/gaygen/: Gay General

>>8419079
First for how do I find a gay bf who won't go repressed tranny on me and is fine with me being a repressed tranny?

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> is fine with me being a repressed tranny?

>>8419084
Just because you like effeminate things and do things that modern culture stereotypically expects of females, doesn't mean you need to go chopping your dick off and pretending you're biologically something you're literally not and can never be

>>8419084
you can't

>>8419098
I know that, that's why I need a bf who supports my femininity and makes me feel feminine enough that I'm happy without any of that.

>>8419116
no you're not

>>8419116
>I need a magical wizard bf to wave his magical wand and make my life better with magic!

you can only fix yourself, anon.
if you can't fix yourself, or you are unwilling to, then you would only make your bf miserable for failing to help you no matter how hard he tried.

>>8419120
I'm not what?

>>8419134
He doesn't have to be magic. He just has to make me feel how het men make cis girls feel.

>>8419138
>He just has to make me feel how het men make cis girls feel.
you can want to feel like this and still have a dick. Don't ever think otherwise.

>>8419138
you're not okay with that because you'll always be fundamentally unhappy. even if you were to transition. you should seek professional help imo.
hope this helps! :)

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>>8419138
>relevant pic

>>8419146
>you can choose what emotions you feel
you're not depressed, just choose to be happy and it'll go away :^)

>>8419146
me being a sociopath and giving other people advice on how to become a sociopath.
people who truly believe that they choose their emotions - not their emotional response, but actual emotions - are just not experiencing real, human emotions and are fundamentally broken.

i hope this helps you understand that all self-help books you've ever read aren't able to fix the issues that stem from within and are instead facades to help mask the pain you feel from being an unfulfilled human who was born inadequate and will never truly overcome their flaws, so that you can come to peace with that.

>>8419151
stop choosing to be fucking retarded. the text is about how OTHER PEOPLE CAN NOT MAKE YOU FEEL THINGS, and no one can force you to feel depressed if you don't want to feel that way.
actual clinical depression is not something anyone else MAKES you feel, and there is NOTHING anyone can ever say to MAKE you suddenly not be depressed and happy instead.

that was the whole point you fucking moron. getting a boyfriend is not going to magically make you feel better.

>>8419141
That's the whole point, I want to feel this way with a bf instead of anything like that.

>>8419142
I didn't say I was okay with it and I don't know what kind of professional help you mean, if you're not just /pol/ memeing.

>>8419146
I should have said a bf who helps and supports me in making myself feel feminine.

>>8419164
>That's the whole point, I want to feel this way with a bf instead of anything like that.
>instead of anything like that.

The fact you're even considering it as an alternative means that in some form you understand that it's just a placebo. A distraction so you don't have to face reality.

Getting a bf won't make you find value in yourself. You need to have value in yourself before you can be a good bf.

>>8419162
u sound triggered lol

>>8419164
i'm saying that you're clearly depressed. stop projecting.

>>8419167
its not just a placebo, it's forming an unhealthy attachment to someone who doesn't even exist yet.
they're not going to find anyone ok with that unless said person is also themselves unhealthily codependent or is abusive

>>8419154
why would you saying random crap that youre pulling out of your ass help me understand anything except that you are full of crap?

>>8419171
>its not just a placebo, it's forming an unhealthy attachment to someone who doesn't even exist yet.
I was talking about the 'going trans as a substitute for finding a bf' part, but you're right about that too

>>8419174
i'm not pulling anything out of my ass. transactional analysis is just fruedian psychology rebranded as something mildly less stupid but it's not really any better.

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>mfw the new gaygen is turning into another trans self-help thread

someone make a new thread.

>>8419167
I have lots of issues and finding value in myself is one and I'd like a bf to help me with them all, especially feeling unfulfilled because I'm not a girl.

Going trans isn't a substitute for a bf. I want to be a girl and I want a bf but I might feel enough like a girl with the right bf that I don't want to change my body.

>>8419171
I've seen professionals for my depression and their "help" wasn't any help. I don't know how you think I'm projecting.

>>8419183
lol
the fact that i immediately clued in on you having clinical depression is proof you're pretty far gone. you need actual help and not 4chan-level advice.

>>8419180
its just one person.

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>>8419183
hey trans-anon.. this is the gay general, no one here is trans and we can't help you with your trans-related issues.
please take advantage of one of the 500 actual trans threads on this board so we can go back to discussing dicks and things.

thanks so much.

>>8419183
If you can't find value in yourself, and only find value once you get a bf, what happens if they break up with you? If the person who you found value in suddenly doesn't want to be with you anymore?
That shit would fuck you up. You need to find value in yourself before it's safe to have a bf, for your own mental sake.

>I've seen professionals for my depression and their "help" wasn't any help
What kind of things did they say? If you just rejected it because you didn't like what they were saying, that could just be your own fault

>>8419184
its just the entire fucking thread derailed.

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>>8419192
its gonna stay derailed if you keep complaining about it instead of rerailing it.

here's an example post.

Hey /gaygen/! How is everyone doing today? Seen any cute boys?

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tfw yuri on ice made you realize you were gay all along

>>8419184
I'm not very depressed really. I used to be much worse. Overall I'd call myself happy now although I'd still probably count.

>>8419180
>>8419187
I'm a male who wants to date a man. That's gay, right? I won't even be trans if I have a bf I can crossdress with and feel like a gf to.

>>8419188
I can find some value in myself. Just not enough to be properly satisfied. I know it would fuck me up if he dumped me but hopefully I'd still be better off for his care and anyway it's worth the risk of that.

>What kind of things did they say?
It wasn't helpful stuff. One said I didn't need help and the other gave some minor good advice that's helpful in life but but didn't help me change who I am.

>>8419196
excellent depiction of my sleep paralysis

>>8419207
you're just mad that i'm really amazing at psychoanalysis and am a generally high-quality poster, unlike you.

>>8419211
thanks!

>>8419196
>Seen any cute boys?
Yes! He was handsome and I liked listening to him. I doubt he was gay but I still though it would be enjoyable to chat with him. I bookmarked the video.

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Is pic related /gaygen/?

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>>8419245
what is objectively the best dick size?

>>8419249
big but not too big
aesthetically i mean, dont know much about bum sex x

>>8419260
what's the cuttoff length that separates 'big' from 'not big'?

>>8419249
8x6

>>8419263
how long is a piece of string, that's the cutoff

>>8419263
above 7" is big
below 7" is average
below 5" is small

>>8419269
what about right on 7?

>>8419270
depends on girth.
keep in mind that even a like 4" dick can probably reach the prostate so girth matters more once it gets past looking small.

>>8419270
7 is good
nobody is going to complain about 7 unless it smells (wash it often, especially under the skin) or has a really weird bend or discoloration or bumps or something
If you're a shower you can have an average dick and everyone thinks you're hung
If you're a grower you can have a huge dick and everyone thinks youre average or maybe even small though that is hard to do unless its cold and you grow a lot.

>>8419337
>facial hair
gross

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>>8419339
>implying

>>8419348
I'm outright stating, actually

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>>8419339
>I like men but I prefer them to not look too much like men

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>>8419353
>implying

>>8419362
>cigarette
gross

>>8419360
those aren't men

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>>8419360
>no you have to like the exact same type of man as I do or you're not a real gay

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>>8419367
>no you have to like the exact same type of man as I do or you're gross

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>>8419363
>implying

>>8419339
I like facial hair though just not on myself, I like the manly look to it.

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>>8419372
tkae taht bakc

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>>8419397
>misleading filename

>>8419397
>kissy kissy
>now im going to hover over you
>no now i hover over you
>fumble hand fumble hand
>random grope random grope random grope pet pet pet

this looks as awkward as i feel every time i try foreplay with a stranger.

I went to a gay bar for the first time
>drinks were expensive
>dance a while with this really cute guy
>he leaves suddenly, don't get his number
>ugly guy gives me affection and offers me a drink
>he's kinda ugly and really drunk so I turn him down
>go to a real bar before bars close
Would have been worth all that money if I got that number...
High fidelity earplugs are an amazing investment.

>>8419444
>gives me affection
what did he mean by this

>>8419449
He rubbed my beard. I like that so much. Also he told me to slap him and I just pushed him away.

>live down the street from a gay bar
>drunk gay guys stumbling around outside trying to find their cars

I just want to go down there and grab a cute hairy one and bring him back to my bed to cuddle naked with. Ugh... I fucking hate dating...

>>8419533
what's stopping you?

>>8419535
sanity?
my sense of shame?
the police?

I mean I guess I could go try and talk to them.. but I'm feeling really lazy and I literally just want to grab one and lead him back to my bed... I only wish it was that simple...

why have i lost interest in anything sex related
porn, jerking it, actual sex

>>8419551
depression?

>>8419551
has anything else in your life changed along with that?

the super hot guy that lives below me is drunkenly arguing with someone about michael jordan... or at least that's what i could figure out from laying on my floor and listening... i need to go to bed.

>>8419550
>I literally just want to grab one and lead him back to my bed...
It might really be that simple. Look for a drunk, lonely one who's likely to go with it. If he says no, look for another. The worst possible outcome is you are back where you are now.

>>8419580
>Lure drunk gay guy into your house
You could try talking to them
At the bar
Right next to you

>>8419605
They have a 20 dollar cover on weekends and I can't even afford to waste money on overpriced drinks, much less 20 bucks just to walk in the door.

>>8419609
I spent $60 on parking and alcohol tonight. Like an idiot.
Didn't even get a guy's number. I should try a weeknight instead.

>>8419628
I don't understand clubbing culture
so much fucking money

>>8419637
It's like the lottery I guess
Except the random prize is hot action

>>8419550
>Not using twinks as quasi-sheepdogs to herd drunk gays into your home
It's like you aren't even trying Anon.

Meeting up with the fav fuckbud cub later who doesn't mind licking my hemorrhoid ridden asshole and can fuck my brains out, who I haven't met in a year. What are you up to tonight?

So, am I the only one so thinks guys are kinda ugly? They tend to be gross, hairy, and meh. That being said I don't like girls either. They tend to be fat, annoying, and vag is nasty

>>8420332
You're probably under 20 years old, insecure and just projecting your ugliness onto others.

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guys interested in twinks, would you bang a ftm?

>>8420344
Early 20's, pretty attractive, can pull being a trap, ottermode /fit/ so no. It's just that guys tend not to be cute physically. Do you find normal guys cute?

>You don't like people enough to be liked by people

>>8420332
90% of people are unattractive. There's about an equal number of attractive women and attractive men

biscum master race

>>8420350
you mean a female?
HELL no

>>8420357
>doesn't 'mire other guys physique
>implying /fit/
Can't fool me

>>8420344
underrated & true

>>8420492
I never said that, I said they tend to be gross and hairy, which I mean over weight and not fit. I like cardio bunnies more then roids and swoll though.

I guess it's just I don't like masculinity. That manly man bullshit.

>>8420357
>call pull into being a trap
>ottermode
you're delusional.
stop posting.

>>8419250
source?

>tfw older straight male (36)
>tfw always fucking 18 year old twinks fresh outta high school

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>>8420597
>you're delusional.
He probably meant german trap.

>>8420597
Otter mode
>low body fat but still have strength
Trap
>can do makeup, wear right cut wig style and cloths to look like a girl
I just look awful in girls panties. As long as it's a dress I can figure out ways to pull it off. Most of it, as with any trap, is just camera angles. No need to be jealous senpai.

whatever happened t misanthrope anon? he was talking about being in love and an heroing the last time he posted on here.

>>8420383
I know this feeling.

>>8420651
Living the dream. I aspire to get like you if I live that long.

>>8420725
If you're talking about me I've been lurking. Finally sought out a therapist after fuck buddy and I got in another argument over it. She thinks I have severe depression and some kind of trauma or something and wanted me to check myself into a mental hospital or something next time I do the whole 'making plans to commit suicide' thing but that seems like a hassle.

Found out it was fuck buddy's dad who made those burns and briefly entertained the fantasy of hunting him down and beating the shit out of him.

Still haven't told him how I feel because I don't want to complicate things.

>>8420688
an otter is a smaller thinner version of a hairy bear you tard.

you are not a "trap" if you are covered in hair with a beard

>>8420688
This is some next level tranny delusion that even mtfgen has yet to reach.

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>>8420688
trust me, NO ONE is jealous of a repressed delusional tranny who thinks she's gay only because she want's men to find her crappy trap pics attractive because men are less annoying than girls.

this is the gay thread anon.. we are gay.. we don't want to be insane serial killers.

all bears should have to have cute boys like me to look after and keep safe

>>8420894
to what benefit?

>>8420897
to fulfil the natural order of things

>>8420894
exactly why I want to be more muscular/bear-ish

>>8420792
so his dad did abuse him then? also only you would think mental health is a hassle lol

>tfw no big bf to watch e3 with in a pillow fort

>>8420894
Bigger gays tend to stick to their own kind.

Also it's often they want to become a living fetish to attract other living fetishes

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>>8421214
sounds like heaven

I couldn't stand to just continuously watch a convention stream for so long. I guess I'll just have to wait two minutes later or individual trailer like everyone else.

Plus the only thing worth looking at was KH3

Who here is over 25 and not overweight?

What kind of guys are the biggest assholes are why are they tall guys ?

What do you think of tattoos on guys ? what are best and worst tattoos ?

>>8420350
LMFAO... nope. It blows my mind that people think they can 'trick' gay guys into straight relationships, and it somehow isnt considered homophobic.

If someone tried to edge a straight guy into sleeping with another man("What if i wear makeup, or tuck my dick between my legs?!?") it would be pretty obviously be offensive. Have a tranny trying to edge guys who are into twinks into sleeping with them tho? Thats "progressive"!

Take your fishy axe wound to some other thread. This is gaygen. You have as much place here as a fucking casserole recipe in a thread about rebuilding an engine block.

>>8421566
>being an FtM is homophobic

Take your HAART, the AIDS is impacting your brain again lel

>>8421566
>people being unattractive to me is homophobia and its offensive

i pity anyone who's desperate enough to want to date you

>>8421566
Although you worded it in a very cruel and hateful way, you're actually right.

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>>8419079
Claim your flip jihadi bf

>>8421733
sometimes cruel and hateful is the only way to get points across

I just fisted myself AMA

>>8421901
post pics or gtfo

>>8421904
this is a christian blue board

>>8421937
then post them in the gape thread on /hm/
pleaseeee i need this

>>8421901
>I just fisted myself AMA

Why do you hate your butthole?

>>8421240
It's all I want. Yet all the big guys around here just want a fembot. Just end it.

>>8421488
Best: tattoos that were planned and carefully thought out with relevance to them
Worst: generic shit, like tribal tats or entire sleeves full of basically nothing

>>8420350
Sexuality is based on genitals, not whatever the fuck you choose to call yourself that day. Some cosmetic lifeless meat stick doesn't change that

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>tfw fake gpsing all over the world and showing off my /fit/ gains with face does wonders for my poor confidence

>>8422968
Misha looks cute. Doesn't this just make you upset that these guys could be potential 10/10 husbands but you'll never be able to meet them?

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This is gaygen and Im gay. That means I deserve attention here. Give me discussion.

You- you're reading this. What makes you think YOU have something new and interesting to discuss?

Whats your position on cheese food product? Do you get nervous in restrooms wondering if there are other gays who could misinterpret the slightest gesture? Why do pimples keep coming back in the same place? Do aquarium fish wonder how we live in such large tank? What do you do with straight guys who keep flirting with you with no intention of following through? Did your granny care that you were homo? How committed to excellence in sucking cock are you really? Do you really give it your all? Why did Justin Bieber destroy his body with tattoos? What is the practical use of astronomy, really? What is the most likely cause of human extinction? Why do my toes hurt when I sit down? And why cant anyone make a decent milkshake anymore?

These are just some of the deep mysteries among billions and billions that orbit my brain daily. Maybe you got the stuff to take them on, or maybe you dont.

I have a bad habit of day trading while Im high. I have no idea how much money I have, probably not much. But its a lot of fun. In between, I play vidya and funpost.

I meant to finish this post. Maybe I did. Off I go. I think its time for more cola. I use a lot of ice. A lot.

>>8422981
It does a bit yes, however I do fakegps to neighbour countries as well and getting there doesn't take too many hours.
But you're right, even if we do meet we can't get into a relationship....

Get my first paycheque from my new job at the end of the month, need a dildo, a vibrator and an enema
Recommendations?

>>8423039
;_;

>>8423043

For a dildo look for something in silicone, my bf bought these two wireless vibrators awhile back, one being a vibrating prostate massager, can't remember the brand though, pretty powerful vibrators. For an enema there's a lot of options from an enema bag to just some sort of tube or bulb you can use to shoot water inside you, I wouldn't spend that much money on an enema tool.

>>8423043

I have no recommendations, but congratulations on the new job.

>>8419428
this is really cute

i want an arab bf ;_;

>>8423043
>dildo
they're all the same just pick a good sized one for you with a suction cup so you can fuck yourself in the shower or keep it in place on the floor
>dildo
battery vibrators are the biggest sex toy meme there is because of their weakness, and they last at full power for mere minutes. get a wall plug one, but good luck on finding that made for asses. I've only been able to find them made for roasties' vaggos.
>enema
just unplug the shower head thing and put hose in pooper

>>8420886
>we don't want to be insane serial killers

Well you have a pretty good start. Most of the pro-trans and gay posts here are patently insane. You people really live in your own reality. I feel bad for the rare trans who really is just trans and otherwise sensible. They must look around at these other self obsessed whores and wonder if they themselves are insane for not being a lunatic like all the others. You should see how you look to others with the maniacal dogma you keep spewing. Its damn near religious tier zealotry.

No one worries about it, of course, because we know where you end up. Kind of like the guy who waves a cardboard sign claiming the end of the world is coming on the interestate on ramp. Its not that its not disturbing, but people know he's a looney so they just ignore him, confident he will be in the looney bin soon. The amount of mega-homos and trans in psych treatment is pretty overwhelming.

>>8421643
I didnt say it was homophobic, I said you're still a fucking bitch, no matter how many adjectives you throw around your name. "trans" male basically means female to anyone who isnt a fucking degenerate retard. Outside of /lgbt/ and tumblr, you're just called a fucking nut!

>>8421713
Read it again, r-tard. I dont mind if a tranny is cute(you know, the whole 'sexual attraction is a spectrum' line) but you have one go out of their way to try to manipulate and shame others into being into them with the threat of the label 'transphobic' being thrown at them is how a fucking sociopath thinks. You're a sociopath. You're an entitled little brat who has probably sexually assaulted or even raped people, and will never acknowledge it since in your mind doing it was okay as them saying "please stop" or "no, i'm not interested" would make THEM the horrible shitty person... When in reality its you who is the human garbage.

Fuck off back to your drum circle where you and other trannies gloat and giggle about all the unwilling victims you took advantage of, and leveraged social shaming with to quiet them...

>>8423145
excuse me bitch i called dibs

>>8423043
tantus are usually great quality dildos but few of them have a suction cup, so generally just find a nice sized one with a strong ass suction cup (btw they all smell funny when you first get them so dont panic)
vibrators are shit dont bother, spend that vibrator money on a fleshlight (recommend one of the ice ones)
cheapest enema with a bulb design is best

Surely Im not the only slut who gets absolutely nothing from a dildo. I dont understand them. It just feels like a 'thing'. I love getting pounded till my teeth rattle by a man, but a dildo doesnt feel like anything to me. Same with fleshlights, tried it. Nothing.

I would possibly see a dildo as useful for practicing oral on mebe.

>>8423396
Then they aren't for you? Like what are you honestly expecting with that opinion?

>weeaboo girl wants to fuck me because she thinks I look like her anime crush
>trying to convince me to "just be bi"
>meanwhile my actual crush thinks this is hilarious

I'm in hell

>>8423503
>get your crush to rub his dick all over you
>that way she won't want you any more
that's how it works right?

>>8423513
he's supposed to """"rape"""" anon
thats how muh animes go

>>8423513
Nah she's bi and she likes m/m stuff too. If anything that'd make it worse.

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>>8423496

...

Groundbreaking, crucially trenchant insights like yours.

Thanks for posting. You must be quite a conversationalist at parties, a magnetic joy to huddle around. Maybe you could explore the world outside your own egoist universe where the world doesn't orbit views you don't have.

Enjoy your rubber dick i guess

On a completely unrelated topic, who else here prefers the company of straights and others who dont think every conversation is their own personal social therapy session?

>>8423583
>hurr durr telling your friends about your problems is egoist

Enjoy that crippling lifelong depression as you rut over how "normal" you supposedly are.

>>8423583
You got this defensive over that comment? lmao what the fuck

>>8423588

k

>>8423592

I just tire of people posting for the sake of posting, as if I asked their opinion on whats being discussed. Sort of like every other fag that rushes to the keyboard on every board to reply to let you know how much they *dont* care about what you posted. And yet they post anyways. They just look for any excuse to attack. Its sad, but tiresome nonetheless. I dont know about defensive, but I do like calling the autismos out. I dont think they realize how obvious they are and that their neurosis even comes through their web posts.

Its gotten dull already. Congrats on baiting me into explaining something that would be obvious to anyone else.

>>8423614
>I just tire of people posting for the sake of posting
@ >>8423396

>>8423614
>I get tired of shitposting on 4chan

That's how we know you're fresh off the boat. PROTIP: Run, get the hell off while you still can.

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>>8423688

No, I enjoy fun-posting, obviously. Just not people who sincerely think 4chan is their personal catharsis. There are plenty of posts to *not* care about. So its tiresome when they pick my posts to *not* care about so much that they rush to tell me how much they *dont* care.

Its too late for me, 2007. But please, lets not be trite. That is dull also. Just wait for something that interests you and reply to that instead.

Presently it is a quarter till 11 pm here, and I am dithering over how to wrap the evening up, and start tomorrow.

And enjoying my RC Cola. For a dollar a bottle, this stuff is pretty good.

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>The gay part of my town has a party today
>Get two numbers today
>Too paranoid to call either of them

>>8423915
>paranoid

?

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This thread has failed me. I may have no choice but to watch Latino men fuck the everloving shit out of passivos now.

I hope you're all happy with yourselves. You've driven me to porn for entertainment. Shame on you, really.

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>>8423915

Turned 20 today, can my present be a cute blonde BF?

>>8420816
i'm starting to think me posting makes them try to prove that they're not crazy
weird huh

>>8423527
so imma ask because no one has
which anime guy does she think you look like?

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>>8424029
yes
you are the center of the universe
everything happens because of you

>>8424038
The really awkward guy from Attack on Titan with the undercut

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>>8424048
it's a huge burden, but i manage to stay humble

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>>8424066

We could party.

>be gymrat
>kinda hairy
>only dudes that ever hit on me are mascbros
>nope. not at all interested
>always been rejected
>tfw no qt femboi bf
it sucks being ugly, /gaygen/. never do it.

>>8424131
post face

>>8424125
no thanks. i don't do meth.

>>8424131
thats why grindr lets u filter by twinks

>>8424131
qt femboys are passive
you have to hit on them
you have to be the agressor
you have to make the first move
but you're probably not going to find them at the gym
try grindr

>>8424150
yuo can find a twunk at a gym if that counts, sorta?

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>>8424131
take what you can get

>>8424056
Levi?

>>8424150
what happens if a femboy is into another femboy?

>>8424204
u try again with a different one lol

>>8424150
>qt femboys are passive
>you have to hit on them
>>8424131
>always been rejected
i have hit on men before, but i've always been rejected. that's what i was trying to say m80, i'm no slouch

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>>8424196
Which ever one this guy is. I don't watch the show.

>>8424131
You don't know shit about being undesirable, my dude.

>>8424149

I'm outraged. I haven't done meth in hours.

>>8424131

Its okay. You cant be worse than me. You just have to learn how to sell it. There are people who react to face alone, true. And someday you will have the joy of watching them age. In the meantime, a bit of real confidence goes a long way. A guy who isn't much in the face can turn a 'meh' into a yes just by showing you are genuinely not afraid of a little rejection and pushback. Sometimes you just break it into three tries, an intro with no expectations, an innuendo and then later an offer. This way they dont feel like they have to make a snap decision then and there on the first pass. You dont want to seem too interested or it stokes their ego too much and it comes off as desperate. They need time to realize their options are not the ridiculous story they keep in their head about the world revolving around them. Then after the third or fourth try (with increasing time between each) suddenly you start looking a lot better.

Now this is for fun. If you want a relationship, you may want to modify the third and fourth pass a bit. I can't claim to know anything about that goal because I dont pursue those.

Perhaps this would help.

https://therationalmale.com/2011/08/19/plate-theory-2/

>dude comes fishing for compliments
>/gaygen/ replies by making it an ugliest contest
wew

>>8424324
Yeah, but I win the ugly contest, so who's stupid now.

>>8424332
You can have that.

>>8424336
Damn right.

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>>8424185

I found this image to be humorous.

Inside, it made me laff. There is comic irony that a girl with merely passing aesthetic appeal makes demands that males must have an excellent appearance for her to accept them. The comedy is that she does not seem to know that she is beneath their league and they would more likely reject her just as she would reject males in her own league. She does not seem to know this, so her declaration of standards higher than she can attain herself is comical. She is blissfully unaware of her own situation and her optimistic confident self image creates irony that I find risible.

I conclude this is a depiction of a jocular scenario, and have remarked so with this post to show my approval of it, that it may draw attention to it by others who may share amusement in it also and likewise leave a reply that encourages others to notice it, and so on in cyclical manner.

Seen here: An image of a house cat that has an expression that resembles laughter, the humor being that cats do not possess the mental capacity to sense comic irony nor the physical ability to express jocularity as laughter. Yet the cat appears to be laughing, which is also ironic and the contradicting appearance is a premise for jest and farcical mirth.

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>tfw really fucking close of reaching an aneros super o today
>entire rectum area felt like pure joy and a bit up the spine but not full body like vid related
https://www.youporngay.com/watch/8353802/aneros-full-body-orgasms-highlights/

>tfw no powerlifter bf to cook for

>>8424204
they die instantly

Where's the weirdest place you have had sex or sexual contact
>>bf jerked me off in marching band uniform room

>>8425117
the living room

>>8423941
Sauce on pic?

>>8425130
but that's a normal place

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when you told your parents, how did they react?

>>8425310
>telling your parents

>>8425323
once you have a long term bf it's not practical to hide it
until that point there's no real need, mind you

>>8425325
>thinking that I'll ever have a bf

>>8425323
>>8425330
This

>>8425323
>>8425330
these

>>8425310
I never came out but I left out underwear I'd borrowed once. It got put in the wash and never mentioned.

>>8424217
>tfw no Jeanbo bf

http://imgur.com/a/bMVZU

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>>8425340
>>8425341

Dang who invited fucking Eeyore.

I came out on a friday, went to a gay bar that same night, met a guy, met again on saturday, then became boyfriends in sunday.

And I wasn't run out of my home with torches and pitchforks either

>>8425310
>>8425323
>Ever telling anyone

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>Got turned down by a cute twink cuz i don't shave my body hair
>Got accosted by an old man on account of my body hair
tough day lads

How to get a white trash white bf ?

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bisexual here am I ugly
>smoker
>70 pounds over weight
>hairless bear

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Rate me, have never had a bf and I feel so ugly because of it

>>8426182
>posting catgirls in a gay thread

>>8426428
You look like a burnt Mr Potato Head

>>8426445
He's a boy and his name is Jyushimatsu and is my husbando. As you can see, he is very cute. Please say something nice about him.

>>8426428
Yes, you are. And I'm not even counting those next three faults. Maybe try smiling when you take a photo, right now you look wasted.

Right now your only chance is to pretend you're straight so some desperate ugly gays can fulfil their sick fantasy of converting you homo.
>>8426444
You look average

>>8425956
>I wasn't run out of my home with torches and pitchforks either
Your parents weren't home at the time?

>>8425325
I had a boyfriend for 2 years and I called him my "friend".
They were just happy I wasn't sitting home alone.

I'm 35 btw.

>>8426444
shave the pedo stach, get a proper haircut, contacts and you're a solid 7/10

>>8426198
Shave those sideburns.

>>8426476
I'm originally from a Balkan shithole so anything remotely better than getting left in a forest to die or a conversion camp is a win in my book, and all things considered my relationship with them is fine by virtue of my brother being a total mess

>>8426444
7/10

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>guy I really really like might break up with his boyfriend
>might go from occasional side bitch to genuine romantic prospect

>>8426428
>smoker
instant put off
and nose rings never look good

>>8426444
>people who look like this think they're ugly
although >>8426499
the separate moustache beard looks a bit off

Gay doesn't really exist because everyone is on a spectrum of pansexuality.

>>8426612
>distinguishable colors don't exist because they are all on a rainbow

what does " 22/5 " mean?

>>8426645
4,4

>>8426645
>22/5
They mean 22:5 Deuteronomy apparently.

>>8425117
my room :)

>>8425323
gottem!

>>8425325
desu its so easy to hide a bf if ur not socially inept

>>8426198
>listening to what old people say
lol

>>8426589
>occasional side bitch
sis if he cheats on him he'll cheat on you

>>8426612
me

Why does niggers have to be aids-ridden? I wouldn't mind trying black dick out once if it weren't for ever nigger having hiv

>>8426822
just find someone that looks happy healthy and confident. pretty hard to be aids ridden and good looking... and obviously ask and have them show you paper work before getting sexual.

>>8426846
can you demand paper work from niggers as proof of them being hiv-negative?

>>8426857
Just get both of you tested.

>>8426943
not going to demand a nigger on grindr get tested for a one time fuck, or at least I think it won't work.

>>8426946
>one time fuck
and here's ur problem b

>>8426969
Not gonna get into an abusive nigger relationship, I just could imagine getting fucked by one as I said.

>>8426982
you deserve AIDS

>>8426982
*shrugs*

>>8426991
thanks honey
>>8426993
*nuzzles against you*

>>8425310
I told my mum I might like guys too and she freaked out and asked me if I thought girls were kooky

I think she deleted that scene from her memory as well

I haven't told anyone anything since then

>>8427052
It'll be okay, anon.

>>8420350
i would

>>8427084
maybe

although I'm a repressed human being without dignity or goals

>>8427121
Same. It'll be okay though. Probably.

>>8426198
wtf twinks love hairy guys

>>8427158
do they though?
all too often they just want other skinny twinks

>>8427167
Some do yeah. I'm pretty sure you've been turned down because of your autism not because of how hairy you are.

>>8427167
that's me desu
any body hair or fat is an instant turnoff tbqh

>>8427167
No one likes hairy guys.
These freaks in gaygen just have no hygiene or beauty standards and pretend people find their disgusting physical features like hairiness attractive.

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>>8427167
I'm a twink and body hair is an absolute must for me

Gbi qt skinny fag for cuddling and sensual bondage

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gib qt chubby cheeked, bearded, 6'+ cub bf with nice arms and a slight furry belly

>tall, pretty /fit
>naturally pretty hairy
>shave my lower legs because I LOVE how it looks and feels
>like twinks
Leg hair is terrible and I don't want to date anyone unless I can lick their smooth delicious abs.

I'm afraid I might not be able to like anyone

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>>8427177
>never been turned down because I've never wasted the time trying

>>8427320
>tfw I've never been in a relationship because I've never wasted my time trying to find something.

>>8427318
do you enjoy anything? what are your goals? what's your bottom line!?

>>8427349
Bottom line?

>>8427158
yea i've been with two twinks before who loved to like hold me, one especially was running his hand up and down my chest and liked to lay his head in it. i'm glad i met those guys first, or else i might actually believe things like this >>8427210

>>8427380
what are your holdings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA&t=370s

>>8426946
>being paranoid about AIDS in black gay populace
>not getting tested

Do you also leave your car open in "bad neighbourhoods"?

>tfw ugly

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8427380
just answer the non-joke part of the post

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>>8427418
>tfw above average looks and white by nordic standards but manlet and tiny dick

>>8427452
*cocks dick*
you want some of this bitch?

>>8427432
Alright then.

I enjoy some things, but have no goals.

>>8427418
>tfw attractive in the grand scheme of things but ugly compared to the guys I aim for
stupid fucking standards

>>8427469
Aa-aahh n-not in front of the other's s-senpai..!

>>8427452
That's perfectly fine if you like to bottom
Kind of ideal for me desu

what do you guys think of gay trans guys?
asking because the cis lesbians on this site seem to want to genocide all transbians.

>>8427531
you mean biological women with mental issues living in a placebo delusion?

>>8427531
>hairy or wants to be hairy/masculine
>no dick
Literally the worst, sorry. Can't empathize with them like tgirls.

>>8427535
>muh war of le sexualities

quit being such a faggot you grotesque faggot

>>8427550
It's not a sexuality though. Sexuality is based largely on genitals - ie something a ftm person will never have. Some cosmetic meat stick is not the same.

Regardless of the debate of whether transgenderism is real or valid, the fact still stands that most transgender people have mental issues separate to that. They're simply not worth dealing with.

>>8427492
to be perfectly honest, I fucking hate most anime and I sure as hell really fucking hate otakus. also, anime stuttering isn't cute, it's retarded just like every other anime trope.

otakus are emotionally stunted. I have nothing in common with them. I wish western otakus like (You) would move to their dream land Japan and have some sort of modern Unit 731 experiment on them.

>>8427531
ok

>>8427547
>being anti hairy
>emphathize with them like tgirls.
>using the phrase tgirls
transgirls please leave, there's other threads for you.

>>8427471
if you enjoy little and have no goals then you perhaps understand that people are less likely to like you and so because you think people won't like you you can't like them either

>>8427595
What are you even talking about.

>>8427531
wouldn't romance them. would probably find them awkward to hang around.

>>8427531
I don't think I could go out with one

>>8427605
nothing

are you having a good time?

Can I get a boyfriend even tho I am ugly ?

>>8427452
Is your name Andrew?

>>8427531
no problem with them as humans. no interest in them sexually/romantically.

>>8427767
Are you ready to settle for an ugly boyfriend?

>>8427785

Yes

>>8427573
sorry I was just memeing
>>8427507
after years of forcing myself to bottom it's okay now
>>8427770
no

I want to fuck a cute guy.

>>8428499
LONDON

O
N
T
A
R
I
O

>>8428517
Don't diminish my sexual frustration with your memes.

>>8428523
My memes are the only way I express sexual intention.

>>8428529
How does that work in bed? You get overwhelmed and have to dab or something?

>>8428547
>You get overwhelmed and have to dab
That's just the tip of the iceberg.

>>8428553
Oh yes?

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>life is shit
>turn to vidya to relax a bit
>payday 2 turned into some rpg bullshit
>try dota2 coop match
>3 leavers at 15 min mark a br monkey and a spic
>spend next 30 mins trying to save the game as techies
>end up losing
>can't even relax because even vidya is being shit to me
>birthday a few days ago hadn't even had money to do anything
>can't talk with a friend cause last friend I had left me 5 years ago because I'm a fag
>legit wondering if it's worth being alive

>>8428585
Online games are probably the worst way to relax anon, pick up some SP games.

>>8428585
>last friend I had left me 5 years ago because I'm a fag
literally just because they found out you were gay?

>>8419079
>be me 17 in 2011
>crush hard on cute boy in class
>only like him cuz of his looks
>confess to him
>get called a faggot and told that no one likes me
>wow i didnt know how little it took to damage my sanity
>go through life over next years just a little unhinged
>not relevant to plot
>2017, still single but not unhappy
>crush hits me up, he was repressed gay cuzof his parents
>he looks like shit now though
>matches his personality
>haha no
>tfw its been 6 years but im still cute boy tier and he's turned into ugly drugtard
>feels good

>>8429887
nice story

and yeah, I made the mistake of looking my high school super-crush up on facebook a few years ago... real damn shame... oh well.

>>8428696
It's because he exposed his alt right power level. Probably all the pepes

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>>8429901
>tfw he sees your helper collection
>he thinks it's a pepe collection and starts calling you a nazi
>try to explain to him that it's helper not pepe
>he doesn't listen and breaks up with you

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>>8429960
>tfw you tell someone not to take history at face level
>somehow a nazi

>>8429960
So that's the name of this meme! I was just calling it retarded_pepe

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>>8429969
sometimes called help or helpper
not often referred to by name, it just kind of showed up one day and stuck around because it looks funny

>>8430107
Thank you. I'm glad somebody is keeping track of the memes.

>>8430107
I'm happy Wojak caught on. It's a blank canvas that can have different emotions and the meme faces prior were so awful. Particularly the forever alone guy was so ugly and unappealing to use

>>8430463
i like the female wojaks
t. tranny

>>8429964
>>tfw you tell someone not to take history at face level
That just leads to idiots thinking egyptians were black. Why would you say something like that?

Turkish bf just sent me these:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497360421147.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497360495318.webm

>>8429964
I feel like the more modern the history, the smaller the pinch of salt you have to take with it. So pretty much you can believe anything the history books tell you from the 20th century onwards.

>>8430474
BLACKS WERE THE FIRST SLAVES
THE WORD SLAVE WAS INVENTED BY AMERICAN WHITE MEN

>>8430690
ok frank but please sit down it's anne's turn

>>8430612
He's a keeper. Not a fan of pianos though since my father beat me and tried to force me to learn how to play.

>in really good mood at work
>think "I've become such good friends with these people, I could come out at some point and they'd be cool with it"
>lunchtime in break room
>anniversary of Florida nightclub shooting on news
>"friend" goes: "aw, poor homosexuals" sarcastically

I guess I don't really need to come out at work anyway, it's just kind of a weight over my head.

On the other hand I think a different, better friend suspects because a couple months ago he said to me randomly "you know I've always been cool with gay dudes, as long as they don't hit on me". I just awkwardly laughed and changed the subject.

>>8430612
that's beautiful, anon ;_;

>>8430752
did at least call him out?

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>>8430690
>hasn't heard of roman slaves
nigga please

>>8430612
hi buzzfeed

>>8430801
Thatswhat i meant by people taking histpry at face vlue. Nevermind that slave is derived from slav

>>8430612
>turkroach bf
Insectophilia i guess

Is it gay to want to cuddle a guy but not so much sex?

>>8431253
I cuddle my best friend and don't want to fuck him, he's fine with that even though he's straight and has had gfs
it probably depends more on how the recipient interprets it

>>8431264
I wish I knew people like that

>>8430795

Nah, I live in a small Midwest town. I've even made gay jokes in the past even to help cover my identity. I'm a pussy.

Dream of moving to a city, but have no money/education.

How do you define love, gaygen? How do you know it's really love?

>>8431299
Sad but understandable. :(

>>8431375
don't know and doubt I'll ever know

Can next edition be gold star edition?

>>8431375
Can you even define an emotion?
>>8431253
Finally someone else!!!
>>8430801
or the barbary slave trade, or that arab/african nations are still trading slaves.

>>8431663
At least try to describe love

>>8431670
Okay, I'm going to sound super faggy
Love is when you put up with someone's shit even when you want to strangle the shit out of them, because you know they do the same for you.

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New thread >>8432540