>ask gf to organize my literature collection by theme >she

>>7561043
>gf

ree

etc.

>>7561049
Ok, mom

>>7561043
>literature collection

>>7561043
>collection
>organize

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>gf

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>bookshelf

>>7561043
>ask mom to arrange my poetry by syntax
>she arranged it by grammar

REEEEEE

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>ask nora to arrange farts by smell
>she puts them in alphabetical order

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>I ask Frodo to take drop the ring in Mt. Doom
>He gets Golem to do it

Yeah, because that's a very utilitarian, and objective way of cataloging and organizing anything, especially books.
Defeats the purpose of arranging them, unless all your books are limited to one theme.

>>7561593
Ok

>>7561050
Next book name locked it

>not arranging by size

>not organizing by date of publisment

>not arranging alphabetically by last letter in title

>not arranging by the number of times you've fapped to them

which one is first /lit/?

>>7561043

>ask mom to organize my cheeto collection by dustiness
>she arranges them by staleness factor

>not organizing according to the arbitrary whims of the moment

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>ask myself to push for the life I want
>passive-aggressively post in greentext thread

>>7563250
>not arranging by color
What kind of heresy is this?

>not arranging your books by editor

it's almost like you want to ignore the last person who touched the text you are going to read

>Not

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>bookshelf is completely full
>too lazy to build a new one
>keep on buying books and stacking them on top of the existing bookshelf

one day it's gonna fall on my head when I'm sleeping and kill me

>>7565782
>tfw covering the floor with books

>>7563464
I'm not a woman.

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>>7561043
>ask wife to arrange bookshelf by the first word's phoneme
>she does it by morpheme

why does this thread keep coming back?

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>>7565672