket case.
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>>19516356
We all shall chill in time, bro.
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>>19516415
It's not easy, mang.

But I do it for her.
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CAPTURE THIS THREAD
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>>19516415

Half of us DON'T. Being any kind of LGBT is very tough, particularly in "conservative" places like the US (witness the Anon who is deeply in the closet because he fears his family's reaction).

It's not easy.
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once upon a time I called purple tinker "her"

oh god I'm so sorry
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>>19514090
Back when s1 was only about to come to an end, me and a friend would go full color pone shirt every friday. It was like being emotionally naked.
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>>19516424
Nice
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>>19516443
Please please please. I'm on mobile right now so I can't
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I got raped by my sisters friend when I was 13. She was 20 at the time.

I can't tell anybody it happened because everybody just fucking congratulates me on scoring so early, including my dad. But I didn't really find a wasted college chick riding my dick while I begged her to stop enjoyable.

I wanted my first time to be special.
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>>19516424

Hey, whatever floats your boat. As long as you don't molest actual kids, you can pretend to be a kid as much as you want (in the privacy of your own bedroom).

The only harmful fetishes are the ones that deny consent or otherwise hurt others. Be whatever kind of weirdo you want in any consensual relationship!
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>>19516434
Make sure that your friends know your sexual preferences, at this point, hiding stuff is not a good idea
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>>19516443
>>19516456
We have an archive m80s. Just find it there and bookmark it.
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>>19516448

Know this is b8 but basically, anyone who isn't a completely uncouth faggot respects someone's choice of gender pronoun unless it's some ridiculous tumblr shit like zir, or people expect you to keep flashcards to keep track of them.
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>>19516434

That's tough. As the SJWs say (lel), "bisexual erasure" is a real thing, especially for guys. Once you're seen as "gay", you are forever "gay". Anyone saying they're "bi" is suspected of "really just being gay", most of the time.

It sucks.
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I really hate trans that didn't have dysphoria to become a trans
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>>19516447
So uh, you really are purple tinker?
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>>19516447
>US
>especially tough

Harder than Europe, but LGBT people in Africa or the Middle East have it 100x worse.
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This entire thread

pic related
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>>19516440

BABSCon. The /mlp/ room party. It was great this year.
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It's like I'm not even on 4chan, just a room of friends discussing life and trying to help each other out
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>>19516461
I was raped by my older brother's friend. I was 13 and he was 17. He was much stronger than me and easily overpowered me. I never felt so helpless in my life. It was fucked up. I never told my brother about it
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>>19516461
i know how it feels like, i lost my virginity when i was 4, just because our ugly,fat maid convinced me to have sex with her, at the time, i didn't knew what sex was, and i growed up with an sexualy active mind, wich means no inocence, and disturbing\perverted thoughs of everything, i need to aways control myself or else i am going to become some weird loli\furry\gay\futa\milf\incestual freak
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>>19516501
fuck my life for not having money to attend these kinds of things
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>>19516464
>is only saying this because transfats trolls for underage incest rp on furrymuck
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>>19516490

If it were as easy as flipping a switch, I think a lot of people would do it just for fun. But the fairly excruciating shit necessary these days more or less weeds out anyone who isn't serious about it.

(Not talking about tumblr idiots who decide they're trannies because it sounds cool and shocks their parents, and will move on to something else next year. The famous PoMosexuals.)
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>>19516474

I draw the line at anything other than 'he', 'she' or the neutral/other 'they'. Occasionally I meet someone who asks people to call them 'it'. I can't bring myself to do that, and usually use 'they' instead. *shrug*

SJWs hate me too. It's not just chan kids.

>>19516497

Oh, absolutely. The US is Easy Mode compared to the middle east or Africa. For a supposedly "first world" nation, though, it's definitely at the bottom of the LGBT-treatment barrel.

>>19516493

https://twitter.com/prpltnkr/status/288507342784430080
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>>19516515

Luckily you ended up a nor/mlp/erson and a horsefucker, not something weird.
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so how do i store this thread on 4archive?
im copy/pasting, but all im getting is some nonsense about /b/
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>>19516509
Why did he do it?
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>>19513509
I shop at Hot Topic, and have lots of fun doing so. My prize possession is a t-shirt that says Luna is best Princess. Right behind my Hetalia belt.
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>>19516506

Welcome to the other side of 4chan.

>>19516447

I'm glad to be living in Canada, bigotry exists still but it's nice to see all the couples going out without fear
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>>19516498
>>19516506
we love you too
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>>19516474
I rarely even use pronouns. I mostly call people some variant of "dude."

But yeah, I try to respect people's boundaries and preferences. Even when they're being fucking annoying as all hell.
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>>19516509

I am so, so sorry. That's terrible.

>>19516521

Oh, thank you so. I needed a good laugh.
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>>19516533
Oh sweet, nice to meet ya.
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>>19516533
I know you get a lot of shit here, but I wanna let you know I respect the amount of work you put into things. Hope you don't take too much of it to heart.
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>>19516546
>other side of 4chan
dont you mean other side of /mlp/?
only WE can do things like this
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>>19516536
actually no, i already tried to clop a few times and i didn't felt anything, i guess i just have too much respect for the characters to to think they are sexy, i also try to stay away from that "waifu" thing, i do have my favorite character, but i don't want to fall in love for a fictional charater
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>>19516506
These threads always give perspective.

When you know that, say, my family won't even fucking talk to me because I dated a black girl once, it becomes a bit easier to see why I might post some of the shit I do.

Of course, you won't know it's me, but still.
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>>19516501
I don't go to conventions, I dunno maybe something online from a while ago jumbled my jimbobs.
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>>19516557
>I am so, so sorry. That's terrible.
>You know, if being a rape victim really made one immune from criticism, maybe I could stomach being raped once.
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>>19516568
I agree, I listened to you on some podcast, thought that all the shit that happened to you was bullshit.
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>>19516544
We were playing video games while my brother was asleep in his room. We started talking about sex and I asked a lot of questions. He started to grab my shoulders and stuff. I asked him about being gay, I thought I was at the time because hormones but in straight now.He then pushed me against the couch and started to bite my ears before pushing me over. The rest is what you think. I was crying but he kept saying not to wake my brother. It was so painful. I never wanted to feel like that ever again. The worst part is the feeling after. Just the idea that you were used as some assholes toy.
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>>19516557
>say "that's terrible" to the guy raped by a dude
>ignore two guys who got raped by a chick

Huh.
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>>19516576

/b/ has it's moments like this too. Once in a blue moon mind you but still.

We hardly ever have real do stuff like this all together. It's nice
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>>19516594
well,i know it sounds dumb but, is your family racist in some way?
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>>19516468
Eh, the important ones know
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>>19516619
well we need more of it.
i like talking about this stuff (especially cuddling our fluffy waifu pones) more than i do calling people faggot and writefag.
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>>19516568

There have been times when I did. Mostly when I was off my meds. I guess that's my confession, not that I keep it a secret: I suffer from chronic depression and anxiety/anger issues, and need Prozac to keep it under control.

There is a real stigma about mental illness. If you have a broken leg, it's not considered shameful to mention it, but if you have depression or anxiety (or, certainly, if you have something stronger like schizophrenia or whatever), it's considered something shameful, a skeleton in your closet.

I am actually planning a major fundraising effort to raise money for mental health awareness charities.
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I've got another confession to make.
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you
Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>19516461
>>19516509
>>19516515
This is really fucked up you guys
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>>19516611
this happens with some people, i remember having incest experiences with my sister while she was 13 or something, i am not proud of this and we never talk about this either, but i remember that both her and my brother though that was normal and even funny somehow
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>>19516611
The feeling after is the fucking worst.

I'm almost positive that I'm into BDSM so hard so I can, at the very least, feel like I have power. My subs are my toys, goddammit. I'm in charge. Me. I get to chose.
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>>19516613
purple tranny only has sympathy so far as it makes him look sympathetic

>>19516604
is a direct quote of his
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>>19516604

Ahh, that old chestnut. I was very angry when I wrote that. I was actually thinking more along the lines of "immune from criticism -and bullying-". I've been bullied so long and from so many angles, I'm not even sure I can tell the difference between bullying and criticism any more. Especially nowadays, when half of everything on the Internet is just bait or otherwise trollery.
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>>19516594

Over dating a black girl? For fuck's sake man, that ain't anything to get their panties in a knot over
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>>19516619
is more rare though, /b/ is the reason why 4chan has its reputation, so people go there already expecting fucked up stuff, /b/ gets boring really fast after so many trap threads and uncreative shitposting
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>>19516638
Oh trust me, I know all about mental illnesses. My mother is bipolar, just tried to off herself again last week for the fourth time. Shit's messed up and it's sad how few people take things like that seriously.

I guess my confession in that I've always relied on others for mental support, especially her. It kills me emotionally to think that she evens considers doing something like that because she might be the only one in the world that I've ever actually cared about.
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>>19516611
>toy
That word makes it all that much worse. I'm sorry to all the rape victims here
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>>19516613

I'm not enough of an attention whore to respond to literally every comment here. They're all terrible.
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>>19516644
Is it bad that I listen to that song and try to feel better about life?
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>>19516648
nah, i forgived her for that, and you know what? that actually helped me sometimes
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>>19516694
and yet u feel the need to ruin every convention you go to
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>>19516674
oh since you were angry then of course it's okay

it's not like you turn your empathy on and off to make yourself look like a decent human being instead of a half formed flesh golem
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