>ask gf to organize my literature collection by theme
>she arranges them by motif
>ask nora to arrange farts by smell
>she puts them in alphabetical order
>I ask Frodo to take drop the ring in Mt. Doom
>He gets Golem to do it
Yeah, because that's a very utilitarian, and objective way of cataloging and organizing anything, especially books.
Defeats the purpose of arranging them, unless all your books are limited to one theme.
>ask myself to push for the life I want
>passive-aggressively post in greentext thread
>bookshelf is completely full
>too lazy to build a new one
>keep on buying books and stacking them on top of the existing bookshelf
one day it's gonna fall on my head when I'm sleeping and kill me
>ask wife to arrange bookshelf by the first word's phoneme
>she does it by morpheme