I think I'm in love
'Booktubers' are mentally ill by default.
I know this one girl who started reading 3 months ago and now is a full blown 'bookworm' with a youtube channel and all the other shit.
They just do it for the attention and mostly read shit books
No she isn't you goon.
I watched that video. She doesn't seem very smart and her analysis is basically worthless but she's got a cute face and a soothing voice, and generally good taste.
Maybe I'd masturbate to her if I absolutely needed to but really there's no reason to watch her videos in my opinion.
>tfw stupid-ass hot teenage girls in whore makeup give you flashbacks to narrowly dodging statutory rape charges
these normie bitches read more books than i do. in fact, i don't even think i have read a book this past year. I don't have the patience and motivation to read.
>only 80k views with xD and zany shit on an obscene level
who cares if the reviews/ books suck, she's hot in a porny kind of way. I recently was in one of those videos where the girl lets you cum inside of her but for the camera she starts screaming and acting like you knocked her up and it was pretty enjoyable. Would love to do one of those with her.
Literally not ever one time.
We are evolved to be looking at nearly all of them 24/7 and they are evolved to look at only the exceptional of us.
Every time I watch these the I think, wow this chick has awful taste, they only read pop-adult fiction and normie tier shit, wheres the channel where the women talk about really patrician books like Maldoror or something by Voltaire? Not to say that the french were the best writers, that spot is tied between the Irish and Scottish. But are girls really this retarded? it cant be. I saw a vid of really sexy girls reading nationalist literature, it gave me lets say a little boner ayy lmao bitches
I saw one teenage girl who was learning Greek and Latin and reading real lit and
she was still basically an actual retard
Blame a culture that views women as Barbie dolls who wear interests and hobbies like fashion accessories
And I say that as a misogynist
i'm incredibly good at saving pictures on 4chan and always posting the relevant ones tyvm
assuming I'm that guy is definitely the most plausible way to defend the fact that you don't understand what it means to be on a literature forum
but I know you'll amount to nothing, so I'm not really concerned
Has anyone ever fucked a sleeping chick before? Been trying to do it to my gf for ages but she wakes up every time. A couple times, while masturbating, I've blown loads on her ass while sleeping. Basically what I'm saying is I'd like to lube up and sneak my dick in this bitch while she's sleeping and blow a load on those Steven fry books
why not just throw her against the bookshef causing a wild roller coaster ride of emotions and books falling every where as you brutally fuck her on the toppled over book shelf. come on ladies, if this doesnt make your pussy super wet then what does?
Not exactly /lit/ related but there will never be a better YouTube girl than asmraurette. Sure, some of them may be "more attractive," but while you're forcing yourself to listen with the sound on at their inane drivel (just so you don't feel like a total creep) asmraurette will be lulling me to sleep with her perfect voice, talking about her love of Cat's Cradle and alluding to a life that neither you nor I will never know or understand.
>tfw /lit/ has already forgotten about /lit/girl
I'd be impressed if someone breaks the blonde.
Real time commentary
0:01 Singing. Fuck you.
0:13 idiotic gesturing
0:22 Radio Jingle aesthetics are shit. If you ironically smear yourself with shit, you're still covered in shit.
0:29 Bragging about number of books, poshlost, vulgar, terrible
0:43 The frenetic pace of cuts is getting on my nerves, causing involuntary muscle twitches esp in right eyelid
0:47 Nerd meme. I fucking can't go on.
Terrible, like a bad acid trip.
Brah, some of the books are bricks, but reading two pages of Absalom! Absalom! would use the same mental power as reading all 700 pages of a YA novel.
They probably use the Tai Lopez method anyway.
compare with OP:
>Wade himself reminded me of like a chap that hangs out on 4chan all day; like I couldn't get that out of my head.
Alright, the girl in the OP definitely lives in Dublin, so that means she's findable.
I could hang out in the book shops a lot but she doesn't put any info online so I can't get any farther without a bit of creativity.
Shit nigga it wasn't that hard. Took me like 20 minutes. She made the key mistake of posting something with an RL friend on Twitter with a distinctive name. A rookie mistake.
Her FB privacy settings are tanked anyway, so that's a brick wall.
asmraurette wasn't just a stupid boring feminazi who read vagina YA like murakami, she was shit at ASMR
she just whispered in a raspy voice and she had a dumb pete rose haircut
the only reason people liked her was because she was part of the first wave of waifu "asmrtists" who cash in on being cute and talking to lonely faggots in a format that isn't more explicitly asmr/RP like haircuts or whatever, and now desperate pathetic people have nostalgia for her even though they've moved on to a thousand equally talentless girls
i hope asmraurette gets toxic shock but she probably freebleeds because the internet told her to
>it's a really amazing alt history book
>about if Hitler win the war
>empowered heroine races to win prize of meeting Hitler
>so she can kill him
People can get published with such hackneyed concepts? I somehow doubt the prose makes it worth reading
I'm East Coast, she's West Coast. We're basically from different countries. Yeah, yeah her stupid description
>New Jersey girl living in Los Angeles
But people from the East Coast just aren't that fucking bubbly (thank god). She's abandoned the old ways.
Except that whenever people refer to West Coast (in particular talking about this girl) we're talking about California, in particular LA. Obviously PNW is beautiful, but there's some really hipster infested parts that you need to root out. East Coast/West Coast dichotomy, when you boil it down is basically a SoCal/TriState dichotomy.
You do know that the East Coast takes pride in being the dickhead side of the country right? Growing up in NJ it was great to see the vile we'd spit at anything west of Philadelphia
>not living in a poorfag household where everything was handmedown and old recordings
>Not getting the benefit of the 90s experience while also having a youthful appearance
>not slaying mad 90s nostalgia pussy with your surprisingly beneficial life experience
what's the matter, old man?
>Skip about half way through
>"If you don't believe my opinion, John Green also read it and thought it was great!'
She's a teenager, it'd be naive to expect some deep literary analysis or some shit like that.
This girl probably read more than most people here at her age.
You kiddos need to grow up.
agreed. would eat her ass 3 times a day. pic related: I understand you!
>you will never spend eternity with oxford girl paving an infinite plane with penrose tiles in gloriously recurring perfect autism because she can't in2 planes
this is why you don't get dick pics
you got all the names wrong, you stoner, and lolita is dolores haze. that was cute as hell but more books and less drugs next time, before our waifu a shit, awoo-one
>tfw she'd probably be all over your dick if you were at least at little bit competent and have published even and trash tier YA lit.
>tfw you're a failure and even if you see her on the streets nothing would happen
>tfw you should kys because you'll never have a waifu like that
Or rather, that's her preferred genre. Singling out something doesn't help your case, go look her book shelf video up. Majority is memoirs and literary stuff. She's even read
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING MILK FROM A RUSTY BUCKET?
Recent research using DNA analysis answered this question about two years ago. Today’s human population is descended from twice as many women as men.
I think this difference is the single most underappreciated fact about gender. To get that kind of difference, you had to have something like, throughout the entire history of the human race, maybe 80% of women but only 40% of men reproduced.
For women throughout history (and prehistory), the odds of reproducing have been pretty good. Later in this talk we will ponder things like, why was it so rare for a hundred women to get together and build a ship and sail off to explore unknown regions, whereas men have fairly regularly done such things? But taking chances like that would be stupid, from the perspective of a biological organism seeking to reproduce. They might drown or be killed by savages or catch a disease. For women, the optimal thing to do is go along with the crowd, be nice, play it safe. The odds are good that men will come along and offer sex and you’ll be able to have babies. All that matters is choosing the best offer. We’re descended from women who played it safe.
For men, the outlook was radically different. If you go along with the crowd and play it safe, the odds are you won’t have children. Most men who ever lived did not have descendants who are alive today. Their lines were dead ends. Hence it was necessary to take chances, try new things, be creative, explore other possibilities. Sailing off into the unknown may be risky, and you might drown or be killed or whatever, but then again if you stay home you won’t reproduce anyway. We’re most descended from the type of men who made the risky voyage and managed to come back rich. In that case he would finally get a good chance to pass on his genes. We’re descended from men who took chances (and were lucky).
Tfw you'll never see one of her videos...