HEY GODZILLA, FUCK YOU

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'Fucks your problem, Gwangi?

>>13747142
OFFICIAL GODZILLA POWER RANKINGS

ANGUIRUS

GOROSAURUS

EVERYONE ELSE

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"I got cancer."

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`sup brigandish imperialists

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THERE'S A FUCKING BIRD HUMPING MY HEAD

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>>13750306

>...Well shit.

>>13750358
>"Well, shit."
>Not "Look what happened!"

ITT: plebs.

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>Godzilla, Anno-San's on the phone for you.

>>13750358
I think anime memes ruined my brain. Every time I see a sandy crater like that I can only think of a dead Yamcha.

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>>13750387
>>13750370
>LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

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>>13750404

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>>13750404

kek'd

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>>13750458
>>13750463

>>13750463
How does one stand in that costume other than awkwardly and uncomfortably?

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>>13750404

>>13750320

GATTAI!!!

can we please leave the anime cancer outta this fucking thread, thankyou

>>13753177
You are literally on an anime board.

Yes, as opposed to figuratively.

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>>13750404

>>13750574
You don't. Being a Godzilla suit actor is hell.

>>13755497
I need to watch Zone Fighter.

>>13755497
>Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds... along with the good... and let me be judged accordingly.
>The rest... is silence...

>>13755843
And Zone Fighter attends his funeral undressed.

>>13755832
Lucky for you, Team Zone Fighters did some episodes, although they sadly went inactive.
https://teamzonefighter.(word and press).com/

However, there are episode summaries here, in the event that you grabbed the raws: http://tarstarkas.net/2011/04/zone-fighter/

Just keep in mind that the energy crisis was so bad that the show got cancelled without an ending.

>>13749817
>knowing what Gwangi is
go back to Toho Kingdom

>>13755888
>knowing what TK is
There's no going back from that, sadly.

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>>13755964
Sadly this is true

I'm really excited for Shin, especially after seeing the suit/puppet leaks.

Is there a chart, in the likes of the Gundam, Ultraman and Kamen Rider charts I've seen on other topics, with the essential kaiju movies, recommended order etc.?

>>13755843

>Tell me Godzilla, whats a Kaiju without its breath weapon?!

>>13757675
Step 1: Listen to Mothra's theme song.

>>13756557
I'm in the opposite boat; I was excited until I saw the suit. Then I became violently anti-excited when I saw other people furiously jerking off over how SPOOKY they think Snaggletooth Googlyzilla.

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>>13750404

>>13757930
Sorry for your shit taste.

>>13755888
>forcing someone to go to a place that is okay with attacking its own users

>>13762651
I also like how they defended themselves in the thread they were rightfully called out on.

>>13762667
Their site staff is falling apart and they're whining on tumblr, glorious.

>>13762689
serves 'em right

>>13762667
And now one of 'em (G2000) got banned, I actually decided to come back to TK briefly.
>>13762689
I read, the complaint are fabulous.

>>13762730
>him and Jomei got the boot
>more people are crying the administration is getting strict

I may go back there just to see it burn.

>>13762799
Please add the lying fucks to the new admin shit list, seeing them get thrown out would be fucking jovial.

I am kinda glad I left TK after that hack attack.

>>13762827
You didn't miss much.

>>13762870
>not much
>leakergate

>>13750250
IN BEFORE ARMOR MOTHRA FANBOYS SLOOGE CUM/RAGE EVERYWHERE

>>13762914
>SPLOOGE

>Godzilla threads never die

>>13762932
Because /m/ is slow as fuck

>>13762944
>yfw the ride never fucking ends

>>13762914
That is not how you spell Space Godzilla.

>>13762879
It is just as caustic as ever, I got fed up with it and left about six weeks ago.

>>13755888
>going back to a shitty cesspool

Thankfully, in all the time I've spent so far on TK's forums (which I think can be measured only in hours), I managed to stay clear of the type of drama anons here keep bringing up. But there was always a heavy air of uncomfortable jerkassery and autism.

>>13762799
Add Legion 1979 and we're good to go

>this topic will never fucking die

>>13763003
>But there was always a heavy air of uncomfortable jerkassery and autism.
They are aware of it, have been aware of it for many years, and refuse to change. They also have a punishment boner.

>>13763003
>But there was always a heavy air of uncomfortable jerkassery and autism.
Have you read all their fan fiction rules? Like, all of them? I left around mid 2012 before peeking in again last month, my fics wouldn't be tolerated if I posted them now. That place made me leave forums for good.

>>13763003
I remember one time someone saying Godzilla 98 was a failure, I corrected him by linking to BoxOffice Mojo the gross, some other guy threw a fit, and from that day on I was on the mod's shit list. I was eventually banned because nobody fucking told me why. Strangest fucking online experience.

Here's a TK classic:

>in a topic about attractive characters a new guy asks about masturbating to Pikachu
>admin says he is banned for trolling

I know they've been more tolerant to furries since, but that was one of the most direct anythings I've ever read.

>>13763068
tag Godzilla 2000 on that too, with less elitists maybe that toy forum will be tolerable and less Bandai Creations hatred general

>>13763102
I know what ya mean

>>13763138
>Have you read all their fan fiction rules?
Since I don't really care about fanfics on any forum, I never felt compelled to.

But there was a time some years ago when I thought of becoming a semi-active user on their site instead of an occasional guest. Then I got out of kaiju stuff for a while and gave up that idea. Don't regret it.

Part of me wishes I never got into daikaiju movies just so I can erase that place from my memories.

>>13763102
This thread makes me wish I was an alcoholic.

>>13763266
Nah, just have SJW fuckers sent there and see what happens.

>>13763279
Would consider paying to watch

>>13763279
considering some of the sexist things that happen there I wouldn't be surprised if that actually happens

>>13757930
>Other people thinking something is spooky makes it bad

The one user, Monster Master or something, is so asshurt that there's wikis for monster series now he 'attacks' them.

Wheres the alienhulk guy who complains about being banned on TK?

>>13763446
At Sunstone Games! I don't know, I haven't seen him in months and I don't give a fuck about what happened to other banned members, I just care about my own experiences and they were not pleasant.

>>13762966
isn't Biollante the one everyone faps over?

>>13763266
this so very much.

>>13763068
>>13763198
I honestly don't know who is worse, both of them attack new Godzilla fans and berate the shit out of them; one is a special ed teacher that vents at his students while the other is a known toy reviewer people trust.

>>13763170
I remember that, then remembered that admin had a rough divorce, I hope both of them turn out okay.

Heisei Moguera is overrated. There. I said it.

>>13764341
Careful anon, saying anything Heisei related is over rated and the edgy dark and brood mob will go after you!

>>13764341
I would have said Kiryu myself. Am I the only one that didn't like those movies? Even Tristar Godzilla is decent popcorn entertainment and a 90s nostalgia high, those movies were just fucking boring.

>>13764352
Here! I said they, along with GMK, were my least favorites without saying GINO or Final Wars was worse and got chased out of TK for it (being called a troll for preferring some movies to others? the fuck?). I know fandoms have norms, but damn, I never wanted to join another kaiju board after that.

>>13764359
>without saying GINO or Final Wars was worse
And now I remember when I first joined. I said I thought Final Wars was among the best in the franchise (for similar reasons James Rofle described), but then asshurt cum clowns had get on my case non-stop. I left back in 2010, still never looked back since, glad this topic showed I was in the right.

>>13755883
>all that randomness
Just why?

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>>13764352
>mfw I actually enjoyed that movie unironically
Oh dear

>>13764396
Don't worry anon, we'll hide you in the attic and hope the Germ- I mean TKers don't have their shepard dogs.

>>13763271
I got my mohito ready, this is gonna be guuuuud

>>13764408
I don't always drink, but when I do I prefer Toshquis. Stay thirsty, my friends.

>>13764412
>Stay thirsty, my friends.
I suffer from pre-diabetes and get dry throat frequently, get the fuck out.

>>13747142
>sends Kong your way

>>13764445
oh no!

>>13764352
I remember really liking the first Kiryu one on my first watch, but Tokyo SOS was shit. Every time I went back to it, a hoped it'd somehow become better, but it just falls apart around the middle.

Also, one of my least favorite Godzilla depictions.

>>13763266
Feel similarly, though I'd prefer to forget the fandom as a whole, as well as my experience with normalfags.

>>13764469
oh yeah!

IN B4 LARRY WILLMORE CALLS IT RACIST! Seriously, why the fuck is Kool-Aid racist now?

>>13764484
better question: When will Willmore be fucking cancelled?

>>13764496
whenever his Bill Cosby autism dies or he's rightfully found not guilty.

>>13764504
I await the sperglord reactions after that, the tears usually go nicely with pretzels.

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>>13764322
I certainly would.

>>13764505
the menstrual blood from all the complaining will be Shining levels, I just hope my popcoen is not affected

>>13764412
>not all-American Bud Lite

remember CC classics like Mind of Mencia and Drawn Together instead of today's shit? Peppridge Farm remembers.

>>13764367
Yeah, TK is kind of a turribul place in case you haven't read.

>>13764550
Damn it Cleveland!

>>13764618
How did The Cleveland Show last for 4 seasons? It was a poor imitation of American Dad.

>>13764346
reminds me of old TK and its Pwn World Order, yeesh.

>>13764685
Should I even ask what this was?

>>13764697
In 2007 a public forum group of mostly mods actively went out of their way to discourage people they didn't like by "pwning" them (cringe worthy, I know). They managed to stop an account from being hijacked, but otherwise it was ust a bunch of autistic flamewars that eventually dissolved after a bunch of infighting.

>>13764717
I just had to ask....

>>13764989
yes you did

>>13764367
It was a pretty dumb film though.

>>13765739
Dumb or not you don't chase somebody off a website for just liking it, not everybody has seen every entry as soon as they walk in.

>>13765781
TK does things that disgust even /m/ at times, kind of like the KKK and Westburo Church folks.

>>13765788
I laughed harder at that than I should have.

>>13764516
>"I can't spell popcorn"

>>13765822
>"guys muh mouth is talking with dialogue!"

>>13764396
Become a French citizen, those don't get the extradite treatment!

>>13762799
waiting for Castenzilla to get the boot too

>>13750306
you got leaks!

>>13765983
Gighands

>>13764341
I haven't even watched much Hesei and I like Hesei moguera. Gattai as fuck.

Spacegodzilla is sort of a meh movie though. Would have been better without the fairies.
Wait, scratch that, everything past Showa would be better without Mothra.

>>13755497
>"Thank you, Jet Jaguar!"

>>13767429
neat

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>Hey Rodan, there's something wrong with your wing.
>What?
>It ain't attached to your body anymore.
>FUCK

>reads this topic
Goodbye TK, it was a displeasure to know you. I'm just glad the abrasiveness wasn't just me.

>>13765788
Nope, KKK and Nazis

>>13770152
So their fanfiction section would be Gitmo? Good to know.

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>Sir, Godzilla is approaching the city!
>How!? We just saw him off the coast of Japan!
>cut to this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZUqs22h2EU

Fuck you too leather suit

Always suspected Gorosaurus was a 4chan poster.

>all this fucking bumping
Not just here, but this has been rampant on /m/ for the past few months. What is with all the dead topic bumping lately?

>>13772636
space rat scum I tell ya

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>>13772692
>HE'S ONTO US

>>13772636
>people make new threads
>there's already a thread about it you faggot
>post in the thread
>stop bumping dead topic faggot

>>13772728
it's that shit IBO meme going around

does anyone have that list saying how strong godzilla actually is?

>>13772636
No Goji thread is complete until some fag posts the production pics with the '98 design's butthole. This thread has to keep going until that happens.

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>>13773686
I assume you mean this one?

why is showa ghidorah best ghidorah?

>>13775012
It took almost every monster on Earth to kill Showa Ghidorah.

>>13768094
>"Daddy, what is Godzilla doing?"
>"Th-they're just wrestling, son! JUST WRESTLING! DON'T LOOK! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH G"

>>13768094
the suits is what really makes it work

>>13771050
Tie-in products are weird. They also did the same thing for Ultraman.

I also liked Godzilla 98. Now to wait for people to whine.

>>13775382
I won't give you hate.

>>13774547
>psychic fap bait
Everytime