What have you written today, /lit/?
If you didn't write anything at all, write me an excuse for why you didn't.
>>7661447
because of SJWs, feminists, jews, liberals, and non-whites
>>7661447
A couple of text messages
Like 5 shitposts and 5 regular posts on /lit/
A reply to a facebook status
I guess today was an off day, the only thing I did was watch Willy Wonka (it was great) and go to the doctor. Who knows maybe I'll feel like writing something later tonight.
Because I'm too intense. You wouldn't understand. If I start writing I must also stop eating, stop listening, stop planning and living and breathing. I will be consumed with writing. You do it. Asshole.
I was down.
It's not easy to write while prostrate on the floor.
>not waking up and writing for 2 hours
Lot of excuses in here, boys. Get to work!
Ive been in class all day and the piece I want to work on is angry in it's tone but I just wanna get stoned and relax, maybe write a fun poem or two.
"oh shit, i'm sorry"
"sorry for what? our daddy taught us not be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all"
"yeah, i see that, your daddy gave you good advice"
"it gets better when i pull on it"
"mmmmmm"
"sometimes, i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin"
"well my daddy taught me a few things too, like, how not to rip the skin by using someone elses mouth, instead of your own hands"
"will you show me?"
"i'd be right happy to
>>7661450
i also try to maintain a 1:1 ratiois this a shitpost
>>7661776
this is a shit thread so it's technically on topic