/mtfg/ Men to Femen Gengen

first for sexy man voice with great boobs

>voice clyps edition
Do we have to post voice clips

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now that you're not repressing, /mtfg/, what coping strategies do you have for your new self?

>>8787083
yes

>>8787085
I cut
I do stupid self-destructive shit for attention
I drink
I cut more

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I don't want to post voice anon.
I sound terrible.

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>>8787028
>Stacy
>anywhere near 4chan

>>8787026
Good.

>>8787018
Rude.

>>8787008
I knew this day would come. Bitter hons on a rampage.

>>8786978
But he'll suffocate.

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>>8787062
Wait what prompted this?

>>8787031
Ok fine, you're right
I just am sick of getting hurt and am afraid to put myself out there anymore

>>8787100
>Wait what prompted this?
she was whiteknighting you LOL

>>8787097
but i want to make fun of your impenetrably thick new zealand accent

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>>8787100
>Wait what prompted this?
Me trying to defend you I guess? Don't mind anon, people always wanna ship me with people and get me into relationships no matter how thin the justification.

>>8787099
who are you
you post so much and manage to have zero personality like some sort of robot designed to fill threads

>>8787100
You e-dated someone for like two weeks lmao why are you this depressed?

>>8787098
As is it doesn't look like I'm being forced out. It's stabilized quite a bit and even if I was being told not to break up with her it was a good call I think. It removed a huge source of tension.

Idk at this point I'm aware that my drinking is probably worsening things so I'm going to substitute something else plus I'm not very productive when I'm drunk.

>>8787097
Don't all moogles sound the same? Can't tell good from bad.

>>8787099
;_;

>>8787110
isnt it chara?

thread reminder that as long as you have supportive parents and get your transition funded by the state you get to act holier than thou in this thread

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>>8787108
Probably because you're cute and cute people make cute couples.

>>8787108
That was my guess but that said thank you for the kind words

>>8787104
>whiteknighting means being able to understand someone and point out when they're being treated unfairly
I guess the bar for empathy is low here

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>>8787124
Elanna and I don't even talk and there's never even been a hint of chemistry between us. I like her as a person and all but please.

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>>8787124
DEADASS

god damnit i want to be dommed so bad
it's not fair

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>>8787106
It's not that thick, someone I vcd with said the accent sounded nice.
But it still sounds male and I don't want a bunch of randoms to hear it.

>>8787117
I'm not a moogle though, I just like them.

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>>8787129
I know, i know. I'm not pushing this ship, Just sayiiiiing.

>>8787135
alines?

>>8787129
I don't like her as a person
Don't Ban my IP plz

>>8787138
>someone I vcd with said the accent sounded nice.
they were probably lying to try and get into your pants (i once told a girl from south africa that she had a cute accent)

i guess we'll just have to wait - i hope you don't lose your accent when you voice train like claire did though

>>8787143
no
isn't being submissive just typical mtf?

>>8787128
i don't personally think you were whiteknighting, i just think that anon interpreted it as her trying to come to your rescue like a whiteknight instead of just being sympathetic

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Oh, I'll be getting my gun license soon, application is in.
>>8787140
I see.
>>8787144
As far as I know having shit taste isn't a bannable offense.

>>8787149
yeh pretty much

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i hope to lose my accent when i voice train. however i'm no longer interested in voice training because i don't care if i fit in.

>>8787153
I wont argue
I just had bad experiences with Elanna the first time I met her
Had the situation ended up more fair, I wouldn't have hated her

>>8787153
>needing a license
cuck

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>>8787160
would you please stop cutting the thread into self destruction?

>>8787158
Don't talk about her she is forbidden

i'm sick of my job, i need someone to cuddle with, not money :(

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>>8787158
I'm sorry, we've met? You're a total stranger to me.

>>8787150
True, I guess I don't see that but I get it now

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>>8787147
>lose your accent when you voice train like claire did though
tfw she was the one who said my accent was nice.

I mean I'll probably lose my accent, whenever I listen to practice recordings they sound nothing like a kiwi accent.

>>8787166
im sorry
im sorry
im sorry

>>8787175
well then post them so we can hear and tell you

>>8787173
Ofcourse... I stayed anon ever since last time lol
I feel like im just kind of gambling by speaking to you again
It's w/e

So which trap here has become perfect yet

>>8787182
who.ru

>>8787153
>Oh, I'll be getting my gun license soon, application is in.
Woo, congrats! I hope to do that eventually.

>>8787166
wow that must have hurt links hrt bobs

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>>8787181
No I sound like a guy. I don't want randoms hearing my voice.

>>8787175
>I mean I'll probably lose my accent, whenever I listen to practice recordings they sound nothing like a kiwi accent.
how am i supposed to make fun of you for your accent if you lose your accent

THINK ALLIE, THINK

>>8787190
allie
DM me your voice ok
or better let's voicechat

>>8787189
>tfw no one to poke my hrt boobs and make them hurt

>>8787197
i had someone to do that once
it was the bomb

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>>8787197
you should find a boy to do that for you so your bobs can grow

>>8787185
Ur daily friend who only spoke to you once and got prema banned immediately after for no reason
It was a few months ago though... It was a good thing that I was a few weeks from moving or I wont be on this board again...

What if everyone was born the opposite sex in the world

>>8787209
that was like my first time ever on 4chan as well...
and didnt really anger anyone besides you
nor did I even know what angered you
Again by bringing this up im gambling though
but good thing that im moving again in 6 days...

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>tfw japanese is starting to get harder, because now you need kanji to properly understand more complex sentences, but you also need practice in reading kanji
why did i think this would be so easy?

>>8787100
Well that didn't feel good at all.
You were just telling anons about living, so what makes this different? The higher you climb, the farther you can fall. There's only two options: be a drunk druggie, which is a net loss despite not climbing because they're giving you simulated gains and real losses; or learn how to get out of relationships when the getting is good. Whether it's good or bad, you'll know what you want and don't want time. Stop being an SIF.

>>8787110
A gift for (you)

>>8787138
That right there is a moogle!

>>8787212
Quality post

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>go on YouTube
>videos of cute anime girls raising cute anime children
>go downstairs and turn on bad reality tv
>someone is having a baby shower
>commercial comes on
>some homo couple's surrogate is giving birth

why does God hate me

>>8787220
But hey you can always adapt one :3
I understand your pain though

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>>8787192
I can't help it, the accent just goes when I try to go fem.

>>8787196
Hmm, maybe.

>>8787216
I don't like to convey one I am called boring I just want to help where ever I go people say I need to express myself but I can't

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>>8787088
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kXaIncH9mp
._.

>>8787209
Refresh my memory because I am not remembering this at all
Are you saying I got you banned?

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>>8787119
That reminds me.
>no Chara tonight

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>>8787220

>>8787229
I have no idea....
But I couldnt understand why I was banned, with the reason being idiot pedo... When im far from it lol...
Anyways that's enough for today... Im sure we ll talk again another day :3

>>8787223
>I can't help it, the accent just goes when I try to go fem.
hmph, i don't like this at all

>>8787229
>>8787237
the only reason why I thought It might be you because you were the only one that got angry at me for no reason that and not for long after that happened I was literally prema banned

>>8787220
just adopt kids for god's sake

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>>8787239
Neither do I anon.

How the fuck to I express myself apparently I'm a robot guys fuck me

>>8787237
I mean I'm not sure why you hate me because you got banned after talking to me?? I'm not a mod or even a janitor and I don't even remember this particular instance. I get confrontational with a lot of people but there's really only one or two that I actually dislike in any way

>>8787121
umad?

>>8787149
Typical agp.
50's housewife tranny is a far reaching meme today.

>>8787153
Which guns?

>>8787171
You need the job so you can afford cuddle therapy. US only.

>>8787255
what is cuddle therapy? you cuddle me for money?

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>>8787220
be thankful that your body prevents you from falling into the glamorized ideal of having children

>>8787228

oh neat someone actually posted a voice. I'll join you
https://clyp.it/lujutvan

Anyways, as for your voice, I'd say not a pass yet. Maybe andro leaning masc?

>>8787264
Woops, this one is me. I turned off my trip for another thread.

>>8787153
What are you buying first, no-guns?

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>>8787255
Gonna build myself an AR, collect a bunch of historical rifles, and when I'm 100% I'm stable enough, get a pistol to carry.
>>8787272
A
R

>>8787253
oh...
i figured what happened now
likely a mod that favored you was around banned me without reason...

regardless my old Ip is permabanned
still I should be careful with myself on mtfg lol
I dont want another mod to ban me for no reason just because for no reason i upsetted someone...

I didnt even know how I upsetted you back then though..
But glad that things are more clarified..

>>8787262
having children is okay, but giving birth to children is pure evil
>wanting to bring new humans to this shitty world
>contributing to overpopulation and growing lack of natural resources
>ignoring children in orphanages

>>8787251
Thanks for the replies everyone so helpful

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>>8787274
why are half the posts here just incoherent ramblings from paranoid schizophrenics

>>8787220
iktf ;_;
>>8787264
yeah mine definitely doesn't pass yet. Doesn't help my throat feels fucked right now and I'm tired
Yours seems more fem to me

>>8787273
noice
are you going to build from scratch or click an upper and lower together?

>>8787278
Go away I'm asking questions

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I want to die

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>>8787273
>AR
ARs are banned by name in Canada ;-;
Are you gonna wood furniture it?

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>>8787216
I know I know
I just
Don't know what I want out of a partner. Or if I want a partner, or if I could make them happy. I know I'm happy with someone but it feels so pointless when they probably won't want me after a few months

>>8787274
There may have been an IP collision with someone else who had been posting CP or your router may have refreshed its IP to one that was already banned. Happens to me a ton when I'm on a bus and on my phone.

>>8787278
because its 4chan...

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>>8787262
all I want to be is a mother uwu

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i'm killing myself tomorrow, or i guess technically today since it's 12am
is there something i should do before then?
im not gonna write a letter or dumb shit, but i'm thinking i should delete all accounts i have on the internet, trash my hard drive, throw away a few things i don't want to be seen, idk, but what are fun things to do if your life is basically dispoable?

>>8787215
Just read Jump.
You should have been using kanji right after you finished the phonetic scripts on day 1 though.

>>8787277
How do you express yourself? Just do what you do already. Not everyone has to express yourself like everyone else. Some people may not understand it, but some will. Just keep being the awkward weirdo you are, pretending to be "normal" and faking a persona won't help.

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>>8787284
I'm gonna decide more when I've had some experience actually handling guns. Should probably hit a range next weekend and rent.
>>8787287
>Wood
No.
Not for my first one anyway.

>>8787296
Good for you cupcake we are so proud

ooba booga where all the bfs at

>>8787298
By making posts this is the place I do it I can talk freely here but I have been branded for a while now as a bot for my meaninglessness I just wish I could be know as a person

>>8787276
yeah okay except the black hordes dont have that much of a problem with doing that and whites are being demonized and we're self sterilizing ourselves so its no wonder that we will be extinct in a hundred years

>>8787298
Thank you I thought I would hurt some ones feelings I will keep being a weirdo

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>>8787299
get a glock or an xd
40cal don't dick around with 9mm or 45
subcompact so it fits in ur purse

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>>8787251

>>8787309
hey /pol/, how's it been?

>>8787296
killing yourself is not a good idea, anon

if you die, you will be dead and everyone will be sad and you will be a skeleton

>>8787317
shut up honestly

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>>8787313
I was thinking of trying out the P320.

>>8787261
Pretty much, yes. They used to be called cuddle parties but now they've evolved to one-on-one cuddling sessions.

>>8787273
Be careful, some tiny mods can make them illegal.

>>8787278
You missed real tranny hours.

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>getting a .40 short and weak

>>8787323
Just don't drop it

>>8787296
can i come with you
i just lost my last reason to live

How many virgins are here

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>>8787325
Only a clumsy twat would do that.

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how do i stop being in the closet
people keep acting surprised when I tell them I'm closeted

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>>8787316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtIi8QR5Mzs

>>8787306
>>8787311
No, it's okay to be a weird "bot" :). It doesn't mean you're meaningless or anything or that you don't have any feelings.
>>8787324
I'd pay you for the cuddling session desu ;-;. Cuz getting cuddles is a difficult thing to do for an asocial twinkhon. I basically only have one friend I ever cuddle with and I see her like once every 3 months if not less.

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time to get wasted

>>8787332
get a glock 29

>>8787288
lol that's like saying something happen due to rare coincidence
Im sure of what I said about banning... and as far as I see someone complaining about me already makes me feel like you have a fan base around here lol , and that prejudging from the beginning when I first bought this up + someone (not you) already complaining about me bringing this up convinced me even more lol
Not that I wont accept that I have bad taste but
mtfgen is probably not a good place to for me stick around if there is any conflict between you and me anyways
Regardless I guess Im glad things are more clarified lol

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>>8787299
Well send me pics when it's done so I can vicariously live out my AR dreams through you

>>8787341
I already am I just need my napkins and lotion and I'll be set

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i've dropped my glock over a dozen times. once the rear sights fell out. hah.
the closest it ever came to accidental discharge was a pencil going through the trigger ring when it was in a bag.
also it's saved me from getting robbed twice.

>Closet full of guns.
>literally bought them from walmart, gun store, and auto parts store
>no license required
W
Did I miss something

>>8787348
Fuck is a glock

>>8787341
at your size, it shouldn't take too long

>>8787349
Can you really buy guns at walmart in the USA? :O

>>8787355
Of course not you idiot

>>8787355
You can buy them at Canadian Tire too. It's a magical land

>>8787355
Yeah, it's pretty sweet

>>8787355
Depending on the location, yes.

>>8787349
gun laws differ state to state and sometimes city to city
north dakota is gonna have way different laws than chicago

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>>8787343
I mean it may not be the right answer but my roommate just said they "enjoy reporting people on mtfg" so it may have been them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8787356
Lol.
Yes, you can.
I'm not shitposting on this one.
I find her need for a license very odd

>>8787363
You actually can man that's cool

>>8787361
I bought all but one in Nevada...
Guess I'm biased, idk.
Buying rifles while living in a huge city seems queer to me

>>8787352
>>8787356
hentai ur gettin blocked you don't seem to be here for learning or help.

>>8787356
>>8787357
>>8787358
>>8787360
>>8787363
l-lol i'm confused now ;-;. so yes or no? i just searched for it and apparently yes(?) so you buy your groceries and also a gun to shoot some blacks on your way home?

hentai is the hero this general needs

>>8787372
Well I am in the wrong thread I actually need the one for makeup don't judge me why do you think I'm on this board

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>>8787286
I keep telling people to do it but more of them keep showing up. I think I'm being trolled!

>>8787288
Remember what I said about the wind up with and real work from earlier? This is it this is the work.
Also don't forget that leaving while you're feeling good is an option. Things don't have to go to shit first, nor should they.

>>8787296
Take your (you) and FUCK OFF RREEEEE

>>8787373
Yes.
And you can get your oil changed and new mud tires fitted to your lifted pickup there as well

>>8787362
>my roommate just said they "enjoy reporting people on mtfg"
what a snitch, people will remember that when the mods put them away

>>8787373
it's both
some places yes, some places no. It's not consistent across the nation.

And yeah, you just go out, grab some groceries, grab a gun, no big deal.

yes walmart sells guns
no license is required in usa if you wana wait ten days
if you get a concealed license, you can carry hand guns in usa. some states let you open carry without, but no state allows concealed carry w/o license.

and all of our canana anon friends need a license for any guns, and it's easy to get and then they're on level with nevada.

>>8787381
wtf why is that country even real? jeez, i'll never ever consider visiting it now, this is just mad

>>8787341
uck
It's minty

>>8787386
>no license is required in usa
Depends on your state.

>>8787387
Or, consider;
If everyone has a gun, why would there be robberies in rural towns?...... If everybody has a .
Literally 70% of the population is an un-trained standing army

>>8787372
Also I forgot if you block me your on the same level as cis lesbians think about that they did that to me

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>>8787362
Roomie is a lil snitch

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>>8787387
>wtf why is that country even real?
i'm sorry, we tried to stop it

>>8787391
there is no state in the usa that requires licensure to obtain a long rifle. unless it's obama era law. i'm old.

>>8787335
pls help
i broke down crying for like an hour last night because i can't really take having to hide the dysphoria and worry about what people would think of me

>>8787398
Don't worry about them be confident you can do it

>>8787398
it's okay Ambiance you don't have to hide from us. there's no point in telling people you're on hrt. they will just hear that you want to be a woman.

>>8787397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOID_(firearms)
Howdy.

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is it a sign that I'm warped that I liked toma the best?

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I can't do this
alcohol tastes awful

>>8787328
Trutrans only have a single, female virginity. No sex before transition.

>>8787386
>no state allows concealed carry w/o license.

guess you ain't heard of Arizona, girl

>>8787403
>Gets her background checked
>Actually has tons of felonies
>Either gets her license denied or goes to prison forever

Whoops, asked last thread but it was dead and I didn't notice, so I will ask here. What do you girls wear to sleep? My nips hurt and I don't know what I could wear to sleep in that won't be painful other than sleeping with a bra on.

>>8787407
Just drink chick alcohol - fruity ciders like Kopparberg or Rekorderlig, or sweet liqueurs or alcopops.

There's no shame in it (there's a lot of shame in it).

>>8787411
where they send you to a male prison and you get raped lots
I hate being afraid so much of going to prison when I havent done anything

>>8787413
oversized old tshirts work pretty well. Soft, not constricting, pretty good

if the weather is right, you can also just sleep without a top

>>8787407
I like vodka premixes and pear ciders but I have never been drunk

>>8787414
no bully

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>>8787413
Idk, mine really hurt when I sleep as well, like I sleep on my side and it sort of pushes against them and is quite painful.
I've never slept on my back, it feels really weird, but I guess I'll just have to get used to it I I don't want pain.

>>8787417
tshirts are what caused the pain that made me ask this question, but I'll see if there are any really big ones lying around.

>>8787335
>how do i stop being in the closet
Leave your HRT on the dresser "by mistake" and wait for your dad to find ti

>>8787414
I only have the liquor in my parent's cabinet and soda

the foid card "must" be issued to any applicatant who passes background check. so it's the same process as buying a gun from walmart in texas. not really a license...

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>>8787413
Pajamas, shirts from when I was a boy, or no shirt at all. I don't sleep in my bra.
I wanna get some cute pajamas I saw, like I saw an oversized shirt thing at Victoria's secret, but they were pricey ;w;
>>8787425
You need an FOID card in order to own a firearm in this state. Without it, it doesn't matter that you passed at time of purchase, you MUST give up your arms.

>>8787387
You do know the places with the most gun control have the most gun violence, right? The crooks themselves come out and say this but certain groups have selective hearing.

>>8787407
How are going to kill yourself if you can't get the alcohol down with the pills??

>>8787427
maybe they have the most gun control because they have the most violence- they want to curtail that violence

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>>8787400
I'm trying to get my mom to help bc I'm out to her but asking for help feels so awkward sometimes
like
"hey mom your giant shemale child needs help learning to do makeup or picking out a hairstyle"
trying to come out to other family members is gonna be as anxiety inducing and probably involve me getting drunk again
>>8787407
drink fruity mixed drinks
or bourbon and coke like a trutrans
>>8787400
thanks
>>8787423
I have my hrt on my bookshelf right next to my door
he doesn't notice it or he thinks it's just my antidepressants or anti-anxiety meds
plus my parents don't really intrude upon my personal space or ask that many questions about my life

>>8787426
>you MUST give up your arms.
This worked well in Chicago for gun violence.

>>8787431
>plus my parents don't really intrude upon my personal space or ask that many questions about my life
start wearing skirts and dresses and then bring your boyfriend home for thanksgiving
they might get the hint

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>not using canadian ID to purchase handgun ammo from walmart in illinois.
what are you, a citizen of that state? i'd never do that, anon educated me well.

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rn i have dis stuff in my hair. edie told me it would make me pretty. i gotta say though using virgin olive oil in my hair until i got this stuff really really helped a lot. i def recommend using it for damaged hair.
maybe i should write a mtfg guide on some girl stuff to help lil eggs

>>8787424
go out and buy some other types then

don't drink too much though, or people will start calling you liquordoodle

>>8787434
my bf is coming for Christmas
he only refers to me as my female name (though he knows I'm a tranny) so that'll be fun if i'm not out lol
I wear women's jeans, shirts, and socks
should I just put on a fucking bra when I go out at this point and see if they notice
skirts aren't really my thing tbdesu though I get the point

>>8787429
Did you misread or something?
When everyone has guns, there's no crime.
When only the criminals have guns... there's crime... not hard to understand.
Unless you're from those places where you literally get locked up for saying the wrong thing. Can't expect slaves to understand freedom.

I feel like crying every time I see myself in the mirror because it reminds me how hopeless I am.

>>8787445
>he only refers to me as my female name (though he knows I'm a tranny) so that'll be fun if i'm not out lol
I don't think it's gonna be very workable if you're still in the closet and he's staying over. Maybe him calling you girlname will make your parents ask questions though, and you can break down in tears and tell them then.

>>8787445
buy and wear a dress then your parents will be all
>where are you going dressed like that
>l-like what
>that dress is far too revealing, go change

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>>8787436
I wish someone would show me how to fix my hair.

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>>8787453
Hey same, I keep asking someone to kill me, but they won't do it.

Life sucks.

>>8787458
Cis girls on google can.

>>8787436
Can you post any comparisons of before and after?

>>8787468
My hair. MY HAIR.

>>8787464
I'll do it if you promise not to die.

>>8787451
>When only the criminals have guns... there's crime... not hard to understand.
>Unless you're from those places where you literally get locked up for saying the wrong thing. Can't expect slaves to understand freedom.
but the USA has one of the highest gun ownership rates in the world along with THE highest incarceration rate in the entire world

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>>8787474
Why's anyone gonna wanna help you with that attitude, sheesh. Start researching shit you little bitch, figure out key properties that make your hair the way it is, and how to deal with it. Find what style works best for you. Learn how to take care of it. Talk to a fucking stylist if you have to it's literally their job but the resources are out there.

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>>8787470
ye i can. i have a few pics where u can tell my hairs in a lil pain. ill update tomorrorw bc im gonna try to leave this stuff in for a few hours
>>8787458
why dont u sit down and ill brush ur hair a lil

>>8787481
Shut the fuck up grace.

>>8787479
nice correlation. are you repressing and mentally ill?

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>>8787484
When you're done babblin.

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>>8787476
This plan confuses me.

I could of jumped
but didn't

why do I hate living but don't want to die?

i pay 80 bucks a haircut. i have no time for pleb questions.

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>>8787454
my mom knows everything so it'll probably be just pulling my stepdad and stepsister aside and explaining everything
but I mean
it has to be glaringly obvious at this point and it's sort of frustrating
all those fucking women's shampoos and body washes in the shower are certainly not my sister's lol
>>8787455
lmao that's probably what it would be like

>>8787467
Don't faaaalll

>>8787493
start stealing things of your sisters to use

>>8787481
Punished Grace
A Hero Denied Her Firearm

>>8787493
>all those fucking women's shampoos and body washes in the shower are certainly not my sister's lol
I think you're underestimating how much men don't pay attention to stuff.

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I feel dead inside

>>8787504
thats just you being a tranny correctly

>>8787500
fuuuug you're right
i used to be pretty oblivious to the most obvious things
>>8787497
it's not like I can steal her clothes she's like way too many sizes smaller than me
>>8787504
hugg

how much hrt yall on?
8mg estrogen, no cipro.

>>8787504
Seek help.

>bf into bondage and a little into hurting me
>i agree to the slaps and spanks, and choking sometimes
>we do it almost everytime we have sex which isnt very often
>sometimes he doesnt want to do it because "he loves me" and doesnt want to hurt me
>i insist and he justs do it
>start having problems in our relationship
>be very sad and lonely
>when we have fights and i feel the most depress i feel an urge for getting slapped or get hit, sometimes even being punched or kicked
>this gets very regular
>we still have sex sometimes
>one day im strong enough to tell him that i ask him to slap me because im depressed and i feel miserable and worthless
>now i miss being slapped
>what do

>>8787517
Consider building a slap machine

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oh yeah sure when people want to be slapped so they make machines to slap them its okay and they're just being kinky but when i want money and i make machines that print me free money im a criminal

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>>8787522

>>8787517
Find a sadistic bf who gets aroused by the idea of slapping you

>>8787527
poor natalie
cna I borrow $5 million natbux

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can someone cuddle and or beat me

>>8787538
what if I build a mulitpurpose slap machine that also does hugg

>>8787538
make up with DC and get back together, then get him to cuddle and beat you

>>8787539
You've replaced boys congrats

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how is soapy so skinny >.< shes always talking about her bmi and im over here and such a tubby..well ive been dieting p well for two weeks and have lost 5 lbs..so theres that.

>>8787548
but boys dont do fugg

>>8787548
what are boys supposed to do if weve been replaced

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>>8787554
What, boys basically do nothing but fugg

>>8787556
We harvest their human horn

>>8787556
transition to girls

>>8787538
same

>>8787546
What's Dc

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>>8787563
stay away from my horn

>>8787566
>>8787563
What are human horns?

Why do people not trust themselves with guns?
Unless you're in the psych ward you're good to defend yourself with anything available.

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>>8787563
>What, boys basically do nothing but fugg
since when
why has this never happened

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>>8787574
They are lazy and tend to fugg themselves a lot, mostly their hands

>>8787566
Fry, give me your horn

>>8787573
normie alert normie alert weewooweewoo

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>>8787569
>What are human horns?
i can show you if you like

iiimr so borredd bored bore dbored bored bored im so bored im so bord im so bored boredom boring boredd

>>8787581
if it's not lewd, sure...
Im innocent O_O
>>8787582
Same..
Anyone experience this strong feeling of wanting to cuddle?

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>>8787579
No

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>tfw listening to video game tavern music while eating candy and drinking tea
my comfy levels are off the hecking charts right now

>tfw no comfy movie with snow foxes and bunnies

>tfw been feeling extra dysphoric recently and haven't done shit to prep for the fall semester starting soon [spoiler]and I'm the instructor[/spoiler].
How have your summers' been?

>>8787617
what are you teaching anon?

>>8787617
>How have your summers' been?
i didn't leave the house and every day has been worse than the last

>>8787580
wtf beep
i'll fite u

so im just browing random boards that are not fit and i find this gay shit what the heck. why do you want to be a grill and not be zyzz?

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>>8787626
You should be used to gay shit if you browse /fit/

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>>8787609
comfy weather coming soon

>>8787627
how is liftin gay.

>>8787626
Why wouldI want to be zyzz.. What is wrong with you normies

>>8787631
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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I should start selling language lessons or something on Discord

I have a huge whiteboard and good audio setup all ready and everything

Who wants to learn Spanish or Korean or Chinese

>>8787635
zyzz is prime aesthetics materiel why wouldn't you want to achieve that level of?

>>8787619
A few intro math courses and one that's more advanced. I teach at two different unis to make ends meet which is exhausting. I am afraid I will let the students down like I have let everyone else down. Last semester I got some students writing hateful comments in my reviews and a few 'wow, you're so brave', which I think is why neither place is willing to fire me.

>>8787639
can you teach an idiot like sheen japanese?

>>8787639
teach me about communism ok
and do life coaching

>>8787639
teach me why your a homo.

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>>8787631
It starts as something to pick up chicks. Then you realize, chicks don't notice. Your bros though, your bros notice. Then you start to notice your bros. Their gains so joocy, you gotta give a feel you know?

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Hey guys, I'm new here... can I be a bretty girl?

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is babyface a common thing for males?

>>8787652
bro...
is that why you lift?

>>8787652
that makes no since tho normie chicks go crazy for muscles on somebody who has social skills.

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>>8787647
I don't know Japanese. I half consider trying to learn it these days but I wouldn't really use it too much.

>>8787648
No

>>8787651
I'm a straight male

>>8787655
hey feg

>>8787661
>I don't know Japanese.
o-oh

>>8787655
uwu

>>8787641
but muscles are grossy gross
and the only bois that are super cute are fembois
And like why wouldnt people wnat to be grills anyways...
>>8787661
>straight male
>on mtfg
Sure you are, hon

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>>8787660
Don't kid yourself. Yeah, they like your gains. Your bros though, they understand their gains. They care about your gains. They'll love and support you and maybe slip you little dick once in a while. It ain't gay, it's just appreciating each other's aesthetics.

>>8787659
Duhhh

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It's midnight. I should be asleep, but all I can think about is how ugly I am. How ugly my personality is, how much of a man my body is, how...pointless my existence is.

I'm worthless. No one will ever see me as a cute girl. Maybe I should just go for broke. Spend the rest of my life drifting from one job to another until I slowly fade from this earth.

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>>8787097
yes, henlo?

I miss you guys

>>8787668
damn it all makes sense now

>>8787669
How old r u?

>>8787666
say that to my face and not on four chan muscles are not gross i didn't spend working out to look gross.

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>>8787672
D-do I know you?

>>8787668
This makes me interested in lifiting

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>>8787663
Sorry. Yes. I know. I'm a useless retard. Estoy estpudo. Lo siento. 용소헤주세요.

>>8787668
going homo with your gym bro would ruin your gains.

>>8787682
Okay~
U r right
>Sounds like a repressed trans to me
Honestly if i do say that to your face are you gonna beat me up??.. Not like I can fight back...

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>>8787683
You msut not be the alison I lived with from here...
forgive me.

>>8787685
>Sorry. Yes. I know. I'm a useless retard. Estoy estpudo. Lo siento. 용소헤주세요.
n-no its me who is the useless retart who cant even learn a second language let alone three second languages

>>8787669
hugg
dont think that way nerd
its not that bad
you're alright c:

>>8787672
old trips are mostly gone lol

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>>8787677

I'm 28. 28 fucking years old. I've known since I was 19...fuck, even before that. As long as I can think back, I've wished I could be a girl. I just didn't know it was possible until I was 19. I thought it was a fantasy.

>>8787669
Never settle yo
You may not be attractive at all yet but you will change
Dream big and put in effort and you will be ok but you won't be able to stand working food service for your whole life

>>8787655
>can I be a bretty girl?
no probably not

everyone fucking hates me

i need to fucking die

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i'm teaching myself japanese.
it's gonna take me years.
my mother, siblings, and i are basically a family of polyglots.
something is wrong with us

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>>8787691
for good reason :^)

or they finally went full suicide, in which case it's a damn shame, but to be expected.

>>8787692
It's never too late lol
and hey if u dont pass u can still be femboi
Give yourself some hope
Fembois are so cute too anyways :3
I was in about the similar situation lool regarding to the 19 thing|
>>8787696
Nooo hey if you are hopeless, talk to me lol
I dont want people to be hopeless and I like to make friends

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>>8787686
No it wouldn't. Do you know what gets you real jacked? Androgens. Testosterone.
Do you know where you can get that? Semen

If you suck your bros off, you get better gains. It's just simple science. If you're not getting the gains you want it's because you just ain't liftin right. You gotta keep up your routine in the locker room you dig bro?

>>8787676
Bitches also love the muscle ngl

>>8787684
Right?

>>8787688
what the fuck is a repressed trans why would i want to be a girl? i lift to reach my maximum to become my best not because secretly i wanna dress up as my favorite waifu. i'd do worse than beat you up id make you start SS + Gomad.

>>8787696
I enjoy yr posts so far
Be strong for me ok?

>>8787700
everyone went to discord cliques

>>8787706
everything is hopeless
i shouldnt
be alive
i dont deserve it
i shouldnt have
friends
fuck

>>8787707
but thats gay within that time giving him head you could finish a set on bench.

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>>8787715
Benches are low to the ground are they not? Do both
Fucking casuals

>>8787713
hey alex

>>8787707
>Bitches also love the muscle ngl
o shit time to lift again

>>8787715
dude it's just a bro job, gotta get that mid workout protein in
brojob choo choo

Tfw show people online a pic of me and then tell them I'm trans, sometimes even show them my old beard and they don't believe I'm not cis still

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>>8787693

I don't think you realize how much I hate myself. How little I value my own self-actualization. If I believed I could survive doing McDonalds the rest of my life, I would.

>>8787706

Too old for femboy. Too old for anything. I'm going to die alone, with no one understanding what I really feel.

I mean, have you seen me?

>>8787717
nigger benches are not low to give head you have to be on your knees faggot,but i bet you wouldn't last a second on your knees your probably cant even squat a plate.

>>8787711
why
what is there
about me
to like
exactly
pls
i want
to know
ok

>>8787718
hi carol ;w;

>>8787713
No it's not!! Im sure there are successful late transitioners :3
and again dont think about passing or be a cute girl, wont you want to be more fem in general?
It's w/e
And you can always be a boy and it would only hurt u if you want kids/dont have insurance coverage for med...
Everyone deserves friends, and when you say you shouldnt have friends, it's like saying we are unworthy of friends...Humph that's not nice..
Just have some hope!! There are alot of people out there who are materialistically worse than us and are still striving... So we should too !!
>>8787710
Idk what SS means and Gomad means But honestly if u ever going to beat me up irl... dont physically scar me plz...and Im sure i can't fight back or out run you anyways...

But seriously though you kind of sound like a repressed transgender @_@ maybe it's cus this is 4chan mtfg and why r u here anyways....
but you are not 12 so dont get all emotional just cus a stranger called u name lol

>>8787730
lift then you'll feel better about yourself my man.

>>8787730
we love alex

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>>8787728
You're not thinking creatively. Your bro straddles you and spots you while you suck him off.
It's like you don't even know how to lift

>>8787692
How long since starting hrt?

>>8787668
>>8787707
wtf this isn't supposed to be hot

>>8787734
i clicked on this thread to ask why you want to be a girl instead of getting juicy,i wouldn't destroy you like mayweather did mcgregor. I'd show you how not to be a homo and lift.

>>8787727
Stfu
I hate myself a lot too
Turn that hate into the ability to change
I'm proud of u
You need to appreciate what you have so you can feel safe enough to make more changes
>>8787730
Idk good morals maybe
Oh yr Alex
Ye Carol is right
We love you <3

>>8787740
but if his cock is down your throat you cant focus on bench because your a fucking faggot.

>>8787727
post photo pls

>>8787736
die.

>>8787734
its not that
its
me
im whats wrong
not just
being a guy
its everything about me
im broken
im crazy
fuck me
desu

>>8787738
alex isn't for love
alex is for throw away
betray
and hate

>>8787746
im bad morals
nothing makes sense
people be my friends
then
they dont
then they hate me
idgi
at all
fuck

why?

>>8787750
how about you faggot? just trying to help you triple nigger.

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>>8787748
Wait you're focusing on the cock? It's distracting to you? What are you, some kind of faggot?
It's only for the protein

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>>8787742
He's gonna show you how not to be a homo and lift. But after all that lifting you're gonna need some protein cause you're pretty hungry so he'll take you to a nice restaurant. And you have such a great time at the restaurant you decide to go have a picnic in a field after your next lifting session and you two lay on your backs on the grass looking at the clouds passing for hours. Little is said but nothing needs to be. Eventually you hold hands.

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>>8787750
no
alex is for love and headpats

>>8787749

I make people cry when they see me.

>>8787754
are you dumb if anybody has something chocking them and messing with their air flow they would be distracted. this only works when im piping your mom on bench press :^).

>>8787753
im going to
soon
im not ok
im not stable
idk why
i thought i was ok
im not

>>8787757
im really really not carol
really not
at
all

>>8787750
Iktf
>>8787755
Cozy pic

It's a shitty and lonely world