slugg edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread
>>8782612
first for agp.
>>8783936
those are cute seabuns desu
Is this where Valqro posts?
She's rlly fucking hot ginger. I saw a video of her she posted the other day and I want to talk to her
I wanna see if she wants to fuck irl
>>8783918
Posting without your trip is verboten.
>>8783903
>Do not use spellcheck when you write your story. It'll be lit.
okie dokiw
>T range is up to 20, or 75 depending on where you look.
yea i know
>>puff has a black daddy
no my daddy is white i would never date non-white
>>8783917
r u my daddy or false father
>>8783927
yea
nth for diaperfag is a creepy fetishist and would get arrested in the uk
>>8783962
She lives near me I think. She said Minnesota. I live in bloomington
>>8783943
tfw agp
>>8783962
Werbist du? Was ist das für ein Ort? Was istdeine Aufgabe? Wonach suchst du? Was kann ich tun? Zeig mir deine Ware
someone from UK?
I want to put Puffybutt's head on a spike.
Drink #1, Mexico: Wild Passion Fruit
Tequila, Ginger Liquer, Passion Fruit, Mango, Fresh Lime Juice, Topped with Mango Foam
>>8783993
I'd like a b52
>>8783969
ddlg is ilegal in uk?
>>8783986
u will have to fight my daddy
>>8783985
no but isnt shakira(black bald furry fat tranny)
Which trips are mentally ill?
>>8784003
All of them what kind of stupid question is that
>>8783999
lol but I want a smooth baby
>>8783999
i was assuming you had loli/shota porn
>>8783958
Does Valqro post here?
Which trip is the most autistic?
>>8784014
Tossup between pandora and shakira
>>8784023
what about me
>>8784003
which arent?
im now being given insane daily amts of ritalin--more concerta than ive ever taken ever--cos my dr thinks theres a neglected head injury component to my inability to think and do anything coherent. im guessing this is the next big thing, dont miss out
>>8784020
You do drugs?
>>8784027
On the spectrum but definitely lower tier
>>8784009
a bald babby? grose
>>8784020
>mansets
what does that mean
>>8784023
def padonra
>>8784011
wtf no
>>8784039
>wtf no
how were you surprised that i assumed that?
>>8784038
hugg
>>8784020
u honestly just sound like you need to do mushrooms and weep furiously for an hour or two
Drink #2, Norway: Einstök White Ale
>>8784039
lol you crazy lol. I want my nice fem bf
>>8784042
>rprised that i assumed
becasue u hate me
>>8784057
>fem bf
then y r u on here
>>8784023
>leaving out faye and kayla
>>8784062
>because you hate me
no, it's because you roleplay as a fucking child
>>8784062
>a bald babby? grose
no I am not, I am old daddy what want relationship
roleplay as a fucking rabbit
>>8784067
But kayla has mild autism
>>8784070
i never said u were a bald baby tho?
idk im confuse
>>8784068
no i roleplay as myself thank u sweetie
>>8784067
those two dont seem that autistic just have mental problem
"I wanna run my tongue between CWC's delicious moons" - Elanna, 2017
>>8784023
We're all autistic
>>8784076
what makes someone autistic other than varying degrees of life management issues?
>>8784085
it makes you watch anime and take estrogen
>>8784080
its ok I am looking for nice fem bf for the relationship, u understand now? lol
>>8784091
yes! i understand
>>8784038
See pic.
I stole a puff from grandpa's cigarette once when I was 4 or 5, does that count?
>>8784039
Almost nobody has a 23cm weedle.
Besides, the black average is lower than white. Black just has bigger outliers and more showers, which is also bad because showers are softer.
>>8784100
I just want to fucking cut you up into a thousand pieces. You're so fucking annoying.
>>8784100
cool btw How are you?
>>8784095
Then stop me
>>8784103
Why would you turn one annoying piece in 1000 annoying pieces?
>>8784101
yeah but ive seen it before
adn i dont understnad the black thing he isnt black
>>8784103
my daddy will prtoec me from u lol
>>8784104
im great having great time!
>>8784101
I second the sentiment that you should do some drugs and mellow out
>>8784076
>mild
Drink #3, China: Plum Wine
>>8784115
ok cool I am happy if you feeling great
>>8784118
gayfer is a weird name.
what is your actual name?
gayfer sounds...gay
>>8784114
thank you but I want to look here because my ex-goes here
>>8784130
It's not a name, it's an accurate descriptor.
>>8784130
To speak her true title is to summon doom upon yourself.
>>8784124
nim nim nim
Are you the one who played Spess
>>8784130
Elanna's real name is Aethelreda. Don't ask.
>>8784133
don't sneak up on us like that
you're supposed to let us know you're here
>>8784130
Call me lanna
>>8784126
yea i am great having great time with my father daddy!
any time is a great time with daddy!
Lanna spelt backwards is Annal
>>8784145
how old are you?
>>8784141
I'm here now and I'm 3/13 drinks in.
Me and Eva are doing good so far!
>tfw homemade pork kung po with rice
>>8784150
im really old (20)
>>8784154
nice and you have a relationship?
Havent been around for a few months.
Need a quick rundown on new couples
>>8784160
Nah I don't wanna date trannies
Drink #4, The African Outpost: >>8784162
Mango Starr Smoothie
Mango Purée and African Starr Fun
>>8784158
yes ive have a ddlg relationship almost one year long :)
>>8784160
i mean i dont kno why hed lie about it. he is good enough lookin that even if he had a tiny dick id still love him
>>8784168
FUCK
*Rum
>>8784167
Yes you do~
>>8784162
diaper girl x diaps
valq x new claire
elanna x schoolwork
>>8784014
my mummy says everyone is at least a little bit autistic in their own special way
i forget, who /mtfvegan/?
>>8784142
thats a cute name
do you have a gf/bf?
>>8784171
Don't predate me you predatory transbian, stop
>>8784142
arrogant.
>>8784172
>elanna x school work
Hentai when?
>>8784169
ok cool congratulation
>>8784180
Gotta be Trans to be a transbian. For a smart woman you sure are dumb sometimes huh
>>8784171
no one wants to. its just what happens --until most ppl have their bad experience that ends it all, it seems
>>8784181
Wat
>>8784185
I know what I said
>>8784179
My gf is myself
>>8784190
>I know what I said
wooow rude
Frosty ran to reddit, his name is ClarionReber
>>8784190
i find you arrogant.
>>8784192
why would anyone go to reddit.
>>8784192
o god
>>8784193
Well yeah, shouldn't I be? I'm awesome.
>>8784204
You're not awesome, you hang around with a grocery clerk. You're the antithesis of awesome :^)
Drink #5, Germany: Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Beer
>tfw you wake up and you're still not a girl
Dammit.
>>8784218
its cloudy pee
>>8784218
can I have all of them?
>>8784221
dope tbqh
what's your ckey senpai
>>8784211
I'm trying to force fem them but don't tell anyone
>>8784228
Never happening
>>8784225
Dungo
>>8784198
Same reason why people come here
who are the 5 best looking transbians
>>8784231
I mean I have to assume you're a tranny or trying to hook up with a tranny ain't no other reason to be here
>>8784244
You could also be here to troll.
>>8784236
Not familiar, most not have played on /vg/ I guess. Rip
>>8784218
did you enjoy that one?
>>8784241
this isnt how it works. transbians attract each other with confidence and personal integrity
>>8784241
>>8784248
It was pretty gross. Mango Starr is my favorite so far.
>>8784246
The trolls are almost always the most desperate for girldick
>>8784258
True.
>>8784255
yeah the fruit beers are weird usually
>>8784258
What if you're just here to shitpost
>>8784190
isn't becoming your own gf like super agp?
>>8784258
>implying you arent here for girldick
>>8784258
Don't most trolls turn out to be trannies in waiting?
Or just plain fag like spartan?
unless they live in the same area, anyone who meets anyone on 4chan is probably insane.
>>8784269
Yes
>>8784266
Yes, that's me
>>8784264
R U N
>>8784268
I'm not, I don't want to date another tranny
>>8784271
ive done this, am i insane?
>>8784254
They all look like men
Drink #6, Italy: Chianti Classica Riserva, Red Wine
>>8784274
>I'm not, I don't want to date another tranny
Nigga you gon get lonely again and since it seems no one normal wants to hang out with you you'll once again end up as a transbian.
>>8784281
YES
>>8784234
Why don't you stop being friend with trannies and start being friends with Spartan and the gang
Come on lad
I'll buy you a pint and we can smoke weed
I kind of want to get a zettai ryouiki but I think it'll look bad on me.
I don't want to disgrace that Zettai...
if I walk around with dilated pupils will people automatically assume I'm a druggie?
MOTHERFUCKER
keep forgetting image
A compensation image instead.
>>8784278
yes. but its ok. trannies have reach but no stamina and are easy to outrun as long as you drink more shitty energy drinks than they have. stay safe, sharp, and fleet footed
Who the fuck are you people
>>8784315
i don't know who i am either
>>8784300
I don't know family the choice between Predatory Transbians v. Predatory Repressors is a hard one
>>8784287
No I'm not
I would sooner be alone than be in another transbian relationship that doesn't end up going anywhere
>>8784315
Hi nim, hope you are doing well.
>>8784319
>Predatory Transbians v. Predatory Repressors
Whats the difference between the two?
>>8784321
>No I'm not
I was away due to work and lack of social life so if you don't mind me asking - what happened?
how to be a Good Transbian
or non-terrible at least
Drink #7, America: Frozen Red Stag Lemonade
Frozen Lemonade made with Red Stag Black Cherry Bourbon
>>8784315
trannies. really i think its just trannies atm. weird hunch. no idk how i ended up back here; finding a cure
>>8784331
differnce is one plays dressup in sneaks into the womens bathroom to smel the girls for once.
>>8784336
turn urself into a eunuch
>>8784341
>finding a cure
no fap, start living
>>8784346
>no fap, start living
omg it worked! bye!
>>8784322
Hi Joan!!!
>>8784356
Glad to see that you seem to be doing well.
should I try to learn Japanese
every time I try to learn a language i lose interest but with japanese I can read manga and stuff
>>8784361
I'm okay right now. I'm at Epcot with Eva. We're trying to go around the world.
>>8784313
Trannies never felt like the longspear type to me.
>>8784365
That's awesome, I'm glad you two managed to meet up! Have fun.
>>8784364
Learn Russian
>>8784331
Uhh well, so I broke things off with cis tits. Essentially I'd been put in a position where as a long distance relationship I was wanting to make things more serious. There was significant tension with my roommate who is also my ex. She was not comfortable with her, and was also being emotionally wrecked by having to deal with sharing a house with me while I was going after someone else. Me wanting to fly her out here to look at places to live was breaking point.
I was in the position of being forced out due to being a strain on her mental health, and I made the decision to dump her to keep a roof over my head.
So, I'm done. I'm throwing up my hands and saying that I am through with ldrs and I'm through with dating trans women. Maybe if I met someone local and they were already established, but lord knows how rare that is.
Hey everyone~
Whats up? Everyone doing fine?
I want some headpats..
gonna watch some fuckin' anime
>>8784389
It's mostly the latter, but in swearing off people from 4chan and swearing off ldrs, I'm essentially swearing off trans partners. I do not move in the right circles to randomly meet someone trans irl. I also don't move in the right circles to meet queer girls either.
Based on this it's safe to say my next partner is most likely going to be male and most likely going to be a student.
>>8784395
*Pats*
I did some of my art project today
>>8784395
>Everyone doing fine?
>>8784395
Looking at girl clothing a little enviously.
I'm actually really fortunate. Outside of costume-stuff, I'm a frumpy person anyway. Half my wardrobe is fairly gender neutral, I think, and while skirts are amazing, I can pass in jeans and a T-shirt, which is what I like anyway
LALALALA LALALALA WELCOME TO JAPARI PARK
Drink #8, Japan: Sake
Am I boring? Stupid? Something?
>>8784414
Appreciate the thought.
The most likely outcome however is that I'm going to be a spinster
>>8784433
spergy but cute
>>8784434
You're not gonna be a spinster
the fuck are you people doing still? where is the actual discussion? my sisters?
things are bad ok
wish I was more like elanna desu
>>8784444
what would you like to discuss
>>8784434
Fun!!!
>>8784442
I wasn't implying it wasn't by choice was I? Because it would be entirely by choice.
>>8784451
elanna how long into transitioning were you before you started passing
>>8784419
An Alice in wonderland related thing
>>8784446
What happened?
>>8784451
Well I don't think you should be a spinster
>>8784436
You think I'm cute?
>>8784443
I dunno. It sounds bad, but I feel like no one pays attention to me. I'm not good with socializing.
fellas, is it gay to take female hormones?
Ugh my pedicure is giving me dysphoria, my feet are so cute rn
Do feet transition, I don't remember them being soft fatty marshmallows
>>8784457
Why though?
>>8784455
I dunno, I honestly don't remember most of my first year of transition. I was fulltime at 2 months but I don't think I passed until 8
>>8784459
Supes gay, who would do something like that?
>>8784459
Beep!!!
>>8784459
as long as you say "no homo" before you take your hormones you are good
>>8784465
>2 years and don't pass at all
>started younger than you
i hate myself
>>8784465
>Why though?
Because you deserve better
>>8784459
I can make it gay
>>8784463
Why would cute feet be giving you dysphoria?
And yeah, all parts transtion in regards to fat distribution
>>8784463
Mine are still big ol
I want them to be soft okay
>>8784479
i don't want to get beat up
Ill be okay in another year desu
>>8784478
stop being mean to me charolette
>>8784472
(j)ay
>>8784468
NOM
>>8784465
heh right? frickin poofs
>>8784488
Oh, is this faye under a different name, or just mocking faye?
>>8784456
Oooh it looks rather nice, i can only give you my 'stone monument' for references...*sucks at art* uwu
>>8784485
Welcome to being trans. If you want to pass you have to practice and that means committing to girl at some point. I don't think I would have passed in that time frame if I hadn't forced myself into fulltime
>>8784490
who the fuck is charolette.
>>8784503
being trans is stupid I hate it
>>8784303
What about her?
I gave her a first box of cypro last week
>>8784508
same, wish i could fix it.
>>8784508
Welcome to being trans. We all hate it.
>>8784503
whew good thing i don't care about presenting
>>8784380
>cis tits
So you were the designated tard wrangler.
>>8784508
I hate it as well
>>8784500
owo
whats this
>>8784380
This is why you don't fuck roommates.
Life lesson.
Also, ldr's are fucking retarded
Transwomen are okay if they're like 2+ years and all the angsty Testosterone provoked behaviour has been extinguished
>>8784501
lov a nim
>>8784529
But you're >2 years and basically nothing but angsty testosterone provoked behavior.
>>8784522
are the middle-aged men in a dress and lipstick with a stubble presenting as male?
>>8784380
I was in just as shitty a situation because of moving to my ldr gf to be more serious and then it went to shit and she decided she was straight. dating people exclusively irl seems like a better idea until you realize that dating irl is just as shitty. turns out that most people arent worth much and being trans just makes the dating pool that much smaller. hope it goes well from now on though, i can feel you on the shittiness of dating long distance and having it all fall apart.
>>8784508
thats just the life. it gets a little better, once you do present and get through all the work its a little better.
>>8784537
In my opinion: yes
>>8784522
>Rude desu
But true. Being so crazy yourself, you need less insanity in your life not more.
>>8784529
I guess I'll filter you once more.
I have returned
>>8784524
I was in croatia and had lots of time..so i balanced stones of different sizes on top of each other uwu
>>8784549
are you doing better? problems solved?
>>8784547
I don't really deserve love anyways so it works out
>>8784308
you disgrace this board with your presence. begone, you foul demon! purge and destroy all the undesirables
>>8784559
But that's not true
im sad
>>8784557
nope.
it will take months to recover from this week
I hope Ill get my opis soon
>>8784547
say something bad about ct or lani to my face irl and enjoy spending your last seconds twitching in a puddle of your own filthy blood
>Hormones
Drink #9, Morocco: Tropical Breeze Smoothie
Rum, peach, mango and banana
>>8784549
ducky
>>8784534
Beep you're my BEST FRIEND
ravioli, ravioli, i want to kill myself desu loli
>>8784585
feed me crackers nim
I need affection
>>8784564
It probably is, I'm not a very nice person
>>8784596
You're a pretty nice person though
>>8784589
My friend Sophie needs crackers
But she needs to wag her ducky tail after she gets them
>>8784536
Only when you're around
And only for the (you's)
>>8784583
1 tactical nuke inbound
destroys 10 homuhons and 1 butch
>>8784571
hugg bun
I want to go into femgen but they always laugh at me and calll me a stinky tranny even tho all i do is boymode and live as a man...
>>8784547
>being this salty about being a hon
>>8784607
wanna find out
>>8784608
sorry, I didnt mean to scare a lil kitten like you :^)
>>8784602
I will :3
>>8784604
My best friend Valq
>>8784549
sometimes i feel like if i ever meet the actual trip posters in real life, i will commit either mass murder or serial killings
>>8784622
My right hand Nim!
>>8784620
I replaced all the water in your pond so it's pure spring water okay duckduck?
>>8784611
they're sour grapes on hrt
>>8784625
What does trip posting even mean?
>>8784608
In my experience, all love is uniquely cringy
>>8784599
Nope. I'm exceptionally prickly and bitchy, self serving, and I take some measure of pleasure in getting into fights
>>8784610
hugg
>>8784634
It's when you neee attention so you make a trip so everyone knows who you are
AND LOVES YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOD
AND THE LOWLY TRANNIES LOOK UP AT YOU
GAZE AT ME
AND FEEL INFERIOR!!'n
>>8784634
It's just a dumb way of saying namefags
>>8784632
what do you mean?
Sour grapes about being or not being on hrt.
or not passing or what.
>>8784645
nim
>>8784640
>Nope. I'm exceptionally prickly and bitchy, self serving, and I take some measure of pleasure in getting into fights
You've never been any of that to me (granted I've only known you a short while though)
what do you think people at work think i am
i bet they know im a stinky tranny even tho i boymode
>>8784656
Yes, trips ruin the entire point of the thread.
>>8784671
No it's the kind that doesn't kill ducks I checked
>>8784655
they're jealous of being fem and youthful but afraid of the other consequences
>>8784678
ah okay.
Sophie's duck fursona
>>8784662
Stick around, pull up a chair, you'll soon get to know that I'm a tsun tsun with no gooey dere dere centre
>>8784631
that is so nice ^.^
>>8784627
It doesnt need to be public knowledge.
it was way more than I can handle tho.
>>8784671
weak af
>>8784625
ive met a bunch, theyve all been nice, and I havent killed anyone yet.
>>8784685
Alright, you can try I guess but I still doubt it
>>8784686
> I havent killed anyone yet
disappointing :(
come clean closet pls
>>8784625
I've met more than I probably should have and its never been anything but pleasant. Trannies are usually so lonely they're just happy to talk to somebody and socialize without being so anxious.
>>8784685
you totes have a gooey marshmallow center
>>8784686
>I havent killed anyone yet.
thats exactly what youd say if you actually killed all of them
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uj4g1vovKf
tfw horrible man voice
>>8784700
embrace stinky
>>8784640
agp?
>>8784645
>look up at you and feel inferior
pre-srs shaming!
>>8784656
>using identification necessarily means divulging personal information
>>8784704
tbqhon what
>>8784702
can confirm, i've been killed by phie
nazi fart fetish "gas chamber" porn
>>8784707
AGP is a special kind of cringy but at least nobody has to see me when I'm masturbating in the mirror
>>8784702
You have no evidence of this
>>8784694
Better believe it tho ;-;
>>8784708
to be q hon?
what do you want from me.
Drink #10, France: The Ice Cream Martini
Two scoops of vanilla ice cream with whipped cream vodka
>>8784715
>Better believe it tho
Nope
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-middle-east-41042005/from-an-egyptian-girl-to-a-scottish-man
>>8784720
Eva finger in the shot wtf
>>8784720
>#10
how drunk are you rn nim
>>8784715
>when I'm masturbating in the mirror
instructions unclear, I now have cuts all over my body
>>8784710
ghosts arent supposed to talk ree
>slept for 18 hours
what even is life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nWWM8tTn84
is there anything more annoying and irritating than the female german accent
>>8784726
I'm watching you, nim
don't get my ee-ee drunk
>>8784742
spooky.
>>8784740
NRW
its the most dangerous part tebeha
>>8784735
I slept 4...give me 4 of yours?
>>8784751
i heard ur german
i hate your voices
>>8784742
She already is sry
>>8784741
Female Germans?
Tranny Germans pretending to be female?
kill all the christians and the terfs
>>8784760
>>8784715
i know it personally from extensive observation and talking to your privately for a brief time
>>8784740
thats really most people. people usually have more than enough friends and dont care about them or not enough and just want anybody they can connect with. and the vast majority of people feel they dont have enough connections, not many people have rich social lives.
>>8784763
keep her safe
>>8784769
tickle tickle tickle! owo
>>8784715
Christian God sees everything.
>>8784731
>braap
You have to go back >>>/r9k/
>>8784741
https://clyp.it/ekznqbyi
should i pee on my neighbor's potted flowers? maybe i could soil all over on their orchid plants :P
>>8784788
shut it beaver
Fuck I really hate myself
>>8784791
yes
>>8784777
Not cool don't you go making me look soft in front of the newbies they need to know that under my layer of prickles there's a layer of even sharper prickles
>>8784795
fuck i really hate you too mate
>>8784807
Good
>>8784805
i said shut it
Life is meaningless death is the true answer anon death will find you just as you can never forget your past you will suffer with that knowledge for the rest of your life
>>8784805
There's a layer of felt or some shit underneath, light weight
>>8784818
>>8784826
https://clyp.it/bcax1fip
Fud
>>8784831
>At work
>Can't listen to the clyp
Quick someone transcribe it
>>8784831
https://clyp.it/tuim1iqu
>>8784791
If ur adaddy pwease pee in my mouth instead :c
>>8784787
no this is MY stink hole
>>8784768
no protec them
Also on a unrelated note howmany traps are in this thread right now i need a headcount
>>8784847
https://clyp.it/5b5yrtsn
>>8784853
mtf girl(male) right here
>>8784849
oh puffybutt, i see you still haven't committed suicide yet. how's the mental disorders treating you?
>>8784851
Fud okay
>>8784861
im doing good!!!! buti still halucinate/hear voices a lot
4chan global rule 6
"The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments."
>>8784860
1 so far
Drink #11, England: Red Sangria
Beso Del Sol Red Sangria made from 100% natural marriage of Spanish Tempranillo Grapes, Orange, Blood Orange, and Lemom juices with a touch of natural Cinnamon
>>8784868
NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!
>>8784874
quality content™ >>8784731
>>8784511
Miss seeing her here she is funny drama
>>8784859
https://clyp.it/dg0k30xh
>>8784872
why are you tripping again you little shit
you better still be repressing
>>8784876
uhh do you have lower then 80iq
read the post i was responding to
it was "nazi fart fetish "gas chamber" porn"
>>8784867
well puffybutt, if you are suffering too much, just tell me your address and where you live, so i can come over to your house and help you take those hallucinations and voices away from your head. then you will feel better, i promise. but you need to tell me your address and current location.
>>8784874
I wish I were as pleasant as a catboy's dick
>>8784881
https://clyp.it/1hcujww1
>>8784884
Ill kill u idiot
>>8784888
u want to kill me
>>8784887
>>8784890
But cats have barbed dicks
>>8784885
read my post, i mentioned rule 6, not 3
>>8784892
ah good u have agression back
so T is confirmed
good boy
I need more traps
>>8784890
https://clyp.it/pudi2bsr
>>8784911
Yeah I'm on T supplements so I can be strong
>>8784912
>>8784898
i never said the word "kill". but tell me your address now anyways. you need serious help and you don't know what's good for yourself anyways, so listen to the anon who's giving you good advice for your own sake
be a good baby and remember to post your current location
>>8784924
Yeah sure but im counting them
>>8784919
https://clyp.it/wz0e0bt0
>>8784890
youre at least as pleasant as a cactus, and pretty close to a catboy's dick
IM SO CLOSE TO FINISHING AROUND THE WORLD
WHY IS MY BODY FAILING ME NOW
>>8784919
is your cat dying?
>>8784922
>>8784904
u just want to attack me no matter what
like 99% people post here is "not quality content" by your standards
>>8784925
yeah but what are you going to do u just wana dox me and have people attak me
or pictures of their food with no text
>>8784946
I'm an Adonis GOD
If anyone wants to contact me my Discord is Shakira#9362. I don't log in much though.
>>8784777
What are you talking about, unlucky 7s?
These "so lonely" people you're advocating don't want friends, they want "friends." Outside of Stockholm-induced coworker friendship, people in meatspace don't give a damn beyond normal social pleasantries if they have no interest in you. Which is great and all, but don't mix the two up.
>>8784952
i don't want to attack you no matter what, you're a cunt, a shitposter and a creepy fetishist
>>8784965
*tickles u gayly*
Elanna
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POOlanna
>>8784971
Delete this post please
>>8784331
I should just start talking about the precious while about to go down on a guy's dick.
Thanks for advice
>>8784957
to prove it to the brotherhood
you must slay a tranny
>>8784985
Does it count if you're a boypucci slayer?
>>8784985
ILL BREAK THE BACK OF EVERY TRANNY IN THIS THREAD
>>8784994
GOOD
>>8784993
no
>>8784952
okay fine, but i wasn't going to dox you either. i was going to rape you with my AGP feminine benis and convert you to the transbian dark side of the trans spectrum. after you received a proper dicking and nipple fondling from another trans girl, then i could cure you from your fake HSTS syndrome. that way you will become like one of us at /mttttfg/
one of us! one of us! one of us! one of us! one of us!
at least tell me your ip address before i have to search it up on my own
>>8784980
you can try I guess
>>8784978
Elanna
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Pukelanna
Drink #12, Canada: Ottawa Apple
Crown Royal Maple Whisky, Apple Infusion, and Cranberry Juice
>>8785018
WTF!?!?!?!?
>>8785018
Boo
Be nice
>>8784965
well by ur standards then nearly everyone on here deserves to get reborted by u
i could say the same thing about rules about nearly all the posts u make
>>8785007
ur gross transbian body and non functioning dick will do nothing to change me!
>>8784994
Break my toes instead, ok?
>>8785030
i didn't say i was going to report anyone
>>8785026
I want that now
>>8785036
whtever u say sweaty
You're all fags lmao
>>8785036
I don't think theirs a point arguing with puff, shes just a shitposter, and shes not hurting anyone
>>8785049
>tactical nuke inbound
>target: all the fags
>current trajectory heading towards Australia
>>8785053
i wouldn't be annoyed if she stopped evading filters
>>8785049
Look whos talkin
>if you have the wrong fetish you're a shitposter
had a hard daipfe
>>8785074
I eat diaps
Why are all the girls in Canada fat
>>8785059
if iwas doing that i wouldnt be using hthis name lol
>>8785074
she just needs to try wearing a dip diap one time and will be reformed imo :)
>>8784319
>trannies
>will convert you and make your a freak
>repressors
>just want to have a drink and won't force you to be anything so we can laugh at trannies
>>8785071
I wonder who the angry wife is
>>8785102
you're not currently, but you do it all the time
>>8785106
But what if the repressors all stop repressing and then I'm surrounded by even more predatory transbians who want a young boy to chase
:thinking:
>>8785081
Holy shit, how many cocktails did you have?
>>8785144
Most of us have boyfriends and like real men, not boys
>>8785147
We just went around the world at Epcot, I think we're both pretty out of it
I'm a real man ama
>>8785188
how is your life, how do I also stop being a real man.
>>8785188
How do u deal with morningwood
>>8785191
It's pretty good I went to the beach with my bitch yesterday
Just b urself
>>8785188
Tips for washing under the foreskin?
>>8785188
whats the measure of a man
>>8785210
Surrender to the jews.
>>8785109
Lol right? Makes you think there's a passive agressive husband 5ghz network somewhere....
>>8785188
How do I make bro friends at the gym
>>8785188
Wanna talk about poon and do guy shit, bro?
They made my life story into a movie
>>8785188
are you good at fighting games?
do you want to teach me tekken?
>>8785235
Assert your dominance as top bro by doing deadlifts
>>8785237
Fuck yeah I fucking destroy poon
Do you like poon too bro?
>>8785259
I can teach you soulcalibur or blazblu
I've decided that I won't drink tonight.
Things to see, people to do.
>>8785251
Cease.
>>8785265
Thats nice :)
>>8785263
but I dont play those :c
Hello!
>>8785265
Yes ma'am
>>8785283
Rip
I can't into tekken ;-;
lol, I'm alone at a shopping mall and I'm dizzy af and I feel like I'm going to throw up and pass out. wat do?
inb4 die.
Weebs will destroy the west y/n
>>8785291
animupocalypse
Back home. I'm tired from all the walking but I needed the stimulation. It's getting harder not to feel jaded. Wish I had enough money to keep myself busy that way all year round...
>>8785291
Implying it hasn't already? According to /pol/ anime made us trans
>>8785290
Most likely dehydration and/or hypoglycemia. Get some water, sugar and a bit of salt. Alternatively, just buy a couple bottles of sports drinks.
>>8785286
Ok good, don't let me catch you doing it again.
>>8785263
Fuck ya I do bro
I also enjoy other dude shit like HIKES and BEERS, bruh
>>8785291
nim, is it really you? do my eyes deceive me?
>>8785344
It's really me, now plant a wet one on me
im sick of seeing bugs that arent there
>>8785355
i can't, i might lose control and i won't be responsible for my actions thereafter
did you meet up with evangeline? how did it go? did you have fun? were you so scared as you approached her that your heart kept beating away in your chest like a jackhammer and you thought you were going to faint?
>>8785359
S-Sawaki?
>>8785370
Yeah we went to Epcot today and I made her buy a drink at every place and I'm the World Pavillion
>>8785341
and other manly stuff like TRUCKS and THE OLD PIGSKIN
>>8785359
do you take meds with weird side effects too?
>>8785384
i hope you two are having a good time doing stuff and things
i don't know where epcot is, but it reminds me of apricots and that's really cute
>>8785399
no im off any meds
>>8785388
I love tossing the ol' PIG SKIN around, eh sport?
who else retart?
>>8785402
ok I hope you will be alright
>>8785419
well if the bugs arent real then they wont kill me
but wait until theres a real bug then im gonna be dead
>>8785415
me retart
>>8785341
Dude you don't even know I fucking love hikes and beer (and I'm not even meming)
>>8785359
Consider less meth
>>8785426
i unironically do this at home
>>8785432
it's actually the most efficient and easy way to poop because of the way your colon is shaped or something
>>8785284
>>8785447
Bro do you like CARS
I fucking love CARS dude
someone pls make a non-diaper thread
>>8785474
Who even gives a shit about the OP it's a single post in a 500 post thread
>>8785483
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE
also, other generals on /lgbt/ will laugh at us
>>8785487
>principle
>on 4chan
r u new? principle is for functional human beings
>>8785331
thanks
>>8785572
If you're on spiro, be careful with that. It makes it real easy to let dehydration set in and you can fuck up your kidneys.
What do you girls wear to sleep? My nips hurt and I don't know what I could wear to sleep in that won't be painful other than sleeping with a bra on.