/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>8696156
thanks for making the thread bexe

even though it's not an amazing thread, i can tell you tried really hard

>>8696156
I need to get fit though bexe-chan

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Only men can be fit

>back home now
yay

>>8696087
idk not irl
my voice is crap and my face doesn't look that great and i have to shave daily and even then i have stubble visible sometimes

>>8696177
women can be fit too silly Amy

>trump threatens North Korea with fire and fury
>North Korea threatens to nuke Guam
Enjoy your memes while you can

Why doesn't everybody do codeine?
>Cheap
>Legal
>Feels like heroin
>No side effects

hey guys,

>>8696190
YES
HAPPENING
DEATH TO AMERICA

>>8696183
Not when I bully them off the benchpress

:^>

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>>8696156
Time to go ride my bike.

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>>8696190
gladly

>>8696191
>No side effects
except for the whole withdrawal and tolerance and "being an opiate" thing

>>8696165
thanks anon that means a lot to me

>>8696168
it's ok to get fit sheen

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>>8696190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYwaKmADTk

i already suspected i had autism but it still hurts to have someone with any sort of qualification say they think i do

>>8696190
>NK gets erased off the map
>China doesn't give a shit because they're tired of babysitting their retarded cousin
>North Korea reunites with South Korea
>Peace

Nothing can really go wrong here

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CUTEST TRIP

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>>8696190
>Tfw u didn't vote for trump so it's not your problem and feel no concern

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>>8696203
no bully
thats mean
you should go join them on the elliptical and make friends and do yoga with them

>>8696208
yey :)

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>>8696214
but tetra's birthday isn't for like 3 months

>>8696204
take a picture

>>8696214
But Faye's birthday was weeks ago.

>>8696213
you're gonna get put in an internment camp and the alpha males are going to fugg you

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>>8696218
>North Korea are the aggressors who were allowed to develop their nuclear program as far as they have under Obama
>its drumpfs fault

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>>8696230
No

I am the alpha male

I am the one who fucks

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/fit/cis fag here

Ive been into fitness for 4 years ask me anything. Im getting passionate again into it.

>>8696231
I don't care

>>8696222
The elliptical is only useful when I've exhausted all muscle work and I need to kill another hour to get me over my time goal and even then at max resistance and for an whole hour, females just fanny about on it for ten minutes then go off, more guys use it than girls.

Also yoga is dumb.

>>8696244
b-but yoga would help you with your flexibility
your bf would appreciate it

>>8696238
How does you dicc smell after working out?

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>>8696238
Is cardio for burning calories a meme I don't want to spend like 3 hours a day running if I can burn as many calories in 30 minutes doing something else

>>8696256
jumping rope is the best cardio workout

>>8696256
just distract yourself
the setup i have is i have my foot pedal, i have my laptop on my dresser, i have my TV in front of me
i can talk to people on discord and / or play PS4 games while i walk / jog on the foot pedal
it's comfy as fuck

sometimes i take my adhd meds and i forget to stop exercising for 3 hours

>>8696247
I don't feel I need it

>>8696261
I want to keep my cardio minimal

>>8696250
Pretty good tbqh
Like man and hard work. I sniff it.

>>8696256
It is a meme imo. The best way to lose weight is dieting. Learn to count calories, eat at home, get rid of all soda completely, etc.

Most times you do cardio burn 100 calories after working really hard than eat a full meal or a cupcake and you actually gain weight.


Cardio has tons of benefits but if youre going for bare minimum learn to count calories.

Also dont listen to pandora

>>8696267
cardio burns calories

>>8696272
dieting + cardio gives the best results

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Thread reminder to watch Threads
https://vimeo.com/18781528

>>8696272
Interesting. I needed to do a little bit of running and stuff to at least build some endurance though.

Is just cutting calories sufficient or is low/no carb or keto better?

>>8696256
Yes it is, do HIIT to raise your BMR instead.
>>8696272
I think calorie counting is also a meme. By all means be aware of the calories in your food but logging every single number is unneccesary and time consuming. Most of the population stays thin without ever doing this. Just eat less of what you currently eat.
>>8696286
Well in theory all you need to do is cut carbs but I found that low carb/keto dropped my appetite to make it easier to actually cut calories in the first place.Maybe that's just me though.

>>8696286
Calories are litetally the only things that matter. Carbs have nothing to do with weight gain/loss. Literally just watch your calories if you want to lose weight

For endurance check out couch to 5k which is an entry level program for endurance. I tried it a year ago and it worked.

I do HIIT now and yoga parkour along with heavy lifting.

>>8696275
Duh but so does heavu lifting hiit and eating less but most people regular people dont do all three

>>8696213
Except when they fucking destroy Seoul in an instant with their border artillery and we are left with millions of North Koreans whose God we just killed in what I like to call Iraq Part 2: Go Fuck Yourself Edition

>>8696296
True but my appetite dropped massively by cutting carbs, why is this?

>>8696296
>>8696286
heavy lifting builds muscle though
cardio helps you stay skinny without building muscle

> Carbs have nothing to do with weight gain/loss.
carbs digest quicker, so you're more hungry. keto is miracles
i tried keto for like 1.5 weeks, i was trying to *gain* weight, making all of my meals fatty
but i lost all of my appetite and had to force myself to eat and in the end instead of gaining anything i lost 2-3 lb, and that's accounting for ~2 or so lb of water weight

>>8696294
Dont ever talk again about fitness again.

I have never seen a more wrong post in my life and even burch isnt completely wrong.

This is just bad info and wrong. Im literally filtering you because if you're this confidentally wrong about something who knows what else you'll pretend to be an expert in.

>>8696303
Carbs still affect your body and mental and energy. Just not with weight loss directly. Cutting carbs generally helps lose weoght since bread and pastas calorie dense and generally empty calories.

But carbs directly have no impact. Also make you bloated

>>8696303
carbs digest faster

>>8696303
because fat and protein sate your hunger more effectively because reasons

not sure if its been posted already but claire tried to OD and her cypro and progesterone and left a suicide video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO7_R3wl-Fc&feature=youtu.be

>>8696296
Alright, thanks. Is rock climbing any good?

>>8696300
People tend to die in wars, yes. Of all the cities and people in the world that would need to be sacrificed to end North Korea, Seoul and South Korea are pretty good targets, with how terrible our culture and government is.

North Korean citizens aren't quite as rabidly fanatically devoted as you'd think - Most of them are acutely aware of how miserable their living conditions are while their government thrives and feasts nightly.

>>8696309
What am I wrong about? Maybe the BMR thing is BS if it is I'm sorry it's what I heard. As for the calorie thing, fight me, I lost 100 lbs simply by eating three homecooked meals a day like a normal person, didn't log my calories every day which would have been a mighty pain anyway seeng as my mum uses all sorts of ingredients and measures.
>>8696311
>>8696314
Whatever the reason I'm never touching carbs again because the difference is miraculous. Before Trashy suggested keto I was binge eating like every day like going into mcdonalds 2 even 3x a day couldn't stop. Now I only eat 2 small meals a day and am losing weight.

>>8696314
they're slower to break down
jfc i had no appetite on keto
like, i loaded up on fat EVERY SINGLE MEAL and all that did was make me dread eating

so am- uhh boy pretending to be amy, how's the lurking and laughing at us going?

uwu

>>8696317
As far as cardio goes?

I mean if it rushes your heart and makes it pump thans its good. Youre going to have to do some research on how rock climbing specifically affects your body as far as actual numbers and muscle usage.

Ive never rock climbed but if you enjoy it than why not?

>>8696308
You're just trying to argue

where the heck did grace go

>>8696323
Okay thanks. Not much of a weight lifter so I was looking for enjoyable alternatives.

>>8696326
all the good trips left now that burch and nick literally never stop posting

all the cool kids are on discord

>>8696319
I mean you stopped eating mcdonalds three times a day...thats obviously less caloroe consumption...

You're getting less carbs but alsp less calories obviously.

>>8696319
keto is magic!
right now i'm binging on carbs because i want to feed the girls, but once i hit 160 or so i might weight crash again
then rise myself up again

>>8696323
i'm trying to give her weight loss advice lmao
keto works great

>>8696326
ember's discord

>>8696322
In mmmm bored desu

>>8696331
>all the cool kids are on discord
yeah, in my server 8)

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>>8696191
>doing drugs

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>>8696349
>not doing drugs
i always thought it was memes until i actually tried lsd and then it was like holy shit

>>8696343
you get banned from every server for being a creepy man lol

>>8696352
I'd try LSD or weed but opiates and hard drugs are too much tbqh

i hope true korea nukes something and hopefully because of an improbable chain reaction i'll die tonight

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30 bucks what drug should i buy

>>8696360
you have no idea what a missile defense system is huh
NK would just get squashed like a little bug if it ever tried anything

literally nothing ww3 worthy at all

>>8696361
Hugs

>>8696360
In the exceedingly unlikely event NK has ICBMs if you're not in Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas/Fort Worth, Washington, Miami, or New York City, you're probably completely safe. Even then it's unlikely they have the resources to create MIRVs by the thousands needed to get through anti missiles.

>>8696359
LSD is the perfect drug desu
continued usage makes you want to stop doing it
like, the first trip? i was absolutely craving it
but then after the second and third they only come up when i'm depressed

also my third trip (2.5x stronger than my others) made me have an epiphany that i think made me view my body in a more positive light and that was amazing
i want to see if i can 'guide' my trips somehow, to make myself think about certain things, because i might be able to help myself cope with specific fears

>>8696362
>>8696369

>unlikely
>un
>likely

a hon can dream

>>8696369
Should have mentioned it's probably impossible for an ICBM 50 years behind today's technology to pass Phoenix/Las Vegas or so. So California, Oregon, and Washington state might get sprinkled.

>>8696377
its not unlikely its completely impossible lol

any nuke should would just be struck out of the sky and then NK would get completely annexed

Why hasnt burch been doxed yet?

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>>8696272
>Tfw you want to smell excercise dicc
Maybe i'm bi after all

>>8696385
Everyone left this shithole

>>8696377
Sorry to shatter your dreams. You can always just chew on asbestos or something if you want to get cancer. Or buy an xray machine and sit in front of it for a few years if you want radiation poisoning. Or if you just want to go out in a firestorm then building a bomb is pretty easy, you can create enough nitroglycerin with common chemicals and precursors for quite a few kilotons of TNT of payload.

>>8696384
Unlikely

adjective

not likely to happen, be done, or be true; improbable.

>>8696394
jfc nevermind already
i have enough ways to an hero i just
ugh nvm

>>8696404
still not unlikely
impossible

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On a pokemon Go saffari. :x

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>>8696319
good shit, that's the life

>>8696333
yeah but it's also because you don't have as much hunger working against you, you eat less calories and feel more full from the ones you do eat, so it ends up taking far less effort to stay on the wagon

... i say as i eat a box of cookies

>>8696404
>doesnt want to make enough dynamite to level a city and be right at ground zero
c o w a r d

>>8696317
You are talking about the destruction of Soeul and more civilian deaths than the Iraq war in a very short period of time. The fact that you are brushing that off with "people tend to die in wars" makes me think that you are exactly the type of person that we should keep far, far away from any position where you would have any influence on absolutely anything. Hopefully you have already taken care of that for us.
If 50% of North Koreans believe the propaganda then you have roughly 12.5 million people whose God you just murdered. Not to mention any grievances that they would likely have due to the massive collateral damage of when we "erase" NK from the map.

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>>8696412
I am Korean. I have lived in South Korea for 5 years and I have been in North Korea. You are simply making up numbers. Most North Koreans do not worship Kim Jong Il. They comply under threat of death or death camps. Most North Koreans barely even have enough food to eat - They eat grass at times just to stave off death of starvation a day at a time. They do not care about some god like Sunni Muslims do. They don't care about taking up arms and fighting in some war they don't care about, they just want to survive.

South Korea has a culture of institutionalized genocide and our puppet government is controlled by a shadow government. Rights and freedoms get stripped every day and quality of life keeps getting lower. I can't speak for every Korean but Seoul being leveled and a new government and country rising together out of the ashes sounds pretty okay to me.

Is there any branch of science that this general hasn't raped yet?

>>8696412
>murdering the god of a false religion is a bad thing
what

>>8696424
god you are so cool
i love you more and more everytime you post

Is Grace in Portland right now? I've heard rumours. I'm visiting too. Does anyone have her skype or discord?

>>8696436
Yeah she seems pretty ok tbqh

I enjoyed giving her fit advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUV8QLpEAc
FAYE BTFO

>>8696442
I have pictures of her house in illinois but thats all

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>>8696445
>she

>>8696442
yes she is in portland oregon

>>8696156
Hi bexie

>>8695874
True though.

>>8695876
I was quite obviously talking about Bill Clinton and Bush Jr.
It's fact that Clinton signed the law that stated the US would pursue regime change in Iraq (from Saddam to a democratic regime) on the basis that they had weapons of mass destruction

>>8696451
based angry bird

>>8696424
>>8696451
based angry bird

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>>8696349

>>8696457
tfw america doesn't let us have codeine cough syrup :(

>>8696442
who r u

>>8696456
stop

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bishy punk protag in shin megami tensei iv apocalypse has all the skills that i want, basically.
also, i am making bishy punk wear dark goth armor, b/c i can, also it looks pretty.
bishy punk needs to dress like the trap he is

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>>8696462
Schedule 3 but still available.

>>8696462
>tgfw belgium has dxm cough syrup
>tfw get diarrhoea from it

>>8696450
>>8696452

I want to take her to dinner, cuddle, and destroy her manhole.

>>8696465

Grace said she would go out if we were ever in Portland at the same time again.

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>>8696462
Shame.

>>8696472
dxm isn't really that great desu
its kinda fun at the lower plateaus

>>8696484
she doesnt remember you but u can add her
sky#3178

>>8696491
Second plateau with watching some sci fi or fantasy movie is pretty gud.

>>8696424
Don't care where you've been because your anecdotes ain't shit. I'm not sure what I'm "making up", because I didn't posit that the 50% number was the actual percentage, I was posting it for perspective on the numbers we're talking here. What percentage do you think believe it? There are reports from defectors that put it between 20% and 50%, which would correspond to roughly 5 million to 12.5 million. Now, I would need to delve deeper to see the validity of those estimates and compare it with the estimate that I'm hoping you'll give me from your official capacity as south korean e-expert, but even if it were as low as 5% that corresponds to roughly 1.25 million people. Note that if we believe your "they're all starving so they don't care" narrative, then I assume we are ignoring the roughly 50% of NKs that the KUNI report doesn't think are living in extreme poverty?

Seoul, specifically, is the 5th largest export economy in the world, and I'm glad that you don't speak for every Korean, because it would be pretty fucking disturbing if the citizens of Seoul shared in your retard suicide fantasy. So instead of beating around the bush with "well there are all these bad things about SK", just say "I know that millions of innocent civilians will die as a certainty if we do what I want us to do, I know that they don't want to die, and I don't care." It's a lot harder for me to argue against you just not caring about people dying, but you have to get to explicitly saying it first so that I know I'm talking to a sociopath.
>>8696433
It is when you've just bombed a country into oblivion and now have the largest humanitarian crisis of the decade on your hands you dumb idiot.

>>8696498
you're dumb as fuck lol

>>8696501
u got me

>>8696498
She's an uncle tom Asian brainwashed by America, what do you expect?

>>8696492
Trip on Grace

Oh dear I think I may be getting tolerant, I'm not as high as yesterday. Better take more.

>>8696504
kill yourself pls

do you think /pol/-kun is smarter than a first-grader

>>8696523
Give me a few years.

>>8696498
>I've never been to this country
>In fact I'm just making up numbers lol
>But I am more qualified to talk about than people who have lived there and understand their culture
oh you

Sorry to burst your bubble but a lot of South Koreans are suicidal because of how low our living standards are and how corrupt the government is, and how oppressive our society is. We have some of the highest suicide rates in the world for a good reason.

I'm not a sociopath - To the extreme contrary. I just understand that death and conflict is inevitable in humans. If there's no war then there's no peace.

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Holy fuck my breasts hurt.

>>8696527
All signs seem to point to no

>>8696535
You have tits now..?

Who else /repression master race/ here? R-right guys

>>8696535
tfw nipples won't stop itching

>>8696530
Not soon enough desu

>>8696545
repression is almost always dumb

im feeling it now

>>8696533
>If there's no war then there's no peace.
Thats an inherently flawed statement. Humans are so fucking stupid especially if they believe that.

>>8696556
no I'll be fine

>>8696213
>China
>Wanting an American ally on its border
>Ever
literally the only reason they even got involved in the Korean War was because they weren't going to let Americans near them.

>>8696331
all the good trips that left are on good terms with me lol

meanwhile the only person who likes you is phienchen and even she says you're a backstabbing snake

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>>8696538
What do you mean now? I've had them for a while.

>>8696546
It only gets worse.

>>8696331
Idg why everyone uses discord servers. I hate these things.

>>8696599
they're private and you can have quality control

>>8696603
But you can just drop in and out as you like.
Guess I'm just too anti social

>>8696603
theyre too fast paced tho unless its like <10 people

>>8696331
>All the cool kids are in discord
Hahahaha it's like saying all the cool kids are at church camp.

Lmao. Never change anon

>>8696608
what do you mean by that?
idk, i just like to have safe spaces full of nice people

>>8696609
true
my server is dead half the day and then it gets flooded with messages sometimes

>>8696599
You are a person with excelent perception and taste ;)

>>8696331
what discord, nobody ever invites me
>>8696603
arent you gonna get nuked? hawaii is the closest state to NK

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Holy hell Valve is making a new game

Guess what it is

.....

It's a fucking DotA 2 trading card game

I expected to be disappointed and I'm still disappointed

>>8696616
:(
i want to leave this shitty earth

>>8696616
i wonder why
its almost like the people who are completely unlikable arent on discord servers

>>8696617
>Valve doing anything good beyond 2011

>>8696616
Because you're a terrible fucking person. It boggles my mind how self absorbed you are, you stuck up bitch

>>8696613
> safe spaces
Are you meming me?

I mean that I can't build relationships with dozens of people. I just want to randomly post and then maybe vanish for 3 weeks again. I feel like you are expected to become part of the group on a server. I hate groups.

>>8696615
What do you mean?

>>8696636
i mean, i don't want every place i post to be a toxic hellhole, no
i also don't want to have to share my trans spaces with men

>>8696533
Actually, I'm well aware of South Korea's stellar suicide rate, but do you know what it isn't? Not 100%, that's for sure, so how about you just let us all know when all of Seoul is on board with your everyone-dies plan, and we can get things moving.
What numbers am I making up? I specifically asked you for an estimate, and I gave you the best estimates that I know of then threw a low ball estimate to indicate what the numbers would be if it were as small as 10% of what the max estimate I've heard is. I never claimed that 5% was correct. I never claimed that 50% was correct, but you have to give me reasons to believe that it's below 5% because the information I know of points to higher than that.
Why should anyone believe anything you're even saying? I don't care if you've been there, maybe you're a liar, maybe you're too stupid to interpret what you're seeing, maybe via chance you didn't get the full picture of the situation while you were there. All of these possibilities and more, so why should I trust you?
>I just understand that death and conflict is inevitable in humans.
Oooh gotcha, so instead of looking for a peaceful solution let's obliterate a major city, kill millions of people, and create a huge humanitarian crisis because "death and conflict is inevitable".

>>8696567
>a state free of war
self.kill()

>>8696621
But Shakira's the smartest person here so far.

>implying

>>8696648
wrong I'm the smartest person here

>>8696636
I also hate discord servers.
I like the people there sometimes, but not the servers.

>>8696648
lol

i really can't stand men desu
not matter how much i try
god

>>8696641
You know as much as you hate tumblr at least tumblr people don't allow chasers at all.

My real tranny problem with tumblr culture was 1) callouts everywhere and 2) afab nb's having an obnoxious tendency to speak over trans women at all times.

>>8696664
i view tumblr as a leftist 4chan
they're both garbage, but you can find good people on them
and yeah, my main servers have been girls only

callouts?
i don't like nonbinaries in general desu
can you please leave the trans label to actual trans people? thanks, bye

>>8696627
im too high to care what you think

>>8696661
I like men

>>8696648
whaaa? what makes you think that?

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Should masculine looking women be forced to transition to male?

>>8696676
You should

>>8696683
no Angie

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>tfw no silver fox gf to cuddle

has anyone heard anything about claire?
is she okay?
this morning as i was waiting for my therapist i saw people freaking out because she apparently tried to kill herself

>>8696673
callout culture is just a stupid tumblr social dynamic where people would literally compile the crimes and sins of an user and post them in public. sometimes it was good because it involved like, pedophiles. sometimes it was "this person likes a PROBLEMATIC show" lmao

i didn't even use the word trans in that post except to say "trans women", which is, you know, what you call actual trans people.

the one thing i'll say about enbies is that a relevant percentage of them are scared-ass trannies who are afraid of hrt, specially if they're amab

>>8696658
Yeah I rather have one on one conversations.
I was in a Skype group once. Somehow groups make me freak out, what is what happened there. Since then I never tried a group again

Can anyone invite me to any of the discord servers?
Angel#4961

>>8696701
4chan does that too desu
it was probably boo who had that cringey greentext of all my crimes against humanity saved

that's true, it's just that generally NBs try to force themselves into trans conversations
i mean, i'd assume trans women being silenced by NBs was in relation to them talking trans stuff

i just see a lot of it as bullshit
>/asktransgender/ has a mod who is a "non binary trans woman"
>girl i know got scolded for talking about hrt and then later for needing hrt to feel like a woman by nb(s) in a trans server
>guy i'm staying with (who's pretty nice, but eccentric) keeps trying to talk about being trans even though he identifies as male and just took cypro for a sugar daddy

>>8696708
you should establish an identity first
there's too many chasers and creeps on mtfg for higher quality discords to invite people out of the blue

The bar has two bathrooms. One has a picture of a cat (a pussycat). The other has a picture of a rooster (a cock). Which do you use?

>>8696701
you wanna come do opiates with me baby
its the most amazing drug
im in heaven rn

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tfw small hips disgusting body gross gross gross

>>8696718
The pussy because that's what I pretend to have.

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>>8696721
tfw

>>8696721
You should change your clothing style if that's you

>>8696728
not me i thought it was funny because of how silly he looks
>>8696726
yeah but you're fat

>>8696680
None of your posts have made me want to kill myself yet.

>>8696683
What's wrong with masc women?

>>8696721
who the fuck wears long sleeve anything with shorts

>>8696735
dont forget bald

>>8696735
men like meat

>>8696690
Reason?

>>8696738
A lot.

>>8696712
I'm okay with NBs in as much as I'm okay with gender nonconforming behavior and diversity in gender expression and identity but there's this really gross dynamic you mention here where some of them just refuse to accept that "binary" trans people have problems that are both more complex and worse than whatever issues nb people face.

I got practically told to "respect the NHS" in a LGBT space because I complained that medical gatekeeping in the UK is horrifying and like, you know, I've been hearing about how the NHS traumatises british trans girls for years but nope, they just don't care at all, their idea of """the trans umbrella""" is that we shut the fuck up and don't mention things like "hey some people kill themselves because they're denied hormone medication".

Ranty post but I'm pretty sick of the LGBT "community" in general despite all the amazing people I've met in it and despite how strongly I support the Platonic Ideal of it.

>>8696719
I'm gonna have to go with "no" to this, Shakira.

The strongest drug I've done is LSD and I'm content with keeping things there.

>>8696747
>Reason?
same reason why we have to transition in the first place, brain sex

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>>8696721

>>8696722
You never will though. Unless reincarnation exists.

On the off chance it does how about you make it come sooner.

>>8696748
i'm okay with NBs as long as they don't try to speak for trans people in any way, shape, or form. like. i'm sorry dude, you're really fucking nice. really, i'm grateful to you, but please stop trying to relate to me just because you take cypro.........

yeah it's like. you don't have fucking dysphoria, and you don't literally want to kill yourself because you look like a man and are being forced to become more of one through vigorous gatekeeping

and yeah i've met really nice LGBT people but i'm tired of the community. like, it's one thing to accept NBs as trans, it's another to normalize them to the point where suddenly their opinions on dysphoria are as valid as those of people who actually have it.

>>8696757
Gee, thanks for rubbing it in.

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>want to cum for my boyfriend
>penis fucking hurts oh my god when i get a boner
do i need to buy a chastity cage as a utility to prevent myself from hurting?

>>8696712
Oh I mean I'm mtf, I just mostly use discord and I'm not really on 4chan much desu. Just trying to join relevant discords. I wouldn't mind being on trial period or having to give any identifying information.

>>8696751
LSD is a miracle drug desu
i really don't see any reason to try anything actually addictive
apparently weed + LSD is an amazing combo though

>tfw every LSD trip has ended up in your gf watching you rub your boobs over skype

>>8696754
But nature just fucked those people up. They will never get laid

>>8696748
Who the hell told you that, trenders? Gays and lesbians? Hons?

>>8696771

When I smoked weed on LSD it was kinda underwhelming.

>>8696772
I disagree, they get laid plenty
its hons like sheen who are obviously men who never get laid which is why he is a virgin at 35

>>8696764
So when are you committing suicide?

>>8696759
I IDed as nb for a couple years to deal with the dysphoria of desperately wanting to be a girl but living in a micromanaged OCD gulag household where i would've gotten kicked out for being a tranny and basically ruined any chances i had for a safe future (tied entirely to my education)

you know, the kind of "nb" who talks with trans girls about wanting boobs and spends hours reading about hrt and wants to get srs

that was such a memey period of my life and i'm glad it's over because by the time i told my internet friends i was trans they were like "oh i thought you had already said you were years ago"

>>8696783
does misgendering people you don't like make you feel like a better person, anon?

>>8696787
i met two transgirls who aggressively made me transition desu, so i went from repressing to starting hrt in like 3 months
pretty sure admitting to 'wanting to be a girl if it was possible' was a mistake

> living in a micromanaged OCD gulag household where i would've gotten kicked out for being a tranny
relatable, considering it literally happened to me

i never really respected NB people that much so i don't think i ever would have considered that an option desu

>>8696748
>I got practically told to "respect the NHS" in a LGBT space
wtf was this at your support group?
>>8696771
>i really don't see any reason to try anything actually addictive
but being a drug addict is fun, gives me a reason to live, more drugs

>>8696747
Masc women
>look good
>feel good
>smell good
>surely the other 3 senses are good too
>fearless
>speak their mind
>make decisions
>cool interests

In the spirit of fairness, I'll come up with something bad.
>no penis

>>8696803
but lsd does that without addiction ;-;
and i want to be a normal person eventually

>>8696792
i think i largely did it because i felt completely trapped and identifying as a man felt disgusting in that special way only dysphoric episodes feel disgusting but identifying as a woman would've just made my shitty situation impossible to cope with

im pretty sure a friend nearly got me to transition before i realised how this was tantamount to suicide

chilean society is literally designed so young people live with their parents until like age 27 (jesus christ) so this means if you're out on your own you probably can't survive (very high costs of living compared to the income you can expect if you're not highly qualified)

so in the end this uni degree im doing is a mix of "fixing my cv" and "running away from family in a way that i can actually sustain"

>>8696803
it was uni people who everybody in my friends group had been getting sick of for few months now due to generally bad attitude

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What are you listening to, /mtfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K63CD2pwjD0

>>8696815
https://youtu.be/oE8DhUYXeyg

>>8696809
>>no penis
but some women do have penises, anon

>>8696813
blagh
honestly, i repressed my dysphoria pretty well, save for a few dysphoric outbursts that i somehow.... made myself forget? i tried to work out and stuff to feel manly
and ugh, i tried to stealth transition, but my parents searched my room because electronics are evil after i overdosed, and found out i was trans as a result

>>8696815
persona 5's battle victory theme desu
(because i'm playing persona)

>>8696786
Next few years probably.

>>8696815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s8cfV2fYks
Mutima is the key to the spirit and culture of black Africa, according to the sleevenote.

will progestone really help my boobies grow?

>>8696841
it's debated just what it will do, but agreed upon that it does help with development
some people say it just helps your breasts fill out, which i assume means get proper shape

>>8696813
Have you ever seen a load of homeless people eating food behind your university?

>>8696813
>chilean society is literally designed so young people live with their parents until like age 27
but socialism/communism works

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>>8696767
>that jacket
w2c?

>>8696877
chile is literally one of the most capitalist countries in the world lol our pensions system is wholly privatised and most of the road infrastructure has you pay tolls to private companies. you dont know what socialism even means.
>>8696855
nop

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>tfw leaky penis gets cum on my chair again and my boyfriend has to put my cum diaper on
:( i don't like this

>>8696891
obvious ftm is obvious

>>8696890
She was probably thinking Venezuela

>>8696877
>Not knowing Chile was a testing ground for libertarian economic policies that made the Chicago School and Viena School masturbate with joy during the 60's 70's and 80's

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>>8696883
https://www.grailed.com/listings/1422278-our-legacy-akane-moriyama-varsity-parka
i found the listing forever ago so it's sold, is browsing men's fashion for femmy clothes agp or hsts?

>>8696897
I was
my apologies -_-

>>8696899
did you know pinochet himself had to harshly reverse some of the most insane policies his chicago school advisors had him implement because the country was legitimately falling apart

there was a major bank bailout and several instances of the state having to intervene to keep the economy afloat so even pinochetist ultracapitalism wasn't as ultracapitalist as the chicago school wanted because what they wanted just didnt work

>>8696890
Oh
I was gonna say that I used to eat there when I was homeless, everytime you mention your uni it reminds me of that and I am now wondering if the soup kitchen is still there hence why I asked.

>>8696912
ohhh i think i've seen it sometimes! huge queues

>>8696911
Why is the academic field of economics so completely useless in the real world?
>>8696915
That's the one.

If you kill yourself what are the odds you'll come back as a girl

>>8696926
50/50
are you really that bad at math?

>mtfg gets shittier and shittier and i decide to stop posting
>know that its been filled with creepers for years so use fake names and pseudonyms on all my social media
>still get stalked by weird obsessive creepy men on other continents
>running out of fake names to use because the stalkers keep locating my accounts
):

>>8696926
if you kill yourself you go to hell desu

>>8696922
>Why is the academic field of economics so completely useless in the real world?
my grandfather was some kind of big shot economist (economic adviser?) who traveled constantly for his work
i remember him telling me that apparently schools started teaching economics as just numbers and statistics, and he thought that was bullshit

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>>8696926

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>>8696927
But what if you don't come back at all

What if your consciousness becomes a bee or something

>>8696911
Right here the only news we get is Chile was good and Venezuela is bad.

And like the upper class looks up to Pinochet

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>>8696928

>>8696922
>Why is the academic field of economics so completely useless in the real world?

Why are so intent in belittling things that u don't like? Lmao

>tfw you get triggered really easily by men because you equate manhood with exploitation
>tfw get angry / judgemental towards legitimately nice people you like because of it
help i don't know how to not be damaged

>>8696926
0%

>>8696946
Why are you triggered? Did you waste a portion of your life studying cuckonomics?

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>>8696951
AAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERY MALE IS OUT TO DESTROY MEEEEE
im so damaged uwu kill all men tehee

>>8696955
no, it's just i react to disgust any time a guy acts unempathic or the slightest bit aggressively sexual

>>8696911
Venezuela has a black market for hen eggs.

You don't get to talk about insane economic policies.

>>8696922
Because it's filled with leftists.

>>8696627
Its amazing isnt it?
>>8696841
Short answer:yes.
Conplex answer: probably.
>>8696944
Yes. You are one of the main people creeping on me. Why can't you move on and leave me alone?
Didn't you get a taste of your own medicine with Oryx and see how disgusting it is?

>>8696946
It's useless in the sense that people who need to know economics to make economic decisions(e.g. politicians) don't ever use actual economics to make their decisions, but it is useful personally because you can make better informed deciisions and the ability to understand how the world works, but there are tons of jobs out there for economic majors, at least in the US and I'm pretty sure Shak doesn't live there

>>8696958
t. unempathetic aggressively sexual poster

>>8696964
>Short answer:yes.
I MUST
I MUST
I MUST INCREASE MY BUST

>>8696970
iktf anon
i'm gonna load up on progy
if i get big enough boobs it won't matter that i have a brick body

Has Kayla jumped from a high place yet?

>>8696970
There is no evidence it actually helps

>>8696954
Not really, but economics has awesme philophy and kick ass math behind it.

I just think you're just trying to be antagonizng and edgy and it's hillarious.

>>8696964
Can I stalking you?
I need something to stalk.
All the other lame kids are doing it...

>>8696978
Only ppl with surfboard bodies say this

>>8696981
I would really prefer you didn't. but you seem less autistic than the british one, so maybe you're not as bad.

>>8696978
Until I'm cleared for my breast fat grafts what other option do I have? My breasts are too small for my ribcage and shoulders you know?

>>8696964
I used to stalk you because I had a crush on you, now I just do it to creep you out as revenge for bitching about me and generally being a haughty asshole on /mtfg/ for years. I arranged a truce, you broke it remember? You brought this upon yourself. I now am part of a club of people dedicated to stalking you, we have your dox. Mercstalker hasn't doxxed you because I think he probably has a crush on you and I haven't doxxed you because I am against doxxing. So you don't have anything to fear really, just a couple peeps out to rustle your jimmies. If you don't want your jimmies rustled anymore stop fucking bitching about me.

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>>8697005
What the actual fuck is wrong with this general some time.

>>8696977
claims to pass now

>>8697005
>if you want me to stop being a dumb fucking creepy loser then stop calling me a dumb fucking creepy loser

Do you realize how deranged you are/seem?
>>8697010
Its
Kind of scary.

>>8696968
But there are strong independent institutions keeping stable economies. The US has the fed and many countries around the world have strong autonomous central banks that keep the economies from collapsing under politicans rounious economic policies.

inb4 somebody gets raped again

>US doesn't have enough money to pay for trannies
>US has enough money to pay for ISIS
why live

>>8697022
who are you

Who needs USA vs North Korea when you have Shakira vs Mercury?

>>8697010
remind me never to meet anyone from here

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>watching daily show episode
>they bring on a trans woman to talk about something
>she's a middle aged hon with a guy voice
Why do you make me suffer god

>>8697047
trans pride
W O R L D W I D E

>>8697032
W-what?? What is this even supposed to mean? A number of people have framed or described the interactions between me and them as some kind of fight or rivalry but that makes no sense at all.
It's literally always been shakira being creepy and weird, and me asking them to stop, or getting frustrated/concerned for my safety.
And it only started all because I tried to be nice, but didn't want to be friends and wanted them to leave me alone.
>>8697044
The sad thing is that Ive met plenty of people from mtfg and have several great friendships with people who ive met here, its just that now the creeps massively outnumber the decent people.

>>8697047
This is why I'm detransitioning

I don't want to be killed again because this is all people see transwomen as

>>8697052
It was the trans guy next to her that really twisted the knife

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>>8697005
Lmao What in the fuck

>>8697064
...... what was he like???

>>8697071
Looked like a cis guy and passed flawlessly

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>>8697073
:)

>>8696783
If they get laid, then they like women who look like obvious men.

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>>8697059
Post more on your fb and Tumblr, keep me and Mercstalker updated, you're our little reality show. Goodnight, sleep tight.

>>8697073
Nobody watches it anymore at least

>>8697085
seek help.

>>8697089
>defending a nigger

>>8697017
Has she finally realized she looks like a girl then?

i don't want to be autistic desu

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This thread has very alarming levels of autism

>>8697047
Why are you watching the faily show at all?
His standup is way better than the bullshit his writers come up with. They're actually jokes, for one.

>>8697109
My brother was watching it so I decided to watch, I don't watch much tv

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>>8697107
I blame Shakira

>>8697107
i'm apparently actually autistic sorry

>>8697121
It's ok
I probably am too

why does piety have nothing better to do than harass literal trannies on an indonesian sandal carving board?

>>8697123
>suspected you had autism a month or two ago but it faded to the back of your mind
>therapist randomly asks "have you ever been diagnosed with autism" near the end of our session
i always thought maybe getting anti anxiety meds and transitioning would fix my inability to not be retarded irl but idk

>>8696446
This is a good movie, it's just for girls, boys don't like it
>>8696223
When are we getting married

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>>8697085

>>8697126
i've talked to people who've seen her and she's apparently an ugly nerd irl
i doubt she goes outside

also apparently one of her """"friends"" is paying her rent

>>8697126
The feminine penis is powerful

What would you guys think of a handsome intense smart chad saying to you that they were a woman?

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>>8697107
Think most here have some degree of autism

>>8697140
lol no u havent

>>8696958
>get angry/judgemental at legitimately nice people
>anytime a guy acts unempathetic
pick one

>>8697140
>>8697141
SAD! TOTAL LOSER!

>>8697170
I prefer mine to stay hidden

>>8697170
they probably didn't want to do that

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>>8697170
JESUS CHRIST

>>8697170
A G P
G
P

>vastly prefer the idea of staying pre-op when thinking about sexual stuff
>want to feel like a normal girl and get srs when thinking in, like, every other context
what do

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>>8697188
You know it baby

>>8697170
thank god my gf is getting hers chopped off

>>8697202
>>8697170
your dick is really that big?
how many inches?

>>8697126
shakira isn't piety/chara

will a regular physician be able to tell I'm on hormones if I don't mention the medicine and there's really no noticeable changes to my body as of yet

>>8697208
Good luck dealing with a puss and hair filled gigantic scar

Also cool for saying women are basically just vaginas, totes not chauvinistic of the two of you

>>8697217
I knew your boyfriend would brainwash you with /pol/ bullshit
talk to elanna or phienchen, both who have had srs

>>8697222
p sure she brainwashed herself desu

>>8697222
Yeah, both of whom havent integrated into female society and dropped their trans past, makes me think srs isn't the cure all that most of you make it out to be

>>8697116
There's plenty of good stuffs on tv Like Fox News and Xena reruns. Missing out tbhombre.
I'm waiting for Victoria season 2.

>>8697170
XY pig disgusting.

>>8697217
>Good luck dealing with a puss and hair filled gigantic scar
yeah thanks, im gonna enjoy it, shes gonna need me in there as per her medical needs. so no excuse for no sex.

>Also cool for saying women are basically just vaginas, totes not chauvinistic of the two of you

well women definitely arent penises you inbred. nice little muh misogyny argument there.

>>8697231
>both of whom havent integrated into female society and dropped their trans past
they kind of have though

>>8697222
>>8697230
maybe tumblr is more your speed, even if /pol/ has just been taken over by reddit at this point. it's not /pol/ bullshit to say srs isnt safe

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I ruined my sleep schedule again

>>8697231
dont you go off on everyone that has a better life than you? are you sure youre not coping? these people literally never think of you.

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Hmm.... have any of you seen a non cherry picked srs picture?

>>8697245
isnt that just cherry picking in a different way

>>8697231
But they have?

>>8697245
have we seen a non cherry picked picture of your face

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30 DOLLARS WHAT DRUG DO I BUY R E E E E

Does anybody have the current tier list? I want to see where I'm at. Also, it has been a few years, what happened to Watashi?

>>8697245
What's the most replies you've gotten in one thread?
What's your average post to reply ratio?

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>>8697250
Nope and you ain't gonna get one

>>8697256
Used to be better with all the oldfags, I know the more provactative shit i say equals a more hilarious response from you tools lol

>>8697238
srs isnt safe, its a major surgery
but constant dilation, puss and hairballs is bullshit

I dyed my hair blonde. Are you proud of me? Am I mtfgs bimbo slut yet?

>>8697287
dying your hair doesn't make you a...that word

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i wanna change my name.
does anyone still wanna call me alines?