>wash hands to keep books from getting dirty >saturated

>Read in the shallow end of the pool
>know the dangers but so cool and nice, and im tall enough that I can kneel on the bottom whilst doing this
>Sometimes on concrete sometimes just crabwalking around
>Never drop any of my books
>first library book I do this with, it just slips through my fingers

>glance at the bottom of a page, spoiling myself in advance

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>sneeze
>little droplets land in the book

>>7680762
I always flip to the last page of books when I'm first starting. I tell myself it's just to see how many pages there are, but I always read the last few words or sentence.

>>7680762
oh god I do this all the time and i fucking hate myself for it

>look at the % done on kindle
>every single page

>>7680743
maybe i'm just naturally dirty but even though i wash my hands before reading, the tops and bottoms of the pages look like they brown a little bit.

>>7680801
thats just from the oils on your fingers. i hate it but i cant keep it from happening

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>drop book in snow
>have to carefully blow it all away without heating it up melting the snow

>>7680801
I used to be able to tell how far along in a book I was cause the parts I had read were darker, but it seems to have stopped lately

>>7680789
I do this

>>7680743
Why don't you dry your hands you off you stupid fucking mongoloid. How the fuck am I supposed to relate to your stupid ass if you can't even think to dry your wet dripping hands before touching the pages of a book you fucking retard.

>>7680991
I do thoroughly dry them off, but it's like they stay wet enough to fuck up the paper for a long time after I wash them

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>>7680992
Then don't wash your hands?

>>7681001
But then my books will get dirty. nigga I don't think you understand

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>>7681003
What third world shithole do you live in that requires you too wash caked on dirt and dung off your oily hands just to pick up a book without tainting the creamy white of its pages senpai.

>>7681017
My home

>>7680743
I always tend to get my books pretty dirty, just finished "Why We Lost" and there are fingerprints, smudges and even a fucking grease stain on the cover. I don't give a shit. At least anyone who looks at my book collection will be able to tell that I've actually read them just by looking at them.