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>>7623818
>>7623837
>>7623839
This is really bad. Reddit plz go

>>7623839
sleep tight Plato

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ramzan so based

>>7623850
>meme frog jokes

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islam is the light

>>7623856
Better than the Occam's razor picture which isn't even a joke

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it's about books

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a nice warm serving of literary memes for yall bookworms out there

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>>7623877
Fuck off reddit that's buzzfeed tier

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>>7623818
haha you remember that song?

>>7623818
I dun get it

>>7623888
literally autistic.

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>>7623890
>>7623877
>>7623868

Please stop.

>>7623864
http://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/0880703679/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_5?k=Don%27t+Make+Me+Go+Back%2C+Mommy%3A+A+Child%27s+Book+About+Satanic+Ritual+Abuse&showViewpoints=1&filterByStar=five_star&pageNumber=1

>>7623888
hey, no reason to be rude, man. I just want to share my memes with people, you know cheer people up. laughter is the best medicine. if you don't like it please keep it to yourself.

>>7623896
All the time, people use "Occam's razor" to say that the simplest explanation is most likely the correct one.

This theory is named after William of Ockham. Therefore, it should be "Ockham's razor"

>>7623904
love this one

>>7623916
Well they'd be doubly wrong as it is the theory with the fewest assumptions, which isn't necessarily the simplest

>>7623916
There are scripts where his name is spelled in a lot of different ways
Just like Descartes/Cartesius

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>>7623904

>>7623927
He is from Ockham, England. From the time of his birth until now, that place has always been called and spelled Ockham.

>>7623933
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/William_of_Ockham_-_Logica_-_1341.jpg/340px-William_of_Ockham_-_Logica_-_1341.jpg
Here it says occham

>>7623932
>God delivers an ass plague onto a non believer
>he doesn't repent

>>7623936
Help me see this. I find it difficult to read.

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>>7623818
potterheads unite! overthrow the pomo tyranny!

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feminist. potter. memes.

>>7623864
>>7623909
WHERE CAN I READ THIS ONLINE

/lit/ tumour threads are the worst.

>>7623818
>he assumes there is one correct way to write the name of someone born in the 13th century

Laffd

>>7624122
Does anyone have the version of this pic that says 'when your teacher thinks you're studying but you're actually making a plan to drive Persians from Hellas.'?

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>>7623963
>>7623942
nice bait faggot

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>>7624274

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>>7624289

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never forget

>>7623933
>>7623916

yeah well if we use Occam's razor here, then it's spelled "Occam's razor"

>>7624303
PERU IDEOLOGY

>>7624129

>>7624322
thats benadryl tho

clear nostrils and good sleep will come to u

>>7624453
these are pretty funny

>>7624488

harkavagrant.com

she's done loads of gorey's covers.

>>7623867
Presumably he wants 'Occham's'

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>>7624542
I'm taking a class on Whitman right now and this made me crack up bigtime

>>7623910

>laughter is the best medicine.

You should try opiates.

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>>7624680

>>7623850
>reddit plz go
>Posts meme frog

Yikes

>>7624453
Kate Beaton if anyone needs source. Most of her stuff is like this

>>7624392
That's hilarious, any link to the thread ?

>>7624303
>no "and so on and so on"

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>>7624727

I have a facebook page called the indifferent fish where I repost this shit

>>7624453
Fucking awful non sequitur non-jokes

Awful talentless whore proving women can't be funny

>>7624806
Is ironic misogyny still misogyny?

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>>7624303
PURE IDEOLOGY

>>7624816
is passive aggression still for bitches and fags

>>7624303
PËËYOUR EDEEOLOGIE

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>>7624816
You can literally make six thousand Kate Beacon comics per hour

She has no discernible talent

>>7624806
>man makes non-sequitur joke
surrealist genius

>woman makes non-sequitur joke
Awful talentless WHORE!!!

>>>reddit

>>7624935
>She has no discernible talent
>He uses phrases taken from DFW's wikipedia page

never read again

>>7624935
>being so mad at a webcomic you go out of your way and make an MS Paint straw man

Autism is a hell of a drug.

>>7624978
The power of autism is why men create and women gestate.

Kate Beacon "creates" comics like she passively oozes sludge out of her vagina. I created that incredible parody as a phallic monument to my superiority over her.

>>7624453
While this comics is pretty funny, most hilarious thing that Chekhov do not have the tale named St. Peter's Day

>>7624935
kek

>>7624935

triggeredautist.jpg

>>7624604
>He stormed out of the room crying those ironic thesis and antithesis tears, both coming together on his cheeks into synthesis.
Every fucking time.

>>7624935

While I disagree with you, your image is humorous and thus I can smile.

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>>7624453
>>7624806
>>7624935

Thread requirement: make one of these for the last book you read.

>>7624971
I think you just wrote a kate beaton original

>>7624841
...apparently?

>>7624392
>>7624740

Is this and the anon replying to it bait? It is isn't it? This oh so random reddit - cunt humor must be 100% bait, I know it.

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>>7625284

>>7625315

10/10.

>>7624303
PURE IDEOLOGY

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>>7625284

>>7623938
kekd

>>7624542
I hope this guy goes on to write for clickhole or some shit, Jesus, I laughed at almost every line

>>7624475
this is /b/-tier

>>7625827

I get it, her nickname was Arms and she had to leave.

>>7624289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jpnLoBQgGw

What did Thomas Kuhn say while looking at a painting of Calliope and Clio naked, after reading Homer and Herodotus?

Paradigms!

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Basic summary of the Iliad

>>7627354
Hector_vs_Aquiles.jpg

>>7623850
Who is corn father?

>>7627432

I recommend you lurk for 2-3 years before posting again.

>>7627432
Corn Father is David "Father" Wallace, Conqueror of the Gauls and despoiler of audience lo-lee-tas

>>7625284
THIS SUCKS

>>7624793
wow

>>7624303
PURE IDEOLOGY

>>7624303
PURE IDEOLOGY

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>>7624806
You know this is funny. Admit it.

>>7627676
it's not funny, but it is impressive in how it proves >>7624935

>>7624303
PURE IDEOLOGY *sniff*

>>7627676
It's not funny.

>>7623854
Who is this, what's going on?

>>7623909
From a review: "I don't advocate book burning so I will just recommend all copies get turned into compost."

>>7623916

the simplest spelling is most likely the correct one.

>>7623904
falling for dark ages were not dark meme

>>7623910
>no reason to be rude
>laughter is the best medicine
>if you don't like it keep it to yourself
You have to be very,very new.
Or a skilled troll. If so, 8/10.

>>7624579

what the fuck

>>7624615

What was this? That's not funny, or particularly interesting, or related to /lit/ particularly (aside from name dropping Blake)

>>7624549

holy shit

>>7623904
>implying Rome would have fallen if theu hadnt become Christcucks

>>7627676
Its mostly just inside jokes for people who get the references. I don't find them very funny but they are cute

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didn't come from /lit/ but goddam do i lose my shit at this every time i read it

>>7629258
her secret is that it isn't even inside jokes, it's shit fucking anybody would get

"if i get this, i'm smart"
"if i laugh at this, i get it"
"therefore, if i laugh, i'm smart"

he he he it's that dude what got stabbed in the french revolution i know basically nothing about the french revolution but i've seen that painting and can kind of get it XDD now i'm a genius

take anything that involves history/literature just above the level of the absolutely most obvious, make the characters talk awkwardly, draw it badly, and you have a beaton comic

you can just think one up for anything:
>julius caesar standing by a small stream and mischievously putting one foot over to the other side
>angry pompey on the other side going "don't do it" all silly and informally with no punctuation

you get it??? it's the rubicon, yoiu know what the rubicon is even if you know nothing about roman history but you can feel smart for getting it, time to repost it on /lit/ forever

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>>7624935
After seeing your post and some dissenting opinions, I went to her site to see where I stand and I must say that you are irrefutable. To be without talent is no punishable offense, after one can't help but harbor delusions when praise is misappropriated, but to portray the great Beethoven as this woman has is simply unforgivable and has earned not only my contempt, but indignation. Typical of a girl:
>neglects to acknowledge the man who stands as the pinnacle of musical creation
>fails to recognize the immortality he has achieved through sheer devotion to art
>says nothing regarding innumerable men he has motivated
>points out that he denounced a woman in public for being a whore
>admonishes him for taking possession of his nephew to protect from the influence of a whore

Such an offense cannot be forgiven or overlooked and my contempt extends from her to anyone who has anything but ridicule to say of her. Here is the link to the comic that has thus triggered me. You may insult my mother a hundred times and I would not turn my head towards you, but to speak in any manner that is deficient in admiration or praise when regarding Beethoven is tantamount to blasphemy.

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=219