Elanna the Teacher edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Mannerisms https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>8848076
daily reminder that i'm in love with best girl
I got really sick right before my flight started boarding and I missed it. There goes $200 of money I don't have. Hi mtfg
elanna thread
>>8850803
you are in love with sheen?
>>8850806
No, if you make it an elanna thread it will turn gay
>>8850811
what did she mean by this
whenever i look at myself i feel the need to cry because im a freak
is this ok?
>>8850818
gloomy likes bunnies did u know that
>>8850814
Homosexuality is contagious
>>8850819
yes
bunnies are cute
she likes a bunny because she is a bunny
>>8850811
didnt we decide yesterday that as long as the balls do not touch it wasnt gay?
>>8850796
Soon! Hope u like squishy hamburgers.
>>8850823
I cant eat hamburgers in public, theyd ruin my makeup ;-;
but we ll go somewhere where theres hamburgers, and stuff thats easier to eat for me :3
>>8850822
Idk I've been having some very gay cuddles lately with no balls involved.
Depression fucking sucks and why are drugs cheaper than therapy, who came up with this shit?
>>8850828
therapy doesn't really help all that much in my experience
>>8850826
O- okay we'll improvise.
>>8850832
>eating a hamburger with a knife and fork
Im too clumsy for that and I am scared of being laughed at
>>8850837
you wouldnt get laughed at
ppl would see a young girl trying to avoid getting her makeup messed up
>>8850832
What about the part where girls say that they love each other is that not at least a little gay?
>>8850840
>young
I wish anon
also I am so clumsy, a ""girl"" that moves like a neckbeard isnt very attractive
>>8850836
yush!
>>8850827
>>8850841
OH
OH
OH
WEW
GAY
>>8850840
i would laugh at her, and perhaps point to draw attention to her too
>>8850846
why must you be so rude ;-;
>>8850845
Yeah
Kinda
A lil
Maybe
>>8850848
https://youtu.be/PIh2xe4jnpk
>>8850835
Well shit. What can I do then? I'll die before I can afford surgeries if I keep doing drugs.
>>8850856
i mean idk. if you're able to solve problems on your own and just need someone to talk to, then sure i guess.
it's helped me a little bit, i guess, but i haven't really made any progress because i still require someone IRL to depend on.
>>8850853
>you are under 30
ya but barren "girls" stop being worth anything at 30, no?
>>8850862
I dont have a character that could be built
>>8850863
>ya but barren "girls" stop being worth anything at 30, no?
NO
where do you hear this shit jfc
i am sad because i am not a girl and i want drugs to make me feel better but i don't know where to get those because i have no friends
what do
>>8850865
whats the point of existing if you can neither have children, nor be cute enough to be at least still fuckable. hasnt that ship sailed by the time I am 30?
>>8850863
>ya but barren "girls" stop being worth anything
[spoiler]I think this only applies to people that don't let themselves grow to be more than a sex object[/spoiler]
>>8850868
>tfw wont get to fucc 'til after 30's
???? what is the purpose of going on
>>8850871
but that means it applies at least to me, right?
>>8850874
Pretty sure you have more value beyond that. You've got your smarts if nothing else.
>>8850868
All the other reasons for living that aren't sex/procreation. and it's not like your face turns into a bin bag full of sick the day of your 30th b-day.
>>8850868
you are cute and fuckable tho and you arent 30 for a while
you and your husband are going to adopt white babies anyway until you can get a science baby
>>8850882
you know, when someone told me they feared you were dead I was genuinely hoping they were right. I am pretty pissed that youve come back and that Ive to read your braindead posts again.
>>8850890
maybe, wed have to emigrate for that tho, the mentally ill cant adopt here
>>8850880
I hope youre right ;-;
>>8850888
we will see about that. Ill tell you about my face in 2,5 years
>>8850893
don't reply to my posts please
>>8850893
>we will see about that. Ill tell you about my face in 2,5 years
WOW, I might not even BE HERE in two and a half years, y'know, I'm not some 4chan obsessed loser with nothing else going on in life.
very rude of you to assume these things
>>8850893
I mean everything you've said basically applies to women who do nothing with themselves in their youth but use their good looks to gain things.
Yeah, they can still have children after 30, but nobody sensible really wants a trophy wife.
>>8850882
where do i get it pls
im a clueless slav and alcohol isn't doing it anymore
>>8850896
Ill stop if you never post here again
>>8850898
o-oh sorry anon, I didnt mean to be rude ;-;
>>8850899
tebeha I just really really really wanna bear children one day
>>8850901
/r/1P_LSD
goodnight
>>8850807
>obese
>dumb
>turn 34 in 81 days
>virgin
>hon
literally nothing about me is good
>>8850901
are you from one of the cute slavic countries?
>>8850905
you have a really good personality desu
that makes you better than like 80% of posters here
>>8850902
Tbh, sounds a bit overrated from what I've seen. You pop out expensive meat bags that whine and bitch and damage your career prospects for up to 25 years.
I'll let the breeders take the fall, I'm gonna enjoy my life instead.
>>8850908
is my personality good
>>8850911
in general yeah
your politics annoy me though t b h
>>8850902
>o-oh sorry anon, I didnt mean to be rude ;-;
dw, you weren't to know what a big shot I am
>>8850908
Personality means nothing if you're ugly
>>8850916
>maybe
Yo I live in south east Europe. Where u from?
>>8850913
*white genocides u*
>>8850919
i think that probably depends on how ugly
Oh god don't leave me alone with pandora aaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's eating my eyes aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>8850926
What the heck????????
>>8850882
>they're a bunch of hicks who think women are nothing but breeders
B-but they are ...
Honestly what are women good for except that ? Driving wages down for all of us ? Voting left for a daddy gibs me date government ?
>>8850920
Eesti
>>8850926
at least nicole isnt around
>>8850926
I'm here.
>>8850931
Oh that's in the Baltic states. I'm waaaaay south lol.
>>8850931
estonia isn't a slav country but it's still pretty cute
are you an ethnic russian?
>>8850926
I am back, sorry, I was doing the dishes. Ill protect you from their spergouts
>>8850910
ya I understand the downsides, but it would make me v happy to be able to care for one of these cute meatbags.
>>8850916
:3c
np
just lurk around a bit and you'll get the gist of things
i recommend lysergi. haven't tried them personally, but the alternatives are all sketchier
>>8850925
this ugly
>>8850938
men are good at building civilisations and maintaning them.
It's not cause you want to become a """female""" that you should not understand the reality and the superiority between the two genders mate.
i think i need to get a po box for hrt but it's all so expensive and almost costs as much as the hrt itself :(
How to get money fast without knowing people? Doesn't have to be legal.
>>8850952
>the majority of 4chan's population is male
>>8850957
prostitution is legal in australia
>>8850961
it's also disgusting
>>8850952
>men are good at building civilisations and maintaning them.
lol
>>8850962
so is your face but you dont see me complaining
>>8850961
That would maybe be possible after the surgeries but not before. I can't have sex with the current setup and I'm apparently repulsive in my current state.
>>8850965
more attractive than yours bro
>>8850966
You're probably perfect for chasers tbhon
>>8850944
>tfw Sophie is a breeder and a roastie
>>8850957
cam for chasers online, as long as you have the strong stomach needed for people making comments about your body
i don't know why you're in such a major hurry to get FFS like RIGHT NOW though - you look pretty cute without it, and i thought it was your voice that was getting you clocked at times anyway
>>8850973
tbhon hi tbhon
>>8850966
if youre talented and have a lot of time, you could try online poker. I made like 200€ from that without problems a few years back. it requires a bunch of time tho, and it will take a long time before you make as much on average to even reach minwage.
it can be fun if you like it though, and you wouldnt
>>8850977
Ill be anything you want me to be ;)
oh also, unrelated, once youve collected experience in the teaching business, would you mind telling me about it? Ive decided Id like to PHD if I get the chance, and maybe even do the whole teaching thing if they offer me a position and payment and stuff.
but Id like what Id be getting in to beforehand, and I dont know anyone here ;-;
>>8850982
I'm already working minwage though I don't get a lot of hours. How much initial investment does that take?
>>8850982
I'll absolutely keep you posted on it. My experience may be a bit different from yours given I'll be running a lab section in chemistry, but the marking and dealing with student complaints and the like should be similar.
I'm sure it will be kind of fun, I've actually been looking forward to it. I really like teaching and training people.
>>8850977
>>8850982
STOP IT TRANSBIANS
>elanna and sophie
>puru selling her soul for drugs and ffs
wow, this is a really bad thread.
Tfw will always have an ugly man face and ugly man shoulders :(
>>8851000
I would never transbian
>>8851008
Go away samwise
Stupid fat hobbit
>>8851008
Ffs and srs, I can drop the drugs for those anytime
>>8851012
please stop replying to my posts thanks
weren't you supposed to have filtered me or something
could I be cute if I was rich??
>>8850988
>Implying you couldn't get chasers to pay for a night with you
Chasers are really desperate you don't have to actually pass lol
>>8850988
don't go to australian prison puru, they use people like you as currency in there
it's probably not worth farming bitcoins in this day and age, but you could try trading memecoins or join a betting syndicate or something
>>8851010
tbqhon thats a good feels
>>8851018
true chasers are super low hanging fruit
tfw all i needed was shaved legs and stockings
>even while i was muscletwink mode
>>8850997
I started playing on pokerstars in like 2009. and just played freerolls until I once won 11$. from then on I played .25cent tournaments, and once I was good enough to make a steady profit on low tours, I increased the number of tournaments I played at the same time. at my peak I played like 15 tables at the same time.
I stopped when I started going to uni.
i had played a bit a few months back, but I kept playing drunk which isnt exactly an ideal way to play poker. I made +/- 0 then for a while and then stopped. if I was sober, Id probably be able to turn a profit within a week of playing.
its just important that you learn a lot of theory and play abc poker on low stakes.
back in the day I played together with a friend, who kept playing after I stopped. he financed his life with playing poker for a while, regularly cashing 3 figures, but his favourite tournaments ran on weekends, he stopped because he wanted to be able to go drinking with his friends.
>>8851008
>opinions of an actual autists.
also its funny how you think you can talk about us behind our backs and then request us to not react to it. How much of a coward are you?
>>8851016
What's.. filtering...PRECIOUS?
It's nasties and autistics!! Like stupid fat hobbitses
>>8851016
Why do you still come here, Burch? Everybody hates you, but even putting that aside, all you do is namedrop people who aren't even talking to you, then sperge out when they reply to you.
>>8851026
Tfw I had a chaser pay for my first few months of hrt because I took pictures of my shaved feet for him
Worst people desu
>>8851029
What site should I try? I could probably do this on my spare time I know a fair bit of theory already. I just need to find a way to be sober for that long.
>>8851039
personally Id use pokerstars. Ive never played on any other platform.
I could stake you some money there if you want. Ive like 17$ still in that account and I am currently not playing so you wouldnt have to risk any of your actual money if your learning curve is good enough
>>8851025
>Give chasers then
puru, you have a girlfriend
>>8851036
yeah i dated a chaser for a while
he was a nice guy but blugh
he paid for my hrt a few months after we stopped dating though.
does anyone here use a safety razor
i just ordered one because i kept getting razor burn and ingrown hairs with cartridge razors but im kind of nervous ill cut my face off
>>8851052
i use one
not gonna lie, i do cut myself on occasion because i'm a clumsy fuck, but i've yet to do anything more serious than give myself a little nick after shaving with one for years
>>8851052
I exclusively use an electric device, because Ive tried literally everything with normal razors and stuff, Id always get bad razorburn. If you use an electric one you can probably circumvent razorburn, its especially good if you have blonde facial hair because then even if the shave isnt super close you wont have beard shadow
>tfw sophie and elanna scared all the good posters away
the end... of mtfg....
>>8851060
i have pretty pale skin and dark facial hair so i don't think that'd work for me
>>8851072
that certainly explains why youre still here at least.
>>8851060
THISTHISTHISTHIS
.
....and not exfoliating with a blade daily is nice, too
>>8851079
Sophie let's be the worst posters together
Anyone know ways of getting loans for FFS? Cause at this rate I'll never be able to make enough.
>stop drinking for a few weeks becauae it's starting to become a problem
>boss calls me a freak at work
>back to drinking half a bottle of vodka every night
Send help mtfg
>>8851052
I use one for my face and it just takes practice, you'll cut yourself a lot until you get used to it. It's much better than using a cartridge razor though
>>8851072
but sheen and pineapple are some of the only good posters.
if anything they saved from the terrible trips up untill a secomd ago
>>8851077
oh mhh... if you want you could try plucking it, but you have to be really careful about it. if your hair is too thicc it will make you break out.
>>8851087
yes please.
youre definitely my favourite worst poster!!
>>8850998
ya that would be SUPER nice and helpful
I still havent figured out my voice thing, but I talked to zhe about it a while ago and she said I should be able to fix mine. I am gonna try once Ive the money for a new headset and can record myself again. if I can get my voice fixed I might actually be able to teach
>>8851095
didnt angie do something like that iirc ?
>>8851099
i'm pretty sure sheen stopped posting an hour ago
how to stop throwing up
>>8851101
Betcha you'd have the money for one if you cashed your poker chips
>>8851103
so? id rather have less posters then having people like clair shakira val faye
seriously how do you actively post on 4chan while still deluding yourself into having a high opinion of men
>be walking down the street
>car drives by
>guy inside smirks at me and the driver honks at me
why do men do this?
>>8851110
Idk, I dont think like 15€ would be enough.
I want the same one I had before, would be like 70€. Ill buy it next month
>>8851124
I think its funny
>>8851122
but men are the best, if anything 4chan made me aprecaite men more
>>8851101
I thought of you instantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4CCYEzlYwA
>>8851121
These two are really getting annoying with their little skit. And if you try to talk about something else all you get is muh feeling and muh I am hurt.
>>8851122
Why? I have the highest opinion of men... which extends to all of the posters here.
>>8851122
You really harm my image of men desu
>>8851126
>>8851127
I think it's both funny and sad at the same time.
>>8851136
>>8851136
this is your life now, i'm afraid
people say that men are emotionally insensitive, but that's really not true
they're just extremely pathetic and express their emotional weakness as autistic rage
>>8851145
The author of that is such a hon.
>>8851130
thats a great video
>And if you try to talk about something else
my issue is that you try to present solutions here, where I cant even talk about half the shit that troubles me. Also, I havent ACTUALLY been hurt by the stuff you post here, I am just memeing.
I barely ever show weakness on 4chan, I am not stupid senpai.
>>8851152
wait, arent you talking about yourself?
>>8851152
>they're just extremely pathetic and express their emotional weakness as autistic rage
i hate to pull a "no u" on you, but c'mon now
>>8851152
Can you show us on the doll where you want to be touched by the bad men?
nim
>>8851152
T. Self hating man
>>8851157
i've always thought she was super cute
i'd probably allow her to have sex with me
>>8851157
>She's a hon
????
>>8851157
which one is her?
>>8851177
I guess if you're into tall, awkward and gangly asian trannies.
>>8851180
I was just funposting.
>>8851185
Guess.
>>8851161
It's just how I am wired man. I solve problems. Or shitpost. You have to tell which. It's a thin line both at work and in personal life. We can't be all talking about muh feelings.
>>8851189
>I guess if you're into tall, awkward and gangly asian trannies.
amongst other things
>>8851189
>he needs to wear flats to stand next to a real woman
>>8851209
thats okay of course.
I dont think ive ever given you shit for your style. I always appreciate your input, even if I think you see some things from a very normie like perspective. But I am the crazy one here, so I shouldnt complain about that
back in the seventies I used to sacrifice mexicans to the messenger god Hermes
I wanted some sweet wings but never got any
>>8851214
Best of luck anon-kun.
>>8851220
Somethings are best not mentioned.
>>8851223
>even if I think you see some things from a very normie like perspective
It's good to be the king.
>>8851238
>mexicans
You needed better quality sacrifice.
im hornie
>be in a group
>leave group
>guy says see ya later man, I mean lady
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
>>8851242
they were cheap and easy to find
>>8851257
He probably didn't misgender you, but just said "man" because he says it whoever he's talking to, but because you're a tran he was worried about triggered you so he over-corrected and triggered you anyway.
Maybe that makes you feel better.
>when you're reading through lists of what different colours are called in other languages, but they don't bother to transliterate the words when it's in all in meme glyphs
it's not a reasonable expectation that the average person knows how to read the armenian alphabet
The best part of arriving at the lab early is that you can blast loud techno without pissing anyone off
Any girls in grand rapids Michigan want a bf?
i wanna be a camgirl
>>8851314
I wanna be an animegirl
>>8851314
Be a catgirl instead
>>8851314
do you really, or do you just want to be rich like a camgirl
>>8851295
this is one of my dreams. going to my office at uni and just blasting terrible music for a while and dancing to that. do you dance when youre alone?
>>8851323
i just want the money, minimum wage is like $400/mo here
>dealing with creepy guys hitting on you and only getting like 100$ a session
e w
Im going to fap to sophie
>>8851324
I only dance alone at home, at the lab I risk someone walking in on me.
I'm setting up for tutorialising my new groupmates instead but I fucked up and I'm locked out of the room where all our reagents are
>>8851329
it's about building an audience. dollface does not make just 100$ a session. also not everyone really gives that much of a shit if a creeper looks at them, so for them it's very leisurely work
>>8851327
>minimum wage is like $400/mo here
you should immigrate, anon
>>8851330
which one, theres like at least 8
>>8851332
if we ever meet, we should dance like nobody can see us
>Get a shift at the welfare office
>Oh dog
>Get there
>Im working the administrative buildings reception
>Not the actual welfare office dealing with the recipients
Wew, dodged a bullet there.
>>8851339
Yes we should
At a German techno club
>>8851334
idk, you have to have a pretty low level of self respect for that.
>>8851353
Real people with high respect take pics of cum on their feet
>>8851350
oh wew, wed need to drink a lot of beer before that so I can build some courage.
but it sounds nice
>>8851346
that is LEWD anon!
>>8851353
Meh, she makes a lot of money by doing very little. She'll probably be set for retirement before anyone here.
You could also make an argument that you must have a pretty low level of self-respect to kill yourself working long hours for minimum wage.
>>8851353
your disdain and contempt for chasers is exciting, you being disgusted at me would make me all the more excited if I watched you cam
>>8851360
Drinking and dancing is the name of the game
>>8851366
lol the amount of money it would take to make me cam would instantly disqualify anyone from actually wanting to do it
>>8851353
Or maybe their self-respect isn't tied to outdated, immature views on sex and erotica?
>>8851368
perfect
>>8851378
>Idk being a camtranny is pretty low lmao
Dignity is a completely subjective concept, it's really only as low as you want it to be.
>>8851378
no, that is fine.
I feel flattered if I am honest
I made lasagna with bf
Does it look ok?
>>8851363
>eh, at least you're not selling your body.
I dunno if it really counts as selling your body if it's just camming, but I suppose the trade off making yourself so vulnerable is the money.
Moralfag arguments about what people choose to do with their bodies don't really hold up anyway. Besides, didn't you spam a load of nudes a while ago anyway?
>>8851385
im picturing you in red lipstick while i pound you gently. Ill be nice to you dont worry uwu :3
i'm doubting myself/my trannyness again :(
>>8851392
Stop fapping start living!!
>>8851370
how much ?
Good afternoon mtfg : )
>>8851373
if you want to sell your body for a hundred dollars a day that's your choice
but don't pretend it's dignified
>>8851390
i mean, those videos will be online forever
people are going to record them and upload them and they may eventually get traced back to you
and yeah during one of my bipolar episodes
they were all ugly ass pre-hrt nudes though so idgaf about them
>>8851399
lol you'd have to give me an absurd amount of money
and even then it'd not be worth it because >permanently uploading yourself
>>8851406
servus oachkatzl semml, freund
>>8851363
>at least you're not selling your body.
>sold body
>got ffs
>now living a dream life
you can stay a poor hon.
>>8851415
>but don't pretend it's dignified
I don't personally sell mine, but I also don't see people that do it as lowering themselves for some arbitrary reason
>>8851368
Hopefully I can try The Last Strawberry tonight!
dreams of cutting myself again
smashing a glass plate on my hand and seeing all the lines of blood on my fingers and palm with shards sticking out
part of me really wants to do that even though it's pretty dumb
>>8851432
So why haven't you got it?
>>8851415
>people are going to record them and upload them and they may eventually get traced back to you
Well yeah, I think that's the general idea for people like Edie. The more exposure you get, the better for business.
>they were all ugly ass pre-hrt nudes though so idgaf about them
Still, it's not so different. You're judging her because she gave a bunch of random strangers an intimate look at her body when you did the exact same thing (except didn't get paid for it).
>>8851432
I want to become your ~gf~ then
>>8851449
i'm mono, anon
TRANSGIRLS it is not to late to repent. Detransitioning is much easier from mtf to m than ftm to f. You don't have to live a lie. It is possible to rebuild your life
>>8851458
my gf wants me alive so i'm afraid i can't do that!
>>8851458
But I hate being a boy
>>8851448
>i mean, idk if i'm judging her
But that's exactly what you're doing.
A-am I being baited right now, or do you not have any self-awareness?
>>8851458
>Detransitioning is much easier from mtf to m than ftm to f
incorrect
>>8851486
Do you keep anything other than tits?
>>8851481
nah i'm just calming down from one of my mood swings i guess
idk i'm back to being passive
>tfw gonna play vidya with my gf soon
idk what i did to warrant her not abandoning me instantly
why do good things happen to bad people
are y'all responsible for this bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ15D2_WGLg
>>8851489
do you keep ANYTHING?
>tfw go from holding one opinion to forgetting why you held that opinion and feeling completely differnet within the course of a half hour
>tfw can never really be sure of what you believe
today was not a good day for me :(
i'm gonna watch some anime and cry now
hope ur day was alright though, mtfg
>>8851458
Y'all should listen to them, I detransitioned, found a nice repressing lesbian, joined a few girls only gyms, and I feel much better
You don't even have to give up estrogen or wear boys clothes all the time, or stop getting manipedis or anything
>>8851525
what happened
>>8851527
>joined a few girls only gyms
So you admit you pass?
>>8851491
part of me wants to believe that those memes are ironic but then again most agp trannies are just atustic programmer anime neets
>>8851527
hey faye, if you could post pics the next time you get a pedi, that'd be wonderful, thanks
I just ran with my doge
I dont know if just going out with him and playing more increased my stamina, or running on opis makes it easier
>>8851537
LGBT rights you just have to say you're a girl
>>8851542
YOU LIVE IN THE MOST LIBERAL FUCKING CITY IN THE WORLD AND YOU'RE REPRESSING WHY
>>8851541
nevermind it just seems to delay the exhaustion
I feel like I am too weak to breath
>>8851550
Paycheck
Who should i jack off too?
>>8851560
ya he always goes completely bananas when I ask him if he wants to go outside with me
>>8851559
But you're a millionaire or at least have a large inheritance. And I'm pretty sure San Francisco of all places has employment discrimination laws.
>>8851559
Being a man in a womans job makes you more $$.
Being a woman in a mans job makes you more $$.
Being a faggot just makes you a faggot
>>8851567
A nigger wouldn't understand.
>>8851570
I really don't "Faye" I really don't.
>>8851563
can you jerk off to me i feel usless and want to serve a purpose
>>8851564
Hey!
>>8851584
NO whoring yourself out to chasers in this thread
this is a GOOD GIRL thread
>>8851585
hayo!
>>8851584
wow, that post made me sad
>>8851587
it makes me sad to be fucking worthless
i will never feel love i just want someone to want me to be alive and exist for a purpose
>>8851587
Hows it going?
>>8851590
Hot.
>>8851591
living the /high/ life
its pretty good right now.
my bf is on new meds though and he feels a bit sick. worries me a bit.
how r u?
>>8851590
it made me sad because thats what I feel as well.
Idk why anyone even keeps me around, and everytime someone says they like me I assume its sarcasm, or a joke I am not in on (you know, just like it used to be in school)
>>8851595
why not just genocide chasers instead
>>8851458
make me
>>8851550
this desu
>>8851595
it's called 4chan
>>8851597
Im okay. Im not high but I look like a junkie anyways. I know that feel stated below btw.
>>8851601
because then the agps will be all sad and alone, like you.
>>8851532
i failed at calling and got laughed at by the call center lady and my dad about it and about not daring to call again
and then messed up cooking dinner all the while doubting whether or not im really strong enough to transition and make it in the end
>>8851597
>one of the most liked trips in the thread
>still feels unliked and worthless
really gasses my jews
>>8851605
>alone
but i've had a gf for three months
>>8851610
I hope she dies tonight and you'll be all alone again and you'll drown your sorrow in alcohool and in a drunken state post lewd pics
>>8851606
do you get anxiety when using the phone? if so, you could practise by making prank calls at people
also, that was very unprofessional of the call centre lady
>>8851618
>post lewd pics
nope
also i don't have any alcohol.
>>8851609
I think the times where I was one of the most liked trips have been over for quite a while tebeha
thank you tho
>>8851609
Im very well liked IRL too and I think everyone hates me often. People say Im, open-minded, intelligent, courageous, generous and very empathetic but I still dont like myself.
>>8851621
a lot :(
and prank calling people is scary too but thank you very much for the tip
>>8851595
But just reading this post made me want to kms
>>8851603
being okay is good. what do youdo with your time? are you a student?
>>8851623
I think you wanted to tell me something about therapy. You told me in the last thread.
>>8851634
humble brag lul
>>8851634
>People say Im, open-minded, intelligent, courageous, generous and very empathetic
They sound full of shit.
>>8851640
uhhh
it doesn't work all that well, idk
at least not for me
if all you're lacking is someone to spill your heart open then go for it
i forgot 9/11 lmao
>>8851638
Im disabled jobless but I want to train myself to have the iron will of a samurai so I can get on my own.
Ugh im officially a slut
>>8851655
proud of u
>>8851648
easy to forget something that didn't really happen
>>8851648
all day long i've been accidentally writing down 9/11 instead of 11/9 because of americans
>>8851671
i know a ton of people who saw it as it happened how would they even fake that
>>8851678
November 9th; never forget.
>>8851681
government learned how to astrally project memories into your mind
>>8851651
oh youre arbeitsunfähig geschrieben?
if you can afford it and are really motivated, you could do like Fernstudium with that. at least my bf did that for a while, until the Hilfe zum Lebensunterhalt ran out, now hes just doing ILS stuff normally
>>8851697
>first they made me a tranny
That was the anime actually.
I wonder if it would be a good body positive thing to do some pinup makeup before I do pole with the my
Gf, maybe she'll want to play with makeup too if I show her a guy can do it
>>8851687
I could try that. On the other side I want to be connected with other people and dont sit alone in my room.
where are all the old people, I only recognize a couple :(
i need a boyfriend, NOW!!
>>8851733
They've gone off to better places.
>>8851733
Im 20-something, so pretty old I guess.
>>8851733
I am here anon.
which era of mtfg are you referring to?
>>8851697
well at least when its about seniority
>>8851728
ohh. I am literally the opposite. I just want people to leave me alone and not interact with me.
Being a boy stinkz
>>8851737
The UN is on it's way, Anon. A C-130 will be landing with 16 tonnes of emergency bf aid within 48 hours.
I'm a 28 year old cis straight male, but is there any place i can complain about my struggles looking for sex rp as a 19 year old futanari?
>>8851744
tru
:c
>>8851749
please rephrase, I dont understand
beep hugg
>>8851701
it was actually a gameshow that made me want to transition as a kid, but really close enough.
>>8851733
they all died or left for facebook and normieville. or sometimes they just dont use their trip as much. such is the life of generals
>>8851743
ive been posting here since /lgbt/ started too. youre top tier when it comes to likability.
>>8851744
stinky boys need to smell like girls
>>8851749
missing the old days of goldshire that bad?
>>8851777
>>8851777
Why are you trying to troll bisexuals in the first place?
>>8851761
Never rped in an mmo. Not an mmo player.
>>8851754
I like role-playing as a dick girl but I'm into girls so it's rough.
Here's an example of pure suffering. I don't want to be sexist and say "i can tell they're a guy in real life" or "girls role-play girls better than guys do" but i just can't imagine a real girl being this gross and boring.
You girls are missing many years of experience living life as a girl but none of you would act like this right?
>>8851777
>picking the low fruit
>>8851787
that is too degenerate for me. I am sorry.
people have said about me that I do have that feminine spark in real life interactions and when chatting tho
>>8851761
OMG youre so nice!!
>>8851761
>it was actually a gameshow that made me want to transition as a kid, but really close enough.
been trying to think of a pun for about 5 minutes now, but i've got nothing, so i'm just gonna ask what gameshow it was?
>>8851787
I can't even get beyond the third line. Absolutely embarrassing, m8. Sort yourself out.
>>8851787
I've been on omegel steady uploading pictures of my tits for boys (with no face). Or uploading this picture with face when people don't beleive I am a seriously developmentally delayed autism tranny.
Then I got on discord to keep a cyberpunk interest match going, and then I remembered I had old friends on discord and then one of them from 4chan who I met here last year hit me up and was like "lol I'm near your house now and living in my car!" so I brought her to the cemetery I always used to post here and we made out and now I'm a transbian (._. )
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT BECOME A CAT EAR GIRL.
>>8851805
Typical failed straight male biscum stuff.
Your straight man instincts are kicking in
>>8851805
Nowt strange as folk.
But I still love my custom neon sweaters glowing cashmere - Cat ears!! GROWing from my head in my nightmares!
Wait.
I guess those are my days dreams. You really do amaze me, so let's roll around in daisies - But you're acting kinda shady, so you'll probably try to rape me...It's for my safety--spare me the cock PICKS
I know you want me bad but there's "no entry to my cock PIT." it's not a rocket, there's really not much science here. Let's take more shots, girl - hold them up - cheers! Fuck that, bring me six more beers. Thot tears, flowing down my cheeks when my makeup smears.
>>8851814
Hmm?
>>8851787
Ayyy lmaoooooo
>>8851825
*there's nothing strange as people
>>8851648
We will never forget the assassination of president Allende by the CIA's hired fascists.
>>8851787
you know theres like entire websites devoted to this. or better yet start a lewd game on /quest/ or advertise on roll20 and /tg/ or something if you want that much interaction
>>8851796
im just telling the truth, and youre just as nice.
>>8851797
i honestly cant remember. i think it was just a one off morning talk show segment maybe even, but they lined up a bunch of really attractive women and had people guess if they were men or women since some of them were trans. i told my mom i wanted to be like them and she told me that was freaky and to never mention it, and so i became a shamed tranny
>>8851839
not really I think, Ive become really bitter over the years I think
>>8851851
coffee's bitter, but plenty of people still like it
>>8851839
Flist is a pain and it's not mobile friendly and there's so much fucking drama and everyone is such a snowflake.
Also the thing of having someone's entire character written out isn't as fun. So much of the fun is in getting to know someone's character.
How do I stop being a boy
>>8851852
how is that old anon...
I thought you were looking for 2013/4 ;-;
sass is here occasionally, but not as much anymore, I miss her. Havent seen Sirona post in a pretty long time either, miss her too.
>>8851857
someone please put some milk and sugar into me please
I'm hungry
>>8851863
it's the era I know :(
>>8851866
tell me who youre missing, maybe I can help you out
mtfg was never good
>>8851863
>someone please put some milk and sugar into me please
i gladly would, but unfortunately i'm no homewrecker
>>8851733
Um hi
>>8851667
No I dont wanna be a bi whore...
I cook
>>8851874
youre a good person anon. keep it up!
>>8851877
Ur str8.
U only liked me because i was a boy
>>8851884
>keep it up!
you're doing it on purpose now
i'll do my best though
Soon the NHS will be the only healthcare system in The world and we will stop your transitions
Even if you have a prescription we will reassess you and regate keep you
And make self meddling illegal
>>8850964
There's a reason female civilisation only exists in fiction
>>8851897
New phone who dis
>>8851894
lawl
I wish I was with Nina
hug bunn
>>8851908
hey dork what up?
>>8851894
>tfw the NHS is the 5th largest employer in the world
>no other health service even makes the top 10
simply too strong
>>8851913
zomg it's a rare beepachu!
*plays cool music to stop her from running away
>>8851916
hey sass
whats happening in sassy land?
>>8851913
>>8851921
*raeps u both*
What's it like being a girl
Asking for a friend
>>8851913
c:
>>8851937
thank you for posting bunnies
theyre cute and seeing them makes me smile c:
>>8851916
Really really over being horny at work week-week.
Ufh
>>8851943
aww ;-;
werent you like, doing your own thing jobwise a while ago?
what do you work as?
how to deal with maintenance with severe genital dysphoria?
>>8851944
hugg
tfw just watched an anime where some girl pretended to be as nice as all of you and then the mc caught her screaming and yelling like a harpy that some girl was better than her
literally all of u
>>8851953
hugg <3
>>8851956
i've never pretended to be nice
I'm tired because of constant repression. I feel that appering non depressed and ok consume more and more of my mental energy. I look older every day and cigarette consumption kicked into overdrive. I will not give up, but I seriously feel that constant repression and neuroticism steaming from it will eventually make my life decade shorter or something.
>>8851964
that doesnt sound too bad
what do you mean by hot sauce?
>>8851962
and you haven't begun to transition for which reasons, exactly?
>>8851962
yes
>>8851968
i make sauce from chili peppers! :)
i bring flavor to people's lives.
i mean I only need a high school ed for this job and I have a master's in finance so :(
>>8851960
yeah sure kid what did I just say
>>8851956
H-hey :3
>>8851973
>master's in finance
>not dominating the crypto trading game
dummy
>>8851952
agp
>>8851980
how?
>>8851964
Idk but being with a bky who has the srive of a post menopausal lady sucms when all you want is all the dick ever
>>8851977
>monopoly money
>not making actual investments
>only capable of following 4chan memes
???
>>8851973
hey sass, did you know that you can use the chilli pepper juice as a natural remedy to clean your eyes, all you have to do is squirt some into them
you should try it
On a scale of 1-10 how comfy are shaved legs
>>8851981
agp is guilty about touching dick
A normal person would simply not touch it.
"""Maintenance""" is a meme.
>>8851980
Are you in a good mood?
>>8851973
oh wew, cant you find something in your field? is the job market so terrible there? ;-;
have you thought of emigrating to the US or canada maybe?
I honestly feel like a bunch of your problems stem from the place you live in. But obviously, I dont know very much about that so maybe I am just full of shit.
>>8852004
>- too old (mid to late twenties)
not necessarily, but even so, would you really rather end up as an old dude or an old ugly lady?
>-steady gf
trannies can have gfs too, you know
>-college research fellow
liberal bastions, they're bound to accept you for who you are
>-far right
check the post above yours, you can still be a right-wing nazi tranny if that's what you really want
NO EXCUSES, TAKE YOUR TITTY SKITTLES
>>8851887
I liked you cuz you're qt.
Dont judge me
butt <3
>>8851995
it's not guilt, it's disgust, I hate the thing and feel ill doing it, I literally cry :(
I need maintenance since want srs but can't afford
>>8852008
Rather be a man than a hon
how to be agp and not be an awful person
>>8852008
>not necessarily, but even so, would you really rather end up as an old dude or an old ugly lady?
At one side aging as a dude since easier since then I don't give a flying fuck how I look while when I imagine myself as a woman I actually do.
steady gftrannies can have gfs too, you know
Going from straight man to transbian is not exactly what one can call up the social ladder - I'm vain and greedy
>college research fellowliberal bastions, they're bound to accept you for who you are
True. But still, my reputation will diminish
far rightcheck the post above yours, you can still be a right-wing nazi tranny if that's what you really want
Kek, nazi transbian
NO EXCUSES, TAKE YOUR TITTY SKITTLES
Excuses all over the place
Everyonez so pretty and im over here looking like a potato and sounding like a 30 year old dude, i wish i could do voice training. Ive tried hours upon hours and gotten nowhere
HRT made me stop masturbating to 2D !!!!!
>have to redo 12 pages of maths because i didnt resolve the forces correctly
It's never gonna fly is it?
>>8852024
I am the only person here who will just sympathize with you, everyone else just seems to instantly get it and doesn't understand that I struggle. It's frustrating. I finally got somewhere by trying random methods out of desperation, you can try what I do if you want.
>>8851985
Valq I decided that I want to be a bull in a cuckold relationship, do you have open applications going
>>8852022
welp, it's probably not going to get any easier for you, anon
you could always start taking HRT anyway and just not socially transition (the femboy method of repression)
>>8852034
I mean, i never looked into it too much but can HRT help your voice? Cause im taking 4mg of estrace and 50mg androcur daily (day 15 as of right now) and itd be nice if eventually itd help me, i can sing the deep old like 60s christmas shit thats how deep my voice is ;-; im only 19 puberty why have you forsaken me
>>8852028
are you building something?`
>>8852043
Nope lol. Voice training or surgery. I'd just get the surgery if I could afford it, voice training isn't very helpful if you didn't sound like a faggot to begin with.
>>8852048
Yeah I been trying to build a drone for over 3 years remember. The theory is a bit beyond me. I wouldn't even bother if it wasn't for the fact that I can't afford to make loads of parts and test them until one works good. So I go for the precision approach because it's cheaper but I don't really have the knowledge.
>>8852053
I heard the surgery can make you sound like minnie mouse though so thats... Irritating
>>8852063
Lies by trannies salty that they can't afford it or trannies who still get their information from early 2000s tranny blogs. Surgical techniques improve over time you know. Listen to before and afters of Yeson's patients. Some even go in without having ever done any prior voice training and come out sounding fine.
>>8852053
oh wew, sounds complicated, thats not something I could do, really not an area where my talents lie.
Goof luck tho!
>>8852070
Ill have to look it up, thank you very much
anyone else completely comfortable with being co dependent, comfy pure love
>>8852077
I'm not lazy now submit to mommies cock like a good girl
>>8852077
Oh eat my ass after about 50 hours with no progress what so ever i doubt training will do much
>>8852078
yes. I serve my god. hes my alpha and my omega
>>8852037
The cure. I'm rich and can afford it in supplies <3
>>8852034
I'm in the same boat
Guess i pass
>>8852106
No you don't
Only 3 people in mtfg pass
>>8852110
>people
>in mtfg
are you sure those even exist here
>>8852110
Shame no one in /mtfg/ passes as a normal, mentally stable human being.
>>8852116
Including you, right?
>>8852116
Except Faye
>>8852121
I'm the only normal person to ever post in /mtfg/, everyone else has always been a tranny, a chaser, a repressor or a drunk, lonely person from /r9k/ entertaining a fantasy of getting a cute trap gf.
>>8852122
Faye is just a character played by herself, similar to how some comedians played fictionalised, exaggerated versions of themselves in TV show.
>>8852106
>>8852116
I am very autistic therefor superior to all of you I guess my IQ to be around 300
>tell lesbian in office I'm trans
>talking about her gf who just does Lyra in front of a forest all day
>how do you get that job I ask
>marry a rich guy and have his babies
>maybe I could handle the rich guy but no babies I quip
>I knoowwwww were way to young to destroy our bodies with children
W...hat does she mean by this
>>8852121
>>8852136
maybe you will appreciate this
>>8852116
>tfw ywn be mentally stable
>>8852136
But I'm none of those things
>>8852148
Truautists know the exact number to one decimal point in each iq scale from each era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4P05S2QtwQ
I think I'm a dependent but my gf does'nt abuse it and is okay with it so it's all good :3
>>8852148
>I am very autistic therefor superior to all of you
You're going to have to do better than that if you want to stand out here.
>>8852167
Be a good girl and take your skittles, Cameron.
>>8852157
It me
>>8852191
I'm a good boy, I'm not supposed to take skittles. You can have them though
>>8852200
>I'm a good boy
>>8852156
Ur a tumblr boygirl witha uterus
>>8852200
I'm going to be so smug when you finally start taking HRT again that it'll radiate through your computer screen and make your skin itchy.
>>8852214
Never ever
>tfw you've been happy all day but still break down crying when you go to bed
>>8852226
>tfw youve been happy all day but you know its artificial and you ll be miserable for the rest of the week
>>8852233
hey phien, you had srs right?
>>8852244
yes, may 2014
>>8852222
If you're afraid of chasers, I can bully them away for you.
>>8852233
Why is your happiness artificial? Does it come from a tainted source?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have to go back to work tommorow but I want to neet a few weeks more.
Can somebody do or say something outrageously self-destructive to motivate me? Pretty please.
>>8852191
I am also great
>>8852245
I'm reaching self mutilation levels of dysphoria and don't know what to do about it :(
>>8852248
>Implying you could bully your way out of a paper bag
>>8852248
opis.
drugs are pretty artificial, but I need to be careful to not get physically addicted or to increase my tolerance so Ive to stay off for a few days now
>>8852256
well, I guess you should try to get srs?. depending on your hc provider you might be able to get it for free
>>8852262
>I guess you should try to get srs?
it seems impossible, me hating the thing has finally outweighed my fear of it though
>depending on your hc provider you might be able to get it for free
I checked, they said no..
>>8852262
Opiates are very artificial unless you put in the work to learn more about yourself from such a small change in consciousness. Other drugs like LSD are less artificial because the change comes from your thoughts on another perspective. They are very real feelings and happiness you can get from them.
tfw you have drink enough that you will finaly succomb to sleep and another succesful day of repressing is behind you.
>>8852268
mhh- thailand isnt as expensive. I think you can probably go with chett and only pay like 9-11k€ + flight.
could maybe even try getting a load
>>8852270
oh thats interesting. ive never thought of it that way.
Ive no interest in psychedelics tho
>>8852276
Id just get a bad trip with all the resolved stuff running around in my brain, so Id rather pass.
>>8852274
what's a load?
>>8852276
Ah I can't do that I explained few post earlier why, when I was close to giving up. Thanks God for Gleffidich
>>8852258
I bullied Bjorg so hard he became a girl, and you're even softer than he was, so be nice to me or this'll be the last summer you wore shorts and a t-shirt instead of dresses and wedge sandals.
>>8852262
Well, regardless of where it comes from, at least you were happy for a while. Wish you were able to find a more natural source of happiness though, I'm a little worried about what it might do to your brain over another decade or two.
I hope your boyfriend has the strength of will to deny you when you start pawing at the opiod cupboard.
>>8852283
oh, sorry, I meant a loan
>>8852291
yep he does. he actually keeps the pills, I only get pills if he physically gives them to me
>>8852294
oh right, I have like 20$ in my account most of the time...
>>8852294
>yep he does. he actually keeps the pills, I only get pills if he physically gives them to me
Boys are easily manipulated though, especially if you offer them sex and stuff.
It's kinda cute that you let him keep hold of your pills and you have to ask him every time you want some though.
is being hestitant to start cypro a sign of not being trutrans?
i still want to be a girl but it's scary and i'm doubting myself again
im a mtf and my brother is a ftm lmao
>>8852321
He sure got lucky when he poached you from here.
>tfw most of my friends are confident, creative, expressive queer types
>tfw I'm the unproductive hon of the group (e v e r y group)
I mean granted, the only reason they're all so confident is they do drugs... but so do I?
I wish I was talented
>>8852000
yeah, i'm seriously looking at canada right now, but you have to have some sort of french speaking qualities. lol.
i got a new job today selling luxury cruises to americans, lol. pay is going to be like 700 euros. not good but not bad either ;_;
>>8851992
i do this every day. :3
>>8851985
i didn't understand a single word nor the spirit in which this was written.
>>8851977
risk is too high. no proper way of hedging losses. no capital to invest.
>>8852424
France ? Living here without speaking French isn't easy, though...