All the gundam pilots walk into a bar Which one fucks Christina?

Usso, obviously.

>>13859225
This, he's too cute for her not to molest.

>>13859220
Amuro because he has multiple chicks digging him at different points in time

>Sayla
>Beltitska
>Chen
>

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>>13859220
Sayla.

She piloted the Gundam.

>>13859220
Judau or Seabook. Usso fucks her by accident if the previous two don't.

>>13859229
>Sayla
Book not canon.

>>13859225
>>13859233
>Usso
Who?

>>13859238
Usso. Uso. The king of /ss/.

>Which one drugs Christina and date rapes her?

>>13859249
But Yazan never piloted a Gundam.

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>>13859220
>Christina

>>13859238
>>13859260
Stop being new.

>>13859220
Who's that between Amuro and Seabook?

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>>13859220
Don't know who Christina is, but it'll probably end up being Kira.

>>13859267
Banangher I guess.

>>13859220
>Chris
>Not that hot chick after Judau.

>>13859267
Banana

Bernie, count? They already had chemistry.

>>13859268
>post resurrection Space Jesus
>having sex
>ever

>>13859275
RIP, Hamburger

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>>13859277

You must have watched the censored North American broadcast.

a robber appears and mugs a convenience store with all the pilots inside
what happens

>>13859275
>>13859293
You think Chris ever learned who that nutjob Zeek pilot she killed really was?

>>13859299
>post resurrection
The white uniform represents the restoration of his innocence.

>>13859302
Nope, feds had no way of ever finding out.

>>13859302
Probably not, because I can't imagine her surviving any of the later conflicts.

>>13859301
Garrod pulls some sick moves and gets his gun

>>13859268
There's a chance this can happen because Christina looks like Fllay, then again, he didn't make a move on Meyrin.

>>13859301
Are Heero and Setsuna there? If they are it will be a bloodbath

>>13859310
I doubt she was ever deployed to the front lines. She's just a test pilot.

>>13859301
Kira throws a gun at him
Mika shoots at him but Bernie gets in the way turning into hamburger meat
Domon beats his ass ending the conflict but unfortunately for everyone in the store Heero had already set up explosives and blows the store up. Being main characters they all survive...except for Amuro. He's inexplicably gone

>>13859267
>>13859238
>>13859260
What is UP with this thread

>>13859468
New /m/.
From the makers of New Coke.

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All the Chars walk into a bar

Which one fucks Haman?

>>13859485
None.

>>13859302
Damn, could you imagine if she found Al's tape years later? It might break her. No doubt she'd give up on war and carry that weight the rest of her days.

>>13859485
Chronicle would probably be her bitch, but that's kind of in the realm of Haman fucks Char. Otherwise they're all too detached, have something more important to devote themselves to, are only into little girls, or a combination of those.

>>13859220
Uso

>>13859220
More importantly, which one fucks Kamille?

>>13859532
all of them

>>13859503
Did Chris actually like Bernie? I know there was a little budding something something.

>>13859485
Zechs

>>13859301
Garrod steals his gun and sells it to the convenience store owner
Loran challenges the robber to a sword fight, gets interrupted by banana

>>13859220
>christina
>protagonist

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None, she already has a boytoy.

tfw there might be a AlxChris doujin from the 80s/90s that will never be scanned

>>13860189
Doujins back then were ugly as hell.

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>redhead
>Onee-san look
Bellri would rape her at the door.

>>13860189

There's a G-Ova one on sadpanda that has that in it.

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>>13860230
SMASH THE BELL

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>>13860247
Don't know how that one slipped by me, thanks anon.
>facesitting
aw yes

>>13860200
I take what I can get.

>>13859220
Christina is a shitty women that could never become a mother to them.

obviously shiro cause he's the only one out of all of them that ever got some in a series. All he has to do is make a hot spring with his beam saber and it's fucking on.

Why Usso is such a manlet?

>>13860362

East Baltic ancestry

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>>13859220
Schwarz Bruder yoinks her and ninjas away.

>>13859301
Tobia Arronax steals his gun and gives it to Garrod, who steals a Mobile Suit with the gun, and they use that to reverse-threaten the robber. But Domon disagrees with this because it puts them on the level of the robber, so he fights back by himself outside of his Gundam, which works well until Char (Casval Gundam or, if you consider it one, the Hyaku Shiki) calls in massive Zeonic reinforcements to drop a colony. Unfortunately for Char, that colony is then eaten by the ELS, and Setsuna comes in to laugh at him.

It ends with all of them sharing a drink. Except for Char.

>>13859485
Charizard burns them all and flies away.

>>13859485
Iron Mask.

>>13860362
He's 13

Io Flemming

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>>13859225
Uso is the youngest, Christina would immediately be drawn to him whether he was interested or not. Uso naturally attracts women to him anyway

>>13859301
Amuro gets punched, tries to UNDERSTANDING.
Kamille punches and then tries to UNDERSTANDING.
Judau kicks his ass and steals his wallet, before getting shot at and claiming UNDERSTANDING.
Uso's harem holds the mugger down while Domon beats his ass.
Heero points a gun at him but lowers it instead of firing.
Loran decides it's best to just sit and watch
Kira shouts at everyone for not just giving their money up; Kira gets his ass kicked.
Who's Shinn?
Lelouch's "Punishment For Muggers" keikaku almost goes through, until Milly's shenanigans throw him off into comic relief.
Setsuna has already left with his GF's (Gundamfriend's) birth control.

>>13859301
Warning shot fired
It's Bellri's.

>>13860591
Jewdough is only like 14 though. Puberty must have hit him like a truck.

>>13859485
Haman date rapes Char.

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>>13859301
Io Came naked with jazz playing in the store, Shot everyone on sight

Io problably would come to her, say hi and then 5 minutes alter he would be fucking the living daylights out of her, even if she doesn't want to.

>>13859739
If Bernie wasn't a pilot, he would have problably been a couple.

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>>13859220
>red head onee-san type

>>13861013
Judau was just straight fucking built for his age. He also had a bad ass job as a junker to do that tho.

>>13859220
Asuna Elmarit.

>>13861026
Wow,I thought this guy was supposed to be a grunt. Now he's just some special soldier who can solo everyone?

>>13860189
I really miss hgundam... ;_;

>>13859220

Judau probably has the best chances. he fits the best range of actually interested in women and not having a cannon love interest to feel bad about. Shiro and Seabook probably would have decent shots but are too driven by their prior attachments to think about cheating/straying from Aina/Cecily.

amuro, kou and uso are too beta. kamille is too angry/potato and banana is too immature/canon wife/semi-beta to get anywhere.

>>13863028
>Amuro and Usso
>beta
Excuse me?

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>>13863028
>Uso
>Beta

The fuck am I reading? Nevermind that you're calling Amuro beta, which is bad enough, but USO?

>>13859220
If we're talking in terms of at-time-of-show? She'd be all over Amuro the celebrity war hero.

>>13859485
>Which one fucks Haman?

Definitely not Char. Haman is too old for him.

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>>13860952
>Kira gets his ass kicked.

Nobody beats Space Jesus. They wouldn't have a chance if he got serious.

>>13863098
You don't get to be Jesus and not get crucified
It's kinda the package deal
You have to get your ass kicked so hard you had to resurrect

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>>13861997
Io went beyond bright slap in a boa qu

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>>13860964

>>13861997
He had the jump on them

>>13859367
underrated

I wanna be raped by Hamon...

>>13863028
>Amuro and Usso Beta
>Amuro fuck more girls than you and have countless fangirls in the federation.
>Usso has rub more tits and been the symbol of lust for many older woman

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>>13859306
>Kira
>innocence
...... What innocence?
He already know his choice was not peaceful and innocence future but one full of blood and wars but he still chose it

Kira alignment is: Chaotic Good

>>13867166
>He already know his choice was not peaceful and innocence future but one full of blood and wars but he still chose it
That may be the way the show portrays it, but it's not how Kira is characterized. There's a huge disconnect between intent and actual portrayal.

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>>13863299

...More like they failed so hard at killing him that he just keeps coming back.

Half of them aren't allowed into a bar as underage.

Io Fleming

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>>13859301
The robber stands facing a panning shot showing a row of protagonists when a shot is suddenly fired.

>I've been shot? The robber looks on with a pained, shocked expression.

Was it Kira? No. Heero? No. Heero had already rigged the bar with explosives prior. Mikazuki? He wasn't fast enough and wasn't worried to begin with because Orga said he'd be fine. Amuro? The man is has balls but not even his are that big. Garrod? He was about to lasso the gun right of the robbers hands but the sudden shots put him on the edge. Shiro, Loran? Impossible they would have rather try to talk their way out of it.

The robber falls. The camera pans up and out the door to across street on the balcony of the third floor of the shitty apartment complex is Bellri "Sister Fucker" Zenam. He only wanted to disarm the robber.

Pic related. It's what he shouts after nailing him square in the head.

>>13859220
>Disposable love interest who only appears in one installment and then is never mentioned again.

Sounds like an Amuro girl to me.

>>13867450
>disposable love interest
looks like someone don't know shit about 0080

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>>13859220
>Which one fucks Christina?
Okabe

>>13867539
>.
i didn't need these feels

>>13859220
Not any of the NTs, for one, their angry childhood girlfriends would murder them.
Also they be haunted by startling images of hamburger.

>>13867539
He don't though.

>>13859367
5/5

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All the purus walk into a bar.

Which one survives?

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>>13867573
Marida since Riddhe wasn't invited to the party.

>>13867573
Ultimately it's a battle between Judau the Puru Guardian and Riddhe McEdgyPants

>>13867573
No survivors.

>>13859256
Prince Ali does.

>>13867593
I want this fight to happen.
Judau is the hero this world needs to exterminate the Riddhe menace.

>>13867573
Gas explosion

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>>13859220
Are you guys kidding?

Just tell Mika all champs get to fuck the hottest girl there, he'd throw her down on the table right there and go at it. While all the others watch.

Mika is the MAN!

>>13859268
Obviously. After cucking Sai, Athrun and cockblocking Shinn, he goes on to bang Christina while Kouck watches.

Uso most likely couldn't get there and is busy being double teamed by Sayla and Cima anyways.

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>>13868693
>cockblocking Shinn

I see what you did there.

>>13867589
undervalued post

>>13867573

Half of them die, the other half gets sold as sex slaves.

>>13868729
I'd buy them.