Gay General - Cute Otters Edition

Meme sexuality

cancelling a date because he slept with the ugliest club promoter in the city~

I figured out the model I was thinking of in the last thread - it was Charles Guislain.

Does anyone else have dick on the brain 100% of the time?

>inb4 where do you think we are

I'm just curious to know if you guys feel the same in the libidinal department. Is it just a gay thing? I'm rather embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin, and I'm starting to feel the strain.

>>8542599
I'M the ugliest promoter in Milwaukee.

I used to shill for 3 different bars saying even average joes(ie cave dwellers) like me can have a good time there

>>8542756
Nope. Even with hypno training for quite some time now, I only have it on the brain when I'm fully in the mood which happens like twice a week? But that's changed as I got older, it's pretty normal when you're under 20 to nonstop just think about sex all the fucking time. It's why college is a disaster.

>>8542756

Not really, but if I meet someone I think's fit then it can be that way.

Also otters are the fucking CUTEST!!!

https://youtu.be/bJoCulItdxg

>>8542774
under ~24*

>>8542766
He was physically invisible due to mediocrity but rather most of his ugliness stemmed from his behavior. So work that gig sis

>>8542788
I mean, otters should have a lil meat on their bones. Not beer belly tier, just some relatively nice even distribution so they aren't anorexic sk8er hairy boyz.
But yeah I find them super hot when they're that tier. Even hotter when they really get into working out and are building broad shoulders and nice pecs desu

Hey guys, I made a mistake and just need to tell someone and maybe get some advice.

Recently a friend set me up with a guy, who as it turns out didn't want a relationship, and he told me this. A day later, a guy who knows the first guy added me and we started talking.

Long story short, I let the 2nd guy down gently after a couple of days before anything got started cause I'm going to uni in 2 months and I don't know how to deal with long distance relationships. I let him down in favour of possibly just being fuckbuddies with the 1st guy for two months, who seemed to agree, but he doesn't seem to give a shit now, barely responds to my messages despite being enthusiastic a week ago. I realise now I just want someone to talk to, and it was nice when I talked to the 2nd guy.

I'm contemplating telling 2nd guy I made a mistake and wanna start again but I feel bad because I don't want it to seem like I'm "settling" for him, and it's not fair to play with his feelings.

Dunno if that made sense to anyone reading, but if you did read, thanks. What would you guys do?

>>8542788
I'm into actual bodybuilders, personally.

Or at least some variation on a theme of beefy/sticky/T H I C C.

Quads are hot.

>>8542800
>I feel bad because I don't want it to seem like I'm "settling" for him
That's exactly what's happening though lmao
So either suck it up and talk to him (and either he allows you to settle for him and doesn't care, or he rejects you) or move on there are plenty of people in uni.

>>8542795
>sk8er hairy boyz.

God damn, why'd I have to live past high school?

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>>8542812
Same. The before the better, as long as they don't get chubby/fat.

I like short guys to. Muscle manlets are the best.

>>8542822
Sk8er boiz were the worst though in my area they always had really frizzy hair but zero body hair whatsoever and their dicks were always bright red.
The emos filled me nicely.

>>8542821
With all terms, there's a lot of flex. So yeah with some shoulders they'd still be otters. There's no weight/bf/tone limit lmao

>>8542837
>There's no weight/bf/tone limit lmao
No hard* [...] limit. There's still vague ones, once someone starts looking fat, they move into chub/cub/bear territory (depending on other factors).
Otter was always the 'medium'. Created to be in between bear and twink.

>>8542821
This is my favourite guy on Insta.

www instagram.com/m.y.hulk_/?hl=en

>implying you wouldn't

>>8542837
>Sk8er boiz were the worst though in my area they always had really frizzy hair but zero body hair whatsoever and their dicks were always bright red.

Ok, I actually liked all of that up until the last bit.

All their dicks were bright red? How? From friction? Was all the blood just gathered down there?

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>>8542852
Oh, honey.

>>8542859
mediocre circumcision and constant death grips, latter being my assumption

>>8542863
>constant death grips

Well, they probably had mirrors in their homes. I don't blame 'em.

>>8542818

Guess you're right, I'll prob just move on

>>8542863

I think they call that...

...blood creepin'.

>>8542881
im deleting my account carlos

>>8542860
I dated a bodybuilder for a while.
Amazing body, literally made me hard just looking at him.
In bed it was like climbing on a giant rock.
The sex was great.
But he was kind of moody as a person and not really what you would call monogamous.

>>8542836
Yeah, I know what you mean.

It's not necessarily definition, just the overall shape.

>tfw no brazilian big-bootied qt

>>8542889
light skinned brazilians are such massive qts

>>8542896
Skin tone doesn't really bother me.

Unless you're like actually Dulux Timeless.

>>8542919
So it does bother you lmao

>>8542933
I don't like extremely pale guys.

I'm not one of those cunts who say "no chocolate; no rice".

>>8542948
You are though. It's gaygen pham you can be open about your preferences here no one gives a fuck. I was pointing out your redundancy. It's stupid to say "I'm not bothered by thing but thing bothers me".

>>8542948
no, you say "no crackers"
which is fine
i'm white and i don't like white guys either

>>8542964
I was pointing out the total preclusion of races/ ethnicity in dating preferences. I don't think it's quite the same. Not all black people look alike, so I think it's retarded to stipulate 'no blacks' from the outset.

>>8542981
>Not all black people look alike
Black people actually believe this!

>>8542948
>I don't like extremely pale guys.
that's me out of the running then

>>8542994
i'm a white guy and I'm only attracted to latino men.
they're just way better in bed.
their bodies are more virile, they tend to have bigger, uncut dicks and they have a lot of repressed anger toward white men that they enjoy releasing in my ass.
been with white guys a couple of times and they couldn't even compete.

>>8542994

I have preferences, too, but I've never found myself expressly repulsed specifically because of someone's ethnicity, and why would I?

Ultimately, there's not much you can do about it. I was just trying to say that you should have an open mind.

>>8543005
>they have a lot of repressed anger toward white men that they enjoy releasing in my ass.

Lmao

>>8542981
It's quite the same, you're choosing to not like an entire group of people who in your eyes all look the same. The only difference is they're upfront about their prejudices and you're trying to hide it.

Just be open sis, we all have preferences. What are you scared that you might actually have something in common with "those cunts"? lmao

>>8543033
Perhaps I just associate paleness with a lack of ruggedness/ virility.

IDK.

>tfw no Midwest revivalist emo otter/cub bf who aged handsomely into his mid twenties after being a emoxcore skaterfag in the early 2000s

>>8543023
Umm, yes?
I mean that is a pretty apt description.
I can't argue with that.

>tfw 24 and on the paunchy side

Why are gays so cruel?
I need to get back on the wagon.
I'm a total fitness illiterate so I might just do couch to 5k and see what happens.

>>8543054
You can associate it with whatever you feel like, preferences are fine it's just odd to be viewing people who have some as cunts but then completely gloss over your own.

>>8543070
Try Target.

>>8543099
>Try Target.

Are you following me, you creep?

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>>8543180

Do you know where I could read some gay divorce stories (real or fiction) ?

>>8543186
i need a name. like, right now.

Is being just friends with another gay guy pretty much impossible when they get a boyfriend?

>>8543220
That man would never want your filthy ass anyway. Slut.

>>8543226
i can still stare, can't i? ;-;

>>8543230
But you knowing his name is irrelevant because you would never get to be with him. Stank ass.

>>8543237
i haet u

>>8543238
Kek.

Tom already cheated once, anyway.

>>8543220
dunno anon
if I could guess, some guy on youtube

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My best friend comes home tomorrow after spending 6 months overseas
I literally have butterflies in my stomach rn

>be repressed tranny
>be gay to cope
>feel horrible on t
>can't repress any longer
>doctor: if your scared of social transition you can have raloxi, it won't grow boobs but will feminize he rest of you, just make you look younger and girlies
>mfw find a way to relive the mental and not look like a freak

I win :^)

>>8543244
Just being honest mate.

>tfw getting skinnyfat but don't feel like making the effort to fix that

>>8543340
I like skinnyfat :3

>>8543326
I promise you'll be freakish.

Just do drag instead

>>8543326
>still takes drugs like a tranny
>"I win"
Whatever makes you sleep at night.

>>8543238
used to have the biggest crush on him before that old queen got his hooks in him

>>8543340
>tfw am skinnyfat but depression stops me from making an effort to fix that

>>8543363
Femboy mode is godtier

Without boobs there's no way to look like a freak not while presenting male.
This solution soothed my brain to degree of euphoria, I don't need to do anything else now

>>8543371
>augmentation to avoid gay death and negative aging from testosterone

>>8543380
post tum :3

>>8543380
Weird, depression kicked me into exercise instead. It's easy enough to just eat a bit less, run 5 miles every other day, and a few other core workouts.

>>8543412
>depression made me move around more and take control of my diet

Yeah, ok.

>>8543399
I did once when I used my trip but meh

>>8543412
funny it makes me hate and be disappointed in myself

>>8543421
Yeah, because I felt like shit about myself and was going literally insane sitting around. Doing mindless rote activity that improves yourself while listening to some music or a podcast is just as easy.

Has anyone here ever had to take time off work for depression? Thinking of finally caving and going to my GP for happy pills, nearly broke down in work today when I got a random normiebook notification from some guy I used to like in secondary school and it reminded me of how far my life has gone downhill since august

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>>8543398
>fucking up your body to look like pic related in 10+ years
>still thinks all twinks look good when they get old

>>8543442
>how far my life has gone downhill since august
???

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>>8543467
>tfw I'd fuck that

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>>8543467

>>8543442
I think you should do it.
I keep thinking about quitting work more and more lately. But I need funds to help better my life more. Its a fucky situation that makes me feel so uncomfortable.

>>8543442
I feel you, anon. I walked outta my job last week cause I couldn't take it anymore. Just don't relapse on drugs and get the cops called on you by your family like I did. Get the happy pills, do what you need to recover, but do not give up on moving forward. Don't do it.

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>>8543536
not wiz, but i won't deny that assessment

>>8543436
Hi Wiz

>>8543458

What about a man over 22 trying to be a bear?

Give me alternatives to the word asshole please.
Stinkpussy?
Fembussy?
Poossy?

>>8543583
arsehole
cloaca
butthole
poophole
excretion port
ventilation shaft

>>8543577

>>8543536

Sorry not me fellas try again next time

>>8543577
nope

>>8543594
Malebox?

>>8542888
Mirin. I'd dick the shit out of a body builder.

>>8543005
Kek, all the ones I've known were short dicklets.

They do tend to have great asses though.

>Match messages me on tinder
>Message back
>Asks where I'm from
>Say hometown name
>Him: "Obviously"
>Instantly unmatches from me
What does /gaygen/ make of this?

>ngl kinda glad it happened; he didn't have much personality in his profile and was entry level cute bearmode at best

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>>8542756
Same. But mostly butts.

>>8543689
Either he thought you were lying for some reason, or he really hates whatever to you're from.

Kind of tempted to get tinder and leave cryptic messages like this.

how has having far right opinions affected your dating life ?

>>8543917

>having far right opinions
>literally ever

>>8543917
It's made me an outcast among other gay people.
I don't mind, they're all degenerates anyway.

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>>8543961
>>8543917

i don't think it is his politics that are the problem, desu

>>8543917
I don't even have far right opinions, at most they're just Not Left Enough®, and it's pretty much made finding a date on okcupid impossible.

>>8544033
Maybe don't reveal your racism and insecurities until you get to know someone a little better?

>>8543917
I'm /leftypol/ but I would probably date someone who is casually racist or whatever if they didn't have a totally shitty personality.

>>8544050
You don't have to get to know someone a little better when their profile is quite efficient at displaying how garbage they are. Of course, they're blunt about the entire thing instead of passive aggressive as you are, which is something I can appreciate of them.

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don't forget to tell your bf that you love him before you go to bed

>tfw fat and ugly so you can only get dick by catfishing

I want some internet friends to flirt and play games with.

Maybe if I whine about it anonymously it will happen.

I need advice. Before sex my bf is insanely turned on, calling me every compliment, during we're both into it hardcore and loving every second of it. Immediately after he cums he gets emotionally cold and sometimes cruel. It's really stark and I don't understand, but I feel very resented, like he hates me. What's going on?

>>8544414
We aren't sharing the same bed tonight.
:,(

It's nice to take up the whole bed for myself and not sweat to death, but lonely beds are sad. :(

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How does a man look THIS feminine? Are they on the skittles?

>>8544634

Doesn't look that fem imo.

>>8544634

He doesn't look fem... he's just young.

If he were a tranny he'd be hard hon tier

>>8544634
"dressed to repress"
i think the answer is obvious

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>tfw musclecub
>tfw mires, mires everywhere
>tfw loving bf soon to be loving husbear

>>8544552
either he truly hates all along & plays the nice guy to fuck you
either he might suffers from internalized homophobia and resent you from making him a fag etc.
idk frankly: why didn't you asked him since he's your bf, and not just some fuckbuddy
Is he nice otherwise?

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I just want a bf that feels this way about me

>tfw can't tell him I like that he's a manlet because I'm a manlet myself because that would probably be offensive

>>8545256
Are you a girl? No? Then you're out of luck.

>he isn't a twitch streamer making at least 200k in donations
undateable~

>>8545256
Love isn't real stop searching for it. Just have sex with whoever you can whenever you feel "lonely".

>>8545285
Image he posted is infatuation, nothing about love desu.

>>8545285
I don't care about love. I just want someone to lust after me with every cell in their body. I want him to be blinded by his need to have me. I want him to go faint as the blood rushes away from his brain and he tosses me into the bed, the sofa, the hard floorboards.

>>8545285
Nowhere does that suggest love.
Stop giving bad advice.
This is what I do and it has fucked up my life, relationships and sexuality.

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>>8542540
Post perfect husbandos

>>8545360
We're faggots. Our lives were destined to be fucked up from the beginning.

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>>8545367
David Tepper

>>8545369
A lot of faggots are perfectly healthy and happy.

>>8543220
I look like a carbon copy except im middle eastern. Sucks cause no one is into MENA guys.

>>8545367
Babydaddy and Com Truise are my musical husbears

>>8544634
I'm going in for he kill
I'm doing it for the thriiiilll
Oh I'm hopin you'll understand
And now let go of my haaanf
Ooooooih
Ooooh
Ooooh
Ooooh
Oooohooohh
Ooooooooh

>>8542800
>I let the 2nd guy down gently [...] cause I'm going to uni in 2 months and I don't know how to deal with long distance relationships
That sounds like a perfectly good excuse to me. If a guy explained to me that this was the reason why he let me down, I'd understand. He better be honest and motivated in wanting to making it work long-distance though. Which somehow sounds difficult to believe if nothing got started, as you mention.

Otherwise, plenty of people in uni, as the other anon says. Some of which you'll probably get along well with.

That said, if you're in the UK, "long" distance isn't so long, on average.

have we finally resumed normal service?

>>8544634
he's pretty cute imo

>>8545165
awww

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>>8545367
adamposting time

Tonight I had a dream where I fell for a guy and met, then he won the lottery and became a millionaire and didn't care for me as much anymore.

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>>8545440

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>>8545465

>>8545256
That's the harshest feeling, agp as fuck bois.

>Had a dream that I got the nudes of a straight friend I've had a crush on for a very long time
So depressed when I woke up.

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>>8545455
Your life is just like that! But without money and no one has ever cared for you.

>>8545480
Lawrence/Bruce/Matt/James >>> Adam the kuk desu neko chan

>>8545387
Yeah but trains and petrol here are stupid expensive. My last bf who lived a 40 minute drive away really started to get expensive

>>8545906
How do you know about my life? Nick is that you?

>>8544634
>concordia
holy fuck montrealers

4chan emoji support when?

It's an important facet of how I channel my inner queen

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>>8545906
no, adam is best

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>>8546742
pls stop posting the kuk on this kuk free website

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>>8546692

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>tfw no qt haxxor bf

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>tfw no wealthy hipster bf

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>>8546753
Adam is a good boy he's not a c*ck

How do I stop using grindr, /gaygen/?
I never even hook up with anyone on it. I just download the app, send pics and chat, arrange something, wank, freak out and feel bad, delete the app, cry, and repeat. I want the cycle to end.

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>>8546788
GET THE KUK OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8546793
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Apps Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Uninstall The App Like Nigga Delete Your Account Haha

>>8546793
At least you don't meet up with them, so you're not a complete lost cause

Find yourself a nice BF, and grindr users will feel like degenerate losers to you and you won't want to use it

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>>8546795
'no'

>>8546802
>Find yourself a nice BF
Any other way? I tend to redownload and remake accounts because I feel like I can't find a bf. Just need to convince myself to wait it out until I run into someone...

>Nofap works, right?

>>8546793
Teach yourself how to meet people normally, instead of as a wacked out millennial or gen Z (on sketchy apps & sites etc).

Sometimes it pays to go out drinking on the occasional weekend with the thought in mind that there are lots of people (datable, fuckable guys included) who just want to have a genuine conversation and authentic interaction with someone.

This is a completely normal thing to do and it can really get the kinks out sometimes if you need to destress.

----these shitty apps have ruined whatever made the gay community or "scene" or whatever you want to call it "cool" in the 70s,80s, and so on. There's no more fun to be had doing it, it's all about sketchy, raunchy, shameless exhibitionism and barking at each other like animals on these grindr apps.

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>>8546818
delete it kuk

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>>8546835
delte urself

>>8546833
That is not true.
The people who use grindr tend to be intelligent, successful and interesting people. The ones I've met on there anyway.
Most of us have "chill outs" because we prefer being at home with a few people around as opposed to out in clubs.
I may initially meet the men for drugs and sex, but a lot of the time we won't even have sex, well just spend all day listening to music and talking.

The club scene works for a certain type of extrovert who loves listening to pop music and being seen.

Grindr and the chill out scene works for introverts who prefer being inside and in a small group of people.

If you want to talk about sketchy, raunchy, shameless exhibitionism, the. It's the club scene you're referring to.

Young people can't afford to go out drinking in bars anymore because drinks are extortionate.

>>8546844
im going to watch an hour of lawrence screaming to wipe the memory of adam's existence from my mind desu brb

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>>8546868
K

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>>8546867
>The people who use grindr tend to be intelligent, successful and interesting people.

How the fuck are people able to that I'm gay.

I don't dress gay and I'm a pretty quiet guy.

>>8547144
you're staring

How common is the poz trend in the LGBT community?

Had an unprotected encounter with a young guy but I went soft every time I put it in, wasn't feeling it. He said he was clean but I feel like a dumbass and I'm paranoid af, he was smelly and dirty and I don't think I can trust his assurance. This happened in may and I feel completely fine, but I'm just wondering what the risk factor is.

>>8547246
You're asking a couple of things desu.

First of all, MSM pos rates are relatively high. So yes you should be concerned.
Second, the 'poz trend' aka bugchasing/gifting isn't at all that popular especially in comparison to other fetishes.
Finally, you can 'feel' completely fine and be positive. Being positive doesn't suddenly mean you have stage 5 cancer and you're going to die tomorrow. There's different forms, and being 'positive' is used in relation to all stds/stis.

So go get tested you stupid fucking bitch and stop fucking uggos unprotected. You're probably alright though.

>>8547275
Thanks for the reply. I actually got blood work done today but it was a regular doctor appointment, not an STD clinic. They said everything was a-okay but would they be able to detect it if they aren't looking for STDs?

>he logs on once or twice a day at most
>replies to message with less than 10 words

Why does he have to drag me along if he doesn't like me?

>>8547275
>Second, the 'poz trend' aka bugchasing/gifting isn't at all that popular especially in comparison to other fetishes.
It's one of those things that isn't a thing, because it would be unbelievably retarded. But people like to talk about and over-represent it out of fear, hysteria and bigotry.

Presumably it would be apparent just by talking to them if someone was seriously mentally ill enough to fetishize something so ridiculous. Really fucked up people tend to act really fucked up.

>>8547287
So a blood test is typically a variety of separate tests, in which a lot of doctors also do an HIV test. In addition this and the other blood tests they did should highlight any issues both sexually transmitted and not. Urine tests are also really good. Chances are yes, you're fine. You can always just go back to them and ask if your results also mean you're clear of STDs, I'm sure they would be happy to clarify.

>>8547322
Yes, it's like scatplay. It exists, as I'm sure with plenty of other fucked up things, but it's not this retarded "all positive MSM = gift/bugchasers" that homophobes tend to throw around.

>>8547322
It is definitely real and you should be afraid of it. Never have unprotected sex. I won't even blow a guy without a condom because I do not want to catch anything ever. I might just become abstinent.

>>8547339
STDs from casual sex in general, yes, you should use protection. But that wasn't what we were specifically talking about.

>>8547350
Any man who openly admits to being poz is a bugchaser/deathgiver/grimreaper whatever.

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>>8547376

>>8547381
Basically don't have sex with niggers or sluts.

>>8547376
>if you let people know you are infected, that means you are trying to infect people

Makes perfect sense.

>>8546867
This is definitely not true in my area. It is all 35+ obese, desperate, demanding and rude.

>>8547420
It does because they won't expect them to infect them because they warned them so they'd seem like a nice guy.

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>>8547441

>>8547338
Thanks again

>>8546769
>not squatting properly

>>8547509
>squatting properly
>in 2017
please dont ever mansplain again

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>>8547525

Should I post on /soc/ to try to make some homofriends?

>>8548100
Gay people are the worst friends to have so no.

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>>8548106

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>>8546692
>he doesn't know

>>8547525
Did you just assume anon's gender?

>>8547077
>>8547429
Perhaps you just live in shit areas. In central London perfectly normal, attractive and successful men use Grindr, I mean I'm not one of them but I meet them.
The drug use is a weekend thing, then they go back to their banking or hospital and function like productive members of society.
I've met neurosurgeons, teachers, property developers, a curator for the science museum, a magazine editor, the list goes on.
Grindr isn't full of gross guys if you actually live in a major city.
For one, scumbags can't afford to live here, unless they're like me and live in social housing.

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>>8548188
>In central London perfectly normal, attractive and successful men use Grindr,
>The drug use is a weekend thing

>>8548206
What's your point?

>>8546793
>having the confidence to use grindr in the first place

>>8548100
I've only got the one gay friend and he's not my type so the dream of starting as friends and falling for each other is out the window...

>>8548311
I don't want to start as friends and fall in love, I want to chat and play games and flirt together, that's all.

>>8548188
>Grindr isn't full of gross guys if you actually live in a major city.
lol

>>8548335
What gaymes?

>>8548188
London is a big gay anomaly. My standards were so high when I moved away from there. I've since lived in two major UK cities and grindr has been shit in both.

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>tfw you just don't have the ability to get invested in anyone anymore
I don't know how people do it desu, I can get attracted to someone but the thought of having to care about their past, their worldviews, and their behavior is 2muchbs

>tfw miss my bf

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>>8548106
This

Gay people are the worst

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>tfw no wonderboy bf

I don't usually crush on actors but I'll be damned if Tom isn't looking cute as the new spiderman. I might even go see the capeshit new movie just so I can ogle his cuteness more like a creep and imagine pervy fan fiction erotica of him with Robert Downy JR dominating him with his advances and pimping him out from his tower .

https://soundcloud.com/tenaciousd/wonderboy-album-version

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>>8549059
Gross

>>8549059
He is a lot better looking with a nicer body than the last Spider-Man.
Still average as fuck though.

>>8549059
>Tom
ok nice taste ok
>Robert Downy JR dominating him
see;
>Gay people are the worst

>>8548686
sociopath/10

>>8549300
sp without the care to act on it desu neko chan

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>>8549845
LOL wut?

How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4HpWQmEXrM&t=8s

>>8549881
No neck monster
Literally

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>>8549919
>>8549845
>>8549300
Faggots with nothing better to do than state their shitty opinion to everyone.

>>8549965
Faggot with nothing better to do than post pics of basic as fuck men he's too ugly and creepy to ever get

>>8549891
sick tbqhwy

>>8549891
Too gay. The plain shirts also bothered me.

Good for them though.

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>>8549059
You're a pedo.

>>8549059
NO, he's not for dominating
he's for cuddling

>>8549891
>>8549996
this
why have we got to make such a song and dance about things?

>>8550013
he's 21 calm down

>>8549881
sp as in sociopath

>>8549965
I don't even know what you're on about but you seem unnecessarily angry, fix it.

Am I still gay if I'm suddenly attracted to the opposite sex once every couple of months for a single fap session?

I wanna be a homo but 2% of me feels bi

>>8542756
I wanna live in a house with penis pillars, ballsack seats, pillows shaped like asses and david statues with mounted sex toys in every room so nah, not really

I have hemorrhoids and i bleed from my anus if i try to put anything in there
will i ever be able to bottom?

>>8550676
It's every bicurious man's dream! Gay sex and endless hymen breaking!

>>8550676
Epsom salt baths and suppositories mine are gone after a couple weeks of treatment.

Hello,guys!I'm a russian 18 years old guy.I want to meeting and sexting with american or european guy.Where i can find him?
Sorry for my bad english.
my email: [email protected]

Something strange is happening but I keep forgetting what it is. People I used to know are either moving up or down in the world - it's hard to tell. Their lives seem so boring, but you know all the while I'm only here and they're over there doing things.

>>8552106
>Where i can find him?
America or almost any European country except yours and the other Soviet hellholes

Been having a string of crappy dates lately or good dates but not very sexually compatible. Went out tonight cuz my birthday is tomorrow, only one friend shows and even then she just tried to suck my dick at the end of the night. I'm lonely and want a hug.

>>8549891
>have to dance for 5mn to make friends happy
fuck these people

What size of dildo am I supposed to get if I've never had anything but my own fingers up my butt before? just ordered good lube and a cleaning bulb but don't know what to get for actual fun

>>8552354
an average dick is like 6inchs long/5 inchs thick so get someone close to that.

personally for dildos I go for thickness.

>>8552359
>Someone close to that
If only

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I'm seeing my bf again on the 25th, I really fucked up last time because I got nervous and refused to hold his hand in public. That was in March and I still feel awful about it, but luckily we've somehow kept this relationship afloat.
Anyway, how do I not fuck this up next time? I'm thinking of giving him a kissu when he picks me up from the station and just sucking it up and holding his hand even if it makes me a bit uncomfortable.

The flag flying over the Houses of Parliament for pride isn't the dumbass Tumblr brown one.

>>8552513
Don't feel bad about being afraid to hold his hand. People could kick your ass for that shit. You never know what's lurking around the corner.

>>8552513
hold his hand discreetly in a deserted place

>>8552640
Because Britain and British gays are institutionally racist.

>>8552513
>holding hands
ew disgusting is this what autists do

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>>8552640

>>8550512
>I wanna be a homo but 2% of me feels bi
i want to be a 100% faggot but i'm only 98% freak and 2% slut

>>8552820
How are gays freaks?
Btfo

Is pride even worth going to? my local one is next month and I sort of want to go but have avoided them in the past due to the massive amount of degeneracy that pops up on facebook and the local news after every one

>>8553168
It's worth going to at least one, I mean you can't rely on news/shitposts.
You'll either like it, or like me just pretend it doesn't exist due to it being shit in your city.

>>8553192
I went and was disappointed. It was really just a concert with rainbow flags and a few drag queens.

>>8553192
I'd like to go to a big one like Brighton or San Fransisco with actual fags rather than virtue signalists

>>8553302
Virtue signalists are always going to be the majority in any pride fest simply due to the fact that they out-populate actual gays.

What are your turnoffs in gay porn?
>gay4pay dudes
>bukkake videos where they shove 1 or 2 token black guys in, way to kill it
>too much clone sex
>maverick men
>anything with deviantotter, he seems like AIDS incarnate

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Is he hot?

He's like 6'6.

https://youtu.be/LqEXdjVDO5Y

>>8553387
All of those also
>hairless guys
>hairy guys, bald, nipples pierced, tattoos
>when the audio of moaning is clearly edited in
>when amateurs put the camera down and it's a good 500ft away from the action
>extreme close ups in low quality (you could literally recreate it with a hot dog and a hot dog bun tbqh)
>when you can see the dick turning brown with each thrust
>twinks
>parodies/plots that don't even bother (its fun when they put effort, but fucking behind a door and having the guy actually look like he's getting fucked while telling his "girlfriend" he's doing nothing is immersion breaking desu)
>when there's dead air for way too long
>when the camera man won't shut the fuck up
>when the porn is cut between a boring interview of the actors 'meeting for the first time'

Through all of this I can stil find quality porn desu so I'm fine.

>>8553404
Nice eyes, nice skin for someone in food industry, but mediocre otherwise.

>>8543917
Daily heated political debates with my liberal husband that end with hot sex. We still have a lot in common, I just don't know why he keeps voting liberal.

Describe yourself.
Describe your requirements.
Describe your preferences.

I'm 27yr 5'8 155lbs,bald and hairy. I try to be kind and caring, I'm affectionate.

All I need from a man is for him to take decent care of himself ,have an open mind and not be too much older than me. 32 is my soft max, higher if they are in good enough shape.

My weakness is blonde and thin.

>>8553499
24, 5'11, 170 - long haired asperger'd pale canadian
A man with a penis. Relatively conservative behavior but is a little kinky, can dirty talk me into anything, relatively in shape not anorexic/obese.
Preference would be someone really into thighs, likes creating/building shit, and has big hands desu

>>8553499
>>8553525
Ew

>>8553538
Don't be so insecure anon! >>8551277

>>8553499
26
skinny, tall dirty blonde hair, boyish face (I get carded everywhere I go, even for cigarettes). I'm a caring, sensitive person but I'm also intensely opinionated and abrasive/stubborn in my opinions.

I just want a cute guy willing to put up with my opinions and my weird diaper feitsh

>>8553554
Seriously ew why are you all so gross and unappealing?

>>8553546
Their body types aren't even the problem, apart from the fat hairy midget.
They just seem like total fucking boring freaks.

>>8553559
Lets see what you are working with.

>>8553559
>They just seem like total fucking boring freaks.
Oh now I get it. Insecure and misplacing that anger onto anons. Hopefully you get over it someday! :3

>>8553567
I have several suitors.
I don't suffer with your problem of chronic loneliness and no one wanting me.

>>8553577
>I don't suffer with your problem of chronic loneliness and no one wanting me.
*giggles*

tell another one

>>8553577
Who are you trying to convince here,me or you?

>>8553583
>>8553586
If you weren't into diapers, chopping shit down and being short fat and hairy you all might not be lonely.
Just saying

>>8553589
yes because I chose to be sexually attracted to diapers, I wanted to have this anti-social, weird, alienating aspect of my sexuality, thanks for convincing me to change my life, I'll start looking into churches with conversion programs and get my life turned around

>>8553589
You know the pictures on your screen aren't really your boyfriends right?
I know it is fun to play pretend but it is really time to let go and move on.

>>8553594
Just suppress it, babe.
Yw

>>8553597
I'm using a phone hon, with a background of a skyline.
Js

>>8553600
Those pics you look at when you touch yourself aren't your suitors.

>>8553610
You masturbate to pictures? Lol

>>8553598
I tried throughout my teens, didn't work. Ended with me doing weird shit like stealing diapers from grocery stores.

>>8553615
I masturbate exclusively to the sound of thunderstorms.

>>8553635
www.recon.com

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>tfw no 'straight' bro who has a great career and plays vidya who I occasionally suck/get fucked by and eventually we become roommates and years later both our families are wondering why we can't get any girls even though we're attractive and then once they pass away we move into a cabin in the middle of nowhere

>>8553658
>great career
>plays vidya
Um

>>8553667
sweaty it isn't 1997 anymore even streamers are making more money than you

>>8553669
>man children streaming live videos of themselves playing children's games
>great career
Um

>>8553675
>still making more money than you
oop

>>8553681
> great careers are solely defined by how much money someone makes
>prostitutes and strippers make more money than streamers
um

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>>8553658
>attractive
>plays vidya for a living
oh hunty

Mike Matei is the only exception because of his 10" cock.

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>>8553736
Girl, this is the most attractive gamer?
Just wow

>>8553736
>for a living
Nah.
Also Mike is ugly, huge dicks do nothing for attractiveness you pretty much have to pretend it's just a dildo.

>>8553693
>prostitutes and strippers make more money than streamers
um

>>8553404
>Corned Beef and cabbage
potato nigger

>>8553786
>Also Mike is ugly
So all streamers are fugly. Good to know.

>prostitutes and strippers make more money than streamers
This is true though. If you compare prostitutes/strippers with streamers based on their popularity, the prostitutes/strippers earn more.

>>8554410
>This is true though
Delusion~
Convince yourself~

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>>8554424
>actually thinks streamers earn more than prostitutes/strippers

>>8554467
Let him live in his fantasy world where attractive, driven and successful men play video games all day

>he has lorem ipsum as his profile text
do NOT do this

Does Hitler still post here?

>>8554627

God I hope not.

>>8553499
25 5'10'' spergy, immensely shy shut-in virgin Britfag
I try to be a decent person but idk
kinda average/skinnyfat, hairy, epitome of meh

Be my type, live within reasonable travelling distance and like similar stuff (games, toys, etc.)

Smaller than me, my age or younger, nerdy
Doesn't smoke or anything
More of a bottom

>>8554659
I wouldn't be so sure, I recall Speedballanon still being alive and posting not that long ago so you never know...

>>8554729

Is that you kingrice??

>sassy
>passive aggressive
Why do so many gays want to be women so bad?

>>8554745
nah, just someone who doesn't matter

>>8554729
Cute, hopefully you find a fellow qt britfag delta~

>>8554729
U L S T E R
L
S
T
E
R

>install grindr for the 1st time
>«i just want to chat guys!»
>3 hookups settled for the next week
i am so weak
Halp

>>8554796
gay life
enjoy

>>8554796
>«i just want to chat guys!»
why

>>8554583
>comprehension is hard >.<

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>>8554796
>install growlr
>see this hot bear daddy
>ask how his day is going
>he replies with a 'thanks!'

>>8554764
Because women are better than men in every way but sex appeal?

>>8554800
Because I m shy... ( i swear)

>>8554836
SP you finally broke up with that fat old lumberjack?

>>8554836
why are all old people so awkward in text

>>8554836
it me

>>8554837
tell another joke anon

>>8554844
This was back in my single days.
>>8554845
No idea. I just assumed he didn't speak English and saying thanks! was all he could do.

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>>8554837
Better for what? Everyone knows it is typically men that build airplanes, fly the airplanes, repair the jet engines on the airplane... meanwhile women are the stewardesses.

>>8554860
Why were you messaging old bear daddies?
You're supposed to ignore them until they offer you money.
Desperate bitch

>>8554836
growlr is such a trash app though
>those advertisements
>app looks ancient
>99% of the buttons dont do what you expect them to
smdh so many good bears/cubs are stuck on there believing others don't want them on the other apps

>>8554871
And the only cool ones in that whole scenario are the stewardesses
Everyone else is a nerd. My point still stands.

>>8554877
>>>/mtfgen/
Hopefully you find a man who can turn you into hellen keller~

>>8553499
>Describe yourself.
22, 5'10'', athletic build, white, noticeably balding.
>Describe your requirements.
feminine & bottom
>Describe your preferences.
short with a booty. i like boys who keep their hair nice and in a somewhat girly fashion, but i dislike a lot of the more flamboyant/garish hair and clothing styles. ideally white or asian, but latino or arab will do in a pinch.

New thread >>8554892

>>8554764
>no other personality and afraid to be boring
>they're actually trannies
>spent too much time around women

>>8554907
All true, it's just sad truly.