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/mtfg/ Transgirl General 2017-07-16 05:49:42 Post No. 8588981
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Tall edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>8587454
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>>8588981
First.
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=^_^= *meow* >licks paws<
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>tfw major general of the Serbian military transitioned
>she passes better than me even though I'm 30 years younger and was never in the military
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwDHETC76aA&ab_channel=ColorMediaCommunications
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>>8588976
I am normal.
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>>8588992
How many transgender furfags are there?
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>>8588995
Elanna might date you if you transition though.
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a moment of silence, please, for the spoon which has become submerged in my bowl of ramen
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>>8588995
Is that real? I think it's hilarious but if "liberals" feel that a fucking Indian costume or sombrero is too racist I'd imagine their heads would explode from that.
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>>8589005
bexe, you do not use a spoon to eat ramen, you use a fork
or if you like japan, you use chopsticks
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>>8588993
Until she starts speaking...
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how many transgender diaperfags are there?
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>>8589001
Being normal kinda implies not being gay.
>>8589016
I am not sure if they are still selling that costume but that is real.
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>>8589025
Fingers?
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>>8589025
but daddy always feeds me with a baby spoon ;-;
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>>8589032
I was always under the impression that you were gay. Strange.
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>>8589025
no, YOU use a fork
i mean, i do too, but i also use a spoon
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I'm about 4 month hrt at this point. What do I do from here?
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>>8589043
I don't know exactly what you should be doing, but please don't neglect to train your voice
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>>8589043
Enjoy your life? Try to get interests, hobbies, depending on how you pass try dating?
You're young enjoy your life because one day you won't be able to. Carpe diem and that.
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How does she look this good after just 7 months of HRT?
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>>8589043
Laser, voice training, learning makeup, building a wardrobe, going full-time...
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>>8588981
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>>8589050
Makeup.
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>>8589050
Some people are naturally more suited to transition than others
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>>8589050
Effort. Genetics. Bloom.
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>>8589050
>filename
Humility.
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>>8589042
daddy uses a fork AND spoon to mash up my food and feed it to me.
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>>8589035
A mistake easily made in this place.
>>8589050
Angles. Passing is 90% angles.
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>>8589043
finish the term and then get HRT re-elected
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>>8589047
oops.
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>>8589065
>A mistake easily made in this place.
So who do you have a crush on the most? Is it Elanna? What would you do to her if you had the chance?
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>>8589074
Honestly, if *I* had a chance to do something to Elanna, I'd teach her how to cook...
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>>8589047
How exactly do I train my voice?
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>>8589042
i can think of no advantage of using a spoon to eat ramen, so i assume you're once again being deliberately contrarian for cool points
dumb bexe
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>>8589081
If you have absolutely no idea, I recommend seeing a voice therapist to kickstart that.
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>>8589088
How about something that doesnt cost money.
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>>8589077
I would not trust a French person to teach me how to cook. I don't food that tastes pretentious.
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>>8589081
There are guides online you could use
Personally I trained my falsetto a lot (sort of incidentally) then attempted to add resonance/lower the pitch so it sounded more natural, though most people tend to go the other way (gradually up from their natural voice). Can't say which is better since I've only tried it one way
>>8589084
She twirls her ramen like it's spaghetti, it's adorable
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>>8588998
Hi.
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>>8589090
Honestly, it's hard to convey what's needed through text-only, and the few tutorial videos I've seen are full of really bad advice.
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>>8589106
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>>8589109
;~;
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>>8589109
>mushrooms
i just turned my nose up audibly
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>>8588993
>dat voice
After years of watching The Venture Brothers I am convinced that after a while your brain adjusts to hearing a woman with a male voice to the point that it no longer sounds strange. The longer I watched this video the less mismatched her voice and face became. So I will creep out strangers but peeps I know will get used to me.
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I took a tit tac last night
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>>8589123
No thanks hon.
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>>8589094
>She twirls her ramen like it's spaghetti, it's adorable
that's kinda cute, i bet it makes her feel fancy too
reminds me of when i used to drink red grape juice out of a wine glass when i was a kid
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>tfw autistic hon
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>>8589130
Same
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one day the insects are going to eat you.
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>>8589134
I'm actually autistic though I feel like a living meme
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>>8589134
you are a socially clumsy girl who happens to have some masculine features
it's not really the same thing
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>>8589138
i think i know you.
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>>8589147
who do you think I am
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>>8589130
Relatable feel
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>>8589130
>tfw autistic diaper baby
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>>8589150
so you'd call yourself a hon but don't think you have any masc features?
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How's your day been, /mtfg/?
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>>8589137
trip on oddish
>>8589126
it's mostly to balance out the classlessness of my hobo wine
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>>8589156
Oh I thought you meant social wise, okay I get it now.
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This is my gf Seiryu. If you see her give her a pat on the head.
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I got my first ever dresses today. Felt incredibly silly putting them on, then extremely happy when I looked in the mirror. It's happening!!!!!
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>>8589171
i would rather give her a pat on the butt
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>>8589180
*in the butt
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My hips are 15"
My shoulders are 17"
How fucked am I?
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>>8589185
Entirely
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>>8589179
congratulations anon :3
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>>8589185
Hips are 18", shoulders 18", 40" band, how fucked am i
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>>8589185
Forget about numbers. You either look sexy or not.
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>>8589074
I think you're mistaken me for someone else.
I don't find derpanna attractive. I don't find any of you attractive.
I come here for the bantz.
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>>8589193
There's nothing in between?
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last night i dreamt i fell from the sky and died and ended up in a dark limbo type of place
but i was still a boy lol
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tfw broken person
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>>8589206
same
because i waited to start until i couldn't anymore
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>>8589195
Your lies fool no one.
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>>8589206
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im sad
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>>8589198
Sluts. If you are going to suck dicks just because you want, most guys won't care, how pretty you are.
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>>8589213
I am sorry I haven't lived up to your stereotypes anon.
>>8589220
I don't think that's true. There are some standards.
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What happens to trips once they leave mtfg? Do they die?
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>>8589226
It would be very painful.
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>>8589226
they pass
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>>8589226
some turn into a infantile mentally handicapped adult child that likes to be treated 24/7 as a baby
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>>8589224
>I am sorry I haven't lived up to your stereotypes anon.
What stereotypes? So many months coming here and flirting with Elanna, you obviously want to have sex with her. Just admit it, and we can all get on with our lives.
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I feel hopeless
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>>8589226
I have a confession
There are no trips. Using advanced Shitposting algorithms (and occasionally Markov Chains to simulate drunk posting) I have created dozens of unique personalities. The truth is only Anon posters are real
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tfw no f
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>>8589187
Figures
I'll get off hrt starting now.
Thanks for the advice anon
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>>8589226
They go to the farm.
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>>8589242
Thanks Sonic.
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>>8589242
wtf i hate sonic now
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I <3 diaps!!!!
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>>8589224
Standards? go to a club and offer a guy you like a bj. In 9 cases of 10 he won't even check, if you got balls under your skirt.
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>>8589246
can I have the farm and tend to the transbians anon
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>>8589253
i am a big fan of diapers aswell!!!!!!!!!
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>>8589259
You can kill yourself
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>>8589267
c:
Hihi
What's up :3
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I hope one day I will be a girl. Or cute.
Preferably both.
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>>8589259
You'll get to live on the farm one day too, anon. Along with grampa and Rover and Bubbles the goldfish.
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>>8589271
>>8589267
>>8589253
Stop that
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ily carol
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took my first ever titty skittle
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>>8589272
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>>8589287
how do you feel
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is eva ok?
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>tfw foreverially tied up Pikachu forever tied up
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>>8589296
just checked she's ok
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>>8589271
im playing games and am a bit happier and my dads going to take me out to practice driving after dinner.
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>>8589226
They live productive and happy lives, finally coming into womanhood.
>>8589234
You have some weird ideas about flirting. And you should move on too. Derpanna is on her way to become the preeminent transbian authority in her chosen field. I don't think she's coming back here.
>>8589255
Leading young, inebriated men astray like that is not nice.
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>>8589293
it's boo faggot
im the only one who says this
Im in maryland now
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>>8589289
uwu
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>>8589302
ok good
just wanted to be sure with nim detransing and all
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>>8589305
Good luck with the practice driving.
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>>8589313
i mean idk how she is really but like she responded to a dm so she's not like dead or anything
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>>8589306
>You have some weird ideas about flirting. And you should move on too. Derpanna is on her way to become the preeminent transbian authority in her chosen field. I don't think she's coming back here.
While I believe Elanna will go on to do great things for the transbian community, I don't think she'll ever leave here. I mean, she was here only yesterday, and the day before that too.
In my country, we have a saying: the hungry man eats until he is full, the starving man until he pukes. I'm sure you understand what I mean, but it remains to be seen whether you'll do the right thing.
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>>8589185
Mcfucked.
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>>8588992
ur gonna make me a furry lass
>>8589052
im extremely turned on at this image
>>8589130
know the first part of that
>>8589137
will it be in an arousing way
kinda like where it licks you and then gives you lewds
and makes you really enjoy the last moments of your life
like is it an insect that looks like a human
if so thats kinda hot
>>8589179
Congrats anon!!
I got a maido outfit :3
>>8589226
they leave then come back when they are bored and high
>>8589242
wtf i thought sonic was cool
>>8589287
congratulations anon
>>8589307
http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
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>>8589295
well I felt happy when I first took it but I had a few drinks. Now I don't feel the drive to take a second
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Where are Korra and Mercury?
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my dad told me dying supposedly feels p good
he says that when u do drugs or alcohol, ur brain cells die a lil and thats why is feels good to do that stuff, so when ur brain actually dies it's gonna feel nice
so that's reassuring
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>>8589339
dead hopefully
go join them
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>>8589322
Anon pls stop ERPing.
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>>8589339
dead of heroin
actually I think I saw mercury in simi valley like a week ago
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>>8589339
haven't seen mercury in a while actually, hope she's ok
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>>8589348
same to the seeing in simi valley, though it wasn't in simi valley it was in Koreatown
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>>8589339
DESTROY niggs.
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>>8589339
Korra could be any anon desu
He's a coward who turns his trip off so no one can filter him
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>>8589358
wtf i'm in love with anon now
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>>8589339
They're both full-time passers, so probably out doing normie stuff like working or kissing boys
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>>8589360
ah dicks that's a good point
I bet she's just anon
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>>8589360
I used to like Korra but then she did that anon thing specifically to annoy people.
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>>8589363
mercury doesn't pass irl
neither does korra prolly
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>>8589363
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>>8589361
you love diaperfag :^)))))))))
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>>8589370
None of them pass.
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>>8589198
Pic looks sexy, not inbetween.
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>>8589370
>mercury doesn't pass irl
Really? How do you know? She's 6" with an awful twinkhon body but I thought her face was okay.
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>>8589374
Oh well.
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>>8589376
hard to tell by pictures
but im 99% sure I saw merc and her saggy badonkers at simis scuffed mall
korra literally looks like an ogre tho so u right
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>>8589382
>She's 6"
cute
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>>8589391
Korra like all hons is oblivious to the fact that she doesn't pass
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>>8589409
Ignorance is bliss.
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>>8589409
She works as a waitress in the south, she passes.
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>>8589409
Makes me glad other people realize this.
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I'm in love with Shadman
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i wonder how angie is doing
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>>8589429
That pic explains so much.
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>>8589409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GjrYKxsUmy
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>>8589429
Is that Gerald from Hey Arnold?
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trip on shakira
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>>8589429
To be fair, that's a pretty ancient photo
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>>8589429
holy crackers i actually saw her
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>>8589422
The whites there are racist, they think all black women look like baboons. Just another monkey serving them tea in their mind.
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>>8589408
tall girls can look ok irl
except
>black
>transgender so tall male body
>a nigger
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>>8589445
>trying to pass with a MALE, BLACK body frame
>trying to not look like she wants to scarf down a truck full of bananas
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>>8589409
Pass or not its her disgusting personality that makes her ugly as all fuck.
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>>8589445
Marry me anon
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Is t like racist tme on mtfg?
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>>8589426
pedo
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>>8589457
>spic can't even spell
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>>8589445
tall MTFs can be okay, but the main problem is that they pretty much never have cute feet, whereas smaller MTFs occasionally do
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>>8589454
hi isla
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>>8589458
nani
>>8589466
hi carol
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>>8589470
how are you?
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>>8589465
Being taller would make larger feet proportional though.
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>>8589472
T R A D E
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>>8589448
when will the apes learn.......
>>8589454
its me diaperfag again
>>8589465
yeah except a tall persons feet will be bigger so more stink!
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>>8589472
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ok screw trying to pass t b h
boymode on hrt for life
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I'm in love with 神奈弥莎
>>8589472
hi press coverage
>>8589473
I'm doing good, how about you?
(really high thats why im not like yesterday)
>>8589481
damn wtf
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>>8589475
it doesn't really have too much to do with size, it's just a correlation that i noticed over years of study
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>>8589478
>>8589482
>>8589484
!!!
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>>8589481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GjrYKxsUmy
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>>8589482
i am turned on beyond basic mortal understanding
>>8589486
we spotted u
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How do white girls compete with this?
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>>8589484
I'm glad that you're doing good
I was feeling okay earlier but
Someone pointed out that I'm a really terrible person so now I'm feeling
Pretty bad
Idk
What'd you take?
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>>8589496
very easily
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You will NEVER be a girl, anon.
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>>8588981
When would a girl, trans or gg, ever be into a 156cm manlet?
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I'll never be a girl
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>>8589506
are you willing to take hormones and live as me and my daddys infantile mentally handicapped adult baby child? i'd be into you then.
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>>8589506
when "he" transitions
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>>8589506
You have all kinds of girls anon.
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>>8589506
If they have a fetish for domming Asian guys.
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https://clyp.it/ww2g0ter
>>8589496
PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8589506
if they dont look like a man
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>>8589510
I' ll never be a girl either
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>>8589518
Yeah but at least I'm alpha af
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>>8589517
Why are you crying also do you like spain
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Am I a bad person?
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>>8589524
you ask this everyday so yah
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>>8589521
i like spain do you like spain
(i like spain because they used to own swampies and made them their bitches)
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>>8589524
Idk do you try your best and not judge people and try to see all sides of things?
If you do then you're good
If you don't do that and hate or get upset and treat people badly then you're bad
>>
>>
>>8589531
españa
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>>8589531
Bullyanon is at it again
yes i like spen
>>8589534
After listening to it again I don't think you were crying
spen is gud
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Tfw u can't get out of bed because it's pointless
>>
>>8589534
am i a good person?
>>
>>8589542
for you yes
>>
Anyone caught listening to weeb music should be gassed.
>>
>>8589520
I could pin you down and make you submit alpha. No matter how skinny i am.
Because I'm more aloha than u
>>
>wearing long black skinny jeans and a long sleeve grey shirt
>some guy hassles me about wearing hot clothes in this heat (it's like 96 f atm)
>tell him it's "because i can't wear short sleeves with these" and show him my arm covered in cuts
>he goes "o-oh... i hope that gets better whatever it is"
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>>8589531
>swampies
Dutch?
>>
does it count as a hon if they're old?
i saw an older looking obvious transgirl at the store, she was really frail looking too
>>
>>8589550
literally vomited thinking about your deniro ass with tits molesting someone
>>
>>8589546
Thanks :)
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>>8589541
i'm not bullyanon, i'm a cute frog
>>
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>>8589560
Frogs are not cute.
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>>8589558
I don't understand this insult. Sorry
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what exactly is repgen and why do they hate /mtfg/
>>8589560
oki
>>8589563
you should unlearn anime behavior young lady!
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>>8589565
take it back or i'll make colombia look like a joke
>>
>>8589557
Was it me?
>>
>>8589569
School shootings are not funny dumb frog poster.
>>
>>8589566
YOU
LOOK
LIKE
ROBERT
DE
NI
RO
>>
>>8589560
Hugg froge
>>
sleeping w makeup on come for me
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>>8589567
no its not cute so i have to do it to attract the right crowd
im aiming for a certain type of partner in life and I can't help it!!!
>>8589589
what
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have you been scrombled, mtfg?
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>>8589581
take it back or i'll make the Coffeyville Bank Robbery look like a joke
>>8589587
hugg nambypants
>>
>>8589520
stop dressing like me.
where's your dignity
>>
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>>8589565
I like frogs
>>
>>8589585
I thought you thought i was mexican.
>>
>off HRT
>within a week im watching weird porn
testosterone is a hell of a drug
>>
>>8589601
I'm going to dress up like u today
>>
valqashnikov (ID: !!mJez29NgQmv)
2017-07-16 08:22:58
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somebody pls buy this for me on amazon.
it's $99
>>
>>8589610
*Buys you a screenshot*
>>
>>8589610
But you make like 5 times as much as I do
Why don't you buy that for ME on amazon?
>>
>>8589607
>Watching porn
>>
>>8589616
5x0=0
>>
>>8589621
i browse porn like doujins
but i haven't masturbated since last year pretty much lol
>>
>>8589616
He likes to pretend he's a girl.
>>
>>8589616
because 2 reasons
>I want it / can use professionally
>I have a snapon modis scantool and i cant justify spending money on this
also, i want to leave it plugged into my jeep and use it for mobile freelance stuff
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>>8589621
>2017
>vargposting
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>>8589626
>Japanese shit
THAT'S EVEN WORSE
>>
>>8589627
youre wrong boy-o
everyone around me pretends im a girl.
im just Valq, Hagrid
>>
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>Walgreens called and said they're delayed because there's a problem with my insurance
>plan doesn't expire until August 1 so there shouldn't be any issues
P-pls don't do this to me Walgreens ;~;
I need to sign up for my new insurance soon but I was used to just sending BCBS whatever the cost for student insurance was, now I have to figure out CoveredCalifornia and I have no idea what I'm doing
>>
>>8589632
I love Varg >_<
>>
valqashnikov (ID: !!mJez29NgQmv)
2017-07-16 08:29:46
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>>8589638
whatcha buyin, stranger
>>
coffee is based
>>
>>8589638
hugg
>>
>>
>>8589645
my favourite part of the day is when coffee leaves and we all start making fun of her in /mtfg/
>>
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>>8589619
I giftwrapped it 4 u
>>
>>8589652
Oh come on do I really miss the best part of /mtfg/? :(
>>
>>8589650
should only be like $70 for 240ct 2mg tabs of E
idk about your aa tho
>>
>>8589572
no they were old like late 30s
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>>8589660
I got to buy e today
>>
Valqashnikov (ID: !!ibeLRbNKw2p)
2017-07-16 08:36:31
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>>8589655
>
>>8589664
"Old"
I'm 37
>>
>>8589664
That's meeeeeeeee! :)
>>
>>8589610
how much do you make
>>
>>
>>8589660
aa is 100mg Spiro
>>
>>8589672
>Im 37
Omg stop pretending to be me.
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>>8589664
Old?
>>
>>8589659
the best part of /mtfg/ is elanna bullying, then grace bullying, then pretending to be faye, then making crass sexual comments about beepbeep
shit talking coffee is like 16th on the list
>>
>>8589685
My favorite thing about mtfg is seeing bullies like Emma get bullied.
>>
>>
>>8589677
I'm every hon bby, and every hon is me.
>>
>>8589689
im not buying you it then
>>
>>8589510
I'll never be a plant
>>
>>
>>8589692
what if i gave you a flirty phonecall and told you how perfect and beautiful you are
>>
lauren is such a good girl that you could say she is the best girl
>>
>>8589696
Eat clorophyl and become a sunitarian.
Wear moss on your hair and paste bugs on your arms and legs
>>
>>8589697
wat, no
its where waifu buys their clothes
>>
Am I trutrans if I'm walking about the house in black thigh highs, boyshorts and a t-shirt
>>
>>8589705
yes
>>
>>8589688
i don't like emma drama, it seems too confined to discord and it's always a bit vague whenever it's dragged out into /mtfg/
also, i think i'm legally obligated to say "trip on charlotte"
>>
>>8589702
Lauren is a fat retarded cunt
>>
>>8589705
>thigh-highs with boyshorts
no, thats just cringey af
>>
>>8589698
no i don't want that
>>
>>8589705
that's cringey as hell honestly, you're trying too hard to be cute
tf is "trutrans" anyway?
>>
I'm gonna take another titty skittle tonight too wew I guess this is happening
>>
>>8589714
wat could I exchange
>>
>>8589717
i believe in you coworker chan
>>
>last 2 weeks been super busy working
>feel super happy
>have the next 2 weeks to myself
>suddenly depression
Aaaaaah make it stop.
>>
>>8589713
Come on crimson, you're scaring all the women
>>
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>>8589717
yes, yeeees :3
>>
>>8589724
theres no women here.
idfk what youre on about
>>
>>8589730
Exactly they all flee at the sight of you it's just autistic teenage boys left
>>
>>8589730
come on skype
>>
>>8589719
make another picture like the one you took recently where you were drunk
>>
>>8589703
>Eat clorophyl
Canniballsm?
>become a sunitarian
I'm pretty sure there was a woman who tried to survive only with sunlight and water and didn't last long.
>>
>>8589730
this hit me hard actually
good job valq
>>
>>8589740
I am literally the only described teenage boy autist here
and im not even on the spectrum
>>
tfw no tranny gf
>>
>>8589751
what do i get out of it.
>>
>>8589510
incredibly familiar feel
>>
>>8589760
You cute and/or rich?
>>
>tfw for 3 years you believed the mercury passes meme
>its a giant ugly nigger
Not even twinkhon, not even a hon, just a straight up basketball american
>>
>>8589796
pics?
>>
>>8589391
She has saggy tits? She always says shes flatchested. What. A. Kek.
>>
>>
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>>8589391
an she actually "literally" lives in the swamplands
>>
>>8589721
Not me senpai
Co-worker Chan machine broke
>>
>>8589428
Angie is posting old trips photos as anonymous right now, lol
>>
>>8589436
Why do you post without your trip korra?
>>
>>8589825
angie a cute
>>
>>8589428
she's being being saved
>>
I have jury duty tomorrow. I'll probably end up on a murder trial. I hope so. I wanna get paid.
>>
>>8589830
>angie
>cute
Thank god ive read the archives to see what a giant piece of garbage angela 'warren' culp is.
>>
>>8589835
hugg
>>
>>8589846
so am i tho
>>
>>8589846
Angie is cute and doesn't have a mean bone in her body though. She's just crazy and needs to put down the scalpel.
>>
How do I stop feeling so inferior to cis women?
Is it normal to feel that way?
>>
>>8589866
When they are all dead.
>>
>>8589865
>no mean bone
Is there an old fag here can who can discuss first hand what a creep Angie is?
>stalks people
>gets people arrested
>doxes tons of trips over and over
>general gross autist
Just like Korra, there is a reason angie has been posting anon for two years, and its because angie was widely filteres and hated
>>8589859
You're pretty cool actually
>>
the world is so terrible
>>
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>>8589704
How's my dressing like valq doing?
Should I take my bm for hormone buy or just like my regular momvan?
>>
>>8589825
Angie is the best
>>
>>8589869
Lots of trips have met Angie though, and they've always spoken well of her.
Let's not get too bogged down in unproven rumours.
>>
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>>8589869
she's posted my phone # several times, and claimed to have called my workplace to tell them that i'm trans.
idk she's done so much shit that its hard to remember it all.
>>
>>8589873
Cut the collar out and make it a v-neck
>>
Valqashnikov (ID: !!ibeLRbNKw2p)
2017-07-16 09:49:25
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>>8589873
>>
When she kisses you and lightly grabs your breast causing you to melt into it and don't feel male anymore until you wake up from it
>>
>>8589962
repost this to agp gen
>>
Elannas a bully let it be known
>>
I had a dream that I was having sex with Bryan Cranston from season 1 of Malcolm in the Middle but he was super buff and had no chesthair
I am a transbian wtf
>>
>>8589976
it's not agp, playing with boobs floods your head with chemicals, and it's not something you can understand without being on estrogen
>>
>>8589981
where did elanna touch you
>>
>>8589934
Yay!
>>
>>8589989
what if a boy touched your boobs?
>>
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>>8590007
>>
really scared for tommrow, first day of my new job gona have to boymode and do stuff i dont know anything about and im probably gona get fired again for being mentally ill like last time so horribly scared should i get drunk before i go
>>
>>8590007
Right in the self esteem
I don't stutter ;-;
>>
>>8590027
Same feel still week 3
Just roll it until the end
>>
>>8589989
Playing with bobs gives me ouch. Maybe i dunno how to do it right. I hope someone can teach me some day
>>
>>8590031
it's been known for years that elanna is a bully
she teases faye (sexually)
>>
>>8590033
Don't squeeze. Light touches. Don't do anything to boobs you wouldn't do to an ornery cat.
>>
>when you play a game on ironman mode and the save file gets corrupted, making you lose 5 hours of progress
Hehe
>>
I wouldn't lick a cat
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>>8589982
in the last episodes of breaking bad he looked like a total daddy
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who else /14 inch height difference master race/
>>
>>8590072
tfw no gf master race
>>
>>8590072
>tfw short male
kill me
>>
>>8590032
ill try.
What are you doing?
>>
>>8590114
Pricing everything for a large chain
>>
>>8590111
There is nothing wrong with being short. Most girls think short guys are cute anyway. 5'6" is the real manlet cut-off point.
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>>8590127
>tfw 5'1 cis male
do i just transition
>>
>>8590072
>tfw taller than him
;~;
>>
>>8590139
>5'1"
I think you should move to early 20th century Guatemala or something
>>
>>8590127
I'm 5'6ish
>>
>>8590139
You should I mean why be a bad male when you could be a hot femboy
>>
ladies and gent-
hello people
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>>8590072
While you have no idea how much I'd like to date an 8 foot tall woman, it's fairly unlikely
>>
>>8590159
I'm a lady-gentleman.
>>
>>8590201
lady(gentleman)
>>
>My fear of other trannies has gotten worse since /mtfg/
>>
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Please try and find a reason to be happy today
>>
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Hey everyone Red is here to be a TERF again.
>>
>>8590216
already found one
you :3
>>
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>>8590222
>>
>>8590220
>even The Doctor is a tranny now.
I don't watch Supernatural
>>
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>>8590217
Red lemme taste
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>>8590256
>>
>>8589099
Bad advice? Like what? I've been watching a lot of voice training videos lately...
>>
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>>8590107
or bf lol rt
>>8590217
literally me
>>8590210
same
>>8590216
no
>>8590256
you look like a stoner in that image why
>>
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My gf is a rebounding WoW addict.
>>
>>8590230
That's gay yo
>>
>>8589795
yes
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>>8590270
>bf
yes, I uum, definitely want one of those too, cause I'm a straight fag.
>>
>>8590267
Some of those video makers seem to think using falsetto to speak is a good idea. That's how you end up with "gay voice". Falsetto singing is useful to train muscles, but it's not how you should speak.
Also, a reasonably high pitch is nice, but some seem to think you need to reach a ludicrously high range. Trying to sound like a ten years old isn't cute and won't help you pass, it's just ridiculous. Good for singing soprano parts if that's your thing, not for speaking.
>>
>>8590293
his movie smocaine 3 just got released uwu
>>
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>hey why you blowing up my phone
>how are you
And then this
Seriously she called me
>>
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SLAY
>>
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>>8590325
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Lassies
Search for "thin" on Tumblr
Many keks I had my friends holy shit
>>
>>8590313
you got btfo lol
>>
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>>8590296
hmhm
im bi
>>8590293
i love sam hyde
>>8590299
do they didn't look fem
>>8590325
literal cancer
>>
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>>8590338
i dont have a tumblr lol
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lmao
>>
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>>8590350
you would get so many tumbls or whatever if you posted selfies on there
>>
>>8590354
eh
and id have to post nudes
>>
Ally Ali Allie Alison (ID: !3lUHicBf4I)
2017-07-16 11:06:03
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>>8590338
>>8590325
>tumblr and polygon in one post
never has the world seen such degeneracy before.
>>
>>8590339
You should have seen my inbox when I stopped talking to her, like a message a week of at least three pages.
i just like how "I'm good I'm working and I'm buying a house" = YOURE HITTING ON ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>
>>8590365
it seemed like there was more said that you left out but if she really responded like that to you talking about working and stuff she is crazy
>>
>>8590366
Seriously, dignity is worth more than a few bucks...
>>
>>8590365
Bitches be cray cray
>>
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>>8590313
>Sass, why do you even talk to your ex?
>She's called a fucking queer, a faggot and tells you lied to her and ruined her life and dreams
Pic related
Me in green
The trans life
>>
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>>8590378
no not really, it's just something you make up to feel better about yourself and look down on others, it means nothing
>>
>masturbating
>came
>pass out like immediately after
>finally wake up 6 hours later
what the fuck
>>
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>>8590372
I dunno I cut off the top, did I fuck up
>>
>>8590397
sounds like you discovered time travel
>>
>>8590392
It's motherfucking Tumblr. Seriously. Why not start a livejournal while you're at it?
>>
>>8590404
no, you didn't, that girl is crazy lol
>>
>>8590407
sooo all I have to do is cum so hard my body stops responding to my brain. Sounds pretty easy.
>>
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Someone please feed me unbuttered salty popcorn and diet Coke , I'll be your best friend/be one of my orbiters
>>
>ywn regenerate into a cis woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_bSdWEYK8
>>
>>8590388
Yours seems more nice
To be fair she was a long distance relationship and I didn't contact her for a week because I was in the hospital locked in the 6th floor for a suicide attempt and she went crazy so I cut it off because I needed to recover
>>
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>>8590413
Can I get some drugs in exchange?
>>
>>8590413
>unbuttered
y tho
>>
>>
>>8590413
Let's get this straight
I'm not your fucking orbiter, but you can have whatever you want because you my hommie
>>
>>8590372
>Faye
>Leaving details out
Nooooooo you dont say
>>
>>8590439
You do know vegan diets fuck up your bowel and cause bloating. Not good for your figure.
>>
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>>8590447
Wrong.
>>
>>8590439
Ah, I'm borderline anorexic weight, i need thiccening.
>>
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I still like (almost) everyone here
Would eat pancakes with Faye
>>
>masturbate
>climax and feel ok and laugh at myself for being such a silly failure of a trannperson
>get really sad again when the good post-orgasm feels end
uwu
>>
>>8590458
>almost
who do you hate
who disgusts you
>>
>>8590460
that's how I felt when me and emma jerked off together
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>>8590447
I had my first taste of meat in years a few days ago. Bf bought Wagyu beef at this Japanese restaurant. It was so raw and tasty. I'm dirty
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i have literally every single symptom of menopause minus irregular periods and vaginal dryness
>>8590463
i laughed
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>>8590458
I would drink decaf coffee with coffee.
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>>8590465
meat is too delicious to not eat
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>>8590470
it's not a joke, she would sweet talk me to fap and then it would feel good and i would regret it
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>>8590470
is your vagina still well lubricated and your periods are still coming regularly?
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>>8590424
>Being trans
>Having a normal healthy relationship
I dunno Faye. I just don't know
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>>8590474
This stuff was too expensive and scrumptious not to eat. It was perfect
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>>8590465
Honestly, animal fats and proteins are needed for a healthy diet. Not at every meal, but never isn't a good idea. Dairy is good for that if you're not lactose intolerant.
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>>8590444
>cotation needed
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>>8590483
well I mean, not eating meat when theres plenty of animals being slaughtered anyway is wasting it
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>>8590479
I hate it when the lab technicians ask me when I had my last period for blood checks. I know it's on their checklist when there's an E test but still... My medical ID is still under my birth name and sex.
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>>8590461
ssshh
>>8590471
>deca-
stopped reading right there, RIGHT FUCKING THERE
lets eat carrot cake instead
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>>8590505
Civet coffee, maybe?
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>>8590524
whut
i dont care what people say
i just go from my experiences lul
if there is solid evidence of rape, then ill believe it.
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>>8590489
Its sad to see that your ex was supportive of you in every way but in the end you just ended up pushing her away because of your inability to accept who you are.
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>>8590540
wasn't directed at you
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>>8590536
I can't eat most fish and all seafood. Not an allergy, but I don't digest it properly and it makes me pretty sick. So unless it's fish that's actually not bland and rubbery, like cod or salmon, I just avoid eating any.
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>>8590505
>ssshh
don't dodge my questions
just tell me, ok
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>>8590549
but you quoted me
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>>8590511
well have you been recently pregnant?
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>>8590559
was using the two posts as reasoning for my post
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>>8590542
Same, it's pretty great, with lemon icing.
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>>8590566
alright i'll spoonfeed you, i used the two posts as a way to mock those that defend emma and say she is 100% good
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>>8590547
I'd like to note that someone supportive of you; does not make them a good partner, or you obligated to stay with them.
That's "nice guy" 101 logic
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>>8590470
did you recently go off progesterone or lower your E dose?
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>>8590583
are you a diap wearing little now?
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>>8590536
Haha vegans are gross and also not women.
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>>8590576
Pretty much this. I can't imagine living with someone boring even if she was supportive. Just couldn't fall in love with them.
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>>8590586
>why do you want to know? are you afraid I don't like you?
no, your opinions mean about as much to me as the price of grain in thimphu
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>>8590606
>price of grain in thimphu
I guess it matters a lot then!
jk
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So I haven't been on estrogen for a few weeks is this like normal levels for not being on E
ESTRADIOL 64 pg/mL
my test not on anything is at
TESTOSTERONE, TOTAL 13 ng/dL
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>>8590612
you must have grown ovaries
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>>8590612
C I S
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>>8590612
E is on the low side, but not that bad. T is good so your testicles probably haven't recovered yet.
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>>8590553
I.loke octopus and frog as well. Igusna tastes like a cross between chicken and fish
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>>8590610
I'm sorry I was just joking. Pls forgive me.
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How are you holding up, /mtfg/
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>>8590629
Frogs I can eat without issues. Never tried reptiles except turtle soup.
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>>8590636
>my T has always been that low
intersex
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>>8590630
No prob. I have a penis, no one treats me like a woman and I don't look like one either.
What can I do?
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>>8590636
And you had a male puberty? Surprising. That's pretty much the bottom of the female normal range.
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>>8590576
>Applying "nice guy" logic to your cis girlfriend who you were already with
You didnt deserve her anyway. I'm glad she smartened up and left you.
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>>8590656
Well, you're probably intersex, then. Might warrant a proper diagnosis because you almost don't need HRT as it is. A low estradiol dose and progesterone should do.
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my older brother says that my wanting to be a villager technically makes me a nationalist. :/
i read bakunin, so i know i'm not a marxist
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>>8590631
I try to be there for everyone and treat everyone nice, but I attract fucking weirdos that go off on me.
Like yesterday my friend who isn't talking to me now said she was going to bust into her exes places and I said no that's stalking and way over the line.
A few days ago someone flipped out and said they couldn't trust me and crazy posting a huge thing right after I got off work.
And then my ex just now responding with a how are you with a page of "your creepy and hititng on me" when I'm a hot millionaire who just wanted to check in with her, and she's a poor retail worker who lives with her mom and got fat (and isn't a cute boy)
Like I laughably can not understand how being generally nice and trying to help people routinely goes this bad
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>>8590594
ohhhhh ok
that's pretty shit
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>>8590669
so you are a socialist who is a nationalist?
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>>8590688
do you need a legal diagnosis to get covered and not have one, or do they just not cover it anymore?
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>>8590696
i have a diagnoses its just that they require a checkup with blood every 3 months and it takes ages for their systems to process
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>>8590688
well, i don't like the idea of people dying.
idk where i went wrong, i decided to listen to libsocs, then i read bakunin while i'm @ it, & think he's got style, then finally, i take everything i learned to its logical conclusion, that we need to split into different factions & start some villages, b/c trying to unite "the workers of the world" is a hopeless endeavor.
now all of a sudden i'm being told i'm a nazi?
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>>8590746
You can't make a revolution without breaking a few rotten eggs.
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>computer's been updating for 40 minutes
>not even 25% complete
>update apparently breaks grub so I can't even switch over to my Linux distro instead of Windows
I will fight whoever wrote this spaghetti code OS to the death
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>>8590670
Jesus, being nice is exhausting, but the alternative is just not an option.
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>>8590758
See I just use Linux, no Windows.
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>>8590611
i mean you're kind of cool sometimes, i guess
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>>8590746
communism is inherently borderless
which is why Trumps border wall is 'racist' according to lefties
wanting a state means you are a nationalist
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I'm all depressed and shit about irl stuff
>come here to take my mind off things
Everyone's lives are lit with drama.
Mines just boring and stressful.
>now even more depressed
I swear, meeting up with juniper on her way through town was like my highlight for the past 3 months.
I felt like a real person for an hour. It was strange.
I want to so badly go off the deep end, start smoking pot, not pay any bills, let shit get repo'D and go live in a forest like a fucking nymph after using a surgical kit to give myself an orchie.
All theset normal ppl living their normal dull lives drives me fucking nuts and I feel like I'm just stuck to forever force my body into modern slavery and be miserable.
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Who is the Gordon Ramsay of /mtfg/?
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>>8590764
Something broke the graphics setting on ubuntu when I updated to 16.04 recently, and it won't let me do dual monitors (both screens go black when the external is plugged in) and haven't been able to fix it
I like Linux and i3 a lot more than Windows
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>>8590764
Hi my name is Alan and im going to start taking hormones soon. Was going to call myself Alison since my friends call me Ally anyway, I hope you don't mind since I don't intend on tripfagging ever. Anyway Alison is the name of my favourite song so it all makes sense now. Too bad Alison won't lead to Ally's son because I won't be able to give birth to my own fucking children oh well.
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>>8590766
N'aww, thank you
You too anon
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>>8590767
no, see, i just want a village.
besides, as an anarchist, i eventually had to face the reality that EVERY society is a de-facto state, so you're basically splitting hairs
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>>8590768
Don't do that. Forests suck.
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>>8590780
I'm like really chill with eating mushrooms, bugs, and squirrels tho.
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>>8590768
>a fucking nymph
you have my attention
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>>8590784
Honestly, I'd rather never step foot again in a forest. Work disgusted me of those.
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>>8590746
no its a joke alines
im joking ;w;
its isla
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>>8590776
Yeah, Ally was what my Nan called me as a kid.
And kek, why would I mind if someone has the same name as me?
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>>8590795
hi isla.
long time, no see.
how are you?
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>>8590796
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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>>8590790
My Halloween costume last year had me in a fugue state at an outdoor haunted house last. I was flitting around the trees and greeling/giggling at all the spookers like they were woodland creatures.
Like young teen malfeasant.
Nymph af
>>8590792
I'd rather live in the desert back home, desu, I'm much more knowledgeable about food n stuff there.
Either way, I don't want to be a human person enymore
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>>8590810
*greeting spoopers
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Valqashnikov (ID: !!ibeLRbNKw2p)
2017-07-17 12:36:45
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>>8590810
Teen Maleficent
Fucking.
Ugh
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>>8590805
So you're going for something completely different from your birthname?
Personally I'm trying to stick to my initials, AJJM
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>>8590810
I really want to live in a shack in the woods with a gun/bow and a vehicle that can drive over anything
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>>8590826
It doesn't help that the feminine version of my birth name, that was also my parents' backup name for me, I hate, AND knew someone I associate the name with, AND my father had my bastard half-sister with a couple years ago.
But yeah, I can really only consider things where I don't know another person with the name, but I don't want some bullshit snowflakey thing at the same time.
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>>8590841
I'm 90% there already.
Btw, pellet rifle is where it's at.
Cheap ammo from furs.
I just need woods
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idk, my stance is still pretty much "fuck kings, & fuck presidents". so i can't really call myself a nationalist, if i could, then applying 'nationalism' would mean that tons of libsocs who love bakunin & don't care about marx are nationalists too, & i think they'd agree that nazis are wrongfully trying to claim them
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>>8590855
its kinda harder in Australia because land is artificially inflated
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>>8590768
if it makes you feel any better, i also live a very boring, depressing life
the months just kinda blur together for me
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>>8590799
im okay
well thats a lie
im extremely depressed and always lonely
really high too so thats nice
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>>8590842
Ah, fair enough. I'm pretty lucky with one of my middle names, It is currently James, after one of my cousins, but I'm changing it to Jade, another cousin of mine.
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>>8590670
Maybe they just expect you fix up their lives and get angry when they find out it's their responsability.
>>8590768
I'm depressed about irl stuff and shit too, and i can't take my mind off of it. i just want to like retreat from everything and disappear. I can't dal with all yhese expectations while I'm barely surving day to day mentally. I'm not even complaining. I guess life is hard and I'm w ll aware of i. But being in between everything is draining me. I dunno how much I can stand anything and everythung is actually going well in my life.
I fel something is wrong or broken within me and there's no fixing that Valq. At least I don't know where to start.
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>>8590769
Sass.
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>>8590868
so you still conservative?
dw it's still cool
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>>8590887
im TruCentrist™
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>>8590882
Penne with marinara sauce, basil an grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
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>>8590917
get the fuck out of my kitchen
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>>8590896
based...
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>>8590924
HOLY SHIT IM DYING
OF LAUGHTER
HHOLY SHIT
FUCK IM LITERALYL GOING TO HOKE
FUCK YOU ANON
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>>8590896
o, sweet.
i don't really see why my brother thinks that splitting apart into factions & peacefully fucking off makes me a conservative, i mean i still hate old-fashioned family values.
i guess it's b/c i'm trying to hate family values in a way that he incidentally finds amicable?
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w-who wants to be friends?
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>>8590922
Oh gordon, suck my wilted cock
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>>8590951
no seriously, how did you get in here? I KNOW I lock my doors and windows.
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>>8590939
I love the nuclear family and old fashion families i guess
thats what makes people think im conservative
but yeah that could be the reason
>>8590945
sure hi
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>>8590961
Hi, thanks for being my friend. :)
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>>8590961
>I love the nuclear family and old fashion families i guess
a true nuclear family is brought together by force and manipulation, and ripped apart by force and manipulation. If you've never experienced it, I wouldn't romanticize it too much.
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>>8590961
i think it's great how we're still cool being friends w/ each other.
i guess i'd be like being a wife & a mommy.
even though i can never be a real mommy ;~;
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>tfw u have a new vayjayjay
c:
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>>8590979
iwnktf
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Ally Ali Allie Alison (ID: !3lUHicBf4I)
2017-07-17 01:20:02
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>>8590977
>i can never be a real mommy
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>>8590958
I go wherever I wan to, locks and doors have no meaning to me.
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>>8590987
love isn't real, and marriage is just a piece of paper.
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>>8590986
that sucks, its a great feel
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Seriousposting gets 0 replies
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>>8590987
>i wanna be a mommy
same tbqh
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>>8590999
Marriage is a meme, why cant people just be in relationships without performing a religious ritual and entering a legal trap.
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>>8590987
btw, my mom gave me this photo that was taken of me when i was 18
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Does anyone else here drink heavily because of depression?
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>>8591015
because they romanticize it to the point where they believe it means that this one person will never betray them ever again.
Then they get old and fat, and suddenly that one person that they vowed their loyalty to is gone.
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>>8591026
I wish for nothing more than to some day pledge my unwavering loyalty to someone, and to have them do the same.
For so many people, why is that too much to ask?
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>>8591026
All that shit can happen to anyone, marriage or not. It's the cult like ritual it's self that is just fucking weird.
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>>8591022
Depression and repression
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>>8591016
you still look kinda andro ish
>>8591008
but ur a diaper fag
>>8591012
ok
>>8591022
used to
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You're a fool if you believe your family can protect you from the evils of the world. The fact of the matter is that your family is part of those evils, and a lot of the times, the belief that family can hold everything together just makes the abuse and manipulation and hate all the worse.
>>8591036
people change their minds and lose interest in things they once would have devoted their life to. It's that simple.
>>8591037
The world is hateful, violent and selfish. To deny that is to deny reality.
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>>8591051
Me too desu, thinking about starting hormones
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>>8591059
there is no escaping it, i guess.
do i really look that much like a freak?
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>>8591059
a diaper fag that wants to have kids
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>>8591070
Kimochi warui
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>>8591078
i want to have a mommy and be a mommy
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>>8591062
>The world is hateful, violent and selfish. To deny that is to deny reality.
what does this have to do with what i said fren?
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>>8591062
>You're a fool if you believe your family can protect you from the evils of the world.
wtf i hate my family now
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>>8591082
hmmm
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>>8591078
well, it's been hard for my family to deal w/ that.
almost makes me want to give up on transitioning
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>>8591083
I guess it's that people believe a cult ritual and some force can bind a family with "love".
>>8591085
I mean, if you feel like you can actually trust your family to not turn on you for making a huge life choice, I guess it's fine. But more often than not, they'll just stick their nose in your business and try to "guide" you away from it by lying to your face, hitting you, and abusing the fact that you might be dependent on them.
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>>8591068
>Land?
yeah purchasing land is expensive in Australia
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>>8591102
don't people rent entire houses sometimes because of that?
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>>8591078
& let's face it, androgyny is freakish
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>>8591102
>purchasing.
Welp, first off, idk of any vast forests in the 'mountains of australia'
Alsoalso,
Nymphs dont have earthly possessions
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>>8590027
>im probably gona get fired again for being mentally ill like last time
check if the area you live in allows single-party-consent recording of conversations and just have your phone recording audio the whole day
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>>8591110
depends on which way you're leaning
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>>8591015
Marriage is pretty cool. It's not and end but a beginning. It's a daily comprmise to try to be the best person you can be and accwpt the other person's faults. It's trust, love and understanding.
Marriage is preddy beautiful. Relationships are like being able yo have an exit plan whenever. Marriage forces you to fight and not give up.
Well at least that's what I think.
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>>8591118
This
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>>8591068
I don't want to eat anymore and when I eat I feel like puking
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>>8591115
i guess my big bro's lectures are starting to get to me
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>>8591064
Same
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what do i do about feeling suicidal
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>>8591132
i feel like a freak.
like, it will never be a good idea to tell my family the way men in public & on thinternet have treated me
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>>8591064
Start it before you're old and withered and your skin is shit and look like a man in a dress like sass
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>>8591135
i just deal with the feeling
>>8591138
:(
i dont have any advice or kinds words other than the generic
im sorry
i hope you feel better
etc
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>>8591118
fighting to stay together for the sake of family is how you get negligent parents and damaged kids. If things aren't working out, you should just part ways instead of choosing to keep the screaming matches, streaming tears, and shattered homes.
I'll never forget the splintered wooden frame on the latch to the door of my parents' bedroom.
>>8591128
feminine guys and ultra-masculine girls are pretty much scorned by society. True androgyny is widely accepted.
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>>8591118
I just think you can have all that, without going through a ritual.
Imo if the stability and longevity of a relationship relies on a marriage, it implies that you are not confident in the relationship that much.
But yeah, maybe i'm just jaded asf.
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>>8591144
/b/ tits or gtfo'd me a couple months ago.
i still feel awful about doing as they said.
i really fucked up
>>8591148
what's "true androgyny"?
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>>8591159
soyboys, shotas and short-haired tomboys
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>>8591212
the diaper thread is real but it's also dumb so
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>>8590304
Phew, all my vids were disconsidering falsetto by default, so I guess I'm good.
>tfw 9 months into voice training and I got pitch and resonance perfectly but when I start talking, the -inflections-(?) n stuff (may break the resonance?) still make the voice sound male. It's pretty frustrating because I've had this issue for 4 months already.
When I *aahhhhhhh* it sounds perfectly. When I start saying stuff, for example *The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog*, the voice kinda has all kinds of masculine fluctuations, I don't even know how to describe it.
I might send a vocaroo too, I'd really love some advice because I feel like I've hit a dead-end.
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