>wash hands to keep books from getting dirty
>saturated fingertips warp pages
>Read in the shallow end of the pool
>know the dangers but so cool and nice, and im tall enough that I can kneel on the bottom whilst doing this
>Sometimes on concrete sometimes just crabwalking around
>Never drop any of my books
>first library book I do this with, it just slips through my fingers
>drop book in snow
>have to carefully blow it all away without heating it up melting the snow
Why don't you dry your hands you off you stupid fucking mongoloid. How the fuck am I supposed to relate to your stupid ass if you can't even think to dry your wet dripping hands before touching the pages of a book you fucking retard.
What third world shithole do you live in that requires you too wash caked on dirt and dung off your oily hands just to pick up a book without tainting the creamy white of its pages senpai.
I always tend to get my books pretty dirty, just finished "Why We Lost" and there are fingerprints, smudges and even a fucking grease stain on the cover. I don't give a shit. At least anyone who looks at my book collection will be able to tell that I've actually read them just by looking at them.