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Any books that help you prepare for a life of virginity? I'm short, deformed, can't walk properly and have a 3 inch penis.
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hire a sex worker lmao
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>>7671079
>>/gif/
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>>7671088
Maybe I will, but companionship will never be attained unfortunately.
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>>7671121
Companionship can be achieved despite physical flaws. How old are you
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>>7671192
34
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>>7671088
Your mom's all booked up b
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>>7671219
I take that back, you done fucked son.

Meditate a lot and read Buddhist texts maybe such as in the Buddhas words by bhikku bodhi

Also the Stoics are always good.

If youre literary its not going to be as bad as if you were shallow and into money power bitches
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>>7671079
Sex is hugely overrated. I honestly find masturbation more enjoyable.
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>>7671254
It is something that I remember every few days and it makes me nauseous. I have friends, but one girl actually said to me that I 'make her feel physically sick'. I am fairly well read, I was just wondering if there are works that deal with virginity.
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>>7671257
You're going to just called a virgin for it, but there are certainly benefits to it.
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>>7671079

who even cares

just lie to people

you look at all these non virgins and none of them look happy or more comfortable
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Chemical castration my nigga. Devote your whole self to literature an become a legend.
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Why does everything have to be about sex though? Who gives a shit?
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>>7671257
have you had sex with someone you truly care about? and I mean deeply care about
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>>7671341
I can tell you he hasn't. There is nothing better than a good sex life with someone you actually love. If you equate sex to masturbation, or find masturbation more enjoyable, you have been made a voyer by the porn industry and I feel bad for you.
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>>7671079
Don't prepare yourself for that life man. Get a hooker and get it over with. You will be surprised how your life will not change at all.
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>>7671267
>"make her feel physically sick"
Just beat her up. Are you stronger than her?
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Houellebecq
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>>7671377
Probably not. I am very weak.
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>>7671408
start working out so you can just beat the living shit out of women until they consent.
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>>7671407
Have you ever actually read anything by him? His books are filled with sex
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>>7671407
Mein Gott in a few seconds this guy is going to start dumping these bs movie dialog pictures.
Pathetic
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>>7671408
Do this then:

A:
Squat 3x5
Bench 3x5
Deadlift 1x5

B:
Squat 3x5
Press 3x5
Deadlift 1x5 (swap with clean 5x3 after 2 weeks)
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>>7671079
Kek, one of my favorite lines in the book.
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Mario? Is that you?
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>>7671267
What a cunt for saying that, jesus christ

Also stop being such a colossal faggot, I'm sure there's hundreds of fat girls you could've fucked if you put in some effort
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>>7671079

>falling for the mental drain that is a vagina

Do not bother, plebs tend to pull you down because they are simpletons, what human who really matters cares if you did not get your dick wet?
Leave humanity behind, achieve true asceticism.
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>>7671079
i would become a priest if i were you
or learn to program and work remotely from the philippines
fuck books man
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>>7671079
Except for you fucked that Russian chick, remember?
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>>7671079
just b urself dude
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>>7671445

sup /fit/ bro

i stop by here also from time to time
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>>7671219
If you're still a virgin by the age of 20 there's literally no reason to not just hire a hooker at least once just to end your hangup about being a virgin. It won't solve all your problems, but freeing yourself from the virgin stigma as a man really takes a huge weight off your mind.
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>>7671079
>>7671079
>>7671079

so... can i see a picture of what you look like?

feel free to block out your face
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>>7671079
Mario?
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>>7671408
come visit us at /fit/

Literature and exercise are more fulfilling for me than my wife.
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>>7671079
https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/pessimism/complete.html

https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/pessimism/complete.html#chapter7
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>>7671441
>bs
They're quite true though.
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>>7673852
So much this. HAHAHAHA
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>>7672909
>I'm sure there's hundreds of fat girls you could've fucked if you put in some effort
I would rather be a virgin than fuck a fat girl.
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>>7673811
Someone posted a drawing of a guy from the 19th century who has big bug eyes. I look exactly like him. The one thing that kills me more than looks of disgust, is looks of pity that people cannot help but have when they talk to me.
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Become gay, it's much easier
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>>7674536
Yeah because gay people don't have standards too.
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>>7674532
you look like hegel?
you can always marry zizek
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>>7674540
No, not hegel. I can't remember what his name was. In the picture he is facing left and looking at the viewer, he has thin hair combed over his forward and big eyes with a tiny head.
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>>7674547
I know that sounds like Hegel, but he is much uglier than Hegel.
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>>7674547
draw the picture in ms paint
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John Keats who was all those things, then died.
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>>7674554
I can't do that, but I have a similar head shape to Klaus Kinski. I think I might just fuck a hooker desu.
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>>7673852
FUCK, I was about to post this. Kekm8.
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>>7671079
David Benatar's Better Never to Have Been
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>>7673793
Man, this picture... I would actually be very comfortable there if there isnt anything sexual happening. Im so afraid of sex
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what if you find some really short girl with some corresponding physical impairment?

I mean, surely there is some place in the internet literally designed for people in your situation or similar to find companionship and love and shit
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>>7674722
Yes there is someone out there for everyone. I also believe this because I too am retarded :^F
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>>7674738
I would be outright surprised if there wasn't a successful dating website for people w/ disabilities

if no one has attempted this yet, the idea is yours for free, just thank moot
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