MTFG: Male to Female General

end anime

>>8649515
I want to cum all over megumin

boo thread

>>8649525
boo thread c:
>>8649520
no
megumin is qt

>>8649530
my cum in you.

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anime

>>8649520
Hey let's hang out and shit

>>8649520
end me

>>8649531
.//////.

>>8649535
hang out where

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>>8649539
goodmorning sweetie, mama loves you

>>8649545
Mommy? :D
<3 <3 <3

where is the other Claire, I want to assert my dominance

>>8649542
Idk I'm at central Library rn

Hollywood is the place to kick it right?

Let's go to the beach and get blasted and look at the waves and fuck with the seagulls

>two claires with no trips
is this the hot new fad to replace fidget spinners or something

>>8649558
complete opposite side of the country sorry frend

enjoy the beach

>>8649559
I don't have my trip on my laptop and my desktop is dead rn, I'll just post a selfie on each of my posts so you know I'm the original

Dang ol.

Might visit NYC this year.

Maybe maybe not

yes i too am claire

edit: wait oops forgot to take my trip off

my favourite claire is the one that looks like a blimmin leb

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>>8649517
And a very cute young lady you are, someone should train you to treat your elders with respect and ask nicely.

An old hon like me has no friends to lose by being rude and uncooperative :P

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>>8649574
Vwaala.

>I am the Lizard Queen

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Whew, sorry I passed out last night. Like I said, stuff's been pretty nuts. Getting investigated, finding a new job, Alice coming back into my life...but I'm going to be okay

>>8649580
>investigated

ugh, yikes, I hate that. I have my own black board spider chart at the local task force office u.u

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how do I get over wanting to transition if Im not trans?

>>8649553
Good way to end up in a dumpster pregnant. ;3

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>>8649586

It's just my dumbass boss. Yeah, I made some mistakes along the way, but I've not been abusing my residents.

...now, I just need to sneak back in there and get my fucking boots back. I like those boots.

>>8649587
why would you want to transition if youre not trans

>>8649595
Im facsinated with taransgirls and I wan to be a transbian

>>8649515
I got scary nightmare over image u post and it woke me up because it was so scary ;~;

twitch tv/twitchpresents

Tanya the Evil in 17 mins

>>8649604
Bad anime

>>8649604
Can we watch anime together please.

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apparently other me has been to jail?

what a stupid piece of shit

>>8649600
>making a permanent/semi-permanent life altering change to fulfill a fetish or even just a curiosity
i mean its your body do what you want but jesus good luck with that shit

>>8649608
you

>>8649609
You mean me personally? If you agree with what I've said so far add Nines#0818 on discord and yeah we can spaz out over it together

>>8649618
I dont know what youve said so far but okay ill add you. Just a warning I dont ever watch anime so please no bully, ill try to be open minded.

>>8649614
I killed the other one of me.
It was never hrt
I just assumed some femboy's identity

>>8649580
>>8649592
>threatening to kill someone
>I dindu nothin
wew

>>8649615
merci beaucoup, but is there any way to get over it instead of getting on HRT?

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do you like my room

>>8649629
take pictures of your diaps or clean your room.

>>8649629
clean that shit up senpai

>>8649629
that looks like a room of someone who has been depressed for years and gave up on everything
it's even worse than mine and I havent cleaned it in almost a ~year

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>>8649614
Lol, I am willing to bet my life is way cooler than yours as a result of my life as a drug distributor

>>8649592
You are a medical care provider? My first job was floor aid at a VA.

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here is rest of room
>>8649637
p much
>>8649636
it is clean
>>8649632
it is clean

>>8649638
you realize you are a literal ghetto nigger down to posting pictures of money to look cool online?

>>8649638
Do American bills really have a giant, garish "100" written on the side of them? That looks terrible, like it was made with wordart or something

>>8649644
no it isn't looks like something off r9k, must be some piss jugs somewhere in there

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>>8649638
ha
hahaahahaha
yeah
sure
absolutely my dude

>>8649627
i only speak american i didnt catch that first part

and i mean if you literally just have a fascination or an obsession for trans girls and arent trans yourself, why not just stay a chaser?

>>8649638
hey based claire
how's heather?

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>>8649646
Yes, it's the newest revision of the $100 bill. The front side looks much better than the old ones though and they're blue now. We call them "blue faces"

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>>8649645
I also post guns and sports cars and animals and pictures of my ugly self but yes I suppose I've turned into a white nigress out spite since being arrested over and over on bullshit

>>8649657
>post guns
you have anything interesting?

>>8649655
you might mean me, I'm the one who was with heather at least

if you do mean me, then she's doing pretty well for once

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>>8649644
cute plushie
I hope you'll get better and get you room in order
I hope I could do it myself too ...

>>8649614
>>8649651
why is half of your face just hair

>>8649661
ay
youre not with her? what habben
its boo

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>>8649626

Okay first of all I was brought into the office because I was supposedly abusing residents. Second of all, you've never said "I'm going to kill my coworker?"

>>8649642

I am a CNA for another month, but I can't renew it without proof I've worked a job, and I have a funny feeling these guys won't pony up.

>>8649654
your name means 'thanks' in French
>why not just stay a chaser?
I dont know, I want to be like them

>>8649650
no :(
>>8649662
its too clean now :<
i can't find my stuff ;w;

>>8649666
ah drake, hey dude
whats this I hear about you trapping for money?

>>8649665
because I hate my face and my hair is ok

>>8649657
and you will get raided again like all the dumb niggers who brag about crimes and post photos of money and drugs online

>>8649674
a really bad chara joke you believed for sone reason

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>>8649646
Yeah they're tacky
>>8649651
It must be so nice to be born a millennial and have all this support and acceptance and have your parents pay for your life and transition...

It makes you pretty sheltered though~

>>8649629
Carol this is your mommy i want you to clean that room right now missie. If you dont have it fully clean in less than 3 hours then i wont call you a good girl ever again.

>>8649678
>I believed
bitch it was a rumor I was trying to confirm or deny

>>8649681
ha yeah no
parents kicked me out and THEN found out I was trans.
I've been working full time since I was 15/16 to not be homeless.
I've been jumped and beaten while I was in boymode because I looked "faggy".
I didn't get arrested when I did illegal things, unlike your dumb ass.

>>8649670
I remember you posting about saying you won't live much longer or some other edgelord shit to a coworker with a relation to the boss and you sit around posting fetishy pictures all day

>>8649685
i did clean though
thats after i cleaned :(

>>8649691
youd be silly to think that ever might be true though

what happened with you and heather?

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>>8649692

Well, that's not entirely accurate, but it doesn't really matter. Things are now looking up!

>>8649671
frogs ruin everything

im gonna work on a new trip

also if you want to be a feminine guy, be a feminine guy, if you want to crossdress, crossdress, but if youre not actually trans i recommend not transitioning

or at least so some soul searching or something, its your life not mine

>>8649674
its really just not a flattering look imo

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>>8649480
unless you can convince me that gynandromorphophilia is a sexual orientation or something like that, i'm gonna say 'yes'.
also, that latter part you described, it sounds like that's a kink she has, ngl.
what you described about your fiancée is a fetish

>>8649700
"I said to another coworker that she wouldn't live much longer if she kept up what she was doing, and she overheard.

She's dating the bosses son, too " t. you

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>>8649660
Maybe?

Here is a sporterized 1903 Springfield sniper in a monte carlo stock with a top ported match barrel rechambered in .308 norma magnum and a 7.62x54r vepr with a 20" barrel, extended magazine, midwest industries receiver rail system, and a trijicon Accupoint 1 to 4x tritium scope (it's actually the scope from the money box in >>8649638)

I try not to post anything that could conceivably be used in a questionable self defense situation but I have a cz52, match Sphinx 2000, an fn 5-7, a fudded 10/22 bullpup for quiet can, and an ak74 sbr

>>8649674
you look unhealthy but your face is cute and you need to take care of yourself

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>>8649711
for quiet cqb** autocorrect

>am at friend's trap

gomenne, claire, i dozed off & took a nap.
yea, i think your fiancée is a fetishist.
just calling it the way i see it based on what you said in her defense

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>>8649705

But I didn't say it to her on purpose. That's the key. It was a part of a conversation I was having with another coworker.

..also, fetishy pictures? That's kind of weird.

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>>8649715
are you legally allowed to own that and pistolgrip auto shotties?

Made a spreadsheet from the "measurement data" shown by OP. It shows where you stand in terms of female dimensions.

Mega download link:
https://mega.nz/#!pCxzBIBY

Have fun!

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>>8649715
AK**

his colt .357 too

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>>8649638
I'm willing to bet I have a secure future with my dad in the picture.

>>8649723
you still said it though, you implied you were going to commit murder, I wouldn't doubt you were abusing residents

I hope you have a good day Anon

>>8649677
Everything illegal I post is info they already have. My home is clean my PO chills there and talks to me about Overwatch sometimes
>>8649720
>>8649702
Its okay! I guess it's fine if its a fetish but maybe it's cuz she is heavily lesbian preferential as a no girl?

>>8649724
I got my rights reinstated for 13k but no probably not lol but uh ...

>those were airport gun pictures detective sir

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i guess maybe i should give up on the dream of ever getting married & having kids w/ a non-fetishist spouse.
nope.
i'm getting fags & dykes & gamps, & those people who are genuinely confused about my sex.
that's gonna be my life.
how do i live w/ this?

>>8649748
>how do i live w/ this?
date girls instead, men are creepy as fuck

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>>8649752

Am I the only one who thinks we push the transbian meme a little too hard?

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>>8649747
>heavily lesbian preferential as a no girl?
i don't really understand that part.
like, are you saying she's gamp?
i don't think that's an orientation, you know

>>8649752
the women who were interested in me were weird af too, especially w/ one of my latest encounters on /soc/.
those women are borderline predatory, make no mistake

>>8649748
You dont, ive decided its date one of those or die alone being trans blows up any chance of having a normal relationship no matter what your sexual orientation is or how well you pass.

>>8649752
lmfao sexism much, girls can be just as creepy trust me there are tumblresque female tranny chasers they just arent as open about it publically. There are awful men and women.

>>8649731
Nobody cares
>My dad works for Nintendo

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>>8649725
Forgot pic. This is the spreadsheet!

>>8649768
try becoming friends with them first
>>8649769
testosterone is literally evil senpai
>>8649765
eww

>>8649778
what percentile for women would 75 inches tall be?

>>8649747
airsoft not airport my dumbass girl turn auto correct on, fuck

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>>8649770
it's ok, at least my dad cares about me.

Chaser here: how do I approach this QTP2TMTF on OKC near me without being weird?

Also, why do OKC MTFs try way harder to act like females but end up doing it in a way that seems fake and exaggerated? Like would any of you literally put "omg I love dogs!!!" in your profile? Seems odd and forced to me.

isotera

>>8649768
heavily lesbian preferential as a BI girl, she also turned bullshit autifully on my phone

>>8649786
As does mine. Just filled my truck up with gas and took me on a Costco run.
and get this;
I DONT EVEN LIVE WITH HIM

>>8649788
omg I love dogs!!!

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>>8649786
>having a functional relationship with your family
kek lame

>>8649788
>Also, why do OKC MTFs try way harder to act like females but end up doing it in a way that seems fake and exaggerated? Like would any of you literally put "omg I love dogs!!!" in your profile? Seems odd and forced to me.
overcompensation

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How do you learn to make spiked bats etc?


Im black metal now and i feel like i need to have a collection of weapons to be truly kvlt

>>8649788
i mean you could just approach her like shes a normal human being

and talk about normal things like hobbies or interest

or for example dont talk about how shes trans

and dont talk about her cock

normal things

please

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>>8649792
yes, that's why you were complaining about him last night

>>8649800
step 1: take wooden bat
step 2: hammer nails into it
step 3: there is no step 3

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>>8649797
I never said that, I just said my dad cares about me, which usually isn't true for monkeys.

>>8649782
according to the numbers given by the study, 99th

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>>8649807
sounds pretty functional to me

maybe i have low standards or something for some reason

>>8649814
maybe.

>>8649782
really depends on the region. In denmark, you'd probably be 97th or so. In China, you'd be well into the 99.999th

>>8649801
>i mean you could just approach her like shes a normal human being

lol

>>8649801
ey I'm a different boy
how do I have normal conversations with people

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>>8649800
You do, I'm an OG kvltgirl.

You weld the spikes on if its metal

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>>8649829
that is kinda funny, considering who you're dealing w/.
but, yea, i want to feel normal.
i want to feel like i'm wanted by normal people.
& i'm not that different from any other trannies here.
just take that into consideration.
pretend we're normal.
pretend you're normal.
it's for our comfort

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>when u driving but then ur car breaks
>Tfw ur suburban parents got AAA and it cost u nothin

>>8649752
>transbians
>not creepy predatory chasers fetishizing themselves and each other

>>8649809
>>8649824
so youre saying theres a chance

>>8649841
but alines you're not even remotely normal
you're too cute to be

>>8649725
Btw any other measurement studies that you gals know of that provides more info about the study itself? Sample size, location, randomness of participants, raw data etc?

>>8649829
>lol
lol

>>8649850
Mathematically yes, but also what she said, depends on region. The data I used (the one mentioned in every mtfg) doesn't specify location or other factors.

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>>8649851
as a guy, i guess you're right.
as a tran / grill, maybe not

>>8649865
where did you get it

>>8649865

Jesus Christ...

>>8649865

I can see why the post op suicide rate is so high now.

To do list:
>Kill the diaperfag
>Liberate transbian women
>Restore sanity to /tttt/
>Buy groceries for next week

Anything else?

>>8649865
yea, i heard about the risks.
risk of botched operations, infection, shock, death.
i think i'll just get orchi & feel a tiny bit sad about the current state of medical technology & procedures ;~;

>>8649865
>1 day post-op pic
Nice try /pol/

>>8649870
please do not turn my flirtations into depression fodder

Just checking up on my girl factory. Everything running okay?

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>>8649888
how would it be depression fodder?
o, right....
failed male. :(
walking fetish ;~;

>>8649892
no pls
you are a cute girl be happy

>>8649727
>tfw not putting this to my head

>someone i <3 gets mad at me a lot
>start to think they hate me
>t-tell them i wont talk to them again
>t-t-then they say that they do like me a-and stuff

s-so im friends with them again
i-i-i-i also feel rlly dumb now

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>>8649899
okie

>>8649903
>t-t
>t-t-t
>s-s
>i-i-i-i

honestly?

>>8649909
i-i'm sorry :(

>tfw even [an essential plot detail of valerian] makes me dysphoric and sad
:(

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>>8649865

>>8649880
I think your objectives are misguided. They should be-
> Defend the crazy posters
> Propagate the idea that trannies should have relationships with themselves only.
> Cause chaos in /polgbt/
> Grow own food in garden
That's what your objectives should be.

>>8649916
Has Rihanna ever made a good movie?

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>>8649865
>oh man, that's so gory
>oh man, that one specific surgery is so scary
>oh man, there's only one surgery where you're cut open and can potentially rip the stitches
>oh man, all the blood, all the unhealed flesh

maybe I'd agree if I saw maggots.

>>8649884
>1 day post op
>no bandages or stuffing

nice try /lgbt/

>>8649880
dont forget to eliminate anime

>>8649923

But that cavity though.

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>>8649865
also, if you went to Bowers or anyone trained by him, you made a mistake and would have to be either a desperate hon or retarded. Or both.

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>>8649928
it looks like it tore the skin.

>>8649804
You need to stop looking at my butt, too.
And
Get a fucking job

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>>8649934
why would I look at your butt, and why would I get a job when I can beg my daddy to help me get through college?

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>>8649925
Nice try /pol/ :^>

>>8649865
>mfw /pol/ thinks a bleeding fake cunt is the worst possible thing you can find on the internet

Ah, I remember the days when every kiddy was willing to dump his rotten.com folder at the drop of a hat. Now the tranny equivalent to Blue Waffle scares you. Sad!

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>>8649940
let's be real, most boys that have never seen a vagina would believe blue waffles is a thing and be freaked the hell out by it.

>>8649922
not rihanna, silly
just an essential plot point regarding valerian himself

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i must appease mother.
must find a wife

>>8649950
can I be your husband instead

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>>8649891

Haven't figured out yet if Alice is really interested in talking to me.

>searching for fap material late at night so you can fall asleep even though your mind is racing
>eventually come across some GB hentai
>guy gets turned 100% into a girl because of some genetic shit
>their boobs
>my boobs
>starts playing with his pussy
>SUDDENLY GET SUPER DYSPHORIC
>cry my fucking eyes out
>skip through that part and eventually squirt all over the place
>pass out wondering why you were born a boy

my life sucks.

>>8649950
you better be taking your e

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>>8649960
>
I KNOW THE FEEL
FUCK

>>8649960
>watching porn

>>8649788
maybe she really does love dogs you fucking loon

>>8649964
I read my porn

>>8649963
it's fucking awful :(

>>8649961
i have taken my 1st dose before my nap.
it wasn't more than 4 hours ago

>>8649968
>being sexually arroused

>>8649968
Having stuff like that happen makes me cynical and bitter and makes me want to lie on the floor and die

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>>8649970
これ。

>>8649971
Now you know how girls feel when they see instagram models and magazine covers

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>>8649840
Based

My goal is to never speak to a human ever again even on the internet. I have downloaded thousands of books on magick psychology amd developed methods to "cope" using imagimation tulpas and other such methods so i never need a human again. Also extensive amounts of reading and writing.

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>>8649960

Never really liked Genderbend porn. There was a couple that got me going but that's because they appealed to my Only Fetish.

>>8649982
Shrinking?
...vore?

>>8649974
>be girl (female)
>see rich pretty girl's instagram
>>gOD DAMN WHY DO I HAVE A DICK?? WHY IS MY MIND SO FUCKED UP THAT I FEEL LIKE A GIRL EVEN THOUGH I'M BIOLOGICALLY MALE?!

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>>8649987

You're wasting your time. It's very niche, to the point I can't even say it with less than a sentence.

>>8649989
anon are you implying rich girls don't have dicks?

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>>8649900
I prefer the feel of the sphinx 2000, I'd definitely pop myself with that

>>8649990
...Someone being mindcontrolled to sleep with their sibling?

>>8649982
creepy

>>8649970
YEAH GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MASTURBATE
loljk, what are you, some religious faggot that wants to protect me from my own pleasure? Go fuck yourself.

>>8649971
what's even worse is when people claim that I'm just making up my dysphoria for attention, or that I'm overreacting to it.

>>8649974
actually, seeing cis girls get upset about this kind of thing makes me feel more at peace with myself, like I'm completely normal to have these feelings.

>>8649982
I used to like them because they appealed to my fantasy of suddently waking up as a girl, but now they just make me feel weird.
Like, I have nice breasts, soft skin and a cute face when I'm not malnourished, and everyone thinks I'm a girl. Everything feels so right, and I'm so happy about it. I basically attained my dream.

except I have a dick.

>>8649995
That's a pretty cool looking gun

>>8649947

>most boys that have never seen a vagina

So most trannies then?

>>8650001

>YEAH GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MASTURBATE

You're not a girl, though.

>>8650009
I mean most /pol/ summerfags

>>8650012
am I not a girl because I masturbate?

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>>8649977
I'm an occultist, it kind of goes hand in hand in hand with black market success.

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>>8649998

...that's just weird.

>>8650012
Okay /pol/ summer's almost over you gotta do your homework. Have you even started your summer reading yet?

>>8649977
>My goal is to never speak to a human ever again even on the internet.
a noble goal

i hope you achieve it as soon as possible

we will all be grateful

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>>8650009
>>8650012
Go back to /gaygen/ faggot.

>>8650020
>Occultist
Top kek

>>8650028
dont get her started it will never end

>>8650028
The occult is totally real though, man, 100% I've seen it maaaaaaaan.

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>>8650020
Im an occultist also. Using magick i believe i can achieve my goal of never talking to another human again. Im going to buy a traoler and live without internet for 6 months reading occultic books and collecting weapons.

Depending on hiw i feel after 6 months im probably never going to go online again except to mass download books. Weapons black metal and books are all i Weapon. I heard my first voice im sure it was my tulpa it told me to kill myself but i think i can tame it soon to be my guardian. I havent summoned anything ever but ive tulpmanced for a while.

>>8650035
Actually, at least two posters here are not exactly human...

>>8650042
Sure. I mean there has to be at least two cripples after all.

>>8650018

>am I not a girl because I masturbate

No, you're a not-girl that masturbates. How's that You chromosome working out for you?

>>8650045
is the You chromosome a new edition or something?

im still using the old school X and Y

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>>8650029
Havent you heard Gwen Stefani? It never ends.

>>8650035
I assure you Ive been far closer to gods and the spiritual than you have, and I can say with confidence that there is no such thing as magic. You're just a bit nuts.

>>8650038
Lol so its a meme?...

>>8650028
Sensory deprivation, sleep deprivation, mirrors and physical/emotional/sexual stress or strain are key. Don't be afraid to answer them; its necessary, as is being open to bargaining.

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>>8650045
Gay men don't belong here anon, go back to /gaygen/

lonely, dysphoric and want to do drugs to forget dysphoria for a bit but have none at all

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>>8650038

Tulpa aren't magic, anon
>Has a tulpa.

>>8650049
You're a meme moap
>>8650053
You're still a man just because you wear a dress when you get fucked lmao

>>8650056
Yes they are

>>8650045
huh?

>>8650049
>this obscenely self important nonsense post

And you define magick or spirituality how? Because quantum physics is pretty fucking arcane and ancient megalithic architecture defies the laws of physics and engineering

>>8650049
>I assure you Ive been far closer to gods and the spiritual than you have, and I can say with confidence that there is no such thing as magic. You're just a bit nuts

I wasn't being serious...the idea of magic existing is laughable at best. Same goes for gods as well but I'll let you have that one friend.

>>8650059
>>8650045
>>8650012
>>8650009
>>8649940
lmao this faggot is just butthurt because he's never seen a real vagina before

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>>8650066
(You)

>>8650062
Nothing breaks the laws of physics. It can be beyond our understanding, but physical laws transcend that

>>8650062
>Because quantum physics is pretty fucking arcane
you not understanding something doesn't make it magic, you fucking ape

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>>8650059

No, a tulpa is a portion of your consciousness that you isolate and dedicate to self running.

Magic is a bit more complex, but it's a connection to the world around you. It's external.

It's a matter of nature

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>>8650059
Why would I wear clothes when I have sex? You queers are fucking weirdo's who do the weirdest shit to indulge in your sexuality. Like most fags I meet are obsessed with constant depraved fucking, its no wonder you all get aids by the time youre 30.

>>8650062
Magic and Spirituality arent real, its just a bunch of placebo effects, and Im sure quantum physics makes perfect sense to people with doctorates in physics.

>>8650063
I'm an effective atheist anon, I agree with you. I have experienced the altered states of consciousness that religious people worship though.

>>8650072
Now, now. Any suffficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Instead of using an eye of newt and black cats its newtons and chesire cats. But the results are equally as magical

>actually cant tell if this many people genuinely believe in magic, aliens, and whatever a tulpa is supposed to be

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>>8650075
Am studying for my doctorate in physics.

Quantum physics doesnt make any sense to anybody

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>>8650081

I do.
I identify as a witch.

>>8650077
I actually have a friend that's a pretty good illusionist.

He said that it's only magical if you can make your audience believe there's no trick to it and accept it as it is; the mechanics in and of themselves are boring.

>>8650073
I dont care

Im going to give myself schizophrenia. Anything to never have ti chat with another human being again. I cant wait to never have to talk to one of you animals ever again. I hope all of you fucking die. I am not one of you.

Fuck it im going to read through goetia and summon a demon i hate all of you fucking die

>>8650075
Im a fag but you're just an idiot. Magick changes lives. If you opened your mind you would understand

>>8650073
By your definition, I bred a tulpa. And learned the hard way you can't bring back the dead in any way. Costliest lesson I ever paid. Given the harrowing process, the disastrous long-term aftermath and how hard it was to undo it, I'd recommend staying away from that idea altogether.

>>8650086
>If you opened your mind you would understand
I believe it's the opposite.

>>8650084
wait, are you claiming that you can do magic?

>>8650075
>I have experienced the altered states of consciousness that religious people worship though.
What's that like? I'm actually curious because I've never been able to experience that.

what is with this tulpa meme

is it supposed to be humor or like absurd irony i dont understand

>>8650087
>And learned the hard way you can't bring back the dead in any way.
like Frankenstein style "hard way", or were you gypped?

>>8650072
You are the ignorant ape, see -> >>8650077 because things like quantum entanglement, synchronicity, and spooky action at a distance are literally magical behaviors that are required for modern physics to function

>>8650070
They defy laws of "classical" physics as they apply to material science

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>making tulpas

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>>8650086

What you're doing isn't magic, and none of it will work, except maybe the Tulpamancing from sheer force of will.

>>8650090

I don't "do magic". Magic, as you perceive it, already exists all around us. It's more about making a connection to that energy.

>>8650093

Well, when I ran into it, it was in the pony fandom, a way to make ponies real, but it's more about connecting to parts of your mind that you often ignore.

>>8650096
The losing a part of myself/my self way. Reversing that felt a greater loss than it was the first time around, but also an entirely necessary sacrifice.

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>>8650081
why are aliens included in with magic and tulpas

aliens are real

>>8650092
Its all a sham. Divinity was never meant for us to understand if it even exists. Ive done almost every psychadelic substance known to man, barring ayahuasca, dxm, and a long list of research chems nobody should ever do. Any transcendental feelings is merely a form of nirvana. The best you can do to experience divinity is to be in a state of pure bliss by having no desires. Buddhism is right about the brain and meditation. However, I still identify as a christian despite these realizations.

>>8650098
so you're saying that you're distancing yourself from the physics going on (they existed well before they were discovered) just so you can believe that it's magical?

this is foolish, if not complete delirium.

>>8650103
so you're saying you lost your mind

>>8650102
>>>/r9k/

>>8650102
oh gross that explains so much

>>8650104
sure maybe they are, somewhere out there in the universe far away from us without any interaction with our planet. i wont disbelieve that

If you "goils" actually picked up a book and got educated you would understand.


8ch / fringe
Get to reading all of you

Go to /x/ occult general none of you get it how we can all become monsters.

You are all nothing but apes while im not a human. I am something better the advancement of society and reality.

>>8650102
Ive had a tulpa befor ei practiced magick tbqh

>>8650105
Divinity was created to help us understand what we didn't understand. It was a logical answer for people who were (read: are) too dumb to accept that all physical things are entirely caused by something physical.

>>8650104
Aliens are the only one that have any rational reasons to possible exist. Aliens that vist our world though, not so much.

>>8650104
Ayyy

>>8650102
so how are you a witch?

>>8650106
Nah, not my mind, at least, not beyond the part I deliberately scorched in the first place. It was more subtle and insidious than that. I realized when people were wondering who they were talking to, or when they thought old pics of her were pics of my younger self. Blurred lines, things like that.

>>8649841
>pretend they are normal
>pretend i am normal

This is why dating trannies just isn't possible. It's all a lie

>>8650114
I believe aliens visit via higher dimensional travel just to fuck with us

Only way I can understand how Trump became president

>>8650125
Don't attribute to superior intelligence what can unequivocally be attributed to good old murrikhan stupidity.

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>>8650121

By study and reaching out for that energy. Understanding it, using it for the betterment of people around me.

Well, the second part is more me. Anyone, no matter their reason, who makes an effort to learn can be termed a witch.

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i think aliens are real because how else did we suddenly get microwaves

it was reverse engineered technology from roswell

>>8650129
so what do you actually do?

>>8650111
Nah, im studying for my phd in physics and i and many other physicists are religious. Theres absolutely no proof either way, personally though i find consciousness too abstract to be physical. You could argue about it all day, but anyone with a firm grasp on the mind-body problem understands the futility. Believe what you want, but dont think you have an answer that others dont

>>8650134
I mean, the phenomena argument kinda seems like it seals Epiphenominalism in as the leading answer.

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>>8650131

Learn more about magic and the world around me. Cast spells that harness that energy and my own will to accomplish goals. It's a religion, like any other. Sometimes things aren't completely clear, but I have faith that, given time and my own efforts, the gaps will close.

anime is to blame for all of this

delete anime from your mind

delete anime from the world

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>>8650140
so you cast spells?
what do they do?
>it's a religion like any other
so it's bullshit?
>>8650141

>>8650141
tfw ended up tranny without indulging in a single piece of japanese culture save for pokemon and 4chan

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How does one go about buying dresses without looking like a creep or weirdo

>>8650147
Pass.

Alternatively, order online or use the ol' "It's for my girlfriend/sister/mom!" excuse.

>>8650141

But I watched anime with big strong manly men...and Digimon.

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>>8650141
delete hatred from your heart

>>8650147
online stores

>>8650147
try going to a store and just buying some

the people who work the cashier really dont care what youre buying or who its for

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>>8650083
Y-yeaah but I mean.
We shouldn't go telling everyone that, it's a secret.

>>8650086
>Fag
>Magic
>/mtfg/
You're one confused little cocksucker, but lemme tell you that youll find no answers here. Its time to leave my pathetic self hating friend.

>>8650092
Mushrooms are definitely worship tier. The trip feels guided and controlled, you will have prevalent thoughts that trouble you arise and you will confront and overcome them. You will experience a minor to moderate stomach ache, but those eight hours will be a life changing experience that will make you a better person. Mushrooms have a way of finding your issues and misconceptions and helping you confront and defeat them. Overall the actual trip isn't very pleasurable though, you will be uncomfortable at worst and disoriented at best.

LSD is far more pleasurable, and far more free. With a mushroom trip you don't really have much control over where the trip takes you, the trip takes you along with it. LSD also opens your eyes and makes you see the world in a totally new way, exposing things you never saw before. It gives you only the mildest stomach ache if any, as well. The issue with the freedom of the LSD trip is that you can lose your mind and convince yourself of things that are totally insane. I would be scared to see the records of experiments on what LSD can do to the human mind, and we've all heard the stories about that hippy who took one tab too many and never came back.

>>8650161

Not necessarily true. I worked the register at a store for awhile and if some one bought something that seemed strang I'd covert side glance them.

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>>8650145

Depends on the spell. I favor protective charms and cleanses.

But yeah, if you think religion is bullshit, so is witchcraft.

>>8650147
when you walk up to the register and the cashier gives you a suspicious look, loudly proclaim: "IT IS FOR MOTHER. SHE IS SICK AND THEREFORE CANNOT VISIT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT"

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>>8650168
Oh now! The cashier gave me a look! GONA DIE!

>mfw I thought I had anxiety problems before I hit up the average 4channer

Seriously, if people giving you a look in public not even saying anything causes you to freeze you should be seeking therapy.

>>8650153
It's for my girlfriend/sister/mom, that's why i gotta go try it on real quick to make sure it fits and looks cute :3

>>8650153
>>8650170
No I don't like lying

>>8650157
>>8650161
I want to try them on and stuff

I used to work in retail and yes we remember every single crossdressing weirdo

>>8650145
>anime

>>8650146
good, stay strong anon

>>8650154
anime is anime

remove it immediately

>>8650155
i dont hate anyone who has been touched by anime. i dont blame the victim for the things anime has done to them

>>8650174
jesus christ if it seriously is that big of a deal to you just shop online and ship it back if it doesnt fit

its not rocket science

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>>8650093
/lgbt/ continues to get even dumber, and here I thought it couldn't get worse than AGP/HTST

>>8650104
Because its all make believe.

>>8650141
Do you know who's to blame for Anime?
Disney.
And Disney is far more effective at its job than Anime.

>>8650147
Confidence. If you are confident and dont act like somethings wrong, then people probably wont react. In fact, the proper to thing to do if some one does look strangely at you or the like is to treat the situation as if they're the one being the weirdo.

>>8650172
some people don't like people staring at them in public and thinking they're weirdos

i'm just grateful to live in the age of online delivery and self-service machines

>>8650139
neuroscience provides a pretty strong argument for such a case. The fact that our brains react before we are aware of the reaction goes to show it as likely. Theres the idea that cause and reason are separate, the cause being physical and the reason being nonphysical. On the Fourfold Root of the Principle of Sufficient Reason by Schopenhauer does a pretty elegant job at describing this.

Yet there is always uncertainty that is inherent to everything which could be mistaken for nonphysical principle. But this again is just getting back to the mind body problem, albeit more nuanced

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>talking to friend about her hormone regimen
>she's on pellets and goes to a really well known doc for trans stuff
>tells me he put her on bicalutamide, progesterone, and E pellets
>says her mood is great and she enjoys the progesterone high etc
>stop spiro and dutasteride, go back on bica and start taking prog again
>mfw prog drunk makes me feel like i'm flying and i don't have all the shitty side effects of spiro and dutas anymore

dis the best idea i've ever had desu

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>>8650169
>protective charms
yep
>>8650172
nice picture for ants
>>8650174
refunds
>>8650175

>>8650186
>>8650134
>implying the mind-body problem is solvable

>>8650167
>>8650183
Moap why do you always join my magick threads and post your uneducated /r/athiesm stuff?

Please go

>>8650106
No I am saying those behaviors can produce 90% of magical actions or powers we think of as scientifically impossible such as clairvouyance, pk, tk, remote viewing, etc if only you could organize or manipulate those properties.

>>8650183
what is a confidence can i buy it too

>>8650192
>trannies trying to shoehorn wicca shit into ZE QUANTUM PHYSIKS!!!

Please stop.

>>8650189
Your comperhension skills are awful. I literally said it was futile and uncertainty is inherent in the answer.

>>8650195
You're uneducated

Read quantum psychology

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>>8650195
>wicca
Typical brainwashed mindlet eager to fight strawmen.

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>trying to decide whether to go back to school or keep looking for work

>>8650199
Quantum psychology is 100% debunked quackery...

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>>8650190
This is /mtfg/ you moron, and obviously its because I have an agenda to suppress the truth. Right?

Its not like I could genuinely think its all nonsense that lacks any sort of actual evidence

>>8650193
Nope gotta bring it out from within. Fear is the mind killer, go read Dune.

>>8650195
Consciousness has quite a bit to do with QM. We just dont know how.

Yet it seems unlikely that such delicate phenomena can be taken advantage of purely by thought, especially since there is such little empirical evidence.

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>>8650207
In life, you have to learn to compromise.

Work in a school!

>>8650210
Not sure what quantum psychology is, but neuroscience seems to suggest quantum mechanical reactions occur within dendritic spines

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>>8650211
I know the passage you speak of. But I'm resigned to perma boy mode and social awkwardness.

>>8650216
Sadly my experience and expertise isn't necessary in (most) schools.

>>8650207
What do you want to study?

>>8650186
I'm familiar with Schopenhauer's argument, but it loses its position when it begins to argue that nonmaterial events can cause material events. It's already been confirmed that all physical events within the brain are caused by other physical events.

I also feel like the overdetermination argument is too weak to add anything to the discussion.

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Wew

>>8650215
Not conscious thought no, but unified/smplified condiousness thought via gnosis (chemical ir otherwise) can.

Proof? Impossible feats of Tibetan monks, also the behavior of freezing water molecules while exposed to different emotional fields

>>8650226
I'm trying to finish off my credits so I can transfer into a pharmacy school

>>8650240
the parking job is the kicker.

reminds me of my dad.

>>8650220
Quantum effects occur everywhere there's matter/energy. Neurons aren't absolute void, so...

>>8650240
>autistic objectivist, financed shit taste shitbox suv, can't drive

So euphoric.

>>8650230
How so? The idea that an event that seems consciously decided upon already being undertaken subconsciously is pretty relevant. Another thing i would like to add is that geometry is nonphysical, yet does express itself physically. Energy is physical, yet its the way in which it vibrates is not. Such vibrations give rise to different properties from the same source. Different modes of energy (in the case of string theory winding vs vibrational motion) cause the same effects reciprocally, meaning that its the geometry that determines it

>>8650246
Even absolute void (in the purest sense we can imagine) has quantum mechanical effects. The brain actually utilizes qm to calculate. Like a biological quantum computer.

>>8650259
Hence the obsessive study of geometry among occult studies.

>>8650259
>i would like to add is that geometry is nonphysical, yet does express itself physically
yes, that's the phenomena argument. I'm not saying that the mind doesn't exist, I'm saying that it doesn't cause anything that wouldn't have already been caused by neural firings.

String theory is also well beyond me, so I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to.

>>8650269
>tfw someone says something smart that vaguely agrees with your insane opinions, so you chime in like, "yeah, see, I was totally right the whole time"

>>8650269
This is geometry at levels inherently unchangable though. The geometry of the universe is a lot different from the dodecahedrons of Pythagoras

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how do I get /boyfriend/?

>>8650296
You don't. Boyfriends have become illegal for everyone.

>>8650296
normal socializing, best scenario is you start as a friendship and then feelings come naturally

>>8650296
give them your nudes

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>>8650332
I guess that makes sense.

>>8650322
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>8650335
that's never worked in the past. That typically gets me a bunch of empty lust, not a boyfriend.

I got two jobs again ez pz
I wish I hadn't listened to those who told me to go to the dr.
Cost me fifty bucks

>>8650332
naive as FUCK

if a guy thinks youre attractive and open game he'll only pretend to be okay with being your friend

in reality he's playing for the end game within the first 5 minutes of meeting you

dumb sheltered tranny

>>8650271
String vibrate in many dimensions, some of which probably wrap around in one or more of the curled up dimensions, which creates winding energy (similar to wrapping a rubber band around a pencil), where energy can also be expressed through its vibrational energy (akin to plucking a guitar string). They seem to be reciprocal in the physical properties they produce based on the way in which they vibrate/wind. This is all very theoretical, but it does solve a lot of paradoxes. This is just proof that its the geometry and not the physical entity that determines physical properties.

The uncertainty principle shows an out for free will, yet theres a lot of hoops to jump through. The idea of choas theory, the no cloning principle, and quantum mechanical actions in the brain all lead into a coherent theory. I believe its possible but not likely that our brains would have developed to make use of such nuances. I think stanford has a good lecture or two on consciousness in this regard in part of their lecture series on consciousness. it seems more likely to be deterministic but what do i know

>>8650344
>empty lust over conetits and stripper makeup
must be some bottom of the barrel guys there

>wanting a bf
>wanting to get beaten to death and left for a cis girl

>>8650359
To be fair, they never said how long itd take for feelings to develop. 5 minutes is still time.

>>8650369
>all 3.8 billion men in the world are the exact same because you specifically had a bad experience and now try to force it on everyone else
lol :)

>>8650344
>nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Yes. Its how its how we prevente the degeneracy of heterosexuality.

>>8650376
>dating men