>talking to this girl
>she's going on about her scientist parents or something
>"So Casval, how about you? What are your parents like?"
>for some reason I just blurt out the first thing that comes to my mind
>"MY FATHER DIED."
>"BECAUSE OF THAT I BECAME TOTALLY ALONE."
>"HE WAS MY ONLY FAMILY."
Obviously I didn't get laid that night
>I thought middle schoolers were into anime
Well this came in handy
I wait till a show is done and then marathon the fuck out of it, and don't return to /m/ for questions until I finish completely. I don't want to go in with bias.
I guess I also sometimes do pew pews with my Gunpla.
There are only like five worth posting
It's just a joke senpai
Why didn't he just pour it back into the bottle? Then he could sit with the brandy for (almost) forever.
>being autistic enough to call yourself char
>getting drunk enough to blurt out memes
I know you were really hoping to tell her how she could've been a mother to you, but it's good that you didn't get laid.
Just imagine how freaked out she would've been when you shouted "K-KONO PRESSURE WA" and "IKIMAS" before cumming.
>girl I have a crush on talks to me about her insecurities
>tell her she should believe in me who believes in her
less autistic more funny story
>cooking for girlfriend's family
>pan frying some tofu
>her brother who was into gundam walks in the kitchen
>suddenly yells MIYO TOFU WA AKAKU MOETEIRU!
>I cracked my sides
>be with collage folks at a dorm room
>everyone brought their portable HDDs.
>anon, what you have
>show them my /m/ collection
>we don't watch cartoons anon.How about Naruto and DBz?
>Never had a crush on a girl during high school, too serious about schoolwork
>After high school, don't run into girls often because of construction work
>Get a job with better benefits and even easier work remodeling a retail company
>Get a major crush on a girl who works there
>I have no idea how to be the suave cool guy, so I play to my strengths of being an honest and genuine person
>Tell her straight up, she's a bastion of positivity and I admire her "hardwork and guts".
>No really, you "throw a wrench in my works".
Obviously I didn't get laid that night.
But ten days later, who knows?