real diapy shota hours
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Mannerisms https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
last: >>8855058
tfw trutrans body
>8857072
ow sowwy i ws using my shota short prvielage. maybe im just a micro shota and u are a normal shota ^u^ *sniffes shota benis
>>8857105
>Hes a ""cis"" """"""boy"""""""""
anime girl rolling her eyes.jpg
>>8857149
if your not average or bellow average female height then ur not ttrue tans
>>8857131
Tru dat.
>>8857089
Losing my feet doesn't sound so bad...
>>8857157
real male genital hours
>>8857157
hahahahaha lolz that's my bf
>>8857157
>being this gay
Also she kind of looks like me lel.
dog with an apple
>>8857157
good movie
I wonder if I could just wear pole dancing clothes under my suit and do pole dancing class next door as a late lunch
I'm a cis boy
Can someone post sone pics on being a girl?
>>8857187
Yeh
Cis boys wear compression shorts/leggings often, i hear
>>8857180
It's not gay if it's a girl's dick. It's a safe way for straight cis dudes to experience things that would normally be considered "gay" in a non-gay context.
>>8857190
tip: you don't need to do all this to "be a girl"
>>8857181
Ahem, that's obviously a possum with a banana.
>>8857205
yeah just need to be born with two x chromosomes is all
supes easy
>>8857193
she cute
>>8857205
Tip: I know, i was just being cute with my wording, you dofus
>>8857206
tangerine
>>8857195
>It's not gay if it's a girl's dick
No it's gayer.
I haven't had an internet connection for two days and now I do but it won't go faster than 200~ kbps and I think I might kms
>>8857225
"gay" is kind of a meme word anyway. As long as you stay in control of the situation, you aren't the gay one.
>>8857218
sassy black trannies or old men
why can't there be a movie for mid 20s white guys that were badasses that then transition. I'd pay money to see a movie where a pro motocross rider who struggles with self loathing, robs banks for fun, and ultimately transitions into a passing cutie, like point break on hrt
>>8857218
>what I might have looked like if I was born cis
JUST put a bullet in my skull
>>8857229
>As long as you stay in control of the situation, you aren't the gay one.
How is blowing some tranny in the back of your car being in control of the situation? If anything your life is slipping away under you.
>>8857231
That's equally stupid
>>8857234
its actually a really good movie though you should watch it
>>8857234
Woah even as a cos girl you don't really pass!
>>8857234
god I hope I get to shoot you one day you dirty nigger go back to africa and get burned in a tire this is a white general
So I want to go on HRT, but I want to do it so my parents can't find out. How can I do that?
>>8857236
Well, you're paying her, so she has to do what you say.
Lots of successful dudes blow trannies in their cars anyway.
>>8857244
The big issue is going to be breast growth; hiding that may or may not be feasible. What would the consequences of your parents finding out be?
>>8857246
I would go as far as to say that blowing a tranny in your car is a sign of success.
>>8857244
Hide your stuff in an empty medication or supplement bottle.
>>8857248
I don't know; I'm pretty sure they'd be fine with it, but that's just what they've told me.
There's also the issue of my little brother who's kind of a jerk.
>>8857246
>>8857249
>Lots of successful dudes blow trannies in their cars anyway.
I find that hard to believe. Are you rusing me sirs?
>>8857252
i'm curious when they would tell you that they would be ok with you being trans without them knowing that you are
Why can't I just spend the whole day in bed cuddling?
>>8857256
I don't really know; one time though my mom asked me if I wanted to be a girl for some reason and I told her no because I didn't want to be found out, and she said it would be fine.
>>8857263
wow, I'm pretty sure she knows somehow
>>8857255
I'd consider myself successful if I had that experience one day at least.
Probably better in bed though. I have a small car.
I reluctantly asked for estrodiol. I didn't want to do it, but it makes me feel so much less worse and it's so much less expensive.
>>8857267
I doubt it; I've never been as dysphoric as I am right now.
Actually, she might, thinking about it; one time I was wearing her panties because I wanted to wear panties, and said that I just found them in my cupboard, and she said it's fine but they're hers, but she's probably smarter than I think so she might know.
>>8857259
Less expensive than wat
>>8857271
It's cheaper then coke
Unless you're elanna and have to pay for both
>>8857270
>I'd consider myself successful if I had that experience one day at least.
I see the bar has been raised high.
>>8857279
It's important to set realistic goals for yourself so you don't feel disillusioned for never attaining the life you wanted to have.
>>8857279
wow, that guy is really stealing my look
>>8857278
Damn you are one salty old hon
The iphone x looks cool until I get ffs and get locked out of my phone
henlo mtfg
>>8857291
lol, is this real?
>>8857293
Is what real
>>8857292
>>8857251
Just a quick question, where can I get it delivered to? Should I open a PO box?
If so, how can I have them inform me over email rather than in the post?
>>8857290
allie will turn her from a megabitch into a nice person
>getting completely dependent on somebody just as dependent as you
>>8857297
h-henlo
>>8857305
I topped my bf
What progress have you made this year? All that happened for me is that I got a bf and my makeup improved. Still fat, still closeted.
Sucks I used to be super fit and motivated then I became fat and reclusive and stayed that way for 5 years. This has got to end, I will set a visible goal of redecorating my room then filling it with girlclothes, then I will start girlmoding. Given up on losing weight beforehand, just too miserable, hopefully I'll be more motivated to workout when I'm living as female.
I realize that I've sat here since 2015 desperately trying to stay in the closet but it's just led to stagnation. There's only one way forward for my life.
>>8857310
Thats pretty gay ngl
>>8857305
>>8857313
boobs and hips. i guess weight crashing helped a lot.
i'm getting back to smut commissions so i guess that should help stabilize me
also i have a gf so now i'm happy most of the time that she's awake
>>8857292
Ed I'm getting sick and tired of you fucking Sam hyde so much he can't shoot videos from exhaustion. Please just take a break
>>8857322
>sam hyde making less videos
isn't this a good thing
>>8857313
To be I wish I was fatter. There was a time I was really skinny and I didn't like it. It was like I could blow off into the wind. I think fat helps with passing also.
>>8857313
Shakira, I'm really glad you're optimistic now. I hope your life gets better and you become happy and beautiful! Baby steps, you'll get there. :)
>>8857324
No? Why would it be. Inb4 butthurt poltard angry that he's getting satirized
>>8857328
being chubby is good if it's girl fat
just have to make sure the boy fat is down to a minimum before you put on more fat.
i feel like my body looks great rn but i don't think extra fat has helped my face at all.
>>8857310
i am not surprised desu lol. how was it?
>>8857313
$$$, psych stuff to help with bpd, a few bfs, got closer to my best friend, pretty much finished with laser, lost 20 lbs, etc
>>8857318
owo
>>8857322
LMAOO I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE 2012!!!!
>>8857213
Shes a hon
>>8857316
>testosterone is expensive
It's just so much better it's amazing.
>>8857288
Very true. You caould have been anything you wanted and you ended up being a tranny.
>>8857336
>how was it?
didn't care for it at all desu, I like being his butt slut
>>8857336
how do u find a good psych edie
>>8857336
hon
>>8857339
Oh, I'm not a tranny.
>>8857346
Not even a little?
>>8857340
well at least you tried it and you know how you feel about it now!
>>8857343
look all of the ones in your area up and see what they specialize in, get a feel for them via email and then go to an appointment.
if you don't like them tell them so and they'll recommend you to someone else. it's all about you feeling comfortable etc not them
>>8857344
ok
>Faye posts
>Elanna shows up
Cute!
can i die please
>>8857349
Might be a great uncle or something some generations back
>>8857313
This year I've come out to my family, started shaving my face, and started growing my hair out. Last month I started therapy and was prescribed zoloft, I started training my voice, I have a groupon for laser hair removal for my face and have been letting my natural feminine mannerisms out.
This week i've started waist training, I painted my nails, started a new diet, started doing cardio, and now I'm learning web development so that i can make enough for ffs eventually.
It's been a rough year but I'm finally undoing the damage a decade of testosterone-induced recklessness has done
>>8857356
I could beat that dog in a fight ez. Then who'd stop me from dtealing veg?
>>8857367
I'm high as fuck ignore me
>>8857368
This post brought back bad memories of how my dog started being sexually aggressive with me when I started hrt
>>8857368
You couldnt beat that dog in a fight you vegan
>>8857328
I've been both and I vastly prefer skinny. Everything looks good on you, you don't get sweaty and out of breath and you don't feel big and masculine.
>>8857329
Thanks. I think it was mostly the nipple lump scare, I was like "fuck I could die tomorrow and I care what random people think of me". And also finally getting somewhere with my voice has reduced my dysphoria a lot. You all thought it was a huge joke but I was literally suicidal over it.
>>8857380
Say that to my face see what happens
>>8857383
>but I was literally suicidal over it.
That's what made the joke funny
>>8857383
the joke was that you shouldnt have worried so much over such insignificant things. This general is full of mangry hons who just want to rip apart anything they can get their man hands on.
Work on yourself and ignore the haters, you didnt choose your situation but you get to choose what you do with it. best of luck!
i just made a sudden movement to a song and it was so sudden that i scared myself and got the shivers
>>8857394
O-okay
*accidentally makes out with you*
>>8857299
A P.O. Box or virtual doorman. Whenever you buy stuff on-line they always give you an invoice by email.
>>8857415
sir hamham
>>8857415
Take some grammar classes first.
The voice thing really is miraculous, I get nowhere for months, scream out of frustration and that happens to move my voicebox into the right position.
>>8857409
Thanks! Best of luck to you too!
>>8857414
>virtual doorman
I think UPS and FedEx has these services.
How many trannies could I get away with kidnappibg through mtfg before someone caught on?
>>8857438
If it's for sex dungeon purposes take me next
>>8857356
>well at least you tried it and you know how you feel about it now!
yeah I guess, kinda scary because it showed me basically I do want srs but srs is a fucking poopy caca shit surgery of fail and awful
>>8857422
give me grammar classes please
>tfw no matter what you do your apple never locks into the right place
>>8857444
I'm making a supercomputer powered by tranny brains
>>8857459
Have you tried lube?
>>8857460
Hey, I stopped you once, evil lady from that rubbish Deus Ex game, I'll do it again.
>>8857459
is this a "The Metamorphosis" reference?
>tfw going to bed makes you anxious and depressed because you can't talk to your gf while you're falling asleep
>>8857468
what
>>8857356
hon
u suck
Daily reminder that bisexuality isnt real and is the first ever tumblr meme sexuality.
Daily reminder that if you are a bisexual tranny you are actually a failed straight male using men to validate your insanity.
Daily reminder that you WILL in fact go back to women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)
Reminder that you are all killing yourselves testing out pills that couldnt cure cancer and NEGATIVE side effects were boob growth etc
Daily reminder that you are all using your bodies as guinea pigs to look like a freak of nature
Reminder that after 25 you will look like a used tampon thats been reused over and over and your skin is wrinkly amd not your chasers which are failed straights and pedophiles will want you
Reminder that your only hobby is dressing like a faggot online amd wavimg your tranny cock for any sort of validation since your parents never loved any of you......
>>8857447
too bad your boyfriend is only using you for his fetish
>>8856107
>don't be a sheen, put some effort into your life
>>8857481
yeah and??? tell us something we didn't know lol
>>8857506
Umaru is a bad anime
>>8857512
umaru makes me feel like a bad person because i'm supposed to enjoy watching her abuse her brother
>>8857512
ur a bad anime
>>8857460
Thats a very shitty design
We arent smart people senpai
>>8857534
the original series is pretty ok, very nostalgic
>>8857530
You wouldn't understand the advanced delicate neurotech, but the dysphoria and hrt is critical for the machine to function. It's not about brain power. Otherwise I'd just have kidnapped asian refugees
>>8857530
speak for yourself
>>8857542
you are one of the dumbest people here
right above sheen and diapanon
>>8857481
I've probably fucked more girls than you and I don't even like pussy
>>8857545
objectively wrong
i nedd snuggles or im going to die
Ruptured bicep, suicide countdown edition
>>8857545
noooo im a smart infatanalized baby :(
>when you're so dedicated to sweet talking eachother that "good night" always takes 5-10 minutes
Why do ugly people think turning into a girl will magically make them not ugly? Are they so agp that they want to bone anything with a vagoo?
>>8857261
Because you need to trade hours for dollars for your masters :^)
>>8857542
The joke is I'm actually really smart
Like, studying for ph d in theoretical physics smart
But not smart enough to not fall for the tranny meme
is wanting to keep your dick a sign that you should give up?
>>8857563
Not necessarily, no.
>>8857556
I don't have work today, I do have some school stuff to do though.
>>8857563
I don't think keeping your dick is unreasonable if you cant get suporn in time.
>>8857549
No you really have the lowest cognitive ability in this gen.
>>8857568
>I don't think keeping your dick is unreasonable if you cant get suporn in time.
suporn is old tech
https://www.wired.com/story/a-patient-gets-the-new-transgender-surgery-she-helped-invent/amp
>>8857550
let's cuddle anon
>>8857563
not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU
https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=274MlYsJ2R8
Message for lauren
>>8857572
And that tech is too new to be affordable within my lifespan so who gives a shit. Born too early for proper implants, born too late for suporn, born just in time to not have viable options.
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_v_sQpMHDA
>>8857594
email them
http://www.mountsinai.org/patient-care/service-areas/center-for-transgender-medicine-and-surgery
>>8857596
this is really autistic
>>8857575
i need irl cuddling
>>8857594
Doesnt seem like it'd be any more expensive than suporn once the technique becomes more popular, would definitely require less maintainence and seems like thered be less complications
>>8857607
Go to a cuddle specialist?
>>8857605
>its autistic to try and hold someone to account who was almost president of the US
>>8857605
t. Hillary Clinton
>>8857613
well i heard my dad got in trouble for paying those weird ladies on the corner to come to a hotel and they must have cuddled so i think cuddle specialists are illegal
>>8857621
is this amy?
>>8857596
lol
>>8857601
Why? I can't afford regular srs let alone some new cutting edge thing.
>>8857609
Yeah but how long will that take, a few decades? Does srs even matter when you get it in your mid 40's or later? How are you supposed to deal with genital dysphoria until then?
>>8857607
Sure, is everything ok? how do you feel?
>>8857625
Why the fuck would it be Spartan
>>8857637
if its you, hugg
>>8857627
Considering how batshit wild medical tech is going to be when I'm 40, I'm not too worried
>>8857568
>I don't think keeping your dick is unreasonable if you cant get suporn in time.
what about
until i die?
>>8857142
https://twitter.com/NatHemel/status/907717158779617281
Does she go on this board???
>>8857625
no a different person
>>8857630
i feel worse than i ever have but unrelated to the cuddle crisis, i just really want to feel wanted by someone and feel their warmth but im pretty sure thats never gonna happen before i die
>>8857639
But it wasn't
I'm fine
Also I don't understand the context
I love her. She is an angel. And I miss her. I can't live without her.
>>8857643
i dont know who that is supposed to be
I don't have creativity anymore and I hate it
>>8857651
it is an ATTEMPT by some turbo virgin to hold her accountable, EFFECTIVELY just a video getting some laughs out of a flustered hillary, this video doesn't mean anything
>>8857644
Poor anon, you'll find someone i promise, HUG
>>8857468
Transroaches? In my /mtfg/? It's more likely than you think.
>>8857654
Violation!!!
Only boyfriend can hug me
No girls allowed
>>8857674
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all
>>8857468
we're all mantis
>>8857698
Fuck praying.
>>8857691
if you check your rule book you will find that its pefectly legal for two girls to platonically hugg each other
>break my morals and click the wired link that ting keeps spamming here
>some dumb bitch """discovers""" a cis surgery that's over 50 years old and no one does anymore for what should have been obvious reasons
>newfags don't know it still requires dilatation and lube
Every time.
Gotta love 21st century snake oil. Not too late to get into med school and join in on the scam, ladies!
best hugs come from cute boys, CUTE.
>>8857738
Most hgreat tech is discovered decades before someone comes along and makes it viable
Sometimes my bf coils his big bepis around me so I can't move
>>8857739
very true, my bf is a cuddle machine
>>8857700
God is real and she loves you
>>8857754
>she
You take great joy in being a special snowflake. Don't you realize how shallow and fake it makes you seem to be a contrarian about everything?
I've already posted this, but /tgg/ is dead af.
Tell me one thing, /mtfg/, is there a thing as such as being too kind?
I simply can't hurt people on intent. My last MtF GF was into some heavy degradation stuff, which I was not really into, I'm a pretty vannila guy, I mean, I like some rough sex now and them, but I am poet, for fucks sake, I like writing cute shit, love songs and all that, It's not because I fucking scream some Death Grips songs while lifting that I am a monster.
I don't really like being forced into acting like some tough guy when I don't want to. To tell the truth, I like trans people exactly because most of them don't have this expectation of somebody acting like some sort of poster for some shit.
Shit's fucky, yo.
Where are the people who actually want me for love, not just my dick and my body?
Now I know how trans girls must feel about chasers.
>>8857551
I feel like you take your self-defence practice too seriously if you keep causing yourself all these injuries
tomorrow i'll have a medical examination and the doctor will see on my questionnaire that i'm taking hormones and i really dislike them finding out for some reason but i don't know why and also i promised my therapist i'd tell everyone at school about my transness but im too anxious and basically i wish i was just a cis girl instead of -this-
i want to stop existing
Reminder that elanna, pandora and puffybutt are the biggest cancers of /mtfg/
who is posting all these rabs i love it
>>8857763
>do you know how much of an asshole it makes you seem like to care about something so petty?
If it was just one thing. But your entire personality just seems to be "do it cause it makes me speshul"
>>8857769
I'm not that anon lol
>>8857767
truth homie
>>8857767
Explain your reasoning
>>8857767
Those are great except pandora. If you don't like puffybutt you're a cultural pleb that doesn't appreciate post sincerity high art
>>8857760
you sound like a nice boy
some women are just fucked up and want to replicate how their daddys and former boyfriends treated them
>>8857759
well God being an infinite spirit beyond human comprehension actually transcends gender so it really does not matter what pronouns you use
>>8857760
what tranny isn't into heavy degradation? I for one would love to be tied up while my ball less little cock would be banded and snipped off right in front of my eyes while being called a good sissy. Also into getting spanked till my butt bleeds.
poems are for gays, trannies are metal as fuck
>>8857763
Like an anaconda desu
>>8857760
No, anon you're fine. Keep being a kind boy.
>hang around wealthy socialite friends
>feel like a failure at life because they're all able-bodied and well-adjusted and self-sufficient, dysphoria amplifies, can't stop comparing myself to the cis girls etc.
>hang around queer/trans/disabled/mentally ill friends
>hear everyone's stories about what they're going through at the time and feel terrible that the world is so full of colossal unsolvable suffering, becomes an emotional black hole feedback loop etc.
hmm how to socialise w/o wanting to kill myself pls?
>>8857776
Which makes your decision to use her instead of he even more of a shallow plea for attention
>>8857776
pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfdiXBA7f6U
>>8857784
stay at home and hide under the covers
>>8857767
I like 2/3 of these people.
>>8857793
elanna and puffybutt?
>>8857786
why do you care at all
>>8857796
Nop.
>>8857793
You don't like pandora? Or elanna?
>>8857801
elanna and pandora?
>>8857797
Care is a strong word. I have an opinion and I might as well share for some (you)'s
>>8857805
ok then
>>8857805
if you dont care then you sure do insult people easily
I like Sarah Sanders owo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyggUwag_jQ
>>8857813
Well it's not so much insults as harsh truths. Also this is fowchan
>>8857821
>I'm not particularly fond of the pedo that asked me to send a pic of six year old me to their "daddy" to masturbate to.
puffybutt is only being ironic
>>8857778
You just seem like a really thrashy person, Kayla.
snip of my clitty pwease
>>8857831
not really, my bf and I literally live in paradise and live on champagne and fine dining, I just have a penectomy fetish and no filter on my thoughts
>tfw I went to look at pictures of 2D girls on the internet and when I did, I just wanted to look like them
Just more proof I'm trans I suppose.
>>8857821
>I'm not particularly fond of the pedo that asked me to send a pic of six year old me to their "daddy" to masturbate to.
when did i do this rofl
>>8857767
tips nazi officer hat uwu
>>8857768
i thikn someone said its laurne? idk
Mercury just got a second stalker :)
>>8857832
You're American so odds are good someone already started that.
>>8857831
Only newfags dont know how shitty a person kayla is
>>8857855
oh i found it, that wasnt me
>>8857856
I am unashamedly a newfag around here.
I mostly used to shitpost on /v/ and hang around with the dudes shitposting about music on /mu/.
>>8857738
never been done on transwomen before tho
its bigger news than you're giving it credit
>>8857832
>>8857839
you should go get one of those bran new vaginas
how do i get a bf
>>8857870
Why do you need a bf? what's so good about those?
>>8857862
time to trip puffbunt
>>8857864
>you should go get one of those bran new vaginas
srs is a meme, a little scar where my cock is would be hotter
>>8857881
that is your boyfriend talking
I am the cancer killing mtfg :)
>>8857881
how are you supposed to piss
>>8857880
uh sure
>>8857870
just go on r9k theirs lots of guys looking for a gf(male
>>8857887
urethral reroute
>>8857881
tfw no suporn penectomy
>>8857886
hugg cancer
i like making gifs of anime love
>>8857821
Do you take puffybutt seriously? It's like getting upset when a stand up comedian is offensive
>>8857896
i didnt even make that post
>>8857891
Cpwhat if the r9k boy is actually a poldude and when you find out he kills u
>>8857895
>he wants me to keep my penis
and he wants you to not get srs
read the wired article.
it uses a part of the abdominal membrane, its like buccal cells but better because its not salivating constantly
its the holy grail of SRS
>>8857898
Puffy look up "secure tripcode" before you get hurt!
>>8857903
>what if the r9k boy is actually a poldude
heck yea
> he kills u
heck yea
>>8857908
oh okay
>>8857886
im sorry but youll never be as perfect as puffybutt. she is the cancer and the chemo all at the same time
>>8857898
It's about the principle of it, you're puffybutt and people should respect your autistic expression
I don't know whats happening why is it all so spinny?
>>8857935
Are you dehydrated?
>>8857935
Did you do the durgs?
>>8857923
>the cancer and the chemo all at the same time
right? her posts are amazing and funny even if they are cancer
>>8857952
Puru wherefore art thou puru?
>>8857935
Did you recently hear a very loud noise, or have something go into your ear?
>>8857957
I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know.
>>8857955
Here. I think.
>>8857959
No it's all good now, more clear now.
Teacher is getting drunk before making her lesson plans
>>8857965
I tried it once but didn't work for me. Body completely unresponsive to everything it was supposed to do
>>8857963
Wherefore means why, not where
>>8857964
I'm waiting for the day you stumble in drunk and start ranting about biru or some weeb shit
>>8857963
>I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know.
yeah but like, wattles and stuff
>>8857193
>mine craft character
>>8857977
Oh, it's a variation of an alternate online name I used to use. If you meant why am I in general I have no idea.
>>8857980
Doesn't seem to affect me. My immune system is pretty on the spot about this stuff. No false alarms aka allergies and I've survived a handful of infected wounds I shoulda gone to hospital for.
>>8857964
I want to party with Elanna.
>>8858037
Zap me daddy
>>8857923
>>8857924
>>8857944
ty frends
>>8857965
nuh uhh never happen uwu
>>8858037
tfw he gives u an electric penectomy >O<
Do you think this furniture looks good with the wall colour?
>>8858049
I think it looks good, yes.
So I tried practicing my voice using the MTF Voice Training Regimen in the OP, and when I heard how my voice would sound, I almost started crying and was so happy that I couldn't bear to feel like using my male voice ever again. Is this normal?
>>8858054
yes
unless you are a "cis male"
What's your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend /mtfg/?
i went to a pol meetup and one of the alpha nazi chads bit my penis off with his huge strong jaw and then locked me in a cage to keep me as his girl(male) slave
>>8858067
Someone who is able to love me.
>>8857894
I like watching them :)
>>8858073
oh my gosh~
>>8858067
daddy
>>8858075
love sushi
>>8858067
kind, smart, and into the same stuffs
>>8858080
that just looks like regular creepy peado bait anime. the first one was good though
>>8858067
Someone nice who will put up with my many failings, and they'd probably want to be blind.
>>8858086
that gif isn't supposed to be sexual at all it's someone putting sushi in her mouth because she's sad
>>8858067
The one I got now honestly. I can't imagine a more perfect person to spend my life with.
>>8858054
Voice training is a meme for a large chunk of people who just dont have the range or resonance built into their throats anymore thanks to T. Surgery is the only option for some of us sadly. I think the general perception here regarding voice training and HRT effects is warped by the large portion of most successful trips being intersex.
The best rates laser place near me says to shave 3 to 4 days before the session, instead of the day before like most places seem to
Is that weird? Their machine is the same as other places, so I'm weary of a scam or something. Can anyone help? It's for legs btw
>>8858097
That seems weird, yes.
>>8858089
I guess, but it just made me feel so good when I used a higher voice. It made me believe I could talk in it.
i dont like friends because they laugh about me behind my back
>>8858143
I don't like anyone cause they laugh about me behind my back.
And in front of me.
>>8858129
Nah, not Falsetto. At least, I don't think so.
I tried following all the instructions in the Reddit link.
Does anyone have experience with traveling before getting your name changed? the legal process takes a while where I live and I mostly pass, so having to show my ID always goes badly
>>8858158
post your voice.
>>8858089
>Surgery is the only option for some of us sadly.
wrong, it just takes ALOT of effort. I started from a much worse place than 90% of the posters here and i'm almostttttt there. If i can do it you can do it.
>>8857886
Did I tell you to stop lick it?
I'm giving myself an ultimatum of coming out to my stepdad by the end of the month. What's the best way to come out to a parent? I already did it once but I know the same method wouldn't work with him
;~;
when daddy wants to take you driving really fast
>>8858167
Here: https://vocaroo.com/i/s02rGQQ7rdpq
It's my second try, but I'm oretty sure it's shit.
>>8858201
It does sound female but you sound like a 12 year old. Going too high can be as bad as going too low.
>>8858208
I mean, I guess, but I like it better than my 'real' voice.
>>8858201
you gotta pull it down and work on your resonance more, because it sounds like theres basically no projection in your voice
aka its pinched and monotone/quiet so trying to order a coffee like that in a cafe is going to be impossible
>>8858129
I've been at it for way longer - probably at least a year longer - than shakira and it's not even remotely feminine or believable voice despite me having to use it every day. Don't try to lie to me and say it's doable. I get constant tension headaches from the way I have to clench my neck to get larynx high enough to speak too so it's not exactly a viable long-term strategy. I'll shill for surgery gladly if I can some day afford it.
>>8858171
But you haven't done yet it and I don't think you really know all that much about how voice works and how doable or un-doable it is for every individual here. My range is not good enough nor resonance and I've tried literally every single voice tutorial on the internet. I'm not kidding, not a figure of speech, I've tried them all and they all assume I got a range that I can't reach and a resonance I can't produce.
I'm a diagnosed autist who spent my formative years on 4chan and watching anime and I never turned out trans. So what is it? Am I just made of sterner stuff than all of you?
>>8858221
do you use headvoice?
>>8858224
what?
>>8858225
Can't reach head resonance.
>>8858224
anime doesnt cause people to want to become girls
that is a 4chan meme
>>8858229
if you did your voice would improve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDXMRuRA45Q
>>8858234
Yeah but if it doesn't go that high it doesn't go that high. My falsetto is below that range so it's just not possible for me to produce.
>>8858221
Is your voice like super deep or something?
>>8858243
No it's just very flat, not a lot of range up nor down.
>>8858244
So was Shakira's IIRC. Why don't you ask her what she did to finally resonate correctly?
>>8858201
pretend to be a 10 year old girl in youtube videos, if you worked on it you oculd really do well.
>>8858166
you just gotta do it senpai, the worst they can do is pull you aside and ask you some questions but even that probably wont happen. though i guess it depends on where youre traveling to and from.
>>8858256
But resonance is something you just have to "get", you cant teach it to another person. I've been to voice tutors and they all parrot this shit.
>just speak like with the top/back of tour mouth
>speak through your nose
>make like a dainty girly voice
>make ur voice more narrow
>>8858257
What if she is transiting through Dubai? They will cut off her head.
>>8858221
i thought the same way but tbhon getting resonance for me was a really slow, progressive thing
not that my voice is good but
basically ignored pitch because my range was shit and sat at like a comfortable slightly higher pitch only for practise
it wasnt something instant like meme tutorials had but just consistently speaking like a total hon eventually strengthened the muscles there, theyre present for everyone but have no strength after T drops your voice
if youre clenching your neck muscles that tight you gotta try a different way, should be more of a natural tightening in the back of the jaw that you dont actually have to put any effort in to do, it's just streneous until you stop
i think the whole "haha just swallow then talk like that" is awful advice because it teaches you to lock up your entire jaw and neck just to keep the larynx up there
No chara tonight
No faye tonight
No elbaño tonight
>>8858266
I can move my jaw just fine when I got my larynx pulled up, I have to pull it up anyways to avoid adams apple from showing. I've been speaking in 'girlvoice' for a year and a half now and it's not even close to passing.
>>8858244
you can give it range, range isn't something you always just have
>>8858240
try talking like this, through your sinus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YadrmuebdGg
>>8858270
yeah but you said youre actively having to clench your neck muscles, thats not something that should be a concious effort i dont think
https://clyp.it/svfte4k3
ever tried this? found in some reddit discord thing and it helped me a lot, after id practised for a month or two
>>8858272
also this, looking at my first voice pitch analyzer recordings i was barely able to go a minute at 160hz but now I can pretty easily hit the very high end of female almost 100hz up
obviously thats more drastic than can always be expected and im p young but still, range can definitely be improved and pretty much "will"
>>8858264
thates where the it depends comes in anon.
Important poll
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what clothes/clothe style would your ideal bf wear
>>8858302
cute dresses
>>8858302
a letterman jacket, skinnies and fancy shoes, or alternatively a cute suit top
cuz he does already :3
>>8858278
Don't have the range to go up like that with :/
I'd be more than happy with the 'bad' voice you started with
>>8858272
Yeah I've spent years increasing my range but I can't push it past falsetto and falsetto is not something anyone should use for everyday talking.
>>8858273
Idk how exactly she does that but the closest I can do is pinching my nose lol.
>>8858285
I've been on 160-190 the whole time I've been training my voice and I've thrown everything and the kitchen sink at it.
>>8858305
Boys don't wear dresses, trust me I'm a boy
>>8858302
a hoodie that i can steal from him and wear even though it's oversized so i can smell his scent and feel like we're never apart
>>8858308
ah it wasnt my recording if you thought, I didnt have anywhere near as good a voice as that either
heres how i used it tho
https://clyp.it/lrxo2ape
>>8858314
but i am a boy and i wear dresses ironically
>>8858326
Be careful, my bro Brad did that shit ironically and now he's a chick
>>8858302
Cute dresses and yoga pants
>>8858323
Good on you for having a workable range, what can I say? Like to me it's crazy that some of you can do that and I'm genuinely happy for you.
>>8858335
idk, im just saying i sounded fuckin awful for ages too and was saying the exact same thing you were
i think if you practise right you will get your voice there, since pitch really isnt that important
>>8858334
isnt that what you wear?
My voice doesn't pass, I'm 99% sure it sounds andro now but definetly not cis. Good enough for me though.
Puru I fully sympathize with you, voice training did basically nothing for me as well. I managed to resonate by accident and that's all I can do really so I can't help you beyond saying try screaming to get your voicebox in place. Worked for me. Also forget about pitch, it's actually unimportant contrary to popular belief. I have long maintained that voice training only works for people who already have a lot of range in their voice. My voice is dead flat autistic and extremely resistant to change. Even in my new "girlvoice" I sound a bit "special education" if you know what I mean.
The whole thing is fucking retarded, not everyone can become a good singer just by training so it follows that not everyone can sound cis just by training.
If you really feel that only surgery can fix your voice, make that your goal and ignore the haters calling you "lazy" or whatever. I know you have no money but as far as surgeries go it's relatively cheap (about 5 -7k) so it's not an impossible goal.
If you want to talk with me about your voice feel free to add Shakira#9362 on discord, otherwise good luck!
>>8858340
Faye is her own perfect boyfriend.
>>8858335
if sheen can do it you have no excuse
>>8858201
I found lilypichu lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0LpfAENdOo
>>8858342
Everyone else was so busy becoming their own perfect gf, that I jumped to the next stage and became my own bf
>>8858353
bf in the streets
gf in the sheets
>>8858345
I'm sorry they're being mean to you
If anyone wants to hear how I sound hop on discord and we can have a chat. Any tips are appreciated too.
>>8858337
Then how do you do resonance? I've been at this longer than anyone I know and I can't produce the right resonance and no one can tell me how to do that.
>>8858347
Yeah I'd post a clyp if clyp didn't make my browser crash, though that would become a meme and be posted around as the worst voice probably so I don't wanna do that.
Faye do you think your gf suspects that you might be a girl?
>>8858360
She talked to me about my bra and asked me advice about getting a new sports bra after we attended an all women pole dancing class where I used girl voice in front of her
So no
>>8858361
ah okay yeah that sounds iron clad
>>8858371
No I wont lol. My voice has passed to a grand total of 0 people who don't care about my feelings and to all of the people who do. And I mean I can record it and listen to it myself and there's no way in a million years anyone would mistake this for a female voice, I know a hugbox when I'm in one.
>>8858369
>>8858358
it's hard to say exactly, i just for maybe 3-4 months sat there looking at every single youtube tutorial and what not i could find and practised what each one did
i think the two that helped the most were climbing a scale into falsetto and holding that position there while taking back close to head voice, and also humming at a comfortable more feminine resting pitch while exploring which tongue positions would move my larynx around
then id talk in those different voices and overtime it just became "stronger" and easier
https://youtu.be/3O78u-xgyoQ
this was interesting, to me it's sort of like a secondary thing, there's where you project your voice from which comes from like the pharynx trick i posted or from head voice
and then there's that where you push your vowels from
talking super nasally helped too
>>8858218
Alright, that makes sense I guess.
It is my first time practicing this, after all, so I do need to work on it a bit more.
>>8858371
W..hats wrong with a little hand holding
>>8858379
>i think the two that helped the most were climbing a scale into falsetto and holding that position there while taking back close to head voice, and also humming at a comfortable more feminine resting pitch while exploring which tongue positions would move my larynx around
>then id talk in those different voices and overtime it just became "stronger" and easier
I'd fucking love to be able to make those feminine voices you're talking about and strengthening them and making them more 'strong' and easy. That's kind of the problem I'm having, can't make those voices so all the practice does is reinforce my current god-awful nasal honking of a voice.
>29C
>winter just ended
enough of this shit, I am moving to Tasmania
>>8858355
>be me
>finish breaking personal record on lifts, owning the gym like a king, no one can mess with me
>fast forward
>hanging out with bf
>"bend over faggot"
>"y-yes sir :3"
>hyper ventilating getting fucked and feeling so happy his cock is in me
Why does he have such a kryptonite effect on me
>>8858391
It was 117 here a few weeks ago, I'm in California
The world is going to burn
>>8858381
if you just started training youre doing a hell of a lot better than i was, youre gonna be golden
that voice will strengthen over time and itll be easier to drop it back down
>>8858387
idk what to tell you then, thats the thing, i sounded like i had a bubble in my throat and was at lower pitches as well, just practising that, speaking in it, etc strengthened it over time
i could make a feminine voice, it had to be "built" i guess, and mixed
>>8858395
That's pretty AGP, Amy
>>8858395
>be a girl
>like being a bitch and a slut
Checks out
>>8858401
>holding hands with girls
>>8858400
It Makes me an excellent Gayboy tho
I don't there is a more heartwarming feel than waking up with your bf holding you tight with his arms around your chest
I love him so much it hurts
>>8858402
I'm not a girl, I'm just enlightened to the joys of male submission and sensitivity to ones partner
>>8858411
>male submission
thats just being a girl silly, penis isnt meant to go in there
>>8858397
yep :(
dis u btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf412fU1i_w
is the mannerisms link serious?
>>8858421
wasnt the title just 'what the fuck is this' in one of the previous OPs
i think its a joke
Why doesn't anyone take the obvious route of looking at an anatomy book and figuring out what to move to make the anatomy similar? Better than spending 100 posts every night bitching about how terrible you sound while refusing to post voice.
>I don't want hugbox but damn if I won't stop pityposting!
>>8858428
this tbhon
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
this is good material
>>8858398
>if you just started training youre doing a hell of a lot better than i was, youre gonna be golden
>that voice will strengthen over time and itll be easier to drop it back down
R-really? Thanks
I still think it's kind of shit but your feedback is appreciated
>>8858415
Nuh uh
It's beta male serving his alpha male
I don't care if it isn't
It felt so good losing my virginity to him and doing it more times after that
>.<
It's a special male, one dominant, one submissive, but both very close to one another
>>8858428
>how terrible you sound while refusing to post voice.
I already told yall clyp doesn't work on my laptop for whatever reason so you're going to have to talk to me in discord. Also you can't just use your fingers to push your larynx around to a female orientation, someone as bright as you should know this.
>>8858427
:thinking:
>>8858435
oh yeah
i wish i hadnt deleted my old stuff out of embarrassment but seriously i sounded bad
https://clyp.it/1ele40od
this was my voice probably 2 months or so into practising as best i could and i think yours is way better than that
so trust me if youre starting with pitch and stuff close to that youre gonna do way better than most people ever do
>>8858450
W-wow, that actually makes me feel real good. Thanks ^-^
>>8858445
There's no thinking involved, only doing.
>>8858458
If you need me in going to try to stop blushing while facing a corner
>>8858427
I don't know if I'll be able to come back here anymore for awhile
Please remember to get a good nights sleep and try not to drink so much. Nothing that's happened to you has ever been your fault and you didn't deserve any of it
>>8858467
Also, at least some of it has to be my fault.
It wouldn't happen so often if it wasn't.
>>8858484
I'm not a therapist, I don't know the right things to say. All I know is it was never your fault
>>8858484
You shouldn't have been hanging around a rapist if you didn't want to be raped you fucking idiot.
>>8858528
what
>tfw you're a nerdy non-conforming female which is comfy and makes you happy
>tfw you don't want to be a feminine bimbo woman with creepy full make-up, high heels and other dumb stuff
>tfw people say you're not "tru trans" but my #1 transition goal is just to be comfortable with myself…
I want to be forever hon, I wanna be forever hon. Do you really want to hon forever? Forever and ever?
>>8858536
stop using terms such as "hon". it won't help you if you keep using some slurs on yourself. just do what you can to make yourself happier (more comfortable and satisfied with yourself and your life)
>>8858546
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KY8C98Mpvl
This is the voice that is
yo whats up
Is hatred an alpha male trait?
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13920158
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>>8858540
Im deceitful
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T62maKYX9tU
Did tay tay just make the trans girl anthem?
>touch me and you'll never be alone
>no one has to know
>are you ready (for my gt)
>>8858536
Nice repression haircut. I rocked the same style
>>8858560
What do you mean? I don't know what "deceitful" may in this context, but you surely have inner problems with yourself (self hatred, dysphoria).
>>8858567
may mean*
>>8858536
tfw more hon than a french baguette
>>8858552
say sup to me back......
:)
>>8858572
that dead feel
>>8858559
Wow thanks this is so sweet.
>>8858575
Last Strawberry good, thanks for suggesting it
>>8858576
oh yeah
dead disgusting corpse for life
world is a fuck
take your meds and pray for sweet death
>>8858577
Just let it grow. You can't have your hair short and complain about being a hon
>>8858579
I think we are going to end up buddies desu
>>8858536
repression is a harmful meme
>>8858581
Glad you like, it's a favourite of mine although it's really pushing the limits of what can be called a beer with a straight face.
>>8858577
You're not. You're just yourself and there's no point in judging yourself like that. You're unique, as everyone on this planet, and it makes you beautiful. If you find your BODY disgusting, then you can take some steps to change it.
I have a question, how do you take these tiddie skittles ? Can I for example crush the pills and put em in a drink or whatever ?
Hypothetically speaking, If I wanted to do that could I ?
>>8858590
I didn't really get to finish it but it felt more like a cider or something
>>8858595
Throw them in the trash and be a man
>>8858588
well, i guess trans men must interpret the comic in a totally different way
>>8858595
Who do you want to secretly feminize?
If someone drank something with crushed tiddie skittles in it do you think they would notice hahahaha?
>>8858598
Wow this photo is confusing and creepy as hell. I thought your arm and torso were your legs and that you have no genitals and you're holding your hand in the empty gap between your legs. Then I realised something is wrong with the proportions and I started wondering whether you don't have some deformities? It took me a while to realise it was just your arm and your torso.
Elanna.
Whats your favorite era of mtfg?
if i crushed up estrogen and put it in strawberry anime beer do yuo think some1 would notice
>>8858602
mtf flatmates, not even once
>>8858609
I'd notice after awhile I'd imagine
Asking again: Does this voice (https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KY8C98Mpvl) sound feminine?
>in the next 3 days need to prepare and make an hour long presentation, attend one seminar, teach a class, read and thoroughly understand a paper for a discussion class, train new grad students and somehow find time for research and writing a grant application
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's second week what the fuckkk
>>8858618
kinda, but it sounds pretty weird hon(estly)
>>8858619
That's probably how they filter out people
>>8858621
That makes sense I guess; it is my second practice thing.
>>8858619
you can do it Elanna
I believe in you
>>8858623
The only time there's an expectation of filtering is in undergrad desu, the grad students are just expected to bite the pillow
>>8858630
I'm gonna ganbatte ;~;
Henlo. I'm tired Q_Q
>>8858636
You can do it Lannü
I believe in you
Also you'll never believe what happened today, so the I was watching Narcos...
i like being alone but i dont want to be lonely
>>8858642
You accidentally shaved more didn't you
>>8858647
I want my lawyer
>>8858647
I wonder if coworker-chan has also been accidentally taking those pills of yours to hide them from his parents
>>8858639
Henlo buddi I'm being bullied as usual ;-;
>>8858636
Wew then, if it stays like that I couldn't do it. Good look.
>>8858650
They went through my shit again and almost found them
>>8858652
:( *creates anti-bullying shield around you*
>>8858606
Inreally don't have genitals
>tfw no non passing gf to cuddle with every night and we kiss each other and never leave each others arms
>>8858667
Aww ;_;
>>8857313
I found a lovely hairband on the floor in a van. It makes me feel somewhat feminine.
>>8858655
hide them inside your mattress
prison style
>>8858662
I wish it was possible to just remove genitals. My penis makes me dysphoric, but a surgical vagina that needs constant dilation would also make me dysphoric, if not more.
>>8858664
Sup senpai?
>>8858667
tfw no bf(male and female)
>>8858656
uwu~
Ty :)
(Should make shield big enough for two cause we both have bullies here)
>>8858676
With my luck they'll find them there
>>8858684
why do you let your parents go through your shit anyways?
>>8858680
you didnt see the wired article?
https://www.wired.com/story/a-patient-gets-the-new-transgender-surgery-she-helped-invent/amp
its not a stem cell vagina but literally the next best thing
Emma !!Hu+PeHb13O8 is a heinous poster who has done the following. (that has been publically posted about, there could be more of this type of behavior in private)
>made a girl commit suicide (admitted by Emma, search for "suicide" and her tripcode on the archive)
>let a girl get raped and then wouldn't let her stay a day later so she could get home (admitted and confirmed 4 threads ago)
>broke multiple people mentally and tried to make them reliant on her (this is what doms do)
>made multiple girls cut her name into themselves (search the archive for "cut" and "emma" in the text box and filename)
>raped a girl (no proof for this yet but many anons have spoken about it, defending rapists and shaming those who have been raped is terrible)
NEW INFORMATION:
>pressured a girl to strip naked on Discord under the threat of being banned and humiliated (PIC RELATED)
>catfishes people into relationships and then threatens them with suicide if they don't do anything she wants (search for "Emma suicide" on the archive for proof)
>had a mental breakdown and made tons of posts full of fake apologies so she wouldn't be called out for making people commit suicide http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/8689734/#8690686
>said she would never come back and would be nice to everyone (in link above)
>came back in under a month and went back to her old habits (search for her on the archive)
If you have any stories to share of this vicious "person" please share them and do your part to get her to leave for good.
>>8834707
i got it and updated it to be more accurate on her heinous acts, anything i'm missing?
where is emma
>>8858688
>Implying I have a choice when they barge in and start yelling
They said they might take my door away too so W E W
>>8858694
but how are you supposed to masturbate in girls clothes!
>>8858704
That's pretty weird bud
>>8858706
I bet you'd look cute in girls clothes desu.
>>8858704
You dont need a door to do that
>>8858684
If you have many CD cases, then you can put some of your hormones inside one. That's what I do. I keep the rest in some redundant boxes that are lying around in my drawer or somewhere else, but they're not as easily accessible so once a week i put some of the pills from the boxes to the CD case.
>>8858714
If you have friends nearby, you can give some of the pills to them and only keep a limited amount of them in your house. You can visit the friend once a week for example.
>>8858714
Or you can take them all and become true girl
>>8858725
Come out to them :3
Sleepy hello
>>8858726
But I'm not a trannu friend
>>8858734
>repressing this hard
>>8858735
You just didnt believe hard enough
Hrt is magic
>>8858734
Ditch all the "friends" that don't accept you. They're not *your* friends, but friends of the fake boy persona that you use to blend in
Losing your best and only friend due to your own stupidity hurts like hell.
>>8858735
I-it doesn't work?
Fug down the toilet they go...
>>8858746
If they accept you, then why can't you ask them to store your HRT?
>>8858746
Dont come crying to us when you want to start hrt 10 years from now
>>8858749
Because that would be a weird conversation
I'm cold and alone.
>>8858752
Yeah, I can understand. But maybe you can explain them the situation (through text maybe if you don't feel comfortable saying it)
>>8858753
It just means you want hugs, right?
>>8858753
same
>>8858753
Iktf anon..
*hugg*
>>8858741
Not when you take 3 boxes worth at once. You gotta have a steady dose silly
>>8858752
stash them in your mattress
>>8858753
Same but on a train
>>8858757
Cuddles would be good too.
>>8858761
3 boxes a day keeps the male symptoms away
>>8858765
*hugs anon tightly and pats her back*
>>8858761
I take a steady dose, I just hope QHI gets Estrofem back in stock before I run out :/
>>8858753
Hey, I bought my friend Valhalla for his birthday. He loved it
I want to make it right and just get her back ):
>>8858552
hey hi hello what up
i dont even sexually fetish transgirls but i know that all of them are soft cuddle bugs that love sweet men and cis girls dont like that soft stuff...i just want to say sweet nice thinga all night in someones ear ._.
>>8858792
Cis girls like that stuff too
Trannies are just more desperate
>>8858762
I'll stash them in my dog. He'll be even cuddlier
Tfw when showered
>>8858800
save yourself a lot of future embarrassment and never post again
>>8858807
I started posting here 6 yrs ago.
>>8858814
Are you on hrt?
>>8858814
but /lgbt/ only got created in 2013
>>8858814
But the board is only 4 years old :<
>>8858822
>she wasn't here for the private beta
save yourself future embarrassment and never post again
i wasnt born when lgbt was created
early transitioner tbhon ;)
>>8858831
>I meant the trap threads.
If we're kicking it old school then
>shiggy
>>8858828
Y u have to be mad, its only a gaem
>another ugly fat white boy posting face whos not even on hrt
fetishist general
>>8858754
I'll consider it. Easiest thing is just give it back to Elanna
>>8858835
Lost my old folder by accident.
>>8858837
sorry thats me irl but with hrt
>>8858842
why do you go on the internet and lie
>>8858842
No they arent faggot
>>8858839
Can you make the Elanna person store it?
> tfw so dizzy I barely managed to shower.
> tfw I'm sure gravity has doubled
>>8858858
I mean it's hers so I'd just be giving it back to her
there's this thing called a trip
it might be useful
>>8858841
Why is his penis pink, while his body is white? Idk if it's intended, but well, penises tend to differ in colour from your body, right?
>>8858869
no im anonymous
>>8858863
If she borrowed it to you, you can still ask her to store it.
>>8858839
but then how are you going to be agirl?
>>8858875
You do.
>>8858875
>I don't wanna be a girl
how much did you accidentally shave this time?
>>8858862
are you taking meds that make you feel weird too?
>>8858870
Would any other hair-colour suit me?
>>8858882
I took opis yesterday
>>8858889
Get turquoise ombre.
>>8858889
>Experts worried might still be nazi.
>I always knew he was still a nazi - an expert
kek
>>8858897
Kek ok
>>8858902
tfw wake up
tfw gf will be asleep for another hour or more
>>8858894
why did you take opis?
>>8858889
>>8858902
>>8858905
>Be Hitler Youth and Nazi
>Tanks over-engineered delicate drivelines mobility kill them in droves
>You are horribly wounded but live long enough to see Bolshies spitroast your family
>You aren't done yet and spend decades working for Stasi to please your new Red masters
>Wall comes down, Turks invade and impregnate your daughter and grand daughters
>yfw in a rest home watching Hamburg riots.
>>8858911
A lot of downs and downs right now.
Also im trying to understand how they make you feel because Sophie likes to take them so much.
>>8858912
>>8858912
>being American
>2017
>/pol/posters still think they're people
when will the delusion end
>>8858914
Sophie isn't what I'd call a "key player" in the feel good game, if you follow.
>>8857767
Elanna and the puffster are pretty cool people though. /mtfg/ isn't really /mtfg/ without elanna anyway, she's a staple (like corn)
>>8858921
Just trying to understand her fascination.
But now I'm so sick but I have to get through this I'm invited to my grandma and she makes my favorite food. Nothing can keep me from eating zwetschgenknödel reeee
>>8858914
maybe you should try something less addictive with softer comedowns
Quick question; what is boymode? And if I try transitioning how do I do it?
>>8858925
Okay, well feel better. And as what is almost certainly a kind of pork sausage reaching roughly a foot in length, "zwetschgenknödel" will be only slightly more unhealthy than an opioid addiction.
>>8858880
For the record it would be fair to say a substantial amount. Probably gonna shave my hair off next though :^)
>>8858928
boymode is present as male, girlmode is present as female
boymode shouldn't really require any extra effort unless you want to conceal breast growth or tie back your hair
>>8858928
presenting as a boy
wearing male clothing and using your guy voice, etc, while being trans
>>8858934
Alright. I kind of do want to do those, but I understand.
>>8858933
dont do that :<
if you are feeling dysphoric for real and want to be a girl for real without memeing you should talk to a gender therapist
LOOK AT ME
Also, if I want to transition without telling a therapist, I'll have to order online off of Inhouse Pharmacist, right?
>>8858944
I'm not and I don't. I got yelled at and got drunk and when I felt and saw my hair it made me angry. I used to have a buzz cut anyway
>>8858950
This is actually me
>>8858947
post a picture from back when you were a trap
there is something there in your face that says you could make it
cypro or spiro + fina and your choice of estrofem or progynova and you might make it
Oh oh ohh I want a milkywaaay
>>8858952
u got angery at your bodyhair?
>>8858958
why are you posting in a way that makes you look bad then? (spamming pics)
>>8858969
Sometimes
>>8858966
Theyre on my old phone, it got stolen by a fuckman
>>8858972
I want to look bad because I have internalized self-hatred.
>>8858966
Don't take progynova that's shit. Use estrofem
>>8858925
it's cute that you're going down the opi-hole to try and empathise with her a bit more, but be careful you don't get dependent on them
>>8858981
your shit
progynova is fine if thats all you can get
>>8858987
estrofem is expensive af
>>8858980
Also Im chris-chan just that Im not retarded. Its art actually, how much banter is a human being that doesnt understand irony and sarcasm able to handle before it breaks apart.
>>8858989
yeah idk why its so expensive
i wanted to start it in my next order of hrt but just looked at the prices and blehh like 4 times as expensive
i hate trannies
>>8858976
this is what happens to "femboys" when they decide hrt isnt for them
femboy death is real, they start looking like men and finally get dysphoria
Can't find my pills if I hide them in my stomach
>>8859001
exactly co-worker chan
So if I decide to transition, how long will it take for my family to notice if I start by wearing a ton of clothes that are baggy and such?
>>8858989
Yeah and I need to up my dose now.
Self medding sucks...
>>8859002
But I think my dogs stomach is better. He's so soft and cuddly, it would make his fur amazing
>>8859004
Can't you get a prescription for it from your GP in NZ?
>>8858998
Mfw
>>8859011
you remind me of kiwi before she got on hrt and now she is a qt
>>8859014
Post pic
>>8858967
Is this a genuine plea for a Milky Way or a stupid meme? I have fond childhood memories of that chocolate bar so no memes plz
>>8858947
You look like you'd pass with HRT, but it's hard to tell exactly if you have fuckin facial hair >.<
SHAVE
H
A
V
E
>>8859016
this is old but her at like 8 months hrt
>>8859023
Oh fuck it's kiwi. How's she doing nowadays?
>>8859023
this is a pre-HRT pic of kiwi, right? must be early into HRT at the latest, since she's still a chubster
i have to order more hormones but its gonna cost a lot of money and i dont have any money and my parents would have to pay and i know they dont want to waste money especially when its 120 dollars so i dont know why im bothering anymore
>>8859009
Lol I got denied therapy, which I need to get to see an endo, and they'd give me a script.
TLDR: Fuck my cities medical system.
being alive is just really stupid when youre worthless
>>8859033
W-why did you get denied therapy? Did they think you weren't crazy enough?
>>8859023
:3
I miss posters having personalities instead of just saying "where r discord" and spouting the same three memes, day in day out.
>>8859041
Why didn't you start at 12?!?!?!?!?
And just like I told you before, your trans feelings have nothing to do with you having schizophrenia.
SHAVE
START HRT
GROW YOUR HAIR
DO THIS
You want to be happy, don't you?!?!?!?
>>8859040
I go to my GP, tell him I am tran, and ask for HRT, and he says that I have to have therapy and then I can see an endo.
So he refers me to a therapist, first time he does it they don't respond, and second time they say that they won't see me.
So I'm stuck self medding.
I can't afford a private therapist, so my only option is to keep getting my GP to refer me to them until they accept me.
And idk if that will happen
Fuck everything desu.
>>8859049
I knew I had trans feelings since I was a child and whenI I was 12 I found stuff like wikipedia and 4chan. I even told my mother that my name was kathrin and Im a girl, when she thought I was only playing girl I actually told her Im a girl, butich she didnt believe me, so no mones.
>>8859053
Reminds me of when I tried to get an endo appointment. Just selfmed and keep trying.
I wasted 4 months because my appointments kept getting cancelled in the last minute and shit.
>>8859053
Damn, what a shitty situation. Do they get the feeling they just aren't taking you seriously or they're just stretched or something?
At least you've started self-medding though, so you aren't losing any time, just money.
>>8859064
Your mum is transphobic and abusive.
SHAVE
START HRT
GROW YOUR HAIR
LOSE YOUR WEIGHT
>linka right now
why am i alone even on the internet connected to people most similar to me
>>8859071
Everyone around me is abusive. And my moms dead, she died from a stroke when I was 13.
>>8859076
What do you mean as "alone"? Do you lack the ability to talk with someone freely? Talk about your interests or feelings? You feel like you don't express yourself appropriately and people don't know the real *you*? Or you lack physical contact, hugs or roleplay internet affection?
>2 months today until first endo apt
>cypro hasnt nuked my T in 2 weeks even upped to 50mg
>dont have enough to last me so going to have to wait and splurge out on estrofem in hopes both of them nuke my T together before november
>my endo is notorious for prescribing awful, small dosages that dont do anything
haha w-we're all gonna make it right?
Reposting very important survey.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13920158
http://www.strawpoll.me/13920158
http://www.strawpoll.me/13920158
>>8859081
>>8859073
I'm sorry, it's sad and scary to you for sure. *hugs* But… you know, you should do the things I mentioned. You have to get stronger and, of course in your own pace, pursue what you need to feel safer. Do the things I mentioned, please. NOW >.<
You have plenty of options and opportunities still.
>>8859084
alone in the sense that i still don't fit in
>>8859098
Well, don't try hard to "fit" in but just be yourself, even if you feel like you're different; it's okay to be so. You don't have to fit in if your friends accept you as who you are, with all your quirks.
>>8859086
There's always a way to purge T from your body, don't give up the good fight.
>>8859086
They're a dumb transphobic gatekeeper; change your endo.
>>8859029
If hrt worked, there would be no hons
i can't fix a thing
>>8859134
but if HRT didn't work, there'd be no passers
>>8859092
Wow anon I feel loved <3
Ima celebrate by downing 3 bottles of champagne :P
>>8859141
hiroyuki is so cute irl :3
>>8859145
>>8859141
1 out 50 pass so it really doesn't count
>>8859142
you're not allowed to drunk though
>>8859162
But I'm being bullied.
And it's been a while.
So if I go on HRT without telling my parents, will they eventually notice? Will my facial features change?
>>8859163
>And it's been a while.
it's been like 4 days, you alcoholic, that's not "a while"
the bullies hit you, you hit the bottle - the circle of life, i suppose
>>8859171
idk honestly they might notice something but most people do not jump to the conclusion that you're taking female hormones, they'll probably just think you're taking better care of your skin or trying to be more feminine
only concern is breast growth, that's a tough one
>>8859176
Alright, that sounds fair I guess.
>>8859175
Surely it's been longer than that?
>>8859180
i haven't been keeping check, you'll have to ask the coworker-chan
might want to spare your liver a couple of thoughts if you plan to up your dose and are still getting lashed on the reg though - that's a bit of a double whammy there
>>8859171
Main things are
*Better, softer, smoother skin
*More emotional, crying easier
*Breast growth, but this can take a while for some
General fat redistribution which includes facial features can also take a long while, so I wouldn't worry about that.
Be careful with alcohol when taking AAs
and lastly, have fun becoming an anime.
>>8859153
heck thats cute
does it have context?
>>8859197
basically Hiro posted in a thread he didnt mean to
>>8859201
goodnight mtfg~
>>8859212
sleep snug, smug
>>8859190
Those honestly sound good. I don't like my skin, and I really want breasts - I feel like I have phantom breasts, but I can't have them.
tfw no dragon maid gf
Hey I was forced to get ffs and srs and free hrt as part of a protection program. What do?
i am so tired
>>8859269
tfw just no gf
>>8859271
have sex with cute boys
>>8859271
Get real drunk.
>>8859271
Who are you hiding from?
>>8859276
>>8859276
same
how to become less tired?
>>8859283
Cute boys selling alcohol illegally
>>8859283
Dysphoria
>>8859276
Hihi!
I'm always tired lol, but can never sleep :/
>>8859292
oh you can run but you can't hide
>>8859295
same
>>8859324
>I'm no fag
but you are for all intents and purposes a woman sooo it would be really really gay if you were to have sex with girls
>>8859302
Sheen somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
>>8859328
You'veconvinced me. I like cock now
hurt inside
feel sad trigger
want moon
>>8859339
no the
moon
want moon
make safe me
>>8859330
I dont unless you were just doing that to meme
I would never get a boyfriend because I am a hon
>>8859353
sheen
like sheen
comfort
our friend
>>8859343
But what is moon?
>>8859362
he
csse
chesse
>>8859362
Am very confuse.
>>8859370
moon is him
>>8859373
moons is cheese
>>8859370
she's pretending to be all cryptic and unique to get attention
>>8859376
no
dirk chloe murdoch sinclaire AND MOON
>>8859373
I'm gay
>>8859387
I'm an ugly gay pinecone.
>>8859388
You are probably not ugly. Tho i wouldn't know since i've only seen pics of you being emo n stuff. *hugs you anyway*
>>8859388
flower
>>8859387
go away
Ah, there he is
Ban le moon
What a tool
How do I stop excel from turning an (R) into a ®. Preferably without having to change settings.
nigger this is a board for transgendered idiots what
why cant i have any worth
>>8859412
Every time you enter captcha youre contributing to the future of mankind
need hugs
>>8859416
lauren u're my bunny friend forever
>>8859413
under the heel of an ever present AI god?
>>8859416
Should have thought about that before you slighted me by referring to god as a she
Post your most cursed image
snuggle bugg
>>8859429
That's pretty cursed
gn
>>8859433
sleep tight, sheen
no crying tonight, ok
>>8859433
nini
>>8859429
Gregor?
>>8859442
why are you always posting about the metamorphosis lol
>>8859429
>>8859455
strong
>>8859448
it's a pretty good read! and like relevant to being trans
>tfw you hit the voice
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF1HFXnpGV