/lit/ needs its own literary journal. Let's make one.

This went so well last time we tried it

>>7624855
Maybe heat or ideology or the April reader

>>7624855
"A Supposedly Failing Literary Journal That I Will Never Get Published In Again"

>>7624855
"Ashes to Ashes"

Postmemism

>>7624880
Butt to Butt

"Heath Deat"

>>7624887
You Know Major Tom's a Slut

we should call it 'the ruse cruise,' but we also shouldn't start a literary journal

>>7624914
Hung Out on the Washing Line

Passing Wind

pinecone 420

>>7624956
Pissing into the wind

Young Adult Fiction Review

>>7624961
John Green's Fart Piss Quarterly

A Portrait of the Autist as a Young Man

If we find a proper title could a literary journal actually see the light of day?

>>7625046

Search your heart. You already know the answer.

>>7625046
There's like three active, newfag

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>>7625046
>could a literary journal actually see the light of day?

>>7624855
I wish I could read, too bad I don't understand anything.

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>>7625050
>>7625070

I want to believe
>>7625056
Please stop, you goddamned degenerate

4chan Review of Books

Discernible Talent

The Blooming Pinecone

Electronic Cellulose Poo

>>7625112
The Bloody Chick Shits With Veins, Are Those Veins?

Bail Damn Suns Mercy
>tfw no gf
>BDSM

The Po-pomo No-Homo Quarterly

Artistic Works of Fiction and Falsehood (obvious choice)

>>7625031

*A Portrait of the Autist as a Young Meme

The "We Haven't Actually Read This Stuff" Quarterly

>>7624855
TAR

A bunch of psuedo-intellectual, wannabe hipster, will-do-anything-to-be-trendy, unwashed, unfucked, middle class, nu-male, entitled pricks... write a journal.

This board is depressing now because it's full of faggots from middle class backgrounds who have now decided they want to be writers after getting bored doing whatever else it was they were doing. Mediocrity for everyone...

"The Washington Redskins"

>>7625306

> faggots from middle class backgrounds who have now decided they want to be writers after getting bored doing whatever else it was they were doing.

So, Proust, basically...

>>7624855
Steve King looks like a qt in this pic

>>7625306
Nu-male?

>>7625346
Not only was Proust writing from a very young age, he was leisure class which is where virtually all great art originates.

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>>7626574
>Nu-male

>>7626579
>>7625346
not really, most great writers lived in destitution

>>7627057
I wish I never saw that image. But thanks. And which writers were destitute?

"The Shitpost"

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>>7624947
>>7624956
>>7624961
>>7625013
>>7625031
>>7625291
>>7628200

The Fight For An Islamic State

>>7628165
Thomas Chatterton was

>>7624855
Enscrumble Post

National Degenerate
or
Degeneracy Revoked

Chuck
Deconstructed Confetti
The Wood Chip Clip
Shit between a cover

>>7630001
would read that

>>7627057
>not really, most great writers lived in destitution
most came from middle/upper middle class families, and most became well off once their books started selling.

>>7631550
no they don't and no the never have
you're an idiot but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better

>>7624855
Degeneration

>>7624954
Giving into alright Poe

>/lit/tle insight

i guess it describes the board pretty well.

>>7625046
We'd need someone to build a website, a stable jury for submissions, and a stable team in PR. So, I'm gonna say no.

>>7625291
Actually not a bad name.

>>7625306
>A bunch of psuedo-intellectual, wannabe hipster, will-do-anything-to-be-trendy, unwashed, unfucked, middle class, nu-male, entitled pricks... write a journal.
That goes for like 90% of real academic journals, though, except for maybe the male part.