/gaygen/ - vidya husbando edition

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Mine is Lord Manda-Kun from Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2.

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wrench from meme_dogs2

>Who is your video game husbando?
Garrus, duh.

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Mine is Trundle from League of Legends, also nice husbando

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Graves is pretty hot and he's my husbando don't talk shit or he'll splash you

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i want him to dair my butt, ntsc version

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>>8446109
>>8446113
owo so many League husbandos. I'll post mine too. Ezreal is very cute and adorable. Please say something nice about him.

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Sycamores a babe

>>8446137
I like his cleavage shorts

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If I *had* to choose...

Eder from Pillars of Eternity is a total qt.

>tfw no vidya husbando
are there any qt traps or fembois you guys could recommend? preferably RPGs

Pop quiz.

Why should I not kill myself?

>>8446138
Fuck off ouiaboo

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>>8446223
>too much hassle
>you're going to cripple yourself permanently if you survive
>there's going to be a huge scar if you survive
>you can't kill yourself without hurting yourself
>even overdosing will be painful, and will fuck up your body permanently if you survive
>the only way to kill yourself effectively will be extremely painful
>even jumping on a train will leave you alive for 30 seconds or even more
>implying you can execute, let alone plan, the perfect suicide

>people you care about will have to clean up after your corpse
>property value of the room/house you're in will lower
>your neighbors will talk about the people you live with
>if you're religious, your parents won't be able to bring your body to a church for the funeral because suicide is a sin, disappointing them further
>your parents fed and clothed you, and you repay them by making them bury you
>in this economy, you'll send them into debt by burying/cremating you

>a lot of things can change
>you probably can't go any lower and the only way is up

>Jason Momoa as Aquaman will be on the theaters in 2018
>vr gay porn
>south park: fractured but whole looks good
>world war 3 might be fun

>>8446223
Just do it

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>>8446092
>vidya husbando
Zero Beat.

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>>8446092

Link's a qt

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>forced to be in company with a qt kind of fem and maybe faggot guy
>try to avoid all contact with him because of it and being afraid of inadvertently showing to him that I think he's qt
>he probably now thinks I hold a grudge against him

A seemingly kind and intelligent nigger has contacted me through Grindr and I think this is the best time if any to try out the black dick. Yet I'm still hesitant if the condom breaks like it does for me way too often and I catch hiv. What do

>>8446371
>you can jason mamoa him all you want but you will never make aquaman cool

>>8447167
try and salvage the situation?

oh fuck someone actually hit me up on some dating app
quick /gaygen/ how do i send nudes?

>>8447566

Dating in the 21st century: The post

>>8447076
Whoa, that's so damn obscure that I have to give you praise.

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>>8447516
>you will never make aquaman cool

>tfw have a hardon for manlets because I'm a manlet myself and it makes me feel not as short

Question as a bottom here.
Haven't been sexually active this year, but I've noticed the past few months my poo has always been hard pellets. It makes cleaning super easy, but that's not exactly healthy is it?
How would I go about making it softer instead of hard pellets? And should I, given that it'll make cleanup before sex harder?
>afraid of shitdick

>>8448681
Hard feces means you're dehydrated.
Also try to eat more fiber: more vegetables.

>>8448323
I know that feel.

Fucking tall-ies.

>>8448323
>tfw manlet
>tfw also have a few birth defects(curved spine, flat feet, weird ribcage/sternum...)
>tfw developed body dysmorphic disorder around puberty which caused me to see my body as even worse than it actually is to the point I hated looking in the mirror
>tfw what I obsessed about more and more until it took over and eclipsed all other delusions was my dick and I thought I had a micropenis
>tfw totally ruined my teen/early 20s with depression and extreme introversion and avoidance of all social situations caused by omega tiny dick syndrome
>tfw finally lost virginity at 23 and found out I was insane and that my dick is actually a little above average and I actually had to be careful with it because the girthiness could(and did) hurt someone
>tfw so fucking happy and relieved about not having a tiny peen that I finally broke through the insanity
>tfw so fucking happy and relieved about having a nice dick that I don't care about any of my other, comparatively minor, flaws
>tfw manlet and have hardon for other manlets because life is fucking awesome and I am happy to be alive and I want to walk around with my dick out in public and helicopter it at everyone.

>>8449411
wat

>>8448681
Fixing your diet will actually make cleaning easier. That hardness = more vulnerability to tearing the inside lining = much worse outcome than shitdick. Drink more water.

>>8449134
it's called lanklets famalamadingdong
>>8449411
>tfw prime manlet AND tiny dick
PLEASE delete this

How do you find people who don't care about politics without actually bringing it up?

>>8449775
just change the subject and show that you don't care for that particular subject
everyone has opinions on how shit society is

>>8449866
Good point actually. Kind of calming tbqh thanks anon

>>8449775
every gay guy I know has a permanent stick up their ass because of le Trump
they're constantly having a bad attitude
I don't get it

Warren Graham , life is strange
Nick Valentine , fall out 4
Hancock, fall out 4
Cole, dragon age inquisition
Krem , Dragon age inquisition

>Tfw on your own you want to be a girl
>tfw with bf you want to be a muscle sub

I should just listen to bf right

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>>8446092
Dallas from Payday at least the live action guy is a hottie.

>get a message from someone
>its a non white

why do inferior races keep messaging me ?

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Not only are there trannies on Grindr now, there's tranny *chasers*.

>>8450282
they want your superior ball juice

>>8450282
Typically I am not attracted to white dudes. You fags are overrated lmao.

>>8449775
I don't really care about politics.

Are we dating now?

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Fuck it I'll post it in here too:
>obviously like stuffing cock shaped objects up my ass
>love the male body
>the other day when I was ringing up an obviously gay black guy at work I couldn't stop thinking of how cute his mannerisms were
>past few months I can't get the thought out of my head that I will never ever be with a woman
>realize that I find absolutely 0 normie tier porn arousing, MILF porn is sort of arousing, but the thought of getting stuffed while sucking a cock and jacking myself off is the hottest thing on planet earth
>from hanging out with my masculine cousin I realize that I have 0 sense in attractive women and often don't notice them until he points them out to me
>however I don't want to admit a single bit that I might be gay
Has anyone else felt this? I don't even know what to fucking think anymore. I'm obviously gay but I can never come to terms with it because I'm either too busy or I'm in denial. How did you guys get over this?

>>8450319
Some are really cute.

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>>8450834
If you've been identifying as non gay your whole life it's going to take a while to break down that resistance even if you're mostly all gay in your feelings and actions. I had something similar but much less severe where I was basically acting gay but it never registered to my brain that I was, I had been identifying as straight my whole life and somehow I was having homosexual thoughts all the time but not really taking it to heart that something was different. It wasn't until I started talking to friends about how nice a guy looked, friends who all assumed I was straight, then getting into a long conversation with them about what I was doing that I understood I might be gay. Then I was confused, and what made me come to terms with it was having sex with another guy, that pretty much immediately immediately settled things and put me at peace.
Hopefully you can get past what you're dealing with and learn to accept yourself.

I'm nearly 28,bald ,not overweight,still a bit flabby. What are my chances of being wanted by someone that is not fat?

>>8451166

100%.

Gay guys... not all that picky, you know.
Or at least not all that conventional about it. Like I'd probably feel awkward seeing someone who fits your description nowadays because I have this stupid sexual conditioning to be the "younger one" that requires errbody else to be at least 10 years older than me. But when I was 18 you'd have been great.

People will like you.

>>8451166
>>8451176
Don't listen to the voice of optimism. Expect disappointment.

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>>8446092
>Inquisition

good taste.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8449945
owo another person who likes Cole. Isn't he just the cutest?

>>8451194
>optimism

What?

I didn't say he'd be able to afford a house of his own or should take out loans for college he's not prepared for.

Finding boys who wanna fuck is not hard.

>>8451399

Would, but probably no time for commitment. Soon I'll be interrupted.

>>8450834
Easy steps.

>>8448323
>tfw have a hardon for manlets because being dominated by an aggressive shorter guy turns me on

>>8451678
>tfw dominant manlet muscle bottom

I'm going to a pride festival today.

>>8452085
so you can mingle with all the straight virtue signalists? have fun

>>8452096
>mingle with all the straight virtue signalists?
this.

Just once all lgbt people should just stay at home during pride.
Let's see if our "allies" catch on.

Hey guys, any advice in how to meet new gay people ?

Apps doesn't help, seems only wirdos are in my area.

I tryed gay bar but I was alone the whole time, everybody else was with a group of friends. Fuck why I'm so unsociable

>>8452125
apps and gay bars, and moving to some other area are your only bets. you could fake gps your way to some nearby place and try there, as well

>>8452125
The same way you meet any other group of people. Yes some gay people stick exclusively to gay labelled things, but vast majority are with everyone else in sports clubs, Vidya communities, etc etc

>>8452149
And of course you will never know they are gay unless you are signaling that you are.

>>8452206
Or as you're supposed to do, getting to know everybody and finding out who's gay or at least finding chill people who know other gays but that takes time and effort and y'all just want some McDonald's dick so stick to Grindr.

>>8446371
>buy a gun
>shoot yourself in the brain
>die immediately

I know it's a complex plan, but I've been spending years refining it

>>8452226
Come down off your high horse. People have known me for months without knowing I'm gay. If someone does not directly mention it then it may not get brought up.

Why is it wrong to want to date like straight people do?

>>8452315
That's not a high horse sweaty.

But that's what I'm literally saying. Are you even paying attention? Stop being so fucking obtuse and realize you're just going to have to be more open with people instead of letting them control every single discussion.

>>8452253
https://youtu.be/AIeiLo08JoA?t=8s
That's you.

>>8452366
Yeah,you are blinded. I'm open and take initiative far more often. That is what I mean by "signaling". Straight relationships can happen more naturally because straight can safely assume that anyone of the opposite sex is also straight. Do you think I immediately drop contact when I think I can't get laid? If you don't live in a gay population center then the chances of meeting gay men casually is incredibly small. I have only met 2 in the last decade. This whole "be friends with everyone and you will find a bf" doesn't really work outside of "gay cities".

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>>8452485
>This whole "be friends with everyone and you will find a bf" doesn't really work outside of "gay cities".
not that anon, but it worked for me, and I live in a catholic country

>>8452524
I live in the bible belt. They only gays that I know that worked for are about 10 years younger. When I was in school lgbt were beat under the guise of religious freedom.

>>8452561
Sorry, m8. I was in the closet when my best friend came out to me, and told me that he liked me. Still worked though.

>>8452602
I have one gay friend that is a teenager, coworker and committed to his highschool sweetheart. The only other gay I know is a greasy,hairy,fat neckbeard.
I'm on my way to pride festival, I figure if I avoid women, I can avoid their beta orbiters and meet some men.

>>8452614
Some of the guys there are probably gay too and just in the closet, and they don't have a reason to come out because the only other gay guys available are you and that neckbeard. But maybe if they got to know you better, they'll ask you out.

>>8448323
>Tfw attractive lanklet who snatches up all the cute manlets, so no one else can have them.

>>8452790
DELET

>have looks that evidently will get me about any guy I choose
>try tinder out with roasties
>like 1 in 50 matches
explain this

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Don't play vidya, so just posting something from /cm/'s Final Fantasy thread

> don't have tinder
> tries grindr
> nothing
> tries growlr
> nothing
> tries scruff
> gets message
> fucking spam

>>8452821
how was the massage?

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>>8452835
Massage??

>>8452846
oh you got a message from scruff not a massage haha I should get glasses but then I'll look like an uggo

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>>8452792
If I makes you feel better, I hurt my back picking up a pair of qt manlets.

>>8452853
Contacts m8.

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>>8452853
I have yet to get a massage that I didn't pay for >>8452862
Not advisable for everyone, if you have astigmatism it's not fun.

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>>8452524
Poland?
>>8452485
You know it's not very easy for some people, no matter how outgoing?

>>8452865
>tfw love giving out massages but my bf doesn't appreciate them

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>>8452878
For real?

>>8452885
yes

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>>8452890
Damn, I need that in my life

>>8452878
Fuck. Dump him now.

I've got back problems, and some times if kill for massage. Getting my bf to do it is like pulling teeth.

>>8452897
You can massage me, bb

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>>8452912
Massage and then vodka shots?

>>8452927
Sure, but you've gotta be the girl.

>>8452954
Girl? as in you fuck me? hahaha nope

>>8452695
I chat and buddy up with everyone that doesn't immediately push me away. Unless I start chasing down strangers I'm about out of people to talk with.

>>8452876
That is part of what I am talking about. If they don't come out regardless of knowing I'm gay then what can I really do?

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>>8452986
Pretty much, there's not a lot you can really do.

>>8452790
greedy :(

>>8452878
>tfw no bf to get massages from

>be me
>visiting other country
>download grindr
>set up account
>Only shows my age and havent upload a picture
>5 guys messaged me in a short amount of time
Is this normal? I haven't even fully set up my account.
1st time using grindr here.

>>8453270
Yes it's normal, you're new blood.

>>8453291
This. My Grindr would blow up when I traveled. My record was 300 in two days, before they took the counter off.

I posted a pic though.

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>>8453351
Yeah, that increased the number. But if you're new to an area, guys will message you because they're curious. *Especiallyf* if you're a foreigner.

>>8453351
Lucky you.

>>8453371
Is it still lucky when they are all old fat guys?

>>8453453
There is an argument to be made that getting any attention is better than none.

>>8453481
It's a shit argument, but an argument
>>8453453
if you like dad bears, then yeah

>>8453584
You're a shit argument.

F'real though, feeling unwanted and worthless is worse than having to deal with a bunch of unattractive idiots.

>>8446092
My boyfriends dad died years ago in an "accident" when my boyfriend was still pretty much just a kid. So every fathers day he starts to get really depressed and usually I'm with him and I take care of him, make him go out and feed him to take his mind off of it. This year I'm far away on an internship and I can't help him so I'm sending him some gifts to try and cheer him up after fathers day.

Anyone have any good ideas for gifts to cheer their significant others up?

>>8453364
this desu
put your flag in your display name and you're guaranteed 30+ messages

>>8453592
Fleshlight.

>>8453612
Was thinking maybe this?
http://www.forttroff.com/product/73840_FT_RAW_JIZZ_JACKET.html

>>8453592
massage

>>8453592
>>8453655
oh and I mean a full body massage
-full- body

>>8453655
>>8453657
I usually give him massages when I am with him cause his back hurts a lot but he has problems with people touching him so I'm the only one he feels comfortable getting a massage from. Usually massage leads to sex or sleepy cuddles but now I'm too far away and that makes me sad.

>>8453627
Don't really want to investigate your kink websites, but I'll assume a 'raw jizz jacket' is just some sort of S&M gear.

Can't say that would beat a novelty dildo, my dude.

>>8453669
It's a fleshlight basically, but much more simple. That's all, I don't really know many places to get sex toys from and I don't trust amazon.

>>8453675
You'll trust this rando site more than Amazon?

And surely you'd want quality when it comes to sextoys. Shouldn't cut corners when it comes to making your bits and pieces feel tingly.

fleshlights are a waste of money and a nightmare to clean

>>8453685
I mean since you didn't look at the website you don't have much substance to your argument but what I've read online for this website is mostly good. Amazon is full of products from China and shit, great for random items and name brand stuff but off brand is a shot in the dark.

>>8453702
I hope I don't sound mean, not my intention at all.

At what point did you guys start fantasizing about muscular dominating black guys?

>>8453709
Never.

>>8453706
>I hope I don't sound mean
That's kawaii, bro.

>>8453690
Prolly. I imagine there are better sleeves to put your dick in.

>mfw this crazy tumblrite chick is trying to explain to me that acting on my feelings this guy would be abusive
>mfw I have no face because this shit's stupid

>>8453790
no one cares what mentally ill people think

>>8453775
I'm not that anime cutesy shit, I'm manly as hell.

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this is bf say something nice to him

>>8453709
Went through a short phase of it but got over it when I realized that finding someone who's actually dom and muscular AND into me is already enough of a rarity.

>>8453690
They're pretty cheap now though, and they aren't all that bad to clean unless you're living with your family and therefore leaving a fleshlight out to air dry isn't possible.

>>8453850
Gadot looks so pedestrian here wtf

>>8453847
Being nice is definitely kawaii, my dude, manly or not.

Polite guys are the best.

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>>8446092

>>8453918
Congrats

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>>8453934
>tfw my crush has similar facial structure and as cloud
Why is life unfair?

>>8453963
And why aren't you fucking them?

>>8453850
That's a nice beard.
>>8453912
Being nice is just how it should be. It is important for making people happy.
>>8453918
Deep breaths man, just go for a long walk and remember the feel of the wind on your face and the smell of flowers. Find happiness in the small things until the big sadness lessens.

>>8453973
The big sadness never lessens, you just misplace it.

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>>8453967
Because he's straight

>>8453987
straight is just a temporarily embarrassed homosexual
go get em tiger

>>8453984
It does over time, it comes and goes in waves as do most feelings. Some days are good days some days are bad days and some days are just days. The small little happy things are what makes the bad days worth living through.

>>8453990
The only thing that grants happiness is a big thing called dikku.

>>8453988
That reminds me of a story
>in highschool
>still figuring things out
>but have great support from my friends
>begin slowly getting really close with one of them
>blonde hair blue eye qt 3.14
>begin signing up for the same classes together
>eventually start hanging out at his house more often
>fuck yeah smash bros and halo all day erry day
>continue this routine on for a while
>Senior year of school rolls around
>notice blonde qt best friend likes to hug me
>okay.jpg
>its kind of cute actually
>this goes on for like a month
>now he starts grouping at my ass
>this is weird m8 you're straight and had several gfs.exe
>shrug it off as a sign of our strengthening friendship
>however the cream of the crop, the cherry of the cake
>I begin getting boners in our hugs
>Congratulations You're Gay!
>feel really insecure about it
>move forward another month or so, winter now
>playing smash and halo, just us two together in his basement/theater room
>want to say something about the grouping and the boners
>but we're too into our smash
>I main mario btw
>he mains fox
>in the middle of the fight and say "hey man lets talk"
>but he's too into the game and brushes it off
>it was actually a really close match
>he starts shoving me trying to mess me up
>things are getting physical now
>he wins and shouts in victory
>hot and bothered from the pushing
>says he wants to talk too
>suddenly he shoves me over
>pomf~.jpg
>pins my arms to the ground
>hovers over me
>gets close to my face
>peer into his beautiful blue eyes
>he creeps closer and says
>I need about tree fiddy
And that's when I realized my best friend was actually 500ft tall and from the paleolithic era.

>>8454026
Beautiful. If only Anne Frank was this eloquent.

>>8454026

The last bit of that story actually happened to me, more or less, but then he just laughed and asked if I had a hard on and I said no and I'll be alone forever and I don't understand how to connect to other people any more.

>>8454051
some temporarily embarrased homosexuals are so extra honestly they'll rub their dick against another and proclaim it's just a test
or they'll slap each other's butts while naked in the gym changing rooms and helicopter each others dicks but as soon as someone actually homo walks in they stop

jfc

hey so I'm pretty sure my straight friend came onto me. I seriously don't (or at least didn't) think he was gay since he fucked around a lot in college with girls and he was really wierded out when I came out to him

Anyway what happened is
>haven't seen him in a year or two
>got really drunk at a few bars near his place
>went back to play video games and watch Netflix
>his roommate has to get up for work the next morning
>I'm kind of buzzed at this point but he's fucking hammered and I can tell
>he tells me we should "go to his room and smoke a joint there"
>I think he has a TV we can play video games on so sure
>literally nothing but a bed
>We smoke the joint but he starts acting weird
>I had surgery last year and he randomly asks me how it went and he touched me on the rib where the scar was and kind of stroked my chest as he did it
>I brush him off and we start talking about sports
>I show him some highlights on my phone from a player we were talking about
>he sits really close to me and puts his head on my shoulder
>he literally has his head resting on my shoulder as we watch a few highlights
>I'm not into him at all sexually or romantically (honestly a little of this guy goes a long way but he is attractive) so I make an excuse to go back to the living room
>get up and walk out
>he's passed out before he can even follow me

so what the fuck? Was he coming on to me? Was he just drunk? I'm really bad with my gaydar. He wants me to come over this week too

>>8454084
Being inebriated fucks with every sane analysis, people do weird shit when they're drunk. Actual drunk not fake drunk because you drank a beer.
He could be, he might not be, who tf knows. If you're really wanting to fuck him or finding out, then try getting into that situation again but not drunk.

>>8454084
He was drunk dude.
There's nothing more to it than that.

>>8454108
he literally didn't remember anything from that night, he made me recap the night the next morning. I left out the stuff about him being touchy-feely with me though.

I really don't want to have sex with him. I feel it would ruin our friendship but honestly I just feel nothing for him that way.

>>8454123
If he wants to come over this week, then just make sure he doesn't get drunk. Can still get high I guess, he might be different in that realm. But if he gets touchy-feely this time too, then yeah something's up.

>>8454122
It's just that I've been drunk with him countless times. I don't know it was just weird, him inviting me into his room to sit on his bed, alone, then rubbing my chest and resting his head on my shoulder. I've certainly been less touchy-feely with guys I've ended up having sex with.

Maybe I am reading too much into it though. I'm so terrible at being gay, I can't read any of the signs or anything.

>>8454157
It sounds almost as if you want him to want you in his bed.
Give into your lust. Go after him.

>>8454170
I do kind of want to be wanted, even if it's by someone I don't want. It's been so long since I've been wanted. But that's my own fault, I'm such an asocial agoraphobe

>>8454157
I'm bad at it too, man.

If it makes you feel better I'm in kind of a weird place with my best bro right now. Well, weird to me at least. He has no fucking idea.

>>8454600
>I'm in kind of a weird place with my best bro right now.
Best place. Miss that place.

>>8452085
Degenerate
>>8452125
Just get used to the fact that you will be alone forever

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Male ace trainer from sun and moon is cute as fuck

>>8454664
>male
Refund NOW

>>8454622
I've been thirsty as fuck for him for forever. I don't even know when it started, honestly. But it was just like suddenly one day I realized the way I felt was more than normal best bros bullshit and I've been trying to hide it ever since.

But now he's admitting to me that he's never really been into girls sexually and he figured out a while ago that he was "probably gay". He doesn't know that I like guys because I was worried that if he knew he'd somehow figure out how I felt about him.

He's kind of freaking out about being gay and what people are going to think and shit so I don't think now would be a good time to have that talk. But he's worried as fuck and I'm just over here thinking about how fucking cute he is. It makes me feel like a shit friend, man.

It's confusing as fuck.

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>>8454664
But then again Colress (from the game not the anime cause anime colress is a dick) is p cute too.

>>8454669
boi u shitting on male ace trainer I'll have you know I've dreamt about grabbing that shmexy undercut while railing him from behind since I got the game

>>8454673
He's gay, thirsty for experiences, has opened up to you, and you're confused about it all?
Familia, this sounds pretty clear cut, hug the fuck out of him
At best, he accepts the advance and wants more, at worst he accepts the fact you care about him that much and now you understand he doesn't think of you -that way-.
So win win tbqh

>>8454695
I'll be sabotaging your dreams tonight. Pls anticipate.

>>8454664
>>8454688

That's not Crasher Wake, Matt/Maxie, Drayden, Alola male swimmer, or any of the actual good Pokemen

>>8454695
>not based skull grunt

pleb

>>8454697
I mean I guess that's one way to look at it. We're pretty touchy with each other as a rule so I don't know if he'd get that the hug is a come on. Even if I just hug him out of the blue.

That's just how our friendship's always been. We've been real close and comfortable since almost day one. But like if I tell him I like him I keep thinking that he's going to look back on all the times we hugged or touched or did shit like skinny dipping and sharing a bed and get weirded out. I even feel guilty for doing this kind of shit with him sometimes because he can't have a clue what it means to me.

I feel like by this point I need to just man up and talk to him, but I don't want to make it seem like I'm like "hey I know you really struggled with being honest with me about this whole gay thing but I'm using this as an opportunity to tell you I want to make out."

>>8454805
Ah yeah you're going have to take a different approach then. But honestly I don't think he'll get offended by you also opening up to him. Tell him that by him opening up, it's made you question yourself and so on eventually leading to maybe just figuring shit out together.

does anyone else have a hard time cumming when bottoming

it feels like a ton of stimulation but i struggle to even stay hard, unless it's like the exact perfect position (which happens less than 5% of the time)

when i fap i kind of clench my legs / groin which i think stimulates my prostate. i've done that for years and almost invariably i can't cum when bottoming if i can't do that, which seems weird

>>8454830
Have you tried topping?
For some reason a lot of gays start out thinking they're bottoms instead of just... experimenting to see what they love best?

Anyways if you're dead set on bottoming, buy yourself a dildo (w/ strong suction), and get to fucking yourself. Practicing alone = no social pressure to cum which means you can just focus on finding what works (ie getting used to being so heavily stimulated without having to death grip fap + clench). Then take that practice into your actual sex acts.

>>8454854
i find it impossible to cum from topping

thanks for the advice!

>>8453709
I've favorites about dominating muscular black guys, does that count?

>>8454866
>i find it impossible to cum from topping
Points towards a death grip problem. So as I said practice, but try not to jerk like you usually do and instead focus on sensual touches like using your finger to play with the head of your dick, or just the balls, or light jerking, or whatever combination you can imagine.
Focus more on how good your body feels and which places are being impacted rather than the ejaculation itself. It takes time, so get used to a sore anus friendo

>>8454805
sounds like your degree of closeness kind of blurs the lines of normal friendship anyway

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>no super o today either

>>8454818
Shit I hope he doesn't. I can't imagine him being like that but I still worry. I don't know if I'd offend him so much as make him think that I had some other motive or some shit. Which yeah I still really fucking like him and doing all that shit is great, but I still want to be a good friend to him. He's my best bro in the whole world.

>>8454957
Our friends joke about it a lot. We even kissed once on a dare.

Would you date someone who makes alot more money than you ?

I'm a software dev and I don't want to date a tech guy, does that make me weird ?

>>8455039
I am now. I'm dating a doctor.

It's fine most of the time, but he likes to go out a lot and I can't always afford it.

>>8455077
why what do you do? hes a doctor so he makes 6 figures, why cant he pay? become a gold digger

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>tfw only ugly,fat guys think you are attractive.

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>>8455207
>no one finds you atttractive

>>8455232
I'm bald,ugly,hairy,155,5'8. If you can beat or match that then someone will want you. Of course you could be ignoring all the shit tier men that want you.

>>8455263
I'm not ignoring anyone, I just don't meet anyone who isn't online. And even then only talk to them in anonymous text. And I doubt being a disgusting troglodyte for so long has done anything for my looks.

>>8455303
Clean yourself up,put yourself out,and see what happens.

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>>8455337

>>8455039
Yes I would (not into sugar daddy scenarios, I can hold my own also softdev).
However, about your situation - a lot of guys struggle with it. They get intimidated, they talk themselves out of even believing they have a chance, and even when the relationship gets going they constantly feel bad for either making you pay for the date or having to just decline occasionally.
And no, dating outside of your industry is norm.

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B.J. is ultimate husbando

>>8455145
Librarian.
Don't really wanna be a gold digger.

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>you will never smell your bf's ripe feet when he comes home from working out at the gym

why bother breathing

>>8455537
>Librarian.
Respected job. You should be proud.

>>8455590
>smelly feet fetish
Disgusting fetish. You should be ashamed.

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>>8455803
No regrets. no shame.

Anyone knows if you show up on tinder for others you have already denied? I don't see why you would but stupid design decisions

>>8455590
this but his perineum in my face

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Post your relationship goals /gg/

>>8456860
send an @ to tinder

>>8457304
cursed image

>>8455590
I'm wondering how common for fetishes are. I've sold used underwear to dudes, but never socks.

>>8455024
a. do you call each other bro because that's both disgusting and adorable and b. no one kisses on a dare unless they already want to

>>8457658
I like being called bro. Is that weird?
I think a bromance work benefits is the ideal.

>>8457304
>Post your relationship goals /gg/
1. Find someone I like
2. Remember I'm a hateful idiot who doesn't like anyone
3. Abandon all delusions of control
4. Play videogames

I'm fat and black and my dick isn't ridiculously huge is there any hope of me ever finding a boyfriend?

>>8457910
hit the gym fatty

>>8457658
>>8457762
Our friends tease us about the "bromance" we have all the time. But yeah, we call each other 'bro' and 'dude' and shit like that all the time. He's called me 'babe' a few times. It makes me feel happier than it probably should.

>no one kisses on a dare unless they already want to
We were dumb teenagers. I don't know if it was his first kiss, but it was mine. Now that I've realized how I feel about him, it makes me kind of happy and sad at the same time.

>I think a bromance work benefits is the ideal.
Dude you have no fucking clue how much I'd like it if we kept doing all the shit we did together but maybe like kissed some more once in a while. As much as I want to we don't even have to fuck.

But I'm pretty much full-on head over heels with him at this point so I probably would want him to feel the same way.

>>8457943
>He's called me 'babe' a few times
y'all dating
y'all fuckin
y'all doin the most
stop overthinking it

>>8457943
girl are you always this dumb he probably likes you

>tfw never had a bf
>tfw all gays in circle of friends are insufferable, effeminate bottoms
>tfw don't know how to 'get on the scene'
>tfw too scared to use dating apps

What do?

>that Grindr lay who pulls out a pair of your used undies in front of you and sniffs them

>>8458066
Be lonely for the rest of your life because no one wants a scaredy cat who doesn't have the balls to download a phone application

>>8457960
>y'all fuckin

I fuckin wish. We had that one kiss in high school but that's as far as it got. Sometimes stuff happens that feels kind of date or couple like, but I think it's just wishful thinking on my part. I'm probably over thinking it like you said.

>>8458051
He was calling me babe in like a jokey way. Don't get my fucking hopes up man.

>>8458066
If it makes you feel better I've never had a bf either my dude. I'm more of a true love kind of guy and so I'm not really into the whole hookup scene. Plus I really, really like someone else right now and even if I have no chance it wouldn't be fair to be dating someone if I felt that way.

can we please ban the retarded black guy from discord

>>8458103
>I fuckin wish.
do it bitch and then post the semi-nudes here

>>8458103
>calling me babe in like a jokey way

girl pls

also want to know more about this friend of yours

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>>8457304
awww
>tfw will never ever

test

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>tfw muscle manlet with small dick (read: natural bottom)
>mfw a skinny ass top tries to act dom with me

>>8458178
I just feel like now isn't the time to talk about it, y'know. Maybe once he feels a little more confident about the whole "I'm gay" thing.

>>8458219
Well he was. We were all drinking and shooting the shit when he did it. We're real affectionate with each other when we're drunk and girl said we were sappier than any couple. So he started calling me babe.

>also want to know more about this friend of yours

He's so fucking cute dude. He's in real good shape and kind of scary looking to some people I guess but he's super fucking sweet actually. He's thoughtful and loyal and has a real good heart. The only thing is he has really shit self esteem which really hurts. Like to hear him talk you'd think he was some kind of buttugly idiot. So I make sure to always tell him he's not and remind him how great he is all the time.

>>8458307
there's never a good time
there will never be a good time
Just Do It®

>>8458314
Yeah I guess you have a point. I just gotta figure out how to bring it up and what I'm going to say.

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>make friends with guys in poly couple
>only two of them but they used to have a third
>only have sex with one of them
>develop feelings like a fucking idiot
>not sure how to tell the one I like I wanna be his bf
>not sure how their relationship works so I dont know if I could fit in
>so afraid of rejection might never tell him

I mean if I ask and he says no its just gonna make our friendship awkward. if I dont some other dude might come along and get him. feels like I lose either way.

help

>>8458382
LMAO

>>8458382
bit gay

>tfw moved in with my bf

I am as happy as I could ever ask to be.

>>8458432
yet youre still here trying to convince us you're happy.....................

>>8458434
I haven't been to /lgbt/ in a long time, anon. I was dropping by to see how gaygen is these days.

>There are some gays who are not only unashamed of being gay but are also proud of it
I don't get it. Why are they proud of being a mistake? We're all broken.

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>use to be gay
>something happened earlier this year
>i lost all feels for guys
>realized how disgusting being LGBTQ really was
>stopped looking at porn and coming on 4chan
>repented for my sins and started working out harder & doing straight guy things
>at first it felt like i was just being an imitator but it became my norm
>slowly became interested in women
>growing confidence day by day
>saw her back in early may walking alone to a model gig
>bought flower from street vendor
>stalked her down
>gave it to her
>her face lit up
>we exchanged numbers
>went on a date
>now we're in love and living together
>never thought life could be this good

I know many of you will hate this post. Maybe you're afraid of women, afraid to confront the truth, afraid to not be something that you feel so strongly that you're but there's a tiny little voice in every gay man knowing he's not really gay. It was in me, I'm sure it's in you. Embrace that voice, just do it. Your life will get so much better if you do.

>>8458444
could be a fun 'underground' group
instead we're stuck being normie tryhards
worst timeline

>>8458444
who cares you cunt? this is the only life I have, I don't have the energy to be ashamed of myself for something I can't really control.

>>8458453
>things that happened

also
>actually reading that entire post

lmao

>>8458458
How do you know you can't control it? Have you honestly even tried being normal?

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>>8458470
>caring about being normal
pure ideology

>>8458458
Having sex with another person is totally under your control.
Expressing your attraction to other people is totally under your control.
You can easily be LGB without ever coming out. Too bad most kiddies are brainwashed into thinking they should come out to their parents at 15 just so they can get some mediocre dick. And in this age of internet points = being the most valuable thing to people, going online and telling everyone about how gay you are is apparently worthwhile?
*shrugs*

>>8458470
>try to like the opposite of what you like
that's not how humans work, sorry

>>8458483
I'm not sure why it matters whether or not 15 year old kids come out or not, desu.

Sounds pretty spooked to me.

>>8458483
Seriously I don't know why anyone comes out it's a negative in all situations. It would be better to just walk around with a sign saying "Please mock me and beat me up".

>>8458490
Look in the mirror, that's a fucking spook.

>>8458496
Even if "acceptance", people treat you differently for no good reason. They don't stop treating you as a punchline, or thinking about who you're fucking whether you're top or bottom, they just stop functioning around you. You stop being [name] - you're now their gay friend named [name].
You go from being able to participate in fun stuff, in general teasing with friends, getting touchy-feely w/ your bros. Once you come out, that all goes away because "no homo". Can't play sports without being told you're trying too hard to fit in. Your girl friends come to you with all their idiotic bitching now.
At most, "come out" when you're getting """""married""""". That way most social interaction literally doesn't even matter at that point. But coming out in the middle of your most important development years? Jesus fucking christ what a disaster.

>>8458444

You don't have to be broken. You just need to embrace a new mindset and life and have the confidence to ask a girl out and man up. "Gays" want to be the girl or child, this is the real issue at hand. They most likely were raised by single moms or passive dads.


>>8458458

You can only heal by doing the opposite and embracing the fact that you don't really know yourself and that you possible have been brainwashed or led to believe you were gay by outside influencers.


>>8458459

Yeah things that actually happened unlike the fantasy cartoon husbandos posted on here all the time.

>>8458470

This is a good question to ask. Gays are passive. They're stuck in the mindset of a child or girl. I remember a year ago how I wanted to be cared for by a guy and had all these lustful emotions, but I realized I had to care about myself and be my own lover, my own husband, my own man. Once I became that of myself I started not feeling gay anymore and lost interest in being subjected by other guys. I now have a gf and a great sex life.

>>8458523
>Yeah things that actually happened
there's tranny delusion and then there's this anon

>>8458523
>Yeah things that actually happened unlike the fantasy cartoon husbandos posted on here all the time.
what kind of autistic respose is this?

>>8458529

says the gay man-child

>>8458531

what kind of autistic gay man-child are you?

>>8458541
sorry meant for >>8458523

>>8458541
>>8458544
the fuck is happening

>>8458552
Communication without meaning.

>>8458387
>>8458399

I knew better than to come for here with relationship advice.

>>8446092
Matthew from Fire Emblem and Aoi from 999

>>8447076
MY NIGGA
though if I had to choose a JSR husband it would be Yoyo

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I'm late but my vidya husbando is N from pokemon black & white

Why are all bisexual males cheaters? Not even just the ones I've dated but also friends and guys my friends have dated. Are we all just unlucky?

>>8459058
How many bisexual boyfriends have you had.

>>8459058
You have to watch out for certain bis. There are bis that love fucking either sex. They're chill, they're content with what they have and don't have this grass is greener on the other side mentality. Then there are bis who do suffer from that mentality, they're not to be trusted. Fuck em, give em HIV, and move the fuck on.

>>8459066
4 and 3 of them cheated and one tried to convince me to let him have sex with a girl "just a few times" so I dumped him.

>>8459094
I'll bet. Do they have names?

>>8459058
>bi
>never cheated on anyone
Only had one serious relationship though..
I'm just not slutty enough. Thanks, trust issues.

>>8458367
seriously just tell him you love him

>lose weight
>have a reason to spend $100+ dollars on clothes
Holy shit I love these pants

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I was at the hoppings with my friend yesterday (largest funfair in Europe, comes to my town, Newcastle, every year) and it was just me and him, we were on our way to meet some other people but at this point it was just us. Something you should know is that I have a massive crush on this guy (obviously because everyone here's in the same boat). He said to stop because he wanted to watch a ride and see what it did. While we were watching it he leant over and rested on my shoulder, and we kinda just stood there with him leaning on me, I guess almost cuddling and it was straight out of a romcom. This guy's pretty touchy-feely though, but with me especially. He's also constantly making rape jokes and shit about me, and doing things like rubbing my nips through my shirt. He does all this despite the fact that I'm pretty sure he suspects I'm gay. He claims to be straight though, and he hits on girls a lot. Do you guys think he's bi and into me?

...asking for a friend, of course. Pic unrelated.

>>8459058
>>8459094

A man can't give or get everything he needs from another man.

That's why God created two sexes.

It's common sense.

Yeah gays may be good at sucking dick and taking it, but who the hell cares? Men need to nurtured and cared for by a woman. A man can never replace what a woman can give a man. That's the truth.

>>8459224
We already tell each other we love each other a lot so I'd have to specify.

>>8459383
You're right we are in the same boat. Except my guy's never made rape jokes about me (fortunately) or rubbed my nipples (unfortunately). I guess you're going to have to do what I have to to and nut up and talk to him.

Only there's no easy way to do that is there?

>>8459468
women are unnecessary in 2017 miss me with that cishet shit

>>8459470
Once you take the plunge and say "Listen, mate, there's something I have to tell you. I'm gay, and I'm kind of into you", there's two outcomes. They either say "Uh... me too." and all your dreams come true and you live happily ever after, or they say "Fuck off you faggot" and you get bullied by everyone till you an hero. The worst part is there's no way to tell which is going to happen until it's too late. Why does it have to be this way?

>>8459514
>or they say "Fuck off you faggot"
And you bully them for all the gay shit they did w/ you

>>8459470
>We already tell each other we love each other a lot so I'd have to specify.

holy fuck y'all are gay even for faggots

>>8459514
>>8459521
the friend he's talking about is gay too that's the kicker

>>8459540
there are some really oblivious guys out there
but these anons are really stretching it bitch

Anon, on a scale of 0-10 how happy are you with your life?

>>8459577
Strong 7

>>8459577
Probably like an 8

>>8459577
8.2

>>8459540
We get teased for being pretty gross by our friends a lot. It's even worse if we're drunk.

>>8459554
It's not that I'm oblivious. I'm just concerned about the timing is all.

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>tfw you betrayed your partner all those years ago and he's never coming back

>>8457468
Post a picture of your feet. Ill tell you how your socks would fetch in an auction.

>>8457304
>making it a goal to spend 30 years of your life with the same person

you must have a boring life

>>8459577
Things could be better. Could be worse. Will be worse., not much hope for anything getting better. Only in emotional distress, not really physical. So maybe 3 or 4.

>>8459795
The first image is very 90's

They just aged horribly

>>8458519
that's really not been my experience at all, maybe you just have shitty friends

>>8459577
light to decent 8

>>8459933
1990s were three decades ago anon

>>8459986
>that hasn't been my experience
>therefore your experience is incorrect, the factors are wrong

>>8459626
you have to tell me about how you guys are so disgustingly cute

it is law

>>8460023
Then how am I 26 asshole? I was born in 91

checmate

>>8460406
you are four years short of being 3 decades old

>senility intensifies

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>crush finally replies to my message
>brain fucking freezes
>blurt shit out awkwardly
I hate everything.

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>>8460473

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>>8460494

>>8460355
Like how our friends think we're gross? Mostly it's when we compliment each other. Like I said his self esteem is kinda out of whack so I like to tell him how great he is all the time and he usually says something back. We call each other bro a lot, hug/touch a lot and we can be real mushy sometimes when it comes to what we mean to each other too. But I don't mind it. Like I said he needs to hear that shit and it feels nice to have him treat me the same way. Sometimes we cuddle or some shit like that. Especially if we're drunk. On Christmas I gave him an Eskimo kiss.

Those are mostly the times our friends call us gross. But if that's what gross is then I don't want to be un-gross. I love him so fucking much. He's the best.

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>>8460719
>tsundere

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>>8460774

>>8446223
there's no particular reason anyone should or shouldn't do anything.
Life is meaningless and it doesn't matter what you do or achieve in life because ultimately you will be forgotten after you die.
So whatever it is that's getting you down all you have to do is remember that everyone is in the same boat and that nobody is more or less important than you.
Like you might as well just stick around for now in case something interesting happens.

>>8459577
3

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>>8460787
I don't think you know what it means

>>8459577
8 but my brain makes it feel like a 2

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>>8459795
>living your life without a partner who thinks more of you than a cumdump
That's sooo sad. Pretty pathetic too tbqh

>>8459577
Probably like a 7,but my eating disorder is coming back so it'll drop off soon

>>8460752
>tfw qt no bf to aggressively support

he could be your qt bf too anon if you would jUST TALK TO HIM

>>8460840
>I don't think you know what it means
"I don't think it means what you think it means."

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>>8460875
>>8460857
>>8460002
>>8459613
>>8459596
>>8459586
All these fuckers.

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>>8459577
If 5 is completely average, I'm around a 6. I'm anxious and hate myself, but I still have friends that make life worth living I guess.

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>>8460994
hm. after all these years it seems I still can't remember the quote word for word

anyway, innocent anime girl is not tsundere, she is just shy and out of her element. be nice to her.

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do you find James Charles attractive?

t. curious lesbian

>>8461003
I'm sorry anon. My quality of life is pretty high and things are looking up unless I keep making stupid purchasing decisions.

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>>8461049

Hi gaygen I'm sorry I've abandoned you lately, I'm busy applying for jobs and stuff. Happy pride month from ya girl

>>8461031
no

>>8461031
Ya

>>8459514
>falling for the coming out meme

>>8461031
no

>>8460885
Shit you're right. I'll try talking to him tomorrow, I guess. I just need to figure out what to say so I don't ramble.

Honestly, the scout from tf2. He would be a fucking speed bottom like none other.

>new job paying okay
>new nice as hell apartment
>getting with super qt
>Pats winning Superbowls
Things are looking up

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I'm going to have to break up with my boyfriend and don't want to at all. it hurts knowing i have to do it

>>8460406
It's third decade of your life anon.

>>8461586
Just do open relationship instead

>>8461031
Does it have dick?

>>8461850
im not a cuck nor would i ever cuck someone. plus that wouldnt solve the issue

>>8458541
>>8458523
>Self-hatin repressed fag
I feel sorry for your girl

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does frottage count as losing your virginity?

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New thread >>8461973

>be a bottom
>clearly state that I am a bottom
>hung
>meet up with guys
>they see my dick and want to suck it
>once they finish sucking they don't want to fuck anymore
>sometimes they ask if I want to fuck them

What about this do they not understand? I am a bottom. Fuck the world.