>professor pronounces it 'albearh camoo'

I really don't like when things are pronounced correctly.

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>professor mentions a charlatan like Camus period

>>7574653
I get the minimalism, it's nice. But... Come on... We get it, we got it already, why is this a big deal?

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>professor pronounces 'Foucault' as 'Foo-coh' instead of 'Foe-callt'

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>>7574621
>professor pronounces it 'pine-chon'

Isn't it just Albert Camoo? Or is it Albert Camiss? I really want to know if ive been saying it wrong

>>7574621
One of my professors recommended Camus to us and held that The Stranger is his favorite book. Sure his taste may not be enough to consider him an aristocrat, but I had not heard of Camus prior to then and got into him through The Fall. If your tastes are more refined than your professor's, keep in mind that there are hundreds of others that may benefit from his mediocre tastes if only through recommendations provided.

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>Nee
>Chee

>professor pronounces a new religion of the blood
>starts banging loudly and deliberately on an anvil and repetitively operating a vice while shirtless
>whole class converts to ultrafascism

>>7574653
>professor manages to garble Pete Townsend's name into Wheel Shelf or something like that

>>7574774

Albegh Camee, but you have to pronounce the "ee" to almost make it sound like an "oo".

Like, right in the middle.

But since that phoneme is pretty french, Camee or Camoo are accepted. Just don't say Kay-Moos or Kah-Moos.

I have to get out of this thread it's going to give me a fucking aneurism.

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>>7574621
>entire class gets weirded out by Freud's sexual growth ideas
>professor(ess) apologizes that some people might find his ideas offensive

>/lit/ poster missing the joke

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>he pronounces it 'nee-cha'

>>7574831
isn't that correct?

Nee chayyyyylmao

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>>7574835
see:
>>7574827

>>7574621
How else should you?

Colin Meloy sings "Alburt Camoose" but I'm sure that's wrong

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>>7574621
>pronounces it Char - les Dick - ens

>>7574621
It's Kaymiss

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>>7574852
ah-bur camel

>>7574778
It's Night-shee

>>7574758
lol

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>Professor pronounces it "Kafka"

>>7574778
where is that from
>>7574835
yes

>>7574758
Pin-chawn -t Lisa Simpsown

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>>7574880
just say 'kifka' with a straight face

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>>7574886
kefka

>>7574776
And for the first time, the first, I laid my heart open to the benign indifference of the universe

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>Not pronouncing it "Neet-chshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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>>7574906
SO DEEP

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>>7574935
Not sure if that went way over your head or not

>>7574952
Not sure if you're making a meta joke we are both to laugh at?

>>7574953
This is 4chan all posts are in a superposition of being both satirical and serious

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>>7574955
that would make r9k a fun fucking read

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>professor pronounces it 'shawl bo-duh-lair'
>professor pronounces it 'ruh-bear-toe buh-lawn-yo'
>professor pronounces it 'aleks-zon doo-maw'
>professor pronounces it 'lood-vig vit-gen-shtein'
>professor pronounces it 'her-mun hess-suh'
>professor pronounces it 'kawnt'
>professor pronounces it 'rab-ill-ay'
>professor pronounces it 'frawnz kawfkuh'
>professor pronounces it 'gawtt-freed vill-helm lie-bnits'
>professor pronounces it 'dub-bill-you ee bee doo-boyz'

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>pronounces it The Ah-Knee-Eye-Add

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>she calls it 'dee eff double-you'

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Pluto's Repooblic

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>>7574996
harold bloom face

>professor pronounces it 'Dee Eff Double U'

>he says "Plato" instead of "Platon"

>>7574621

>key-hoe-tay

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>>7575000
>veesturn kanun

Because we are in a shitposting thread
I thought this now would be a good time to share with you my new meme
Enjoy senpai!

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>>7574780
>this will never happen to you
wake me up

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>>7574906
>The Stranger newer translations say "cries of hate" instead of "howls of execration"

>>7575200
Shitty meme bud

>>7575238
Im sorry :(

>>7574629
Except that's not how you pronounce his name. It's not camoo as in moo like a cow, it's more like camew with the ew from stew.