Gay General - Bara Daddy Edition

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>>8522238
How could Daddy Brian NOT be someone's first choice?

>>8522416

I like him as he is very handsome to bad gaygen doesn't have guys like that.

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>>8522238
trash edition

>>8522238
*Pukes*
Great I got vomit all over my cute boy clothes

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Bara =/= chub

This is true bara

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>>8522668
>cute boy clothes
>cute

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>>8522238
>post new thread
>not labeling it Canada Day Edition
Happy Canada Day

>>8523135
Happy colonial invasion day, racist

>>8523134
Look man if you can't cute as a boy you might as well head over to mtfgen and get started on your hrt

>>8523135
nobody cares about your pretend country, discount american knock-off

>>8523135
>Canada
>None of the history and culture of Britain
>None of the freedom and might of America
>None of the bants and alcohol of Ireland, Australia and New Zealand
The discount anglophone country

I need help. I'm very paranoid and I think I could get HIV even being sucked and while on PREP.

Should I go to Psychiatrist.

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>>8523303
>>8523278
>>8523158
visibly upset

>>8523303
our national identity revolves around being kind. im totally okay with it.

throw that attitude on a big ol' beefy lumberjack and im in heaven.

>>8523306
Have you heard of the condom? its an amazing invention that dates to at least the 16th century, the protect against a wide range of diseases

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>>8523375
>oral with a condom

>>8523384
He's so terrified of HIV that he thinks he's going to get it from oral while on prep
What other option does he have other than not being a massive fucking faggot

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>>8523306
>Should I go to Psychiatrist.

Gee I don't know, anon. What would your parents think?

>>8522605
seems like most /gaygens/ are trash editions sadly

>>8523411
I miss old gaygen
I wish everyone would come back

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>>8523453
We're all still here, we're just anonymous.

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>it's yet ANOTHER "guy ends up being a chink when his profile pic doesn't look like it" episode
*audibly vomits*

>>8523693
He looks cute
Why don't Americans like chinks? they're quite desirable in Europe

>>8523711
Get out chink

>>8523711
Smol benis

>>8523731
I'm white, mister 56%

>>8523742
You size queen
I'm totally white btw not a chink

>>8523742
small dicks are cute, and fun to suck on :3c

>>8523711
I like them. But u like smooth bottom boys with small penises.

Kinda glad Americans are racist. More for me.

>>8523326
Our national identity is about oral on animals

>>8523822
?

>>8523693
how does his profile pick not 'look asian'? its a fucking torso desu

>>8523831
You might be onto something here

>>8523480
it's not the same

>>8523693
>racism
I'm more concerned with that second 'professional photo' pose

>>8523862
Gotta try to have something going for you when your skin looks like you're disease ridden

>>8523862
Maybe you're what changed.

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>>8523868
I'm white and I look disease ridden most of the time

>>8524020

yeah you posted him OP

>>8523693

His profile pic does look asian though. you can tell from the nips and clearly asian skin tone

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You will never be able to have his children and give birth to the loads of cum he thrusts into your ass. :(

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>>8524296
I'm not really saddened that we can't have children. There are tons of children who are stuck in foster homes that need a good family why bother making a new life when there is already life here suffering.

>>8524296
If you have a sister you can give it to her and it will basically be your biological children

>>8524585
>tfw no bf who also have a sister willing to surrogate for 100% biological gay children

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>>8524604
>100%
Why not just get a male egg.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/biological-same-sex-parent-babies-could-be-a-reality-by-2017
http://www.explorestemcells.co.uk/stem-cells-same-sex-reproduction.html

>>8524661
Not exactly 100% because the surrogate doesn't share either of your genes, but close

>>8524585
I would feel weird knowing my own children are technically my nephews and nieces and that their aunt is really their mother

>>8524572
how is cubby formed?
how bear get beargnant?

daily reminder that relationships are never worth your time

>>8524734
they are, you just think your time is more valuable than it is

Friendly reminder that the concept of love and relationships has changed drastically purely due to human innovation and longer life spans. Viewing them in the same way people in the 1800s do is foolish as fuck, but here we are people still trying to uphold inbred structures and views of love and relationships.

>>8524889
w r o n g
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>>8524900
We get it you want to be a slut without feeling bad about it. It's not our fault you toss your body around lime a chew toy.

>spent 30 minutes digging through "DO I PASS GUYS?" threads from insecure trannies before I finally remembered there's a search bar

Well that was fucking awful. Anyone alive in one post every 20 minutes general?

>>8525698
Actually no I do not, but it must be so nice living in a world where you can just easily brand people you disagree with as some stereotypical enemy.

>>8524722
that's why you also get to fuck your bf's sister so at least one of your kids is truly your own

Just accepted I'm attracted to dudes.

Where do I go from here?

>>8526145
Plenty of places:
>The closet
>Craigslist
>Grindr
>Pride
>Dating sites
>Your parents
>Out with friends
>Fucking nowhere and stay in with some anime
Your choice in the end; some decisions have better consequences than others, though.

>>8526157
What if I'm looking for an LTR and not just sex?

>>8526178
Then you do what straights do and hit on people/get to know them until you've found the one.
Good luck, you'll need it.

>>8526178
futile
>>8526298
>the one
doesn't exist. don't be a doe-eyed retard.

>>8526304
The one != exclusively mean the perfect soulmate 4evr&evr bitter betty lmao

>>8526311
realistic != bitter. every person you ever consider to be "the one" will disappoint and betray you. traditional relationships are invariably a colossal waste of time.

>>8526337
The classic cynic. I'm so impressed babe!

>>8526337
who hurt you bb?

>>8526349
>>8526358
>oh no someone's actually exercising rational apprehension in a hypothetical psychosocial context
good luck on your pipe dreams.

>>8526374
Keep going jester!

>>8526337
Just because it doesn't end how you'd like it to doesn't mean that the time you spent with them is meaningless.

If you're going to judge every interaction and interpersonal relationship you have based on if it lives up to unrealistic expectations then you should probably just an hero right now, because life is only going to throw you more curveballs from here.

Cynicism is easy. Faith in your partner hard. So is choosing someone good for you. That's why so many people bail out.

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>>8526337
what a grumpy guss

>>8526178
Look around for other guys for a start.
>find hot 40 yr old retired cop and veteran daddy on Craigslist
>wants to know more about me and even asks if I've ever had a boyfriend before
>"no. too busy with work unfortunately" which is true
>keeps telling me he's straight and looking for guys just to fuck because women are too clingy
>obvious repressed bisexual
>in one text he says "I wish you could be over here with me more but I know how you are about relationships."
I think he was referring to something more serious because like 50% of the time I was over there he just wanted to shoot the shit. Soon after he stopped texting me and answering my emails. He had a degree in Bible studies so I think he realized what he was doing and felt guilty about what he'd done.

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>was obese
>now 15% bf, starting to see abs
>realize i was a delusional fatty when i started my cut, and i'll end up twink-tier weight to hit 10%
>mfw i'm gonna be a hairy twink when i wanna be bearmode
it's gonna take me a few years, lads, but i'm gonna get there. can't wait to manhandle some boipussy

>>8526349
>>8526358
>>8526358
>>8526380
The poly/asexualfag should be disregarded. Nothing you can say to them is worse then what they subject to themselves on a regular basis.

>>8526479
You are not 15% bf and just be starting to see abs. You should be able to see them clearly already, fatboi.

>>8526483
>more money, friends, spare time, and freedom
the horror

>>8526531
calipers and navy method peg me at 15%, and i look similar to confirmed 15% guys with similar amounts of muscle mass as i do. i just don't consider a vague outline in the right light to be "abs", i see an outline and developing midline in regular light.

>>8526554
Alright my dear dude, if you say so. Good luck becoming bearmode.

>>8526568
thanks mang. if i end up wrong, i'll just keep dieting and go from there. shit happens lol

>>8526577
What training program are you using right now?

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>>8526580

>>8526580
ULUxLUx
upper body: LP 5x5 BOR, recently replaced bench with close grip and went from 5x5 to 3x8-12. chins for reps, z press 3x6, then whatever iso's i want
lower body: squat variant, deadlift variant, step ups or BB hip thrusts. currently using 3x10 front squats and stiff legs (or 6x5 jeffersons). hip thrusts are for reps. add weight until i cant do 10 clean reps
ab work and neck work every day i train, and i'm adding in cardio now.

how do i get the job of 'bodybuilder photographer that encourages them to strip naked for maximum gain showoff'

>>8526595
This route is literal trash.

>>8526601
I don't wanna ruin your day, but ULUxLUx is retarded, replacing bench with close grip is retarded, you should be doing close grip in addition to normal bench, z press is a strength exercise, so it doesn't make to do that with a 3x8-12 rep routine, over a 5x5 strength focused routine. Your lower body is good, but ultimately a push/pull routine would be way better, because right now you're doing a bastardized strength routine template.

>>8523711
Their features are pretty feminine and to me they look like they have downs.

>>8526619
>ULUxLUx is retarded
i like hitting upper body 3x a week, and i recover between workouts while making progress
>replacing bench with close grip is retarded
not really, it's pretty common for some people to replace bench with a variant for a while to strengthen a weak link. i can only handle so much volume per workout, and i needed focus on lockout rn.
>z press is a strength exercise, so it doesn't make to do that with a 3x8-12 rep routine, over a 5x5 strength focused routine
i'm not really understanding this sentence. i'm doing 3x6 on the z press because i'm trying to add reps to sets over time, because adding weight has been a bitch, and i'm already doing quite a bit of pressing volume.
>a push/pull routine would be way better
i'm actually planning on running candito's str/hyp once i'm out of a deficit, so we'll have an answer as to whether or not it's better soon. thanks for the input tho, i'll definitely take it into consideration

>>8526619
are you literally slow? that pic is intentionally a joke, its suppose to trick DYEls into doing it

>>8526654
Stopped reading when you tried defending replacing normal bench with close grip, which is an accessory exercise, and not a strength builder.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8522238
This dating sim is better.

>>8526684
what do you mean not a strength builder? if your close grip goes up, your normal bench goes up. it's the same movement but with your hands slightly in to put more emphasis on a weak muscle group. there's no reason to have both on the same day if i'm already doing several other movements that work the same/similar muscles. is it really that outlandish to you?

>>8526690
The amount of broscience in your post is amazing. Just go do candito's program already, and stop being a dummy.

>>8526697
what broscience, dude? things like cgbp are some of the most often recommended remedies for a weak lockout. you haven't offered an actual criticism, other than "just do regular bench". i'm honestly trying to see where you're coming from.

>>8526712
Yeah, because you're triggering me, and I'm going to bed. Just start candito's program immediately, before you lose all boyfriend credibility.

>>8526685
c-can I have the camp councilor as my buddy instead? That silver fox is right up my alley.

I'm starting to feel like coming out of the closet was pointless because I can't for the life of me find anyone who actually wants a relationship.

>>8526793
If you're American, I'd love to marry you and get a green card.

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>>8526809
It's not that simple. It will take nearly a year and 6 months, but now that they cut staff at homeland security it will take 2 years, $2,600 in fees and tons of proof of relationship and you must provide affidavit of financial support. Then once you are in the US it will take another 6 months (they say 3 months but they are lying) to even get a greencard to be allowed to work in the US.

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>>8526837
Forgot to mention that after 2 years they want proof that you're still together married and living together with joint bank accounts ect. to even renew your greencard for only 1 more year which will cost $680 per year of renewal. Unless you want citizenship which it will take even more money and time to process that issue.

>>8526837
I'm willing to commit that far for you baby.

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>>8526845
>>8526837
Jesus Christ, no wonder people come here illegally.

>>8526837
>>8526845
But what if I do it for love (plus that nice dikku)?

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>>8526855
The government doesn't care about love. All they care about is money and how much your worth to society is i.e. skills you can provide to the job market. It's all about legality. Marriage was never about love it was about legally someone has your shit when you die.

BUILD

WALL

>be faggot
>cute boy spending the night at my place after night out
>jokingly talks about dudes he finds attractive
>hes straight
>just
Seriously why do I only have to crush on straight guys? This shit sucks.

I went out for a drink with my daddy-bear boss after my shift last night. We flirt quite a lot at work in a fun, jokey way. However, last night he fully hit on me and invited me back to his. I turned him down just because he's my boss. I hope it's not awkward now. It probably would have been a lot more awkward if we had done it though...

How hard would it be to find a gay fuckbud to travel the some of the world with?

>>8527806
Fuck bud as in relationship?
And some of the world as in trip through Europe ending in Paris for a proposal.

>>8526178
I'll let you know when I've found that one out myself...

>>8527823
I dno it doesn't have to be love, would probably be more fun to travel with someone and even more with someone to sleep and cudds with. Like flying around different europoor countries, yes.

>>8526178
But big muscles men are almost always Chad. I want a tender /fit/ so I can be his little /lit/

>>8527837
Chances are you'll be American but good luck Anon I hope you find a travel buddy.

>Go looking for cute gay porn
>All of the so called "cute" guys have stupid hair and wear those big hats
>All have tattoos and thalidomide faces

Is this what passes for cute in America?

>>8527924
Don't look for "cute" porn, look for porn studios with lots of qt guys. Belami perhaps. And don't stream porn.

How can I find an attractive guy who doesn't care about looks?

Is it okay to be a size queen if you're small yourself?

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>>8528043
overwhelming majority of size queens are pretty much post-op mtfs at this point

>>8528021
Pretty much exclusively looking in small towns.

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daily reminder
make sure you or your partner wear a condom during sex

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I was using Grindr to find guys in my small town before I go to uni, because idk gays in my area. It's full of old guys trying to poz me, or(since I put that I was looking for a bf in my profile) twenty something's looking to become a clingy bottom bf. I am just gonna wait until college and try to meet guys irl.

>>8528286
They're not going to be on grindr sweaty
Small town qts either wait until they get to big cities to go on grindr, or they just never show up
To find small time qts before they turn into big city whores you need to actually talk to people for once in your life.

>struggling to get new dildo in
>its not the size, i've taken much bigger, perhaps its the angle?
>readjust angle
>fucker pops in like a battering ram
>ass cramps
jesus it felt like my first time again,

My boyfriend recently told me that he really wants to fuck me until I cum. I want to do it for him, but I don't cum that easily, and I find it hard to relax enough to let it out when I'm bottoming.

What's the best way to do this for him? I'm already gonna refrain from jacking off for about a week to see if that will help.

>>8528902
if you cant cum when he's fucking you, he's not right for you.

>>8528902
Play with your prostate more and edge it for a bit before sex, also get him to change his technique if he isn't hitting it that often

>>8528902
>My boyfriend recently told me that he really wants to fuck me until I cum
He just wants to fuck you long and hard you stupid bitch he isn't literally saying "you have to cum while I fuck you or else your entire family will be killed".

>>8528917
or you're nervous or drunk.
i agree that you should eventually be able to cum with your partner tho or you're not sexually compatible.

>>8528902
>I find it hard to relax enough to let it out when I'm bottoming.
you just aren't a bottom sweaty
but keep forcing it good lukku

>>8528917

I can cum while he's fucking me, but not without touching my dick. He strongly implied that he wants to do it hands free.

>>8528940
>Play with your prostate more and edge it for a bit before sex

I'll try that too. I can cum if I jerk off while he's fucking me, but I want to try to do hands free for him. I think it will be hot and he will enjoy it.

>>8528963
>hands free.

that isn't always possible.
but try going without masturbating or cumming for a few weeks and that may help.

>>8528975

I know, I just want to create the best possible conditions for it to see if I can do it. Couldn't hurt to try.

Can you guys recommend me some good porn? I've been into trans porn mostly but I've started to watch some twink. Is there any good "transition" porn? Thanks.

>>8529019
you're already a cuck you can't transition past that

>>8529019
>good "transition" porn
you mean like hot videos where they cut off each other's dicks and then fuck the scars?

>>8529050
No, nothing of the sort. Gay Porn with feminine gays. I've seen a few good ones but I couldn't find more.

>>8529019
>I've been into trans porn mostly
A G P
G
P

>>8529053
>Gay Porn with feminine gays
Abysmal tier quite frankly but you'll probably want to stick with Helix and I think Staxus, they deal with those trannies in denial.

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distinct lack of cute boys itt
where else can i get my pics to post on /brit/ (/int/) x

>>8528069

>4chan
>anyone here going to have sex at any point

thx for the PSA anyway, it's good advice anyway

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>>8529073
take that back bitchu

>>8529070
>/int/
Should have died in the civil war of '08

>>8529056
Have you looked yourself in the mirror today?

>>8529087
I look stun babe hbu

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>go on a date
>"so what do you think of the latest season of Ru Paul's Drag Race?"
>mfw I realize I'm not TruGay

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>>8529214
I can show you the world~

>>8529053
>"""Gay""" Porn with feminine gays
FTFY

I've always wanted a bf, but have been thinking about just getting Grindr now, since I don't seem to ever run into the right people.
Does /gaygen/ think it's worth using the app, or should I keep holding out hope for a future bf? How would I be able to work my way around my family to get out of the house during the daytime and at night if I were to use it?

>>8529369
You can try it out, but it's an app not a miracle worker.

>How would I be able to work my way around my family to get out of the house during the daytime and at night if I were to use it?
what

>>8529383
>what
I'm on vacation from uni at the moment, and if I wanted to use the app for hookups (I know it's not where to go for bf), I'd have to get out of the house...
The only question is how to do that...

>>8529393
Well you can just put on your bio you can't host, so you'll go to the guys place (or more accurately just suck them off in their car/in a park lmao).

>>8529399
But what do I say to my parents if/when I leave the house for a few hours during the day (or at night)?
I don't have many friends (and no close friends) in my hometown, so the visiting friends excuse wouldn't work.

>>8529410
Figure it out bitch you're the desperate hoe not me.

>>8529410
Tell them that you have friends.
Hookups are technically friends.

Or tell them that it is for work.

>>8529440
They know I have no friends and that I don't work.
Do you think they'd buy it if I "went to the library to read" during the day and early evenings?

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>>8529073
>permavirgin projecting his failures
stay mad phagg0t

my bf BREEDS my ANUS while you SIT and WHINE on a MONGOLIAN IMAGEBOARD.

>>8529469
pls spoiler your image next time i didn't get to that boss in MGSV yet

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>>8529478

>tfw going to cost at least $2500 to fix my hairline
is there a niche for balding prostitutes

>think trannies filling the entire board with their attention whoring bullshit is a meme
>physically count and classify every threads on the board
>they make up exactly 50% of the board in raw topics alone
>gays only have 18 threads
>lesbos and bisexuals only have 4

When are we going to make a new board, /trannyfilth/, so we can have a board where we can talk about being lesbian, gay and bisexual without being drowned in a mire of trannies?

>>8529904
>take a selfie
>think I look ok
>ask some friends
>tell me I look like a hon
guess im team /tttt/ now

>>8529369
I don't like the thought of having to use grindr to find a bf, I'm sure there are some people looking on there but most people are usually just looking for sex

>>8529904
I've been saying it for ages, there's just too much of it, I think it's why everone buggered off to discord
I mean look
>>8529019
them and their ilk are already bleeding into our threads

>>8529973
>I think it's why everone buggered off to discord
everyone buggered off to tranny discord to avoid trannies? idgi

>>8529973

Can we balkanise the T from LGBT? Preferably then put it an oven.

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>>8530030
yes pls

How to tell a fat guy that I am not into him and don't want to date him... asking for a friend

>>8530175
>Sorry, you're fat and (I prefer twinks/not the cute, bearish, chubby type of fat/I think that's unhealthy/etc.). I'm really sorry but I don't find you attractive and don't want to date you.
Easy.

>>8530175
just say no
"hey"
'no'

>>8529993
see
they even barged their way in and took over there as well

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>>8530175
I just tell ugly people I'm already seeing someone.
It is easier than dealing with the screeching that would happen if I told them they were ugly.

>>8530175

"Oi you fat cunt, fuck off"

Works on me, lol.

>friends (just 2 dont get hyped) get me bday presents
>it's all see-through t-shirts
thanks

>>8526953
Source on the picture in the text bubble?

>>8529214
Just say All Stars 2, 4 and 6 were the better seasons. 9, the latest, was crap

>>8530434
>9, the latest, was crap
mawma this is garbage

>>8530435
The reunion rudeemed it but it wasn't that great plus the winner is a crap

>>8530443
Sasha's an alright winner. Would love her much more if she took her irony to the next level and didn't actually give a fuck about all this queer theory trash.
Chad and Tyra are still the worst winners. Bob ugliest 4 sure.
Thorgy as fat girl is still best moment not on season.

>>8530407
Beta fish health website. I edited the bubble text to a porn with Edu Boxer getting fucked in the ass by some other gay pornstar I don't know his name.

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>>8530470
http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Happy-Betta-Fish
Manu Maltes
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9iVL2WDJmNg/TQWe7R4pIzI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ZHaKfzutwUM/s1600/edu_boxer_manu_maltes+%252827%2529.jpg

http://nilsrubbermen.blogspot.com/2012/10/manu-maltes-and-edu-boxer.html?zx=22d86bb38040be14

>>8530487
>those links
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED MALWARE

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>>8530492
>not having add block
Pleb

>>8530493
>add block
urblocked

>>8530493
I recognize her from a pissfuck video!

Let's talk dildos. I've played with my ass before and really loved it, but I don't know what kind of dildo to get.
People say small to start but I don't want to get something I can't feel. Are butt plugs any good?

Also are there any alternatives to lube?

>>8530513
A nice 7 incher is fine to get used to.
I don't care for butt plugs I don't get satisfied by wearing them for prolonged periods but if you want to, go right ahead.
Make sure you get a dildo with a nice suction cup so you can still fuck yourself past hand-cramp stage

Lube is pretty cheap, get water based for your toys.

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>>8530512
The best gay porn stars are the piss loving ones.

>>8530534
it's too bad majority of it is in low quality desu neko chan
watersports is where all that UHD+ slow mo would really shine

>>8530527
Thanks. Any specific textures or vibration I should look out for?

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>>8530535

>>8530547
Textures is up to you, the whole "realism" texture is probably most popular, but find one that's good quality and not a $15 massive rubbery dildo. One with a nice thick head will probably help. Additions like thick veins might do something for you, might not up to you.
I personally don't care for dildo vibrators, the prostate massagers I feel are much better. But if it's a generally nice dildo and comes with optional vibrator or whatever, I'm not gonna say no.

So basically it's all personal preference just make sure quality is pretty good and it has a nice head.

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>>8530534
>>8530550
bad boy is best boy

what does it mean when you break someone's heart and don't care

>>8530617
You're a sociopath.

That, or they were clearly getting a lot more out of the relationship than you did.

>>8530597
>>8530550

is this work safe?

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marge = me
homer = gaygen
fuck

>>8530627
Well it's vanilla frosting on his face so yeah.

>>8530622
probably some of both. i don't think i ever loved him and he said he loved me after like 4 months.

>>8530617
Actually a lot of things but unfortunately none of them are positive mental models. Which you know, as is typical with your types you love that emo edge.

>Tell friend I hate my life and want to die
>Friend starts going on and on about getting help and thinking about how it would affect the people around me as if he wouldn't get over it in an hour
I wish I didn't love him...

Alright lads, I met a qt on Grindr who is very nice, but the main problem is that he is 25 and I am 18. I am not worried about him being sketchy or anything(I'm bigger and stronger than him anyways), but the main thing is, I have never been in a relationship before. I don't really want my first relationship to be with someone who is obviously way more mature than I am. He is cute, and very nice, I've texted him for at least two weeks and he really wants to go out, but I am just not very comfortable with going out with a 25 year old. I've led him on and I feel like shit about it, but I don't wanna put myself in an unnecessary uncomfortable situation. What do?

I'm 5'8 153. How about you?

>tfw 5'3" and virtually weightless
>don't wanna become a trap or anything
>just want a nice dom bf who wouldn't mind taking care of a little guy
>too shy to ever approach anyone

>>8530894
7 years is not that big a difference.
If you really like him, just see where it goes.

>>8531347
What do you "bring to the table"?

>>8531324
5'11 178

>>8531387
>5'3" and virtually weightless

Reading comprehension 0/10

>>8531387
I love cooking, cleaning, cuddling, and spending quality time. I would also work aswell if I needed to of course.

I just want a nice tall hubby to dote on.

>>8531389
That's it?

>>8531392
Now your big problem is finding someone that can actually afford that life.

Are nerds back out of style again did I miss my stop

>>8531403
I like nerd guys, as long as you are not fat.

>>8531409
What do you generally like though because most of the nerd lovers either want the twinks or the manlet nurses who carry around their 3ds everywhere.

>>8531428
Into video games, anime,traditional rpgs,sci,fantasy and other stuff that I may not be exposed to yet. Not fat, clearly takes care of himself.

>>8531436
And how would you and your ideal nerdy bf meet? Semi-realistic of course so I can know roughly what to achieve

>>8531441
I wish I knew. Since I don't live in a gay population center meeting like a straight couple seems near impossible.I'm over 25 so online dating is out as most filter out anyone over 25. That really just leaves clubs and through mutual friends and associates.

>>8531455
Just turned 24 so if I were using an app I wouldn't have that age filter, but yeah seems just meeting through friends seems to be the popular option for those outside major cities.

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>>8531347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZG_8d5fCLQ

>>8531471
Good luck.

I went on whisper to get people to score my appearance. It was all 5+ but many said "not my type" and that they wouldn't want a guy that looks like me.

>>8531455
As someone who is in the same situation and with similar interests, do you happen to have a Discord or anything?

>>8531856
Cogline#2463

>>8531347
>>8531392
Literally perfect
>tfw to broken to ever get small cute bf to cuddle and look after

>>8531428
>manlet nurses
a what?

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>>8523453

If you want old gaygen join their discord group.

This board has been taken over and barely alive.

>>8532352
Discord just makes everyone act terrible and spergy.

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>>8532356

Rose tinted glasses bro. Old gaygen was the same.

>>8532365
daily reminder that you will be the gangbangee for a bunch of twink bullies

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>>8532372
isn't he already in here?

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I mean if you guys truly want old gaygen back I can stick around but it's only so much I can post about when the threads don't move like they used to.

>>8532397
Post chubcunt

>>8532423

Will you knock it off with that? Let's chat about something decent.

>>8532397
dont bother
let people move on with their life instead of clinging onto nostalgia

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>>8532435

I suppose you're right.

>tfw no German bf

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>lose my virginity at 17 with a 54 year chubby daddy bear
>only fucked older chubby guys my whole life (I'm 28)
>my sexuality is now a fucking meme
I'm worried my communities are gonna get trolled

>>8532650

Why do you like older chubby men??

>>8532650
I like dom/sub and dad/son play but actually fucking a man ~30+ years older is just out of the equation desu.

>>8532662
I don't know. It started in high school with me having a crush on my history teacher. They're what get me hard, I never chose this.

>>8532662
Just to add, mature BBW is a thing, so its basically that but gay.

>>8532671

Do you just hook up with them or bf them?

>>8532677

Oh I know. I'm a slightly older chubby guy.

>>8532695
You're also a stupid redditor.

>>8532710
>2017
>wizzy still getting btfo
the more things change the more they stay the same

>>8532710

Really?? I only went on there for final Fantasy 14 & dark souls stuff. How am I a redditor?

>>8532714
>How am I a redditor?

Reddit spacing shithead.

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>>8532727

Autism
Anon

:^)

>>8532695
Longest relationship was 2 years. I do the occasional hookup but it's with people I consider friends, sometimes randoms. Intergenerational relationships are really difficult simply due to lack of shared interests

>>8532739
Old obese balding redditor virgin.

>>8532743

Yeah it can be tough.

>>8532757
Not that you would know lmao.

>>8532765
>>8532757
Stop bullying the virgin it's not his fault he can't afford hair transplants.

>>8531347
There was an anon that used to post on here that was 5'2 or 5'3 and he got a bf. He was pretty intense though but in a cute way. Either way if he can do it you can do it.

>everyone says faggots are promiscuous and will fuck anything with a pulse
>i'm still a virgin at 25

Fucking kill me.

>>8532772
The saying is still very true, but it's based off the assumption all parties are cute.

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>>8532767

I'm not bald or a Virgin you goofs.

>>8532777
Proof?

>>8532777
Delusion
Convince yourself~

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Made some 'zzas today lads.

>>8532810
Needs more toppings.

>>8532777
How you doing wizard?

>>8532835

I'm doing okay. How about yourself?

>>8532810
is this from that disappointing subreddit

>>8532842
Just moved for a new job. Gonna be bringing in some real money now.
My apartment is so nice too. Huge, granite countertops, awesome bathroom, etc.
Unfortunately it's in the middle of nowhere.

>>8532853
>Unfortunately

>>8532853

Good to hear

>>8532857
I'm a city boy, man. Not used to being in a village with one gas station.

>>8532868
I'm a city boy too but
>village with one gas station.
I D E A L

>>8532772
>23
>have a boyfriend
>somehow still a virgin

I know that feel and I shouldn't know that feel.

>>8532874
Maybe I'll get used to it. Only been here two days.

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>>8532895
>have a boyfriend
>somehow still a virgin

>>8532772
Don't go down the wizard path lad, respec while you can, they're seriously under powered in PVP

>>8533012
Don't respec that's bad advice they jacked up the price of respec potions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
>tfw no po shunsella bf

>>8532913
I keep getting nervous and he keeps thinking he's going to hurt me. We've done other stuff at least but it's really frustrating.

>>8533022
That's ok. I'll just reroll my character then.

>>8532767
You are an ass. I hope your hair falls out.

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>>8533035

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>>8533061

>>8533061
I'm not going to bother reading all that stupid shit about a cycle of damaged people attracting weirdo's and doing drugs, the main problem here is
>French
Abandon ship, he's a fucking baguette

>>8533023
you both virgins or something?

>>8533077
mte of that anons shitpost but I want a baguette inside me at least once

>>8533077
His frenchness is very attractive to me.
It's not like he's an American or Australian, then you'd have a point.

>>8533088
There is literally nothing wrong with kangaroos

>>8533088
French is the worst possible nationality, worse even than albanians or, may allah forgive me, the Swedes

>Disgusting food
>Absurd level of national pride in things that don't fucking work
>Sound like a badly maintained wood instrument
>Being taken over by the raghead hordes with their muslamic ray guns

>>8533102
This except for the simple fact the most handsome ones are also thieves.

>>8533102
They're loud, stupid, sexist, racist, annoying, tacky, foul mouthed and the last one I met spiked me with methadone in an attempt to fuck me in the arse.

Americans share those traits.
I'm English, were just very culturally different to Australians.

>>8533109
They have the best food in the world and the most beautiful language.
I'm not a redneck or a chav so Islam doesn't bother me.

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>>8531347
There's a big guy out there for you. You just have to keep looking. Getting fit will help too.

Short guys are my kryptonite.

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Honest question:
Does anyone else find virgins boring after a while?
So far I've stolen 5 v-cards, and it's fun at first since you basically get to say first in their ass and throat, but almost none of them want to try anything non-vanilla.
The best I've done was one giving me a footjob and rimjob.

I kind of want a bf whos degenerate as fuck now, rosebud and everything.

Anyone else know this feel?

>>8533124
I mean do you really think you're deserving of a pedestal to judge others when your life is a mess babe?

>>8531324
6'3" 190 atm

>>8533081
No. I'm a virgin and he's never been with a guy before so I guess that's why.

He's always liked both and has been with women but as I understand it, he's not romantically interested in them like he is men. He hasn't had sex with a guy before because he isn't into doing that kind of thing outside a relationship.

I'm kind of the same way, honestly. I've always known I like guys, but have never been interested in a relationship and didn't see the point in letting someone I'm not that close to fuck me.

I went for so long not wanting to have sex with someone and now it's literally all I think about. It's shit.

>>8533143
pls be into dombots

Would you be willing to put up with a biscum who just wanted to experiment and didn't want a serious relationship? Does friends with benefits ever work out?

>>8533179
Do you mean bicurious? If they actually wanted to figure things out yeah, but they'd have to be open to the possibility of a relationship.
FwB works out if the success state is continued fucking over time. FwB doesn't work out if the success state is a future serious relationship.

>>8533179
Yes I would love an actual, normal guy that hasn't succumbed entirely to faggotry yet, even as a fuckbud

>>8533144
>I went for so long not wanting to have sex with someone and now it's literally all I think about.

I'm at the not wanting to have sex with someone stage - some days I hear or think about it and am interested in what it would be like, but the curiosity is never strong enough to be motivated to seek out a relationship

How did your mindset change? Did you just meet the right person and it clicked? I'm at the point where I'm about to go to a doctor and get hormones checked and seek a counsellor because I'm concerned my lack of desire to seek out a relationship is a mental issue that needs to be dealt with

>>8533148
What's a dombot?

>>8533225
dominant bottom
aka dumbslut

>>8531324
5'3
124

>>8533230
Eh. I prefer to be the dominant one. But I'm alright with a power bottom if I'm feeling lazy.

>>8533238
R u a qt?

>>8533244
Alright I won't be that dominant, how about a little restricted edging?

>>8533124
>Some fucking snails soaked in piss and garlic
>White beans and old meat soaked in garlic
>Some bread
>Good food

Also
>Calling the Australians disgusting when you have freely admitted to injecting crystal meth to engage in chem sex and have a host of mental illnesses
>I'm English xd we're so refined and proper compared to the average aussie
No you're not, stop larping as what Americans think the English are like, unless you went to a public school the English aren't like that

>>8533244
Im told I am

>>8533253
Naw. I don't think I'm the big guy 4u.

>>8533271
Post pics

>>8533124
>best food
>beautiful language
Is this a joke?

>>8533285
What do I get in return?

>>8533293
His dick obvs

>>8533293
Cuddles and affection

>>8533312
Sorry Im not feeling hoe-y enough to post pics rn

>>8533369
Just ask for each other's discord/etc. You can be privately hoe-y.

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>>8532772
same
probably wouldn't be able to do anything even if I ever did find someone
>which isn't going to happen anytime soon what with me being a spergy shut-in and all

>>8532810
>tfw no qt bf to make pizza with

>>8533023
I get it, I'd probably be too nervous too

>>8533449
>tfw into spergy shut ins
>can't actually date them because it requires them to not be so shut in
c'est la vie

>>8533267
The English are a lot more reserved and quiet than Australians.
Have you ever been to England?
Our culture is a lot more similar to the French than the Australians or Americans.
They shout instead of speaking, they're extremely animated and they tend to be extremely ignorant about other cultures.
Even as a druggy I didn't act like an animal in public.

You've obviously never eaten French food either which suggests you know nothing about food.

>>8533517
Don't you have some playdoh to shoot up

>>8533517
>You've obviously never eaten French food either which suggests you know nothing about food.

>French food is the ultimate food
Can we stop this meme now, thanks. Nobody gives a shit about your bland, poncey, unhealthy food, no matter how many expensive, imported spices* (*that carry no flavour whatsoever) you mix in there.

New thread you whores

>>8533530
>>8533530
>>8533530

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>>8533536
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS WHEN THE OLD ONES HAVEN'T EVEN REACHED BUMP LIMIT

>>8533455
<3
A heart for you, dear anon

>>8533588
don't you talk to wizzy like that
he's practically landed gentry here

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>>8533588

No, the limit has always been 300 newfag. ;3

>>8533612
Seriously tho how to meet shut-ins

>>8533613
Aren't you like 35? And you're still habitually using this place.
Cringe