/mtfg/ dream women general

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First for Chara

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top 10 anime how to stop being sads

tfw want to see if my body passes but too nervous to post nudes anywhere because posting nudes is a really dumb idea

>>8505917
ask merc mby

>>8505917
send them to your trusted friends then

>>8505921
hi merc

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>>8505917
just send them to me.
anyone else will just lie to you

>>8505916
just watch NGE

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Stop being islamophobes

>>8505927
I don't want to be tossed off the roof of the new WTC tho??

>>8505927
what if the muslims here are islamophobes and I don't want to anger them by disagreeing?

>>8505924
>>8505922
sent ;)
>>8505927
i mean like
how can these people say that islamophobia is ok when they're probably the same people who got the star of david banned
like yeah
israel is doing horrible shit to palestine
but several islamic countries would literally murder a person for being lgbt+
like really

>>8505927
but islam is mean to trannies

>>8505934
>how can these people say that islamophobia is ok
i mean how can they say it isn't ok
like
I'd be afraid to live in an islamic country
I'm not necessarily averse to people who practice islam though

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>>8505934
Is that a no?

>>8505938
Ban all religions.
The world will be cleaner.

I'm really scared

>>8505946
t. person who isnt too bright

>>8505954
T.Religious person

>>8505945
no i sent them to you
>>8505946
people can believe in whatever they want if it helps them to not be a shitty person
but when your government starts encouraging you to murder people in the name of whatever religion then yeah
that shit needs to be cut out

>>8505934
>>8505938
being against israel and zionism is very different than being against all jews. just like being against islamic fundamentalism is different than being against all muslims/brown people.

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>>8505954
hey, what do you have against people who aren't too bright?

Apparently I'm a 34C says A Bra That Fits. People are really wrong about bra size stereotypes if true.

>>8505960
There are lots of jews that say "If you're against Zionism that means you're against the right for jews to exist and survive as jews. That means youre an anti-semite"

Pretty ridiculous imo.

>>8505959
believing an invisible consciousness directing the lives of people is a mental illness.

>>8505977
yeah it's dumb but
w/e
even if someone is misguided, if they're a better person for it and they can't see any alternative then there's really no reason they shouldn't be allowed to believe.
that's kind of how I rationalize most of my family members lol.

Is it a good idea to use an epilator on your arms too?

>>8505985
uh it depends
do you want hairless arms?

>>8505974
> tfw same
>>8505985
I do it, it just werks.
>>8505983
No, they're not going to be a better person, they're going to be a less responsible person and *eventually* a better person.

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>>8505991
uhu forgot pic

>>8505993
>>8505974
Don't forget that despite your numerical measurement you have tiny wideset gyno that won't fit right

>>8505995
oh wow thank you so much i almost forgot

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>>8505991
>>8505993
I know right? I thought I was like an A. Maybe B idk.
>>8505995
lmao I know right. Oh well I think theyre ok.

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>>8505999
how the fuck do conetits even work

>>8506006
how do they even look? can't tell if mine are or not.

>>8506006
idk. I dont think mine are THAT coney

unsee (dot) cc (slash) zadosure

>>8505999
Heed my advice before you waste money on bras far too large for you.

>>8506016
afaik they're not round-ish and not filled-ish and far apart.
>>8506018
Somehow I got very similar results while mines are far more cony lmao. That's hilarious.
It probably mean my top of rib cage is more larger relatively to my underbust zone.

>>8506018
wow your boobs look really good. it looks like you're kind of pushing them together in that pic but still. how long on hrt?

>>8506023
well I dont really plan on buying any bras any time soon. so thanks I guess.
>>8506024
well 2 measurements will only every get you so specific. lots of shapes and sizes y'know
>>8506028
yeah I took that for lewd purposes not for educational purposes Im just reusing it. So I was pushing them together. Anyway like a year or so. Its kinda complicated

How do I have dreams that aren't nightmares or about people I miss?

>>8506042
Who do you miss?

>>8506044
My sister, friends I've lousy touch with, etc

>>8506045
Lost*

>>8506045
Maybe you should consider meeting up with them, and you might stop having such terrible dreams.

That'll be $150 dollars, see you next week.

>>8506049
Jewed again

>>8506067
Good morning

>>8506067
hi
you got work today?

>>8506067
no

>>8506067
yes

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>>8506070
Good afternoon Lass

>>8506071
Herro
Nope, not for a while

>>8506072
>>8506074
Maybe

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>>8506081
oh, yea

>>8506081
>Maybe
i don't know

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>>8506083
It's time for Europeans to take over

>>8506086
Can you repeat the question

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>>8506081
aw that's nice
what are you gonna do with your time off?

>>8506090
>It's time for Europeans to take over
the age of americans is over

the time of the european has come

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>>8505910

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>>8506101
The usual, keep the house clean, cook, work out, hang out with friends, shitpost, try out new things etc.

And what are you doing now?

>>8506102
Canadians, Aussies and South Americans are welcome to join the Europeans.

>>8506110
>Aussies
no

NO

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I found a new image to play with :D

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>>8506112
yes

YES

>>8506105
did you see earlier tonight when seiryu posted about depression and chara told her to commit suicide

thats pretty epic XD bants huh

>>8506112
but what about aussies who have really recent euro heritage

>>8506110
it's 11pm here and I'm just listening to dumb podcasts
house-sitting and looking after dogs
gettin my name changed
heading back to melbourne in late july so I'll be able to start working again pretty soon after

>>8505999
Where'd you find that calc

>>8506120
>11PM
jesus those timezones

>gettin my name changed
Ohh good luck!

Also are you on vacashun too or something? (since you said you're heading back to Melbourne)

>>8506118
no i didnt see that because i was asleep. Idk what you want me to say, piety is not a good person, I would not recommend people going through a rough time interact with her.

>>8506120
>but what about aussies who have really recent euro heritage
wait a minute, isn't that like 98% of all australians

are you trying to cheat me again

>>8506128
yeah I'm on uni holiday
I'm only taking like 2 subjects next semester though so I can work part time
>>8506131
nah I mean like really recent
like my grandma on my mother's is 100% greek and my grandma on my dad's side is very norwegian
both of my granddads are irish trash but no convict heritage baby

T F W N O C H A S E R B F

>>8506142
same

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Going outside was a mistake. Never again.

>>8506142
tfw u have chasers giv u money and you return it out of guilt.

>>8506142
>tfw only guy interested lives several states away

Why does America have to be so big? I hate LDRs

>>8506130
I'm a good person.
[desu]

>Cold sore outbreak again
>Was planning on intimacy and kissing tonight
cure when

>>8506142
if you wanted a bf, you could get one lickedy-split though

i don't know what's stopping you

>>8506151
never
I don't really ever get them anymore
tea tree oil works

>>8506154
I've just been using Abreva and I hadn't thought about tea tree oil. I'll look into it

>>8506150
kill yourself you worthless faggot

>>8506152
men are shit

>>8505935
>but islam is mean to trannies
I think it's the only mainstream religion that has absolutely no issue with trannies at all and actively encourages it by giving free surgeries and hrt. Like Iran for example.
They only have a problem with gay guys, lesbianism punishment is 5 lashes, gay punishment is death by stoning, tranny punishment is forced hrt, paid by the government.

(Gays also have the option to take hrt or death)

>>8506160
i am getting some mixed messages from you here, beeps

>>8506158
emma was just talking about cryptocoins and her gf not long ago, why is slutting it up with other people when shes taken. same with cis tits

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>tfw those crushing feeligs of guilt i felt at 3am turned into anger pointed at myself

>>8506158
i mean thats kinda hot desu but still you should like either unplug your internet and smash your phone or just kill yourself honestly

>>8506165
Islam is downright barbaric to women, though, so it's definitely shit for MtFs.

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>>8506167
They're both whores, who like to cheat.

>>8506173
My phone already exploded, they better pay for my medical bill.

I want to fuck Piety right in the ass and cum all over her with the remaining bits of her shit on my dick smearing it all over her slav belly :3

>>8506173
I really hope he kills himself one day kid lives a pathetic life

>>8506165
>I think it's the only mainstream religion that has absolutely no issue with trannies at all and actively encourages it by giving free surgeries and hrt.
Isn't that just Iran though?

>>8506125
www dot brasizecalculator dot tk
>>8506142
same

>>8506182
Yeah, it is. And only based on one leader's decision, little to do with islam at large.

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>>8506179
I'm not into that at all.

>>8506180
>he
classic

>>8506179
gross

>>8506186
What about going on an alcohol-fueled cat flaying rampage?

>>8506186
None of the pictures you've ever posted are you. You're probably some fat fucking loser that role plays online.

>>8506186
that's a cute girl. I like to wear my scarf like that too.

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>>8506190
Ironically i hate blood, so that's a no go.

>>8506193
Hi moap and or moap-lite
But, you disappoint me.

>>8506194
Yeah, she killed herself after that photo.
Beheaded herself with a train how cool is that.

>>8506201
i wanna go like that too

wanna boy to fuck with my head please

>>8506201
You're on 4chan all day shitposting and acting edgy and you think anyone believes you aren't some larping fat ass?

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>>8506203
I wonder how painful it is
Gotta be quick though i imagine.

>>8506201
Wouldn't have thought you'd be the squeamish kind... I guess I'm too used to blood and death.

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>tfw you were right

>>8506176
>Islam is downright barbaric to women
Depends on what kind of woman you want to be.
You want to have a husband? Kids (adopted or otherwise) ? Do you prefer doing housework? Then it's perfectly fine, you will never be discriminated against, you will Always be referred to as a woman and accepted as one without question. Islam doesn't believe in the concept of transgender, so you're just a regular woman and you're allowed to say that. It'll be just woman, not transwoman. And your husband won't kill you for having a dick either, cause most likely, you'll get the free surgery from the government (because there's a law against sodomy).


If you want to be a typical western girl though, possibly get beaten up by a nigger in a bar when he sees you're Trans, or just being a regular degenerate like everyone else under the sun. Then yeah, Islam isn't for you.

>>8506182
(not that person) i think so but i also think there isn't really anything in islam which specifically forbids trans people. like same as with most religions you can probably find interpretations and like random quotes but i don't think it explicitly says anywhere "being tranny is not allowed xd". that being said the "muslims loves transpeople" thing people post about is stupid and i think in most cases probably not true. but I don't think the problem is specifically islam its more that most islamic countries have been continuously fucked over for at least the past 100 years and the extreme conservative parts of their societies are or were being propped up.

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>>8506193
The picture that Maddie shared on discord is supposedly Chara, but it may have just been a joke

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THIS GUY JUST TOLD ME HE'S MASTURBATING TO THOUGHTS OF ME WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I SAY

>>8506214
Seriously, treating women like slaves is bad, that's not even open to discussion. Pretending it's a good thing out of masochistic perversion is what's degenerate, not the other way around.

>>8506201
I thought about that too even had a spot and looked for some times when you could do it without being seen but I got distracted by other stuff.

>>8506221
hot

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>>8506208
I'm not sure an hour a day counts as all day shitposting and acting edgy.

Moap you can do better than this, there is some really awful things that i have done you could use against me, insult or bring up. But saying im a role playing fat guy is neither true nor prove-able.

>>8506212
I don't know about squeamish but it kinda kills it for me. That's why i prefer suffocation/strangulation.

>>8506213
Pleb is cute, and passes.

>>8506214
>>8506216
Islam needs to be reformed.

>>8506219
That's obviously not me.

>>8506224
If i was going to kill myself, i would use a shotgun.

>>8506228
Can't prove you're not either.

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>>8506232
Yeah i can, there is time-stamps of my body lmao.

Publicly even.
I wish trannies were good at bullying.

>>8506228
are you and moap on good terms yet

did you kiss and make up

>>8506222
Take a look at modern society, this is all because of liberties given to women. Race mixing, fornication, adultery. It's out in the open, the world is a disgusting place full of degenerates, if you think being a good husband and wife is degenerate then idk what to tell you.

>>8506228
At this point, I don't think anyone would take a picture of "you" seriously. Unless it's of a hamster wielding implements of destruction.

>>8506228
well you can't get guns in western europe easily

>>8505916
Watch watamote. You'll be so happy you aren't the main character it will alleviate all sadness and depression. Repeat as necessary.

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>>8506238
I had no issue with moap, but she does enjoy constantly following me around and harassing me.
Obsessed or something.

>>8506240
People have seen me on skype, and on discord.

>>8506241
That's true, Explosives maybe?
If not train would probably be the next best thing.

>>8506228
>>8506228
>1%
idk about that senpai
>>8506239
ahhhh, so if something correlates with something else, that means that it's what caused it!
>>8506242
what if you'd much rather be her, than you?

>>8506237
There are pictures of your legs in dimly lit rooms with a sign on your legs with unreadable words on it. Hardly time-stamped pics. Not to mention everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie. If you say you're a girl you're probably a guy.

>>8506239
Male domination belongs in the trash can of history. Women clinging to deprecated stereotypes of subservience in this day and age are despicable uncle toms and nothing more.

>>8506228
not even a reformation. like after the christian reformation they didn't stop hating gays and that stuff. i think it probably just needs secularization and for foreign interests to stop fucking around and destroying people's lives.

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>wake up
>see this grinding you
what do

>>8506210
I think about it every day but I suppose it does hurt to get cut and bashed by a train

>>8506252
but I just want a strong hairy european man with big hands to pull my hair and tell me he loves me
is that a trash fetish

>>8506248
Honestly, that's not much of a proof. Back in the late 90s, when "I" showed myself on webcam, it was actually a friend, cis female and fifteen years older than I was, sitting in front of it while I did the typing.

>>8506250
Do you just want her body or do you actually want to be her personality and all? If the latter is it because you think it's an improvement on your current personality?

>>8506248
hm the easiest to get explosive thing is like prepared molotovs at the supermarket. I mean there also is this big H2O2 tank in this one company but idk.

>>8506262
both actually.

>8 months on cypro and E
>1 month on spiro before that
>5'10 and still only have 38 A boobers

Am I fucked? Why wont they grow?? ;-;

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>>8506250
You are.

>>8506251
Oh, you're from r9k
You're basing it off 1 picture i took at night to show him that i was wearing pajamas lmao
why do you ignore all the other timestamped pictures

>>8506255
It needs to not exist, but that will never be the case.

>>8506257
I'm not sure how instant the death would be, but it would be pretty certain at least.

>>8506261
That's just because you're an idiot.
People have talked to me on voice, and know what i sound like. Not hard to talk while also on cam.

>>8506263
Avoid dying by fire, or burning, or etc. That's like the most painful way to go.

>>8506259
All fetishes are kind of trashy anyway, but yeah, that one stinks, especially since too many guys treat that as normal and not fetish bullshit.

>>8506266
you've barely started hrt you ditz :p

chara is the most overrated character in this show

>>8506259
wanting to be sexually dominated or even in a relationship where the man takes the lead is not the same at as thinking women should be like subhuman and not matter in society. so as long as you separate it no its fine.

>>8506268
The certainty of it is what makes it desirable
The experience too seems better than just jumping/taking pills and hoping for the best

>>8506268
Back then, we didn't have enough bandwidth for voice chat, you know. Going on webcam meant low res pics updated every few seconds...

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>tfw no car
>tfw no bike

>>8506268
>why do you ignore all the other timestamped pictures
Because there are no others. Your orbiters saying they've seen you hardly counts.

>>8506265
Well watching it as a life goal or guide to living could bring you happened. Make it a video bible.

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>>8506227

True, but not helpful...
H-he wants to do lewd things to my body!

>>8506269
>All fetishes are kind of trashy anyway
all of them except foot fetishes

>>8506268
yeah you are right but honestly I think the town I live in needs to be cleaned by fire. my dad told me often his method would be H overdose or going out in the cold freezing to death.

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>>8506275
Go away budget Sertii.

>>8506278
>>8506288
>what is an archive
It's like you did almost no research at all...
go back to r9k

>>8506282
I want to jump off a building with a shotgun, and rain hell down below on the normies

>>8506286
Future is here baby.

>>8506293
Has he seen what you look like?

>>8506287
publick transport/feet

>>8506300
As if I would do research about some retarded larper on 4chan.

no foot fetish bf

This is the greatest thing /v/ has ever created.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

>>8506300
>I want to jump off a building with a shotgun, and rain hell down below on the normies
wow
that's just beautiful
you're creative, piety

>>8506221
Be happy. It's kind of great feeling knowing that someone is getting off on just the thought of being with you.

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>>8506300

Well, no...but I did tell him as soon as he started messaging me a lot...

He said that it was kind of hot, that he likes guys that want to be girls and wants to treat me like a girl...

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>>8506299
Comfy, i wonder what freezing to death would be like.

>>8506303
Clearly, you rather shitpost and lie about me instead. lole

>>8506275
>tfw Chara usually responds to your posts but Nicole doesn't
am I doing something wrong?

>>8506300
stop posting in this thread you useless drama monging discord whore

>>8506312
Lie about you? that's comical keep larping faggot.

>>8506302
Awwyiss!!

>>8506314
i get distracted easily and usually post and then close tab

chara is obsessed with attention and being the center of attention because she's more mentally ill than most of this thread

>>8506312
I heard from people who almost froze to death it's p comfy. at first it's cold but then you feel warm and comfy and take off your clothes because it's so warm and then you become very sleepy and sit down a bit and fall alseep probably forever.

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>patient pooped all over the bed
fun day at work...

>>8506319
Hey, as the most insane woman in this thread, I have to ask you to stop saying "mentally ill" as if that was a bad thing. Madness is good.

>>8506306
p nice
>>8506323
uh oooh

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>>8506308

It is kind of exciting, but...I don't want to ruin it...

>>8506323

My normal day.

Had five deaths in the past month, too.

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>>8506307
thanks, it would be really funny.

>>8506309
Maybe you should do that first.

>>8506314
what

>>8506315
You're really quite mean, under the guise of being nice. Not sure what makes me a drama monging discord whore though.

>>8506316
What ever makes you happy i guess.

>>8506319
It's okay budget sertii, hostility is boring and not needed.

>>8506323
are you a nurse?

I wish Gary Johnson won :(

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>>8506326
>most insane woman in this thread

>>8506306
lol that was actually really good

>>8506326
fair point but chara is a malignant sociopath and compulsive liar and its genuinely impossible for me to understand how people here are so stupid as to trust her

her posts are boring as fuck too, just a couple steps removed from "nothing personnel kid"
>>8506329
The fact people encourage you is probably the biggest proof I've seen than 4chan users are imbeciles and I wish you had stayed away with your /r9k/ orbiters.

>>8506332
To be fair Chara is probably a guy so she might be right.

>>8506328
woah. poor old people.

>>8506305
My old gf had a foot fetish, was kinda weird, she wanted me to put her toes in my mouth while I fucked her from the front.

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>>8506334
We've never even interacted before, not sure what your issue with me is.

>>8506335
ya dude

>>8506328
Oh yeah oh can totally get that. What did you end up doing?

>>8506329
im a cna
>>8506327
didnt help i had to take 2 extra appointments
>>8506328
yea we had lots of deaths here lately too
not as much as you but still

>>8506334
i think basically what happens is someone acts like an idiot and everyone hates them then new people come and don't know why people hate this person so they decide they like them. or like people like carol who like absolutely anyone who will give them attention.

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>>8506344
I don't know what that stands for but i am guessing its a old person watcher?

>>8506341
I think he hates women

>>8506341
my issue with you is that you're fucking annoying, like a blowfly randomly dropping dead on your salad.

>>8506344

Five is weird. Normally they go in groups of three but they've been dying a lot lately.

...one of the ones I was friends with committed suicide. Snuck a big bottle of tylenol into her room.

>>8506349
implying chara is a woman

>>8506341
>we never interacted so you can't dislike me
on what level does this make any sense

>>8506306
This is my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6NjN6yug4

/mtfg/ the musical when

>>8506348
"certified nursing assistant", soo yea i take care of old people
>>8506352
ow that sucks...

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>>8506348

Certified Nursing Aide
or
Constantly Needed Always

Basically we do the shit work for the nurses, or work in old folks homes bathing, dressing, and feeding them.

>>8506268
idk the stats say like 1%..
>>8506290
idk i wanna be better, but idk if discount tomoko is even possible
>>8506299
>H overdose
owwwwww, my tummy hurts reading that

>>8506356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONb28aPRmBI

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So I have to wear button ups at work

How bad is my gyno

>>8506340
nice. cute

>>8506359
did you ever take heroin? idk both my parents favour that idea so I thought it probably isn't that shitty

>>8506362
His name was Robert Paulson.

>>8506361
? D:

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>>8506349
shrug

>>8506350
Annoying how exactly.
There is a filtering system for a reason.

>>8506354
kek

>>8506355
I did not imply that, nor say that.
People are free to dislike me all they want. Just rather know the real reason.

>>8506357
>>8506358
Are they easy to steal from?

>>8506359
It glitched it meant to say 100% cute

>>8506362
The 70s called. They want that vile shirt back.

>>8506370
why whould i wanna steal from them?
i like my old people, well most of them

>>8506372
>Asking Chara why shes edgy

>>8506371
I stole it from my gay uncle

It's like 130$

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>>8506370

That's a horrid question.
Also, most of them just try to straight up give me stuff.

>>8506378
He's probably closeted straight. No real gay guy would have such a shit taste in clothes.

>>8506370
you know why Nicole doesn't like you she explained it in the post. stop being delusional.

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>>8506372
Just wondering. Seems like they would be easy to abuse.
Doesn't seem like a job i would enjoy.

>>8506377
>using a overstated word that lost all meaning.

>>8506381
was it actually? i was just curious
What kind of gifts do they give?

>>8506386
>implying you aren't an edgy attention whore

>want to die of hypothermia
>it's summer
fug

>>8506384
I think it's pretty for boys clothes tyvm

Also his taste is amazing, and there's nothing wrong with it

>>8506389
die of hyperthermia

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>>8506385
Saying i am like a annoying fly does not explain it.
lol

>>8506387
You're clearly not any better than me, with your constant hostility when I've been quite nice and have done nothing worth hating me.

>>8506392
too hot everywhere i'm able to go

goodnight

Chara is honestly one of the nicest girls here once you get to know her.

I really really hate pretty office girls complaining about the type of flowers the boyfriends bought them and how they're wrong

>>8506398
i said hyperthermia not hypothermia

>>8506393
you are clearly sociopathic and even dumb enough to let people know it easily.

>>8506402
t.easily manipulated orbiter

>>8506407
Actually, no. Chara couldn't manipulate me if she tried. I've just gotten to know her and understand how she ticks.
And I'm not even in her discord.

>>8506404
'i'll take those flowers if you dont like them'
*mails them to beepbeep*

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>>8506406
My emotional state has no relevance to this conversation. How-ever it was quite intentional to have it known.

But as i said before, i have done nothing even remotely "bad" recently.

>>8506408
t.so easily manipulated they don't even realize it

>>8506365
metabolites of it, but not what they would get if they just went out and bought some random shit. idk what fent is like only morphine, u-47700, sub, and oxy when was like 16.
i'd rec just not doing h, cause motivation is rip in pasta on morphine (and u-4, but that's synthetic)
idk, all i can see is a puke nod die combo that will just be terrible.
>>8506368
that's my entry!
>>8506370
idk normos say otherwise
and apparently smiling is supposed to be done?

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when your dog gets out of your bed and sneaks out of your room

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>>8506415
Well, i think you're cute pleb.
I hope you will accept happiness one day.

>>8506417
tfw no beep beep jeep dog gf

>>8506415
Oohhh!!

>>8506412
you use people like Caroline as tools because they are easy to influence. I know what kind of stuff you do of course some people are not gonna like that.

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I'm going to ask beepbeep to be my girlfriend today!

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>>8506421
What exactly did i do to Caroline?

I'm not saying i didn't do bad things in the past it's unfair to say i'm the only one. But my recent behavior has been quite good i thought.

>>8506415
hmm I had some hash that probably was laced with opium but a least I didn't puke.

>>8506425
well just look at the first post of this thread.

yeah you are not the only one just don't wonder why people get pissed because of what you are and what you did. if you are open to people some are gonna hate you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnleHcG32M

>>8506435
What's wrong with saying first for chara
lol

>actual well-normalised older transwoman: tells me I'm gonna need FFS to pass and talks to me about how she had to do sex work to afford it when she was younger and gives some pointers as to what specific procedures I'll need to pass and what they do, and is encouraging but realistic etc.
>my mum today: insists my face looks fine and says it's only my voice and my body language that don't pass and I don't need surgery because Olivia Wilde has a square jaw so that must mean I pass too etc., asks why I would listen to anyone who says I need surgery to, says I have BDD etc.
really activates my almonds

>>8506440
Are you good now or only pretending to be good?

>>8506410
*adds teddy bear

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>>8506424
o wow!!!!!!!!!

>>8506256
>tfw even if I'm not in the mood or don't find the person attractive, having stuff done to me out of the blue gets me aroused as heck
I'm the walking definition of "rape case thrown out of court" ffs

>>8506447
You'll probably need to work on your voice and body language too. FFS isn't a silver bullet, even though your jaw definitely could benefit from it.

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>>8506449
Doing my best.

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>>8506451
Should I ask here?!?

>>8506457
Delete your folders of mtfg people then

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>>8506463
What's the problem with that? I have no issue with people collecting pics of me...

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>>8506362
Robert Paulson?

also r8 my fayemode, faye

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>>8506450
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8506465

JFC you look like a mother

>>8506465
go back to the 80's

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>>8506462
yeah

>>8506473
I'm 39, so, yeah, not looking like a teenage girl, obviously.

I am a file and you put documents in me.

>>8506456
I mean obviously I need to fix those too but my point is even if I fix those, I'll still need FFS to pass

>>8506483
>My trip keeps changing
strange

>>8506475
Sometimes I wish I could. Plenty of stuff I'd do differently if I could restart my life from 1985.

>>8506465
do you do professional photo shootings?

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>>8506478
Okay
Beepbeep. Will you be my girlfriend? For realsies.

I keep lactating proper white milk randomly and it's creating sizable stains on all my shirts
my prolactin level is double the upper limit for pregnant females and has been for at least the last year
my GP still won't refer me to an endo for harm reduction, do bridging prescriptions or do regular blood tests and according to the local youth advice centre all other GPs in the area have said they won't either because they've been told not to "encourage people" by making transitioning easier

>>8506490
Occasionally, but I'm not a professional model. Photoshoots are fun but I rarely get to keep and use the pics.

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>>8506362
ftm shirt *O* great gyno though!

>>8506497
kayla, why don't you post that stuff on /b/ or /soc/? i don't think anyone here wants to see that...

> tfw want to get food but boobs show trough shirt and you look like a boy and you have beard
aaaaAAAAAaaaaaAaAAaAAAAAh

>>8506496
Probably doesn't come from hrt alone. Are you on any medication that affects dopamine? Neuroleptics, antidepressants?

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>>8506501
isnt mtfg full of tramsbiams? they probably dont mind

>>8506496
must you share this information?

>>8506502
Really, get rid of that beard, apply makeup, go shopping. Not that hard...

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>>8506463
Folders are not even mtfg exclusive.

>>8506497
god can you not

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>>8506497

>>8506511
delete them, okay?

>>8506510
Own no makeup, can't shave beard otherwise my face will turn in a giant rash.
That's why I complain about it...

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>>8506510
Squish is too scared to try to make herself not look like a messy man
also seems to have mental issues

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>>8506501
I dunno, just wanted to get the use out of my new summer threads.

Btw my bf is taking me camping in the Sierra Nevadas for the fourth of july. Im so lucky to have him

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>>8506494
yeah!!!!!!!!!!
>>8506497
aw yeah, alright, take it easy baby

>>8506511
do you also save stuff from anonymous?

>>8506498
you definitly know how to pose and have good locations tho. I would like to do a photoshoot with you but I'm just a random german photographer so that's probably not gonna happen.

>>8506521
Funny. That sounds just like you. Though I gather you have good reasons to be scared, sadly.

>>8506526
:D
For realsies?

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>>8506531
I prefer looking like a handsome man though...

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>>8506521
And that's why I shouldn't sperg out on 4ch because now everybody know it :(

>>8506538
>>8506521
>>8506506
>>8506499
Please stop

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>>8506516
i don't understand what's wrong with it.

>>8506527
yes

I was actually screen-sharing with emma yesterday on skype she's the only one to ever seen it.

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>>8506465
You remind me of someone but I can't pinpoint who...

>>8506542
i agree

>>8506548
Ozzy Osbourne ?

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>>8506549
>>8506542
What are you going to do to stop a handsome man like me?

>>8506542
Me too

>>8506542
delete this

FAYE SMASH

>>8506554
the only one i can stop is myself

>>8506552
What no lol

It's like, I've seen you in a show from my childhood before...

I'll post it if I can remember it because for some reason it brings back some kind of nostalgic feeling idk how else to explain it.

(You look good though!!)

>>8506533
yeah!!!!!!!!!

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>>8506561
Anime show?

>>8506571
Nope, live action, I'm sure of it

>>8506569
Should we talk elsewhere then? Or?

>>8506573
scream real loud in my butt

>>8506578
W-what

>>8506578
*gargle*

>>8506572
Well, if you remember, I'm curious. My hair doesn't usually look like that, though. The styling time for that shoot was crazy, but worth it.

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>>8506583
God I really hope I can remember it soon because this is frustrating me to end.

On the other hand, if I were to remember it, I probably would accidently hurt you like I did with Shakira (although no hard feelings were after that)

>>8506504
fexofenadine? asthma inhaler? fluticasone spray? all I take atm, none psychoactive

>>8506589
I'm really hard to hurt. Unless you tell me I look like Sue Ellen. Because I don't drink *that* much.

>>8506593
Mhm...nah, you don't look like her. Still thinking tho

(again, i would never hurt anyone's feelings on purpose, but I'm glad you're hard to hurt)

>>8506590
Fexofenadine could be the issue. Anti-histaminics can interfere with prolactin regulation.

When faykes are replying to faykes to stop and more faykes fake

Pls no bully

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> tfw looking death in the eyes

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>>8506597
Okay I got it, it took a while.

See, in Germany, you had a show called Siebenstein about a woman, her bird and her talking suitcase. That woman is a older then I remembered though so my memories deceived me...

>>8506626
a bit older*

>>8506626
Checked Wikipedia and she was actually 36 when the show started and 45 when it stopped. So, not much older than I am...

>>8506650
Dollface on meth?

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>>8506648
Oh

Sorry if I accidently said something bad tho

>>8506650
Lookin good hon

>>8506650
not everyone can afford hair removal you dipshit, or there could be others reasons :/

>>8506654
Nah, I just look significantly younger than the average 39 years old.

>>8506663
That's true I suppose.

Oh well, for what it's worth, I still think you look good though~

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>tfw you main twintelle
guess im apg now

>>8506626
Where are you from?

>>8506682

>APG

ARMS Pro Gamer?

>>8506683
The Netherlands

Why?

>>8506626
that bird looks familiar. was it running on kika?

>>8506689
When I watched it, it was on both Kika and ZDF.

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I have made a lot of goodbye posts before, often with the intention of returning and never meant to be long term, so I understand if you raise your eyebrows and think I'll be back tomorrow.

However, this time, I have finally reached a point in my life where I have a lot of positive in my life and a lot to look forward to. This place is just too much of a source of negativity in the face of this, and it honestly brings out the worst in me these days. I am about to begin a career where I can't really afford to take any chances with my online presence, and I definitely don't want to wreck my chances at what I've worked hard for all of these years.

That said, my life would genuinely not be what it is today if it were not for some of the amazing people that I've met here over the past two years. You've been there for me during some pretty dark times, and you've legitimately helped to turn my life around and set me on the path that I'm on right now. Thank you for the memes, thank you for the laughs, thank you for being there, and thank you for all of the memories, not just ones from here, but the ones that have been possible because of the people here.

Goodbye, I will miss you, and I hope that you all eventually find your peace and happiness.

>>8506687
nah we all know the pros play ninjara and spams grab :^)

>>8506697
Good luck. You'll be missed. Until you come back, that is. ;)

>>8506697
I KNEW CIS TITS WOULD TAKE YOU AWAY FROM US REEEEEEEEE

>>8506697
See you tomorrow