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hug ur shark plush edition

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

old thread >>8436529
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http://www.unitednews.org/calgary-man-slices-off-penis-attaching-razor-blade-fidget-spinner/
New meta
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My voice sucks now but I'll get it to sound like an angel someday!!
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>>8438352
Now he'll have to transition purely for medical reasons, just like didn't happen to me!
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Fourth for Emma is an abusive partner that encourages suicide and self harm.
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>>8438357
post it
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>>8438339
Cis tits is the sweetest girl ever on discord what are you on about
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>>8438352
GENIUS
Time to put my new spinny to use
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>>8438371
Jill no not you too, now you're on the spectrum!
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>>8438368
If i find the motivation, soon (tm)
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>>8438371
>jilly bean
lewd
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it's been a nice day
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>>8438352
This took me to a dark place
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>>8438365

how is this drama still going on lol
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>>8438388
>undo any progress
WTF
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>>8438388
>Even Attempting To Remove Your Penis Can Lead To Lots Of Bad Press
Don't we know it!
t. trans community
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>>8438375
*spins*

>>8438377
Hiiiiii anon did you miss me
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>>8438369
I've only been here for a few weeks, and not on discord, but I have literally never seen cistits say anything even close to mean, idk what anon is on about desu.
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>>8438395
>>8438369

>when mtfg psychopaths get jealous of others for killing someone
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>>8438395
It's truly incredible how such an uninteresting collection of people can have so much drama. They really do like to stretch it out around here.
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>>8438395
You are insane for defending her.
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>Watch my 2011 classic essential dramakino on /mtfg/
>PARTY ROCKER IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>8438406
trip on, faye!
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>>8438404
>Hiiiiii anon did you miss me
yes, please stop leaving for long periods of time
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>>8438352
>shave pubes
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>>8438416
>defending murderers
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>>8438406

wait what

>>8438408

lol idk dude idgi

>>8438409

when did i defend her?
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>>8438421
faye is a murderer too though
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>>8438369
Can you tell me about your phantom penis el?
>>8438416
I really don't know how I survived this long with this many unstable psychopaths latching to me
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>>8438427

how dare you. faye never killed anything outside of her parents love for her
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>>8438427
Do you light a candle on your faye alter every time you say her name?
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SHE'S A MURDERER, SHE'S A MURDERER, SHE'S A MURDERER, I AM A MURDERER

ARE THERE ANY OTHER MURDERERS I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT?
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>>8438440
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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>>8438433
>5 brothers
>dad left me everything
I mean

Unfortunately my mom is bpd and narcissistic like you , I don't think you guys are capable of love.
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>>8438444

you have no idea the immense casualties that lie askew on the highway to godliness in these threads, kid... no idea
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>>8438451
I mean, it's not hard to imagine considering I've been doxed before by a dumb tranny and her fangirls that love to suck her dick.
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>>8438447
spend less money on food and you don't need to spend as much on data?
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>>8438447
You aren't going to get anywhere with that, you need alter supplies, photoshop liscneses, printer ink and paper to cover your entire room with my face

You have to get all the expenses
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>>8438463
wait who
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>>8438463
>she says while literally sucking he dick of a dumb doxing tranny

Really Yonders my ponderer
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>when you realize you will be alone forever
:(
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>>8438463

wait what
who
wtf is happening in these threads lmao i'm literally just high all of the time laughing at everything completely confused every time i'm here ngl
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>>8438349
Dollface is only friends with girls she considers attractive which is no one here except ufufu and Anna
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>>8438496

omg dude i totally didn't even laugh at her. she just said something out of nowhere about her life and how it was awful and i was like wat lol
and i have friends here other than ufufu and anna sillyyyyyy
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>>8438496
To be fair, they're two of the cutest girls here, so at least she has good taste.
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Faye is a really boring villain bring back the CNT arc
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>>8438506

i wanna be a villain but i don't really like being genuinely mean to people anymore so how do i go about my ascension to the throne of evil
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>>8438470
>>8438474
>>8438482
I'm not going to mention her (just in case this vile shit posts here and it wouldn't suprise me in the least) but the short version is: this 46 year old Minecraft loving tranny justified being in a relationships with 14 year olds (and she was in a group with more of those trannies) and we decided to mess with her, but I didn't know someone I knew was there who was sucking her dick so they got all my info.

There is more to it but let's keep it at that.
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>>8438505
>anna
>cute
Nah

Ufufu looks like she has Down syndrome
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>>8438519

the fuck lol
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>>8438511
>>8438506

>the villains vilanously try to decide who will be the villain while naming the hero the villain
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>>8438525

what even is this post and that photo lol
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>>8438521
Anne's cute as a button though, and Ufufu looks like a sick, sexy vampire.
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>>8438523
Hence why I would NEVER post my pic here, just incase she or her fangirls want to get mess with me again.
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>>8438496
and merc. we are le mafia and all that
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>>8438525

i keep reading this in v's voice like when in v for vendetta he introduces himself with a bunch of v words and i just keep laughing

>>8438548

lol oooh.. i see
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why arent you trading bitcoins?
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>>8438530
It's my new swim suit
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>>8438556

honestly? i couldn't tell you. i should really do that huh

>>8438558

that honestly wouldn't surprise me lol
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>>8438554
Vile villains villainously vindiciate vindictive vendetatas vis a vis the virtuous
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>>8438567

SCREAAAAM
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>>8438563
It's low as fuck right now, massive dip, buy now and sell when it recovers, then repeat.
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>>8438556
do i just buy some and wait for the value to go up
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>>8438572

what's the profit margin typically?
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>>8438556
i'm poor
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>>8438575
Basically.
>>8438577
I'm new to this so I can't really estimate for you, but it's dropped a few hundred dollars. If it recovers and goes higher than that, it'll be a nice time for you.
>>8438582
>put small amount of money in
>get a little bit more back
>repeat until you have money
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>>8438586
do i do bitcoin or ether
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>>8438586

dang that is a lot of monies. very interesting ty ty
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I have a pre-rolled black widow here, I kind of want to get high but I also don't want munchies.
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>>8438596

literally high af rn eating brownies, would recommend
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>>8438592
Bitcoin.
>>8438593
It heavily depends on how much you invest, and when you choose to buy and sell, but you can do pretty well off this. If you wanna be more adventurous you can look into trading other coins and doing pump and dump schemes.
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I feel so alone and I hate it
Why can't I just have a bf/gf to wrap their arms around me and tell me it's all going to be okay?
Why do I have to be an ugly non-passing freak?
;-;
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>>8438602
I have nothing to really eat here, besides apples, a banana and a watermelon.

I also have chips here but I don't really like chips tbqh.
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i want to die and i don't know why
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>>8438556
I know basic economics
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>>8438605
Why not Ether? And shouldn't I wait for the next big dip?
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>>8438556
It's hard to exchange large amounts of BTC for dollars, and I'm too lazy to fiddle around with small amounts
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>>8438605

i might look into it honestly lol seems like a fun hobby

>>8438609

oh... welll... fuck then idk

>>8438610

take a hit and innovate
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>>8438616
this is a decent dip for bitcoin right now
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>>8438611
So you're choosing not to make money?
>>8438616
You could wait for it to dip lower, but even while it slowly climbs back up you'll still profit when it goes even higher than what you bought it for. I don't know much about Ether yet.
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>>8438624
The last time I did weed I threw up and freaked out for a couple hours
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>>8438636

i've literally been high for a week straight now so idk what to tell you. it's nice
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>>8438624
i'll save it for another time

i only get high if i feel close to being sad, which i'm not
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>>8438347
This is the 5th flamer post in a row.
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>>8438645
I guess, but intense overthinking is the only thing I have going for me, and the feeling of having that closed off for a bit was horrifying
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>>8438659

o well that's a good rule i think

>>8438666

it's nice not to tho every once in awhile lol
my mind literally never stops going so i have to either be intoxicated or blare music extremely loud to overwhelm it
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I miss Grace
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>Be me
>Cut watermelon in small cubes
>Eat it
>PARTY ROCKER IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>8438703
why tho
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Something tells me...there's drama going on...on DISCORD!
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>>8438726
I like picking on her
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>>8438740

>being a part of a discord mtfg group
well there's your first mistake
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When I come to power I will ban lawns and put promoters of lawn culture into labor camps.
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>>8438748
>Joining a /mtfg/ discord group
>Joining a group with trannies ever again
lol

Besides I have Cis Tits and Puru, that's more then enough for me. (for now)
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>>8438740
Theres always discord drama.
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>>8438764

lool idk, i have trans and cis friends that i've met through the internet or gaming or my aesthetic interests and in general like
being trans doesn't really cause me to bond with someone any more than i normally would so it's not really a benefit for me at this point
like being a tranny doesn't rly take up all of my life anymore yknow
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>tfw no bf but you're not socially transitioned and wouldn't pass
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>>8438779

>tfw 6'4" qt boyfriendo who gives you weed and smokes with you while you fuck and cuddle and snack together all of the time

it's a nice feel i would really get to the whole social transition thing
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>>8438770
Sometimes I wish I could witness that

But then I think to myself "shit not ever again"

>>8438777
I have only cis friends, I'm trying to become friends with transbobs because I have had a bad experience with one irl but I want to get over it.

Being trans doesn't get in the way of my...time too I suppose? I don't know, it's mostly a me deal if anything.
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I don't even know where I'd meet anybody though
I don't have an offline social life
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>>8438795
Forgot to quote >>8438787
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>>8438787
yeah but youre beautiful and socially transitioned, not an ugly freak and socially transitioned
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I miss her.
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>>8438793

transbobs lol das qt. but ya i def get it. you have some so no worries!

>>8438800

get some hobbies and do stuff you like, then do those things with other ppl dewd lol

>>8438804

naw i'm not that attractive, but i have socially transitioned. you just gotta do thatttt and stop putting yourself downnnn
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>>8438506
/mtfg/ is the garlic jr. filler arc of the dbz anime but permanently. thats my completely unrequested opinion. cheers.
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>>8438610
lol life sucks kys
>>8438620
1,000 us dollars can be purchased for 1,100 in BTC
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>>8438819

dude you really talk about faye a lot lol
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>>8438814
Hopefully more someday

I mean I do have a another transfriend but she didn't tell me until...months later. But it's weird for me not to consider her cis because sounds, acts and looks cis. So she's an """exception""""

Also
>i'm not that attractive
I'm not even attracted to women but you look fine~

>>8438819
I want an arc as well
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>>8438826
i just feel like everything that happens in the world, needs to be related to DBZ, the most important work of human culture to exist.
>>8438828
the only way you can have an arc here is by being the most obnoxious drama monger in the thread i think, like this emma person right now or whatever
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Who needs discord drama when theres mtfg drama?
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>>8438838
>needs to be related to DBZ,
Thoughts on super? Thoughts on GT?
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bitcoins arent money but money isnt money either, only gold is money
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i miss her so much

where did she go? what happened?

i want to kill myself
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>>8438592
neither!!!!
you are wasting time and money!!
bitcoin had a hard price increase before (around 1000$ in mid 2013) dropped down to 300 and never rose again until now. it is dropping agian and i would not be surprised it stays at 800$ until 2020/2021, i'd highly advice you stay out of bitcoin, and tread lightly on ETH, look into Zcash, you are beat on bitcoin, you are too late. i feel bad for anyone who fell for the meme and still hasn't sold before it drops.
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>>8438501
sorry .____.
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>>8438843
i never actually picked up super bc i dont have the time to watch shows anymore and havent for a long time

GT was a misguided and ultimately failed attempt at picking back the sense of humor that defined classic Dragon Ball and had been lost by Z but it ultimately just ended up being a worse Z by every possible measure. Also mustache Vegeta is a fucking abomination.
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>>8438843
>thoughts on gt
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>>8438841
>chat program called Discord
>its full of people getting into fights with each other
really makes me think
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>>8438838
>the most obnoxious drama monger in the thread i think

there goes my story arc

Maybe if all the stories about edie/cistits/faye/elenna/emma/(THREE HOURS LATER OF EVERY TRIPFAG IN THIS THRAD) are true and I would ever post my voice and they would antagonize me...ehh, not even that, because none of you seem like villains or awful people to me. Pretty much everyone is a likeable nancy here.

>>8438843
LISTEN

CIS TITS

FRIEZA IS BACK

MY BABY IS BACK

GT A SHIT EVERYONE WHO LIKES THAT SHIT IS A FILTHY NINGEN
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>>8438828

i have a trans friend like that as well so i kinda get what you're sayin lol. i'm glad you've made friends here though!

>>8438838

mmmhhmmmmm

>>8438853

it's ok honestly lol i just didn't want you to think i was making fun of you. i've just been really high like "wait idu" the whole time
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>>8438865
ive posted my ridiculous faggy boy voice and the only comments are get are people teasing me on my lisp
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Am I the only one who jumped to thinking about girl tinkler

I can't be the only one
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>>8438875
Faye when was the last time you had sex? Be honest.
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>>8438873
Weird , they all say I sound like an alpha daddy

https://clyp.it/rtqr45ky
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I wish I was with my friend in connecticut cuddling and watching her play hearthstone

I feel really lonely here
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>>8438885
August
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>>8438870
Yeah! I'm glad you're here too~

>>8438873
There is essentially nothing wrong with a lisp

I will not stop training until I have perfected an angel voice that can stop the evil pedophiles, psychic vampires and globalists that will take over the world. Nothing can stop me, except death.

Constructive crititism is always welcome though.
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>>8438875
you should get a corn dog
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>>8438865
>Nancy
>noun
>an effeminate or homosexual man

What did she mean by this?
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>>8438875
Thats because you are a chaser

>>8438865
>A SHIT EVERYONE WHO LIKES THAT SHIT IS A FILTHY NINGEN
I thought most of it was shit but i have to admit that the SSj4 transformation is 100x better than the faggy god forms they have in super now. It dosent even make sense for there not to be ssj4 since the form is literally shown in a quick vision when goku goes ssj3 for the first time in the buu saga
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>>8438890
Faye when are you going to get ffs, srs and a boyfriend?
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>>8438890

woah lol

>>8438892

^-^

>>8438893

that'd prob burn u somethin fierce
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I want to fuck Nicole and schmegglestick in the boipuss so badly
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>>8438890
You really need to get you some girl. I know you can do it.
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>>8438897
>that'd prob burn u somethin fierce
not if you get lots of ketchup
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>>8438849
>i want to kill myself
same ;m;
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>>8438898
Rip my sides
>>8438902
I have sex hang ups, it's been offered, but idk ._.
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>>8438886
Resonance needs work, pitch is good enough
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>>8438895
ssj4 is a really cool design as far as dbz transformations go and i'm sad it's been exiled to being non-canon, the god forms are basically deviantart tier palette swap ocs, i dont like em
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>>8438886
Your voice isn't bad at all!

>>8438894
...Oh that wasn't my intention, my appologies to all.

I just find Nancy a fun word to play around with.

>>8438895
I kind of agree. SSJ4 IS essentially better then SSJSSJSSSJSS but I find this series much more enjoyable to watch.

I will say tho, the shadow dragons were pretty cool villains.

Still, Super >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GT.

>>8438897
You're not as bad as everyone says...atleast that's what I think
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>>8438911
Resonance is hard after they sew half your throat together
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>>8438916

naw i'm not too bad. plus i'm pretty constantly high lately so i'm always in a good mood lloll
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>>8438917
talk through your nose
you are still talking from your chest like a boy
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>>8438922
>tfw generally love smoking weed
>last time i smoked it i had a bizarre and terrifying waking nightmare on the way back home
>kinda scared me from smoking it again
i probably just shouldnt do drugs when im depressed
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what does talk through your nose mean and how do i do it
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>>8438933
pretend your Fran Dreschner
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>>8438933
When you talk,try to lift it from your cheast to your nose, you cheast should sop vibrating, and your nose should start tingling a bit
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>>8438924
Like this?
https://clyp.it/ykt1eliv
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Goddamn if Nicole only knew about my secret dedicated shrine to her.

I pray to her with Rio de Janeiro music in the background while I furiously fuck myself with a twig, thinking to myself why she had to pick her over me.........
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>>8438929

i've never had that shit happen to me so idk what to say lol. the weed i smoke just makes me feel like i'm a goddess floating elegantly through the air desu
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>>8438938
no, you are still in your chest
put your hand on your sternum
if you can feel reverberation while you talk you are doing it wrong
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>>8438938

wow sephora doesn't even sell kylie jenner lip kits
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>>8438940
to be fair it was during a time i was doing super badly mentally since recently i had lsd and had literally no bad stuff happen
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>>8438922
I will get high tomorrow probably so iktf

>>8438938
You /kind/ of sound like that Blaire White girl
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yo should i trip on acid next week?
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>>8438929
Every time I smoke weed now is a waking nightmare. Idk if I started being allergic or if the weeds gotten too strong in CO or what but it just makes me miserable.
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>>8438946

maybe you'll be good to go then nowwww :~)

>>8438950

is a good feel
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>>8438952
only if you do it on cam lol
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>>8438952
Acid is the best.
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>>8438952

idkkkkkkkk
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>>8438952
i mean i don't think you should ever take lsd alone but im also kind of a pussy about drugs
>>8438956
hopefully!
>>8438953
i just kind of had a hardcore de-realization episode and puked on the tube and lost consciousness for a bit and all music sounded terrifying to me and i barely made it home

weird times
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>>8438952
EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAYS ACID I THINK OF THAT FUCKING POKEMON MOVE BUT ITS LITERALLY LSD

reee

>>8438956
yeh especially if you're a depressed little cookie, which i know i'll be tomorrow but i'll try to keep my spirits up
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#fancy
#wifematerial
#headpatspls
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>>8438952
No Elanna. You're supposed to be clean now.
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>>8438966
>giving up pizza
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>>8438957
God are you sure you wanna babysit me when I'm on acid?
I betcha it would be boring ;-;
>>8438967
but it's only lsd
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>>8438942
No resonance test
https://clyp.it/tba2gedj
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>>8438944
LOL I fucking knew you'd get that
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>>8438967
Psychedelics are hardly drugs desu, you don't get addicted, and you don't do them that often
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>>8438974

i felt very personally offended when i heard it ngl lmao
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>>8438968
There is vegan pizza, silly
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>>8438970
>God are you sure you wanna babysit me when I'm on acid?
substitute trip sitter.
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Tfw never stealth and hot dog body
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>>8438989

ur a cute
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Goodnite everybody

tomorrows gonna be a gr8 day (i hope)
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>>8438972
you're getting there
the two and three sounded almost perfect
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do u ever just laugh at how much of a cruel joke being a tranny is?

i do sometimes but now im just sad about it
>>
>>8438998

naw not really lol
being a tranny is w/e
>>
>>8438952
yee
how much are u gonna dose?
>>
THE ABSOLUTE MAD (wo)MAN MADE IT ON TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0
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Are we girls?
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>>8439001
Wew, even sonichu was there :D
>>
>>8439001
honestly i just cant bring myself to hate her
>>
>>8439001
I'm too sober for this
>>
>>8439001
is this real life?
also dang...she is kind of starting to pass as a fat ugly girl o.O
(kind of like me)
>>
>>8439001

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>8439005

idk why does it matter
>>
>>8438999
i don't like it personally tbqh familia
>>
>>8438980
it's shit
shit!
>>
>>8439011
She does pass as that, her voice doesn't say female either
>>
>>8439000
maybe like 240 mics?
>>8438981
I'll just look so derpy desu
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>>8439001
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>>8438966
mmmm~
this is good
why do people need meat again?
>>
Maybe by the year 2088 trans people will finally be accepted by all.
>>
>>8439016

ya but you are what you are bae
>>
>>8439032
it hurts to have dysphoria
>>
>>8439027
That's pretty optimistic desu :/
>>
emmma emma emma where are you emma baby needs changsies
>>
>>8439019
hmm nice
u should take half tab (or one 120 tab) and then redose if u want after an hour
>>
>>8439025
Because it tastes good
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>>8439034

we all have it but you can learn to live with it and love urself bb
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>>8439039
but this taste good too
>>
>send voice memo to doctor gf
>forgot to drop to boy voice
>see kept pop up

Fuuuucckk
>>
>>8439045
i dont know if i can live with it, i cry every night because of it, i look like a gross monster
>>
Really tho what does cofveve sound or look like

I need to know if she's pretty
>>
>>8438991
I am a man and kinda gross for it
>>
Every day is exactly the same.
>>
Has anyone had any experience with the at home lazer hair removal devices?
Is it worth it or am I better of going to a pro?
>>
>>8439060

you gotta live with it i'm sry

>>8439075

naw
>>
why am i still here
>>
>>8439082
i dont have to live
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https://collarfactory.com/
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Redpill me on yesons vocal surgery btw dr.bart is doing that now so rip anyone's voice who goes to them.
>>
>>8439089

ya u do

>>8439093

lol
>>
>>8439089
exactly!
it's your life and you can end it whenever you want
that's how i look at it
though i haven't found the courage to end it yet :^(
>>
>>8439046
Meat can literally be addictive and difficult to quit. Also, culture heavily effects what people want tone eat, and many of us are enculturated into a meat eating culture.
>>
How to deal w man back. I wanna corset train and get a bbl. I think im going to persue that instead of ffs.
>>
>>8439108
yea i know
i feel completely hopeless and defeated, but there's still something in my head that holds my hand from pushing down on my wrist, i guess fear
>>
>>8439127
same

came very close but fear held me back as well :(

though i guess i will get there one day because thinking about doing it makes me feel at ease
>>
>>8439141

i'm calling the police
>>
>>8439146
Please do
>>
>>8439146
no dont do thattt!!!
they willl find out daddy put the cummies there and daddys arent supposed to cum in my baby bummy...
>>
=> Drug induced coma's
>>
>>8439150
>>8439152

they're coming
the kink police are on their way over rn
>>
=> diaper induced coma
>>8439156
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
dude voice training makes my want to smash my face in
>>
>>8439162
same
>>
>>8439162
that's why i gave up on it
enough reason to do that anyway
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>>8439156
HI satan.
Howru
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i love my imaginary boyfriend!
>>
we
miss
her...

tax bracket information
>>
today my imaginary boyfirned brought home some pizza and we cuddled while watching movies
>>
>>8439162
I'ts super fun, getting sore throat and jaw :)
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I want to be AGP again.
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today my imaginary emma brought home some 5 cheeses and we cuddled while eating mac and cheese
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my imaginary boyfriend killed imaginary emma
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>>8439208
Too pure
>>
oopsies imaginary mac and cheese made me go oopsies in my diapee >O<

a-at least i got one last mac and cheese from her before we missed her...
>>
today my imaginary emma brought home some tax brackets and we cuddled while flipping bitcoins
>>
my imaginary boyfriend was elected into a position of power and is sending all the littles to concentration camps and giving them the ol' chamber
>>
my real boyfriend was elected into a position of power and is sending you to the time out corner and is putting you in a diaper
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>>8439220
>>8439218
>>8439214
>>8439210
>>8439207
>>8439203
>>8439192
Omg
No
This is how I feel watching all of this
>>
>>8439099
Is yeson a meme?
>>
im using a foam toy sword to commit seppuku in the time out corner
>>
>>8439190

goooooood. very high. hru?
>>
>>8439232
Not high
What is your life up to other than repeat buying pot
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>go to bar
>eat and drink
>come home
>all alone
>get nude

it is summer time ladies
>>
>>8439238
pulls down you'are pants
*puts u in a diaper*
haha whoops
>>
>>8439011
>kind of like me
you mean me
>>
>>8439236

>repeat buying
lool silly valq
just hanging out wit qt boy and playin vidya games and gettin money and stuff idk. becoming the best version of me etc
>>
>>8439249
I didn't know you had a (sugar)boy
>>
why are DNC supporters so violent?
>>
>>8439253

ahaha i mean i have sugar daddies but he's not a sugar boy. more of a boyfriend.
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>>8439238
>>
where is daddy
>>
>>8439258
When did yall start dating, how'd you meet?
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>>8439266
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>>8439268

it's been about 9 months now? same boy i've been fucking and spending time with for like a year almostt.
he's the one with the big lips and perfect jawline. and great dick. and he's talll and such a goof i love him lol. we met on okcupid like a year and a half ago.
>>
>>8439273
you never called him your boyfriend tho
I am glad you are in a relationship again
>>
What is a good present to get a trans girl for her birthday
>>
>>8439276

i kind of keep it on the DL because of work and stuff lol

>>8439280

thigh high rainbow striped socks
>>
>>8439273
Oooooooooo.
That guy
I thought you ditched him a few months ago for some reason, iunno.
Things are getting more serious then?
This is the longest relationship I've seen you in since I've known you
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>>8439271
>>
>try to masturbate
>thinking of either girls/boys/myself makes me sad

>tfw sad but still kinda wanna masturbate

I hate this and I hate life
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>>8439280
im a transgirl and this is things i would like for my birthday
1. diapers
2. teddy bears
3. daddy kisses and hugs
4. ice cream sandwich
5. cute dresses
6. overall dress
8. life time pass for unlimited daddy cuddles kisses and hugs.
>>8439287
^W^
>>
pookie what is wrong with you
>>
>>8439289
masturbate is difficult sometimes
>>
>>8439282

i basically can't stay away from him for some reason idk lol. prob the whole loving him thing. so yep
i'm happy with him and enjoying it. plus the being high all of the time thing is helping with everrrrything
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>>8439261
Sorry

With the dlc coming this is the new hot link
>>
today me and my imaginary pookie friend played baby games together and watched baby shows
>>
>>8439298
Daaaaawe.
Omg
Do you think....
You found your person?
Also, I bet the pot is helping with your tummy issues
>>
Chara, it's 6 pm, where are you? We agreed you would be here by now.
>>
>>8439301
is he working for santa now?
>>
Being sick fucking sucks everything hurts

>>8439280
cute, self-made card is the most important part
other than that, clothes, makeup or money
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muh dick
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>>8439310

idkk maybe lol idk dude it's whatever man idk lolololl
i really like him obviously but i'm just enjoying it for what it is. i have lots to do to get my life together either way. and my crohn's has not bothered me one bit this week!
>>
>>8439313
CHARA
>>
>>8439319
>I read that whole post in your voice
You working towards anything rn
>>
emma emma where is emma emma emma emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>8439323

https://clyp.it/jkjlburp
>>
WHERE IS POOKIE
WHERE IS EMMA
>>
>>8439237
You're crazy.
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>>8439328
>>8439322
>>
EMMA EMMA EMMA WHERE IS YOUR TAX BRACKET NOW EMMA...
emma please...
please...
>>
>>8439327
Omg you're highaf
Basically
You're just being transtrash like everybody else.
And eating fuckloads of pizza.
Das güd about school tho.
My waif detransed & just became an Urban Decay rep. They have a second/technical interview with Mac next week but I don't think he wants to go for that., psure urban pays more.
>secretly wishing I can just be a hausfrau and keep the home up while he makes huge makeup money
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>literally no good games for switch coming out this year
why did I buy this hunk of junk???
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>>8439340
Buy a PS4 then so you can play the new and improved Monster Hunter.
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>>8439340
b-but kirby...
>>
>>8439333
remind them that they said they would be here by now yesterday, at 6 pm pst
>>
>>8439162
>>8439178
Oh so I'm not the only one who can't fucking stand voice training?
>>
>>8439339

yes p much lmaaoo
wait so you have a .... husband now then? why'd he detrans?
>>
>>8439340
>buying a switch over ps4
You did this to yourself
>>
>>8439332
ps3 has no games
>>
the only game console i have is 3ds is that trutrans
>>
>>8439333
can i join that discord
>>
>>8439361
srry ur thinkin bout DS lite
>>
i just want emma to give me a hug and tell me everything will be alright
>>
>>8439365
i only ever had the original ds not a lite. mine broke though so i got a 3ds a few years ago
>>
I just want to hug Emma and tell her everything will be alright.
>>
>>8439346
>but a remake of the same game you've been buying for 30 years!
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>>8439361
only console i have is 2 new 3ds xls
>>8439373
kirby is my hero
>>
>>8439352
"Didn't feel genuine"
Idk
He's intersexed anyways and prefers to just be nb...
Said e made him fucking nuts and didn't like how it made him feel/how he treated me.
We're week 3 back on t and he seems alot happier & more grounded.
I just got me a femboi with cypro nuked balls now.
He was like 6 months on E before quitting.
I'm forcing him to go to therapy tho.
Aaaaaand gonna see how t really affects him by next month
>>
>>8439368
why emma though?
>>
>>8439370
i have a 3ds and a lite. i think its a lite. idk. alls i know is it plays gba games and i think thats neat
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>>8439378
>"Didn't feel genuine"
IKTF I feel like a drag impersonator.
I feel great on E though.
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Do I want to play Crusader Kings II or Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate?
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>>8438347
i took the size charts and the male VS female measurements out the OP because they're irrelevant and not useful.

every clothing company has slightly different sizes, and you should be looking at the size chart on the site where you're purchasing clothes, or trying things on at the store.

the male VS female measurements are useless, its about proportions, and any autist worrying abut comparing themselves to a cis woman is retarded.
>>
>>8439388
Same
Physically and mentally I feel a lot better than before
but socially I kinda haven't figured out how to carry myself now
>>
>tfw you will never be a real mom and be able to have biological children
>tfw it doesnt even matter because everyone will leave you before that could even happen
>>
>>8439343
But I got a pc I don't need a home console

>>8439346
Might be ok but it looks pretty slow. I was hoping for more multiplayer games desu. Where's mario party or smash or animal crossing etc cmon Nintendo we don't need 50 more platformers

>>8439357
>buying a PS4 at all
The only good PS4 game is on PS3 too
>>
>>8439377
why do you need 2? mine is original 3ds xl
>>8439382
it doesn't matter desu it could be anybody i was just going along with the emma spam
>>8439387
yeah the new ones cant play gba unless you buy it again from the virtual store
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i am never going to be happy
>>
>>8439397
>>8439388
Yeah
He basically hated how it made him feel physically & mentaly.
Missed his strength & boy confidence.

Also,
Now,
Sex is like.....
O.o
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>>8439399
having bio kids is stupid and no one is going to leave you
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>>8439340
Yeah, why did you support the worst company in the entire industry ? makes me think.
>>
>>8439364
Eeh it's not mine sorry :(
>>
emma we need you...
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who would join a discord for pre-trans and still questioning people if I made one?
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reminder to wear a shirt with your gender on it so people don't get confused.
>>
>>8439448
Nobody is confused about my gender, it couldn't be more obvious.
>>
>>8439448
i already do this all my shirts are blank
>>
>>8439378

dang dude that's tough. same tho lol
and how do you think the T will go?
>>
>>8439454
everyone has a gender anon. in fact, everyone has one of two specific genders which are called male and female.
>>
>>8439402
yeah thats pooey tho i did buy sonic 2 on there and thats a lot of fun

also dr robotniks mean bean machine

do they have vectorman on there?? i need vectorman in mai lyfe
>>
>>8439463
well my only shirt that has writing on it is one that says i hate sex so thats my gender now okay
>>
>>8439469
No that just means you have no genders describing your gender, which is a shame because then people won't be able to tell.
>>
>>8439466
sonic is not even a nintendo game, why are they so incapable of making new original games?
>>
>>8439473
cause miyamoto is a massive hack fraud beyond compare.
Also it's their fault that games became infantilized and targeted little boys so heavily. Also without them the console market would have died out and everything would be on glorious pc. literally worst thing to ever happen to games is nintendo.
>>
>>8439472
everything you said here is correct actually but i have a feeling you didnt mean it that way
>>
>>8439462
Honestly...
He's acting more himself
Like, the person I fell on love with.
And it seems like he's enthusiastic about buying boy clothes and is even commenting on people treating him more like a boy now
>>
>>8439481
Why do neckbeards overestimate the high-end PC market? Gamer rigs are a niche market of a PC market that has itself become a niche. The average normie uses a macbook or tablet for their daily computing needs.
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where is emma where is emma our safe space is gone we need mommy emma emma emma please buy us a crib and protec us with ur bitcoin money emma emma
>>
>>8439218
tfw no-one will ever make a tulpa of me
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>>8439487
>u need a supacomputa to play games on ur pc
>>
>>8439492
emma is stuck in a loop of sex and drug binges and is ignoring us in our time of greastest need :(
>>
>>8439487
I never said high end or anything.
And you do realize that mac doesn't even have the majority market share on laptops? they're about 20% iirc.
and obviously they are a minority, but that doesn't mean they would be if consoles didn't exist. When the console market crashed in the 80s the commodore and dos market was still going strong in the rest of the world, and if nintendo hadn't stepped in, it would have absorbed that market share. And the marketing tactics nintendo used hurt the medium collectively for about twenty years, they're the catalyst for a video game dark age in some ways.
Also it's a bit insensitive to imply neckbeardyness considering where we are, be nice.
>>
>>8439495
Anything under £800 and you may as well just get a fucking console.
>>8439492
I hate retards so much.
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>>8439494
tfw you actually had a tulpa the whole time
:^)
>>
>>8439378
So you married someone like me, but I get free e and someone injects me weekly so that im a good girl so I stayed on
>>
Stop spamming about emma. She doesnt know you, she doesnt care about you and shes never going to care about you.
>>
>>8438538
oh shit what
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>>8439507
>>
>>8439502
>Anything under £800 and you may as well just get a fucking console.
Because power is the only reason you'd play on pc? not the bigger library, or the greater range of control and customization options, or the more consumer friendly shops? or the better lifetime and cheaper incremental upgrades.
>>
I MISS HER SO MUCH OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>
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>>8439507
emmaE
emmaM
emmaM
emmaA
>>
>>8439507
i just want somebody to love me
>>
>>8439501
>basement dwellers tired of being beta males, popping hormone pills and LARPing in striped socks on chinese cartoon boards
Yah you're all still neckbeards.
>>8439510
Well whatever I don't want to get into this argument, I have both. Some games are nicer to play on console, some are nicer on PC. Sometimes I like relaxing on the sofa, sometimes I like being in the computer chair. This is how non autistic people live life.
>>
>>8439507
i honestly wish emma was dead
>>
>>8439497
emma is stuck in a diaper of cummies and squishy mushies and is igonoring us in our time of gretest need :c
>>
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>>8439504
why didn't you introduce me
>>8439497
I am moderately drunk
>>8439507
I like the people who are nice to me
it's fun
>>8439512
hi there autistic retard child
>>
>>8439507
She looooooves it
>>
>>8439519
no emma is the mommy
>>
>>8439515
>. Sometimes I like relaxing on the sofa, sometimes I like being in the computer chair.
>you're autistic if you're not a complete retard that actually believes this shit
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>>8439520
>she doesnt rember :^)
>>
>>8439502
Ya because you can do your homework on a xbox right who needs a stupid pc only nerds
>>
>>8439510
Console is cheaper to get to 4K and you can get GameFly and Redbox and eBay stuff

I stopped playing console after the last arkham knight fiasco where it came out stuttering on top of the line one year old cards
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>>8439518
HI CHARLOTTE WELCOME TO THE PARTY
>>
braap
>>
>>8439530
Hows your night going.
>>
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>>8439520
its my empathy pal
>>
>>8439534
Good
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>>8439533
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PROOF EMMA IS ABUSIVE PARTNER
>>
>>8439526
Just buy a cheap laptop for your homework why is this so hard to comprehend? Don't be a mouthbreathing /v/tard.
>>
>>8439530
I am not charlotte
I barely even post about you because that's autistic but i really dislike you
>>
>>8439529
>Console is cheaper to get to 4K
this is kinda relative. If you already have a pc it's almost certainly cheaper to upgrade to 4k than buying an xbonx. And you save a lot since games are cheaper.
also you really should have a pc anyways.
PS4pro does not count as 4k
>>
you people are real weird!
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>>8439544
OH MY GOD
p l e a s e
>>
>>8439544
Oh, that reminds me of something.
>>
>>8439552
my stupid broken brain makes me act this way im sorry
>>
how do we improve the collective IQ of transpeople? I think we should do a culling so that our people becomes the intellectual elite.
this'll not be like other cullings since dumb trannies want to die anyways.
>>
>>8439539
What are you guys drinkin
>>
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>>8439554
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>>8439554
TFW your emma tulpa will never neopathologicall pseduo convince you through astral projections to cut yourself
>>
is it weird that I like the taste of spiro
>>
>>8439562
138 iq
t. diaper fag
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h i
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>>8439567
Some gross mix of like mango ice tea and jack daniels
I wanted to drink it straight but Emma is too much of a girl lawle

>>8439574
Yes wtf
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>>8439569
i wish emma could make me cut
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uwu
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>>8439570
I'd tell her to convince you to come back over now that you're a super qt
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>>8439574
HOLY MOLLY THE MASOCHIST
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>>8439548
Desktop ownership is probably like 50% now and of those probably 20% are store bought POS that would explode if you tried putting in a new graphics card. I don't see why /v/ must scream that PC is superior therefore consoles need to be banned, there's clearly a market for both
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>>8439575
tfw 120 iq brainlet. I feel like it must mean that I'm dumb because everyone else seems to be in the 130s
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>>8439578
>Some gross mix of like mango ice tea and jack daniels
>I wanted to drink it straight but Emma is too much of a girl lawle
To be fair i would probably want the mango ice tea with that too. Fruity alcoholic beverages are so good.
>>
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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>>8439593
brepl
>>
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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>>8439593
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
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>>8439583
^w^ super qt wow!!! and u didnt even see my picture that i posted on a passing thread?
DADDies chains are UNBREAKABLE true daddies STEAL REINFORCED CHAINS cannot be tampered with (he adds child proof lock to them)
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>>8439545
Or spend the money you'd spend on a shitty laptop and a shitty console and a shitty tv on a decent pc and you'll be able to play most games fine. you don't need an expensive pc unless you want t run witcher 3 on ultra at 4k
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>>8439533
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrappppppppp
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I went to sleep for a bit what is happening
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>>8439585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcrotHUVFN0
tl:dw: you can make a 500$ 4k pc. and that video is over half a year old, prices have dropped, and will drop further before the xbonx releases. The thing is, consoles used to be value options, but they're really not. The slower technologcal progression means that "high end" components are getting really really cheap.
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>>8439447
no takers
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How do i tell her i dont want her braaaping in bed.
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>>8439588
100% percent of my intellegence stat comes from my diapers, its my secret ability.
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>>8439603
brooooorp
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>>8439599
uhhh
unblock me and dm it to me real quick
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>>8439608
*pulls the cover over ur head*
BRAAAAAAAAPT
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>>8439603
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>>8439612
price of picture 1 bitcoin (the whole bitcoin value over 2,000$)
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>>8439612
WEAK
>>
Time for my own /v/ rant:
Fuck Creative Assembly, fuck them to hell. They put out quality niche historical strategy games for over a decade then randomly decided to jump on the fantasy bandwagon releasing Warhammer after Warhammer game and not bothering with their core fanbse of history lovers anymore. Also their last historical Total War was shit, Full of DLC, unoptimized garbage and borderline unplayable campaign. I've been a loyal fan since 2002, fuck you CA.
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>>8439608
what if she braps from the front
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>>8439578
>>8439584

it's nice and minty
sometimes I'll just pop open my bottle and smell it... this bottle has a pretty strong scent
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>>8439620
do you let them melt in your mouth, gotta savour the flavour
>>8439615
alternative payment 100 diapers
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>>8439609
woah. Maybe I should get some diapers so I can get more smarter.
>>8439618
their historical games were bordering on fantasy anyways. no big loss. Go play crusader kings 2
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>>8439622

naw I haven't done that. that's against the law
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten
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how do I get my hips to keep growing
they've grown a little bit and hurt intermittently but I'm worried they'll just stop
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>>8439624
ur not true trans if u dont melt your spiro on your taste buds
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>>8439626
become lanna
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>>8439590
Hmmm I was tryna be bad ass
I'm kinda too girly for straight alcy anyway

>>8439620
Crayz
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>>8439625
Woah Woah Woah Hold on Stick em UP THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS A ROBBERY Hand over the CUMMIES and no DADDY gets hurt Send this to your naughtiest little partners in crime and you'll get SACKS OF CUMMIES Get 5 back, you're a squishy little rebel without a cause Get 10 back, you're a career cummie criminal bustin all the daddies banks Get 15 back, you're a little FAT CAT with mad stacks of CUMMIES Get 20 back, you're the CUMMIE QUEEN
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>>8439615
you're not worth
gomenasai
only worth my love
wait have kenzie dm it to me
perfect plan
>>8439617
I'll always be weak for you mommy
>>
i might be back later in the summer but bye folks. I don't necessarily think i'm mtf. I dont know what in the fuck I am. I need to get out and take some time to think.
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>>8439605
You have to know what you're doing though, will the average mum buying a present for her 15 year old kid know this? Also as everyone is pointing out in the comments not everybody lives in America where electronics are dirt cheap.
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>>8439636

good luck friend
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>>8439634
i got my emma tulpa for all my emma love needs but i also need real emma bitcoin love...
>>
Jesus I know trannies are fucked up, but you people make it seem like a fucking art form. All for the sake of drama.

Also the fuck is with diaper posting?
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>>8439626

j e a l o u s

>>8439628

I'm fake AF

>>8439631

I'm a trans girl of course I'm crazy
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>>8439623
No they were pretty realistic.
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>>8439636
arc#9931 on discord if anyone wants to call me a faggot

>>8439640
thanks friendo
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>>8439632
Hi!

I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever i'm with guys and i smell their odor it's so intoxicating and i get so tingly

I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut i am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut i am <3

I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3


PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE

>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
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>>8439631
why are you drinking on a wednesday night
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>>8439643
Not all of them, just most of them desu.
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>>8439643
I know right? I'm here reading these posts and thinking "Are these really adults in their mid-20s?"
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I'm in the hospital
AMA
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>>8439643
>drama
Shitposting*

>>8439645
Honestly same

>>8439656
12 hour work days mainly
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>>8439654
>>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
*gets your boypussy pregnant*
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>>8439663
>didn't just say why she's in the hospital
Nice attention seeking post.
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>>8439643
>not being incontinent due to bladder damage from avoiding using your gt or using a male bathroom
>hrt didnt make your gt leak
are you even trying? am i the only tru trans here?
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>>8439664
I'm sure drinking jack daniels after and before 12 hour work days is a great way to manage your health
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>>8439663
>"Those killers"
>She actually says "them killers"
FIX IT FIX IT
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>>8439673
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>>8439669
I OD'd on opiates. Figures to try a new coping strategy
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>>8439641
dropped honestly
don't have time for diaper wearing gold digger sluts
*goes and talks to pookie*
wait....
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this is now a SERIOUS thread for SERIOUS posters only

all funposters please leave the area immediately i repeat all funposters please leave the area immediately
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>>8439672
Yes see you understand me
I don't do this often tho
Other than the wedding I went to last weekend I haven't drank in like 2 months
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>>8439681
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>>8439681
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
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>>8439688
Opiates suck Elanna
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>>8439663
*states political opinion that isnt extreme far left*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbWbwD2nQvg
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>>8439680
emma please im serious about being incontinent im actually incontinent now
my parents dont know...
i have to spend my savings that my grandma would give me on diapers...
and she moved away to an old folks home so i literally have almost no money left... diapers are expensive...
pls send help
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>>8439683
I don't think I believe you
people who "don't do that often" would wait until friday at least
I see emma is having her affect on you
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>>8439691
Yes they do, do meth
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>>8439696
Why not use washable diapers? Or a butt plug?
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>>8439696
sounds like you chose the wrong daddy then lawl
my wallet could probably buy a lifetime of diapers
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>>8439678
Why? I don't understand why you have failed to move on with your life. You're like 30, post-FFS, living full-time yet you're memeing and OD'ing.
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>>8439699
Meth is not for me
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>>8439696
go to the old folks home and steal diapers from it, im sure they have some there
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>>8439703
TAKE THE FUCKING PIPE ANGIE
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>>8439671
w-what does gt stand for
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>>8439697
Ok whatever
Doesn't really matter anyway
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>>8439708
Gastro tube, it means your butthole
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>>8439712
oh, that's really gross! (i was secretly hoping it meant girltoy and you were having issues peeing dont bully me)
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>>8439701
hes paying for my ffs its just too embarassing to tell him about it...
>>8439700
but them my parents would find out when i wash them...
>>8439708
girl tinkler
>>8439704
they dont just have diapers laying around everwhere... and if they did they would be sized for old people and im 5'2" and smol...
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>>8439721
>girl tinkler
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>>8439702
I still suffer from severe Dysphoria
I can't even find peace living as a tranny

>>8439707
NO
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
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Do you have a bf (boy friend) yet????
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>>8439731
no but i do have a 6'4" daddy(boy friend)
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what is "emma" and why do people talk about it here so much?
>>8438321
lmao
i hope for your sake that you dont believe the stuff you post
>>8438496
>didn't include me
rude!
ffake news!
lying anon!!
>>
>>8439731

what do u call ur SO if they're NB
>>
>>8439739
ur SO
>>
>>8439728
Well that's obvious.
Idk what to say, therapy? More surgery is not the answer. IKTF, dysphoria never goes away entirely.
>>
>>8439737
~why u always lyin~
>>
i miss her i dont want to live without her
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>>8439731
no.
i have a 5'11.75" mommy(girlfriend[female])
>>8439739
"partner"
"significant other"
"lover"
"spouse"
....or any other of the dozen gender neutral synonyms for those words.......
>>
>>8439743
The only surgeries left to get is BA, Rhino and Srs
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>>8439739
(Not applicable) friend
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>>8439707
nah, just give it 2 me
>>8439746
rip
sad!
depressing!
lonely anon!
>>8439745
bc
i have a disease
called lie-abetes
>>
whatup infadels, hows them genital time bombs doing?
>>
whatup emma, hows the bitcoin flipping doing?
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>>8439746
ME TOO
FUCK
where is Charlotte i need her constant abuse I can't live without it she broke me
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>>8439749
Will it make you happy? FFS sure didn't. What if you get botched again?
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>>8439751
thanks
>>8439760
i am not posting about charlotte sorry i can't relate to your situation
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>>8439751
im on a bass player message board rn
bass players are meticulous whiny babies the lot of em

thought u should kno
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>>8439761
But I got the botched shit fixed and you saw it.
>>
emmas buttcoin braaped mine
>>
emmas braaap hole (its where she stores her bitcoins to avoid going up tax brackets(
>>
sad again
>>
>>8439765
oh course
bass players end up being the spine of the band
would b the drummer, but they're often too dumb
thats how you get a good band-- is your drummer an idiot? if so ur bands gonna suck
>>
>>8439731
no :(
>>
>>8439770
me 2
>>
>tfw Nim has disappeared
>tfw she's been replaced by another retarded shitposter called Emma
I can't take the mongoloids here anymore, I'm out.
>>
EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING IVE DONE ILL SHOW U THE PIC FOR JUST 10 DIAPERS OK
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>>8439773
im just like, "yall dudes like to kick out sick fukken jams or wht?" and it turns out they dont
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>>8439731

No. Maybe a girlfriend(female) though. Hard to tell right now.
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>>8439761
Besides wtf do you want me to do?
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>>8439777
Nim hangs out on discord mostly
>>
>>8439747

what's a synonim
>>
tfw you post about emma all day and night and she never responds to all of your posts...
>>
>their Facebook lists their gender as "neither"

what about neitherfriend
>>
>>8439790
omg same
>>
Um...
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>>8439731
Nah I got a gf (girl friend)
>>
>>8439798
daddy.....
>>
>>8439790
how is that possible
>>8439808
um..
>>8439782
lol
>>
>>8439801

right

>>8439808

what's good bbygirl

>>8439816

weed
>>
>>8439799
just say partner
>>8439808
hi beep
>>
>>8439815
i dont think i can go on anymore...
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>>8439821
pls don't say stuff like that..
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>>8439731
Don't remind me I don't reeee
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EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMa
>>
>>8439817
oh
dank
wut did u smoke?
kush?
>>8439821
rip
sad!
dead anon!
>>8439833
do u want me 2 b ur bf, i can do it 4 u if ur cute
>>
>>8439816
um...
>>8439817
nothing.im gonna kms myself and the boy i like started dating a cissy a day after he started calling me his gf. i spent like three hours staring at my body today and im not a happy tranny. work was stressful bc my dick is huge and its hard to hide
>>8439820
hi nonny
>>
>>8439830
sorry
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>bikes all day for the first time since the disasters of yesteryear
>get distracted by lesbian couple
>hit sand
>Tfw somehow didn't smash skull


Ride like a boy, get stitches like a boy.
>>
>>8439835

dut gud kush

>>8439838

who cares about some fuckboy tho ur hot af
>>
Do I need a debit card to buy from QHI? Bank account? Both? I'm from US
>>
>>8439820

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0axNsnOEiIP
>>
>>8439839
sorry im just feeling bad right now
>>
die cis scum
>>
>>8439835
I'm not cute, sorry
>>
>>8439838

>the boy i like started dating a cissy a day after he started calling me his gf.

aww beep :c
>>
>>8439845
>coinbase.com or localbitcoins
>purchase bitcoin
>inhousepharmacy
>also best investment you can make
If in ten years the ponzi scheme doesn't blow up, you'll double your money!
>>
>tfw Cis male on the streets gender queer demiseuxal heteroflexible cuddler in the sheets
>>
>>8439842
m sorry <3
>>
>>8439838
well.....
just tape ur dick between ur legs
how big is it btw
pics?
length/girth?
do u like w/ or w/o a lil teeth
>>8439844
o thats cool
>>8439849
o
rip
you should use makeup or get plastic surgery maybe then alot of people do that to become cutes
>>
>>8439846
wow your voice sounds really good

also a while ago you posted a clip that was like 13 minutes of you doing singing exercises and scales (I think?) if its okay with you could you post that again because i wanted to try to use it to help practice but the link was 404 when i went to dl it
>>
i don't want to live without her
>>
>>8439844
straight dudes call me gross and a faggot on the streets but beg for me to top them on grindr and tindr sooo i really dunno
>>8439851
i really liked him :/ i found out by chance when facebook for some reason told me he added someone new. so i was curious and clicked on her and found out they got together but he hadnt updated his page yet letting anyone else know.
>>
>>8439847
im sorry if i did that i shouldnt post im stupid...
>>
>>8439848
No the droids don't need to die! They're too adorable
>>
>>8439860
I don't see why we need to tape it

I saw a very nice lady at the hospital today that looked like she was smuggling a novelty pencil in her leggings
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>>8439650
>>
am i the only one who thinks shorter hair looks prettier on girls than longer hair does lol
>>
>>8439860
idk how well that would work. im constantly getting in and out of a car all day. its like 6 inches and thicc. no teeth pls
>>
>>8439863
just try to give yourself time
>>8439868
no it was it other stuff
>>
>>8439873
i agree but im not a real girl so im doing the long hair look for femmy points
>>
>>8439863
me neither
>>
>>8439873
Straight girls think this

Evolution says longer hair is sexier
>>
im naked on camera ama
>>
>>8439873
that sort of hairstyle is so cute


also I just had to do 8 captchas go fuck yourself 4chan
>>
serious question:

Do u use tindr for anything but the ego boost or is it just me??
most of the time I'm not even interested, it just feels good, you know what I mean?
>>8439873
no, i hate long hair, it looks gross
>>8439874
i mean, have you tried it before? idk man, lay on your back,push ur testes inside of you, and then lay it flat against your perenium and taint. and then just take a long piece of tape from like the top of ur crotch all the way to just above ur ass cheeks
maybe idk dude

>thicc
when r u inviting me over?
where do you live???
do i swallow or no
>>
>>8439883
how do i get hips like you you cis bitch
>>
>>8439883
hot
can i watch
>>
>>8439883
who are you on cam with wtf
>>
>>8439862

Thank you, I worked hard on it. ...but that's not even a good clip lol.

honestly you can do that if you want but be aware that we may not have the same vocal range so don't strain yourself trying to match my pitches.

https://clyp.it/0hqengjd
>>
i missher so much FUHGKJSADHajcnzkmcxn
>>
>>8439883
Share with the group, slut.
>>
>>8439886
>>8439886
>>8439886
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>>8439893
someone with cisgendered mammaries
>>8439887
no
>>8439886
photoshop
>>
>>8439894
okay thank you
>>
>>8439873
Any girl who gets her hair cut short Im sure turns around in th chair at the salon to complete horror where she immediately has to lie to herself along with her stylist that it actually looks really good! That encourages more girls to do it because they believe the lies the first girl told herself, and its just a mess.

Dont cut your hair, short hair doesnt look good.
If you cant take care of long hair how are you gonna take care of a baby?
>>
>>8439899
>>8439886
be on hrt a long time and start younger.
yw
>>
>>8439900
>someone with cisgendered mammaries
oh you were on cam with me the whole time. What an epic prank bro.
>>
>>8439909
you are such a poorly opinioned faggot, lmao
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>>8439873
i like short hair but i need to do what i can to look like a girl so i grow it out
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>>8439900
>no
):
sad!
cruel elanna!
disappointing news!
>>
>>8439907

Let me know if it helps you. :)
>>
>>8439873
I want to go blonde and shoulder length but I am afraid ;~;
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>>8439919
Shes really fucking hot ngl.
>>
>>8439913
ur naked too wtf
>>
>>8439924
wow
hmm
i'm hot also
i should convince her 2 leave u and get with me
u can have faye, ok?
>>
>>8439900
bad answer
>>8439911
kms
>>8439885
come over
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also i'm watching ff7 advent children for nostalgia and Loz was so fucking hot. like damn. that anime boy is fine af.
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>tfw no one to be lewd with
>tfw gf doesn't do long distance lewd things
frustrated
>>
>>8439928
>u can have faye, ok?
I would rather choke on my own vomit while reading nothing but diaperposts for the rest of my life than be in the same vicinity.
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>>8439931
it's a shame he was "the dumb one" and that the movie was trash apart from all the action.
>>
>>8439932
>>8439929
lets just have an e-threesome
mite b cool, rite?
>>8439935
LMFAO
AHAHA
same desu
>>
I'm 6'2 and 145lb with an angular jawline and a deep voice.

Is there any possibility of me passing as trans?
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>>8439941
no.
>>
>>8439937

ik he was the big tough strong goofy hot guy with a deep booming voice and a sensitive demeanor. love it.
>>
>>8439941
yes most everyone will know youre trans
>>
>>8439919
sorry for this tragedy
my boob salutes for respect
>>
>>8439943
:(

I just want to be a cute girl
>>
anybody else searched on facebook the name you wanted to use, to compare yourself to other people with the same name?

Im below 1 o 2 girls, but above 5 of them.
>>
>>8439949
most people here play video games or ERP to achieve that.
>>
>>8439951

tf lol
>>
who is ur trans mom
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>>8439915
K enjoy not passing
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>>8439952
I know but I want a nice strong man to pick me up and fuck me IRL

I've been ERPing and playing video games for years

Why have I been cursed with this stature >:(
>>
>>8439958

i'm yours
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>>8439958
i am my own trans mom
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>>8439960
>I know but I want a nice strong man to pick me up and fuck me IRL
Then you will never be trutrans. Shoulda been a transbian.
>>
>>8439958
i have no one
>>
>>8439959
but i pass?
and can pass balded head or with my hair slicked back?
and i'm also considerably more attractive than you, not to say i'm hot shit, i'm barely average looking, but yeah lmao
>>8439958
ru paul
>>8439960
kek
idk man
u could pretend to be a tall woman, i went out with a woman who was probably..6'3" not that long ago, it was ok.
pretty sure she wasnt a tran either
>>
can someone tell me who these two trannies are
>>
>>8439969
thats taylor swift on the left and andreja on the right
>>
>>8439969
Kayla and Faye
>>
>>8439969

that one on the left looks really manly
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>>8439966
Lol well thats a funny joke. Whatever helps you sleep at night, hon.
>>
>>8439969
they're both me
>>
I like when the autistic ones fight with each other.
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does anyone else really hate Emma Stone?
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>>8439986
thats me but i try my best not to fight with people
>>
i miss pookie
>>
>>8439961
you kinda r desu but i was afraid of saying it bc i thought youd think i was being insincere
>>8439962
nice
>>8439964
can i fix that
>>8439966
baka desu senpai
>>8439988
you have bad taste
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>>8439988
No I love her and she is my life and body goals.
>>
>>8439988
I Am Emma Stone,
>>
>>8439986
hey, i just posted here now and i'm the most tism one here
>>8439988
i only really hate the scripts she chooses or gets idk how the fuck that shit works.
i don't know her so i can't really hate her.
>>
>>8439991
>you have bad taste
I hate her because I aint her :(

>>8439992
>she is my life and body goals.
same but I will never have it :(

>>8439993
jelly
>>
If you have to tuck your penis you're not true trans
>>
>>8440000
>quads
guess I'm not true trans
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GOT A FLAMING HOT NAIL WITH A TURBO CHARGED LOUD PACK
Herky Pete!
His Eugenius sisters use him like a dab mat...
Pete Freak Dad at home Super Eugene Mom
The BHOy's best friend is a Herking Glob!
(herking glob)
>>
>>8440000
sometimes i tuck it against my tummy and i wear tight pants to get boys to look at me uwu
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>>8439977
how does it feel to be wrong?
>>8439991
>baka desu senpai
ok, I lied; i dont have one. i also dont rly like ru paul
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>>8440000
>being born with a penis
wow look at the trender over here
>>
where do i get a trans gf?
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I want to be AGP again.
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>>8440000
This is my best get of my life


Also is it uhm.... am I a chaser If I find it extra hot he has a vagina
>>
>>8440026
Just do i what i did.
>>
>>8439992
I want my hair like this
>>
>>8440026
sometimes i think this could be a v helpful and pleasant thing
>>
>>8440038
Be cute?
>>
>>8440021

omfg lmao

>>8439991

c: so proud of my daughter wow
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em..
>>
>>8440047
no transition as a prank to get transbians to like you.
>>
emma im crying i went pp in diap its to o wet now ;-;
>>
>>8440021
what the fuck
korra??
>>
>>8440053
wtf u pranked me?
>>
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omgg i started rewatching .hack//SIGN and the music in this show is so fuckin good. i could drown in it. this is still my fav animu even tho every1 hates it
>>
at least im going back to night shift next week so kids wont point and laugh at me anymore
>>
>>8440059
you didn't know that shakira/korra/mercury are all the same person?
>>
>>8440061
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO. NOTHING PERSONAl KID.
>>
>>8440066
Yeah they all wear weaves and like to pretend its real hair. Its creepy af.
>>
>>8440059
thats not korra, thats me dumbo.
>>8440050
:^))
hyd wyd??
>>8440066
>>8440069
okay see, now I take personal offense to this
>>
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>>8440067
c-can u sheathe ur katana??
>>
>>8440026
Make friends with a cute tranny and give her headpats and affection.
>>
EMMMMMMMMMMMA I GO OOPSIES IN MY DIAPEE PWEASE HELP >O<
>>
>>8440074
No but you can do it for me cutie.
>>
>>8440069
>shakira
>ever leaving her house
she wears wigs for a reason
>>
I miss her
>>
>>8440021
Nice shadow, very sexy very manly
Im sure you get lots of snowbunnies who want your BBC
>>
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>>8440081
what did she mean by this?
>>
How do you buy hrt from qhi? Need bank account/debit card or bc?
>>
>>8440089
I think you know exactly what i meant ;)
>>
>>8440071

i'm good bae just doin me yknow same shit. u lookin fly lil mama
>>
>>8440066
no, i never come here anymore
and last time i was here i thought korra and uhh... whats her name... the chick who posts the evangelion pics a lot idr her na- moap yeah i thought they were friends
>>
>>8440090
If a borderline retarded 15 year old
can figure it out I'm sure you can
>>
Threadly reminder that Elanna is a bully and you should filter her
>>
>>8440097

wow rude
>>
>>8440096
my babi cindyyyyyyy
>>
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>>8440086
>>
>>8440096
can you just fucking tell me yes or no w/o being mean about it
please ive had a shit day
>>
i miss pookie
>>
>>8440098
Ya, she is
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>>8440096
>a borderline retarded 15 year old
who tho
also
>ywn buy cindy all of Yui's clothes
>>
>>8440097
Filter yourself
>>
>>8440093
B-but I'll just want you to sheath and unsheath a lot
>>
>>8440111

no i meant u
>>
>>8440117
Yes, she is rude to me.
>>
>>8440120

oh well ok
>>
>>8440114
hmmm ok.
>>
>>8440104
yeah you can do debit card
>>
>>8440097
wrong!!
>>8440094
ya, i know how u do. did u do something special yesterday?? u get a pet yet??

tytyty, i really try u know?????
in all seriousness, i've been thinking about flat ironing my hair to wear it in like
a bob or something for a while, but if i cut it too bob length while straightened it's gonna look way short once i go back to normal.....idk
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me:proceeds to fuck everything up
>>
>>8440130
tyvm
>>
>>8440088
>fucking men
uhhhh
i'm truetrans HSTS you ass
>>8440137
rip
am i cute or no
>>
I wonder if once I lose my weight I will get more (you)s?
>>
>>8440137
ily beep wish we talked more but you slowly ghosted me
>>
>>8440141
probably
or if you just start doing something besides sadpost
>>
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im sorry...
>>
>>8440142
WHAT
>>8440140
yeah
>>
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>>8440140
HSTS isnt real you delusional idiot.
>>
>>8440145
its okay
>>
>>8440096
Maybe shes a fully retarded 15 year old.Ever think of that?
>>
>>8440132

just hung outtt wit da boy a lil, played some games, u know just somethin reaal cute. and nO I WANT ONE but i'm not readddyy
and why not just have long pretty straightened hair?
>>
>>8440101
I'm a mommy now
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>>8440143
I try not to sadpost, I promise that whenever I sadpost I am legitimately sad
>>
>>8440154
ooh but i'm your mommy.
>>
>>8439969

kayla on the left and faye on the right
>>
i miss pookie
>>
new
>>8440161
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>>8440148
>it isn't real
well, i'm real, i'm sitting at my computer typing this, so....?

>>8440146
wait
me for real? ty
i want wider hips too, we should like, try some magic or shaman stuff or something to mystically change our bodies (being serious)
>>8440155
yeah, you should fix that....
>>8440153
oh, that sounds fun and good, very nice. GET READY OKAY
you could have a lil fur baby like this. dont you want to have a live-in bff [that you have to feed, entertain, clean up after, and generally parent)

long hair looks gross lol
like, my hair is probably like nipple length if i straightened it, curled how i usually wear it, its only shoulder length, which is about the length that i think looks good, that and clavicle length
idk, i might just go buy some hair and wear some kind of long braid for a while idk
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>>8438938
>>8438944
>>
>>8440164

MAYBE I WILL GET READY THEN and be a real mom of a pet wow omg
and if you get hair don't be a kat blaque ok? only good quality human hair

>>8440165

pls do not
>>
>>8440186

whaaat, I'm doing nothing wrong
>>
>>8440165
I have that last one, very moisturizing
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