Brewing some hemlock now. Thank you based Socrates, this truly is the patrician way to go out
>Patrician way to go out
>Body is found 4 days later in your shitty apartment covered in your own vomit and drool
>The police are too disgusted to feel any sorrow for you and because you have lead an unremarkable life nobody gives a shit that you're dead
Don't do it anon
i'm serious. if anyone's feeling legitimately suicidal, let me help you
To be "legitimately suicidal" means that you don't actually want help and, moreover, no one but yourself can actually "help" you.
You're being nice, but please realize that trying to stop someone from taking control over the one thing they actually possess is a hollow form of morality.