\mtfg/ - male to female general

>>8798968
that looks like an AT-ST had sex with a hamster

>tfw getting bullied for my fantasy football keeper picks
these motherfuckers take shit too seriously

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>1st for I'm a garbage person that lets all her friends down edition

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I think I'm gonna ask my mom if I can start cooking dinner instead of her.
That way I am more useful and they won't pressure me to get a job as much.

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Reminder that transbianism is a sinful degenerate lifestyle.

>>8798973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKMEDIEcBQ

I was a popular dude and now I'm on a way to becoming outcast tranny

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>>8798978
>tfw garbage person but have no friends to let down

>>8798982
uwu

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>>8798968
thats creepy ;_:
>>8798982
cookin is fun! fun!
i like to cook a lot!!!

>>8798985
yes, and the soultion is to turn the agps into eunuchs and nuke their t so they dont 1. t-rage , and 2. rape

>>8798992
lol I never had the slightest urge to rape before starting hrt

>>8798985
>>8798985
>>8798985
>>8798985

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>>8798996
sure.... once u turn into a twinkhon u will manipulate and rape naive young baby-trans girls
crud of

i have ideas to make my everyday life comfier but i either have no motivation or no practical way to make them work
it's frustrating

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helo freinds we are crowdfundin ellanas packer becasue was in a tragic penile removal accident. please help save elana

>>8799000
I already am a twinkhon and it hurts to get an erection

that wasn't my point though, I think only a small amount of men would actually outright RAPE someone...that's super violent and abnormal behavior

So I enrolled for the woman's only pole dance class and said I was a woman

>>8799008
>I already am a twinkhon and it hurts to get an erection
nice

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>>8799008
see where u dont understand is the agp trannies rape not by violence but by bein smarter,manipulate and coercein trannies
not all rape is violent attack.

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>>8799001
I slap you.

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>>8799010
good girl

>>8799014
hmmmm

>>8799010
Prepare to be beaten half to death and be accused of trying to rape all those poor girls.

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>>8799010
:thenking:

>>8799021
you will never have a boyfriend now

>>8799014
that's funny, i could have sworn you said you were a nice person

i guess that must have been yet another one of your lies

>>8799014
a-abuse!

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>>8799017
hmmmm?

>>8799018
Please don't make those kinds of jokes anon.

>>8799022
But I don't want one of those.

>>8799011
was that sarcastic? or would some people actually find me attractive?

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>>8799028
lots of easily manipulate rapable naive transgirls are ready to date even the least passing transgirl as long as she identifies as trans and take a hrt

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>>8799023
>>8799026
Was light motivational slap, to get anon to make her life better.

>>8799016
._. I only did it to take the class
>>8799018
What if I wear a dancers belt to look like I'm ashamed of it

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>>8799037
oh
s-slap me too?

>>8799022
Just because I say I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not a boy
>>8799027
except that I am a girl

>>8799044
>._. I only did it to take the class
nop, ur a girl

>>8799047
And me.

>>8799050
Sheen are you aware that the no bully act of 2017 made this area a no bully zone

>>8799037
things i'm talking about are nothing major
just like
getting stuff organized, like getting a planner so i don't forget everything
stuff like that
thanks for the slap, though

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>>8799054
I-I'm not bullying!

>>8799054
>tfw you bullied people into voting against the no bully act of 2017

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>>8799010
Good luck with that one.
Im gonna join a sorority!

>>8799036
I don't want to date a woman you weirdo

Did any of you girls experienced orientation change while on hrt?

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>>8799047
N-no, I changed my mind, I'm not slapping anyone, it's too mean.

>>8799048
I don't understand.

>>8799055
I took back the slap, and replaced it with a headpat ok? I just couldn't do it..

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>>8799062
yeah, but probably the result of trauma, not hrt.

>>8799058
It wasn't against the law then! That's why we need the law!
>>8799057
I'm sorry I'm going to have to put you on the federal bully list, you'll have to report to newfags that you are a bully for their safety

>>8799062
i wish
i didn't like myself before transition and i don't like myself after

>>8799063
I'll explain it to you over dinner

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>>8798968

>>8799062
yes, i used to be horizontal before

I heard that quite a few who were into girls before become straight and I'm affraid of guys

>>8799062
yes
I didn't use to find men beautiful and sexy like I do now

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>>8799066
>I'm sorry I'm going to have to put you on the federal bully list, you'll have to report to newfags that you are a bully for their safety
pls no
I-I'm not a bully!
I'm not a bully!

>>8799077
This is a factuality.
It also happens the other way

>>8799062
I'm slightly more okay with non-feminine guys now, although I still prefer girls and girlish guys.

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tfw no bf

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>>8799062
No, and even if I did, I could never be with a man, for many many reasons.

>>8799069
uwu~

>>8799090
Same
But
I kinda chemically castrated mine.
Now hes stuck in the middle

>>8799077
your sexuality basically becomes randomised once you start HRT

there's no real pattern, except you want to be cuddled more

>>8799103
this

>>8799103
Um
No
I definitely prefer boys with silly hats over boys without silly hats

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I want to be cuddled

>>8799110
I want to cuddle someone but have no-one to cuddle.

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>>8799062
I went from "sorta bi but really into girls" to "just barely bi but extremely into guys"

>>8799113
When I admited to myself that I'm trans possibility of being with guy come to my mind. But still I'm affraid of them and hope I will not change

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>>8799065
>but probably the result of trauma
backstory?
Also nice going national socializing in the last thread with diaperfag, nazi anime grills erywhere.

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>>8799125
until you start schlicking to the thought of a boy pinning you down (consentually) and kissing you everwhere

>>8799140
what is your opinion on wearing diaps?

I-I wonder if I'd pass .////.

>>8799125
well, men are 50% of the population anon, so you better learn to deal with it

>>8799113
I went from "bi but fairly into guys" to "I have literally no attraction to guys"

>>8799147
It is not that severe :P

>>8799146
better get started

>>8799146
>"cis" guy visits the thread
>repressed tranny
every time

>>8799154
B-baited!

>>8799154
Username wins

I wonder if my neovag would pass

for science reasons
http://www.strawpoll.me/13826632

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>>8799144
If its a guy just sad and pathetic if its a girl its just weird but I could deff overlook it if I wanted her. She'd have to deal with my own luggage anyways so only seems fair.

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>>8799125
It doesn't change for everyone
I think part of mine was that I was afraid to admit to being trans and looking guys so I blocked out both thoughts. Once I accepted being trans I figured I might as well accept the part of me that was into guys
>>8799142
P-pls

fricc i have this awful sharp pain in my side i think its a cramp someone killl me ok

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>>8799175
Is period.

>>8799175
oh sorry I had to nowhere to put my pen
*removes*
thanks

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liking boys is illegal

>>8799180
what if i like boys and girls
>>8799178
i am real girl now
>>8799179
rude tbqhwy

>>8799180
I welcome the new Bunn Lesbian Dictatorship

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>>8799164
its only good matters for daddy to give me a reacharound and choke me

Being almost 6" tall ughhhh

>>8799194
Are you a literal fairy?

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>>8799192
uwu

you're all doing this shit ironically, yeah?

>>8799203
be more specific

>>8799199
It seem that I'm soon to be hon

>>8799203
Yup

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>>8799203
Doing what?

ELANNA

>>8799209
6" is six inches

God loves you mtfg

who makes the best shitposts

>>8799214
Sorry. 6 foot

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>>8799214
Sup fgt

>>8799218
Hi what's up :3

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tfw no gf who has lots of pet rabbits

>>8799222
Heia. Are you researching trannies cissy?

I FUCKING HATE THE BOY IN THE MIRROR
I WANT TO HURT HIM LIKE NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD

>>8799230
she's a tranny too

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>>8799216
Can you stab me please?

>>8799230
Jesus I'm not that creepy

>>8799233
NO

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>>8799222
Late day at the lab installing and fighting with some new and very expensive fume hoods that feel like they were designed by a preschooler.

Hey Elanna can I borrow some hormones?
T-They're for a friend.
:3

>>8799236
hangs out in tranny thread
talks about previously wondering what it would be like to be a woman
ironic namefagging
wonders about passing ability
beta orbiting known tranny chaser elanna

in what way aren't you a tranny?

>>8799246
I'm a tranny, why doesn't elanna chase me

does she think I'm dumb and ugly?

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>>8799246
I'm not a fucking tranny chaser

>>8799237
I don't know shit about them so what makes these ones so awful

>>8799242
I guess I need a trip now

>>8799246
I'm mostly shitposting, but I have thought about what transitioning would be like, and its effects on my life. I definitely don't have dysphoria

>>8799246
She is too trendy? Like I don't care identify as gender or have dysphoria etc etc

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>>8798992
>thats creepy ;_:
yes i think i prefer the smol hamsters to the tell ones

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>>8799262
chase me mommy

>>8799264
get memed bro

It's 3am and I don't like myself
at all

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>>8799203
yeah it's all a prank lol haha

>>8799203
it's a prank bro
there's cameras over there

I spend a lot of time reading /mtfg/ because I don't know what else to do with my time.

A few years ago I had a younger friend who really really wanted to transition. I strongly discouraged it and tried to help "him" accept himself and focus on more realistic goals. I was convinced that he felt that way because he was looking for something better in life while being really, really gay. I kinda feel bad now. It's funny to think I considered myself some kind of older brother figure giving solid advice

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>>8799264
Uhh, well for one the shippers crushed the crates they were shipped in, twice. This doesn't really reflect on the hoods but you'd think they'd ship like 20k worth of equipment by a better courier. After setting them up we found that the air speed control was in the back. Under a screwed on panel. Inside a pot that you need a precision screwdriver to adjust. Also the front panels don't have hinges, they're held on by some janky plastic thing that's basically like a lock on a computer case.

>>8799295
same

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spent an extra 20 minutes at work because people decided day after day not to do their job and i caught it and had to fix their lazy bullshit

>>8799323
20 whole minutes!?

I can't sleep and hate the fact that my eyes are small

>>8799262
You're a chaser though, you told me so


>>8798830
>But why do you care?
You really should not.
Why not?

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>>8799332
I'm pretty darn eager to go home after 9 and a half hours already spent there.

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Whorelength dress at walmart time :3

>>8799305
>After setting them up we found that the air speed control was in the back. Under a screwed on panel. Inside a pot that you need a precision screwdriver to adjust.

I feel dumb. There has to be a justification for this, but I can't find any info. What's the model?

>>8799305
This is so stupid it's actually bugging me. I almost think you made this up

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>>8799336
Maybe cause I'm not worth the energy it takes to care about someone.
You should use that energy on someone else desu.

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>>8799343
They're custom, forget the manufacturer
And no, this is absolutely 100 percent true. It's a cluster fuck

>>8799336
I'm not

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*chases u*

>>8799357
I mean maybe adjusting settings won't be too necessary if they're being used for something very, very specific

Blow one of the engineering geeks and get him to mod it for free if you really need it

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>>8799352
Everyone should be cared about!

>>8799357
Whatever helps you sleep at night

Is it wrong to take an anime name as your new name?

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>>8799387
no its fine

>>8799387
there is nothing wrong with it, as long as you don't care that no one will take you seriously

>>8799387
as long as it's Rei

>>8799339
post face

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>>8799369
Well yeah but still, even putting them behind a front panel.

And I am the resident handiwoman desu :^)

>>8799387
>tfw anime name but it's english so you get away with it and no one knows
uwu

>>8799402
Karen?

>>8799402
Only names of early Byzantine catholic saints are appropriate. I could be an exception and chose Theodora, since I'm already destined to oblivion

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*chases pounds of sugar*

>>8799417
don't bully lauren

>>8799417
*tips ushanka*
m'komrade

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>>8799371
Almost everyone.

>>8799417
hugg

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Hello girls isn't it a beautiful day outside? ;)

>>8799393
No one would know 'cause it's not a jap name, its a French word

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>>8799420
hugg

>>8799401
I don't know what you mean. :/

I know I flake out a lot during conversation, but what are you gonna be up to this Friday night? I can actually stay up for once. I'm gonna be out all weekend, though.

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>>8799434
Is it Cossette?

>>8799425
Everyone!

>>8799439
hugg

>>8799443
Nope but I like Cosette. I haven't decided on a middle name so maybe that could be it.

>>8799433
its night time
: )

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>>8799447
Nein!

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>>8799441
I had no plans, so if you wanna chat or something I'm down

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Life is hard when is too hot to sleep

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>twitch is down
Man, now I need to actually play games, fuck

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Did anyone else get incontinence issues with spiro? I have to wear a diaper when i go to bed now. I have a doctors meeting on friday and i hope they switch me to cypro..

i just ate chips and now some chip is stuck between my teeth AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>8799536
YES
I hate how much I almost pee myself and how many times I have

>>8799536
tbqhon shouldnt it just make you have to pee more?
that shouldnt affect your ability to actually hold it

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>>8799554

If you have a weak urethral sphincter to begin with, you won't wake up from the need to go, it'll just come out.

>>8799557
darn
spiro doesnt sound very good t b h

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lauren are dust bunnies cute

>>8799483
Try and stop me

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>>8799573
huggggggggggggg

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>>8799575
Who are you and why are you doing this?

Am I only trannie who don't watch anime?

>>8799582
I didnt start watching anime until I started hrt

>>8799582
you are not trutrans if you don't dedicate your whole life to emulate anime girls.

>>8799582
i used to be completely clean but ive watched about ten now
i dont really find the majority of anime interesting, but there are some amazing and emotional stories out there that you shouldn't keep yourself from watching just because of the medium they chose to deliver the story

>>8799582
dokie dokie it's okey
wat's for dinner /mtfg/?
sorry for the cheesy post, i'm on my mac.

>>8799624
>mac

delet this

>>8799624
I eat Kraft Dinner with Ketchup like a patrician

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>>8799598
I guess I'm apg for wanting to look her

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>tfw get frustrated with my cat and yell at him
>tfw feel like am awful terrible person
>tfw start thinking about how I'm just a terrible person in general and will be nothing more than a failed male

>>8799579
it's probably your own personal chaser

dude you uhhh know like when man its like uh yeah you know its like that um yeahyeahyeahyeah you know what i mean

>>8799692
>dude you uhhh know like when man its like uh yeah you know its like that um yeahyeahyeahyeah you know what i mean
a real human being typed this and thought it would be a good post to make on the internet

>>8799692
Same

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>>8799582
i hadnt for the past few seasons but this season im current on quite a few now
its been fun to get back into it
>>8799433
hi there komeiji

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>>8799554
Idk. I woke up and my i felt that my bed was wet and it kept happening every night. I bought some pink diapers though which are nice :3.

>>8799700
haha yeah like uh thanks man

>>8799692
so like you know when that something does that one thing and like the dokie goes crokey

it's phone posters.

>>8799722
>man
thank u for undersatnding me

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>>8799635
But I don't want one of those, I'm not worth chasing..

>>8799730
hey elanna

does anyone else post as a form of autistic stimming?

>>8799735
i'm sorry, allie

we don't choose our chasers; our chasers choose us

>>8799737
sup fgt

>>8799758
i like u ur nice & smart & cool! :)

>>8799735
I'm not a chaser
Honestly some of it is to pass the time but it's because I sleep terriblly and I don't like seeing other people doing the same thing

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I love cute boys

>>8799765
Oh no, you haven't gotten to know me yet have you

>>8799771
A boy called me cute today but I don't like boys

anxiety is the allergic reaction to modern living

horny for snuggles

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>>8799756
Well they should stop.

>>8799769
Ok good.

>>8799771
*cringe*

I want to have big boobies so I'll look like a mommy and everyone'll want to cuddle with me

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>>8799789
actually it just means you have an acidic brain

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2009/12/14/in-the-brain-acidity-means-anxiety/

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/panic-attacks-as-ph-problem/

>>8799794
horny for sex

>posting news
yeah sure i believe it all

let's fight.

>>8799799
i want smaller boobies

>>8799805
let's trade

>>8799809
mine are small

I mean why would I even wanna be a girl anyway

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Why are ftms so disgusting? Just seeing them makes me distressed.

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>>8799396
K...

>don't want to get SRS until it is an actual surgery with idealy vat grown tissues and organs and not the horrifying mutilation it is currently that creates an open wound
>don't feel extreme genital dysphoria
>this leads to people claiming I'm just a fetishist and not trutrans or whatever brand new meme phrase is floating around the shithole that is /lgbt/ these days

It's depressing desu because you can tell that most of the people who do this type of shitting on people are trans themselves and so self loathing they need to take their anger out in any way possible. Before the current meme buzzwords AGP used to be thrown around like candy.

>>8799813
idk i feel like as an mtf these feelings might arise from them being able to be cis women but instead transitioning to a gross man

>>8799813
>fish dick >testosterone queef

>>8799823
you'll be waiting at least 20 years

I love girls so much its making me cry women are so amazing

>>8799823
it's going to keep happening until people can accept HRT is a medical issue and not a psychological gender game played to pass.
they're trying to dehumanize you. avoid them if they don't acquiesce.

>>8799831
*cringe*

>>8799829
I'm okay with that.

>>8799831
that's a bit weird, anon

>>8799823
>want a vagina
>feel genital dysphoria
>no idea what the government sponsored SRS would end up as, i have choice of either Sweden or Finland or someone who charges me a lot of money.
>know that i'll never get ovaries and just give up hope of getting a vagina

chubby mommy

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Me and DC are back together
and I'm gonna move down to Louisiana and be his maid
and he's gonna have sex with me and beat me uwu

my elanna simulator was so hard on my computer that it caught on fire and ended up burning down the house, the ass was too phat nff

>>8799839
i give up on vagina every day

>>8799848
wtf

>>8799846
yuck
thinking about you two fat pieces of shit makes me queasy

>>8799846
cute

>>8799850
I believe they said their Elanna simulator overheated and burnt there house down.

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>>8799850
ahead of it's time, this world is not ready yet

>>8799859
I'm not a pear im a human bein

>>8799858
I herd dat

>>8799870
I SAID I THINK THEIR ELANNA SIMULATOR OVER HEATED AND BURNT THEIR HOUSE DOWN

>>8799876
WHY ARE WE YELLING

>>8799878
I HAVE LOTS OF PENT UP EMOTIONS AND NEED AN OUTLET THAT ISN'T DRINKING

>>8799881
Teach me how, I've drank all but one day this week

>it's another round of can't sleep? do meth

>>8799884
You're barking up the wrong tree so have I

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>>8799890
Na drink, it fun.

As someone who used to browse here way too much don't take anything anyone says seriously and do NOT take advice from here

boobs

>>8799846
Be sure to have a way to get back home if it doesn't work.

>>8799848
i had to uninstall my elanna simulator because it needed a lot of RAM and came with a load of viruses

>>8799909
i needed to install and extra 128gb of ram to handle her diaper alone

>>8799898
/mtfg/ is the worst place to try and get advice if you're actually mtf.

This general is the most wretched place on the entire site.

>>8799898
see >>8799906

>>8799884
maybe like lots of weed and caffeine would help?

>tfw only smoked two bowls of weed today and haven't spoken to a human in hours
=\

tfw no alcoholic bf to buy me alcohol

>>8799915
I'm leaning towards some good ol amphetamine

i burnt the rice i was going to eat because my brother and his druggie friend were here and i didnt want to interact with them so i ahd to leave the rice covered for an extra five minutes but now i dont have anything to eat

>>8799906
it probably won't happen for awhile
he has to finish school in the spring

>>8799914
that sounds like decent advice to me
too cynical tho

>>8799920
:'(
Wait for them to go away or go buy snacks @_@

>>8799924
i dont have any money

>>8799919
sounds like a plan. what are gonna get?
>>8799917
that's like me every day

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>tfw probably going to work a quick internship this month that might turn into a long-term job
gonna get that cash money

>>8799920
just eat the top layers of rice that isnt burnt and then let the pan soak

>>8799931
i ended up just eating it all

>>8799929
internships never lead to real jobs

>>8799934
Why do 100% of the people that I know who did internships work for the company that they interned with ??

>>8799928
drugs lole

>tfw internship would spice up my resume

>>8799940
LMAO

>>8799940
Haha.

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>>8799940
Fucking hell.

/mtfg/ show me your butt

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>>8799934
I know plenty of people that've had internships and co-ops lead to full-time jobs
>>8799949
no

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>>8799949
i posted it a couple of threads ago already but here it is.

>>8799953
show me it

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hello im an egg they refused to break
ask me anything

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>>8799949

I love my body now that I'm a girl

>>8799934
they often do, i think you may have just gotten unluck

>>8799957
that refuses*

I think I just had like a religious experience

>>8799955
hmmmmmmm

>>8799956
you have to sneak into my room to see my butte

>>8799973
could you explain?

>>8799973
Were you touched by an angel?
Did the angel have a beard?

religion is cool, but people rarely care about it even if they're asking silly things like why

>>8799991
>religion is cool
fooling yourself because thinking is too difficult… is cool?

btw uh okay i should stop arguing with no reason >_>. but sometimes i can't help mysellllf

>>8799983
>>8799988

I was just focusing on how things I love make me feel, like the pure emotion of love. After a few minutes I started feeling amazing but not in like a sexual way or anything, just like a total goodness, and I sort of disassociated from reading. I felt like I was in the presence of something. I could see this bright light but it went beyond just seeing, i was like transcendentally aware of it, i could see and feel this brightness. I felt like I was in space seeing the sun or something but even more so. I don't think I can accurately describe it. it was pure awe. i felt like I sort of drifted back to realize after seeing swirling colors i front of my eyes

I'm completely sober

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>go over calorie limit
>force self to vomit
who else

>>8799999
Nice get f a m

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>>8799996
Don't hurt yourself with all that edge.

>>8800008
this is as clear a sign i think ill ever get
there is a God

>>8799957
okay some other day friends

>>8800007
Why didn't you NoFood with me?
I can restart if you're down for a 3day.

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>>8800012
Are you sure you didn't just have a stroke?

>>8799999
cute, but it can be explained without having to bring up religion.

>>8800010
sorry…

can we start NoFood & end NoFap on the same three day binge?
and can we also end NoDrug on that day?

>>8800020
Can't go that hard. People will notice.

>>8800003
just checking ;w;

>>8800021
yes

>>8800029
>>8800000 i mean

>>8800024
mtfg is disqualified from nofap due to chemical cheating

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Im going to get a haircut and then Im going to cry and want to kill myself afterwards.

dont do drugs. be a good girl instead.

>>8800033
>mind your own business
Never. I Refuse to let the next generation of tranners grow up in the framework i did.
get your fat out of here.

>>8800035
don't get a hair cut D:
be a good girl instead
hugg!

>>8800036
how can I be a girl without taking drugs, beepy?

>>8800036
drugs r nice gib drug

>>8800045
increase your semen intake

>>8800022
I don't know how else to explain it, I've been praying for God (was not at the time sure if anyone was listening) to be revealed to me for the last few days too, I've never experienced anything like this before

>>8800024
They say the longer you NoFap the better it feels when you StartFap. You should keep NoFapping until StartFap makes you pass out.

>>8800046
*hits lana w newspaper*
bad

>>8800037
the mind your business thing wasn't about not sticking up for what you believe

What I meant is that if you're a girl (trans or cis) and a guy is harassing you when you're alone, the best thing to do is to try and just get out of there. Escalation is how you get hurt.

Even if you've got a gun or pepper spray, things can go wrong- and if you've upped the situation by bringing one of those out, you might have just made it a situation where you're gonna get killed.

Be safe- try to walk with a friend whenever you can manage it, and just try to make it home same.

>>8800048
the only acceptable source of semen is trans girls, and they don't produce much semen

>>8800046
I have some cypro and estrogen if you wanna do those, smash em up and rail a few lines

>>8800053
do you feel the need to carry a rape whistle

>>8800052
But maaaaaaa

>>8800054
Boy semen is viable

>>8800056
I already take mine oral

>>8800036
the only drug you should ever do is love

and maybe chaser semen too

testosterone is poison, in the 2 years it took me to get hrt i went from what would have been a qt perfect passer to an ugly ogrehon, i doubt even ffs could fix this

>>8800060
>chasers
no thanky
unless the chaser is a cute gril

My tum hurts :(

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>>8800059
>I already take mine oral
There's a joke there somewhere

>>8800058
I do yeah

It's less that I feel the need to, and more just that I was taught by my mother that it's better to be safe than sorry

Like, I get why this may seem like an odd idea. You were all raised as guys, and guys aren't really told that they need to be on the watch for people who are going to harass, hurt, or rape them. It was just one of the safety things I was taught

Don't engage when alone, don't wear headphones if you're out alone, if your drink was left unwatched you need to get a new drink, always try and travel in a group, etc etc

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>>8800065
huggu tummu

>>8800059
>boy semen
ew no gross that'd be straight

>>8800072
das so cute >.<can someone text me and I'll turn my phone on vibrate so you can massage my tum

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>>8800076
>straight shaming
I'm offended

>>8800077
>I'll turn my phone on vibrate so you can massage my tum
among other things

>>8800078
>You
>Straight
You're as straight as I'm not a confused little boy

>>8800071
a ranch will unwind you, it's dangerous to go alone, take link.

i want to start a list of people i'll never fuck when i'm a 10/10 1.99%
at the top will be people disqualified for upholding the AGP/HSTS meme & straight/gay lexicon.

luckily i'm already on everyone's 'dont fuck' list so i won't have to do much work. so luck.

>>8800083
Wait you're not a confused boy?

>>8800090
Exactly!
You're just a straight girl who wants her swarmy love boy Matthew