ITT: we write the saddest stories possible in the smallest amount

>>7654731

"OP"

I tried to express disapproval at the music

For shale, baby doods, neber warn.

>>7654731
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

>>7654731
>"Invader from Reddit"

"I loved her," I said at the wake.

I begged, but it was for nothing when she released my lifetime browsing history.

Saying I love you, I continue to curse myself.

>>7654731
And he read the book but it was just words on a page.

OP was a faggot.

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>>7654748

Dat plural though.

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I'm a big giblet Gay

>>7654785
yeah, that one always made me wonder where the "i am alpha" bullshit came from. "oh it was just angels!" fucking polytheists.

Aaaah, another day on 4chan.

He di-

I wasn't even the main character

The doctor said to his father: Your son has Klinefelter's

>>7654731
She discarded his gift for her.

>>7654765
good album

"the holocaust happened", she said, unironically

IT'S A SNI-

"kill me," HE said.

>>7654731
I miss

>>7654835
I hit. He falls; then gets up

on his way to work he drove by where he use to drop his daughter off just last week, almost pulling over out of habit.

They were all dead, and here he was, locked inside of a library, there was food and water, but he had never learned how to read.

>>7654731
And I died.

[Nonwhite physical description]

I was sent to solitary confinement for 3 months. As the guard passed by, I asked if I could have a book. A copy of Twilight slid under the door.

"How's Grandpa?" "Not great." "I know."

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>>7654731
"You're a big guy."
"For you."

The dog could somehow still bark.

Here lies Beavis. He never scored.

>>7654934
winrar

>>7654731
No brother, they expect one of us in the wreckage.

"It wasn't really alive anyway"

>>7654934
WIN

>>7654731
September 12, 2008 - Claremont, CA

>>7654731
She looked at me. Wait, no, the guy behind me.

Candlejack isn't re-

Call me M00t.

>>7654934
/thread.

I shouldn't care, but I do

>>7654934
i dont get it

>>7655179
nothing to get, its shitty and hes samefagging

>>7655185
>jealousfag

He shit his pants in class

>>7655179
There is no one meaning.

>>7654731
He was a big guy no more

my diary desu

>>7655185
Never mind, your one-liner is sadder.

>>7654731
Sorry Dad, I'm gay.

>>7654934
Epic. The narwahl eats bacon. XDDDDD

>>7654731
Do I go left where nothing's right or go right where nothing's left?

>>7654746
Underrated af

>>7654804
He die-
Is better I think

>>7655244
Sorry, dads. I'm not gay.

>>7654731
I loved her, sometimes she loved me

>>7655323
This is some cuck shit

>>7655331
Also overused on general.

>>7654731

There she sat. The most perfect woman I've ever set my eyes on. She looks up, catches my gaze and smiles, revealing her porcelain white teeth. Suddenly she get up from her chair and starts walking towards me, her blonde hair waving in the wind, and blue, vibrant eyes piercing my soul. "Hi" she says smiling, "would you like to come over and watch a movie?" And then I woke up.

we end

>>7655341
Fuck this dumbass shit senpai. Here:

I woke up.

I really like anime.

"Bye," she said, hanging up, and turning her lips to Tyrone.

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>>7655346

>I woke up


Ok you beat me, I'll admit it like a man.

>you will never have the courage to commit suicide

Why even live?

You're wasting your time and you cannot stop.

Stop it, you're hurting me, Daddy!

I

You're a big guy

the saddest possible story was the saddest story of the Saddest Possible Story.

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I found this to be pretty sad.

Dad, that hurts my anus!

>>7655240
best in thread

He realized that his penis would never work again.

>>7655700
The killergirl was a boy the whole time!!!!! ZOMG

Wew, lad.

>>7655319
That is funny

>>7654731
"Mommy don't leave me"

>>7654731
Sobbing, he withdrew from her lifeless body.

>>7654731
She had told me that she fantasized of another woman every time my cheeks had been pressed between her thighs.

The bruises on her thighs were self inflicted. A monster they called me. A way to distract her therapist from what really lurked within her twisted mind.

>>7655341
There she sat. The most perfect woman I've ever set my eyes on. She looks up, catches my gaze and smiles, revealing her porcelain white teeth. Suddenly she get up from her chair and starts walking towards me, her blonde hair waving in the wind, and blue, vibrant eyes piercing my soul. "Hi" she says smiling, "would you like to come over and watch me fuck Jamal?" And I didn't wake up.

>>7655809
>>7655827
please have sex

Humanity cries out into the void, are their voices heard?

>>7655838
I had sex this morning tho. I came as she passed out, bruises having formed on her neck.

"He was a big guy. Even for me."

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>be me

>>7655855
he asked if my mask could be removed. "It would be extremely painful," I replied.

Her smiled disappeared as my load hit her right in the eye.

Five years later, we're still here.

>>7654731
pulled me right into this thread.
>>7656143
decent enough to draw me into whatever the fuck.

the rest of this thread is dildos

baby shoes, never worn

>>7657104
>a potential person being saved the suffering of existence
>sad
Pick one. Better to have never been.

Turnip greens, please.

I'm not a robot

>>7654812
Wew. Must have been tough to become a doctor then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAKJw8Cz1c

A

-->bar
A__B

-->home
AB

-->bed
A+B

---->nine months
ABa

--------->two years
Aa/B

------------> three years
Aa____B+E

----->one year
A // BEa

----------->ten years, skool
a___b

-->movies
a*b

-->home
a+b

-->two weeks
ab

-->one month
a/b

-->one week
ab

-->one month
a/b

-->one week
ab

-->one month
a/b

----->college
A

-->bar
A___A

-->home
A+A

--->three months
HIVAIDS

I wish I could go back and do it all over again; that night ruined my life.

She only had to hear the soft compuntion voice of the school director on the phone to understand that, in the end, it was hereditary.

>>7655722
Is that a Sleepaway Camp reference?

Shit, I should've said something. Maybe next time.

>>7654731
Tanker full of bat semen overturns on highway.

>>7654731
R:0

>>7654739
underrated kek

If I had to do the whole thing over again
I wouldn't.

>>7654731
kys faggot

This cum on my stomach isn't mine

Icebergs melt.
Polar bears can swim,
just not forever.

A promise: made, not kept.

A widow still makes breakfast for two.

I always told Stacey he was a lousy guy because I knew she wanted to fuck him.

Thief stole a heart,
never gave it back.

A harlot lies, a stab in the eyes.

I truly believed things were going to be different this time.

A lost dog poster.
Never found,
never taken down.

Only his absence remains.

My hand broke the surface,
kissing the air one last time.

Brine isn't sweet enough to taste for eternity.

I actually scrolled through this whole thread.

As I leaned in to kiss her, my bowels erupted.

He wakes up happy. Then he sees her side of the bed is empty, and his brief joy dies.

>>7657707
what's this dumb shit?

Old children write English assignments for teachers that aren't there to grade them anymore.

They don't fail. They are passed along, without a mark, without comment.

Keys keep clacking.

>>7657684
Pretty sad desu

Mh do=g us dead :(

"I love you."
"I know."

>>7657718
hot damn

this day is already lost, no shame in jacking off again

>>7658494
How were they supposed to know?

>>7658526
that's the point

Well, it's Wednesday evening, momma's waitin by the phone
It rings but it's not his voice
Seems the highway patrol has found a jackknifed rig
In a snow bank in Illinois
But the driver was missin'
And the search had been abandoned.
'Cause the weather had everything stalled
And they had checked all the houses and the local motels
When they had some more news they'd call

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>>7657299

Text message from my wife: "I have SIDS"

4chan

>>7655856
good one

>>7658526
the point is that they're so numb they can't feel him there. the world feels animated, driven life stepping outside of the sphere and seeing everything continuing to move, as in a play, the actors simply playing their parts oblivious to the absence.

>>7654746
pretty good

"Please clap"

>>7654825
this is the one I laughed the hardest at and I'm not proud of it

im not really good at anything

>>7659443
then it follows that you're good at really not being good at anything

Wardine be cry

>>7659471
'no'