/mascgen/ - Yağlı güreş edition

Muscle daddy date tonight

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>be 5'6" manlet
>trying to lose weight
>because I am a dude fucktarded websites and calorie calculators keep saying I need 1500-1800 cal a day to be healthy
>when I do that I only maintain or even gain weight
>finally find not-stupid calorie calc that tells me I need ~1300 a day
>download myfitnesspal on phone so I don't have to keep doing math
>can't even fully use it because keeps giving me a warning message that I am not eating enough calories and I am going to die
>tfw the fitness world hates short men and ignores us and want's us to be fat

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>>8515945
Congrats

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>>8515948
Obviously you don't exercise. There's the problem.Instead of relying on the calorie deficit to lose weight why don't you get off your ass and do shit and eat normally.

>>8515948
>if I starve myself I shall lose weight for sure! the post

You gotta do more than just cut down what you eat, you fool.

>>8515957
>>8515960

I exercise every day. Either a regular routine or I'll take a break and just go for a 30 min walk around my (very hilly) neighborhood.

I tried the "just go to the gym and eat normally" crap a few years ago. I only lost half of what I've lost this time and it took me 3 times longer to get there.

I feel like my metabolism is just fucked.

>>8516047
And I've been eating a little over 1300 the past 3-4 days.. I just weighed myself and I've gained again.. lol. I can actually see the extra fat on my stomach.
I think my body is constantly trying to get ready for a long winter.

>>8516047
>I'll take a break and just go for a 30 min walk
Even on days when I'm sick and just want to stab myself in bed, I still have to do double that at least due to my dog. Most people do more than that due to the very nature of getting to and around work.
Your regular routine is probably trash tbqh

>>8516073

Oh yeah? Well youre probably a fat ugly tranny with a dick for a nose and your dog is probably a cat with aids, and you probably walk on the moon so your exercise is only 16.6% of what it would be on earth.

>>8516089
who's that fatty i see staring straight back at me
when will my reflection show
who i am inside~

>>8516109
I'm 5'6" and 136 lbs, so not really fat. I just want that last inch I can still pinch to go the fuck away and it's being a stubborn pain in the ass.

>>8516089
>someone shows me logical reason why I'm fat
>spew ad hominems at said person out of anger
>still sit on my ass doing nothing
Stay fat , fatty.

>>8515948
I'll fuck ur ass hard bitch

>>8515957
Metabolism plays a part to. If you've got a slow metabolism and are short/inactive outside of the gym 1500 could be your maintenance at 150+lbs.

If you're trying to lose weight as a manlet 1k or lower isn't out of the question.

More cardio is always good though.

>>8516347
I'll fuck ur ass too

>>8516177
Ignore the haters senpai. Getting fit at manlet hieght is a totally different ball game.

Also, post lewd progress pics.

>>8516347
Excuses

>>8516356
And ur ass

>>8516350
>>8516400
Nobody wants your micropenis JonnyMac

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>>8516399
Lol I'm not a manlet. I've actually got the opposite problem. Between being tall, working out, having an incredibly active job and having a high metabolism, I was starvation mode at 2500 calories a day.

Learning how to eat properly showed me a lot about how different calorie requirements can be.

>>8516407
Don't respond to name fags and trolls m8

>>8516407
Yeah you do bitch

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daily reminder to make sure you're man wears a condom

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>>8516356
Well they're just making crap up and pretending it's my life, so it's pretty easy to ignore.

I've already lost over 60lbs and am just bitching about getting rid of the last 5 or so even though I exercise every day and am trying to figure out the correct number of healthy calories for me.. but apparently I'm morbidly obese and never leave my bed and I'm upset about only being able to eat one mcdonalds hamburger a day.

>>8516812
>I've already lost over 60lbs
Nice. At 5'6, that's got to be like night and day.

I remember putting on that much and feeling like a whole different person.

>>8516824
Oh fuck yes.
Every single thing in my life is better because that shit is gone. I can think clearer, my emotions are calmer, everything that requires me to move my body is easier, food tastes better because I'm actually tasting it instead of just stuffing myself, I like myself more and have a reason to avoid bad/short-term "positive" shit like alcohol and sugar that always ended up making me feel like crap long-term, I feel confident in public, my old clothes fucking fit again (actually they're all too big but at least they're comfortable and not tight).

When I was nearly 200lbs I just wanted to get down to 150(my old normal), but it was so easy and so quick to get down to 150 and I felt so much better that I just kept going, and every pound that I lose I feel better and better.. now suddenly I'm stumbling at these last few remaining pounds and inches and I'm getting frustrated, and I think it's annoying how most everything I read or try to use to help me is geared toward someone elses height like no one gives a fuck about short guys.. but honestly I can't get too upset about it.

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>tfw will never ever go to turkey and compete in an oil wrestling tournament

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>>8516876

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>>8516876
WHY DO THEY PUT HANDS IN EACH OTHER PANTS?

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>>8516938
wouldn't you?

>>8516938
Look up the win condition of oil wrestling

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>>8516751
Maybe my husbear and I want to get beargnant and have a babybear. Don't be so anti-beargnant.

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>>8516971
These bear puns are literally unbearable. Plz stop.

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>>8517005
Cub it out

>>8516862
I'm proud of you m8. I'm coming from the opposite direction I was 130lbs at 6'3". I'm at 185 atm, was 210 at my heaviest.

It's a huge difference. I'm literally x5 as strong as I was starting out.

I recently opened a door to an old restaurant I hadn't been to in 60lbs. I remember the door being super heavy. I pulled hard and nearly smashed myself in the face.
>tfw you used to be so weak you were cucked by doors

>>8517005
>puns
None of those were puns.

>>8517108
Pun = play on words

beargnant, husbear, unbearable - sounds like puns to me

>>8517135
>Pun = play on words
Pun =/= play on words
pun
pən/
noun
noun: pun; plural noun: puns

1.
a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
"the pigs were a squeal (if you'll forgive the pun)"
synonyms: play on words, wordplay, double entendre, innuendo, witticism, quip, bon mot
""you can make your own antifreeze by stealing her blanket" is a pun guaranteed to get some groans"

verb
verb: pun; 3rd person present: puns; past tense: punned; past participle: punned; gerund or present participle: punning

1.
make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word.
"his first puzzle punned on composers, with answers like “Handel with care” and “Haydn go seek”"

>>8517135
>>8517146
Keep posting more pun definitions. This scrub deserves to be punished.

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>>8517146

>>8517176
Ignorance is it's own punishment.

>>8515920
>tfw underwear feels unusually tight today
>cheeks constantly swallowing it and turning it into a thong
>fuck yeah getting even thicker
>get home
>take off pants
>realize it had been wearing a pair of my bf's
>looks like my ass stretched them out
I think he's going to be a bit mad

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>>8517264
Kek. I know this feel.

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>>8517264
Way to go big ass.

>>8515920
>Yağlı güreş edition
There are Turks here? My Bosnian butt wants some Turkish cock like in the old times.

>>8517103
Yeah. I know what you mean. For a while I was just getting up off the couch or out of bed and nearly falling over because the weight resistance I was so used to was gone. And I'm still shocked how easy it is to basically run up every flight of stairs and not run out of breath.

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I got a new toy.

>>8517635
Vinyl is good for the suction cup on the end of your dildo. You can do squats onto your plastic cock while lifting weights.

>>8517635
post your cock instead, no one wants to see your over priced chair

>>8517635
>tfw no daddy bf to rape me on the exercise artifact
why live

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>>8517586
No but I wish I were so I could participate

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>>8517635
>Not just getting a gym membership
Scrub it's like you don't want the bros to see how juicy you're getting.

Straight guy here
I've heard rumors that you want to lewd things to straight guys
Is this true? How many of you fags think this way?


Reason I ask is because there was a fag on the last party I went to desperately trying to convince me straight guys could get succed off by a gay man and still be straight

>>8518395
i have a gym membership but i wanted a bench to work our on days i dont or cant go to the gym

>>8518593
lolno straight men are disgusting

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>>8518966

Muscle daddy date night went well. His neck is THICC. P sure he's also incredibly rich. I slept over his place and we cuddled

>>8519004
Cute. Post his pics

>>8519293
No that's rude

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>>8518593
I don't. Is let a cute curious "straight" guy suck me off though. Come to think of it, i'd fuck just about anything with a nice ass, straight or not.

There are some cock hungry fags out there though, so finding one to suck you off isn't hard.

Gay/straight/bi is just a label.

I fuck dudes and I consider myself straighter than some of my friends who enjoy their gf's strap on.

>>8519004
>. I slept over his place and we cuddled
Post sex? Or did you just cuddle?

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>>8519496
Just cuddle! Only cuddle!

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>>8519528
>His neck is THICC
Wait, I assumed you mistyped dick.

Good for you anon. Congrats on finding a cuddle daddy.

>>8518593
Well technically a hole is just a hole. Just because a straight guy is open to the thought of another guy giving him a blowjob doesn't make him fully gay. Most straight guys just close their eyes and imagine girls with big tits or what ever you straight guys daydream about in a girl. It's a cum and then go kinda thing like a gloryhole. Who cares what gender is on the other side as long as you get off and don't care about the receiver. A gay guy sucking a straight guy is just a living fleshlight.

>>8519528
that's cute, anon
I hope things go the way you want

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>bf has been away for two weeks and doesn't get back for a few more days
>want his d

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>>8521163
I bet fucking your ass Venny is heavenly. He's a lucky man. Getting swole myself btw.

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>>8521190
Gay friendly version.

>>8521163
Just cuck him

>>8516751
>>8516971
What is beargnant and why does it give me a boner?

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>>8521259
Worst stupid advice ever given.

>>8521302
What's stupid about it? It would solve your issue

>>8521347
And cause even more issues. Cheating is not the way to go in relationships.

>>8521361
then tell him you're going to get some dick because he's deprived you of it. It's not cheating if you're honest

>tfw no summer pool thicc party to go to

>>8521853
bottom on the far left please. Hairier = better.

>>8521163
>venny confirmed for bottom

why are all musclebears bottoms?

How are gays so good at volleyball

I went to the local gay volleyball league casual play and my god I'm like the third worst person there

>>8522018
it's mostly seen as a girl's sport

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>>8522021
this

>>8522018
They just are.
>tfw bf is a volleyball coach
>tfw coaches favorite boi

>>8517635
Nice. I want your boxers on my face.

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Happy Canada Day

>>8521163
post bf pics and bf dick pics pls

>>8521853
Middle left is best.

>>8523137
>>8523741
>Bringing up Canada this close to the 4th of July

SHAME

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Anyone wants to oil wrestle me?

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>>8523137
Happy Canada day anon. Hope it's a good one.
>>8523734
No.

>>8523802
>having trump as president

Checkmate

>>8524341
>Having cuckdeau as prime minister

>>8524369
>a reality tv star host as president

Just like the hollywood movies :D

>>8523137
Yet another fucking holiday dedicated to getting people to buying more Canadas. I'm SO fucking sick of it.

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>>8524477
Eh?

>>8524491
What a fucking ~CORPORATE~ joke.
Anyways I woke up to Bono singing on some 150th celebration stage. Worst canada day of my existence. No one brought me a roll up the rim cup, no one brought timbits, no one sucked my dick, fml

>>8524491
It shouldn't be allowed to be this fucking handsome

>>8524369
Trudeau is so hot tho

Ours is a fat monster

>>8523137
Thank you for poutine

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>>8524527
True

>>8524532
Is that all bitch

>>8524543
Thank you for poutine fries

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>>8524532
Fuck Quebec though.

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>>8524527

>>8524603
>portugal and spain bullying anyone
unrealistic please delete this

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>>8524527

Justin, yes please

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>>8524625

In honour of canada day I will take a big canadian pingus in my dangus

>>8525275
[canadians running away in fear]

>>8525290

My boyfriend can't run away from me

I've locked that canuck down

>>8515920
pehlivanları içime almak istiyorum .d

>>8515920
you should all kill yourselves

>>8525305

REMOVE KEBAB

>>8525307

How bout you murder this bussy

>>8525330

Report me to my bf so he knows what a bad naughty boy I've been~

>wake up
>fart
>remember too late that my butt is still loaded
Daddy's babies on my sheets

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daily reminder that sp is best canadia boi

>>8525473
If that's the best canada has to offer, we should use it as nuke testing grounds.

>>8525473

Senpai is best

t. definitely not senpai

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>>8525568
>>8525473
>senpai and sp

WRONG

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>>8525584
>>8525568
>buttslut or Sendai being best canuck
I'm offended.

>>8525692

I know it's offensive that anything would even try to challenge Sendaddy

I'm clearly the best

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>>8525713
>Sendaddy
No. You're a kohai.

>>8525900
>coaches favorite
SLLUUUTTTT

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holy shit potato face made a nude wrestling video
>m-muh heart

>>8526336
>he's still getting booked
jfc porn is really desperate these days huh

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>>8526336
Looks like he's wearing dentures. Potatoed and unhygienic.

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>when you meet your gym rival

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thinking about going abstinent for a while and focusing on building friendships and connections instead of hookups and fwbs. ive been with maybe 200-300 guys in the past couple years and i dont feel like im getting anywhere

>ive been with maybe 200-300 guys
and now im just looking to like settle down y'know like im just a normal human being y'know just figuring out my life and yeah so what ive slept with people but its no big deal Mr.Right should love me for me and not my history

>>8526372
I get it, because she and her evolution have their names backwards!

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>>8526559
200-300

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>>8526647
>

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>>8526647
>she
>her

>>8526754
yes?

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>>8526766
you can't just assume a pokemon's gender, shitlord

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>>8526777
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Category:Female-only_Pok%C3%A9mon

>>8526777
I was only gendering it metaphorically as a species. I know individuals can be either gender (unless they're an all one gender or genderless species).

>sweaty hot hunk walks past you in the gym
>inhale audibly

>>8526559
>200-300 guys

Ain't nobody wants your disease ridden fungus stick.

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Are you the big spoon, little spoon or the no spoon?

>>8528109
depends.
if the guy is smaller than me, i am the big spoon.
if he's bigger, then he is.

>>8528109
Always the little spoon, grinding them throughout the cuddles.

>>8528109
>tfw top
>tfw still the little spoon since i'm his muscle teddy bear when he sleeps

>>8528109
I'm usually the big spoon but we alternate every 15 mins or so until we fall asleep

>>8528109
Both

>>8528109
Little spoon all day. I need to be held

>>8517586
Yes I am

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>>8528109
Both, but like being the 6'3 lil spoon.

>>8528109
I'm more buff than the bf but he's like 10 cm taller than me and a bit fat which makes me the small spoon most of the time

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>tfw

>>8528462
I prefer the one where he's holding the manlet up in a crane to talk to him

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>tfw chatting with cute journalist bear
>he said I'm cute
s-senpai noticed me!

>>8529098
>Tfw called cute but never called hot or sexy

All the more motivation to pump iron.

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>>8529119
>tfw never pumped iron and have been called all 3
*shrugs*

>>8529119
I get called out cute when dressed and sexy/hot when naked desu

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>>8527997
>bearded buff manlet constantly stares at you in the gym while you stare elsewhere
>some guy with absolutely divine, mesmerizing, athletic body gives you glances when you aren't looking directly at him, also looks like he bsods for a few seconds when i ask him if i can occupy bench he's resting on
>never see them again ever in the gym
And they just probably thought "welp look at that scrawny lil piece of shit, dyil lol" but whatever

>>8528109

My boyfriend is the top, but I'm usually the big spoon.

>>8528109
I like being the little spoon but my bf is considerably bigger than me and he sometimes lies semi on top of me while holding me hard and I can breathe, so I'm usually the big spoon for sleeping.

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>>8528109
I'm the little spoon when I sleep with my cousin and the big spoon when I sleep with my bf

>>8529296
>and I can breathe
can't

>>8525952
BF/future husbear is a coach. Hence the tank top is on point.

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*pours oil over you and starts 'wrestling' you*

>>8529587

nn daddy

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>>8529672
yes

>>8529587
>>8529741
where are the 4k webms
its fuggin 2017

>>8529744
there are file size restrictions on 4chan
>being this new

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>>8529744
chinkmoot still can't afford vids above 3MB

>>8529751
>file size restrictions in 2017
why did moot give this site to a nip if he isn't going to fix it
and also let's be real bitch you could easily link the hq webm but none of your sources are actually 4k lmao

>>8529762
do you have a 4k monitor that you use to browse 4chin?
most people don't

>>8529119
I only get cute too, is that bad?

>>8529772
>being a poorfag in 2017

>>8529807
it's the polite way to tell someone you never in a million years would fuck them or find them attractive but you want to talk down to them and give them a lil self-esteem boost

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>>8529832

>tfw you call boys cute earnestly

when i call a boy cute it means i want to fill his asshole with my sperm and might let him do the reverse for his birthday desu

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>>8529762
>why didn't you link the hq link before I even asked for it, bitch

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>>8529884
TruAutism

>>8529886
>not being prepared
what a fucking lq bitch

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>>8529901

whatever my bf likes it when i call him cute

>>8529913
yeah because he likes being humiliated

>>8529913
I think cuteness is more charming than handsomeness. Too bad some take offensive when I tell them they're cute.

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>ur prowlin for a qt and this guy spills his spaghetti all over you.
>wwjd?

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>>8529922
>I think cuteness is more charming than handsomeness.
*thinks*

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>>8529927

the sequel

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>>8529920

Hot

I always knew he was a kinky little bitch

>>8529927

Ignore lmao

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>>8529935
i swear the grindr competitor apps have the most intense spergs

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>>8529935
the thrilling finale

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>>8529946
nice ableist slur btw fag :)

>>8529955
>slut shames me
>calls me ableist

what is a man to do

>>8529928
I mean, for hot guys attracts my dick, but qt guys melts my heart

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>>8529946
>Dr. Class

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>>8529970
Do you seriously separate guys into "hot" and "not hot but cute" categories?

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>>8529987
Yes, and I most often go for qtness. sue me

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>>8529946
>thinking this highly of yourself
>on a gay hookup app

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>>8529997
I don't think it's legal to sue an 11 year old girl

>>8529935
>he unironically thinks "friendship" in hookup apps means "platonic friendship"
poor soul

>>8530003
eras this

>>8529913
Who wrote that pic, Robespierre?

>>8530152

what a strange association

mascgen, how do i make any masc fag friends? im lonely as fuck, all my friends suck major ass, tried apps but everyone wants to fuck, tried gay bars but everyone is fem

>>8530304
You're gonna have a hard time finding friends when you're so difficult

>>8530362
i fail to see how am i being difficult, care to explain?

>>8530304
>all my friends suck major ass
who's that fag i see, staring straight back at me
when will my reflection show, what a nice and amazing guy i ammmmmmm

>>8530396
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ none of them care about me in the slightest, even when i do help them out with their shit regularly. they only hit me up when they need something

>>8530304
Make normal (=fem) gay friends and subtly bully them until they feel ashamed of being feminine and start acting masc.

It's either that or hope that you'll meet a guy who happens to be gay, masc, and friend material by chance, which is highly unlikely.

>>8530432
Ah yes, the pushover. The most mediocre slave you can have.

>>8529229
Hopefully you'll see them again.

>>8530304
If they're friends and not fuck buddies, why would you care if they're gay? Just find some straight bros.

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>>8530786
^ this

>tfw want a bf
>hate the 'dating' stage
I wish I could just jump to the point where we're comfortable enough to fart in front of each other and are making plans of getting a pet

>>8530927
iktf
Even if you try to make the dating stage as easy as possible it just feels like a huge burden anyways.

>>8515948
I'm 5'7" and eat 1500 calories a day and lose weight. Stick with it.

>>8530927
>>8530942
everything of value requires work.
in fact, it is the effort that makes you value it.

>>8530978
The work isn't in the dating stage, though. That's just to try to figure out whether the guy is crazy or not. The real work comes afterwards

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>>8530927
It takes time to know someone to be able to get that far. The destination isn't worth it until you experience the journey.

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>>8530995
If you have issues with "crazy" or not, you might want to consider that you're the issue at hand or at least how you go about things might be a tad off of the normal social pattern.

>>8531007
>lectures about committed relationships
>posts pornstars

kek

>>8530995
>try to figure out whether the guy is crazy or not.

Birds of a feather flock together.
If you are crazy, you will choose a crazy bf.
If you are not crazy, you will avoid having a crazy bf.
You don't need to put any effort into "figuring it out" your subconcious will do it all for you, whether you want it to or not.

This is why you need to get mental health first, before a relationship.

>>8530927

tfw he farts in front of you now

uwu

>>8531048

tfw he asks you to rim him and then farts to let you know you're his bitch

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>>8531036
You can appreciate the beauty in male porn stars and still have a monogamous mind set you dolt.

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>>8531059
Stupid yo.

>>8531060
"When I grow up I hope my husband looks at porn all day!"

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>>8531067
>all day
You're really dumb if you think that I'm addicted to porn and don't love who I'm with just because I save porn stars pictures on my computer or even watch porn randomly. You sound like a stuck up snobby purist retard.

Go find yourself a church and repent from being gay because you obviously have more in common with hypocritical religious freaks than other gay people.

>>8531059

i... dont know that feel...

>>8531064
well, it happened to me.
and i was disgusted by it.
now i'm terrified that he will do it again whenever i rim him.
but so far he hasn't.
is this abuse?
or did he just accidentally fart?

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>>8531067
>"When I grow up

Do so quickly please.

>>8531079
>"I'm monogamous but I feel the need to look at nude men other than my husband having sex"
>"You're a hypocrite"

O-okay, anon
Sorry to burst your perfect domestic bubble by drawing attention to your inconsistencies.

>when you match with a guy and they don't message you
why?

>>8531059
hot

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>>8531090

>>8531094
Happens all the damn time. Everyone's afraid to message first.

>>8531090
Someones jealous.

>>8531103
But he's right though anons need to stop shit posting their shit advice while being horrendous hypocrites irl

>>8531101
thing is i messaged the guy first.
he didn't unmatch with me or anything.
just didn't respond.

>>8531090
These posts are getting a little too salty for my tastes.

>>8531109
Yep that's the annoying bit, why even go through the effort of matching with people when you won't respond?

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>>8531107

>>8531118
>>8531110
>>8531103
Be less obvious next time dude.

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>>8531120
One of those (you)s is not like the others

One of those (you)s is me.

>>8531109
He's probably married anyway.
Most men on those sites are.

>>8531014
>>8531045
>if you don't know everything about a guy who you just met's personality right away you are the problem
sure thing lads

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>>8531120

can you catty whores take your pissing match elsewhere?
you're killing the chill

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>>8531145
Shut the fuck up you pussy and talk about shit. Whining doesn't help anything, but stoke the cattiness.

Like today I ate a lot of meat to help with my leg gains.

>>8531137
Humans are pretty adept at sizing people up.
Most research shows that we can pretty accurately judge people within 30 seconds of meeting them.
So if you are picking "the wrong guys" then you're doing it on purpose, at least on a subconcious level.

>>8531141
>thinking that people actually care enough to make a screenshot

do you have ocd?

>>8531178
Are you really that old or are you posting someone else's pics?

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>>8531228
No anon.

These are just other people pics.

>>8531215
>Most research shows that we can pretty accurately judge people within 30 seconds of meeting them
Then why are you arguing for dating and "working for it" when that suggests it is highly unnecessary?

>>8531406
>accurately
There are things about people that many don't know even years after being with them let alone within the first 30 seconds of meeting them. Relationships are more complicated than a 30 second showoff.

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is he /MeNa/?

>>8531605
>is he /a pile of cadaver on concrete ground thrown off the roof/?
Luckily no

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>tfw getting really good at taking pictures of myself but not sure if I actually look like that IRL

Should I throw some average pictures up on my profile too?

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>>8531605
I wish I was that hairy. So sexy.

>>8531676
Throw your pics on here bb.

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>>8530141

>mfw I unironically thought that "Friendship" on Scruff meant friendship

That's what I get for putting off dating until I'm 26.

how to be hairy and bearded and masc?

>>8532013
Wait patiently. Inject androgenic substances if you cant wait for that bald head and lush beard.

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>>8529935
>>8529927
What an annoying prude. Get off fucking hookup apps if you want a relationship! That's like going to Craigslist M4M Casual Encounter and expecting Jesus Fucking Christ to show up.

>>8528109
No spoon

found my new youtube name: Scepticist Heretic

wish me luck fellow rationalists!

>>8531676
It's amazing how much you can achieve with the right angles and favorable lighting. I'm skinny af (no bully pls I am working to fix it), but I've got peoe say that I'm 'huge' by showing them the right pics. It's both fun and sad because I'm definitely not irl and it made me not trust most pics I see

>tfw new tiny hairs in places where there wasn't hair before
I don't know if this is a result of working out or just something that would have happened naturally anyway but it still amazing. I hope they actually keep growing because I want a fuzzy tum. Has anyone experienced body hair growth at 23+?

>>8532606
Same nowadays my socmedia profile pics are just random abstract art, same result.

>>8532617
ftms sure have

>>8532593
I'm too emotionally driven to follow sorry

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>the deafening, roaring thunder braps of a freshly depilated butt
God why
Why

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>never come from head
>Even while slamming away face fucking
>Bf just sucked me if in under a minute
I think he's a wizard.

>>8532818
>tfw my ex is the only one to make me come from head
I miss him, bros. ;_;

>>8532864
>letting the one who sucked you off good get away
you FOOL

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>tfw you get aroused by the smell of your own feet
I find it pretty manly and hot, is this normal?

>>8533038
Getting aroused by manly scents is pretty normal. Sniffing your own feet, probably not as much. But it's a pretty mild fetish so you shouldn't worry too much about it. Just don't go full autismo on it

>>8533038
lol no

>>8533038
I get aroused by my own pheromones sometimes

>>8516938
for grappling, oil is a lubricant and you cant grapple the opponent from arms/body etc. so they all go for pants because its easier to get a good hold on from there.

t. turk

>>8533105
pheromones are odorless

>>8533172
How easy would it be to participate in an oil wrestling competition as a foreigner? I hear they banned (real) faggots from attending it

>>8533202
i am not sure if you can compete in the championship but i guess you can attend to small wrestling matches that are out of championship.

yeah actual fags are banned, oil wrestlers are very homophobic lul.

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>>8533213
>yeah actual fags are banned, oil wrestlers are very homophobic lul.
Sorry but I find this hilarious. Does greater closets exist?
>n-noNO HOMO!!!

>>8533248
>Sorry but I find this hilarious. Does greater closets exist?
Yeah in all physical sports. Wrestling is a good western example. People will regularly rub their junk into another man's asshole with some thin fabric in between but nohomobro

>>8533248
>>8533264
junk grabbing in oiled wrestling is illegal famalam.

found a nice english essay about it.

http://fightland.vice com/blog/lube-up-the-strange-art-of-turkish-oil-wrestling

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>>8533282
Which is why they fondle eachother instead by other means?

>>8533302
shit happens sometimes.

>>8533310
I warn my bf about this all the time

>>8533340
we all know deep inside you want shit to happen ;^)

Oh fuck, the metalhead musclebear I'm crushing on actually did it. He asked me if I want to hang out one night this week. I'm terrified, he's actually the hottest dude that has ever expressed interest in me.

>>8534352

are you a skinnyfat twink with large hips?

Buzz cut. Yay or nay?

>>8534766
Huge yay. It's such a turn on. With a buzz cut the dude can convince me to do the wildest stuff and I'd be down.

>>8534766
Normally I'd say yay. But I've currently got a sunburn in the top of my head.

>>8534766
heil yes

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>>8535771
Kek

>>8534359
Not really, I'm escaping twink. 6'5, 95kg, smooth torso, beard. Normal hips. I'm cute, he says. He is smoking hot.

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>>8536104
I have just the shirt for you then.

>>8535780
>posting black dudes

>>8536491
although i agree with you there are some black guys who are quite handsome, but they have to have lots of white genetics in them to even be considered attractive.

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>>8536110

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>>8536977
>>8536110

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>>8536491
95% sure that's a white guy. Not that I paid a whole lot of attention to the face.

>>8536104
>95kg
>Twink

Lanklet life is suffering.

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>>8536993
>>8536977
>>8536110
My fave.

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>>8537008
that guy is clearly black.

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>>8537023
No way. He's to pale and doesn't have black people hair, take a closer look at the pic. If he's more than a quarter black i'll eat my hat.

>>8537040
I'm talking about this guy>>8535780


He does have black hair and IS BLACK.

There HAS to exist a gay gym somewhere in the world right? Where? Does is penis sucking a regularity there?

>>8537318
There are lots of gay gyms. They are not officially labeled like that, but they are regular gyms where mostly gay guys go. Depending on where you live, you can more or less easily find out which ones and where they are looking online.

That said, it's very possible that the guys you'd find at those gyms are just there to get some dick and not to actually work out. So don't be surprised if you go and it's full of twinks prancing around

>>8537639
Nice, i know gaycities lists some for some cities but I'm curious if there's some notoriously gay one

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can we have another potato face edition?

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rolling for black edition

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>>8538162
agree

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summer olympics gymnastics edition

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ME edition

>>8538368

looks like a butch woman imo

>>8538390
delet

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white edition

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>>8538218
>>8538162

>>8538433
Just make the nigger edition already

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>>8538390
>butch

gurl, please.
that fag is nellier than nellie oleson

>>8538459
>>8538459
>>8538459