How do I trick the future into believing I was "really smart"?
Its important that I not be remembered for who I am but instead for who I have tricked the future into thinking I am.
Become a phrasemonger. They don't even have to be witty.
“What you end up remembering isn't always the same as what you have witnessed.”
You'll be rich too. And people wil sing your praises.
Monger the phrases!! I can not emphasize this enough!