/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>8676266

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shen is also here

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shen friend

>>8676266
hello friends it is a new thread let us all cast away our negative feelings from the last thread and allow the positive feelings to carry over
also it is good that shen is here because she is nice

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>>8676266

Someone please come and stick things in my butt...

>>8676305
if i cast away my negative feelings i wouldn't have any personality left desu

>>8676305
What negative feelings are you talking about

my childhood friend wanted to hang out today and i didn't know how to tell her that i can't because i am mentally ill and have a lot of anxiety so now i feel guilty and she's probably disappointed or weirded out so it's just a lose-lose situation

>>8676314
easy there senpai
this is an hsts safe space

>>8676224
Kay. ;-;

>>8676190
Your downfaceing and stealthwalking skills will increase with time, don't worry. By the end you'll be such a great proper asn ninja that it won't ever matter.

>>8676252
Dashie is nice. Marshmallow pone too, though super touchy.
Also your brother is nice. Was that the cute brother?

>>8676314
We're all 100% trutrans here and the chasers are asleep, sorry.

i did call up my grandmother yesterday
she's really supportive of trans stuff
i feel really bad because my grandfather died but she's managing to be less depressed than i am

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>>8676332

Panda don't make me send lewds to your gf

>>8676333
lol you duffer

>>8676242
My face shape and lips are actually similar. Of course she wins on skull size, brow bossing and philtrum length but as for the nose, pure photoshop
>>8676270
Omg that's exactly what everyone tells me IRL, that my voice is really soft. Also explains why no-one seems to care when I girlmode with this voice.

>>8676344
Hey Chelsea

>>8676365

Shakira whatup girl?!

https://youtu.be/UGIhGVjtdaM

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>>8676344
you can do that if you want
just send them to me too

Who's ready for another riveting night of Live PD?

Where is puffybutt :( i miss my babu!!!!!

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hey.

>>8676370
mmm soulful, you have such good taste in music
https://livingsocietyrecords.bandcamp.com/track/poem-4-randy-stay-up

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>>8676415
https://youtu.be/BWKLuwR_bFw

>>8676419
>all those melanomas

>>8676419
https://clyp.it/mq4acccy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iPi235vpeg

>>8676423
Lol yeah ikr I can't wait to die :3

>>8676333
yes c:
i am playing league with him right now
bot was taken tho so we couldn't botlane together :c

>>8676423
>>8676445
straya

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hahaha ha hahaha the cat doesn't like mondays

>you can never go back to being a guy
good feel

>>8676445
me too omg

reminder that the more you are into 4chan culture the more you'll never achieve happiness as a trans person and that the healthiest thing you can do for yourself is leave this website

>>8676444

Ooooo shit I like your voice

Tribe called quest are one of my faves too :3

Been loving oddisee lately...
https://youtu.be/E2Snh2NZHhk

mommy gfs with big boobies who take care of you and make sure you feel safe

>>8676457
true
but it doesn't really matter because me doing anything with my life depends on me finding somebody who i can rely on

>>8676457
i'm perma boymode and agp
happiness is already outside my reach and this is the most relatable trans community

>>8676470
me in 2 years desu

>>8676419
Nice bewbs.

>>8676447
He seems so dreamy nyaa.
Next match maybe? Did you win?

>>8676457
Too late. There's nowhere else to go to now.

>>8676457

You know, or add me on dick sword and we can swap lewds :3c

>>8676481

If I squish em together I can smother people xD

>>8676487
i'm probably gonna start progesterone and hope they fill out more
idk
how long have you been on hrt?

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>>8676493

6 months, I like your boobies :3 I was gunna wait till 12-18 months to go on prog

>>8676503
be my mom

>>8676503
>6 months hrt
>already has big boobs
jelly
also thanks :3

why wait that long?

>>8676508

I already have a little... She will get very jealous and cry, and I won't do that to her. Sorry baby xx

>>8676482
he is quite an amazing person yes c:
we lost, turns out unranked hybrid mf is pretty bad
he got banned 'cuz he jokingly flamed an int feeder so we have to level his alt
lets see how the blind pick queue favors our endeavours

>>8676463
This shit is on fire. Reminds me of this for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLqP53HxjsM#t=02m8s

>want to mommy gf
>also want mommy gf to help you deal with your crippling insecurity

>>8676503
Cute

>tfw don't have ridiculously large breasts

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>go to Starbucks with my mom
>guy behind the counter tells us "hello ladies"
>get up to the counter
>"oh I apologize sir"

>>8676463
>>8676518
fuckin youtube the time skip doesnt work unless you copy paste the link

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being a righteous homosexual-transexual crusader, fight for the good of transkind.
defend our last bastion

>>8676525
Why didn't you shoot him?

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>>8676503
>6 months
holy fuck I'm jelly

>>8676532

I'm also 30 in November...

>tfw no goth vampire xenomommy gf

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>>8676378
im right here
i went out to eat and then spilled water all over my keyboard and broked it and was try to fix it ._.

>>8676531
Lmao it's not like I was expecting him to say either of those things

>>8676536
desu age difference is patrician

>>8676538
Serious question, how old are you?

>>8676536
just kill me now
smother me with your chest so i can die happy

>being a pig disgusting transbian
>not lusting after big precum soaked cocks

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>>8676543
im 19 physically but
mental age very low alongside 80iq

when the bass sounds like a digeridoo you know you've drunk too much wine

>>8676538

stinky winky!!!! >O<

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>>8676536
eh

>>8676524
it's ok, they make it hard to run and sleep on your belly

>>8676528
why hate agps? : (

>>8676551
Okay this is not surprising. If youa re legit mentally retarded then I have sympathy for you.
>>8676556
How old are you Charlotte?

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>>8676547
>not lusting after stinky smelly smegma crusted uncut huge daddy dinks
???/
>>8676558
we must defend against the 3d lewd postres and keep this place safe
>>8676555
stinkjyy!!!
>>8676560
im 1 iq point from broderline retarded.

>>8676098
>Matthew is still clocked in for a few hours. He's a big spoon
I just came back from [store] and I didn't see him. I saw some awkward and slow new person. They need to give them bright hats or flashy lights at the checkout so people know who to avoid.
Random thought - Ryan would make a really cute girl.

>tfw diagnosed autistic

>>8676558
hsts are angry that they have to date the worst sex desu

>>8676546

I mean sign a witnessed affidavit and meet me in international waters and we good bub xx

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>>8676564
>worse
>angry
?

>>8676558
it's too stupid to be capable of assembling a coherent argument, just ignore it.

>>8676563
whats it like living with the assburgers?

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>>8676276
yes

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>>8676574
thats a weird looking futa dick

Have you ever ignored someone's texts but they kept texting you? Why do people do this?

>>8676571
>it
Why are you misgendering him?

>>8676583
T H I R S T T

>>8676563
what sort of autism

Yeah it's happening rn Jesus Shakira get the message, I don't wanna talk to you!

Lol jk, I like the smiling billy suite

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>>8676583
i never get texts except from grandma. if i dont respond immediatly she gets depressed
over it
>>8676585
:<

>tfw like slutposting but i can't stand anyone creepy / anyone i'm uncomfortable with seeing my lewds
life is hard

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Cooking with DC

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>>8676596
good

>>8676561
I could have gotten behind that pic if not for the diapers baka senpai

>>8676572
idk i just stay in bed

>>8676513
Was fate on your side?
I once had a friend softbanned from DoTA because he refused to go into queues with people he disliked. MOBAs are weird and they scare me.

>>8676583
Super needyness? Actual autism?

>>8676597
Your a cute. Are you feeling better about everything? What are you cooking?

>>8676606
Lucky you're a tranny, if you were a cis male with autism your life would be over.

>tfw have mastered taking other pills without swallowing sublingual E

Mad niggerish

>>8676619
I can do this too

>>8676593
You're an hsts aren't you? So, him.

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>>8676626
ive never felt so ashamed of being a homosexual transexual before ._.

>>8676631
?

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do u like rabbits

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>>8676640
well im a girl(gayboy)

>tfw you can't show your face on the place you spend all your time.
weird feel

>>8676646
Homosexual men aren't girls...

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>>8676654
yeah and neither are failed straight males(agp

>>8676654
But men who want to be girls are homosexual men

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does anyone else feel really dehydrated a lot of the time
wondering if this is an hrt thing

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/3kd3mb/why-some-men-choose-to-surgically-remove-their-penis?utm_source=broadlyfbus

wtf is this

>>8676616
it was :D
soraka/kalista
fun times
you can get softbanned from dota for dodging?
weird game

>>8676660
no that's called being thirsty for big strong hairy man jizz

>>8676657
>>8676659
Naturally identifying as a girl is an alternative to homosexuality.

>>8676660
Yeah, especially if you're on spiro

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>>8676266
I can't seem to find the tranny in that picture.

>>8676661
amputee fetish directed onto the sexual organ?
repressed trans?
neurotic numale body mod?

>>8676672
How come?
You still take it up the ass.

>>8676661
Jews

>>8676659
But I only like women, so how des that make me a homosexual man?

Check mate, faggot.

>>8676681
transbians can use dildos and not be boygay

idk if i'd fucc a guy but gay porn is really cute desu

>>8676644
I actually like rabbits.

>>8676690
The thing with being a transbian is that it has more to do with being a loser than being gay.

>tfw I want bf so bad that it hurts and I am tired living in this world alone I just want someone to tell my worries and problems and say I love you
>tfw I am in a bed crying and eating chocolate for this misery

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>>8676699
hugg

>tfw had one dose of BBC and can't go back
The meme is real. I'm scared because of all the trannies they kill but black cock is SO GOOD

>>8676680
idk maybe nonbinaries just exist and their dysphoria is a lil haywire and random. i guess i don't mind it

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>>8676710
what's even the difference desu

>>8676708
this except gf
i kind of want a bf but i can't be attracted to boys sometimes based on my mood so it wouldn't be fair for him desu

>>8676708
If you're not careful you'll might end up fat and without a boyfriend.

>>8676710
>shakira can get laid but i can't

>>8676706
i love it when clueless people have silly opinions on trans things

>>8676686
ya keep being in denial, nigger
>>8676708
>crying
>in 2017
pussy ass nigga

>>8676562
I can't tell if you're trying to dig at me or not but I'm not Ryan. Matthew is still here

>>8676717
I feel like guys could be ok if society was better but I don't want to deal with toxic masculinity bullshit

>>8676722
The truth hurts.

>>8676726
i know a guy who's really sweet and gentle but desu i'm not straight enough to love him 100%
like i could definitely do something casual - mildly serious with him but i definitely couldn't commit from the get go

>>8676717
This guy, he was like 10 inches I swear
>>8676720
FWIW I didn't get laid until after a year on hormones.

>>8676717
Did you manage any sleep?

>>8676748
yeah, i slept for like 4 hours, then napped but kept waking up for 2
i feel a bit better, i guess
thanks for asking

how are you, anon?

>fell for the mommy meme

>>8676747
>tfw you will never be big enough to satisfy size queens
i feel like i could probably get fucced by a guy but i'm only -physically- into guys as a fetish, i think

>>8676736
i knew i was trans far before my life went downhill

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>>8676709
Cuuuuuuuuuuute!

>>8676724
>Tfw u destroy some fag's logic and their only comeback is to call you a "nigger"

>>8676736
>trans people are not good at being the wrong gender
wow

>>8676768
>literally falling for the obvious trannies are just gay men bait
goddamn at least pretend you have brain cells

Is it bad that I can't be bothered to voice train? I've just accepted that I'll always sound like a man

>>8676752
Starving, but good. I don't know yet if I want to eat today.

>>8676774
yes it is
very much actually

>>8676772
U just jelly because you're just a fag.

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>>8676763
So you're a born loser.
Not something to brag about really.

>>8676771
Well trannies in general are not exactly overachievers but transbians take that to a whole 'nother level.

>>8676761
Yeah yeah I'm AGP too, do it, you'll love it. I think pretty much all AGPs are size queens because cock is all they like about men.

anyone here ever try coming out as bi to test the waters for coming out as trans?
howd it go
because im considering it

>>8676747
Berth before girth.

>>8676774
All good girls need vocal training!
Or you can smoke a lot and blame it on the cigarettes.

>>8676777
why not?

>>8676788
couldn't you half-assedly mention trannies or something to test the waters? or just listen to how they speak, idk

>>8676783
i could date a guy probably but omg good guys are really hard to find
and trans 'tops' are usually just switches who'd prefer to bottom desu

>>8676799
but I tried vocal training and it didn't work.Reddit guides made zero sense, trying to follow them made me sound like a cartoon character and I had 2 sessions of voice coaching which was all "breathe in and make humming sounds" Seemed like a bullshit waste of time so I walked out in the middle of session 2

>>8676782
you seem to like our company though

>>8676763
But you didn't transition before then, did you?

>>8676804
i live with my grandparents who are very ignorant towards trannies except for caitlyn jenner but idk if their attitude would change after i came out

>>8676817
tfw my grandmother is the only living family member i have who i know accepts me as trans

have they commented on jenner?

>>8676810
Good point. It's time to go to bed.
Good bye.

>tits have started growing again
thank god finally :)

>>8676780
damn u got me straight person
>>8676788
i just came out straght to my mom about being trans, and she just thought it meant i liked men, when i told her i dont. well, to her i dont

>>8676804
Once I stop it's hard to restart, and I'd rather stay stopped for the next week and a half, but there's no guarantee there'll be any fast-breaking food around by then.

>>8676725
I'm not. I was just saying, because he really would.

>>8676809
Reddit's no good for anything.
It takes months to raise your vocal range without straining or hitting falsetto, and without damaging anything. Early coaching will be pretty empty because it's about getting you in tune with the physical sensations of your body. You can do all that at home for free and save coaching fees for much later.

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pic of me suffocating myself

>>8676864
why does camera always flip :(

>>8676788
maybe not what you mean but i never came out to my mom about my sexuality untill recently
she thought i liked girls and thought like why would i transition it would be better to just be a guy then.

i didnt tell her untill now that i was only attracted to men lol
once i did and showed her i wanted to be a normal girl she was way wayyyyy more supportive and never questioned anything i wanted to do

what is a good dildo

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>>8676809
>breathe in and make humming sounds" Seemed like a bullshit waste of time so I walked out in the middle of session 2
It's not bullshit. Professional regimens with speech pathologists will start you on breathing exercises because it is an important component to speech. Singers and do this too. The humming exercises are to teach and train resonance. When you hum it is resonating in your head and it's a way to understand resonance and train your voice.

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I called my boss a cunt and left early at the diner.
Fuck that shit.
I was like shaking and I have to get my money from him still :/

>>8676908
y dont u use direct deposit

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Any suggestions/tips for tucking? In Aus atm, so it's been winter and I've been able to get away with loose clothes, but it's warming up fast and I still look like a freak in shorts. can't seem to get testicles into the inguinal canal. Help.

>>8676883
idk just make sure to buy something that isnt too girthy if its your first one

>>8676911
It was my second day and it was far too ratchet to try to establish that with a shit hick like him

>>8676747
>10 inches
How? Like, really, how does it even fit and how do you even do things with it?
My bf is 7 inches and it physically hurts to take it all in when he's really going at it, I can't fathom anything bigger than 8 being bearable.

>>8676915
>to buy something that isnt too girthy
why?

>>8676917
i used to put a 10 inch cylinder container up my ass, and i didn't have any pain with it going all the way in. it was about as wide as a penis

>>8676913
While doing the pull-backwards tuckimg motion, press legs really close together as if you're making fake vagoo like you did when you were a kid.
Testicles should naturally be pushed up, the more upwards the more you press it together.

>>8676929
I... Wow. Um... The biggest thing I ever did was a deodorant bottle. What even is 10in and penis-thick?
>tfw smol cockgobbling devices

>>8676883
Something that isn't 100% rigid but has not too much flexibility to it. Flared base. Easy to clean materials like, say, silicone (no wood etc.). Some material that doesn't melt with oil based lube if you're into that.

>>8676908
nin don't call your employers cunts it's not a good thing to do please

>>8676922
well if your not very loose then something thick is going to be hard to use
like my first dildo was a lot thicker then the average dick and i couldnt use it till i got some starter toys to loosen myself

>>8676883
bad dragon monolithic horse cock with cum tube

>>8676955
it was a tooth brush container, which was much bigger than the actual toothbrush by a few inches long. never used it to store my stuff so i used it for pleasure. it was sort of ridged, which made me bleed, if i didnt have it inside out

life is death

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>tfw no pet rabbit

>>8676955
i didn't know you were so knowledgeable about dildos desu

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>hate my voice
>hate my face
maybe i'll find tetra a replacement and then kill myself

>>8676992
tfw your gf is the main reason you don't kill yourself and probably vice versa

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results of todays electrolysis

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Good night friends
>>8676956
Something very similar happened 4 years ago maybe and I hate myself for being caught in this cycle
It's scary
It was extremely similar

>>8677005
not sure how great that is but you need hundreds of hours of electorolysis for it to be effective lol

>>8677011
I know

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>>8676976
does anyone else know this feel

>>8676987
I, umm, like to read a lot about stuff that I buy. M-maybe I just read a lot about stuff in general?
Pls no bully ;~;

>>8677021
i used to have pet rabbits
they were okay
animals are pretty meh. once you get over the cuteness factor, they're just mouths to feed and poop to clean

Why hasn't anyone invented some kind of post-epilation hair-killing gel? Like, pull the hairs, apply the gel, send current to gel that shocks the entire area at once? No pain no gain.

>>8677021
no
pets are cute and adorable but i dont like taking care of them and they can be very annoyin
i think id prefer life without them

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>>8677021
I'd like to keep some for meat but its illegal in my state because rabbits are a pest

>>8677021
I have one. He's a little idiot but can be really cute. want a pic?

How do you request blood tests? I don't have any insurance but I've heard lots of people here say you can just walk in and request blood tests.
How much does it cost in the US?
And more importantly, how do I word my request in a way that I find out the tranny info about my blood I need to without outing myself to the doctor or my family?
I don't care if the doctor knows I'm a tranny desu, my real problem is I don't think my parents would drive me if they knew what the tests were for (HRT.)

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>>8677039
yes pls

>>8677032
Or maybe you're a big lewdy two-screws!

>to intelligent too enjoy the company of non-sentient creatures

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>>8676883
I'm a fan of the Amethyst, but everything by Hitachi is supposed to be good.

boo thread

oh fuck you faggots

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i have been laughing at this picture of caitlyn jenner in the trump mobile with a MAGA hat on all fucking day long and i thought i'd share it with u girls

>>8677063
>I got mine, sorry faggots

>>8677042
Just ask your gp.
Anything hormone related will throw up red flags and they most likely won't allow it. You're better off using the links in the op or finding an informed consent doctor.

>>8677063
post feet

>>8677021
Coworker had a rabbit when she was young. She said it was really hard to take care of, but really cute.
I only saw some during a school trip once. They were really adorable.

>>8677048
Nuuu, I'm a pure maiden with the purest of hearts and only 2 4in dildos, one in blue and the other in red.
There's a pic somewhere with my bf holding them as if they were his nipples.

>>8677064

LITERALLY LMAOOOOOOO

>>8677069

no!!

>>8677032
i shalt bully thee
bully bully bully bullllllllllllllllyyyy~
bullying complete
i have directly defied thine demands

>>8677075
I'll get my feetpics one day

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>>8677058
i cant help it that im a flamboyent proud homosexual-transexual autisticily yelling at the top of my 80iq lungs

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>>8677047
This is him right now. I sometimes post actual good pics of him to bun threads on /an/ but I dont have any old ones on my phone.

>>8677067
Well. I don't really think I can do any of that because of my super backwoods location, and poverty.
Is there anything else I can do? What do I need to know specifically from the blood tests?
What kind of wording can I use to get the test without it being obvious?

>post feet
don't do it anon

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>me in 2004
this is why I chose to repress

>>8677082
hugg bunn

>go from fapping 3-4 times a day to having to remind myself to do maintenance every few days
>start feeling stiff and weird when i fap
YOU TOLD ME ONCE A WEEK WAS ENOUGH, MTFG
YOU PROMISED

how many days/months is 56 tabs of 50mg cypro

>>8677093
i wasnt nearly that fat but i was very overweight.
but i knew i hated being fat so regarldess if i transitinoed or not being fat had to go

>>8677096

I probably average once or twice a week and I'm still pretty functional

>>8677098
56 days
or 112 if you do 25mg

>>8677050
means youre actually dumb and lacking compassion

>>8677098
depends!
a lot of people do 50mg of cypro, so that's 1 pill a day
but cypro's really strong so you can do 25mg, esp since cypro depression is a bitch
i know someone whose levels were stable at 10mg

>>8677103
i don't see how it implies the former but you're probably right on the latter desu

>>8677101
i mean i can still get off fine, i guess, but it just feels w e i r d.
idk, it's SO nice not having to worry about libido anymore, but maybe i should force myself to do it more ;~;

>>8677102
ty
i probably will start off doing 25
when should i bump the dosage up? does bodyweight and height have anything to do with dosages?
im 5'1 95lbs

>>8677110
i think people usually do it the other way around where they start with a dose of 50mg then lower to 25mg after a few months

>>8677093
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ITS BEEN 13 YEARS AND YOU HAVENT LOST A POUND YOU ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF HUMANITY HAHAHAHAAAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAH

YOU ARE PATHETIC

>>8677076
>i shalt bully thee
No!
>bully bully bully bullllllllllllllllyyyy~
Nooooo!
>bullying complete
N O O O
Evil, evil Turts. Now that you have shown hostile intent I have no other choice but to directly call you a cute. C U T E.
There! You made me do it!
Be hurt, be very hurt, be traumatized, purisu.

>>8677090
Well played.

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>friend says she'll pay for a resume so she can get a job
>ask her broke as for what she doesn't have mioney
>she says "nudes"
>about gives me a heart attack even though I knew she was joking and messes my mood for overwatch all up
ciswomen r evil

>>8677109
>cypro depression
oh god i wasnt told about that
if i take 25mg will i avoid the depression?
someone told me spiro had a similar risk of depression, but advised me to take bica in place of spiro

>>8677099
I meant specifically the frame

>>8677112
I've gained weight if anything
I know I am pathetic

haha I thought finally starting hrt and feeling better for a few months would help but nope the pain is back haha haha

>>8677119
you cant really judge your frame that well when your a mega fatty.

>>8677118
pretty sure every dose of cypro CAN give you depression
it's a pretty common side effect
apparently taking B12 can help, because cypro drains your body's storage of it

also, don't take bica, it is really bad imo
i started out on it for like, 5 months, and had to quit because having a guy libido was giving me massive dysphoria. like it wasn't a big deal when i started, but you start to get aware of the fact that you still have the sex drive of a man and think like one
also apparently if you don't take enough estrogen with it it can raise your T levels or something but idk

>>8677121
do not bully

>>8677133
im not bully i just say its hard to see what you really look like untill your average weight ._.
sorry

>>8677114
noooooooo
i have been called a cute
it is my only weakness
i am dyiiiinnnnnnnnnng
or rather getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeepy
imma go to bed
have a good night c:

>>8677136
its ok, but just remember to be nice to people

>>8677118
>>8677129

ye bicalutamide on it's own, because of the way it works, raises T overall but stops most of the free flowing T from having an effect. MOST, not all.
which if you have insanely high levels and 30% of it gets through still isn't good.
if you're not on high enough estrogen it won't help lower your overall amount of T produced and then block the rest from working, and it's likely your DHT will be high enough to further MPD

bullying sheen is punishable by death

>>8677151
>bullying sheen is punishable by death

im sorryy ;_:

>>8677129
oh man cypro drains b12?
i'm already malnourished as it is and lacking in vitamins lol....
um anything else like that you could tell me?
>>8677146
hm ok so no bica
whats the deal w cypro vs spiro? ive heard cypro is 'unhealthier' and spiro is the cheap option but someone told me spiro made them depressed too and it stopped once they switched AAs

>>8677133
Hes fat and hes pathetic as fuck


Stop hugboxing

No pity for the weak

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i want to hug puffybutt desu

>>8677155
cypro is harder on your liver but actually impacts your body's ability to produce testosterone afaik
also it functions as progesterone, so it can improve development
there's a very low risk of your body not being able to handle cypro, though a similar risk exists with bica

spiro is a diuretic so it's just... pretty shitty afaik. i mean, it works fine for some people, but generally you have to pee every half hour, and some people get urinal incontinence

>>8677158
yes, she's fat. He knows it, and we know it, and we all know it is a problem(obviously), but I'm not hugboxing her. I'm just saying, there is absolutely no reason to be an asshole about it.

>>8676266
been staring for a while, can anyone tell me where waldo is?

>>8677155

spiro is awful
and all steroidal anti-androgens cause depression lol

>>8677162
i've been very used to having to pee every hour, but having to pee any MORE than that i might actually KMS because pissing every hour impacts my sleep to the point of only getting 30 minute naps. so fuck spiro then lol.
>there's a very low risk of your body not being able to handle cypro
what about the b12 thing? like is that a chronic issue being on cypro or does my body balance it out eventually?
>also it functions as progesterone, so it can improve development
can you tell me more abt that? that's actually great cus i had questions about proges/progynova because i heard it makes your tits grow better
>>8677172
>and all steroidal anti-androgens cause depression
that sucks how do you avoid that

need a goth vampire mommy gf please

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so is it worth trying something different instead of spiro like cypro instead?
my levels are ok and i've been on spiro for a year 2 months
but i've been feeling really depressed and tired and out of energy all the time and i have to pee a ton.

livin la vida anime

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>>8677160
i like hugs ill do a hug!!!!!!!

does hrt have any risk of premature aging? does it really help you stay young?

>>8677176
it's chronic afaik
but idk, pretty sure cypro is supposed to outright stop your body from producing T eventually
i don't know too much about progesterone, just that it helps your breasts fill out, apparently
i might supplement progesterone with 25mg cypro

>>8677171
Waldo would be Kaban-chan, who is sitting next to Serbal-chan on the square-shaped grass in the middle of the left hand side, about one inch in. With the tan hat and backpack.

my lifestyle determines my mommystyle

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>>8677184
haha too bad you fell for my trap! i smell of coconut milk from all the skin cream i used! now you smell like coconuts too!

>>8677176

high E or progesterone can help with mood but that's basically it
the mechanism that causes depression in cypro is diff than that of spiro tho, spiro is easier to manage

>>8677185

it actually makes you look longer

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>>8677190
i prefer pepermint or stinkdy man musk but i do like coconut so thats ok : ]

__m
42069
__m
__my

>>8677186
>it's chronic afaik
well that sucks :\ im pretty malnourished so i likely lack some b12
>>8677199
>the mechanism that causes depression in cypro is diff than that of spiro tho

does the depression and stuff stop once you quit taking cypro? it kills my balls so i eventually quit using it right? how many months should i stop using it?

>>8677169
>yes, she's fat. He knows it, and we know it
>He
whose the bully now

>mom comes to my door
>has a bra covering her face
>says "heeeeeeey"
>gives me my sister old bras
I don't even know what to think or feel

>>8677138
Muahahahaha!
I hope you sleep well now, and my revenge shall be complete.
Nighty, Turts. :3

>>8677176
>>8677179
Cypro will chemically castrate you and nuke your T and sperm production forever. Which is actually kinda great and what tends to be most desireable if you don't intend to make babies.
YMMV, but I found the depressive effects mild to unnoticeable when taken into factor how shitty T made me feel and how not-shitty E makes me feel.

>>8677185
You'll get boyish from the effects. Muscle atrophy plus "baby fat". You can be skinny and not boney because of the soft layer of fat on your body.

Women still age though, it's not a fountain of youth. For a male you'll look young. For a woman, if you take care of yourself and haven't been wrecked by decades of high T and muscle, you would look average (considering so many women are shit with their bodies to begin with).

Has anyone ever tried taking ipriflavone?

>>8677207
it was a mistake fight me rn i used female pronouns for the rest of the reply

>>8677206

ya i think the depression stuff goes away even tho your balls will be dead.
but testosterone tends to give you more energy and a better mood so you'll obviously need to supplement that with good estrogen
idk how long you'd wanna be on it, prob like a year or two, gradually lowering the dosage

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Hi I have a faye story
>be faye
>roommate is old Chinese chef and his wife
>she's eating and I come over
>say I have a job interview Tuesday
>"when people see you I think they like you first time" she says
>"you look like cartoon... like what is word the king has a kid"

Prince?

>no.. like my magazine...
>"princess yes princess"

Prince?
>you princess!

;-;

pretty pink panties

>>8677208
Are you still on cypro? When do you stop taking it?
2 months AA, then AA and E, then what?
>>8677210
Will it make my skin suck any less? If hrt has a boyish effect on me I'll probably revert to my 15yo androgyny, which is fucking great for me
>>8677215
so cypro + e = basically normal levels of depression/balanced out?
>good estrogen
hows estrofem?
>prob like a year or two
oh fuck

>>8677214
is this ashlee

>>8677217
a g p
g
p

>>8677221

from what i understand, what causes the depression on cypro is how it affects the adrenal gland as well as the low T
so that's why even tho a lot of ppl who are on cypro have good E levels, a lot of them still get depressed. NOT ALL OF THEM THO
i don't think it's like a 100% sure thing. and estrofem at 4-6mg sub would prob be fine

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also this kim petras song is hella good lol
only a tranny would make this song tho. which is prob why i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAOt9lAbeQI

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>>8677222
no it is not

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Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world.

hey if i can't get a blood test to determine my t levels but i know i can grow a beard, do i assume i have mid or high t?
im not a muscle bound body lifter, more of a beta faggot and my body hair is just starting to come in more
my body aside from my junk is still basically 15yo levels of hair

>>8677221
>Will it make my skin suck any less?
HRT was a fucking miracle for my skin. I would have a shiny oily sheen on my face in the evening. Teenage acne still at 25. Combinatino skin. I had shit dandriff too.

Within a month my skin completely dried the fuck out. Almost too much. Acne is hard to get now. Hair doesn't really get oily anymore after half a week instead of in 1 day. I went from having my dad's oily skin to my mom's dry skin. Difference is I moisturize and don't scratch myself raw or wear makeup for 24 hours straight.

>>8677228
hmmm. so if i didnt win the genetic lottery hrt will impose some depression on me no matter what. meh

>>8677238
nah, i know how you type
why are chasers always so bad at being decent human beings
>do nothing but shitpost and talk about sexual shit
>misgender people

>>8677240

even if your T was literally nothing you'd still be growing facial hair so i don't think that's a really good indicator lol

>>8677246

basically, yes. i have BPD so i'm really prone to that shit. i've found that progesterone and consistently good E levels helps tho.

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>>8677239
There are eight different genera in the family classified as rabbits, including the European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus), cottontail rabbits (genus Sylvilagus; 13 species), and the Amami rabbit (Pentalagus furnessi, an endangered species on Amami Ōshima, Japan).

>>8677228
>so that's why even tho a lot of ppl who are on cypro have good E levels, a lot of them still get depressed. NOT ALL OF THEM THO
Does age of transition have anything to do with that? Someone who said they transitioned at 17 in another thread said they've had no depression, but I don't know if I can hope for that since I'm 20

>>8677252
>you'd still be growing facial hair so i don't think that's a really good indicator lol
well fuck
i thought hrt stopped that? how do i get rid of the facial hair jew?

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>>8677253
There are many other species of rabbit, and these, along with pikas and hares, make up the order Lagomorpha.

>>8676841
I can see it, honestly. He's the type too
>Came to store without even saying hi
Hurts

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>>8677259
The male is called a buck and the female is a doe; a young rabbit is a kitten or kit.

>>8677255

naw i know a girl who is 15 and severely depressed and taking cypro lol
it's prob just a genetic thing mixed in with HRT in general

>>8677258

you laser it!!!!!!!
it lessens your facial hair growth and it slows it down. like it'll get thinner and stuff. but it won't just completely go away the vast majority of the time.
so that's why i'm saying it's not a great thing to use as an indication of how well your levels are yknow

>>8677245
great, my skin is oily grainy and shitty/aged looking

>>8677251
the person i replied to was misgendering sheen, and all of the other pronouns were correct in the sentence. it was obviously a mistake >:((( sheen is ok with me why would i intentionally misgender her, especially for no absolute reason.

also, i do not chase. i come here and shit post. Even if I post sexual things, I'm just shit posting
also
>only one person can type one way
ok ashlee nice one

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Well /mtfg/, my mom is letting me star at her second house for no rent and giving me a car (she got both cheap because there was a murder suicide)

The plan is to drink a soylent recipe that costs $1/day to sustain myself while working at a call center as much as I can in order to afford ffs. Might even rent out a room, I;ve also quit all vices no more weed alcohol etc

lets say I fix my credit, how feasible would it be to get half way there then get the ffs on credit? Who does the most natural faces and how much would it cost for brow + nose + chin

and if you're a musician spef a blues musician how much might this hurt that career of mine? was successful until a repetitive strain injury that's almost fixed? thinking I might just overdo the facepaint and be an androgynous meme on stage

anyhow,
>lets say I fix my credit, how feasible would it be to get half way there then get the ffs on credit? Who does the most natural faces and how much would it cost for brow + nose + chin

>>8677261
what type is that

>>8677221
I was until last week, when my supply ran out and now I'm on spiro because no pharmacy here sells cypro and I have to order it online and it'll take some time.
I. Hate. Spiro. It makes me pee a lot, it makes me worried about eating bananas and it supposedly it is a pretty inconsistent T blocker.

I took cypro alone for a whole year because I'm dumb and undecisive. I don't know when it happened, but you'll know T is nuked when no more semen except for very few colorless fluid.
I do get moody when I'm not on E (e.g.: ran out of pills middle of day A and can't buy more until end of day B), but no problem at all otherwise.

>>8677216
Cute.

>>8677272
you're literally the only person i've ever seen say "fight me rn" and you say it all the time lmao
and you're still typing like ashlee

>>8677129
>apparently taking B12 can help, because cypro drains your body's storage of it
shit i've never heard of that before
does taking b12 cancel that? or do i have to take like twice the amount of recommended b12?

>>8677280
fight me rn

>>8677277
>but you'll know T is nuked when no more semen except for very few colorless fluid.
Does that also mean your balls are dead and can stop taking cypro?
> I have to order it online and it'll take some time.
Oh god. Where are you going to order it from? I plan to get it from QHI.
Do I have to wait weeks/months???

>>8677283
idk, i just know taking b12 is -supposed- to help???
most b12 supplements are like, at least several hundred percent the daily intake, i think mine is 600%????

just so you know, daily recommended intake is kind of bullshit
that's why every "once daily" multivitamin has 100-500% of everything lol

>>8677273
what's your soylent recipe

>>8677293
eeek. the b12 thing puts some extra hesitation in my mind in regards to getting on HRT cus im feeble/malnourished as fuck. i need to find out real info on that first so i dont accidentally kill myself

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>>8677261
>Came to store without even saying hi
Didums </3
I checked, but idk what you look like. Produce was empty and I feel weird staring at peoples name tags to figure out who they are so I didn't make much of an effort.

>>8677293

do you take b12 pills or shots? i started taking some kinda expensive b12 pills and they seem to be working surprisingly well tbqh

>>8677112
>if i type an all caps spammed hahaha people won't realise i'm a miserable failed straight male
typical boo

>>8677303
can you post your b12 pills ?

>>8677303
i take cheap-o pills from walmart lolll
they're not helping too much, considering how badly the last month has gone

>>8677298
it probably won't be too bad, i dunno
just pick up some b12 pills or something, they're inexpensive
and b12 deficiency won't kill you

>>8677297
this one is 1.8/day
https://www.completefoods.co/diy/recipes/cheapest-soylent-2
i remember finding a cheaper one tho

>>8677280
leave 4chan for once senpai

Someone redpill me on sports bras for boymode.

I hear it can compress your chest a bit and make you look flatter. Bust is 34' below the conetits. But I still suffer from the male wide chest syndrome with the wider apart pecs so they make my upper body look wider in a male tee, and I'm quite proud of my waist so that's disappointing.

I also hear it's pretty easy to see the band through the shirt from behind.

>>8677290
>Does that also mean your balls are dead and can stop taking cypro?
I'd take it a little longer just in case, but yes, most probably.

>Where are you going to order it from?
I'm Brazillian. That's why I eat so many bananas, om nom nom. There's a link in the op of hrtgen, iirc.
I wait ~1 week for each package, but it is pretty easy to plan your purchases so that you never run out. I was just dumb because I had finally gotten a prescription and could stop self-medding and thought I could find it in any pharmacy.
Not the case.

>>8677310

these are the ones i've been taking https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HST919C
i mean they're not superrr expensive if you only take one a day. that brand is pretty good tho even if a tiny bit pricy for vitamins.

>>8677311

o lol ye you might wanna try the ones i linked! they have a higher bioavailability of b12 or some shit idk. higher quality etc

>>8677273
>$1/day
You can eat for less than that. Eggs e'eryday. Diary for filling. Roasted peanuts for a snack. Slowcooked beans, rice. I suppose I'm cheating since I don't eat lunch though.


Most of the cheap soylent recipes get their micronutrients from added supplements anyway.

>>8677337
is mainland food that cheap?
3 packs of ramen are like 1$ lol

>>8677280
stop being obsessed with a tranny thread dumb homeless skinnyfat fag

>>8677276
He's fem as fuck

>>8677339
6 packs of ramen are like 67 cents where i live

need someone to call me a good girl

>>8677349
you are good girl

>>8677337
>>8677339
enjoy your lethargy

>>8677339
When you buy in 'bulk', yes. My jar of peanuts lasts weeks and costs $1.50.

A dozen eggs costs no more than 50 cents. $1 from not Wal-Mart.

The key to fun cheap food is spice.

I spoiled myself today and had some meat. $3.49/lb and cooked 1/8th of it. Scrambled eggs then fried them to get a soft inside and outside crunch like potatoes. Used my spices to imitate taco bell seasoning. Cheapeset sour cream and taco sauce. Made cheese sauce with a sprinkle of cheddar, oil, water, pinch of corn starch. Fucking delicious. Saved some for tomorrow.

I don't see a reason to do the math anymore since most of my ingredients cost like a dollar and I use only a little bit of each when I cook.

>>8677353
thank you so much

>>8677337
noodles and lentils are also good and cheap

>>8677355
enjoy your diabeetus

>>8677361
a dozen eggs is several dollars here lmao
fuck hawaii

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>not living solely on fruits, vegetables, coconut water and coffee

>>8677311
well yeah i know it won't literally kill me
but if my b12 gets drained more then the overall effect of malnourishment im experiencing rn will worsen and ive been very bad recently in terms of general health and depression
>>8677329
ty
>>8677326
how many months total have you been on cypro again? just want a rough estimate for when my semen should be clear, add a month or two after that htne i should be good right?

>>8677368
>coconut water
this is generally expensive in the states. I've been to most of the midwest and eastern states, and some southern states, and coconut water has always been really expensive in those places. like $3 for a cup
non-meme water is much cheaper

>>8677368
Not living solely on tears and regret and self hatred

>>8677374

well it's good to drink reg water too, but everything healthy is more expensive tbqh. altho coconut water is high in potassium so it's prob not great on spiro lol

>>8677377

mood lmao