The protagonist of your favorite /m/ series has been replaced with Jeff Goldblum
>I'm uh, ah, zero, and I've, aah, guess that you could say, uh, I'm not a person with what you'd, aah exactly call an exPOSED visage, its more like how do you say it, when you've got it covered, when people can't see it, and you uhh, hah, get it covered, with maybe some kind of material, like say, a durable plywood, or some plastic, uh maybe, some titanium, perhaps or - ah, yes a sort of polymer of some kind, but you dont, ah, hold it up with your hands, you've got something on it to make sure it doesn't fall off so you can have, a hah BOTH, hands free so now you can maybe, say, uhh did your laundry, construct a house, maybe?
>(has already been shot several times by suzaku at this point)
>Must go faster, must go faster...
>13 year old PTSD genocider
Where to begin?
>this, ah, was my mother...
>I, uh, well, uh, I'm, you know, ah, uh, ah, uh, my brother, you know, ah, Kamina, well, he's dead. Gone. But, ah, well, he's right here. I mean, not, ah, literally. But, uh, I think about him. I, uh, you know, he's, ah, metaphorically here. Like, on my, ah damn, what's, ah, what's the word? My back? Yeah, my emblem. You know, if you're, uh, gonna, uh, you know, dig, dig until you reach the heavens. I mean, not literally, ah, you know. Again, metaphorically.
>Where was I? Oh, right. Uh, Kamina. Well, uh, I'm not, uh, him. I'm me. Literally. I'm, uh, Simon, and I dig. Simon the, uh, digger, you could say.
>My drill, uh, well, it's, ah, well, uh, it's, ah, you know, it's gonna drill. It's gonna pierce the, uh, sky, I guess. Is that possible? Well, uh, I guess, uh, I can try, uh, even if it is impossible.
(by this point, Guame has ended Simon and the series ironically ends
Happily Ever After)