The protagonist of your favorite /m/ series has been replaced with Jeff Goldblum
Well... Lelouch went from an angsty teen to a loudmouth jew.
I love it
>>13809566
/thread
>>13809574
>I'm uh, ah, zero, and I've, aah, guess that you could say, uh, I'm not a person with what you'd, aah exactly call an exPOSED visage, its more like how do you say it, when you've got it covered, when people can't see it, and you uhh, hah, get it covered, with maybe some kind of material, like say, a durable plywood, or some plastic, uh maybe, some titanium, perhaps or - ah, yes a sort of polymer of some kind, but you dont, ah, hold it up with your hands, you've got something on it to make sure it doesn't fall off so you can have, a hah BOTH, hands free so now you can maybe, say, uhh did your laundry, construct a house, maybe?
>(has already been shot several times by suzaku at this point)
>>13809618
Beautiful.
Would watch 8 seasons of that
>Must go faster, must go faster...
>>13809566
Who?
>>13810044
The annoying mouth breathing jew in the picture
>Outlaw Star
I'm not even sure how that would work.
>>13810078
Anti seminitism
>>13810227
Is Jeff goldblum even jewish?
Or are we assuming it is because his last name begins with "gold"?
>>13810234
/thread
Sorry OP, I was rooting for you
>>13810238
No.It's because it ends with "blum".
I am....uh...a gundam.
>>13809566
>Patlabor
>He replaces Goto
>He's even more sharp and mellow
>>13812680
>quantizes
>with a fly inside the cockpit
>>13812751
Gundamfly
>>13812680
>his favorite show is 00
>>13809566
I am imagining him saying "Life finds a way" at climax of EoE.
>So... What is this... Thing, about?
>13 year old PTSD genocider
Where to begin?
>this, ah, was my mother...
>I, uh, well, uh, I'm, you know, ah, uh, ah, uh, my brother, you know, ah, Kamina, well, he's dead. Gone. But, ah, well, he's right here. I mean, not, ah, literally. But, uh, I think about him. I, uh, you know, he's, ah, metaphorically here. Like, on my, ah damn, what's, ah, what's the word? My back? Yeah, my emblem. You know, if you're, uh, gonna, uh, you know, dig, dig until you reach the heavens. I mean, not literally, ah, you know. Again, metaphorically.
>Where was I? Oh, right. Uh, Kamina. Well, uh, I'm not, uh, him. I'm me. Literally. I'm, uh, Simon, and I dig. Simon the, uh, digger, you could say.
>My drill, uh, well, it's, ah, well, uh, it's, ah, you know, it's gonna drill. It's gonna pierce the, uh, sky, I guess. Is that possible? Well, uh, I guess, uh, I can try, uh, even if it is impossible.
(by this point, Guame has ended Simon and the series ironically endsHappily Ever After)
>>13810238
>Is Jeff goldblum even jewish?
By blood yes, but I don't think he practices.
>>13816562
Even Goldblum doesn't say "uh" that many times when talking.
Plus there wasn't even a single "that is to say" in there.