/clg/ - Cis Lesgen

>>8799951
Remember to breathe

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I feel so nervous and unhappy but I don't know why. Maybe it's a side effect of watching too much anime.

>>8800043
You like thicc girls bby?

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>theme ramen shop worth dealing with wrens for
yes, yes it is
https://youtu.be/jf329G4Brgc

>>8800101
>wrens
>the fuck is this autocorrect

i believe a wren is a mix of garr and siren

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>>8800057
I do, anon.

>What is a normal libido?
>How often does /clg/ masturbate?
>How high is your perfect lover's sex drive?
>Do you masturbate with out your partner?
>Do you even care?

I think normal is about 3-4 times a week. I might be on the high end at 1-2 a day. I had a gf that would only do it once a week. Granted she was busy a lot but, it was so frustrating.

>tfw early 20s and no gf to fuq every night

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>>8799967
I know you all suffer from penis envy and whatnot but why post roided out cultfitters?

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>>8800197
>The second one to the left
What is Jet Li's little brother doing here?

>>8800143
Weeabirb

I've been craving physical affection so much lately, which is unusual because I'm not very big on hugging and being touched. I feel like I've just been more emotional, in general, and I don't know why. My roommate is even worse than me about not being hugged, otherwise, I would be really tempted to see if she would okay with just like platonic cuddling.

>>8799967
Escaped the hurricane too ayy.

If it isn't simply just transphobia, what is the reason you refuse to date post op trans women?

>>8800488
no reason you would find valid
I just don't want to

I'm old fashioned like that

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>>8800488
They are typically unattractive with all the worst of masculine features and neovaginas are not like real vaginas, they're a long way from being so. And the fact that they were born men and don't understand female problems and the effects of female socialization is just icing on the terrible cake. They also typically come with loads of mental problems. There just seems to be no reason to.
Also there are no thicc and somewhat butch women in the tranny zone.

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>>8800488
Hey. I date transwomen but they have to be post op. Most of the women on here have never actually seen a neo vagina and believe the 4chan memes about them. There are cute transgirls out there but the sad, truth is that most trannies are totally unstable. They usually tend to be just fucking cringy overall. Like into weird fetishes like diapers and shit. I have been lucky enough to find a few dateable ones but as >>8800519 pointed out unless they are pretty exceptional it is just easier to date other cis lesbians most of the time. I am only answering this because I am assuming you are another cis lesbian who just wants to know what's up. That's the real story.
(Ps. be ready for them to throw a dysphoria shit storm once a month when you have your period. I know the one I dated did, and like I get it but it also gets old quick.)

>>8800665
GTFO bishit

>>8800404
Good job. Now move to some place where natural disasters are nearly impossible.

>>8800676
>bishit
>AKA:Anyone who doesn't think the same way as I do is a bishit.
Cool story bro.

>>8800683
You touched a dude. You're not a lesbian. It's not about disagreement. It's about fact. You can't disagree with biology. You're experiencing cognitive dissonance. You're a typical bishit.

>>8800696
Right we're done here.

>>8800683
Did you enjoy the taste of scrotum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MnU0eEMyik

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>>8800683
https://bmcmicrobiol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1471-2180-9-102

>After culture on five different media a complex mixture of aerobe and (facultative) anaerobe species was found, with species usually found either on the skin and in the intestine or in the vagina of women with bacterial vaginosis.
>over 80% of transsexual women harbouring M. curtisii

>Three specimens could not be sequenced and the remaining three sequences were identified as molds

>79 different species and 12 possibly novel species (referred to as TSW Genotype A to L) were identified

Of 50 tranny vaginas only 6 are hygienic.

There are bacteria in the tranny vaginas that microbiologists have never even encountered anywhere else.

>>8800704
Yep. You better head back to bigen you fucking dumb ass.

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>>8800721
>trannies can only birth novelty molds

>>8800733
>penile-skin lined neovagina
I am actually sick to my stomach. But laughing because the male genitalia can only create mold.

>>8800744
Gay gen here stopping by. You fucks are literally yeast infection central and are chirping about penises and mold. You need to get a grip on reality sister.

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>>8800665
>dating lesbians is easier than dating mentally ill men
Who would have thought?

>>8800759
Stop projecting, not everyone has a shit hygiene.

>>8800759
>shitdick wants to talk hygiene
L M FUCKING A O
Get back to your containment thread, fagg-o.

>>8800781
>>8800774
Is this middle school or something? People calling each other faggots on the goddam /LGBT/ board. is this real life?

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>>8800809
this is 4chan. calling someone a faggot is almost an endearment here

>>8800816
That is the point. They are trying to use it as an insult...It's like do you realize where you are?!

>>8800759
Oh, it's another one of those gay dudes who is so disgusted by the vag that he can't be bothered to learn how it actually works before slinging insults. Show yourself out.

>>8800845
If you want to be called a whiny aids-ridden mongoloid you can just ask.

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>>8800851
>>8800884
Look how fucking masculine and aggressive these dykes are to this poor wayward fag who wandered into their den. Like a pack of fucking wild animals. Dude's not wrong to point out yeast infections are much more common for women than for men. You would have to be a special kind of idiot to disagree with that... which you probably are.

>>8800894
>fag gets btfo for being a hypocrite on a thread he doesn't even belong in
>"th-these dykes, am I r-r-r-right bros!?"

>>8800759
>>8800781
>>8800809
>>8800851
This fucking thread. Never change, /clg/.

Anyways I have my first 8 AM today and I totally don't want to kms.

>>8800999
>Anyways I have my first 8 AM today and I totally don't want to kms.
What are you taking, anon?

>>8800189
>What is a normal libido?
I don't even know.
>How often does /clg/ masturbate?
Not often. I rarely get horny out of the blue, masturbation doesn't satisfy me, and just makes me crave an actual qt to touch.
>How high is your perfect lover's sex drive?
Medium, I guess? If I have a lover around I'm willing to have as much or little sex with them as they crave.
>Do you masturbate with out your partner?
I of course don't have a gf, but I think it'd be hot to watch her masturbate. I'd probably feel a bit uncomfortable doing it on front of her, but I suppose I could get into it if she'd like to see it.
>Do you even care?
As long as we cuddle on the reg, everything is daijoubu.

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>>8800222
That's supposed to be an acutal 100% natural women anon.
And since we are in the real lesbian general - would you eat her pussy? What about the Blackie chan on the far right?

>>8800665
>I date transwomen but they have to be post op
That is just disgusting.

>>8801087
Research Methods, we basically learn how to conduct proper scientific research and write formal lab reports. Next semester we're sorted into groups to work on original research based on our interests (ex. antibiotics, robots, genomics, plants, stars).

>>8800809
Faaaaaag.

How do I into /g/?
Should I start by learning a programming language? 3D art? Audio-visual engineering?

>>8801337
>would you eat her pussy? What about the Blackie chan on the far right?
No, since they're not my type.

>>8801337
"She" looks like a man.

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>>8801463
>>8801506
Judgmental lesbians.

>>8801578
It's not because we're lesbians we don't have standards. And men-looking women are not in mine.

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>/clg/ meet-up when?
There was one recently but it was with anons in the discord

>>8801578
Just cause we like girls doesn't meant we would fuck all girls...

>>8801593
>And men-looking women are not in mine.
Same, I like femininity not masculinity.

>>8801601
I KNOW someone here goes to my college, bitch where are you hiding

>>8801601
The French Fries should meet up. Maybe invite some of the other Europoors, as well.

>>8799728
>thin, nerdy, femme, sane
That's my bi friend, straight up

>>8801791
>inb4 "bi ≠ sane"

>>8801749
One of those French fries is my LTR gf and she won't be meeting up with anyone else but me.

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>>8801593
Men looking women are off putting true.

>>8801655
Porn has lied to me - again.

>>8801791
Is he also nihilistic and a with a wicked sense of humor?

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>>8801791
>bi
Oh, you mean basically straight dick lovers that only like to experiment with lesbians cause it's cool?

>feminist social at my school's gender & sexuality center
>most people went for free ice cream, me included
>icebreakers and introductions
>pretty girls were bi or straight, guys were gay
>pansexuals and queers were what you expected them to look
Why are there so few normal lesbians?

>>8801219
>not often
>medium
Those are subjective terms. Congrats on saying nothing.

>>8802162
>school's gender & sexuality center
What the hell is that and why does it exist?

>>8802197
swallow your retarded knee-jerk reaction and think about it for a second

>>8802180
That's why I expanded on it afterwards, Anon. I can't say how often I masturbate because it fluctuates a lot; I might masturbate twice a week, I might not for weeks after. And as I said, I'm pretty much okay with any amount of sex my qt wants to have, which is why there is no 'perfect' sex drive for her to have.

>>8802162
At least yours didn't have people who think they're animals like mine. I swear gays are not so weird that we should be put in a group with these crazies.

>>8801969
She's a bit like that, yeah

>>8802162
Yeah... Almost. When we first started college she told me she was beginning to feel confused about her sexuality and that she would like to experiment with girls (it was a holiday night and we were near shitfaced). About a year later she tells me she's bi.

Not gonna lie though, right off the start I didn't take it seriously and thought she was merely fooling herself. Now I try to be less pessimistic and give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she really can love girls, but one thing I know for sure is that she'll never love one more than she can a dude, on average.

Speaking of bis, it's funny in retrospect looking how my views about them have changed with time thanks to lesgen and 4chin in general.
Back when I was in high school all I wanted was a gf who liked girls, didn't matter to me if she was bi. Then legbutt appeared followed by clg, with that I began to despise bis for being liars, unable to truly love and appreciate the female body.
Now I'm somewhere inbetween. I might date a bi someday, but if I end up cheated on or she leaves me for a dude, I won't say I'll be surprised.

>>8800197
You would kill just to experience for two minutes what's like to have my pussy sewn between your legs, tranner.

>>8800665
Dear chaser, nobody cares. Here we date true biological women. If you're so eager to put up with bootleg's multiple paranoias, be my gest.

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>>8802197
When you go to a very liberal college, there's almost always a center for LGBTQIA+, POC, trannies, and women. Frankly I went for the free ice cream and to scope out any cute girls but as you can see it wasn't a good experience.

>queer socials every Wednesday at Starbucks
>of all or no gender(s)
No thank you.

>>8802213
>people who think they're animals like mine
Fucking otherkin. Honestly gays are just normal people and I hate to be lumped in with trannies too, most of my friends are straight and I'm still closet and tfw no gf.

>>8802281
Iktf, before I visited /clg/ I had no ill thoughts toward bisexuality and even thought it was better than gay cause you get both options right? But reading stories here and getting more in touch with my lesbianism made me realize a lot of "bi" girls are basically straight (almost, always dating guys even if they say they like girls) and they have no long term relationships with girls. I haven't crushed on or dated a bi girl ever, prefer not to, but let's be real that the dating pools of girls-into-girls gets smaller if you limit yourself.

>>8802349
>dating pools of girls-into-girls gets smaller if you limit yourself

>not a man
>not insane
>not sucking dicks 99% of the time
>not fat and ugly
>not in an experimenting phase
Finding a girlfriend is like winning the lottery. It always happens to the others.

>>8800665
Is it okay if I don't have a dysphoria "shit storm" but just get kind of quiet and sad?

>>8802382
Why is there no right-wing, all female, all femme dating site?

>>8802382
oops, I forgot about all those. Finding a thin non-ugly cis relatively normal gold star lesbian is v difficult but they exist. There's me...

please, if anyone is in the Austin area, hmu

>>8802425
>Why is there no all female, all femme dating site when you won't get banned by saying you don't want to date men, obese people or tumblr sexuality?
ftfy

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>>8802438
>banned by saying you don't want to date men, obese people or tumblr sexuality
HER be like

>>8802281
>She's a bit like that, yeah
Sounds like a loser desu senpai.

>>8799982
I will next time, thank you.

It's so hard to breathe during these things.

>>8801655
Its vagina. Lesbians are attracted to the whole package including vagina. Being attracted solely to things like "feminity" maked you a bishit.

>tfw my lesbian friend came out earlier this year
>got a gf today

>tfw I've been out for years now
>tfw still no gf

Should I just end it now? I'm fat (but losing weight), but I feel like I must be horribly deformed or something else that makes me undesirable, and I don't know how to fix it. Even most fat girls don't seem to have issues with finding gfs, so I don't really think that would be something that automatically makes people not want me.

I don't want to be alone forever.

>>8802906
It could be your personality.

>>8802431
I just want a cis goldstar lesbian wife who is relatively close to me. I dont care if she isnt particularly pretty, long as she aint fat or crew cut butch. I would fall in love with her fast.

>>8802921
Yeah, but that's something I can't fix. I don't know what people dislike about my personality or what I should work on.

If that is the issue, it's even worse, because at least I can lose weight or even get surgery. You can't do that for a personality.

>>8802933
>Yeah, but that's something I can't fix
>You can't do that for a personality

Sort yourself oot.
Clean your room.
Slay a dragon.
Rescue your father.

I have to leave the US in a few days and go back to Britain. I hate flying, I always get air sick in a supremely poopy way, plus theres a big chance I miss one of my connecting flights which will leave me stranded in the Deep South, which as a butch, I'd rather just not. I have $30 to my name right now. I'm not flying with a change of clothes, or even a toothbrush, just a laptop, purse, deodorant, wet wipes, and tampons because that thing is fucking due. at best its gonna be a nightmare. most likely its all going to fuck up and I'm going to die. Its bad enough I have to spend a couple of months away from my wife, but flying for 17 hours over three separate flights while crying, bleeding, shitting and poor is Guantanamo level torture. theres no way this can be made any easier or better, is there?

>>8802902
and I mentioned the feminity vs. masculinity aspect as to why I'm not attracted to butches. Vaginas are feminine. Women who act and dress like men are not.

>>8802906
Fat girls aren't attractive generally desu.

>>8802921
How many goldstar lesbians exist though? Most girls used to date guys, kissed one, or even had sex before realizing they're lesbian not bi. I'm lucky I thought I was asexual until I became an adult which made me avoid all contact with boys growing up. But I have no relationship experience, that /khv/ life.

>>8802933
>getting expensive surgery to lose weight
Just exercise lmao.

>>8803011
Surgery for my face/looks, not my weight.
I know how to exercise.

>>8803014
>fat girl quick to defend her ability to lose weight yet is still fat

>>8803020
>fat girl states in her original post that she's been losing weight and has even lost 50lbs so far
>anon acts like they're somehow superior to her even though they're still sitting at a computer browsing 4chan alone, just like the fat girl

But yeah, sure. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

>>8803011
wait i kissed a trans guy does that mean i'm not gold star fuck

for me, butches dressing masc really makes feminine body, facial features etc stand out, it enhances femininity in a startling attractive way (unless fat, fat covers up a lot of things, fat desexes people to just 'fatgender'). desu i understand thats your taste (but would your line of thought lump me in with trans guys as 'the man looking vagina person'? because that kinda hurts)

>>8803006
relax. If you miss the connecting flight because your plane was too late, they will book you the next free seat to your destination. You can always sleep at the airport, it's safe and there will be more people in your situation

If it's not about the plane being late, but you don't have much time to change, just run. If you only have hand luggage, going across one terminal won't take more than 15 min even on bigger airports

Just find something you can do to distract you. A book, a tv series on your laptop, w/e

>>8803056
it can take ages to get off planes because of fat people with massive hand baggages. i'm going to fuckin die penniless in Texas. some cowboy lookin fuck will say 'if you like dressing like a man you can die like a man' and gun me down in the airport Arbys

>>8803081
>fat people
like >>8803014 over here?

>>8803087
yes, down to the birkenstocks, cargo shorts, and tactical bags of cheese puffs

>>8803081
The joys of those murrican gun freedoms you love so much.

truck wont start, walkin to work tonight I guess

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How do i cope with having no gf to comfort me when i'm having a anxiety attack?

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>>8803011
>desu
Found the man

>>8803284
found the newfag.

>>8803240
Don't get run over when you are walking at night, McBurger!

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>listening to romantic af song
>[tfw no gf intensifies]

>>8803319
I'll try, its only about 4 miles. should only take me an hour or so

>>8803326
I hate that I'm not even that ugly and I don't even have a gf.

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>>8803326
How many girls here actually have gfs and aren't shitposting/rping?

>>8803380
Right? I'm pretty chill. I'd date me.

>>8803394
There's a few, I think.

>>8803394
I do, might end up single tho

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>>8803409
>Right? I'm pretty chill. I'd date me.
I'm really chill too. I'm so chill, I'll date you and myself.

>>8803567
What vidyas do you play?

>>8803567
That one cool friend who brings the best snacks.
That one asshole who eats more than their share of the snacks and doesn't bring shit.
That one friend who's constantly scandalized by everyone else's shit-talking (doesn't matter how long you've known each other).
That one friend who's terrible at every game but has a good time anyway.
That one friend who's a bit of a tryhard but tries to dial it back a few notches.

>>8803556
>tfw I've been going on dates with a 19 year old lately

>>8803567
>tfw I just beat another game in my backlog and now I'm down to three (3)

>>8803394
Yeah, I have a gf but I'm not like most anons here. I live in a gay-friendly area and I'm cool with approaching girls and flirting with them. I'm thin, attractive, dress well, have a good job and my own place. I don't expect more from a gf than I have to offer.

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>>8803498

>>8803394
I used to, but I broke up with her. She was the one who asked me out, but during the relationship I was doing all of the work. I was the one who had to travel to her, I had to start our conversations and carry them because she didn't like talking, when I asked her what she wanted to do she said whatever I wanted to do, etc. When I expressed how I felt the relationship was one sided she seemed surprised and said that she thought it was fine and that this is what a relationship is to her.
She also wouldn't let me touch her in a sexual context. She was all about cuddling and holding hands and leaning against eachother, but anytime I wanted to kiss or play she pushed me away. Despite this she would dress in clothing that she knew she looked attractive in when we saw each other and flirted constantly on dates. Three months into the relationship I had to explicitly ask if I could kiss her for the first time and even though she agreed to it she pulled away quickly, said she was really hungry, and left the house for three hours to get food.
I still feel like I fucked up. I don't know why she asked me out if she didn't want to talk with me, touch me, or get to know me.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>8803598
If I were any better at FPS games, I would be down to play with you. I suck at them though. I suffer from potato aim.

>>8803380
Maybe it's because you have a shitty personality.

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>>8803640
You dated her for 3 months and never kissed?

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>>8803640
>A tolerant queer man-hating feminist tries dating another woman and hates it

>>8803011
If you don't worship the pucci you don't deserve the pucci tbch - cis goldstar lesbian or kys.

>>8802933
It's not so much a personality that is bad - but the way you react. Like someone can say "they have an annoying personality" but it's really because that person chooses to nag others, doesn't read social cues or know when they must stop. It's not their personality, but their lack of awareness. If they stopped to think about their actions they would be seen as more tolerable, people wouldn't be annoyed by them. All it takes is some adjusted thinking. I was like that. Began to notice what people disliked and started to changing the negative actions they saw. Almost immediately those people become friendlier and interested in you. It's not the personality - it's about making the right decisions socially.

>>8803686
>it's about making the right decisions socially.
d/a, but that gets exhausting after a while, and in the end you're just playing a role so that people will like you better. You haven't actually changed.

>>8803693
It doesn't get exhausting because once you change your thinking you start to make those decisions instinctively.

>>8803651
>potato aim
This is why I stick with the Team based shooters.
>tf2, overwatch, paladins
sure, I die alot but if the objective is done we win

>>8803661
>whine about tfw no gf when I don't even try to date girls
sounds like I do.

>>8803686
More of an issue of not liking butch girls. I wouldn't let one touch me or my pucci cause I'm just not attracted to a woman in man clothes.

>>8803036
>wait i kissed a trans guy does that mean i'm not gold star fuck
Was it gross and hairy with a man voice?

>>8803712
As long as you aren't attracted to men in women's clothes - we won't have a problem.

>>8803711
>paladins
Hmm.

>>8803707
Well ymmv then. After a few years of playing the social game all day every day, I was pretty fucking burnt out. Plus I vehemently hated myself and everyone else.

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>>8803717
>men in women's clothes
Fuck no, of course I'm not attracted to trannies. Men who act like men and women who act like women are infinitely and objectively more attractive than trannies.

How long can you stare at another girl's cameltoe in her yoga pants before she thinks you're a lesbian and are checking her out?

I don't know how people summon the optimism to date, all I can see when I consider dating a girl are the incompatibilities that will eventually scuttle the relationship.

>>8803733
Dubs demand an answer.

>>8803744
seconded

>>8803724
Could be indicative of some other issue. I'm sure you have a fine personality in and of itself. You just aren't meeting the right people. I hope you have at least a few friends you feel comfortable with.

>>8803728
>men who act like men
Better watch yourself around these parts. We don't take kindly to no bishit.

>>8803737
THERAPY

>>8803748
>objectively
Gay men prefer cis men, not FTMs, no? That's what I meant. No one likes trannies on either side, guy or girl.

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I've reached the point where, when I'm complimenting a girl on something, I just want add like a "full homo" comment. Girl. I'm saying your hair is pretty because I'm gay. This isn't a straight girl comment, I promise.

>>8803717
Paladins is okay-tier
mostly play it because coworkers do
plus it's free

>kinda sad the best I can say for it is "it isn't terrible"

>>8803756
Add a "If you were gay, I would totally ask you out."

>>8803733
please answer

>>8803689
She's certainly political. She paralyzed by how much political shot she consumes. The one time she opened up to me it was a tearful confession of how terrified she is of the rest of the world. How she's read about so many awful ways that she would be targeted for being gay and brown and how dangerous it would be to be herself out there. Granted, we live in a midwestern fuckhole, but we also live in one of the most left-leaning places of this state and its unlikely she would be assaulted. I had a lot of things I wanted to say, but she was already sobbing and I didn't want to make her feel worse the first time she let herself be vulnerable around me.
I think she genuinely believes that she wants to be with a women, but she has so little experience outside her bubble that she has no idea what to do with other people, let alone girls.

>>8803662
I didn't want to push her. If I had it my way we would have been making out on the regular by week one or two.

>>8803756
just add a winky face

>>8803766
Your coworkers play vidyas with you? That's pretty cool. Most of my coworkers are nearly 20+ years older than me. I don't think they'll be down for any sort of gaming.

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>>8803770
It's tempting. I've honestly reached that point. It doesn't help that I'm always confused for straight, and the girls I tend to be interested in are also slightly femme, and ambiguously straight.
>>8803779
This is a verbal conversation, though. My barista winked at me, though, the other week, and I almost dropped my drink.

>>8803792
Yeh, smoke with some on occasion as well
We call it "team building exercises"

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>>8803778
I'll make out with you, anony.

>>8803748
>THERAPY
I'm not being unrealistically pessimistic though, I'm usually right when I (privately!!) guess about what's going to end up tanking the relationships of others.

>>8803806
Where can I get me some badass coworkers like that?

>>8803819
If you can see the issues coming you should talk about it with her. Maybe have a discussion about your worries and hers with the relationship. If you're both open and honest about how you feel, things tend to work out. If you fail, you have more experience with relationships and will be better prepared and able to work through rough patches in the next one. If you succeed you keep your cute girlfriend. It's a win-win, friendo.

>>8803850
in the service industry

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>>8803854
What kind of service?

>>8802349
Fellow Longhorn!

By the way, don't take Human Sexuality with Dr Brownstein if you can avoid it. It sounds fun, but it's super anxiety inducing. He calls on EVERYONE, and especially so if it looks like you're trying to avoid him.

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Hey Kek, how did your interview go? Did you get the job?

>>8803851
>have a discussion
What's the point in discussing something you can't really change?

>>8800911
Still ignoring the point.
>Dude's not wrong to point out yeast infections are much more common for women than for men.

Go ahead. Say it isn't true.

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>>8803860
food service most often
but also grocery and box stores
>Walmart, Best Buy, etc
they're all kind of clique-y

or was that an attempt at being lewd?

>>8803866
Hey what's up? Are you the UT anon? I'm down to hang out if you're fine with it, pretty free tomorrow. I also haven't made many friends yet so it'd be cool if we could.

Wasn't planning to, I'm doing a BS so I haven't thought about room for electives at the moment. That sounds scary anyway desu.

>>8803895
I was just messing around with you, McBurger. We're still getting high and eating noodles together one of these days, muh nigga. Don't you forget it.

>>8803901
it's a trans mutant

>>8803919
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hrMawW5J6NU

>>8802448
I just want HER to let me filter other people's profiles' by sexuality instead of just age and distance (or, better, filter who can see you...no good me setting my profile to only show girls within 5 miles if people 500 miles away are still allowed to see and heart mine). Since there's a limit on the number of notifications you can get and you can't actually dismiss ones you're not interested in, it's really fucking annoying having your notifications fill up with useless matches.

I'm guessing this is a common problem for clg. Maybe I should just get really cavalier about messaging anyone I'm slightly interested in, rather than my current method of messaging the best girls and then leaving girls I'm only kind of interested in (mostly girls that look compatible/decent but are bi, or lesbians that look mediocre) hanging round in my match list for when other conversations dry up. I swear 95% of the people that like my profile I have no interest at all in.

>>8803960
HER is an awful app desu
Allowing trannies on is only the tip of the gigantic turd that is HER

>>8803960
>lesbians that look mediocre
Describe? You mean like fat or short hair butch?

>>8803875
Because you would be communicing your concerns to your girlfriend instead of making decisions based on educated guesses.
The flaw doesn't nessisarily need to change and seeing change as the goal is an unproductive way to look at it. Being aware of her weaknesses is important, but only because they help you understand who she is and why she does the things she does. When I started shifting my focus from putting up with issues to understanding them I fought a lot less and found more to love in the person I already adored.
Deal breakers are deal breakers, though, and if she's crossing them then it's not going to work.

You have to be open about who you are and what you need from her. She needs to reciprocate this as well. You gotta talk to eachother about the shit that's bothering you instead of letting it sit around out of fear of rocking the boat

>>8801593
Most of the cows in this thread are probably more hon looking than half the trannies shitting up the thread. But it's ok. They only date super models.

>>8803980
Just because you have no standards doesn't mean we all do. Fat butches, smokers, extreme tumblrsexuals, the underage and people more than 5 years older than me go into the "instant rejection" pile instead of the "consider for later" pile. I don't have a clear type but I'm really picky about appearances when I don't have enough time to form a close emotional connection with the girl first (love is blind if I do). The number of girls I'd willingly fuck on sight is something like 2-10%. Mediocre lesbians would be girls that have any combination of the following:
>objectively attractive but don't do anything special for me
>located far away / very different life situations
>extremely attractive but obviously have nothing in common or might have clashing personalities (e.g. people who it's obvious from their profile are heavy drinkers)
>a lot in common with me but I'm not really attracted to
>I can't tell from photos if I'd be attracted to them or not IRL and don't want to risk the awkwardness of having to reject them after one date

Wish my uni did old-fashioned speed-dating desu, so much easier to tell if there's chemistry in person than trying to guess from photos.

>>8803976
Still better than Tinder desu, the app where you can set yourself as lesbian and still get shown cis men.

>>8804049
On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive do you consider yourself to be?

>>8804063
9 desu, although I probably wouldn't tell other people that.

I reckon if you asked 100 people on the street you'd get a spectrum from 5 or 6 to 10, leaning towards the higher numbers. I'm aware that I have flaws and I'm not the stereotypical objective hot girl for my country (tall, fit, blonde, huge boobs, tan, etc), but almost nobody I've met IRL prefers that anyway and I'm still slim with a good figure and nice face. I know that I register as above average to most people, but I'm not gonna be surprised or offended if someone's not attracted to me because everyone's got different types.

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>>8804092
Get a load of this narcissist.

>>8804092
>9
>I probably wouldn't tell other people that

Because it's a lie.

>>8804111
Guilty, I'd fuck myself if I could. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8804116
That's the only person who would.

>>8804116
You're delusional. That is what you are.

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>>8800176

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>>8804092
>I'm a 9
>I'm not tall, fit, or have boobs and I'm pale
>other people will classify me as 5 or 6
>b-but I'm a 9 desu, I swear

>>8804113
Nah, because it seems arrogant, nobody ever rates themselves that high off anon, even the 10s (even though it's not that high when you think about it, top 10% is nothing special).

I get significantly more matches than other lesbian friends and have always had a lot of attention from the same sex and opposite sex and no trouble finding partners, I'm not gonna become insecure about myself because of someone on an anonymous image board angrily samefagging because I said I think I'm attractive and also wouldn't want to one-night stand most of the girls I see on apps (which isn't really a controversial opinion). I don't really want to argue about it because everyone's a dog on the internet and there's no point going back and forth like "b-but I do have big boobs! I just meant I didn't have exaggeratedly huge fake ones!!!" when I could be lying anyway.

>>8804147
>even the 10s (even though it's not that high when you think about it, top 10% is nothing special).

As if there is an equal distribution for each level of attractiveness. Most people are average.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_distribution

>>8804092
lmfaaaao you are not a nine

be more obvious that you're trying to compensate for garbage self-esteem by faux bragging lmao

>>8803872
It was good I think. I passed the first filter and have a second interview in Monday.

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>>8804222
Nice! What does the second interview consist of?

>>8804232
I don't know exactly. I just want to sleep right now.

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>>8804286
Okay. Goodnight.

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Hello /clg/, I apologize for my sudden intrusion. I’m just an /a/non that decided this might be an appropriate place to ask, please excuse my crossboarding.

As for why I’m here, I’d like to ask if there are some things in particular that a straight girl might do that could easily be misunderstood as a sign of interest? I’m a med student in my second year and I had to turn four girls down in the past two years of being here. I’m generally affectionate with my friends in general, but I haven’t had any potential gentlemen callers that have expressed any interest. However, before I cross that out as a potential reason, I wanted to seek first hand opinion to see if I’m doing from my end. Needless to say, not being able to reciprocate the feelings of someone that’s interested in you isn’t a good feeling and I’d like to prevent this from happening in the future.

Thanks for taking the time to read my post. I’m not sure if a straight person like me is supposed to be here, and I’ll gladly get out of your hair if I’m intruding too hard. I apologize in advance. ;_;

>kissless 22-year-old virgin
>not rich
>looks are probably average at best
>awkward, next to zero charisma
>once got asked "What grade are you in, sweetie?" by the cashier at Bed Bath and Beyond
>not out, grew up in a very conservative social circle
>been confessed to by female friends before but panicked and cut off all contact
>because no girl would ever really want me
>or if they did, they wouldn't stay because sooner or later they'll find better fish in the sea
I don't know what to do to transform myself into a keeper, but I'm working on it. Even studied half my ass of to get into a fairly prestigious university with a $100k average starting salary for graduates in my program, all for the sake of becoming a better girlfriend candidate. Not sure if that's enough to be a selling point but hopefully now I won't be deadweight in a relationship.

What should I focus on next? Sexual expertise? How do I safely find girls willing to let me eat them out for practice? Tinder isn't an option because someone from college might recognise me desperately begging for pussy. And I can't imagine that a complete loser like me would have any success hitting on girls in clubs.

>>8804510
>turned down 4 girls
FUCKING STRAIGHT GIRLS JUST PUT OUT RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8804511

I feel like your significant other should love you for who you are and not your material worth. I don't know if that's too naive of me to say, but perhaps you could try interacting with more naturally rather than trying to draw them in through socioeconomic status?

Is this advice perhaps too naive? I don't know you that well since we're all anons but from what I read, I feel like you could be a capable lover that can respect the wishes of your significant other. As for the sexual stuff, if the person truly loves you, wouldn't they be patient enough and guide you through the process?

I'm no authority in dating since I've been single for nine years, but I feel like you should follow your heart rather than following what society says.

>>8804528

S-Sorry. ;_;

>>8804510
>I had to turn four girls down in the past two years of being here
I'm dense as a harem mc so I can't help you with the signals thing, but whatever magic you have, I want it (jk, having to turn down people you care for platonically sucks).

>>8804542
Only parents love unconditionally. You want a mommy not a lover. Improve yourself to increase your attractiveness.

>>8804559
I think thats partially true but you shouldnt have to change your entire person to be loved.
everyone has flaws

>>8804558

It is indeed one of the worst things you could experience. They're all wonderful friends of mine and it weighs very heavily...

Luckily enough, I've managed to remain good friends with them all. I may have been shying away with hugging them after the initial rejection, but things have returned to normal.

>>8804559

I guess I've always been on that "friendship evolving into something more" boat for a long time, which leaves more room for the person to accept your flaws as time goes by before expressing romantic interest. Your insight is probably helpful too and I might be just too autistic or something.

>>8804560
>>8804562
I'm not saying anyone has to meditate for a decade and become some perfect enlightened god before she finds a partner. You're both right we all have flaws and your partner will too. Work through them to be the best version of yourself you can.

Your partner will only be as flaw-free as you are.

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>>8804580

I didn't mean to sound like we shouldn't strive to become the better version of who we are. I am 100% with you on that!

>>8804542
Thanks anon, you're very kind. I don't know what brought you here to the bowels of the internet.

>if the person truly loves you
That's just the thing. I don't have anything to offer a girl. I don't even have a real personality, nothing I do in life is particularly interesting (unless you count masturbating to fantasies of someone wanting me under the covers at 5 in the morning). The concept of a woman truly loving me is absolutely fucking alien.

I'm not looking for reassurance or anything, I've already made my peace with it. I just want to know what factors I should prioritse on improving in order to convince cute girls that I'm worth keeping around.

>>8804606
self worth is the big one I would say
you need to value yourself before someone else can value you

It's officially 3 months without cigarettes, when do I start pressuring for that hymen?

>>8804627
Is that you burger? Is that the deal with your girl? Bring it up - "anniversary of my 3 months without cigarettes" and then fuck her.

>>8804632
lol yeh is me
I'm hoping to be a bit more smooth than that
shit I just realized it's almost five months since we started dating

>>8804611
Do I really need to value myself if I'm at least really good at pretending I do? Some of my friendships have been going on for eight years already, and not once has anyone noticed if I have issues with self-esteem (and I don't believe I have any issues anyway). I'm usually one of the go-to examples for self-assurance among the people I hang out with.

>before someone else can value you
That doesn't even matter to me. As long as she stays by my side, she could think I'm lesser than the dirt beneath her shoes and I'd probably just get off on it.

>>8804654
Take her out to a nice restaurant and then surprise her with jewelry.
If she doesn't give it up after that, then break up with her.

>>8804606

I think all anyone wants in a relationship is a devoted lover that will always be there for them, right? As long as you're willing to offer your significant other your love and devotion, that should be plenty.

It saddens me to see you regarding yourself so lowly like that. Just like >>8804611 said, people can't value you until you value yourself first. Please feel free to disregard me since I'm not very credible due to the little amount of experience I have, but the brief two years of what I interpreted as love had nothing to do with what I could offer him or what he could offer me. It was just attraction on a fundamental level because we just liked being near each other.

Do you have a reason to believe you're an awful person, anon? If not, you're most likely a wonderful person in your own way.

>>8804671
the fact that you have it burried so far down is an issue. it's not healthy mentally or physically
you should aim to be happy before anything else my friend

>>8804654
>smooth
Well you know her the best out of the people here. Romance her, snuggle up to her, remind her that you haven't touched a cigarette in 3 months. Then ask for her to take the edge off kek

>>8804683
>>8804677
sit down dinner sounds nice, break out the one dress I own and make the reservation come payday

idk about jewelry tho, she never wears any
but if I buy it for her she may

>I even bought a little attachment for the strap
>she's scared of the blue one I got

I had my first date in a while with someone I met off Tinder. She was really cute and sweet. We bonded a lot over our anxiety. We didn't kiss because I was sick but I think she wanted to. We've been texting a bit since yesterday. I really like her anons but I don't want to scare her off. When do you think I should ask her on another date? Also any relaxing date ideas for two girls with anxiety?

>>8804752
>relaxing date ideas for two girls with anxiety
Horror Movies

>>8804752

Perhaps if you took it slow, you won't scare her off?

What if, for the next date, you both went to a nice park or something and brought an item that's precious to you and have her do the same. Explain why it's precious and perhaps you guys can get to know each other better that way.

As far as how soon, I think telling her that you had a fun time with her as soon as possible would be alright, and hint at the fact that you'd like to meet her again at some point, and then set a date that you both feel comfy with when the topic gets to that point.

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>>8804767
That's a really cute date idea anon. We actually walked around a park talking on the first date so I think I'll try something else but I'll keep that in mind.

>>8804761
As far as I'm concerned that's not actually a bad idea. I love horror movies and something scary might give us an excuse to cuddle together.

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>>8804793

Can you actually cuddle to scary movies? Wouldn't you be too scared to actually enjoy cuddling?

I would suggest something cute like Disney movies.

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>>8804797
I imagine she might get spooked by a skellington (pic related) or something and cuddle me for safety.

>>8804837

As someone that is also spooked easily, the clinging out of being spooked and cuddling are two different things because the latter is enjoyable but the former isn't.

>>8803819
No, but therapy can help you learn to catch yourself from getting stuck in that sort of thinking. It will help you "reroute" your thoughts to not be so pessimistic.

Your relationships might fail because you see the bad parts, and that's all you can focus on, subconsciously or not. You can't truly commit yourself to a relationship if you already have hang-ups going in.

>>8803637
Well fuck you too

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>>8804925

I'm not the anon you're replying to, but why the hostile response? My immediate reaction to reading the post you replied to was "aw that's nice, good for her!"

Would you like to discuss your feelings? If that's okay with you, that is. I'm sorry if I'm unnecessarily putting you in the spotlight. ;_;

>accidently slept with my cousin's gf
H-help

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>>8804931
I'm jealous of her for having a gf
I want to be thin and pretty,live in a gay-friendly place and have a gf too

>>8804937

Aren't most of these things obtainable? They seem like they require some effort on your end, but they do seem obtainable for the most part. Who told you that these things aren't obtainable? Wasn't it you? Can't you also lift these arbitrary limitations and attempt to obtain what you want?

I don't want to seem like I'm accuse you of being a no-getter or anything, because I'm not. I'm merely pointing out that most of these restrictions are self-imposed subconsciously as we grow up, and with enough effort we can lift them through sheer willpower and dedication.

So what are you waiting for, anon? What's stopping from transforming into a better version of you?

>>8804510
>turn down four girls
>no guys hitting on you
I doubt it's what you're doing anon so much as your appearance is coming across as gay to everyone. What do you look like? Do you have tomboyish mannerisms? What kind of attire do you wear?

>>8805015

I enjoy wearing things that makes me feel pretty. I can't pull off certain looks that I'd like because I'm 6'3, but anything with pants/jeans or knee-length skirts is my powerhouse (I tend to shy away from shorter skirts because they're somewhat embarrassing). As for my mannerisms, I'm not sure if I behave like a tomboy but I'm generally upfront and honest with things which can make me seem a bit abrasive and boyish I suppose?

Gosh, I can't help feel but uncomfortable with all this blogging because of nearly 10 years of being on /a/. I hope blogging of this nature is okay here, please forgive me.

>>8804713
Jewelry is a little early for five months especially since she's not into it. I'd save it for the 1yr anniversary. Find out her tastes before you do. Earrings or necklace are the safest choices.
>>8804937
I'm the anon you told to fuck off. >>8804946 is right, everything is obtainable except perhaps being pretty. You can appear it enough to people if you are thin and put some effort into hair, makeup and clothes. Unless you're really unfortunate, coming across as above average is not that hard.
Otherwise, if you're willing to compromise a little more on a gf, you'll be fine. If you're not that attractive then be OK with a gf who's not that attractive.
One of the key things is are you realistic with your standards, do you have enough to offer the girl of your dreams to make her want you back? I see anons post who can't talk to girls, don't have jobs etc. and then talk about wanting a pretty femme girl with a job who will take care of them. That's not realistic.

Pls i need you, my lesbian 4chan moms, to give me some advice on how to break up with a girl?
She's my first kind of gf and I'm a very non-confrontational person... HELP

>>8805052
Why do you want to break up with her?

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Does anyone also think that streetwear / fashion sense makes a lesbo a 1000% more attractive?
Like these skinny bois can pull streetwear off so nicely! You come up to me like this = instantly in love

>>8805052

Well, we can reason this out, can't we?

If you were her, how would you like to be told?

>>8805057
I met her drunk at a party and she wanted to get into a relationship veery quickly. We went on one date and I'm sorry to say she is just not very attractive to me anymore, physically and personality-wise. She treats me like a dumb little kid and is very loud and sometimes inconsiterate. Besides this we were starting to become pretty good friends so I kind of want to go back to that

>>8805061
That is good advice.
Idk she seems like she is really into me and I don't want to hurt her feelings.

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>>8805065

I think her feelings would be more hurt if she found out that you kept the relationship going despite being not into her.

That's just my guess, though. I would feel that way, and I think most people would as well.

>>8805062
>one date
You're not in a relationship yet, you're not required to have the break-up talk. If she asks to go on more dates, turn her down. Don't see her for a while and frankly, with the way she treats you, I don't even know why you'd want to be good friends with her.
That may be enough of a hint for her to back off. If not, then you can say something. If she asks you why you're acting like that, then you can tell her that after a date, you like her a lot as friend, but not as a gf. She may demand reasons why or say she'll change, but you have to stand firm because this is one time where being too kind is being cruel. Tell her it's nothing she's doing or can change, you just don't find her type.

>>8805059
Streetwear "fashion" is a pretty big red flag for me, actually

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Good morning, anons. Have a good day at work/school!

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bossman gave me the greenlight
time to enjoy my 4 mile walk home

>>8805125
made it home safe, ima go soak in the tub and hope i don't pass out

>>8805269
There's no public transportation where you live?

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>>8805123
I wish I was NEET with autismbux.

>>8805471
there is, but it stops just short of where I live
I'd be paying $1.50 to go two blocks
>there's a bus stop right in front of my work, ironically

>>8805529
Sometimes those bus routes aren't good at calculations. You should see what bus routes might run nearby (caddy-corner, diagonal, adjacent, etc.). I figured out a way when I walked two blocks away from my old work place that took me home in half the time.
There ought to be something that runs most of those 4 miles.

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>>8805616
nah, it's by design
city council believes it would attract "the wrong type of people" if they ran bus routes through their sparkly new apartments and suburbs

>>8805059
Girl on the pic looks like a trap

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>>8805123
Just got back from school,good afternoon to you anons

>>8805059
Is that a man?

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>>8805123
Just 2 hours of lecture today and I'm done. So much homework, readings, and responsibilities though.

>>8805123
I'm on break until mid-October still.
Have to write two papers and study for an exam in early October, though.

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cat just jumped from my headboard onto my chest, waking me up and scaring the fuck out of me
now he's pouting under the bed and I'm awake five hours early
I just want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

>>8806050
You got five hours. Get back to bed and close those eyes.

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Girls like this make me feel lucky to be a lesbian.
Straight girls will never be able to appreciate Asian qts. How sad.

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>>8806136

Not true, I can appreciate the aesthetics without wanting to have s*x with it.

>>8805786
When I was an undergrad, I would try to fit all my classes on Tuesday/Thursday. My classes would run from 8am to something like 7pm. I didn't mind since it meant that I would have a 4 day weekend that entire semester. The semesters that I actually got to do this were my favorite.

>>8806145
Do you like Asian men, Straightie? Or Yuru Yuri?

>>8806154

I do not dislike either of those things.

>>8806050
I don't like it with my doggo wakes me up. He'll pull my blanket off of me, then he'll jump on the bed and start to gently scratch my arm and he'll make all sorts of cute pupper noises. He does it when I don't get my ass up early enough to take him outside so he can shit.

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>>8806157
Are you sure you aren't bisexual?

>>8806176
Fuck off hetshit

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>>8806176

I am relatively positive.

>>8806180
Go away please and stop animeposting, we get enough of that from the youknowwhos.

>>8806195

Sorry, those are the only kinds of reaction images I have. I'll refrain from posting them.

[spoiler]Who are the youknowwhos?[/spoiler]

>>8806198

Oh no I can't do the spoilers here.

;_;

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>>8805123
Yes and no. Morning was filled with proof reading a design document, but in the late hours I had time to actually sit down with our program editor and actually get to draw up some concepts for props and actors.

>>8806198
annie-trays

>>8806244

I assume there is some rivalry or unfriendliness going on between some factions of this place?

I apologize for being all newfaggy and unaware. I posted >>8804510 and stuck around to see if anyone would have any insightful advice, but then I ended up sticking around because I noticed some people were feeling down and I wanted to cheer them up and stuff...

I do realize I'm overstepping my bounds and being rather intrusive, and I apologize. I'll be out of your hair soon.

>>8806244
>do you want ants?

>>8806278
Lol do yourself a favor and don't come here if you're not a lesbian. You definitely sound new, it's common knowledge /clg/ dislikes and does not welcome trannies, bisexuals, and straight people.

>>8806153
I'm gonna try doing that next semester. My schedule was mostly assigned, so I couldn't just register for whatever times I wanted. MWF is 2 hours in the afternoon and TTh is an 8 AM and 5 PM, really inconvenient. Wouldn't exam days be hell though?

Discord needs new blood, please join...especially if you are a kind/nice person.

>>8806450
Invite? I'll join.

>>8806450
I'll join, but I'm at work right now. Later, mkay?

>>8806450
>joining the discord only to get kicked out later since everytime it's active you're either working or sleeping

>>8806461
>>8806455
Yaaaay! Link is in the OP, the pastebin. Looking forward to meeting ya.

>>8806450
I am also interested and also at work! Unless two people was all you needed.

>>8806584
I definitely want to talk to you too, anon!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G9XAwlP5V8&t

I'm impressed it actually looks better than expected, I thought it would look like complete ass like NTR. I'm also glad they didn't change the seiyuu they used for the manga PV. Tsuda Minami voicing lesbians is always good.

>>8806906
Do we know what staff is working on it yet? Can't watch the pv or do much research with slow rural data.

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>>8806943
You tell me. I can't read most of this.

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>>8806906
>Citrus looks decent compared to the turd that is NTR
>on the other hand Nights of Azure 2 is so fucking shit it's an insult to the first game which was already far from being great
Fuck Gust.

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>>8806983
>caring about games
Enjoy your eternal bisexuals.

>>8806966
Passione, huh? Haven't watched any of their other projects, or any of the director's recent ones. Series compo guy's first time in that role but he did scripts for some good flipflaps eps (but also some less good ones).

>>8807004
At least post the names you fucking weeb.

>>8806989
What the fuck does games have to do with bisluts?

>>8807008
Takahashi Takeo for director.
Hayashi Naoki for series compo (this one is in katakana you doorknob), who did flipflaps scripts for 8-13.

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What do you think of cognitive dissonance of this level? I thought catholic lesbians (no yuri meme) was ridiculous but this is fucking nuts.

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>>8806392

O-Oh, okay.

The initial responses weren't mean right away so I thought it would be alright to remain for a while. I sincerely apologize, my dear lesbian anons.

Before I go, I just wanted to say to everyone that you all seem like wonderful people, and while I may not have the credibility to say you shouldn't feel down about yourself, you all should at the very least see your own self worth and understand how every human bean is valuable. Don't worry too much about not having a significant other just yet and keep working on becoming the better versions of you that you hope to be. Try not to be frustrated, upset, or depressed about your current situation because it's always the darkest before the dawn. Especially you, the anon that felt like you didn't have anything to offer to your significant other. Just the fact that you worry about something like that means you'll be caring enough and I think anybody would be lucky to have you. If there's anything I learned as I turn 27 soon, it's that good things do happen to good people.

Farewell /clg/, I shall return to /a/ now! Best wishes to all of you!

>>8807073
How many goats do you think they were paid to pose with that flag?

>>8807077
I didn't mind, you were kinda sweet. But you were bound to be chased out eventually.

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>>8807077
Wait, before you go do tell what's your favorite animu and what do you think of hime cuts?

>>8807086

Seto no Hanayome, and absolutely fantastic.

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>>8807095
Your taste is acceptable. You may go in piss now.

Anime = Trannime

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>>8807128
Kind reminder that trannies have no place in anime.

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>>8807073
There were a lot of cute hijabi at my high school. I would date a modern Muslim girl, as long as, I know her dad or uncle won't try and behead/stone us.

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>>8806617
Off work and ready for a neato sweeto invite.

>>8806450
a kind girl just left this thread but she is straight

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>>8800519
i think i watched this girl get paid to step on people in an overwatch cosplay at crx. pretty sure.

>>8807260
How come the only things girls get paid to step on are men's genitals and cats?

>>8807260
i mean when i saw, she was stepping on his head while he laid on the floor thumbs-up and smiling for a camera.
i wish you didn't remind me of that video i saw when i was 14, btw

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>>8807251
>she is straight

>>8807283
I didn't want her to leave the thread.

>>8807318
What can she even talk about though. If she knew about moeshit/yuri anime I wouldn't mind.

>>8807326
She's from /a/?

>>8807330
She said so.

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>>8807318
>clinging to straight girls

>>8807283
>tfw not a straight girl

>>8807344
I wouldn't mind being friends with her.

>>8807349
>>8807318
We've had hetshit girls around before. They crave attention from the novelty lesbian. Best to ignore.

>>8807365
she was so nice though
she just came here for advice, I believe

>>8807374
The best advice for her is to kill herself.

>>8807374
And didn't leave when she got it. They only stick around to remind you that they're straight - they think that's speshul if they post here.

>>8807374
She came for advice, stuck around to give people positive messages to cheer them up.
Then we asked her to leave.

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Is it racist that I believe that the "straight" girl that visited us is not really straight? Like, I bet if the girl was pretty enough and charismatic enough she could bed her easily. I don't even have a straight girl conversion fetish.

>>8807385
I thought she stuck around because she didn't get any advice.

>>8807390
I got a bi curious feel from her desu

>>8804752
Horror movies like the other anon said are a good idea. Also doing something active like going for a hike or bike ride or something. It's a lot less awkward than having a sit down dinner and thinking of stuff to say.

>>8807390
Duh. They always say "im straight, don't hit on me silly lesbians". Just tell them to fuck off. Even if she was bi she doesn't belong here.

>>8807403
She came here with an honest question and tried to cheer people up. I wouldn't mind her being here.

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>>8807398
Yeah yeah, this. I have the feeling that true straight girls don't attention whore to lesbians, principally because they find dykes gross.

>>8807406
was she attention whoring though?
she left obediently when she was told to leave

>>8807412
Her manners were top tier and she was mature. If she did try to attention whore, I didn't pick up on it.

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>>8807412
>she left obediently when she was told to leave
I really want to fuck her now. Curse me for having a fetish for people I can't ever get.

>>8807405
You're retarded. This is /clg/. If you need "cheering up" go back to dumblr.

>>8807423
She said she was a med student in her advice seeking post, I thought it was cute that she was trying to help people.
Fuck me, I think I have a crush on a straight girl again.

>>8807428
"She" was likely a tranner.

>>8807461
Wouldn't know until we asked. Apparently looks great in jeans and skirts.

>>8807464
>Apparently

>>8807461
She's not, I know her.

t. a friend.

But please don't let the straight girl interrupt the conversation, if you want to be friends with them then you can possibly join the discord, but there are m*n in the discord so you may not want to.

>>8807496
Are you her, except pretending to be a friend because you said you would leave?

>>8807503
No, I'm an legbutt regular, I linked her to /clg/ in the first place because she was talking about staring at a girl's cameltoe in yoga pants.

Just thought if any of you wanted to be in a chill discord with lots of friends and encouragement some of you might be interested.

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>>8807406
>dykes
Fucking dykes man.

I am a heterosexual man and there's nothing you can do about it
:3c

>>8807523
im a tranny and there's nothing you dykes can do about it!

>>8807390
she could be ace whose just confused why girls hit on her and not boyos

>>8807601
That sounds reasonable, she might even still qualify for a gold star.

>>8807519
Could you ask her to come back?

>>8807664
I could, but I warn you she's not really interested in anything sexually. I'd actually say
>>8807601
is most correct. I might encourage her to return when the next thread is made.

>tfw no qt tall ace bff to platonically cuddle with

>>8807601
>people still thinking this is a woman when she's 6'3" >>8805033
Even if that was a rare super tall woman, what woman that tall would wonder why guys don't hit on her? That would be damn obvious to any actual woman with that height.
Stop being so damn gullible, /clg/

>>8807217
Its the pastebin link in the OP.

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I think I should clarify some things. It’s going to seem attention whorey bloggy because it’s going to be about me, but please bear with me for a bit. I’m going to type this on Word first since it’s a lot.

I was sitting in the hospital waiting room when some lewd girl sat cross from me with yoga pants, and was clear that she wasn’t wearing any underwear because I could see the outline of her genitals and whatnot. I panicked and immediately started telling “OH GOD HELP” and described what was happening to my discord friends, but as I did our eyes ended up meeting and she smiled. At that point few things became clearly evident: this girl noticed me looking and that I might have been looking for far too long. I panicked and quickly navigated to the ringtone options and played my ringtone to fake a phone call, got up and pretended to take it, and then hid in the bathroom stall for about twenty minutes detailing what just happened to my discord friends.

As I did, my friend that happens to frequent this board made this post >>8803733 and linked it in chat, obviously as a joke. I had a good laugh and then I realized I actually had a question that you anons might be able to answer, since it’s been on my mind for quite some time now, and asked about the peculiarities of a straight girl that might be mistaken as a sign of interest. I didn’t get any responses but that friend told me this is a slow board and I should check later, but as I checked back I saw some anons make certain posts. Mainly the anon that didn’t seem to value herself, and that my heart feel heavy and sad so I tried to cheer her up with things not founded on experience (since I lack these) but founded on reason.

>>8807869

Seeing sad and depressed anons is like seeing a stray kitten to me. I want to protect them and nurture them. I used to see a lot of them back when confession threads were a thing in /a/ around 2009-2010, and I tried to cheer them up with optimism and support, and I ended up making friends that I still hang out with to this very day in that discord chat I mentioned earlier. Some people regard online friendships as less valuable, but I think depends on the individual. Anyways, I spent some time trying to lift their spirits with comments founded on reason-based conclusions that make sense. I came to realize that I wouldn’t mind talking to these wonderful people that feel a bit down and give them the metaphoric internet hug so to speak, since it makes me happy when I successfully brighten someone’s day and whatnot. And if I fail, at least I tried and hope for a second attempt in the future.

I never got an actual response to my question aside from the one reply that asked me whether I’m tomboyish or not. With that question so far behind now and without answers, my purpose for remaining in this thread is gone. This thread is meant for ladies that prefer other ladies and it isn’t somewhere I belong, but I can’t help feel this desire to keep talking to you people and attempt fill the ones that feel down with optimism and hope for a brighter tomorrow. I’ll promise I’ll get everything that might draw attention to me out of me while this thread auto-sages and make it so that I don’t attention whore in the future to address that one anon’s concerns, would it be okay if a cis gendered heterosexual female hangs around you guys? ;_;

>>8807741

They used to, but they don’t anymore. I’ve only had girls express interest in me in the past two years. I have no intentions to start dating since I’m busy and whatnot, but it’s still weird to go from men occasionally expressing interest in my undergrad years to absolutely none in med school. I don’t consider myself asexual because I’m relatively certain that I do prefer men, but my sex drive is almost nonexistent and I’ve only touched myself once in my life successfully, but that one time is a flicker of hope that I might eventually somehow fix my sex drive one day and be involved in a healthy and fulfilling relationship one day. I’m always upfront and honest so I apologize if this seems unnecessarily forward to you.

>>8807874
>I'm relatively certain I do prefer men
What the fuck are you doing here then, you cockgobbler? Fuck outta our thread.

>>8807881

Because of the two previous posts. ;_;

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Does anyone still deal with some internalized homophobia?
When I realized I was definitely attracted to girls I started to hate myself. I would feel like I was being a predator by even finding them attractive (not staring or anything) and that they would figure out I found them attractive and feel disgusted. And that they should feel disgusted, because I was "unsafe" to be around just like a creepy guy. This feeling was running under the assumption that they were straight, ofc, I don't think I felt this kind of self-hatred when feeling attracted to women who I knew were lesbian? Or at least not as strongly? ...man, now I wonder if this is part of why I was mostly attracted to butches at the time, since they were "definitely lez" in my brain (even if butch ladies aren't necessarily always gay).
ANYWHO... after that I started to accept myself more, and then I was in a 2 year gay relationship, but I still have moments of internalized homophobia or whatever where I feel shame for being attracted to a girl because I feel it means I'm being "predatory" or something.
So, DAE feel this?

>>8807883
see bigen. I post my bi shit to bigen and my lesbian shit to lesgen / clg.

>>8807902

This is going to sound silly, but you were my first /lgbt/ thread so I feel this special bond... and I don't really have a desire to post in other threads for some reason. I did lurk the entire board for a bit after my first post to follow the etiquette lurking before posting further.

I might have autism or something. I'll try to visit that other thread, although I'm not sure if that will be any different because I'm not really bisexual either.

>>8807902
kys yourself out of this thread permanently you bishit.