WHO?
Twilight
>>30360762
BEST MOM
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>>30360793
I love Windy. She's the best.Probably has great sex too.
These two ponies were literally made for each other.
>>30360233
That's right.
Just like you're waifu was made for you.
>>30360233
Yes, that is a factual statement.
>>30360247
>you're waifu
I hope your waifu isn't Twilight.
ITT we do autistic stuff so senpai xXhomersimpsonXx will notice us and make a pony simulator.
>>30359960
PENIS PENISES PENISES PONY PENISES
>>30359960
>rape
>>30359960
I'd rather he make a pony stimulator
>Watch Perfect Pear
>Follow it up immediately with Days Gone By
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFoyiCRildo
>Our paths will cross again one day, in time to reunite
>For family is always near
>Even when the seas are wide
This kills the man.
>>30359939
I really hate how you faggots seriously care more about cartoon ponies than real people.
Just wait until your fucking parents die ingrate little shits.
Then you will know what is true loss.
>>30361161
Maybe people's parents are dead already and that's why it hurts so much. I really hate how much of a single-minded autistic faggot you are.
>Be new school teacher Anon.
>You are part of the Parent Teacher Association of Ponyville.
>You and Cheerilee have to deal with several soccer moms every meeting.
>Listening to every suggestion or complaint they have for this low grade school.
>This night seems to be fun.
>And by fun, you mean a living hell.
>Usually it's Mrs Bit- I mean Mrs Rich that makes it this way though.
>"Excuse me, Mr Anon, Cheerilee. I just got the most grandest idea yet?", the white unicorn spoke.
>"What if we now implement a dress code and create new school uniforms?"
>>30359705
How about no.
Next question?
>>30359705
Waste of money.
Also you kid sucks at giving head.
NEXT
>>30359705
Sure,but the colts are required to wear dresses/skirts and the fillies must wear suits.
>7 years of pony
>7 fucking seasons
>still no waifu
i think i am incapable of this.
i don't know who i am anymore
>>30359617
I hope you dont think there's any objective merit in being a waifufag
>>30359617
Better this than pic
>>30359655
>abandoning waifu
>>30359630
but i have to be waifu autist to fit in.
I don't feel love for anything though, i am incapable
Do you think this is the last we'll see of them?
I'd like to see them again, but I'm not sure how the writers would do it.
Maybe they were setting something up with that Big Mac line asking to hear more stories.
Yes, sadly.
We'll always have our headcanonon how they died.
>>30359583
What would you want them to do?
Help me pick /mlp/ I'm incompetent.
Triskie
>>30359231
Left, right has an official plush
Why do people waifu this pony, instead of a pony actually capable of feeling love?
>>30358978
>>30358978
>he doesn't want to befriend Applejack
>he doesn't want to help her at the farm and slowly get closer to eachother
>he doesn't want to tell her that everything is gonna be okay from now on when she finally tells you how much she has suffered growing without parents and having to pretend she's okay so Applebloom didn't have to carry this burden
>you will never marry her and have multiple satyr abominations
>you will never name them after her parents
I pity you, OP.
>>30358978
>Why do people waifu this pony, instead of a pony actually capable of having good episodes?*
fixd
>Pushed his only child away during the biggest moment of her life
>Chose a life of isolation rather than try to reconcile with her
>Sat alone in his home in Vanhoover while his daughter was raising a family
>His daughter died before he could reconcile with her
>The last time he saw her alive was when he shunned her at her wedding
>Never got to see his grandkids grow up
>By the time he changed his mind, his daughter was dead, he had become an old pony and his grandchildren had grown
This guy must feel like the biggest douche in the universe
>>30358743
After his daughter diedhe was already dead.
>>30358743
set phasers to feel
>>30358743
Enough about that gay shit
Starlight Glimmer's parents when?
So, any AJ parents porn?
Any necrophilia?
>>30358717
They showed her parents?
>>30358764
Where the fuck have you been?
>>30358789
>micro-macro
it's shit anon come back when you get a taste for same size.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
to see if I still feel
And you could have it aaaallll
My empire of dirt
>open catalog
>new threads all talking about the qt mom
>not a single one about this total GMILF
You wouldn't breed young Granny Smith
>>30358691
Sorry but watching her how is old now makes her impossible to masturbate to.
Old ponies aren't for sexual.
>>30358751
>implying
We know for a fact that Rainbow Dash is the only one among the mane six who was an only child.
>Twilight: older brother
>Rarity: younger sister
>Applejack: older brother and younger sister
>Pinkie Pie: three sisters
>Fluttershy: older brother
>Dash: fucking nothing
It explains everything, doesn't it?
Scoot is her sister instead
>>30358320
That's what Scoot is for
>>30358320
Well duh, that's why she's so close to Scootaloo
Templates:
http://imgur.com/a/PT8Ki
http://mlp-pixelcanvas.herokuapp.com/
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-29,912
Defending:
A fair bit
Pushing back:
Rogue void until 307px (bottom of discord.io logo) maximum
Helping:
Erase the ponies in the void again because salty commies are botting it and the void's been actively helping us remove tendrils
Previous thread:
>>30351439
Notices:
55chan, /mlp/, and the void are allies. The void has agreed not to attack Koreus, 55chan, /vp/, /o/ (in our territory), and Eesti as well as to help remove rogue void in our area and push it back with us. Brazil is attempting to protect the void as well as us and our own allies from rogue Brazilians due to our alliance/NAP with the void, but they're having trouble reaching everyone. /bant/ was asked to be included in that list but there's not a lot of optimism given how close they are to the fray and how little control there is. It's been suggested that if problems arise and they can't push back against Brazilians that they move down here below the rainbow with us.
With no home base left, commies have been raiding us frequently and attempting to start shit between all factions. SDLG and rogue Brazilians may be doing this as well.
>>30358069
Why not create a Veronika template To calm the communists ?
I dont think we have enough greys to pull this off.
(not a template, just drawn over with canvas colors to see if its possible)
but if you guys like it I guess we can try to make a proper one?