Cis LesGen

bedtime for me, see y'all in six hours

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>>8603041

If a lesbian couple has a child, and one of the parents is the physical mother, does the child call them both mommy?

>>8602490
Don't date a fat or an ex fat, it is to carry a useless baggage of fat complexes.

>>8603025
I wouldn't an LDR, unless it was someone exceptional.
Everyone I've ever dated seriously has been from a city (yes the same city) an hour away, and the commute is killer between my city and theirs.

I live in a small market town and most of the lesbians I have met are fat or butch or both. Which I'm not really into.
Prefer it in the county over because I live near the city there so there's both more lesbians and a wider range of types.

>>8603083
The lesbian couples I know deal with it different ways. The two most common ways are 1) let their kids use their names for one or both of them or 2) use different variations for mother, like "mommy" and "mum."
Back when I had planned to have children with a gf--though it's not going to happen anymore--I thought of going with any English variation of mother for my wife and Korean variation for me "eomma"

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>Where are you located and what is it like there? Is it a sea of lesbians or a sea of loneliness?
What a perfect fucking question. In a week I'm gonna be located in Germany and I'm gonna meet about 40 germans and a french girl, what are my chances /clg/? Are there a lot of lesbians in western Europe?

>>8603083
>>8603145
>what are first names

>>8603025
>Delinquent goes discord but OP will drag her ass back if she stops posting
what is this referring to?

>>8603025
>Where are you located and what is it like there? Is it a sea of lesbians or a sea of loneliness?
Live just outside of Boston. Wide range of females, from college students to professionals and lots of lesbians
>Have you been some place you liked better and if so, why did you like it?
Not for being a lesbian but I've traveled to the midwest and found people there very friendly
>Bonus: Would you a LDR? What's your max range?
Would never do a LDR. Part of the "R" needs to be physical.

>>8603172
That would be the option 1 I listed, correct. Not everyone does it the same way.

>>8603179
Delinquent anon joined the discord. I'm guessing if she stops posting her stories here, op will be upset or some shit.

>>8603158
>What are my chances /clg/?

Are the lesbians from either North Rhine Westphalia or Berlin? If yes, you'll get laid.
I can't speak for the entirety of Western Europe, but it's generally pretty gay, especially in the bigger cities.

Also my PC's new GPU /still/ hasn't arrived and I'm gonna reach kek levels of desperation soon.

Yurop needs some representation
https://zeemaps.com/map?group=2622710

>>8603025
Hamburg. I have no idea if the lesbian scene is significant in any way, I moved here after getting married so don't really mingle with lgbt exclusively anymore.

The only places I guess would be marginally better for any person of LGBT background would be any major Scandinavian city or possibly London.

Given that my wife is a Londoner, I'd say my experience was positive at least. Beware of the tumblrina army, if femnazi's turn you off then London might be a minefield for you.

>>8603158
Sure, lots of lesbian. If they're where you are depends on the setting though. I will say however, that germans and scandinavian girls are much more likely to be at least bi-curious, so if you aren't looking for eternal love, then I'd say your shot is decent.

I have returned. What have I missed?
t. polyanon

>>8603493
has big tit brit gone too far?

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What do you girls think of the whole hardbody obsession? I like fit girls but not like...this fit.

>>8603536
Nothing much. Threads have been moving fairly slow lately.
How was your trip?

>>8603551
How big are her tits?

>>8603596
ask her for nudes on discord and i can almost guarantee she will show them to you

>>8603592
It was great! Germany was a nice place and then we went to Amsterdam. GF#1 drank too much and we had to carry her to hotel. Also my girls managed to spend over 850 euros in clothes alone.

>>8603589
I like /fit/ girls too, but that girl is bodybuilder mode. I mean, I'm 'miring but I doubt she looks like that year around.

That said /fit/ girls > skinnyfat/chubbers

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>>8603605
I'm not in the discord.

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>>8603589
Not a fan of the vascular anavar look either.
Beefy mode is best mode.

Why the fuck do I get freezing cold hands when I'm very horny, like madly horny on the edge? Even when it's hot summer day like today. Obviously, it makes fingering less pleasant, for my future gf and myself.

>>8603517
I think the lesbian scene in Hamburg is severely lacking, especially considering it's the second biggest German and one of the biggest European cities. I don't think there's even one place catering exclusively to lesbians. Also, people in Hamburg are usually quite distant, making it even harder to find and hit on qts.
And then you've got London where the gays just overrun straight institutions and make them their own.

>>8603626
sounds like your problem

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>>8603630
Blood rushing away from the extremities and toward more, important, places?

>>8603620
Glad that you enjoyed your trip, polyanon!
I hope that you bought some stuff for yourself as well and not just spent all your money on your gfs.

>>8603637
Indeed it is.

>>8603622
/fit/ anon pls b my waifu
i will re-rack your weights

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>>8603589
>>8603627
I'm not a big fan of them because they always end up having too much testosterone in their bodies from workout, supplements and sometimes from steroids.

It kinda changes the taste and smell down there if she doesn't end with some weird clit the size of my fingers.

You can be fit without ending like some kind of male hybrid tbqh.

And before you guys ask, I had a thing with a girl like that once it was so bad now I only go for homely girls with a bit of chub.

>>8603650
why don't you want to be on the discord?

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>>8603658
This is about my ideal here. Sleek with good definition and still having curves.

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>>8603658
suit yourself

>>8603651
Will you make my proton shakes too?

>>8603660
Honestly, I'm too shy (yes, even online). Plus, I enjoy being just a anon here.

>>8603634
I know the prides are nice enough, but not nearly as big as I expected when I moved here. It seems to me that anyone in the LGBT scene prefer to travel to Berlin, Amsterdam or Copenhagen to celebrate queerness. Hard to compete with three super-tolerant capitals roughly within similar traveling distances.

>>8603689
>proton shakes
with pea protein or whey?

pls be in
F L O R I D A
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>>8603179
>>8603307
Oh right, that's me spicing up the OP. Like last thread I said I'd keep posting happy lesbians until rainbows came flying out of your pussy. Then I kept doing what I've always been doing: posting 1-2 happy lesbian pics per thread.

If Delinquent disappears from the threads, I'd probably post a summoning in a few weeks but that's about it. I'm too lazy to do much more than that.

>>8603644
Gf's sure are expensive especially when they're students on neetbux. I spent a lot on quality alcohol and 200 euro wine sure tastes good. Travel fever did hit me and now I'm thinking about a trip to Japan or good old USA.

>>8603689
read the pastebin. i hope you reconsider

>>8603705
I prefer VEGA brand since it's the only brand that doesn't give me horrible gas.
I'm not in Florida, sorry.

>>8603698
True, pride is nice there. I've noticed many people from smaller cities close to Hamburg go there to celebrate it, whereas I haven't met as many people who actually lived in Hamburg - which supports your theory they'd rather travel somewhere else.

>>8603723
>movie streams and meme workshops
>meme workshop
How to make dyke Pepes?

>>8603718
>Travel fever did hit me and now I'm thinking about a trip to Japan or good old USA.
Are you not from the US? Or do you mean just travel around to different states?

>>8603743
We're from Denmark. But I'm interested in New England or Northwest USA.

>>8603723
Ehh. I read it yesterday during that whole discord novela episode. I might be too sensitive for Nazi's taste, even if she is just joking around.

>>8603757
Ohhh. This whole time I thought y'all were from burgerland.
Well, you should consider a trip over here. I'm sure your gfs and you will love it!

>>8603768
No, I'm born and bred in Copenhagen though I moved to Aarhus because of love.

>>8603685
Saw this on the front page and thought I was scrolling past a gay thread.

>>8603784
I was born in Aarhus.

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>>8603785
>Katie Hogan

Just enough muscle to slightly terrify me.

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>>8603785
Same.
I try not to judge but the taste on this general creeps me out sometimes.
At least we aren't posting things like pic yet that's when I will go straight to leddit.

>>8603784
Interesting. I'm not sure why I gravitated to the conclusion that y'all were American. Anyways, glad you had a fun trip and are back posting here.
I, unfortunately, have to get to class. Bye!

>>8603760
i also choose to believe she is joking... i mean the only alternative is that she's just a stupid petty bitch, and that would be ridiculous... right?

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>>8603805

>>8603705
You already have at least two other anons in FL with you. Don't get greedy.

>>8603827
I can't really say for sure since I only know about her from these thread; I don't know what goes on in the discord unless it spills over to here. But, it seems she just likes to mess around with others for shits and giggles.

>>8603025
pic incredible cute. Why lesbians irl not like this? Or maybe girls on pic are bi? Because if see a qt girls who into girls she probably bi but if you see fattie and ugly with short hair is probably a lesbo

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>have to study for finals
>all I've been doing is watching porn and masturbating a lot

I don't know what's wrong with me today

>>8603836
>Can I pick her up while she picks up that weight?
and
>Can I squeeze her but while doing that?

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>>8603889

>>8603638
Yeah, I guess it's that. Pucci > hands.

>>8603875
>Finished last exam today

I invited a qt out and am currently getting drunk. Hang in there Anon and treat yo'self to something once you're done.

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>>8603025
>Vet tech rocks interview and lands job
eyyyyyy don't jinx me bro, nothing's set in stone yet! Still have to get through the shadowing thing on Friday. But I'm happy to motivate my fellow job-hunting anons - will post if it goes well.

A different interview at a local university is scheduled for tomorrow. I'm less excited about the job, but the pay is admittedly better, and
>mfw getting to ogle qt college girls on the daily

>>8603889
>>Can I squeeze her but while doing that?
You could break a nail on them chiselled glutes.

>>8603875
Control your dick Matt.

>tfw love domming
>local bdsm scene spotted my autism
>wayyy before I'd had to do anything at all
>kicked out
>I swear to Pepe I'm not some drooling molester
>I know safety and safewords and stuff, and I'm not into extreme bullshit
Am I doomed to vanilla?

>>8604062
>being this horny is a male thing

>>8604105
>BDSM group kicks woman
hmm unusual

>>8604105
there's got to be something you're not telling us. what was their official reasoning for kicking you out?

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Anyone else going to watch this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIUube1pSC0

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>>8603889
better

>>8604134
>forgetting the watching porn part

>>8604152
Now I know how all the straight girls felt when Craig!Bond happening.

>>8604152
>literally one token girl-on-girl scene
>muh strong female lead is otherwise 100% straight
also
>a plethora of spoilers in the trailer
also
>i would bet money on professor X being a double agent in le grand twist
GET THIS HET SHIT OFF MY /clg/ REEEEEE

>>8604164
>only men watch porn
Here's your (You).

>>8603589
I think it's rare any girl gets to that gross super hard body level so I guess besides that I hardly think of it.

I'm personally trying to become a kinda fit dyke. Like I'd like visible abs, squat butt, and the ability to do handstand push ups just to show off. But that's honestly it for my goals and once I hit them it's just maintain and keep up with /out/ hobbies.

Weirdest shit is idk if I buy /fit/s hightest memes but damn if after a workout I'm not thirsty as fuck for a wide hipped girl. Like seriously I'm way more into thick hips on a girl than I used to be. And it's this weird motivation circle where working out makes me want a thick hipped girl, I get bummed because I can't find one, so I think in my head "become the thick hipped girl" and it motivates me to do more on the abduction cable and hip thrusts next workout, then cycle repeats.

>>8604139
Yeah that flagged me. Seriously no way any bdsm group kicks out a cis lesbian.

I've seen trannies kicked out and once a super annoying fat pan/bi chick. But I've got the most casual interest in the bdsm scene and they beg me to join their shit. But I would only consider it if it was strict only girls involved and eventually some let in some dude for whatever reasons.

>>8604197
>>8604197
>Become your waifu
I like it

>>8603875
>>8604179
Link(s) so we can judge your tastes?

>>8604174
That's a lot of assumptions on a movie that isn't out yet and barely has any reviews.
I'll let you know what it's like after I see it.

>>8604233
how are you going to contact me again? are you just going to yell into the void?

>>8604179
>this triggered over getting exposed
Calm your T-rage Matt.

>>8604238
>what is posting
You means /clg/, I don't particularly care about your specific opinion especially if you're not a regular here.

>>8604139
It happened. Suit yourself.
>>8604151
I was in a party, trying to connect with ppl, and then this twat started to interrogate me, asking basic stuff about bdsm which I already knew, and he generally talked to me like I was an idiot... then he rolled his eyes, and told me "this isn't a theme park", and that I "should understand that ppl around aren't here because of 'speshul interest' but are seriously committing to a lifestyle", and "you don't fit in. your kind never will. I know I've been here for years and I can tell." and "look, you might think you're an exception. hell, perhaps you are who knows. but this club doesn't take risks. aspergers and s&m is a dangerous mix. did you know that Elliot Rodger had aspergers? we don't want another Elliot when there's women tied up. no offense, but this place isn't for you."
>he knew the leader of the place, aaand... word got around and nobody talks to me anymore

>>8604197
>>8604210
A G P
G
P

>>8604286
Not really. Honest to god cis. It just kinda took me a while to realize how gay I was and I was sorta chubby fat my whole life because why bother?

Now I realize I like women, I want a hot girl, and I gotta be a hot girl to get one, ya know? Like how can I expect a nice good looking girl to date me if I'm not equally nice and good looking?

I'd settle for a girl without such thick hips. But I do want an active girlfriend. Like I wanna hike with a girl and hangout camping and swimming and bike together. Do yoga together, both be in good enough shape that we could switch clothes without one getting insecure over it.

>>8604280
>but this club doesn't take risks. aspergers and s&m is a dangerous mix.
lolwut

>>8604315
Perhaps cis girls can be AGP after all?

>>8604326
Can't remember exact words what he said about that, but something to do with empathy and social cues.

>>8604280
well i hope you've learnt to never reveal your power level

>>8604360
*sigh* I know, anon. I just don't know how to hide it.

>>8604379
start by not telling people about your literal mental illness willy nilly? i only expose myself as a liability when staying 'in the closet' about it is not an option

>>8604403
Wasn't telling anyone, until he asked. At first, he asked am I retarded. I said apergers.

>>8604410
fuck. if it makes you feel better he was probably only part of the group to fuel his manly superiority complex and felt intimidated that one of the girls he was meant to be sexually degrading decided she wanted to be a domme

>>8604139
>>8604205
That's because you haven't been to the stupid BDSM group that are incestuous circlejerks with powertripping organizers. Honestly she dodged a bullet by not being a part of that crowd.

>>8604434
...

>>8604434
Lol, yeah I guess that makes sense. Except I was wearing "LESBO" sweater, so I guess he'd know I'm lesbian.

>>8604379
>*sigh* I know, anon. I just don't know how to hide it.
That's what psychologists are for. To teach you how to fit in.

>>8604455
I've heard of those before, and now I've witnessed one firsthand. Didn't know it'd leave such crappy memory. Oh well.
>>8604491
Perhaps I'll give that a shot... hmm...

My ex having left me hurts especially bad today, /clg/. I actually woke up and felt extra sad about it, and that feeling hasn't let up over the day.

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I just figured out how to re-write the unused parts of my hard drive without wiping out everything. I'm gonna download terabytes of touhou music so if they ever restore anything they will just find this
https://nyaa.si/view/720034

I feel like a genuise.

>>8604796
This is why BDSM groups don't like you.

>>8604812
I don't get it.

>>8603536
We had someone whose roommates were both interested in her or something like that. She could've become the second polyanon

>>8604796
>tfw anon has a feminine penis.
>tfw people will ask me how I know.

>>8604796
That's pretty funny to scramble your stuff with Touhou but wouldn't it be easier to overwrite a few times with CCleaner?

>>8603083
My kids just say mom and see who answers first. If the wrong mom answers then they say "not you, Other Mom"

>>8604916
It works all of the time, half the time.

>>8604885
Don't keep us in suspense.

>>8603705
I am a Florida gay

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>>8604820
Just someone who thinks there's only one autist in the thread.
>>8603083
>>8604916
>>8604930
Problem solved

>>8604966
Yes, but do you have a vagina?

>>8603493
>3 in Florida
>>8604966
>>8604975
How many of you FL bitches are in this thread?

>>8604885
I don't have a penis.

>>8604907
>proprietary
>no linux
No sankyu

>>8604990
Which surgeon did you go to?

>>8604907
>fucking shit up with CCleaner
Overwriting is more effective and safer. It'll work for Kek for border patrol and most of the usual government agencies.
Certain three letter word ones...no. I'm not entirely sure where they are at this point, but since I've seen unclassified info there's about 50% recovery rate possible (though lengthy as fuck process), I'm assuming they may have gotten far.

>>8605020
However long it takes to recover is far more time than it's worth to spend on a nobody like me. You do you Touhou-kun.

>>8604975
Yes, but a tiny one. I have a medical condition.

>>8605017
Unfortunately for you I'm cis.

>>8605020
>Certain three letter word ones...no. I'm not entirely sure where they are at this point, but since I've seen unclassified info there's about 50% recovery rate possible
That's only if some data gets partially overwritten and it's corrupted, or for people who physically bust the hard drives thinking it's safe that way, but if the data is not there at all they can't recover shit. I'm gonna max my hard drive at least twice before I go so there shouldn't be anything recoverable.

>>8604981
All of us. We've all secretly been Floridian all this time.

It's been a while since I saw someone bully Kek by accusing her of being trans. Takes me back.

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>>8604838
I-I only roomed with one of them. And roommate specifically told me once she didn't think she could ever share in relationships, so it was never really a possibility, only a fantasy of mine pre move-in.

>>8605045
...Adori?

>>8605055
except me thank god

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>>8605045
That's fine then

>>8605051
I'll take your word for it.

>>8604546
If you want a general breakdown of the problems the various professionals are supposed to resolve, here you go:

Therapist:
>For emotional issues, like relationship issues (including romantic, platonic, and work relationships), why you keep flipping out over small things, and so on. They're there to help you work out these problems and become a more well-adjusted person.

Psychologist:
>For mental issues: Why you don't seem to understand people quite exactly and/or you don't understand how your behaviors seem disturbing/off-putting/etc. around people and why you shouldn't act the way you sometimes do. They're there to help you understand what you don't seem to grasp innately like normal people do and distinguish which behaviors are deemed appropriate/off-putting/etc. and which ones are considered socially appropriate so you can act like a regular person and avoid strange misunderstandings.

Psychiatrist:
>For mental illnesses: When you need medication, guidance, etc. because your mental conditions are seriously messing with your health and/or ability to function properly.

If you want to learn how to hide asperger's and act like a normal person, I think you'll want a psychologist, because that's their field of expertise.

>>8605045
To be honest, I have a male genotype, but I lesbianed so hard that my body literally cannot process male hormones. So they all get converted to female hormones in mah body. So, designated female at birth, I look and fuck like a girl, that's my life story.

>>8605151
do you have a willy

>>8605181
Nope. No male hormones, never developed one.

>>8605020
>>8604990
>>8604796
Anon, even if you somehow lack the penis you have the personality of a tranny and I'm not even joking.
Must be really weird dating you.

>>8605051
>the data is not there at all
It depends, did you disable any kind of back-ups?
https://www.magnetforensics.com/computer-forensics/volume-shadow-copy-forensics/
I saw a demo of a custom solution using this base set last year that was pretty impressive in recovery. They mentioned they took advantage of similar functionality with other operating systems, including Linux (LVM I assume).

>>8605183
then what are you worried about?

>>8605187
newfag

>>8605202
What does that even mean? Is she a tranny and I'm missing it here?
Can you elaborate?

>>8605195
I wanna jump on the discord and was freaked out by the very strict prenup.

>>8605187
I get that you're a retarded tranny who can't understand women can also be tech geeks, but how do you even fail at comprehending that you're responding to two different anons.

>>8605210
Why are you so worked up?
Did I hit the nail when I said you were a tranny?

>>8605209
do it. i promise i will be cool to you :) :) :) [citation needed] :) :) :)

>>8605207
am i being fuckin rused?
it means you should fucking lurk more before posting

>>8605216
lol stfu. is this nazi? the blaring stupidity was a big giveaway

>>8605209
Do you want tranners getting in?

>>8605230
C'mon, nazi would at least recognize kek.

>>8605230
Nazi was always terrible at telling anons apart. I didn't think she was this stupid though.

>>8605239
You overestimate her.

>>8605222
Awesome. Hopefully a mod will see my interest :D

>>8605230
The only thing I'm seeing is an extremely angry autistic man who got found out and can't handle it.

>>8605223
The autism from that guy is enough to know it's not a female so thanks for nothing.

>>8605255
I'm just going to assume this is bait.

>>8605255
OH KEK IT ACTUALLY WAS NAZI
also
>i can tell it's a male because of the way it was

>>8605265
I will do the same.
I cannot believe we have so many trannies who think if they scream loud enough we will shut up and accept them.

Just checking this thread made my stomach turn, you guys are disgusting.

>>8605255
It's mostly Kek who you're insulting and me, who you're mistakening for Kek as one man, Nazi. It's true she's autistic though.
>>8605249
You win, I did overestimate her.

>>8605249
>>8605255
>>8605272
Called it!

>>8605278
>Just checking this thread made my stomach turn, you guys are disgusting.
Bye Felicia.

>>8605272
>>8605280
>>8605283
I'm no great fan of Nazi, but that isn't really her posting style.

>>8605065
BECOME POLY OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM CLG

Really though, that's a shame :/ how are things with them now? Anything change?

>>8605302
tbf what's wrong with being poly?

>>8605315
Some people have different relationship goals and share intimate moments in a unique way.

I guess if your objective is to sleep around with as many cuties being poly is awesome, if you want something else it isn't.
Polyanon for example is living the pimp life and going out with tons of cuties every night at clubs but for me that lifestyle is not attractive which is why I'm more the homely kind.

Also obviously I'm another anon and not the person you replied, just giving you my opinions about this poly stuff because I actually had quite the talk with some irl friends about these things.

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>>8605302
N-no, don't ban me polynazi. ;_;

I talked about my relationship with the roommate (or rather lack thereof) some in the last thread:
>>8595863
>>8595989
Several hours after I posted those, she texted me "good luck to you". Didn't know how to read it... sarcastic? Trying to be forgiving? Idk.

Her ex and I haven't spoken in a couple months. We went FwB for a while after I got kicked out - really, there was no reason not to once my roommate cut me of - but she was always weird about sex and became convinced that I caught the feels for her. I went through a really hard time back in May and she got spooked that I was looking for her to intimacy and support. She has a lot of emotional issues.

So yeah, definitely no poly.

>>8604796
Would you be 24/7 stressed if you lived in Canada?

Am I the only one who can't have sex while listening to music with a male vocalist?
Even if it's a tenor it's off-putting.

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>>8605315
>>8605333
>tfw the idea of closed poly relationships is appealing, but you're way too insecure to ever be happy in one

>>8605333
That kind of poly isn't for me either, and isn't really poly at all. I'd like a homely kind of poly, not sleeping around.

>>8604158
Did you draw that? I giggled.

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>>8605187
I have been 10 years in 4chan, plus it shaped my teenage brain so it's only natural I'm very similar to your average /a/jp/g/ user since those are the boards I browse the most. We all know that anime makes males gay so it's only natural the average tranny in 4chan potentially comes from one or more of those boards.

>>8605188
I don't have backups enabled in the same drive. All my backups go to external ones, so I would say I'm pretty safe.

>>8605354
Obviously not, unless I have the police searching my storage everyday. Actually the only time I've heard of people getting in trouble for having loli in Canada are people who order loli from other countries and it obviously gets searched at customs, and people trying to get into the country with it as well.

>>8605187
>>8605509
wtf is the personality of a tranny?

>>8605541
Someone who is very pushy with other people about their own beliefs and disregard what others think or feel if it doesn't match up with what one believes, especially in topics surrounding themselves, transsexualism, penises and politics.

>>8605509
>external ones
You'll be gtg. Are you in tech, Kek? Is that what you do for work now?

>>8605509
>We all know that anime makes males gay
It makes them trans and that's totally different.

Why cislesgen always end about you all arguing at each other and talking about trannies?
This is like /pol/ when they talk about BBC.

You're all obsessed with trannies.

>>8605552
I'm a NEET. I tried to get a job in IT but no one hires HS dropouts.

>>8605556
Anime in general makes men want to look like cute anime girls, and hentai makes them cock goblins aka gay. Yuri makes straight men deluded and makes them want to be cute 2D lesbians, which is how transbians are born.

>>8605570
And yaoi makes girls want to be men.
I'm not even memeing.

>>8605577
Yeah I've been on FtMg a few times and 99% of them are fujoshit living their fetish.

>>8605570
I knew you were NEET but then you said you were going to Canada for work, I thought. That's too bad, you really do have potential. If you were in the US, you could get a GED and get your college degree online part-time and a paying working internship.
But Mexico, yeah, shit sucks.

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>>8605570
I knew that a famous news lady hired this girl in Mexico

>>8605549
have you never interacted with an obnoxious cis person or a chill trannie?

>>8605597
I'm reasonably sure you're arguing with a troll or a retard, either way your efforts are not going to be rewarded.

>>8605577
I don't know if it's more weird or more neat that everything seems to mirror so well.

>>8605600
b-but muh lifefuel

>>8605570
You can get a GED to cover the dropout status. If you want to get an IT job all you really need is IT certifications though.

>>8605600
t. tranner

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>>8605589
I said pseudo-work. I "earned" a scholarship to attend a Wikipedia event because I transcribed some stuff on Wikisource. This was of course not paid so it's not really formal work, but I still have to go to demonstrate I'm serious about this (I'm not). Also I say "earned" because a friend of my mom is an important contributor on Wikipedia and pulled several strings for them to seriously consider my scholarship application. It's kinda complicated. When this Wikipedia event was held in Mexico a few years ago, a SJW handed me her business card with a womyn in tech link for internships and stuff but it required me to have at least a HS degree so there was no point in applying. What I will try to do there is get some sort of paid work/deal in Wikipedia but the chances are very slim, and I'm so socially retarded the chances approach zero. Guess I will just go, listen to some SJW talks, laugh internally and explore Montreal a bit.

Living in Mexico definitely sucks. I would not recommend someone to be born here.

>>8605595
Eh, I don't really know about that. She suddenly got famous because she inhaled a condom through her nose and pulled in from her mouth. She's also extremely extroverted and even though she's a slutty 16yo ignorant brat she makes people connect with her I guess (even if just for online bad mouthing).

>>8605637
I could get a GED but I only know the math just because I went through Khan Academy out of boredom. I know nothing about physics or chemistry or history. It would take me at least a year to prepare and I'm too lazy.

>>8605642
I don't like how you speak about Mexico, if you really wanted to work on IT business in Mexico you need the skills and the certifications, I could help you.

>>8605642
How much was the scholarship worth?

That sounds rather corrupt.

>tfw no femme gf

>>8605683
that's the Mexican style

>>8605675
Well help me then. The local university charges like 10k~ aztec golds for Cisco and similar certificates for outsiders, that's what I was told at least.

>>8605683
I'm not sure. Probably like 2000-3000 USD? I'm not sure if Wikipedia is corrupt but they definitely benefit disabled, women, trannies, third worlders and homos. That's not corruption, it's affirmative action!

>>8605697
The person who did that is an American though. And I'm still not sure if it was because of that or because they "honestly" approved me. I know of another person (male) who was rejected and was still endorsed by said person.

>>8605660
You should go for the GED, if it's anything like the America one, it won't take you a year to get to passing. It's not something you need to excel at, just pass. That will open doors.
IT is pretty egalitarian, if you have the natural ability, you barely need educational creds for the work, you don't have to be socially apt (in fact they don't expect it) and there's always a need. Lots of job openings that are filled by idiots or no one at all.
If you were American I could help you. Unfortunately, we have really retarded immigration restrictions so I can't.
I hope things go well for you at the Wikipedia event and maybe >>8605675 can help you.

>>8605720
I need to approve with over 95% because otherwise I won't get a full scholarship in any university (yes I still want to go to university because I'm retarded).

>you barely need educational creds for the work
Yeah well not here. In Mexico they judge you solely by your CV. If you're lacking something they're asking for they just trash you. If you have everything then they call you for an interview.

>>8605718
Don't you have a catholic university in mexico?
I think it's called Universidad Pontificia de México or something, I'm pretty sure you can get a degree for free or at least pay after you graduated you give proof you're poor as fug.
Specially when you're a female, that actually helps a lot with them.

Try to get a CS degree or something.

>>8605718
it really depends about what branch of IT you want to develop, the Cisco courses are rough to pass on the tests, what do you want to do with your Cisco certified ? fix networks? do you know that the CCNA text books courses are online ? btw Java and VS leave more money.

>>8605738
Whatever is fine as long as someone will hire me in a job that pays at least 10k MXN per month. I'm already into Linux and BSD so a Unix sysadmin cert wouldn't be too bad.

>>8605718
>but they definitely benefit disabled, women, trannies, third worlders and homos.
Do they actually consider those factors in their scholarships?

>>8605737
We have a lot. There is also the national university which is free but it's hell to get into and it's also hell once you're in cuz you can even get killed inside.

>>8605754
Maybe. They ask you to write about yourself, where you can mention that stuff. I didn't because it's shameful. In the gender section they also have things like "other". Wikipedia is extremely leftist so I'm almost a hundred percent sure they take stuff like that into account.

How's the discord chat? Is it worth checking out?

>>8605692
>>Tfw femme and no femme gf

>>8605775
Wanna date?

>>8603938
Thanks, anon. Have something planned to treat myself for a lifetime honestly and hopefully it doesn't mess up.

I hope your date goes well!
>>8604062
>>8604246
Tbh the person you're responding to isn't even me. My sex drive isn't usually so high nor am I into porn as much (some videos are good tho), but today I felt really horny for some reason and just ended up watching the few lesbian porn vids I like
>>8604231
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=268132523

this is one of them

>>8604981
4 in fl
2 in orlando
we ought to hang out sometime
t.burger

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>>8605811
>tfw you'll never smoke a bowl with McBurger

>>8605833
I'll get some tomorrow after work, then we can smoke together long-distance

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>>8605797
>fingers of both hands intertwined during oral
>mismatched bra/panties
>mismatched skin tones

CUTE.

>>8605843
Ayy! Sounds good.

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>The only girls I'm attracted to are party slut stacies that end up always being hetero.

I want to stop.

>>8605859
Holy shit this gif is amazing, I can't stop staring.

>>8605876
Go watch ashitga-hen.

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>>8605797
>dem comments

>>8605883
No I'm good thanks.

>>8605797
My neck has never hurt this much from just watching oral

>>8605768
It's sickening and depressing that the world is so unjust.

>>8605930
I'd say it's more just today than it has been in living memory
the best we can do is be good people
easier said than done, most often

I'm not too worried about the world, or humanity even
We'll either fuck it up beyond repair or we'll find some unstable peace

To quote a mediocre television cartoon
>"the answer is; don't think about it"

>>8605930
It's not unjust if you're being unjust to priviledged people!

>>8605957
It might be more just but that doesn't excuse the injustices that remain or the fact there are new injustices.

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>>8606025
no excuse
it just is
there have always been injustice
there will always be injustice
by whom and by what means are the only things that differ

shit sucks and there's not much we can do about it, unless you want to kick off a draconian government

>execute litter bugs would be my first action
>not because I care about the planet, but shit is tedious to pick up and makes neighborhood look trashy

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>tfw lesb girls.like your okcupid pics but then red your profile and fnd out you're trans.
Lol

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>>8605957
Good mindset. I just focus on using my talents to contribute what good I can to the world before I die and let most other things lie.

This is part of why SJWs irritate the ever-loving fuck out of me. It's not enough for them to fight for their cause; they also have to call out and police others for not acting in alignment with their ideals, or else they themselves aren't acting in alignment with SJW ideals. It's a very black-and-white world they live in, wrong vs. right, us vs. them - all in spite of the fact that we're more equal now than we ever have been in human history.

>>8606190
You can't fight for a cause while others fight against it.

>>8603683
Post more Biel

>>8606222
I'm not even talking about fighting against it. I'm talking about the SJW tendency to demonize those who simply have a different opinion. Either you think the way they do or you're a garbage human being.

>>8606234
Why should they have any respect for people they think are contributing bad to the world?

>>8606244
you don't have to respect anyone you don't want to
what they fail to grasp is that nobody is obligated to take them, or their arguments, seriously

>perceived injustice =/= injustice
>speech =/= violence
>that whole thing

>>8606053
There doesn't have to be injustice. There only is because people tolerate and want it.

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>>8606244
>contributing bad
That is the point; "bad" is subjective. What does "contributing bad" mean?

Does this mean posting about dieting on my personal blog without using a food/weight loss trigger warning?

Does it mean telling a racist joke in my circle of friends, who know me well enough to understand that I don't hate black people and who I know well enough to understand don't hate black people?

Is it me, personally, believing that non-binary genders are a crock of shit, even if I use the stupid pronouns to humor people who identify as such?

Is it voting for Trump, even just because you have greater loyalty to the Republican party than the Democrat one?

I have seen SJWs tear people apart over all these issues. Again, we are more equal now than we ever have been in human history - and yet we're constantly up each other's asses about minor bullshit. Shit, I've been friends with people who believed homosexuality was sinful and wrong due to religious conviction, but still treated me as any other human being and were good, supportive, fulfilling friends in spite of it. Pick your battles and understand that your opinions are not the true north of moral righteousness, SJW.

>>8606244
Should Christians and Muslims who believe homosexuality is evil and degenerate still respect gays and lesbians?

>>8603025
>Where are you located and what is it like there?
Latin America. It's okay I guess.

>Is it a sea of lesbians or a sea of loneliness?
I've only met a couple in my lifetime. So...the latter?

>Would you a LDR? What's your max range?
H-Huh?

>>8606302
>That is the point; "bad" is subjective. What does "contributing bad" mean?
You don't have a problem with "good" >>8606190

>>8606300
unless you want to lock up and/or indoctrinate everyone guilty of any minor or major infractions
not much can be done

for example
I believe tranners are mentally ill, almost to the point of being socially crippled
but I'm not going to advocate for their incarceration or death
anal sex is dirty and gross, but I'm not going to say you shouldn't enjoy it if you do
>I'm just going to think less of you

activism is a hobby to these people, none of them actually care, they just want to look like they do

>>8606352
I also don't routinely crucify people who don't do what I perceive as "good".

>>8606302
> >contributing bad
> That is the point; "bad" is subjective. What does "contributing bad" mean?
Making things even more shitty, more pain, more misery, etc.

> Does this mean posting about dieting on my personal blog without using a food/weight loss trigger warning?
No, that's more of a your prerogative thing.

> Does it mean telling a racist joke in my circle of friends, who know me well enough to understand that I don't hate black people and who I know well enough to understand don't hate black people?
It can, it depends on your friends, how they react, and what goes on from there.

> Is it me, personally, believing that non-binary genders are a crock of shit, even if I use the stupid pronouns to humor people who identify as such?
But you accept they're coming at it from a different direction than you, there are people who straight up are both, is it a crock of shit for them too?

> Is it voting for Trump, even just because you have greater loyalty to the Republican party than the Democrat one?
I'd say the problem here is that we vote along party lines in the first place, instead of hashing out issues, and figuring out what politician is best for the job. That said, parties do help different groups who have focused goals get those goals to succeed, so, it's a nice tangled mess.

> I have seen SJWs tear people apart over all these issues. Again, we are more equal now than we ever have been in human history - and yet we're constantly up each other's asses about minor bullshit. Shit, I've been friends with people who believed homosexuality was sinful and wrong due to religious conviction, but still treated me as any other human being and were good, supportive, fulfilling friends in spite of it. Pick your battles and understand that your opinions are not the true north of moral righteousness, SJW.

Those SJWs as you put it, are worried that that equality that we now have will be eroded, and values that we, as women, need.

>>8606355
You can do things. You can advocate for what's just.

>I believe tranners are mentally ill, almost to the point of being socially crippled
There are people who advocate that without advocating their incarceration or death.

They could be dismissed as doing it for a hobby too.

>>8606443
all of society is one big LARP brainlets can't see this so they get BUTTHURT whenever they see anything that reminds them it is in fact one big LARP

then they trace patterns in the sand and point like monkeys all day while nothing changes

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>>8606443
>advocate
I have precious little free time
I'm not going to spend it surrounded by people who resent me for my supposed privileges

>>8606511
>supposed privileges
Something else to advocate against.

>>8606518
for what purpose?

>>8606522
That it's just?

>>8605283
>>8605292
>>8605255
>>8605280
I haven't read anything. Who is pretending to be me

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>>8606525
but it isn't, that's the whole point

>>8606536
You can advocate for what is, against the idea of privilege.

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>>8606532

>>8606562
wait, now I'm confused

do I advocate against privilege
or
do I advocate against the concept of privilege

the latter sounds more reasonable

>>8603025
>tfw no TERF acquaintance that convinces me to kill myself

>>8606570
The latter is what I meant. Anything that's unjust, the concept of privilege or something else.

>>8606584
the only thing I'm concerned with at the moment is WHY CAN'T I GET SKYRIM WORKING
>shit crashed three days ago and I haven't been able to get it to launch since
>run as admin, compatibility mode, even fresh install
nothing

>>8606595
Maybe your computer is trying to tell you that it is time to play something else.

>>8606569
Just keep in mind, I don't post here regularly. And if I do show up, it isn't to talk about tranners.

>>8606609
probably, but seeing as to how the computer is an inanimate tool, it will do as I say

>>8606617
You're probably a tranner yourself

>>8606617
right...

>>8606627
>being this new

>>8606628
I don't regularly make the OP. I spend most of my time with /clg/ anons in the discord. The tranner discord has been up in arms lately tho. Spamming our original link on places like /soc/. I would hazard a guess that if someone wants to stir shit up in my name it's an attack on the discord not being open. But by all means believe the false flag. It just makes you look ridiculous when you fall for something that is so clearly bait.

>>8606650
The emails were all marked by shady subject lines and all came in clustered, so nothing was opened. But you started the /soc/ thread for the tranner discord trying to recruit? And wanted to get people from here to join it? Naw famo you're a tranner that was bitter and when you couldn't take your anger out on the /clg/ discord, you sought to try and get an actual girl into the tranner one.

Good luck tho? Maybe you'll meet a real girl who accepts you as who you are "inside" kek.

>>8606694
>tranner trying to false flag

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>>8606702
Believe what you want. I already had my laughs.

>>8606694
>I'm a straight guy on /lgbt/
Can you get anymore pathetic...

>>8606713
Not even them but have you seen how many people from /pol/ come here to shit post? They are worse than the tranners they think it's /polgbt/.

>>8606715
Oh I've seen them. They're incredibly embarrassing. I remember how they warned us about incoming "raids" and I find it hilarious that they consider themselves grown men. You really can't expect anything creative out of a male tho.

>>8606715
sjw SHILL! /pol/ a good boy who never done nuffin!

>>8606729
do we have to be sexist

>>8606694
>I like to come here to stir shit up. Go on, lecture me on how I need to be purged from the world. I love it when you talk about male genocide. Makes me feel all important and shit.
>p-please insult me so I feel vindicated in my victim complex
No lecture, this is just sad. You come where you know you're not wanted, not to actually engage in any discussion or anything, but just to "le make people mad XD" so that they'll give you (you)s and attack you.
Literally a pathetic cry for attention.

>>8606136
get out of cis thread trannie you'll never be female and deep down you know it

>>8606595
so fucking frustrated right now
>both bethesda with feedback option on their "fixes"
>saying "oh, but we won't actually get back to you"
>steamguard mobile authenticator is refusing to shit out a code
>can't log into the steam help page without it

I even deleted all my mods, nothing is fucking working and I'm getting more pissed off the more I try

>>8606877
>tfw u find a mod for rough multiplayer to try to play with your gf

As for your problem, you're using the steam version, right? Maybe even just try pirating another version to try.

>>8606885
I gave up
why bother

I have a headache and want to smoke

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>>8606734
Absolutely, the males should be culled.

>>8606918
Consider that you're just feeding >>8606694's creepy masochistic victim complex and not actually contributing to males being culled.

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Y'all niggresses postin' in a TERF thread.

Is there a point in dating if you're neet? I mean, I don't see anyone writing that into their profiles. Am willing to date fellow neets, that is.

>>8605138
Yeah, psychologist sounds most helpful path. Thanks.

>>8606955
That would explain why I like it here so much

Help /clg/, I need to go out to pick up a very important package, but I just started my period and my everything hurts.

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am I fit

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>>8606985

>>8606963
We can be neet together.

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>>8607053
make me

>>8607061
Imagine how much free time we'd have, to go on dates!

>>8607117
Free dates?
I hope you enjoy hiking and bike rides.

I need a gf, I've been too horny and sexually frustrated lately and I need someone to take this out on

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>>8607194
Use me in any way you want, anony.

>>8607189
Playing vidya, silly!

>>8607224
Even better! What vidyas?

My GF wants to smother me until I pass out.

That seems pretty dangerous but she said she researched it and it'd be fine.

I'm pretty scared.

>>8607300
say no

>>8607300
choking/smothering isn't very safe anon. It's easy to go too far. I'm with >>8607312 say no.

>>8607258
Witcher 3. And Civ V. Bloodborne. There are many more games I have, but at the moment I'm going through these three. Hbu?

>>8607312
Okay.

>>8607319
Yeah, I think I will.

I wish I could though, she does fetish stuff I like.

>>8607300
Do decline. There are very few (goldstar cis, duh) lesbians as is, we cannot lose a single one!

>>8607331
Black Desert online is what I've been playing lately. Do you have it? I would like to have others to play it with.

>>8607362
Damn, that looks sweet. Why the fuck haven't I heard of this before? I'll buy that shit asap.

>>8607362
>>8607416
Next time it is on sale, I'm gonna buy it and play it with unnianon.

>>8607488
>unnianon
Nope, so don't bother getting it.

>>8607362
>>8607416
>>8607488
>>8607547
>tfw I want /clg/ guild

>>8607488
>>8607547
>unnianon
who dis?

>>8607547
She said she also plays it though, didn't she?

>>8607613
I kinda want it too, but the last time /clg/ tried to get a guild going, it apparently ended horribly.

>>8607619
The qt older Korean.

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>got period 3 days in advance
>period always comes in late wtf
>have to cancel pool plans with friends tomorrow
>tfw it's nearly mid summer and I haven't even got to dive in water
Why this. Fml

Now my leg muscles are cramping and it hurts to walk.

>>8607045
cute mole

>>8607416
Yes, buy it and play it with me!

>>8607547
I'm not unnianon.

>>8607613
>>8607639
What when wrong with the guild?

>>8607639
No she doesn't play it.

>>8607639
No, I don't play it. I tried it out for a couple days on a free trial and dropped it because the PVE wasn't any good.
I also only play with my gf these days and I've never played with anyone from 4chan nor given out my steam account here or in chat.

>>8607646
Would you rather not have periods and be a tranner? Didn't think so. Be grateful for what you have.

>>8607715
>What when wrong with the guild?

I wasn't part of it, but some other anon here talked about how it turned into a shitfest.

>>8607721
Ah, I guess I missed the part where you dropped it.
I'd be a bit paranoid about sharing my Steam on here or playing with random anons myself.

>>8607730
I'd just rather not have a uterus

>>8607740
>>8573348

>>8607734
So far I'm still in search of a better mmo than WoW for end game play and haven't found one yet. WoW has gone downhill and yet still no serious competition.
Back when I had more free time and was into it seriously, I ran a small guild on a backwater server on the side when I wasn't raising with an elite guild. I'd take my main guild strats and do pretty good end content raids with the small guild. It was nice, more than half of us were women and we'd chill and take our time. No yelling or pressure to set records.
Not much spare times these days and finding good people would definitely be more of a challenge off 4chan.

>>8607779
Autocorrect fail, raiding not raising*

>>8607779
I liked GuildWars for awhile
I havent played it in like a year tho

>>8607758
No need to get sensible, matt. Every cis girl agrees periods suck ass and we'd be all better without them. Kids wouldn't be a problem as there are plenty to adopt and it's not like the planet needs more humans.

>>8607690
it's the mirror dirtness

>>8607337
Good, and is there other fetish stuff you could do instead of smothering that would get her off?

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>>8607813
aw what, damn

>>8607779
I haven't played WoW in years.
I kinda want to play for nostalgia. I'm guessing from your post, I probably shouldn't bother with it.

>>8607926
In the sense of properly balanced content or semi-casual guilds, yeah. Insta-pug instancing, including raiding, killed a lot of the community that used to exist on each server. So why bother with a guild when you can click on a button to queue up for everything except the most hardcore content. And because there's no real accountability, people aren't learning the strats and blizzard is making the raids so easy even half-ass pugs can clear content and get gear similar looking to the best gear, only a lower i-lvl.
If you primarily solo pve or pvp, it's still ok though I find it too easy now. Same with elite progression raiding, doubt that's changed much.

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>Monday
>best interview in life
>Thursday
>worst interview in life

Someone get me a neck brace for this fucking mood whiplash.

>>8603025
i was in a ldr, never fucking again

>>8608114
Vet tech? That's too bad but wasn't the first interview your first choice though?

>>8606924
d/a
Keep in mind that the subhumans say things like they enjoy being hated because they want to prevent you from talking down to them. If they really enjoyed it they would keep trying to bait you without telling you how they actually feel about it.

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>>8608114
Tomorrow you get to job shadow though! Good luck!

>>8608157
Do tell us what happened, anon.

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>>8608114
What happened?

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>>8608159
>>8608195
>people actually read/remember the shit I post

Th-thanks, anons. I do want the other job much more, so not a big loss. Hopefully tomorrow will go so much better that I won't need to kick my own ass over blowing my fallback.

>>8608243
>arrive super early
>use parking ramp hiring manager recommended in e-mail
>it's the most archaic labyrinthine vehicular hell conceivable
>Hispanic staff guy scolds me in broken English for driving the wrong way
>spend 20 mins searching for empty spot, no dice
>getting nervous
>leave ramp, pay $3 for purely hypothetical parking
>find meter on street
>use GPS to locate building
>GPS is a cruel god, initially points in opposite direction for some reason
>end up trudging half a mile in muggy-assed 89F weather and dress shoes
>accidentally walk through dogshit while staring at phone
>just barely get there in time
>interview starts off fine, maybe it'll be okay
>sudden waves of intense nausea during question/answer segment
>not very anxious, ate simple toast/coffee for breakfast, what the fuck is up?
>interviewer asks something
>stare at wall for full 20 secs trying not to hork guts onto table
>pretend I blanked on answer
>this happens twice
>feel sweat dripping down face
>knees weak, arms are heavy, don't have enough pockets for all this spaghetti
>end of interview/tour, don't trust stomach enough to open mouth for more than 1-word responses
>they give a written portion with weird questions, I don't fucking know, just shove my head in the CO2 chamber senpai
>finally get the hell out
>power walk to elevator, nearly blow chunks on floor when it moves
>stay huddled in nearest bathroom until nausea fades somewhat
>walk back to car, bursting newly-formed foot blister
>college kids are out grilling, do NOT puke in the grass in front of these qt college girls
>gag into empty cup during drive home
>half mile from house, stomach decides it was just kidding?
>settles
>fucking punked by my own digestive system

>>8608479
Wow that's fucking rough, I'm sorry your body betrayed you.

What brand yall recommend for eyes? Ive so far been nervous because i got asian eyes, a monolid so i do very little wirh it besides occassional mascara.

>>8608530
>brand
>eyes
What?

>>8608479
Oh yeah, total disaster but at least it happened to your second choice. Hopefully your stomach will be OK for tomorrow. If not, let them know you're sick and ask for a postponement.

>>8605389
In my experience poly relationship just happens. I still don't know why but everything just clicked with me and my gf's. You have to share everything about yourself with two persons or it will come down in a hard way. Luckily we learned the lesson soon and we all knew each others before love come in. But paying the rent threeways does amazing things to our household economy and having 2 lingerie wearing gf's in bed is an amazing feeling.

>>8608579
A bunch of brands make things for eyes - mascara, fake lashes, palettes - but choosing one can be daunting. Especially with a some 60 dollar plus price tag.

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My gf and I just decided to go on vacation in September. We don't have plans yet because I need some time to figure things out...I'm going to pop the question.
I'm pretty sure she'll say yes but I can't do it any old way I want. She's picky about us spending too much money and has said a bunch of times she doesn't want an expensive ring because it's a waste when we can save it for our future instead. She also hates the idea of a big, public proposal. I think the baseball scoreboard proposal is her ultimate nightmare. I'm not sure if something low-key at a restaurant is OK or not.
I'm not poor, I can afford a nice proposal, but it's really tough trying to figure out what will be romantic without her getting upset about me spending too much money. It's a struggle to figure out what to get her or how to propose.

>>8607715
>buy it and play it with me!
I will. It's getting late here(yurop) and I'm not sure if this gen gets killed by autosage before morning. See you next gen?

>>8608237
An online friend of mine started jokingly showing interest in me and I didn't feel strongly against it. In a few months I fell for her hard because she was an outstanding person and had really unique interest and personality. We talked every day, she was always very sad when I wasn't online without warning. We sent each other poems and presents by mail for no reason. There was almost 3k kms between us, after 2 years of internet 'relationship' we finally met irl and it was the greatest week i've ever had, I've never felt so aroused and happy and high with anyone. Going back home I felt almost suicidal about not being with her. Our final plan was to move in together and live in a big city.
Few months forward she slowly started to ignore me while being online, saying that I should find a gf irl and get more friends. I was happy for her but all this get a gf talk was upsetting me. Another month passed and she started being completely cold, making rude jokes about me most of the time and giving short replies to everything.
In september she finally said 'I don't want to lie to you because I love you blah blah but I've found a guy who saved my life, sorry, bye'. The only fact that concerned me was that she had suicidal thoughts and i didn't know. Later I couldn't get her out of my head and started acting like crazy all the time, got diagnosed with bpd and severe depression, I spent all my savings on alcohol and food. She wrote to me a few times saying she missed me, but we didn't talk since christmas
A month ago I found out she killed herself and I don't know what to do because I still love and miss her and hate myself for being this retarded for so long. For some reason I still feel this excitement like I'm going to meet her, hug her and everything will be all right

>>8608638
Er, if you struggle that much to predict what she'll be ok with, is it really time to get hitched?

>>8608649
Yeah, we're happy together and get along really well. I have a good income and no debts but she's very cautious about big expenditures. I'm not a reckless spender but I like spoiling her. So that's one of the few areas where I get lost trying to find the right balance.

>>8608620
Try https://www.madamemadeline.com/ for lashes. Pick according to your taste. I recommend Duo dark tone if you have average Asian skin for the adhesive.

>>8608638
Restaurant is probably a bad idea if she's not into public proposals. How about somewhere pretty but secluded, like a park or something?

I found some buckwheat noodles in the cupboard and cooked them, but they were weirdly bitter. Now my tongue feels weird.