/mtfg/ - mtf general

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>>8832091
>it's an elanna thread

>>8832091
Never!

>>8832084
Never played desu, I can't into card games.

>>8832086
Well I'm both of these things yes.

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nim edition

>>8832095
It's a straight thread for straight girls.

>>8832097
nim don't here anymore

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tfw every interaction you have is completely artificially constructed and you have no actual personality

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>>8832101
Then what are you doing here?

Is this /mtfg/ hypocrisy edition?

>>8832105
Most people dont have personalities

Most people with personalities are completely fake

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>>8832109
I'm a straight girl that appreciates a good gal pal

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>>8832111
tfw ur all fake amd its just the evil demon lying to me

>>8832112
>I'm a straight girl
I have evidence of otherwise.

Ok I sleep, nini and plz don't bully me or say mean things about me while I'm sleeping.

>>8832112
I bet you appreciate a whole lot more than that.

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>>8832122
i'm going to spread malicious rumours about you while you're sleeping

sweet dreams

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>>8832119
No such evidence exists

>>8832124
Ain't nothing wrong with having an appreciation for cute girls

Hrt is the CIA's way of getting mentally ill people to sterilize themselves

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Someone help me not eat all these xans so I go to sleep and wake up a real girl

>>8832133
>No such evidence exists
It makes me sad that you want to go back into the closet.

>>8832133
>Ain't nothing wrong with having an appreciation for cute girls
It's all fine and good until you get distracted by one of your undergrads bending over to pick something up and end up knocking over a test tube full of hydrogen or whatever.

the pope disliker

Okay o think I'm over it now, having a strong reaction to butt stuff does not make me gay or a bottom, it's just something that happens as a response to butt stuff

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rabbits , They're Good

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>>8832150
I think you misunderstand. I'm not going back in the closet I'm just never dating again.

>>8832151
Delet this
Also hydrogen is a super light gas

>>8832159
I have a bulb and a few toys but no lube. never used them. should I try them out?

marry me elanna

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the fact that animals as cute as rabbits exist is proof of a loving God imo

>>8832149
Hey dont eat all those xans

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>>8832159
I love butt stuff as a bottom leaning switch tbqh.

>ooooh Shakira, look what mommy has....

>>8832167
You need lube if you're new, even like the littlest bit was super hard and it took me some time in the shower to get used to it, but by the end ._.

Also like I couldn't get past a pretty small one, so make sure you aren't fighting whatever you have in

Just used a gps spoof to trick deliveroo to think I'm in the city so the app will work

And then Changed the delivery address to a town they aren't active in so I'll be able to get delivered still


Fucking assholes refunded my order and said they don't deliver to my location
Fucking lazy cyclists and location discrimination

If your service isn't available everywhere you are a bigot

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imagine if there was something like xanax that wasn't addictive itd be the most amazing thing

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>>8832166
>Also hydrogen is a super light gas
your farts are super light gases

>I think you misunderstand. I'm not going back in the closet I'm just never dating again.
this is not the right conclusion btw, you'll get lonely and feel like you're living an unfulfilled life, and also sex

maybe you'll fall in love with one of your undergrads who'll warm your frozen heart and teach you how to love again though, that'd be super cute

>>8832166
>I'm just never dating again.
Why?

>>8832177
shops are closed and I don't have any lube ;-;
but olive oil has nothing on the ph scale so it should be safe to use right?

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>>8832177
Why would you not use lube?

I went from an anal virgin to being able to fit any of my girls toys in just a few sessions, just lube and patience

>>8832166
Such a pathetic drama queen
Then again I'm not a pathetic loser like you

>>8832186
I like coconut oil. Tastes good too

>>8832186
Id look it up online

>>8832193
I don't think I have coconut oil

>>8832195
google says yes
imma do it

>>8832193
W..ait

Why would you care how your butt tastes o.o

>>8832197
dont be like faye, use a trip

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>>8832181
I don't need sex I'm going on close to a year without it. Also, dating undergrads is ethically dubious

>>8832185
Because I'm getting a bit tired of constantly worrying about that kind of shit. It's not worth it.

>>8832189
Weak

Does anyone know how to trick deliveroo and ubereats to deliver to locations outside their zone

>>8832203
Try postmates famm

>>8832200
fine

>>8832201
>I don't need sex I'm going on close to a year without it.
what about all that dumb, gay shit like cuddling and having someone to plan a life with though

i'm telling you, you have to get in early with these things and stake a claim to someone while you still have your youth

>Also, dating undergrads is ethically dubious
date one of your postgrads when you're doing a PhD then, that's far more common

>>8832210
Don't be a poser it'll make you too invested

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yummy

>>8832205
They aren't available my area

>>8832201
>Because I'm getting a bit tired of constantly worrying about that kind of shit. It's not worth it.
I'm sorry that I wasn't worth it to you.

>>8832201
Feels good to not have to think about stuff and spending the night at my gfs tonight

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>>8832214
I don't really have my youth anymore or at least the clock is ticking, and the past week has been a pretty good reminder how terrible I am at meeting people. Like, legit terrible. I haven't even had a conversation with the new postgrads in my group.

>>8832225
Don't start getting passive aggressive with me. That wasn't what I said and it wasn't a statement specifically about you. I've had 3 relationships in the past 2 years and I'm just done with it.

>>8832231
I'm not sure you have the capacity to think about stuff.

>>8832223
Soda will kill you

>>8832243
Chad doesn't think about stuff he just pockets his pay checks, and goes up to girls and makes them his gf

>>8832243
Have you been dating boys or girls

>>8832245
it's a rare limited release so blow me

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>>8832198
Its not jusr for your butt goofus. What if I wanna eat my little faerie out after I'm done?

Also... idk, think it tastes good? Starting to look good....

>>8832243
I'm sorry I didn't mean for my post to come across as passive aggressive, I was actually just kind of hurt by what you said. But I'm going now.

>>8832223
you are repulsive

>>8832245
That's why I pound rockstars

>>8832253
1 boy
1 girl
1 ???

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>>8832243
>I don't really have my youth anymore or at least the clock is ticking, and the past week has been a pretty good reminder how terrible I am at meeting people. Like, legit terrible. I haven't even had a conversation with the new postgrads in my group.
it's not as if you have to go around making a new best friend before everyone is taken, like it's the first day of school all over again

there's nothing wrong with being shy and reserved, but you can't just go and build your own little island and put spikes and juju totems on the strand to keep other people away, that won't lead to being happy

http://m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=259

Is it agp to want to be a boy but get this, I'd fly to Korea for this shit

>>8832263
the balance we should all strive for

>>8832263
That boy mustve been shit
Boys usually dont have tons of relationship drama like girls do

>>8832259
>you are repulsive
in more ways then one sweetheart

>>8832279
Kayla I like butt stuff, how long after you figured that out did you becomes daddies little monster

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Thinking of starting my spotify subscription again. Talk me out of it mtfg!

>>8832284
suuure, ur a transbian, nothing wrong with it, just if you were gonna be with a man u would have by now

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>>8832277
The drama was him dumping me.

>>8832272
I don't exactly make myself closed off but it's just kind of an environment that doesn't really foster meeting people if you don't go out of your way. Also, I'm surprised at how large the age gap is between me and the other students in my group. They're all young women that can't be older than 22 or 23.
Not that it matters all that much but I'm sensing a culture divide already even in the brief time that I've interacted with them.

>>8832258
I am sorry that my frustration is hurtful. That is all it is, frustration.

>>8832292
I'm sorry, I seem to remember you raging out on drugs with a gun in your mouth at one point, how long before you realized you need to be a bottom until you were an agprincess

I need to plan for the inevitable

>>8832291
stop
don't

>>8832258
>people breaking up and not being able to internalize that they weren't good enough to be with that person

>>8832304
lol, just go in a trap thread, post pics, find a chaser near you, profit
(btw chasers are really kind and spoil us rotten so idgaf about their reputation among trannus)

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>>8832299
>I don't exactly make myself closed off
well, i mean, you say that in one post, but in the next you've sworn off dating for the life of an academic spinster - yeah, yeah, i know, friendship and dating aren't the same thing, but you're still putting limits on how close you're willing to get with people

also, i don't know why you're stressing about an age or culture gap, you're only a few years older than the youngest ones (unless by culture gap, you mean they're all chinese students or something)

>>8832309
IIRC they broke up because lannu's room mate was going to kick her out otherwise.

>>8832312
>(btw chasers are really kind and spoil us rotten
t. passes

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>be me
>move into new collage campus
>spy on people in my hallway with the peephole
>forget that you can see my eye
>someone saw me as I creepily watched them go into their room


I can never leave my room now

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Any "chasers" want to pay for me to start tiddy skittles? I'll be your GF

>>8832308
I wanna listen to music while i commute to work ;~;

>>8832325
being poor is not being good enough to date other poor people

>>8832330
i love collage compus

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>>8832312
>>8832327
>tfw I get spoiled rotten as a gay male
>tfw have no worries about how the world treats me

Imagine if Kayla stayed male and successful at motercross and got a nice bf instead of living a fetish

>>8832332
what do you work as? is it a cute job?

>>8832336
Poor people ARE bad Faye.

After an attempt to gas myself (Mercury was right it seems, the helium is diluted, I just got a headache) I've decided to detransition.

This is not a meme. I'm not going full Amy-tier but I'm done with trying to convince the world I'm a woman, I'll just be content with a crossdressing man who takes female hormones. I actually feel more confident going outside with this mindset. If someone says "hah, you're a man" I'd just be like "no shit" as opposed to "oh no I was clocked!". I need £40k worth of surgery to pass, it's hopeless.

I would like SRS but I feel it would make my life worse because why would a man date a tranny with a neovagina over a cis woman? I mean chasers are shitty but at least someone likes me. Maybe I'll get it when I'm older and don't care so much about men. I'd also like to change my name but the fact of the matter is I feel ridiculous saying my name is [girlname] when I sound like a clear man. Luckily my deadname is androgynous so w/e

You can call me he or she IDGAF.

>>8832336
>Hasn't realized daddy's money wont make up for her shitty personality
There is a reason your relationships don't ever last very long.

>>8832344
I am a poo technician

I need someone to pay for my estrogen NOW

>>8832344
I do secretary stuff :3
>>8832355
nice trip, faggot

>>8832343
>and got a nice bf instead of living a fetish
she got a nice bf AND gets to live a fetish.

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>>8832349
Sort yourself out

>>8832349
Im just glad i got to see this wild ride through to the end

>>8832331
HRT isn't expensive. You're better off paying for it yourself, then once you start seeing some femgains, convince chasers to buy you expensive stuff like cute clothes.

>>8832336
so based

>>8832367
Good for you early/rich transitioner.

>>8832355
GROSS

>>8832359
>I do secretary stuff :3
are you a PA or just kinda like a general office monkey? i have an interview tomorrow for a receptionist job, so if you could just tell me that it's easy and not scary, that'd be great THANKS

>>8832368
How do I get HRT, I have 100$ a month for it.
I need doc approval though rright?.

>>8832375
Started at 20, am very poor

Its just been amusing seeing you freak out about being a tranny even though its exactly what you signed up for

>>8832349
lol black people are silly

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>>8832321
I mean culture gap as in like the vibe they give off I guess? Those few years can make quite a difference in terms of outlook and how you carry yourself. Hell, on orientation day it was bizarre how you could scan the room and immediately tell who was fresh out of undergrad and who had taken some time off. It wasn't just age that was the telling factor.

Maybe we just don't click. I dunno. We haven't talked but they don't exactly seem interested in talking.

Plus, as weird as it sounds, I'm extremely intimidated being in a group of exclusively women, and on top of that being the senior student.

>>8832382
I started at 24 what's your point?

>>8832379
What country are you from?

>>8832391

America
also im in the rizon

>>8832379
>I need doc approval though rright?.
You can just order it online, but it's generally cheaper if you get a referral

>>8832395
How do I get a referral quick? I'm barely 22 and need it fast

>>8832354
All my relationships last years and I'm generally single a few weeks

>>8832377
>are you a PA or just kinda like a general office monkey? i have an interview tomorrow for a receptionist job, so if you could just tell me that it's easy and not scary, that'd be great THANKS
Dunno what a PA is, but i write export papers for the companies we work for and billing stuff for them to pay. Arrange some payment stuff in MS Excel off the products we make and send them to the companies that collaborate with us and take phone calls. Pretty much that. It's easy when i don't sleep late because it's hard arranging stuff when i'm tired, but i handle it well most of the time.

>>8832398
Lying wont make you happy and there is only so long you can delude yourself.

>>8832390
My point is that this was a fun ride for all, not just the pretty ones

>>8832349
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMCHE5vd7Mo

Did you add hip surgery to what you needed
>>8832386
How old do you look? Everyone assumes I'm 23 in my office

>>8832412
Well I'm off the ride, you continue enjoying it.

>>8832413
Looking like a 23 year old man isn't anything to brag about.

>>8832394
Medicaid pays for hrt, most insurance does as well. Find an informed consent clinic so you dont get gatekept. Theres a good chance theres a gender center in the nearest big city that can set you up with a doc

>>8832421
It is when you're 35 and a man

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Liking boys is so much more fun when your a boy too

>>8832386
you prolly just don't click with them. I'm just a 20 year old neet but I got friends in most age groups. you just gotta find people with common interests and a similar attitude.

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>>8832349
Oh come on now shakira
Do I have to fly over there and smack you up side the head?

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>>8832427
You're actually 35 and hit on 19 year olds?
Jesus

>>8832432
Well, looks like I'm fucked then :3

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>tfw daddy Faye never tries to manipulate me into sex

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>>8832386
oh, i see what you mean - yeah, people who hopped straight from school to college to postgrad tend to be a different sort than those who spent a couple of years in the REAL world working a REAL job

sometimes people take a while to open up - you're taller, older and quieter than they are, so they're probably more scared of you than you are of them anyway (like bees are). what's a master's in a canada, 2 years at most? you'll be done before you even know it

>inb4 shakira starts spartan posting

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>>8832390
Shakiiiira..

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>tfw perfectly content with myself now that I'm daddy's lil dickgirl

>>8832104
she is, you silly anon

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>>8832441
>not hitting on people who are 18

>>8832441
nah you will find someone you a p normal

>>8832454
oh god let's hope

>>8832457
>feeding chasers

>>8832456
>smoking flower
>not smoking pure oil
What an idiot

>>8832386
Why are you the only AMAB?

>>8832464
>feeding chasers
more like chaser daddy feeds me his 8 inch uncut cock on a daily basis, and I told him not to wash his cock because funky dick the best dick, tastes like provolone and salami

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>>8832457
It feels better to be daddy's pet monster
Where he is the only male who can make you heel and obey

And all others are threats
Feels good

>>8832470
was about to hate on the uncut part but the rest of your post gave me a stress headache

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>>8832470

>>8832254
if you insist m'kayla

>>8832261
same

>>8832450
I never manipulate anyone, that's a very patriarchal view of me being nice
>>8832441
Well I'm not a poor fag, I can afford a younger woman. No one tells me
What I can and can't do

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>>8832470
Ew, I'm the bottom and even I clean my dick

That's basic hygeine

I just ordered my first supply of HRT illegally owo

take that gatekeepers!

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>>8832466
>implying I don't dab more money in shatter every year than you mak

Try again little girl.

>>8832482
>that's a very patriarchal view
Ironic considering your reason for living as a man is to take advantage of the patriarchy because you don't have what it takes to make it on your own merit as a woman.

>>8832470
>uncut
Good taste.

>>8832483
he washes it daily lol, I just sometimes tell him not to scrub it when he showers after work
as for mine I rub my whole body in loofa gloves and shea oil with jasmine so I'm breddy clean
miss cock gets the summers eve feminine wash treatment because she's a good girl after all

Day 6 of cat ears:


Society persists to have no place for me in this region. I must escape. I have found my skin as diamonds against the judgmental, cutting glances of fucking normies as they pass me wearing my autistic pink sweater, boys basketball shorts, hiking mids, and of course, the cat ears to complement aposomatic red black hair.

Irrespective if the world around me, the internal judgments against my own body persist. I have been told, by unqualified non professional ass clowns, that this is a lack of self acceptance - - in their words "self internalized stigma" in relation to my sexual dysphoria. I blew the blunt smoke in their face and told them to pass me my water.

A job eludes me, no surprises. I could probably work nights at a box store, but the soul crippling monotony seems a worse alternative than literal suicide.

I am avoiding getting my glasses replaced, because I'm scared I'll choose the wrong pair, or that I'll get my old reading glasses replaced, and return to hiding in the cyber and digital realm for thirty hours at a time - away from this cancerous "that's fair.wav" society.

How do I fix this? Ugh.


>>8832484
Illegally or just not through insurance?

>>8832482
be nice to me with your dick
help me reform my naughty right-wing opinions

>>8832484
gratz
like you just leveled up

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>>8832463
Correction: I'm good at faking normal. I'm actually pretty weird.

>>8832451
Yeah possibly. I also have a 2 months head start on them and am going to be giving them their training. I'm like more than a head and a half taller than everyone though.

Master's are 2 years but my goal is to transfer to the PhD program by the end of my first year. That will make it 5 years ideally.

>>8832469
Pretty sure they don't know I'm AMAB. There was a single undergrad that was male but he's done now.

>>8832489
>shatter
lol try again padawan

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>>8832493
Male on Male is still superior
Dat synergy of masculinties

My bf might not be as swole as me but his cock is so much bigger than mine and he's ripped to a better degree


Fucking yummy

>>8832502
>I'm actually pretty weird
nullos tend to be

>>8832496
DIY, how long can you usually keep it secret without people starting to question? I'm moving back to uni next year for my masters so I'd rather not come out till then...

>>8832499
ty <3

>>8832497
You will have a feminist tatoo somewhere on your body by the time we're done
>>8832493
>I wash my dick with summers eve
Like I'd call you a fetishist by my gf does that to me when we shower, and so did the last one so idk
>>8832490
Why do you think I hate the patriarchy

But I'm not living as a man, I actively imply I'm a ftm

>>8832458
i wish

they took her and she's gone forever

>>8832508
>posts superman and batman
>bf has the body of superman and she has the body of batgirl

I don't get it

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>>8832512
who doesn't wash their genitals with summers eve? it's what makes my bp so nom nom

>>8832512
>feminist tattoo
hhhnnnngggggggg

>>8832413
I at least need £7k for voice surgery in order to pass as a woman.

>>8832517
?
she/you just got back from the psych ward
she's probably lurking or anonposting as we speak
r-right?

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>>8832509
Right? Not having reproductive organs is weird

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>>8832519
No I'm batman

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>>8832509
Nullo lyfe

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>>8832503
>padawan

Excuse me? That shatter is certified 94% cannibinoid content gold goat. Padawan?

I have literally grown, processed, refined and distributed more money in thc products since 2009 than both your parents have made in their entire lives. <3

>>8832524
Kayla do you have the same problem of instantly getting hard the second something is inside of you? Like Idk if that's normal or weird

Like it takes my gf a good fifteen minutes to get me anywhere close to that and I'm worried

>>8832530
You're a pathetic repressor is what you are, Amy.
Die.

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>>8832530
You're not that big, this is more your body shape

>>8832502
what's weird about you?

>>8832539
buy me ffs

>>8832540
I get hard the second I touch my bfs peen

>>8832539
my bf has u beat there

>>8832531
kinda jelly but then again my penis gives me sexual value

>>8832502
>Yeah possibly. I also have a 2 months head start on them and am going to be giving them their training. I'm like more than a head and a half taller than everyone though.
that's cute, they probably all think of you as their senpai already - just wait until you start having seminars and you're the only one confident enough to talk, it's going to solidify your status as the cool girl

will you still be with those same people once you transfer to the PhD programme, or will you be thrown in with the big boys?

My mom has a notory over and just told me to go be a faggot in my room

So now im making sure to press my vibrator up against the wall >:(

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>>8832541
Suck my androgenic functioning dick tranny

I've ascended to a place that none of the you had the balls to go and you resent the fact I don't have to suffer like you do

To be a masculine unapologetic faggot with full cis and straight privilege just simply due to the fact I'm so masculine no one would believe I'm gay even my friends said it's unbelievable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjSj4rBf-2Y

>>8832546
2 months off hrt, gains comes back

Bf touchs my arm, feels like concrete because my biceps are so muscular from training

>>8832560
why are u here then?

>>8832560
Have fun with your fragile masculinity
We'll be here when it breaks again

>>8832569
Right? I hate when people fetishize transition

I mean I'm a boyhood but at least I'm happy about seeing my perky boobs in the mirror

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>>8832554
There's no way they think of me as their senpai. They probably think of me as that shy quiet queer looking girl that paces in the lab. Also, I'm ginormous.

The PhD and master's students are all mixed together, I'd just have higher expectations placed on me.

>>8832547
Mostly the everything

honestly have trouble believing people like kayla faye and amy are real

like imagine that being your real life

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>>8832510
Indefinitely, they'll just think you're getting fat and growing boobs. It's all about presentation. Hormones don't actually change much. They do but not really for like three months and even then no one is gonna notice. Tbh passing is mostly hair and clothing.

>>8832586
but like how tall tho

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>>8832588
trust me I hate this being my life but i live with it because I can't afford plastic surgery

>>8832600
>trust me I hate this being my life
but you pass and you're loved?

>>8832588
kayla is just a robot designed by a secret team of chasers to create the ultimate tranny
faye has shellshock from fragging gooks in 'nam - she just walked out of the vet's hospital one day and now has to live as a girl to avoid being recommitted to an asylum
amy knows she isn't strong enough to make it in scotland as a tranny (the same conclusion trashy came to), so she compensates with physical strength to counteract her lack of inner strength

>>8832575
>fragile masculinity
>is totally comfortable being a bottom and letting another man penetrate him

>>8832569
I like trolling and I'm a narcissist
Also I get bored between workouts and waiting for uni to start

>>8832588
My life is normal outside 4chan
Whatever I post here doesent affect my real life

>>8832599
5'10"
Not sure how tall they are, the tallest one is like a head shorter.

>>8832603
i want a nose job and a boob job god damn it, take this fucking beak off

>>8832603
>Kayla passes

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>>8832604
Nah no inner strength needed

It's just logic to realise being trans is no fun compared to being a homo

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>>8832586
>There's no way they think of me as their senpai. They probably think of me as that shy quiet queer looking girl that paces in the lab.
they probably think of you as both

also, stop trying to big up your height, 5'10" isn't that tall unless you're studying for your degree in the smurf village

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>>8832551
Oh booooy, your bf? Aren't you cool. How about you derrive ego from some actual talent of your own?

>does your bf ever have enough cash to buy a new Maserati?
>>8832548
Run weight for me

>>8832586
maybe you just need to find people who are the same type of weird then. worked out for me at least.

>>8832605
Bottoms cant be meatheads?

>>8832614
I haven't been gendered male since January

>>8832605
>My life is normal outside 4chan
>Whatever I post here doesent affect my real life
You're life is what happens inside you.

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>>8832588
Whut

>>8832560
lol.

i'm gonna tell you a secret
ready?
ok

you're retarded (if) ,you think this is a viable solution to your clear mental problems.
ask yourself this, faggot, why are you here? friends?
no. you're here because deep down you still desire to be one of the girls


see you next year at the very latest

>>8832608
I'm 5'9" and it doesn't seem like an automatic clock
still female range
Red towers over us and she did well socially at uni

and since when do Canadians know how to use actual measurements??

>>8832628
Pretty much this

>>8832620
hey look a drug dealer, a piece of shit that preys on the desperation of others. my bf lived on a native reservation in Alaska and grew for tribesmen everywhere, not for selfish reasons like you but because he has a giant heart

>>8832620
if you're out west I actually will
was kidding about free surgery obviously, but I have been feeling like getting reckless

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>>8832626
Woops

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>>8832619
I know it's not big. I'm surrounded by little people though. Idk, we'll see how they feel I get to train them tomorrow morning and spend some time in the cleanroom with them today.

>>8832621
I'm working on it.

>>8832631
I'm not exactly concerned about it clocking me, just that it creates a slight disconnect between myself and the other students when I'm literally always taller.
Also, we use imperial as the de facto for human measurements. We use metric for everything else.

>>8832646
why does it look bigger right-side-up?

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>>8832646
get gud miss tit hider

Mommy mommy mommy!!!

*rolls over and makes ambient shota noises*

elann banan

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>>8832648
>and spend some time in the cleanroom with them today.
should be fun

>>8832653
Yours are smoke and mirrors honey

*fries ur estrogen receptor*

>>8832622
No that was my point

I'm a bottom and a meathead
And I feel no conflict between the two

>>8832628
I'll be bored within a few months most likely

If I'd do come back I'll just be for a memeworthy trolling

You aren't girls though, you're trannies

>>8832666
satan-chan...........daijobou.......................

>>8832648
Why is your class filled with women? Chemistry is STEM and STEM is for boys.

>>8832591
okay cool thanks anon <3

I started growing my hair out about a year ago and it got pretty long but then I started doubting myself and got it cut a few months back ;_;

g-guess I wont pass for a while

>>8832649
Brain can't process things right when theyre skewed or upside down

>>8832665
and urs aren't gi jane?

>>8832684
will I get bigger if I take domiperidone?

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:p

>>8832686
I have D cups hun

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>>8832664
What is THAT supposed to me

>>8832675
More women than men enroll in graduate studies. Also, this is my group, not my class.

>>8832670
lmao don't act like you believe this yourself
you won't leave. you can't and you know that. if i ask you again in a few weeks and you reply with "XDD STILL HERE FOR THE LULZ FUCK TRANNIES" i'll be the one laughing

uwu

>>8832694
kudos to the surgeon

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>>8832693
>:P

Rabbits belong to gay men

>>8832695
>More women than men enroll in graduate studies.
Yet fewer end up working in the field.

They ruin education to suit women and only manage to screw themselves over.

>Also, this is my group, not my class.
Ask to be in a more mixed group?

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>>8832708
this is the dumbest post

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>>8832699
As a gay man I'm merely interacting with another memeber of LGBT

No need to get upset

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convinced Amy is performance art desu

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>>8832695
>What is THAT supposed to me
nothing at all

i've just heard some stories about this 'clean room' and its unintentionally ironic name

>>8832715
Sex with men

>>8832716
Gay men don't like trannies


Really makes you think

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>>8832723

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>>8832712
>Yet fewer end up working in the field.
It's called pregnancy

Also I don't get any say in who my supervisor takes on that's not my place to say at all

>>8832724
1. That's against cleanroom protocol!
2. They're girls!

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>>8832724
I heard she takes Yuri into it

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>>8832737
FUCK

Amy is an obvious fake

I however have reason to be here as a straight male chaser

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Henlo, it is I

>>8832744
why are you still in your 16 year old edgelord neonazi phase

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>>8832738
>It's called pregnancy
It's called excuses for ruining education, wasting employers time and money, and keeping men who would actually make careers from getting them.

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>>8832749
because I have a mental age of 14. I am actually an early bloomer if you think about it

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>>8832753
Is anyone telling men they can't go to school? They just aren't applying

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>>8832738
>m-miss elanna, is this really part of our training? i'm pretty sure we've already covered CPR - and why do we have to be in our underwear for it this time?

>>8832739
>I heard she takes Yuri into it
those are her training manuals

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>>8832740
Saved

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I love this picture so much

>>8832763
It's true actually. I was talking to her and she was red in the face and so giddy about CPR.

>Ms Elanna you're supposed to push on my chest, not grope my breasts

>>8832758
I wonder why?

Oh right, because the education system has been destroyed to suit people who will go on to do nothing with their qualifications.

>>8832758
Because we have to work to afford gfs who won't work again after they get pregnant until they just take half our stuff and leave us

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>>8832763
DELETE THIS THIS INSTANT
I am NOT lewding my female group mates

>>8832772
Next you'll be telling me the jews are behind it

>>8832773
you weren't made for girls though
how's that FFS, SRS and a boyfriend coming along

>>8832772
>t. mgtow beta cuckold
Men don't go to school because they would rather sit inside playing video games and masturbating to chinese cartoons all day.

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>>8832777
Oh, so they're lewding you instead?

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>>8832768
Have a twinkie Lauren
There vegan

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>>8832777
>I am NOT lewding my female group mates

why not? I mean, you COULD maybe, if theyre cute?

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>>8832634
>providing people medicine they desire is preying on them... except when your lame bf does it

Blah blah blah are you done fishing for attention over your internet bf's small time connects?

I sell to 50 people like him

Remember you started this conversation bimbo :^)

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>>8832792
There is NO LEWD
We are all girls, it is not happening

>>8832798
top_ten_anime_betrayals.png

>>8832781
>Men don't go to school because they would rather sit inside playing video games and masturbating to chinese cartoons all day.

Hey, I can do all three, you cheeky mare.

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>>8832777
>I am NOT lewding my female group mates
i'm not saying you definitely should, all i'm saying is that you should consider it

the chances of at least one of them being gay is statistically probable, so you should try and narrow it down...somehow

>>8832771
i wonder if she popped a ladyboner when she had to practise on her lab partners

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>tomorrow I'm hanging out with an old friend who hasn't seen me in years

this is gonna be interesting

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>>8832796
Yum thanks

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>>8832777
The Jews are behind everything

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>>8832802
>We are all girls, it is not happening
>Implying that isn't your thing

v1 zulul

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>>8832804
I felt embarrassed when I had to touch my labmates

>>8832777
trips indicate Kek blames the jews for ruining education

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mtfg is weird
>>8832806
yum thanks

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>>8832806
>>8832821
You have been trikd Lauren

Muhahhahaahah

Dorito crumbs are the spirit animal of trannies.

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>>8832816
i wonder if they could tell that you wanted to continue the lesson in private afterwards

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>>8832831
wtf

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>>8832802
w-what did I do ;_;

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>>8832839
I am absolutely never going to continue lessons in private with my classmates and I apparently am convincingly straight and surprise people when they find out I have a female ex.
They don't suspect a thing

>>8832844
You suggested I gay with my classmates

>>8832834
As a proud member of the CHEEZIT uprising, I reject this claim.

>>8832805
hug them then ask them to hold hands

>>8832844
Hi! ilyyyyyy <3

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>>8832849
how is that betrayal

also, maybe I was planning on joining your class if that happened.

Could you imagine signing up for a cozy degree, finding out you're in a nifty group of girls

And then having the weird awkward boyish one being AMAB and posting about if she should try to fuck you or not with 18 year olds while avatar fagging with high school anime girls

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>>8832849
You say that now but give it a month and you'll offer "private 1 on 1 tutoring." When your group mate gets to your house there are scented candles everywhere and you've answered the door in a bath robe. We're onto your tricks Elanna

>>8832858
hey sophia
did u meet our new sister max

>>8832849
>>8832844
>>8832816

>when you feel entitled to your classmates bodies because you were born male and haven't grown out of your entitlement

Really red beans the old rice

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>>8832857
my favourite slave <3

>>8832866
she has been my property for ages. she cant be my sister because I literally own her

>>8832851
Do you lick your girly cheezit fingers after shouting baritone obscenities at people in mobas?

>>8832862
Faye using live ammunition, goddamn

>>8832866
N- no i'm her slave still and want to keep being her slave for 1000 years ^w^

>>8832853

a hug is doable
holding hands is pushing it

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>>8832867
I dont feel entitled to their bodies because I am male, I feel entitled to them because I am the Imperial Princess and naturally own my subjects

>tfw not sophie's slave

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>>8832849
>They don't suspect a thing
they didn't until you outed yourself, and you know how word spreads

you're one awkward fumble in the supply closet away from becoming a real life doujin

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>>8832876
Memein sociopaths is no fun because they just own it

>>8832869
is Overwatch a moba?
If so yes.

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>>8832884
exactly

>>8832882
Sorry I said high school girls

And this is middle school

>>8832873
say its to protect you from transphobes :3

>>8832889
Overwatch is very popular with fake girls and men with voice changers.

>>8832867
Did I say I was entitled to them? I literally just said I have no interest in fucking them in the first place

>>8832858
R-really?

>>8832863
I would never do something THAT gay jesus

>>8832882
The new kids don't know! Only my supervisor knows my history. I am not going to fumble I am professional!

>>8832907
I love overwatch. D.va is my homegirl

rabtib
ribbat
ribtab
brabit
bratib
bratbi
arbtib
arbbti
irbbat
irbtab
irbbta
tribba
tribab
tirbab
tirbba

>>8832912
>Something that gay
I don't know I watched you nurse a shot so it's really within the realm of possibility

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>>8832901

why do you people always try to get me to hook up with my friends

>>8832716
nice, more excuses.
can't wait to have you "interacting with other memebers of LGBT" for the coming years

>>8832926
because its cute and the idea makes me happy

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>>8832912
of course lani

no homo tho

>>8832933

fair enough

Fuck y'all I'm not gonna gay with my classmates
I'm off to the cleanroom ya homos

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>>8832940
Have fun lani <3

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>>8832898
i don't mean to scare you, but all the boys at work talk smack about what they'd do to you on their automobile and wrestling forums too

every boy in your office has rated your ass on a scale from 1-10, guaranteed

>>8832912
>I am not going to fumble I am professional!
yeah sure, professional until one of your students starts hanging back after class and asking you to explain things to her in private

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How do i get a CUTE bf?

>>8832945
Are you an MtA (Male-to-Anime)?

>>8832349
EXIT BAG IS A MEME WHY DON'T PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME REEEEE

>>8832349
This is how all trannies should think
Enjoy being a qtfemboi and not insane

>>8832955
a gf?

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>>8832349
Shakira no :c

v1

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>>8832956
i'm your worst nightmare, that's what i am

>>8832912
>im not a perv
>entertains everyone's perv stories with blush denials so they'll keep going

Really "I can't believe it's not"s my butter

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>>8832928

>>8832980
>Implying
How could anyone be scared of you?

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>>8832973
no i want a BOYfriend

>>8833003
what about a boy(female)friend?