/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>8717298
what did you do to gloomy

>>8717302
not nearly enough

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gn

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>>8717280

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>>8717308
goofnight sheen
I hope you sleep well

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:3

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>>8717363
:3

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>>8717363

>>8717363
post pic

>>8717367
cute boys

>>8717363
my penis is hard

>>8717374
I posted one to unsee yesterday

>>8717393
I missed it that is why I am asking :3

>>8717402
https://unsee
.cc/ponimage/

>>8717408
what would nigel farage say if he saw you now

sleepi

>>8717414
"haha the absolute mad man"

>>8717416
>sleepy
>4pm
yeah, we don't take siestas in this country, chica

back to writing that dissertation

i am really tired desu

>>8717422
im sleepi bc i stayed up until 6 AM writing it but my body woke me up at 10 anyway

it's mostly done thankfully

https://camelflage.com/
Potential tucking clothes?
There's a special insert sewn into the crotch of everything.
Mostly leggings
The before & after shot sold me

>>8717432
i want to delete it, just to see the look of panic on your face

>>8717451
>valq in leggings
sweaty forehead pic goes here

tfw garbage

>>8717459
Today is pride parade.
Imma wear my crazy design leggins, malelifecant horns, and maybe my big butterfly wings

>>8717460
same

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>>8717463
>Autocorrect thinks I don't speak English
*Maleficent

>>8717463
people are just going to assume you're a str8 cis girl
how tall are you even, you look like you shrank

>>8717472
5'10.5 ish
Do i need to stand out as a tranner for pride?
Ngl, cute buzz-cut dykes were kinda creepn on me while downtown yesterday.
The whole street is lined with trans & LGBT flags

i wish i was good enough for my gf
or at least that we could date somebody who is

>>8717460
at least you're cute garbage

it's better than being dumb, ugly garbage

>>8717508
All that means is more opportunities for people to throw you away

DUDE SELF HATE POSTING LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1NDxHKD6qA

Nuclear War, the ultimate reason to not transition.

>>8717535
you are very cynical this morning

So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

>there's a reason why fast food makes people fat
>why
>you don't need to know the reason why to take advantage of it
This is still the smartest person in the thread.

>>8717568
I can only read this in Faye's voice

>>8717564
Tends to happen when you lose things.

>>8717460
>>8717535
You aren't garbage and you aren't being thrown away, but you are being treated unfairly. I wish you wouldn't internalize this because it really isn't a shortcoming or anything you have done wrong. This isn't your fault.

>>8717568
hot
date her

that copy pasta is still the best desu

>>8717568
That's nice, dear.

>>8717564
Trip-only banan is Dark banon.

>>8717561
idgi, when does it actually become tranny related?

>>8717280
Reminder that if you didn't naturally sit to pee you are AGP.

>>8717570
Same desu

>>8717595
AGPEE XDDDDDDD AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

>>8717595
reminder that if your dick isnt big enough that water splashes up on your dick if you sit to pee then you arent trutrans

>>8717573
i'm confident that some day in the future, you will have the opportunity to get revenge on roommate-chan

>>8717600
mine is like a third nipple.

>>8717601
Why exactly would I want revenge?

>>8717574
It is veeeeeery difficult to not internalise it. I feel like my trust has been deeply violated.

>>8717601
isnt her room mate cath, as in her ex?

>>8717606
>Why exactly would I want revenge?
for throwing you out? for breaking up with you? for making you upset?

next time a chaser comes at me i'm playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO8qCRVj8dI

in the meantime i'm dancing to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Dur3uXXCQ

this is sweet too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sx8wTnnfSc

>>8717606
lani... :(

>>8717613
Yes but how would revenge make anything better or be in any way satisfying.

>>8717621
What happened was not your fault and you did nothing wrong. You did everything you could to make/keep her happy and she did everything she could to make you sad.

>>8717621
i dunno, usually when someone screws you over, it's normal to feel some satisfaction when you find some way to get back at them

maybe you're just not a petty and vengeful type though

life is still bad

>tfw you know what nail polish remover you want and multiple stores don't have it.

>>8717570
link?

I don’t even know how much of my memory issues is brain damage and how much is dissociation anymore

I just realised I barely remember anything of my life before the last six weeks ago, the last fully-formed memory I can think of is my graduation ceremony

But that may not be new, maybe it’s been this bad the whole time and I just keep forgetting that’s my limit, I don’t even know

I haven't used any drugs except my CBD vape pen and a little bit of weed (<0.2g) in the last fortnight btw

I hate my body and my fucking brain

>>8717568
8/10

>>8717678
good thing you document parts of your life here so you can just look in the archive

>>8717678
god damn that sounds like it sucks
what happened that caused it do u think?

t. newfag who doesnt know the tripfags on this board

>>8717692
Inb4 Robin asks what to look up in the archive because she already forgot again

>>8717674
https://clyp.it/zyk2xrpf

>>8717678
6 weeks is your turnover. make some notes and tape them around your house.
we're here for you

>>8717696
Don't you just LOVE attention

>>8717678
You did know that even a single hit of mayjay causes permanent memory loss, right?

>>8717715
hahahaha no it doesnt lmao

>>8717692
yeah I know, I've been going through my Facebook too, I definitely remember the facts of things but only specifically if I see something to remind me of them

the main problem is I can't tell if it's always been quite this bad, I might have this same realisation frequently for all I know

>>8717693
I very likely have CPTSD because of fuck-off-insane emotional abuse growing up from my dad, I'm waiting for an assessment but UK mental healthcare is broken

I've had brain damage since I was born because of low oxygen at birth so my physical health is pretty shit and I also have learning difficulties, primarily with memory, but what little mental notes I do have ingrained are telling me I usually know more about myself automatically (without seeing photos, reminders etc.) than I'm able to right now
like it literally took me a while to figure out my own age and the name of the high school I went to

I have a friend from uni with the same condition as mine and they often can't remember their own name or when to eat so maybe this is normal for me, it's spooky as fuck though

I know where I am and who I am and everything so it's definitely not some kind of full-on dissociative disorder episode though

>>8717712
If I wanted attention I'd trip

>>8717715
okay Alan Cumming

>>8717704
I can't handwrite very well and I have housemates so I can't leave notes everywhere, they'd get pissed off at me
I'll have to make a note of this in my to-do-list notepad document though

tfw she keeps asking for pictures of your face .___.

>>8717731
>>8717719
Stop embarrassing yourself, booboo
https://www.google.ca/search?q=marijuana+memory+site:nih.gov

>>8717731
the government should be able to ban people like you from housing and public services.

like if your a known claimer then you get blacklisted on all tax payer facilities and so if you phone 999 they ignore u

>>8717769
that's how africa works. ever seen an angry mob of starving homeless wartorn people?

ever seen what someone will do when they're dying from famine?

bro can u even grow crop?

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>>8717337
#
>my fight with Mercury
>misread Juniper as Jupiter

I'm sorry Shakira I literally CAN'T not post this.

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>>8717778

>>8717734
give her all of your face pictures and butt pictures

>>8717734
there arent any pictures of your face with your cum on it are there?

>>8717791
she already has all of my butt pictures desu :>
i don't think she needs hundreds of facepics tho .-.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctz9q8uVdf4

>>8717795
>my cum
aha
hahahahahahahahaha

huggin /mtfg/

>>8717809
So you are the Birch person they always taunt?

>>8717813
yeah, i used to trip here and elsewhere as anthony burch

>>8717819
Why were you like ... that back then?

>>8717819
Why that D lister?

Also you badly need a peti and uh...

a less organic foot cream...

>>8717822
i was more unstable than i am now???
i think being on proper hrt (ie not bica) has reduced my mental illness a bit.

tl;dr i frequently get breakdowns and i USED to really go haywire and remove everyone and leave servers and shit
so me spamming my pre-hrt pics was basically just me trying to get people to dislike me because i was having a tantrum

>>8717824
self deprecating humor
i started using the nickname a little while before i decided to transition

that pic is like a year old. tl;dr i dated a chaser pre-hrt and he was a footfag. so.

>>8717833
Aaaaah. Gross, but your private business, guess you learned not to over share with 4chins eh?

Its 3late5me so I don't even worry about it anymore.

>>8717846
i had no self-respect pre-hrt so w/e
it's not like i was sharing anything of value

i only share my hrt lewds with girls i like :>
and maybe one or two boys.

>>8717764
"Relatively consistent findings have been reported regarding the acute impairments induced by a single dose of Δ9-THC on verbal and working memory. It is unclear whether they may persist beyond the intoxication state."
>It is unclear whether they may persist beyond the intoxication state
yeah after u come down you are basically perfectly normal unless you smoke snoop dogg levels of weed

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3931635/

long term weed usage is bad. period.
if you're still too new to comprehend that, try meeting old people who smoke, then meet their sober family.

also it's extremly rare to get well grown weed that didnt use nutrients or pesticides or organic bullshit.
was it flushed right so ur not smoking k?
are u smokiing flower, or glycol based oil? inhaling ash?

brb my weed is tits up the best ever

don't delude yourself. drugs hinder transition. drugs are how we coped pre trans, mmmkay?

>>8717833
>i dated a chaser pre-hrt
that's called a homosexual

>>8717872
yeah
i used to be gay-bi pre-hrt
now i'm into girls

>>8717715
>>8717764
>this person literally takes D.A.R.E seriously
>>8717851
Its been since proved that that effect lasts less than 4 hours. It is literally JUST part of the high.

Of course you already know this

Also,

>fearing mmj
>taking skittles

Are you fucking serious? Tylennol is 1400 times more neurotoxic than weed and modest ODing on Tylennol 5 days a week is better for your liver than many types of HRT lol.

>>8717868
>drugs are how we coped pre trans
being trans isn't my only problem

also
>2017
>smoking weed
get a vape ffs

>>8717861
Long term SMOKING is bad.

Long term cannnibinoid ingestion safely can significantly improve and extend your life.

Your anecdotes are bullshit and you meet life long marijuana users daily and don't even know it.

>>8717906
you're half the fucking age of me and your only exposed to the criminal side of drugs.

i used to be a nurse. get lost, come back when you cool down

>>8717911
go to bed syndie, it's late

How do i tell my mum i'm trans :(?

>>8717829
That's a weird coping strategy but ok.

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>>8717868
>rare to get good weed

If you are poor or stupid AND can't garden maybe. Again these are BS arguments, you just idiotically conflate legality and morality like most brainwashed people

Only 3rd worlders and rednecks grow weed with miracle gro and chrmicals that way because it yields like shit, tastes like shit, and is low potency in a VERY competitive market

>>8717920
idk i've always had trouble dealing with people online. probably the aspergers.
it'd kind of make sense, since autism's milder in women, so not having my brain drown in T might be fixing it a little bit.
the same thing happened with my bipolar

>>8717919
say you got a hormone imbalance and you're taking something from an endocrinologist like insulin

in three months after mum notices you're fantastic new personality, tell her the subcategory of intersex is transgender

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>thought I was straight
>am now becoming a filthy transbian because of a grill I met in a tranny Discord

>>8717911
there would be no criminal side of drugs if they were legalized, taxed and regulated. Plus, wouldn't you want drugs made by doctors, chemists and botanists rather than cartels, biker gangs and retards in their trailers?

>>8717927
>>8717359
how big is she? i'm 5 foot even almost
do i start both at the same time or do i go like a month on cypro only first? idk how to hrt :(

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>>8717911
>criminal side of drugs

I have operated or been part of licensed grows in 3 different states. I have a CO caregiver liscense -still-

Nurses don't know shit about medicinal toxicity and no you aren't 58. My dad was an Endoscopist at the VA after being an RN for years, I know exactly what they do and know

Get your shit together and don't tell fibs to back up prejudiced stupidity

>>8717937
"how big are you" isn't really that important
tolerance depends on the person
i know people way larger than me who are less tolerant to certain things, and people smaller who are more

start both at the same time

>>8717932
good girl :)

>>8717943
huh ok
im gonna try 2mg and 25mg then? then bump it up as you said?

i cant get blood tests so hopefully i dont fuck my body up too bad

>>8717943
You must know what effect that phrase can have on an MtF. :3

it's cool if you wana smoke i even said i'm smoking lol

just dont say it's fucking magic juice with zero side effects

>>8717949
Cannibinoids have literally 0 downsides except inebriation.

Are you done backpeddling? You are an Anon - you can just stop typing and go on like ot never happened and we will never know how dumb you were later.

>>8717946
you can probably start & stay on 25mg, yeah
if your libido is still high that means it's not enough
you can probably do 4mg in two months

>>8717947
of course uwu
it makes good girls act like better girls

>>8717956
okay Claire, I'm sorry i let my bias effect your morning.
salam

>>8717957
wait i know that the tranny pills are working by if i dont feel horny anymore?

what if i still wanna have a sex drive :( i thought e gives ppl cocklust too

>>8717962
okay no, that's a bad way to put it.
if you're still really horny and there's no difference from pre-hrt, that's the problem

if your T is being blocked properly your libido will be more emotional and passive (ie, no random erections)

>>8717949
combustion sucks
dabbings awesome
concentrates literally are magic juice with 0 side effects

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>>8717961
>getting bullied away by a failed ghetto man criminal that took testosterone pills for over 10 years yet claims to be trans.

its okay he is hyperaggresive and will defend his criminal drug actions. but he will be the one burning for his corruption

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>>8717979

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>>8717961
I'm super fine, I just have no patience for lies and useful idiots amplifying negative propaganda out of some desperate need for conversational relevance

Mmj is literally the best medicine on the planet when properly exploited and yet people will clamor all day to justify and protect their life long brain washing even if it means kids die of preventable seizures and cancers because god forbid old retards admit they were tricked.

I am more passionate about my job than you can understand because you haven't ever done anything as important smuggle hundreds of thousands of doses of medication past fascistic murderers set on robbing and kidnapping you for it

>>8717968
hmm ok
when can i start lowering the cypro? and does it actually kill my balls so i can quit taking it eventually?

i'm going shopping, wooo!
beets sound tasty today. gota find some real chikken for din din too.

agp muzzie out
<3

>>8717999
i've used endoscopic fine needle aspiration to biopsy and diagnose cancers. i've used endo tools to cut out cancer and i held it in my gloved hand as i passed it to the pathologist.

this was my job. i never gave one pill to anyone.

bye

>>8718007
i mean, most people here go on 50mg but a lot of people lower to 25mg because of depression
25mg -should- work, but idk. 10mg might be possible after a while, because cypro will gradually lower how much you produce.
but 25mg should probably be the lowest you go for a long time

it's supposed to eventually kill your balls, yes

I mean, the risks in adults are pretty minor but I'm sure weed can cause earlier onset of psychosis in those predisposed to it. The only people I know with psychosis are people who were smoking weed heavily already at like 13 and didn't have those sorts of problems at the time. Still the risks are not enough for it to be illegal and alcohol/cigs legal.

>>8718017
im planning on starting on 25 and 2mg and supplementing b12 so i can hopefully dodge the depression
how many months til i can drop to 10? and awesome, when do i know my balls are dead? i know it wont be for like a year + though

>>8718015
All the more reason you should know better than to irresponsibly condem the healthiest pharmaceutical response to it

Have fun shopping. :)

>post my weird looking tits on /b/
>get nice comments

unexpected desu

what happened to Oryx? I miss her cute posts

>>8718030
that's the thing is idk if you -can- drop to 10. 25mg is the lowest i know most people to go to
i just know that one transgirl i know managed to

i think it's generally 1.5-2 years to kill your balls

>>8718037
attention is easy to get
eventually you get disgusted by 4chan attention desu

Starting HRT is so nerve wracking.

I am scared that 25mgx2 and 1mgx2 is gonna be a waste of time for being too low but my doctor should know best right?

>>8718044
your estrogen is fine
1-2 mg is a normal starting dose

doctors can be knowledgeable or shit depending on where you live
i've heard horror stories from australia
>no point giving underage people blockers without estrogen
>started someone on 4mg, then 8mg after a month

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>>8718044
It's best to start slow, desuuu

>>8718044
starting slower is definitely better
these pills are really nothing to play around with

>>8718044
it's normal to start off at a lower dose and then up it after 3/6 months

don't be like the crazy hons on reddit who try and nuke themselves with estrogen and guzzle all their pills at once

Good morning

>>8717463
did you go to the children's drag show yesterday

>>8718070
Nope.
Why do you know about this

>>8718069
why are you awake so late

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>>8718069
Mornin

>>8718083
kinky

>>8718082
I stayed up very late and I need sleep before work is why!

>>8718083
delete this

>>8718048
>>8718052
>>8718056
>>8718064

That's a relief!
I should expect my dose to go up a couple months time then?

I'm feeling so impatient I want to see effects so soon and I know it won't happen soon.

>>8718090
>I stayed up very late and I need sleep before work is why!
i guess i'll accept that excuse

this time at least

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>>8718089
>>8718090
Sorry

>>8718098
SOUNDING IS NOT OKAY

>>8718097
I'm gonna do it again tonight and you can't stop me

>>8718098
Oh god that's even worse

>>8718101
Docking is better

>>8718074
because I live in Fargo and I find the idea of a children's drag show absolutely disgusting

>>8718103
>I'm gonna do it again tonight and you can't stop me
just take a nap at work in the pillows aisle when nobody's looking, so you don't have to sleep for so long when you come home

>>8718109
We don't have one

>>8718107
Only for hitting your homie up with a reload

>>8718112
>We don't have one
go to sleep in the giant teddy bear aisle then :3

>>8718108
Omfg why are all these Fargo ppl comming out of the woodwork rn

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Slow thread

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>>8718103
>>8718101
>>8718107
Well.
Look, I'm sorry, my finger slipped

>>8718116
I have more bad news for you

>>8718117
If ur gonna be downtown for the fag parade stop into Steve's and I'll neg u

>>8718124
wow, canadian supermarkets everyone

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tfw you're really lewd
tfw you did lewd things

>>8718131
It's not a supermarket though you hoser

How much could I get paid to be like a real authentic version of those boob mousepads?

>>8718125
That's half a block from festivities and I won't even be in the same state, senpai

>>8718142
do you have a reflective chest?

>>8718138
it's beginning to sound more like a hoser-mart than anything else

seems to be the only thing you'd find there anyway (only on the days when you're working though)

I have confirmed opiate withdrawal. Nausea, restlessness and insomnia.

>>8718152
No but I'm a fast learner!

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>>8718153

>>8718112
>reload
please say thats what i think it is

is it cumming into his dick?

>>8718120
Sorry
It's probably my fault somehow

>>8718161
i'm sorry, i forgot you were taking estrogen again and it's made you all emotional

i'll stop being mean now

wait wtf is docking
i used to know from TiTS but now i forgot

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>>8718167
its not.
do you want to talk offboard?

>>8718154
Pull yourself together, lass. There's still hope for you. Drugs will reverse your transition gains.

>>8718173
Absolute lies and slander

>>8718154
Don't die

i feel like throwing up

>>8718186
i don't tell lies

except when i can gain something from it, or if it might make for a funny post and earn me the respect of my /mtfg/ peers

>>8718195
Do it and post the photo.

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me right now

tfw im a boy uwu.

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which trips are actually rabbits

>>8718206
You're telling a lie right now, can you prove I'm taking estrogen?

>>8718183
what gains? i look exactly the same

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>>8718220
I am a duck

>>8718219
you're a really cute girl nwn

>>8718221
i can't prove it, i just have a good nose for these things

it's how i'm always able to pick you out in a crowd of anonposts and how i can tell you're back to taking estrogen again

>>8718229
>Back to
>Implying I ever was

>>8718226
thank you

but i will see that as hugboxing

>>8718125
Marcus?

>>8718243
idk i think you're cute
you're KIND OF androgynous, but your face is soft and feminine so

>>8718237
everything is going to be okay CC, you have friends that are looking out for you :3

>tfw not even androgynous

redpill me on roommate-chan

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>>8718249
aw i think youre cute too.

But honestly im just straight up man, i should probably stop posting here. Dont want people to start to think I might be trans desu.

>>8718261
>tfw you think your gf is cute but she thinks she looks like a man
>tfw your gf thinks you're cute but you think you look like a man
dysphoria is a hell of a drug
you're cute desu
would kiss :^)

>>8718261
You look fine. Maybe try to gain a little body fat if you are sensitive about the sharpness of your chin and jaw line but you are feminizing nicely.

>>8718261
I'm pretty jelly. You have a nice face.
I wish I didn't have such a man face.

>>8718252
Delet

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>>8718261
your eyes read girl but your lower face is very manly. unffortunaly i dont think ffs could get you this result but maybe sometihng close

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>>8718299
u made her look like lain

my boyfriend turned on a light during sex and i cried and ran away i feel bad

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tfw ur bb the BEST bb

>>8718266
love

>>8718272
I weigh alot already.

>>8718282
Nah, but im sure you have a cute face.

>>8718299
Im saving up for ffs currently, ive been told by a few people even ffs wouldnt save me as my face is too long. So even after ffs I will probably live as a man.

>>8718312
i'm sure your boyfriend didn't know you were a vampire anon, otherwise he wouldn't have done it

>>8718352
ik maybe put on more weight?
having a long face isn't really a big deal
for one thing your facial features (ie eyes, mouth) take up most of your face
whereas i've got my facial features surrounded by slabs of bone :S

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holy hell i feel like death

i need to stop sleeping at 5 am because whenever i do people love calling me at 8 and 10

>>8718246
Did tom tell you that? Just remember 95% of the shit he posts here is a lie. I'm just here to download pics and take screenshots of his posts lololol hi """"""Claire""""""

>>8718352
theirs always CWC impactation/maxiollofacial surgery. your face is long it could save you

>>8718358
What are you even doing awake at 5am?

Go on, justify this to the thread. We're waiting.

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>>8718352
Here is a beautiful cis girl with a long slender face. Don't give up yet.

Worst case scenario wear cute stylized masks and hoodies in and be a mysterious animu girl like my female friend does because of cystic acne

>>8718358
people don't bother me but i either can't sleep or i do sleep and i wake up with horrible heat exhaustion headaches
thanks, HAWAII.

Men can get really manly, can't they? I was shopping (in permanent boymode) and was surprised by just how thick they were without being fat. Especially the taller ones. Like, damn, I feel like I'm a different species now.

An old man kept staring at me while his wife was shopping next to him. I bet he thought he encountered one of those trannies in real life just like he heard about on TV.

>>8718373
>just how thick they were without being fat.
h-haha good thing i'm a b-b-biological female and don't have a b-b-brick body, right??????

>>8718360
>Some nigga named Marcus tryna get his dick wet with some Fargo tranny and shit talks his tranny buddi at the same time.
Lol. You wot mate
You work at a fucking liquor store.

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>>8718364
Indulging someone's obsession with dragon maids.

>>8718357
Ill try.

>>8718361
What the heck is that.

>>8718367
I think im too old for that.

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>>8718379
as far as stores go, liquor is probably the best

>>8718378
Good thing I don't have a square body and square face too h-haha

>>8718387
What about boyfriend stores?
(They sell the rejects as girlfriends out of the back)

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>>8718390
alright, that beats the liquorstore

can ffs save me?

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>>8718390
i only visit upmarket gf stores for the highest quality girlfriends

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>>8718352
That's sweet of you to say that but I really not. I'm probably too old now.

Which country has the highest rate of hons and why is it Germany?

>>8718402
that's some poofi hair right there

>>8718360
Interesting how spiteful you are given everything I gave you and all your short falls on my kindness. Is it because you are orbitting my ex? I don't give a shit what you choose to believe or who either of you talk to or associate with, but you better mind your own business where I am concerned.

Would you like to discuss this in person? I leave you alone because its simpler for me, you were my friend and I respect your brother a lot but if you are stalking me I have no problem reconsidering my choice to live and let be, transition or no.

>>8718402
poofy hair club

>>8718380
You should make a dragon maid costume together at home.

You could hone your needlecraft together and it'd be all cute and adorable.

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>>8718404
its because I am here
obviously germans are best at everything, which also includes being hons, and that is me, sitting on the honthron in hontown

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>>8718420
How would I make the tail

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The only things Germans are good for are fueling the fires of the superior Anglo industrial machinery

>>8718402
D-did you take this with a fish eye lens?

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>>8718426
Furry buttplug

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>>8718433
I can't make it move around

>>8718431
It is just my phone camera.

>>8718406
>>8718417
Always so poofy

>>8718379
Volcel, thanks anyways hon

>>8718412
Please, come find me so I can laugh in your face for being mentally deficient while I try to collect the money you owe my good friends

>>8718451
What are you even on about.

>>8718438
It doesn't have to be perfect, as long as it gets the job done.

Better make sure the material is semen resistant too.

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>>8718461
Neither of us cum anything

>>8718412
Keep posting though. You've been a lolcow for dozens of us for the last 2 months.

>Reddit Trans communities
>Timelines after a week
>Hug boxing out the ass
What the fuck

>>8718470
ur beuatiful hon

>>8718466
What if you have a threesome with a cute boy you meet at an anime convention

>>8718473
thanks pre-everything 54 years YOUNG and loving life!!

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>>8718475
>and loving life!!
despite being gross, these delutes have one up on most of us

>>8718470
And the timelines don't start until like 10-12 pictures in. The first half is all kid pics and then pics of brooding.

>>8718487
I'd call them lucky but are they really?

>>8718487
except that if you actually know any hons irl you would know that they dont actually love life. Sure they are delusional yes but it easily falls apart into extreme depression and self loathing. Most of them are aware of how hideous they are at a subconscious level and simply are that delusional as a coping mechanism.

i am the cat lady

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>>8718381
is a type of surgery that can reduce your midface length. normal humans dont naturally have faces that long, its normlaly a probelm in your teeth area and can help make your midface smaller, combined with jaw and chin surgery ur face wont be as long

>>8718504
puffybutt you didn't respond to my fanart wtf

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>bra and panties don't match
>feel bad for the whole day

>>8718457
>>8718468
Why don't you pay him from the 4x or so sized debt you still owe me.

As for the lolcow thing, laughter is certainly wouldn't be the first thing you gained at my expense, which is why I am mystified with your apparent fixation with me

You must miss me, but I'm gone for a reason. I tried to assist you with your mental illness and forgave you fucking a bunch of things up out of human decency and this is my repayment?

Gee I wonder why I left? Of all the people to hold a grudge you have gone through the most mental gymnastics to do so.

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>>8718509
o u made that!!!!
good drawing skill
but none-accurate.

>>8718402
floofi hair uwu

cute

>>8718523
hsts = homosexual transexual aka male "woman" who likes other males
agp = lesbian female who dates girls and relies on g*d for help

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>>8718535
>agp
>lesbian female

>>8718541
um, wow?
i cahllenge u to a bdsm fight

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>>8718535
>>8718541

>>8718535
>Can remember the guys at Wal-Mart
>Can barely remember one female because she was working there and directing people
B-but I'm bi, I swear!

you know where to find me hon, pull ur karambit on me while you're at it, may as well bring that vepr you don't own anymore too. Don't forget, keep posting

>>8718547
i just don't like the label HSTS because it's basically saying you're a man

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>>8718547
>man that wants to dress like a femalefrom his lesbian porn is more like a real female then a hsts that thinks nearly identicially to a cis woman
suree.... :)
>>8718544
ull get a bdsm fight in the gas chambor : )

>>8718554
No, it means you're etiologically related.

>>8718566
i mean, if liking guys makes you a homosexual, idk what to tell you

oh cool, it's updatediaperfagfilter time again

>>8718559
>then a hsts that thinks nearly identicially to a cis woman
>this is what delusional gay men tell themselves

>>8718547
>they actually *want* to be women
Because... all AGPers want srs? How do HSTS not want to be women?

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What are good idea of estro increasing foods that actually work? I know some scam sites will have clickbait such as "OOO EAT THESE 10 CRAZY FOODS TO MAKE YOUR ASS AND TITTIES BIGGER" but do they actually work? I do squats and all but I have small breasts forming, I would say a size A or B and I put olive oil on my skin to make it soft, I waist train but currently my waist ranges from 27-30 and I wanna get it from 20-26 and have my hips (currently 37) to be 39-42 inches
has anyone tried subliminal beats before? whats their experience with that or is it just a /scam/? also what are some good treatments for acne? I heard spearmint tea helps while increasing estrogen

this is all a mistake and I'll just regret it in a month aaaaaa

>>8718579
i find that eating estradiol valerate and cyproterone acetate helps

>>8718576
i assume the point is that according to blanchard's theory AGPs want to be women because they fetishize it
i assume HSTS would transition solely due to dysphoria or whatever

>>8718581
1y here
total regret
don't do it

>>8718589
Fuuuck

>>8718582
ha, I'm not really at a point in my life right now where I can get estrogen and t blockers, so rn I am just doing what I can until I can get insurance which won't be until a few years

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>>8718581
>becoming a cute girl is a mistake
i don't think so, buddy

>>8718599
how do manly males become cute girls?

>>8718599
what if I'm wrong and it's not really what's right for me

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>>8718596
yeah years of masculinization and lost potential is fine don't do anything about it it's cool

>>8718585
See, that goes in line with what I thought. But can AGPers also experience strong dysphoria? Or is that all just built up by driving themselves into a frenzy about thinking they're transgender and not being aroused by themselves?

I have my suspicions that my roommate is more AGP and I'm more HSTS. She's told me she has literally gets off to transition timelines. To me that's foreign like getting aroused because someone remodeled their basement really nice.

>>8718606
I'm trying to do something about it, hence my entire reason for posting, I'm just trying to do so in ways that I can. which doesn't involve getting estrogen and t blockers because I can't get it rn because im poor with no insurance

>>8718615
selfmedding would only run you 1-2 dollars a day
>>8718613
i believe that AGPs experience body dysmorphic disorder rather than gender dysphoria

>>8718613
blanchard's theories are bullshit

i'm fairly certain very few people labeled "agp" actually get off to being trans

i mean, at least AGP doesn't directly imply that you're a male, but
>being a woman and liking men makes you a homosexual

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>>8718532
ty

>>8718596
>I can't get hrt until I get insurance
You're cute.

Especially if you think your physician on your first visit paid for by your great employee-given health insurance is just going to write you prescriptions for this instead of drag you through hell and "not be comfortable" with this unless you present female full time "at least there months" or that most of his patients had presented for a few years already.

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>>8718613
agps have a crippiling paraphilia called autogyenphilia. their sexual erotic target is their own body being a females body. this can cause thouhgts of wanting a females body and reseting their male body tha tbuilds up inside of them

>>8718602
some do, but they're usually feminine chads like basic and titchbits

>>8718605
i think you probably already know whether it's what you want or not

>waiting for qt to finish getting ready to bed so that i can say goodnight and finally go to sleep

>>8718625
where can I get self meds?
besides acne and a long philtrum and small eyes my face is pretty feminine
it's just my body I'm worried about, I don't mind having small or flat breasts although I wish they were bigger, it's mostly butt I'm worried about since I have no ass, no curves

>>8718658
I really don't know

>>8718632
>being natal male and liking men is unconnected to being homosexual

>>8718648
I'm 19, and haven't been to a doctor since I was 16, I know that getting hrt is gonna be a pain in the ass, which is why I wanna do what I can to increase estro, lower T and look more feminine

>>8718661
qhi.co.uk
your choices are estrofem / progynova for estrogen (progynova is way cheaper)
and bica / cypro / spiro for AAs

bica will let you use your dick but basically won't mentally feminize you because your brain's flooded in T
cypro will permanently reduce / destroy your balls' ability to produce T, but can cause depression and is hard on the liver
spiro makes you pee a lot and can cause urinal incontinence (very rarely, on higher doses) and you want to avoid binging on potassium

you're going to have to ask other people for dosages because i'm going the fuck to sleep

>>8718672
transwomen are women desu

>>8718668
i mean, do you suffer from dysphoria? do you hate the male features of your body? do you dislike the idea of ageing as a male? do you wish you had been born a girl?

BONUS ROUND: have you always thought that "girls had it easier", and that "duh, most boys wish they had been born girls"?

>>8718680
>Male features
It comes and goes
>Aging as a male
I suppose but I hate the idea of aging in general
>Born a girl
Yes, but I wasn't

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>>8718677
i made a fanart :)

>>8718680
>BONUS ROUND: have you always thought that "girls had it easier",

Not that poster, but I've been wondering: is there any mainstream support for this? Like it was nowhere in Zinnia Jones' article about nonstandard manifestations of dysphoria.

If I ever stop repressing I'm going to need a response for people digging up comments from my past and saying "if you're really trans why the hell did you say this antifeminist crap?"

>>8718661
There's a few other sites too. I prefer adc. Go check out the hrt general for more information.

>>8718677
>bica will let you use your dick but basically won't mentally feminize you because your brain's flooded in T
Both of these claims are false. The first one is based on a monotherapy study of men with cancer taking just bica, not a combination with estrogen. The estrogen will probably still brick your dick a bit.

Bicalutamide does pass the blood brain barrier, this was based on a test with dogs. Closer relatives to humans it does.

>>8718699
You've admitted to being an AGP.

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>>8718713
was shitposting frend :^)))))

>>8718706
i was actually on bica for almost half a year
i know what i'm talking about.

on bica my libido was still 100% male with no changes whatsoever. i fapped 3-4 times a day pre-hrt, 3-4 times a day on bica. also my personality really hadn't changed at all
within a few weeks of switching to cypro my libido was female and my behavior started mellowing out

tl;dr bica is a meme and leaves you man brained

>>8718699
well my life is over

>>8718685
sounds like a pretty open and shut case to me, but let's try one more question

how do you feel about using your bepis on a girl? or having to top a girl as a male?

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>>8718699
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8718706
the problem is I live with my really religious parents so getting shipments of HRT isn't gonna really land well with them hence why I'm doing what I can (eating high estro foods, waist train, leg exercises, etc)

however, the things I need that I do get such as waist trainers, bras, high estro foods, etc, is just stuff I pick up from the store and sneak under my bed or something, if I could get hrt from the store, that would be great, but I can't until I move out


>inb4 "hur dur just move out"
I'm broke as fuck, I'm trying to get a job but the unemployment rate is VERY low right now

>>8718730
Well shit, really? What kind of dosage were you doing? You were on an estrogen as well I suppose?

I'm considering switching to self-medding on bica just to see if my libido increases back to old levels and if the anecdotes about body hair reduction is true.

>>8718749
If you're completely fine with hiding the rest of that stuff under your parent's roof, get a p.o. box at a post office and have the hrt shipped there.

I'm a chaser and can never find any short skele qts, which is weird because there are loads of skinny short guys in the general population. Is there any reason to this or am I wrong.

>>8718750
i was on 25mg bica and 4mg progy
i think i was even on 50mg for a while, but i forget.

i dunno if bica libido is worth it, honestly. like, having a female libido (ie no random boners, emotional attraction, very few if any fetishes) is so much nicer

>>8718749
>really religious parents
ouch, i know this feel exactly

>>8718705
>If I ever stop repressing
AMY STOP

>>8718736
Alright I suppose? It's not something I've dwelled on but I guess not terrible

plz respond someone

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When do I get to be a cute girl?

>>8718752
can't, it's 75$ and my parents constantly check my credit card

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>overheard relatives talking about how I might be trans
No haha how could I possibly be trans haha

>>8718613
Autogynephila, at least according to Blanchards Transsexual Typology has distinct differences to Homosexual Transexuals, it is not only being aroused by yourself, the differences can include including sexuality, age of transition, ethnicity, IQ, fetishism, and quality of adjustment. HSTS are also more likely to be poor, lower IQ, non-white, and only attracted to men, as where AGPs are more likely to be Asexual or attracted to women. HSTS are also more likely to transition earlier in life.. Ignore the memes, if you are really interested read "Men Who Would Be Queens"

>>8718779
>aroused by yourself
>likely to be Asexual

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>>8718776
>even Amy's family can smell the trans on her

>>8718720
Funny that your shitposts are the only times you tell the truth.

>>8718789
probably not amy
amy was out to her family

>>8718779
AGPs are horny perverts and definitely not asexual, and usually are into men.

>>8718756
I kind of miss the libido. I think.

Having a dick that was just "ready" instead of needing warm up despite being in the mood was convenient.

>>8718758
i'm new here who's amy

>>8718793
Amy was out to her mom