You may choose one and only one to be your legal guardian

I don't know about seed but misato was a terrible guardian and mother figure.
Way to traumatize shinji even more with that rape kiss

Marbet.

It has to be Murrue.

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I choose Kotono Mitsuishi

>>15447892

I'd pick Misato so that I can heal her psychological wounds with hugs.

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>>15447919
>healing with your hugs
>not comforting with your cock
Disappointed in you.

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>>15447957

Hugs come after we spend hours passionately fucking one another.

>>15447899
THIS

>>15447892
I 'unno, they're both pretty incompetent.

>>15448056
Murre seemed fine. I can't recall any major fuckups.

>>15448059
She was a pretty useless and ineffectual captain.

misato is best
>>15447919
also penpen

>>15447962
What's up with those crazy eyes? Is that how pedophiles look?

>>15448066
Yeah but we know that misato actively fucked up in parenting shinji while Murrue seems like she'd be an okay mom.

>>15448077
Well, I mean she basically let the kids on the Archangel run around doing whatever they please...

Misato

>>15448066
Isn't that because she was just a mechanic who happened to outrank everyone else on the ship?

>>15447892
>You may choose one and only one to be your legal guardian

Murrue, she looks quite motherly. Misato on the other hand looks like someone who would fuck you over no questions asked even if you were a 13 year old kid.

>>15448103
Not even. The highest ranking person on the ship was actually Mu, but he was also half of their entire combat strength and they needed him on call for that (plus he didn't want command), so he ceded control of the ship to her. So really, she's a mechanic who outranks one of the two actual military people on the ship.

>>15448140
>Murrue, she looks quite motherly
its the tiddies

>>15447892
Murrue. Misato was barely stable herself.

>>15448066
She was a mechanic and Mu didn't want command.

>>15448266
>tfw forgot which Gundam this is
I remember the cap where she's pulling down her pants for a tattoo on her cheek since she's out of room elsewhere
Pretty cool

>Choosing sameface Hirai girl.
>Litterally Kira with long hairs.
>gtfo.

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>>15447892
Sumeragi, let's get drunk and sunbath.

>>15448296
Thunderbolt

>>15448310
>Choosing the psychotic alcoholic who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near kids let alone in charge of them

I don't know about Boobie Bright, but Misato was tasked to use sex to get Genji in the damn robot.

Misato spent a straight week in bed fucking Koji. An entire week.

Not for nothing but Murrue doesn't have mental issues, so she kinda has a giant lead there.

Also she's an engineer, so that's a stable career.

>>15448103
Murrue was a mechanical engineer, but Mu was too valuable in combat to be kept in a chair so it was passed to her

>>15448226
Tiddies are pretty motherly.

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>>15448460

Honestly if anything Murrue's biggest problem was that she was too motherly and not captainly enough

>>15448466

I prefer Reika as far as motherly engineers go

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actually Rin Rin was pretty motherly too. teacherly. Whatevs. Don't let the crop scare you she loved her bunnies.

>>15448473

Well she was kinda forced to be captain with zero qualifications for the job.

>inb4 Bright

Bright was also a pretty shitty captain for a good chunk of the OYW.

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>>15448483

Im not complaining. That's a good thing. That's a character flaw that makes her interesting. She's an engineer in over her head and would rather not send children out into battle because, well that's fucked.

I wish the show did more with it.

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>>15447892
I want Murre to hold me and tell me everything's going to be okay.

well I would like both of them to hold me,
but if I had to choose

>>15448499

Misato would probably drop your head on a table crack open a bear and go suck a dick it may or may not be yours but either way that's not really the kind of healthy moral support you need right now

>>15447892
Misato because I may be able to get some

If Shinji can get a kiss, anyone can

>>15448500
That's honestly true.

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>>15448500
>crack open a bear

>>15448067
>penpen
The most pointless pet character ever.

>>15447892
Murrue is just a gender-swapped Bright.

>>15448521

Im not gonna lie, I may have had a few myself

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>>15447892
rin rin

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>>15447899
Yes. If she can survive Victory, she can survive anything.

>>15448483
>Bright was also a pretty shitty captain for a good chunk of the OYW.

Hell, wasn't Bright in a higher position than she was when he became captain?

>>15448558
I don't know, but Bright was at the very least an actual naval officer stationed on the ship, rather than a glorified engineer.

>>15448567

He was going to be the XO or something wasn't he?

>>15448524
Not enough slapping for that though.

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Selene might have made a good guardian
She was like 10 years older than Sven and still cuddled with him for like 27 days straight even though he was Coordinator scum

>>15448567
he mustve been a top notch junior officer, the former captain thought highly of him enough to give him the post

>>15447892
Can I choose neither? Does Asuka move in if I choose Misato? I am totally down for molesting Asuka.

>>15447892
Murrue. Would not trust any guardians in eva.

>>15448774
fuck off, ephebophile-kun

>>15448473
This. Murrue would be great if she didn't have to captain a motherfucking ship. Just mentoring a young man would be right on her competence scale.

>>15447892
Rinko.

>>15447892
Lalah or Nanai.

>>15447892
>to be your legal guardian
Fuck, I'm a lot older than they are now. Does this mean I'll finally turn into a little girl?

>>15448900
no, you become Shinji or Kira so you are a sperg no matter what

>>15448617
Sven is a natural

>>15448632
Bright was literally the highest ranking officer left on the ship at that point. In fact, if I recall him and Ryu were the only actual soldiers on the White Base besides the captain. So in a choice of who to give command to between the rookie who'd been acting captain, and the rookie who'd been flying a plane it's a pretty clear outcome.

>>15448921
fug, you right
I always get those mixed up
I even watched the 2nd episode of Zeta today where Bright refers to Kamille as being "like Amuro, a natural" which was funny since I always associated Coordinators with NOTnewtypes

>>15448567
It's been a while, but I think Bright was at least a space naval lieutenant. I think his low captaining was a lack of practical experience and lack of trained subordinates.

Murrue's the better choice; she wasn't a great captain, but mostly for being reluctant to send kids into battle.


Also Team Titties.

>>15448558

Murrue was a Lieutenant so I don't think so.

>>15447892
Murrue won't slap a bomb around my neck for something she told me to do 14 years ago, so her I guess.

>>15447892

No.

>>15447911
My man.

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>>15447892
>alcoholism and deep-seated psychological issues
>look at those boooooobs

Luckily I can have both

>>15448567
>glorified
Wasn't there an episode in the desert where she used her engineering degree to come up with a strategy?

I have a (fake) authority, milf, nee san type, slightly mentally damaged,office/secretary type, sexually experienced, in urgent need of pleasure, women under 38 who want to take care sexually and mentally of younger boys fetish. I guess misato is the only choice i ever had.

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>>15447892
NotMurrue

>>15449125
In the sense that she's an engineer with a station that outstrips her ability, not that she's a bad engineer.

>>15447892
I choose that one couple of wife and wife on OP's pic..

>>15449220
What would Murrue and Misato's interactions be like? I can only imagine them being catty bitches

>>15449180

Notarle was hotter

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>>15449315
They both good.

>>15449180
>>15449315
>>15449323
What are these from? Google is giving me a bunch of espanol and h-stuff for "lieri"

>>15449343
>h-stuff for "lieri"
That's what you'll want to be looking at, especially the Murakami OVA. Kangoku Senkan

>>15449381
oh boy
Thanks, /m/an

>>15449232
Too lewd.
Wouldn't call social service/10.

>>15448071
Yes

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Is this even a question?

Is this one of those /tv/ style mommy slide threads?

>>15450167
I wouldn't know tbqh
I do know that /r9k/ likes mommies however, as you can unfortunately imagine

>>15450167
hey at least we don't have brap

Misato. Hands down.

And unlike Shinji, I'd have taken her up on all the times she offered sex.

She stayed naked in bed fucking kaji for a week. That nymph levels of stamina.

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>>15447892
Can I pick Kotono Mitsuishi's third form?

>Kiss
>Laid
>Marry

Who cares?

>>15447892
Misato a shit, so whoever's on the left.

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>>15447899

>>15450600
>Kotonos
>not Rinko
shiggity higgity

>>15448910
Fuck, if that's the case then I'd choose Misato, because then with knowledge of the future, I could assassinate my own father after my mom fucks up the angels and prevent third impact

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What about Vega? She's the ultimate Kotono-hybrid.
>Commander
>Mother
>Magical Girl
And as a bonus she's also a Char and a Sayla.

>>15450167
>mommy thread
These women are in their mid 20s though

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>>15448152
>The highest ranking person on the ship was actually Mu
Is he really? Aren't they all LtJG/2Lt?

>>15450889
Yes he was but he wanted to keep being a fighter pilot and considering the only other pilot they had a an untrained kid... Yeah not the worst decision to be honest.

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>>15448878
Pick one

>>15450889

Mu was a Lieutenant Commander

Is Kotono Mitsuishi the greatest seiyuu of caekis and milfs?

>>15450841
Yeah but the blonde hair is only a wig, so she loses some points.

I'll give Murrue credit, for someone who had ZERO experience or knowledge in combat, as a ship combat she did...ok. I meant she didn't get anyone in her own crew killed through her orders as far as I remember. She just relied on Natarle for combat advice a lot and followed in the Bright school of "just throw the Gundam at it, that usually works"

>>15450872
cakes and mommies fall within the same thing for me, weirdly
I think it has something to do with mid 20s ladies being ~10 years older than me that gets me excited even though I'm 22

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Misato for dat Alpine A310, hnng.

t. /o/tist

>>15450985
Wasn't that in the later episodes, when the Archangel got additional crew, repairs, and equipment? I'm pretty sure he's a lieutenant in the pilot episode

Muure if I want a stable upbringing, Misato if I don't care and just want a fuckbuddy from age 12 onwards.

>>15451433
>Love A310
>Dislike Eva

Damn it this picture is so conflicting.

>>15448522
>>15448522
fuck you cunt

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Why not fuse the two? Into one Perfect woman?

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>>15447892
>anything that comes from NGE besides asuka is shit and must be purged

also there's already a better one who may act as your local Mama bear, Big Sis and Cosplay of Ada Wong in her free Time

Just don't keep her close to any char clone that it looks like Andy Bogard.

>>15451433
Where can you even get one of these? They are so nice.

>>15455759
Does Noin come with her white Taurus?

>>15456138

she's smart enough to build her own KittyPrime with scraps and teach you how to pilot it

>>15455759
shit like this makes me wish that there's a SRW game where she and bright goes full mama bear & papa wolf on Misato & Gendo for being a bad parents

>>15450841
She's less Char and more Kamen Rider.

>>15448495
>I wish the show did more with it
Seed in a nutshell right there.

>>15448553
nice

>>15447892
I don't dslike Misato, but Murrue has bigger tits and isn't a psychological mess.

>>15447892
definitely Misato

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I choose the legal guardian who will gladly sleep with me even if we're currently under military surveillance while I'm being detained for alleged treason.

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Murrue is better.

>all roasties

pass.

>>15455759
Stop associating Noin with repulsive Asukafags.

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>>15458373

>says the only truth about NGE

>suddenly says that its associating with Noin, since its a far different thing


Nigga, did you take your black targe pills today? your autism seems to be higher than normal

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>This thread

>>15448325
>>15449121
Niggers of taste.

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can your guardian move to the groove?

>>15456099
An A310? France or the rest of mainland Europe.

>>15458856
You're the one implying liking Noin and liking Asuka are the same thing.

misato is a borderline pedophile and horny you cant get much better than that shinji was just to much of a gay bitch to take advantage of it

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>>15447892
Murrue was one of the best things about Seed. I want her to hug me tightly and pet my head.

Misato all the way man

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Murrue for guardian, Misato for baby sister.

>>15466824
imouto Misato is absolutely for ????

>>15447892
>You may choose one and only one to be your legal guardian

Considering Katsuragi is literally 2 years younger than me, it might be a bit weird, but I'd still call her Mommy.

>>15468560
see >>15448910
I'd rather call Murrue mommy but all the same

>>15450834
no, fuck you, you don't get knowledge of you future you fucking sperg

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>>15447892

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>>15466983
Alternating between reverse predation, rigorous preparation to pilot a giant robot and a loving family for her entire life until you have a Katsuragi who's an even lousier adult than the original but idolises you for no good reason.

It's sick, but the alternative is her preying on young boys.

>>15447892
>>15447892
Can I pick neither?

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>>15471494
only if you pick Natarle

>>15471537
What was her problem?

>>15471537
She had potential to be a good mommy.

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>>15466983
Politely ignoring her advances while subtly encouraging them because it gets her through the day without brooding.

>>15476569

>complete reversal

>Series still starts with Shinji having a perplexed look on his face at teen Misato's cleavage pics.
>"Why the hell did NERV use THIS picture?"
>Flip to the back of photo
>"I slipped this in <3"

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>mommy thread

>>15469517
Misato must smell like ass.

>>15476569
Those type of pics always make me cringe a little.

>>15468595
Rude.

>>15476569
>Shinji is a super cool guy

Why couldn't NGE have been this instead? It would've been much better than the spineless pervert who likes to molest sleeping girls that we ended up getting.

>>15476693
Not a mommy thread if you're as old as they are.

>>15476742
Anno needed to not feel so bad about himself for that to happen.

>>15476742
That's just time. Misato was as bad at 14.

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>>15476769
>You may choose one and only one to be your legal guardian
>a mommy
Did you even read the a OP? It's not about what age you are, but the thought of either being your "mommy". Get with the program, brah. It's the same with shotacon because it's all self-insert.

I would rather have Ritsuko as my legal guardian 2BH

>She will never teach you how to maintain the MAGI systems in case she's away.
>You will never swim alongside her doing maintenance on the EVAs.
>You will never clean the house and help her cook, and then at the last minute leave because she tells you "someone special" is coming and i should go out and see the city for some hours.
>You will never hear her cry in her sleep in the next room.
>You will never have small quarrels with Maya because you're closer to Ritsuko, both at work and home, and then slowly turn it into a relationship where you and her comfort each other after realizing none can be an important part in Ritsuko's life.

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>>15450991
>Is Kotono Mitsuishi the greatest seiyuu

yeah boooooi.

Murrue ran the orphan joint with Kira and Lacus and Andrew before they showed up in Destiny, so she's probably good enough with kids
Misato fucked up with Shinji and defaulted to thinking that fucking him will make him better

Yeah gonna go with Murrue here

Misato.
The correct answer is always Misato.

>>15448500
>crack open a bear

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>>15477379

>>15476569
DILF SHINJI

>>15476569
that Misato looks annoying as fuck but that Shinji looks like a pretty cool bro

>>15476569
>Saabisu Saabisu
But that's not a Saab.