/gaygen/ Gay General: Happiness Edition

>>8378725
C2C is neat, man

Have you heard of the frat nicknamed Delts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Tau_Delta

>>8378711
First for "When are you going out and transitioning?"

>>8378741
I'm going out in like 20 minutes and transitioning from being home to not being home and instead turnting.

Gonna pick me up a bear cub drag race fan tonite

Lets say you and your boyfriend date for 2 years in college and then graduate

Would you wait a year and live in the same city and then consider moving in together? Or just move in together immediately?

>>8378790
You're transspacial?

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>recently lost nearly 60 lbs, down to a healthy weight, in ~6 months
>happened so fast I have to look in the mirror to reassure myself that the weight is gone
>still work out every day, but now every time my stomach is full (only eat like 1/5 of what I used to) I feel obese as fuck and get paranoid that I'm going to wake up the next day with a giant gut and flabby limbs

wow.. I sure do love pizza day... I had 4 slices, and a bowl of popcorn earlier for breakfast... I feel really uncomfortable like I kinda wanna puke... my face feels fat now.
>m-fat-fw I used to eat a whole large greasy pizza in one sitting and still be hungry enough for a bag of chips and ice cream.. wtf

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>tfw bf

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>>8378832
congrats faggot, now try not to slip back into it. Slowly climbing out of the pit myself.

>>8378903
tell us how and then get out

>>8378924
I only slipped into it because I settled for a fat alcoholic bf and let myself wallow in depression with him.
Only took me two years to remember where I had misplaced my self-respect.

>>8378945
>be cute with thicc lips (sorry blacks nobody cares about your lips only on whites) and sharp as fuck cheekbones
>find amazing 6'2 boyfriend to drive to the beach and makeout for hours with
>brag about it on gaygen because hes at work right now and you miss him

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

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>tfw fat and gay

>>8378959
>i have had literally one date
>we kissed
>he is my bf

are you in middle school?
this board is 18+

>>8379097
You can fix one of those things

>>8379100
Where did i say any of that?

alri benders?

been hanging round the /brit/ lads, theyre a chuckle and i like their way of speaking
this thread seems dead by comparison though, innit

smelled any cute feet lately gaygen ?

>>8378711
>What makes you happy?
trying to find out. hopefully i will find the answer at the bottom of another man's asshole

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>>8378711
>bf might be high functioning autistic but doesn't want to get tested
>think it's something I can work through
>watch tv show
>they introduce a new guy who's a little weird but i'm rooting for him to get with the main character
>few episodes later the new cute guy basically has autism too
>realize that i'm actively seeking out this kind of guy without realizing it
why am i doing this?

>>8379708
the answer is poop, anon.

>>8379737
maybe the one who needs tested is you.

>>8378711
dick in pooper and people commenting on my gains

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>tfw bf

>>8379757
For what though?

Daily reminder that Bane is a looser.

rate this qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKuiXUJtL7M

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>>8379768
Remember anon, it never lasts, so enjoy it while you can before he gets bored and betrays you.

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>>8379811
can't he pls betray me faster

>>8379737
Wish somebody would seek me out

>>8379768
:(

>>8379800
qt/10

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It figures I would OD after massively reducing and almost quitting(many junkies OD after detoxing because they forgot about reduced tolerance)

I've come close many times but now I've finally accidentally done it

>shooting up in my bedroom
>oh fugg this is too strong
>run downstairs to find my mum so she can call an ambulance
>get as far as the kitchen before collapsing blue in the face
>get given Naloxone by paramedics
>arrive at A&E(ER in yank)
>there is nothing further the doctor can do but I tell them the complete truth about my drug use anyway
>the doctor uses this opportunity to show me off like the Elephant Man to a gaggle of student doctors
>"behold the lowly junkie"
>"observe the track mark that identify his lowly species"
>get home and shoot up again

fml this at least hardens my resolve to quit completely

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>>8378711

>What makes you happy?

>tfw no bf

>tfw first double date today
Wish me luck gaygen, I'm going out with my best friend and his gf

>>8380548
Ikr.
I don't get this desire to have a bf and cuddle and shit.
The only good part about having a bf is they have money and their own place to live.
Everything else is what you tolerate in order to have someone buy you everything and provide you with a nice place to live.

>>8381463
I thought this thread was for gay people not actual women.

>>8381511
women can get pregnant and use the kids as a means to hold onto their men forever, even if they leave they can manage to force the man to continue providing for them.
gay guys can't do that, so they end up getting tossed aside when their men get bored of them or when they stop being cute. then they are helpless and useless and usually either turn into junkies and die in the gutter with a needle hanging out of their arms or wind up some bitter gross old fag who works in food service and lives in a roach infested apartment and spends all their free time trolling on hookup apps.

>>8381511
I am gay.
What is your point?
I think you'll find most gay guys don't sit around crying about getting a boyfriend, it's why we all cheat on the ones we have. They aren't really anything special, more of a necessary annoyance if you aren't rich enough to live a decent lifestyle.

>>8381532
I found that guys crawled all over me when I was a literal junkie with needles in my arms.

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>>8379465
>tfw 22 y/o gay guy
>tfw no qt bf to smell feet to

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>>8379097
A feel I know all too well.

>tfw straight oneitits

How do I deal with this

>>8378711
>>8378711
nothing :( I wish something did

>>8378711
>what makes you happy?
Destroying faggot chatrooms

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>>8381723
Nothing good can come from this, anon.
Only pain and despair.
Stop daydreaming and focus on the cold hard reality of warm hard gay cocks.

>>8381723
murder suicide?

>>8382119
>thinks he can destroy the discord group

Top kek they will just ban you retard

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>What makes you happy?

>going bikeriding with my bf and then burying my face in his sweaty crotch at home

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eM0bqi43Dn

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lspyCI5Lbq

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1REynQFqDCc

I need a good site to whore myself out on. Not just somewhere to post videos though. Something like Onesubmissiveact but more active and with a better layout.

Can anyone here help?

>>8382223
>advocating murder
I'm so proud of you.

>>8382542

Uh, I used to be on men4u or whatever it was called. But that was in Europe. It was cool as shit - it came with its own private messenger. Those were the fucking days.

>>8382550
Guess it's not around anymore? I googled it but couldn't find it.

Damn I really wanted to sub for someone. I'm feeling extra slutty today.

>>8382599

Maybe it was men4rent.

>>8382601

Wait, no. Boys4U.

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>>8378711
>What makes you happy?
getting drunk and forgetting that i'm gay and no one is ever going to love me

>>8382612
manhunt.net
m4mforsex
gay.com
menforrent

>>8378924
>>8378950
>>8379097

I fucking hate fat people. You all have it so easy but instead of getting off of your asses and working out you grab another slice and whine about it instead.

>>8382273
>>8378711
You stupid faggots don't even play video games. Go back to tiny chat or some other shit chat you use to jerk off together in.

>>8382612
>>8382656

You guys are giving me all escort services and dating apps.

I want something more like One submissive acts where you trade pics or videos with a dominant user or submissive user.

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>>8382673
>You all have it so easy

>>8382673
wut? Why am I included in this.
I said I just lost about 60 lbs and work out every day.
I'm down to 140 and I'll eat pizza and irrationally feel guilty about it if I want to, faggot.

>>8382729
Sorry, you're doing well, keep it up.

>>8382724
All you have to do is stop stuffing your face all the time and workout like the anon above, it's not that hard.

If you want to be fat and you're ok with that then that's fine, but if you're the type of person to complain about how fat you are but never do anything about it then stop whining and fuck off.

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>>8382871
>All you have to do is stop stuffing your face all the time and workout like the anon above, it's not that hard.
i assume you're not very well educated in the field of health science if you believe fat can be lost just by working out and eating less regardless of the situation the person is in (metabolic rates, health conditions, etc.)
and your prior statement
>you all have it so easy
heavily implies that fat people have their life easy precisely because they are overweight and you fail to further explain on this
and i'm not any of the people you replied to, cunt

>>8382940
stop making excuses.
calories are proven science.

>>8382940
What >>8382965 said.

Obviously some people have a health condition of some kind that can make it harder to lose weight, didn't think I had to specify which type of fat people I'm talking about but here:

All fat people, who don't have a medical condition which makes it difficult for them to lose weight (and let's be honest most fat people don't), have it easy, not because they are fat you condescending grammar natzi, but in relation to skinny skeletons who find it difficult to put on pounds because it's way harder to gain weight than it is to lose.

And yes, all they really have to do is work out a decent amount and have some fucking self control and not eat three pieces of birthday cake when it's not even anyone's birthday.

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>>8383050
>it's way harder to gain weight than it is to lose.
>it is harder to stuff your face with empty calories than it is to deny yourself delicious cake

no

Daily reminder that you are bfless and alone.

I was just hanging out with my straight best friend when it hit me that I am in love with him and now I want to kill myself because I spend all day on most days with him

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>>8383159
Maybe he feels the same way and is just afraid to say anything and is waiting for you to say something?
Maybe he want's you to kiss him and then rub his chest and slide your hand down to his junk and start rubbing his hard dick through his pants while he makes soft moaning noises of encouragement in your mouth while your tongues slide back and forth against each other lol jk faggit das gross.

>>8383191
He has sex with too many girls for that, sadly
I'm just gonna be a real good friend in the hopes that I get an occasional hug

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>tfw turned 22 and still never even come close to having bf
i dont understand, what are you meant to do? do people go to bars? how does it even happen?

>>8383329
You talk to people you fucking dipshit. Stop asking people for advice on 4chan and go outside, if you can't manage basic human interaction then go on grindr

>I'm not like OTHER disgusting degenerate gays, I'm a normal gay!

why is this common now? smdh millennials ruined being a fun gay

>>8383349
well its obviously not that simple is it, because i interact with people literally every day

>>8383364
Grab a boy by the balls and take him home

>>8383329
I'm 30 and have gone to bars/clubs for years and have had nothing...but one night stands.

At the very least I wan't an fwb. If you are white though you may have a chance no matter what however.

>>8383355
Millenials can be people born in 1979 dad.

>>8383912
>Taking everything literally

Fucking millenials

>>8383355
>being a slut
you should be hanged

If there are anybody here that is local to South Florida where the fuck do you go for faggot twinks on a Saturday? Everyone where I am is disgusting.

>>8383962

>not being a slut

lmao what a loser

>>8384012
Not attractive enough/not low enough standards to be one desu

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>>8383050
>it's way harder to gain weight than it is to lose
unless you have anorexia or some other eating disorder and you live in a third-world shithole where food is scarce, then it isn't. at all. it's not hard to eat more in calories than you burn. and before you say some shit about filling foods, there are weight gain shakes and other foods high in calories that don't necessarily fill you up. and there's empty calories, and other things.

>All fat people... have it easy
wow. i didn't know that all overweight individuals, regardless of social status or just general situation in life, have it easier than any other underweight individual or someone who is at a normal weight

>not because they are fat
but that's precisely what you said and you should've signaled otherwise

>you condescending grammar natzi
when did they change "national socialist party" to "nattional socialist party"

>and not eat three pieces of birthday cake when it's not even anyone's birthday
proven fact: all fat people eat is birthday cake, 3 pieces to be exact

tfw no white bf with a light skinned best friend who enjoys threesomes

>>8384012
>having a meaningful relationship with a long term partner
>whoring your anus out the next meth addict
i think the latter is the loser

>>8384059

I've been with my boy for 6 months now and before him I fucked a bunch of dudes, how you like them slutty apples

>>8384069
i feel sorry for you. i'll pray for you

>>8384076

Pray that I don't nut too fast in his bussy bc it's the tightest I've ever had and I don't wanna have to wait 5 minutes before I can go again

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I guess it's time to profess.
Sluts are the best.
Slut victory flawless victory 4 life.

The fuck is Gaygen listening to now that we've established this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWrVky6Uuk

>>8384121
Im watching Friday the 13th part 2.. but I keep pausing it because it's spoopy.

>courting somewhat socially awkward tsundere type
>his self esteem is so shit that he's convinced I'm not being genuine
>on top of that he's the biggest unintentional cocktease

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Why isn't Adam from Funhaus you boyfriend?

>>8384199

Aw.

You're such a pussy.

>>8384394
Wait. Is it me?

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In case anyone was wondering or cared, I'm that anon who was freaking out over a guy i was seeings ig saying single.
We went on a double date tonight and later he told me how much he liked being called my boyfriend so we talked and were official.
Pic related is me desu

>>8378711
fantasizing about the guy that rejected me
I saw him once and Ive never stopped thinking about him
its been more than a year

>>8384736
I've never been rejected, but thats probably because the idea fucking terrifies me so I always go for guys who I'm certain are in my league or below(so I can be the """""hot""""" one).
The one time I took a shot and met with a guy I thought was out of my league(he was very persistent), he ended up being my first bf..... and also the worst fucking bf ever...

It's honestly best to stay in your league.

>>8384693
Yay happy for you anon

>tfw my favorite amateur porn channel got removed

;_;

>>8384762
Im almost never rejected either but because im into bears and most people dont like them as much as fit people

I dont think he thought I was out of his league tho, I mean he was fucking cute as fuck but im average at best, uggo at worst but I dont think im undeniably ugly. some people like my ugly face

the fact that he was the first guy to reject me while also being the cutest one might fucked with me psychologically
im literally obsessed

>>8384778

It wasn't me wuzzit? I just now privatized a couple of my shitty hyped up softcore videos.

>>8384394
>his self esteem is so shit that he's convinced I'm not being genuine
That'd probably be me too

>>8384693
Congrats, now get the hell out

>>8384394
>getting courted by a "fun guy" that's honestly overbearing and tiresome, borderline obnoxious
>he keeps getting touchy feely with me, I'm obviously not attracted to him so I just play it off as a joke
>like the attention, feeling wanted so I make sure to send out some mixed signals once in a while

how's them grapes faggot?

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Fuck being gay is miserable here.
Tinder/grindr is filled to the brim with pervy fat old men.
Clubs infect you with all different kinds of AIDS if you walk in.
All nice guys i know are straight.
All gay people are either oldschool bearmode or slutty one night stands.

How would you hypothetically go about finding a size queen?

>>8384394
Fuck his ass.

>>8384550
Idk are you blonde and like fiddling with cars, machines and computers?

>>8385222
He and I had a talk about it when I finally bit the bullet and told him I like him. He thought I was just fucking with him this whole time so I had to explain that while I like to tease him and flirt with him, I meant everything I said. He got really red.

>>8385406
Actually I was worried that was what was happening. So I decided to just be honest with him and tell him how I feel bluntly. If he rejected me, I'd lay off since I don't want to lose him as a friend. Thankfully, he didn't. It's only been a little over a week so I'm not sure if he considers me a boyfriend or not so I'm sticking to 'courting' for now.

>>8385873
I want to, but I think he's kind of inexperienced so I'm okay with waiting for it.

>>8385971
>I think he's kind of inexperienced so I'm okay with waiting for it.
That's not the point.

The best way to show you're genuine in your affection is through rough buttfucking.

>>8385596
this is why 2d/virtual 3d is best
its much worse if you have an actual type, good fucking luck finding him

>>8386165
Oh I intend on showing him, alright. Once I know he's comfortable with the idea of me putting my dick in him that is. Until then I'm cool with cuddling and fooling around and saying shit to make him flustered. He's cute when he gets like that.

I ended up texting my ex and now we have a date next week. I don't know if I'm excited or nervous. I'm probably just both. This could either be a good thing or a disastrous thing.

>>8384535
He's Serbian rapefolk

>>8385826
>have big dick
>flaunt it
>???
>profit

>>8385971
If someone ever did tell me they liked me I'd definitely have a hard time believing them
Probably best if you just go slowly with him

>>8386532
Depends why you broke up the first time?

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Fookin' 'ell I dodged that bullet, didn't I?

>>8386685
is this what people are doing these days

jfc

>>8379465
where are the qt bois who will let me lick their feet?

>>8386685
>I'll try not to wear any revealing clothes on the climbing wall if that helps haha
What did he mean by this?

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>straight best friend who I have feelings for confides to me last night that he thinks I've gotten "really hot" since I've lost some weight and has gotten a bit handsy lately
>asks if I wanna hang out tonight to watch a movie
>butterflies in my stomach and nervous as fuck
WHAT
DO GAY GEN

>tfw won't be seeing bf for a whole week because of work and school

>>8386756
Get a knife and take it with you.
Then ask if he likes you.
If he's lying, stab him.
If he's not, stab him anyways for leading an uggo on like that.

>>8386763
Lots of masturbating

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>>8386685
I don't get it

>>8386756
>straight
>tell you you've gotten hot
???

>>8386763
>tfw on year 26 of not seeing bf

>>8386763
If I were your bf I'd dump your clingy bitch ass

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>>8386756
top him

>>8386763
>for a whole week
i hope he cheats on you that entire week tbqh

>>8386800
Should have said "assumed straight"

>>8379100
Haha, wrong! LGBT is not under the 18+ board section. Go back to /b/ and /pol/

>>8378711
Haven't had sex with men in around 10 years.
Went to a bar Friday and picked up 4 guys, gave them all handjobs and head.
Most satisfying night I've had in a long time.
I forgot how fun sucking dick is.
No idea why I wasted the last 10 years of my life on women.
I can't wait to pick up more guys next Friday and make them cum.

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>>8386853
>LGBT is not under the 18+ board section.

>>8384535
>Fat face with no bone structure
>Hair too long on the sides
>Beard
>No lips
>Pencil neck
>High body fat with no muscle definition whatsoever
>Pale as fuck

At least his body is smooth I guess.

Is it weird that I like when my bf jerks me off while making out more than oral

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>>8386997
You take all that back you swine

>>8387005
No.
Kissing and jerking with some sexy whispering in the ear is all kinds of fun.
Blow jobs are nice, but nothing beats a good old fashioned hand job.

>>8386839
take your chance and put your arm around him during movie?
if it backfires you can play it off as a joke
>or play the hole in the popcorn bucket trick

>>8387028
His hands are like rough and calloused it feels so good

>>8387047
jfc i take that back it definitely is weird

Does anyone else here get so bored they think of killing themselves or is it just me?

>>8386599
>Depends why you broke up the first time?
the story I've been telling myself for the past six months or so is that I was a selfish bf who demanded perfection from a relationship. I got bored of having a bf I think. I also got scared of commitment so I distanced myself from him.

I know this isn't how I saw it immediately after I broke it off with him. Time is strange.

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>>8387163
Just you. Get help.

>Gay
>Black
>Fat
>Ugly
>NEET
Every day I find less and less reasons to live. I just haven't found a convenient way to kill myself yet. Wish me luck guys.

>>8387234
get buff as hell and become the daddy you've always wanted to be

>>8387163
sounds like classic depression
take your meds

>>8387163
Not really bored but yeah something like that.

>>8378711
>What makes you happy?

Being with my newly achieved bf. I love him.
>tfw you actually have a bf

>>8387278
>codependency is happiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxVMfYycUrw

>think I found a guy to ask out
>nope he's an alcoholic who rants about "Drumpf" every day as if he's an expert on politics when he's just repeating what's on HuffPo
Why can't gays be normal?

>>8387312
You can fuck off if you want a normie bf. At least the guy parroting leftard media tries to be interested in current affairs and politics even if his views are just playing mouthpiece for a website and also Uncle Tom as fuck.

>>8387312
>seduce obvious Berniebro/I'mwithher gay
>cum in his ass
>when he's sleeping, leave a note on his pillow saying "you've been bred by a Trump supporter. MAGA"
>vanish into the darkness

>>8387326
>At least he (describing exactly why I wouldn't want to date a guy like that)
wdymbt

>>8387338
this should be a requirement

>>8387021
Take what back?
It's what he looks like.
Do you want me to push him back inside his mothers uterus?

>>8387358
I mean that somebody interested in politics is better than somebody who isn't even if the former's interest consists of reading out an autocue of retardery.

>>8387370
What's wrong with someone who doesn't give a shit about politics and doesn't let it affect their lives?

>>8387370
>I mean that somebody interested in politics is better than somebody who isn't
This is blatantly false. Gay men simply can't into politics. Including you.

>>8387376
Everything. Literally everything.

>>8387378
I'm not a gay man so BTFO faggot.

>>8387399
>I'm not a gay man
The evidence proves otherwise.

>>8387370
Thanks to Dolan Dimp I can't date for the next 8 years because every fag has a chip on their shoulder, acting dicky towards everyone.

>>8387376
Nothing. In fact those are the smarter ones you should seek out. Politics is nothing but a web of lies and illusion and is a idle waste of time to talk about in most cases. It's just a bunch of people who don't know half of what they claim to know bitching at each other.

>>8387402
>All Xs are Y means all Ys are X
Looks like faggots can't into basic logic either.

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>>8387399
>I'm not a gay man
How dare you defile this sacred place with your foul smelling miasma?

>>8387402
I bet he's an "androphile'"

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Where's your chubby cheeked boyfriend?

>>8387443
He's "Not Like Other Gays"™®

>>8387453
absolutely revolting.

>>8387453
on /v/ shitposting

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hello friends i reached d4 on league where's my bf

>>8387498
>league
this isn't 2012 anymore, all the qts waiting for a bf are in smite/dota/hots/ow

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>>8387507
>ow
>hots
hehehe

>>8387510
they are tho
but also im getting paid
so win win

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henlo frien wer bf

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>>8387512
ow and hots scenes are nonexistent, also why is there a gay gen for both fems and mascs do the mentally retarded only use those threads

im new here

>>8387519
their scenes are doing just fine, ow being obviously more popular tho

femgen was created as a containment thread because they wouldn't stop posting their ugly selfies
mascgen was created because one guy sperged out over namefags and now avatarfags 24/7

>>8387453
10/10

>>8387216
I've never said I wasn't fucked in the head.

>>8387255
>classic depression

You think so? I've never really thought of depression as something like that, but the guy that I'm fucking seems to think so too.

>>8387270
Glad I'm not the only one, I guess.

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>>8387234
>Black
It saddens me that this is considered a negative

>>8387278
>obligatory reeeee

>>8387453
>tfw my cheeks are kind of chubby

Sometimes i just wake up and cry for hours, im not even that bad why dont any guys like me

>>8387794
show face

>>8387715
Yeah it's pretty typical for depressed folks actually. Depression is rarely the sort of exaggerated hollywood emo format.

>>8387854
nah I really don't have the self esteem to do that

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>>8387794
>>Black
>It saddens me that this is considered a negative
just stop being black then

>mfw I'm so blonde and white that even straight guys hit on me

>>8387921
I'm not, I am very pale

>>8387910
do it

>>8387935
then what are you crying about?

>>8387940
nah

>>8387949
because skin colour doesn't matter
hot guys are hot regardless of race

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>>8387794
>It saddens me that this is considered a negative
Sometimes one's race is a disadvantage and it just can't be helped

>>8387958
>skin colour doesn't matter
Race is a lot more than colour, my nigga.

Is there anything cuter than a masc4fem couple?

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>>8387958
>skin colour doesn't matter
>hot guys are hot regardless of race

>>8387893
I just always kind of thought it was being sad all the time. Which I'm not really. Bored and kind of numb or whatever, but not sad.

>>8387961
well yeah but I just mean it shouldn't really be an issue

>>8388011
>not being racist is tantamount to fedora-ism
unless you meant that that guy is hot because he isn't, he really isn't

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>>8388046
It is an issue though. Wishing that differences didn't matter is kind of silly.

>>8387715
>>8388018
>has a bf and still wants to die

you should kys tbqh

>>8388046
>>not being racist is tantamount to fedora-ism
it really is

your skin is your uniform. people don't give a shit about your character. if you're the wrong color they will absolutely discriminate against you based on it.

>>8388018
Yep definitely sounds like it. Talk to someone professional about it though. For people like you anti-depressants might be able to make a huge impact, or they'll might be able to offer you non-medicated alternatives (such as finding out you're vitamin d deficient for example and then telling you to hit the fucking sun).

guys I'm about to have my first time and I need to know how to properly clean myself.. I dont want to screw this up

>>8388093
He's not my bf no matter how much I want it at this point.

>>8388137
He's not my boyfriend no matter how much I want him to be.

>>8388305
>>8388137
Shit sorry I wasn't paying attention. I went to a therapist a couple years ago because a professor told me to. She mostly just wanted to talk about my fucked up family relationships and my feelings. Seemed kind of boring, honestly. I might give it another shot, though.

What games have you guys been playing lately?

You fucking nerds.

>>8388397
I only just got to Doom 2016 after a friend bugged me about it. Otherwise Ghost Recon Wildlands.

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>>8388397
Dwarf Fortress!

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So a guy I fooled around with in college who insisted he was decidedly gay is getting married to a girl. Like a pretty one not even a fugly beard

>>8388397

Just beat Banjo Tooie, gonna play through DK64 now. Also been playing GTAO waiting for the new update and waiting for FFXIV Stormblood expansion to come out

>tfw my bitch sister told mom I wanted to work at a gay bar
>they said I would ruinmy life bc God didn't like that
>I bring up my childhood's best friend recent death
>they suggest it was due to her bad habits of drinking and sleeping around
>she died in a accident
>she didn't even slept around

I just want to kms. I don't know why I am so stupid, don't even know why I keep going to their house or telling them stuff.

>Oh anon, you can be gay and have a partner if you want but don't whore yourself out at the club.

>>8388305
why isn't he your bf

>>8388312
Head to a doctor and tell them that. Don't force yourself to go to more sessions if you feel they're not productive.

>>8388517
Guess he turned out to be bisexual. Or maybe he's straight, and was just confused before. Or he's just in denial now. Probably just in denial now.

>>8388658
I mean I don't care. Good on him I guess.

I've known in rather attractive in denial people who got themselves opposite sex partners but they've usually been knuckle draggers

>>8388397
Your dad.

>>8388642
We're just fuck buddies. I let myself get attached and should have listened to people on here instead of denying it. I'm in too deep now and I fucking hate it.

>>8388656
I guess I could try it. You're not the first person who's told me I need therapy. Not even the first person on here. It just seems to me that dwelling on the shit that's happened isn't going to help anything and talking about your feelings sounds lame. That's mostly what therapy is, right?

>>8388738
Pretty much, but therapy isn't the only path. Really talk to your doctor about how your feeling, again as I said he might find certain deficiencies that could have a pretty big impact on your body (and thus mind).

>>8388738
That's a terrible game, he's an alcoholic retard.

>>8388459
Hey baby, you want some of my plump helmet spawn?

>tfw footfag
Who footfag here?

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>>8388779
Yeah baby. Put it in my magma forge.

>>8388803
I have two.

>>8380221
>taking mass amounts of drugs near od level
Mein nigger I do the same, cocaine is the only silver lining in my desolate life.

>>8378832
I see nothing wrong with this. Embrace it. Less you rest on your soon-to-be size(s)-too-small laurels.

>>8388738
if your the anon I'm thinking of you once told a story on here about how your dad kept food from you bc you fucked something up so you went outside and ate dirt bc you were scared he would now if you snuck food from the kitchen

get help

>>8381723
Work on your bidar. It's the best thing that can actually happen.

>>8382638
I'm not sure if this is just a meme or there are really this many ugly fuckers on 4chan sitewide. I'm seriously questioning lately how much of this is inescapable meming and how much of it is legit gorgons venting and possibly crying out for help.

>>8388815
Yeah baby, your magma smelter is so hot. Feels so good on my tetrahedrite. I'm gonna strike the earth.

>>8388774
I guess I could give it a shot. If I'm being frank, I don't really know how to open up to people in a way that's honest without making some kind of fucked up joke or messing with them. I guess that's why therapy turns me off. That sort of thing always just feels like I'm giving someone else the upper hand.

>>8388779
I like the ones with issues.

>>8388925
I was like 9 give me break.

>>8388803
The fuck is it with foot fetishists? You guys are all in the sneakerhead tags on all the social media I follow too. It's like I can't escape you.

>>8388978
This shoe is one Of the biggest warning signs in lgbt.

If he has a pair, run and get tested right away

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>>8388985
Forgot image

>tfw no bf to kick me in the balls

Every been kicked in the balls gaygen ?

>>8387163
That's depression, anon. Get some zoloft. Don't waste time with the natural shit because I've tried it all and its all really weak tea.

I know how it is when you're so uninterested in life that the only thing that actually feels good is thinking about killing yourself.

>>8389042
>Get some zoloft.
That is terrible advice dude...

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How do i deal with a guy who's autistically shy? like no eye contact and next to no talking. I like him alot, but if I feel like i'm unwanted i'll just end up moving on after a few dates and I really like him

>>8389080
"Antidepressants" are complete quackery based on psychiatrists' pseudoscience.

If Anon's not happy with his life he needs to change his fucking life, not add seratonin to his brain chemistry with expensive pills that make your balls stop working properly.

>>8389086

why do you like him if he doesn't talk ?

>>8388985
>>8388991
Those are shit tier anyway.

>>8389042
It's not like I'm uninterested totally. There are things that interest me and things that I enjoy. But sometimes everything feels kind of meaningless. If I don't fill my time with something then occasionally I'll feel really weird and numb and disconnected. We're all going to die right? Sometimes I feel like life is just really long, drawn out foreplay and I'd rather skip it or something.

>>8389094
My life actually isn't that bad. Like I said, I have hobbies and shit I like, I get laid fairly often, work a job that I enjoy and pays my needs and some of my wants, have friends, all that sort of thing. I'm not really sure what my deal is.

>>8389094

The thing about antidepressants that most people seem to gloss over is that they aren't happy pills, if a person is genuinely depressed due to a chemical imbalance in the brain antidepressants will help, they won't do jack shit for someone not suffering from depression though.

>>8389038
Are you the same guy that posts this in r9k?

>>8389096
he texts and talks online
he's shy as fuck in person

>>8389145
>I'm not really sure what my deal is.

you were gaslit and psychologically abused for your whole childhood. that's bount o leave a lasting mark on you. didn't you say your bf was abused too?

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Plz haelp

I've been seeing this guy for a week now, and I'm a 23 yo virgin and he's a fucking unicorn with the patience of a saint, just extraordinarily kind guy.
And he's hot for me, and thinks way more highly than I've ever thought of myself physically, intellectually
But I don't know how I feel about him. And we're moving at lightning speed, I met his mom and his friends on the third date. He texts me goodnight every night, and goodmorning. He's puppy dog excited for me and I'm so not used to that, I don't want to move forward and find out that I'm not as hot for him.
Normally, it takes some time to figure out if you like someone romantically, yeah? Is the fact that I'm still unsure a sign that I d
Won't like him? Is this my inexperience with relationships and sex talking? These emotions are new to me, SOS
Pic unrelated

>>8389180
That's what I've heard, too.

>>8389193
Probably just let him know you want him to be comfortable around you when you're face to face. The guy I'm fucking was really inexperienced and nervous at first when we started fooling around. For some reason phone sex helped him lose some of his inhibitions. Maybe it's the same kind of thing with your guy.

>>8389251
Fair enough I guess. I said I only suspected that he might have been physically abused because of the cigarette burns. I haven't asked because it's not my fucking business.

>>8389180
The problem is that young people who do not have an imbalance in their brain chemistry at all and are just being typical moody teenagers end up on "antidepressants" and when they don't help the doctor ups the dosage or recommends another "medication" because in the 21st century western world it is just assumed that there is a problem to be fixed by big pharmaceutical companies if a fucking teenager acts out (god forbid)

I am speaking from experience

fuck "antidepressants" and fuck the quacks in white coats who push them on moody kids and clueless parents

>>8389347
Yeah, some medical background here, it's more like they dampen emotions than fix them. If you're being crushed by depression it can help you get back on your feet, but if you're a normal person it'll just make it towhere you can't cry while watching a sad movie
Sometimes people with mild depression stop taking it for that reason, the dampening means all the reward of those emotions can be gone too
Take if you need it, but if you're normal sad, enjoy being normal sad. Sadness is beautiful

>>8389347
i'm hoping. he's apparently just really timid

>>8389359
I should add, he thinks he might be autistic, but he has anxiety on top of that

>>8389353
Well, some med background guy here, and I mostly agree with you. Sometimes people aren't sick, they just don't fit the mold that other people want them to. Child psychiatry should focus on treatment other than pharm.
But, atleast these meds have demonstrated to be pretty safe, as far as we can tell, which is one reason they get passed out like candy.
Anyway, you seem pretty strong in your convictions, I'm not gonna challenge that

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http://www.racoon.com/
it really makes you wonder doesn't it?

>>8389372
>pretty safe
I think this is a major miscalculation. When mentally healthy teenagers are diagnosed this or that and given psych "medicine" they can become suicidal.

>Anyway, you seem pretty strong in your convictions
I take that as a huge compliment.

>>8389353

I can agree with that, meds like these should only be prescribed when there's an actual grounded illness. Too many psychiatrist rely on just prescribing pills to solve the issue when even in people who do have a proper illness medications is only one fraction controlling illness, it takes therapy and personal effort alongside medication to truly see changes.

>>8378711
Alcohol and Drugs taken together makes me feel nothing but pure happiness.

>>8389341
Just let it happen anon

>he doesn't like The Cure™
I can't believe gays like that exist, I can understand being deaf, but not being deaf and hating The Cure®? Fucking disgusting.

>>8389353
I'm 23.

>>8389358
I'd say I'm already pretty numb emotionally, but it'd be nice to just make a hard pass on feelings completely. Maybe then I can get back to fooling around with no strings attached.

>>8389359
>>8389362
Sounds like over time he might get used to you. I guess just be patient. I'm not so I can't really help you.

>>8389512
My fear is that it will be, i take it personally in the long run, when he really likes me probably.

>>8389524
For me, him thinking that he might have autism says more about his personality than potential asbergers, I'm pretty sure autistic children don't have very good insight into their autism. But regardless of that diagnosis, it's really something that you'll have to feel out and decide for yourself. Realize that going with him won't be like guys you've been with in the past. Is that okay with you?
Try to figure that out for yourself and go from there

>>8389512
you literally waited months for this so-called fuck buddy of yours to actually let you fuck him. then the second you did you totally lost yourself. you're so head over heels in love with him it's rediculous.

I'm hesitant to say that antidepressants are all quackery, but the fact is that they don't seem to work that much better than placebos - there's a difference, but not a comforting one.

CBT works wonders though.

>>8389524
I mean probably just try and keep open communication with him I guess.

>>8389566
I feel personally attacked. But Jesus fuck you're right; I am. Like I said I can't fucking stand it.

>>8389626
I had to look up CBT to see what it was. I think that's the kind of therapy I've been to before. I'm not really sure I'd be okay with reliving a bunch of shit I've experienced with a stranger. I don't like giving people ammunition.

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highschool crush got married

im a black Canadian Muslim man anyone want to be my gf(male)

>>8388175
Search for an enema bulb on amazon. Use warm, distilled water for best results.

>>8388607
do what you want
stop asking permission and seeking acceptance
the only way your parents will ever respect you is if you just do and tell them to fucking deal with it

>>8389086
>>8389193
I think this is my number 1 most hated trait. It makes me think they're probably a fedora tipping 4channer.

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>>8389655
He got married in THAT outfit? Holy fucking shit

>>8389190
...maybe

>>8378711
>TFW nobody wants a long-term relationship

If I don't marry now (at age 20) I will end up being one of those old gay guys who are desperate for a husband. But EVERYBODY my age just wants to be an aids-riddled slut. I seriously want to kill myself.

>>8388941
I'm not meming. I just think that my life would be a lot better if I didn't like cock.
[spoiler]I'm not an ugly fucker[/spoiler]

>>8390041
I love your threads man, big fan. Would like to give it a try with you, but I don't live where you live

>>8389645
so you admit you love him now at least

Seeing my dork of a boyfriend's smile when I have a shit day.

We're still discussing if he'll move in with me to make Uni travel much easier for him and to ease rent costs for me.

Curious about your opinions,
Please order the following best to worse:
>Lesbians
>Bisexuals
>Gay Males
>MtF Transsexuals
>FtM Transsexuals
>People who are none of the above but still claim to be Queer

>>8390616

awww you really mean that anon ?

And canada

>>8390928
>Gay males
>Lesbians
>FtM
>Bisexuals
>MtF
>People who are none of the above but still claim to be Queer

>>8390928
>gay males
>ftm
>mtf
>lesbians
>shit
>bisexuals
>more shit
>cishets
>"queer"

Yes I hate these "queers" more than ordinary cishets.

>>8390928
>bisexuals aren't split between males and females
>trannies aren't split by orientation
>no guidance on whether les/bi/gay includes trannies or only cisfags

>>8390959
>>8390960
>Lesbians so high
Can I say pussywhipped.

>>8390965
>Can I say pussywhipped.

but I am gay ?

>>8390752
It took me a while to realize that's what this is, but yeah I guess. It's weird. I always imagined love and affection to be soft and syrupy. But it isn't really. It's painful as fuck. Even when I'm thinking about how his eyelashes clump together when they're wet or how he has a dimple when he smiles, even when he's asleep in my bed it hurts.

If I'm being honest, I kind of resent him for it. Logically I know it's not his fault. I just hate that he has this amount of power over me.

>>8390928
Everyone is the worst. But especially these people
>People who are none of the above but still claim to be Queer

>>8390980
Weird huh?

>>8389655
What a hipster. Trust me, you're better off.

Single canadafags post up, lets get some dates
Ontario, 23' skinnyfat, male dark hair/ brown eyes, tfw no bf

>>8389655
That man won't be able to protect his family in the coming tribulation. His bloodline is weak.

>>8390499
I doubt it. If it wasn't man troubles it would be lying whore troubles. People of all genders suck mostly.

P.S. Legacy captcha is GOAT

>>8390928
>non-faggy Gay leaning bisexuals
>non-faggy Gays
>Masc gays = Masc Gay-leaning bisexuals
>femme lesbians
>non-dyke lesbians
>literal trash
>Trans
>pond scum
>"""Queers"""

>>8391024
I'm a masculine gay man and i'm not leaning bisexual. So your theory is wrong.

>>8391024
>>literal trash
>>Trans
what did we do to you?

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>tfw the guy you like invited you over to binge watch shit on netflix and hang out

I'm kind of excited. Should I bring snacks?

>>8391140
bring condoms fag

>>8391081
>theory
Don't ever teach english or logic. I meant I view masc gays and masc gay-leaning bisexuals equally in rank.

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>>8391220
I rank you the lowest of all then.

>tfw his tummy on your forehead

I'm gonna out a guy on facebook because he doesn't want to go to pride with me.

Sue me

>>8391623
don't be mean :(
>and you'll be hearing from my solicitor

>>8391645
It was more like
>Dude you're gonna get found out sooner or later so might as well enjoy this time and be with your own

>>8391623
>he doesn't want to go to pride with me.
Smart choice.

When you're going to pride you're supporting straight women.

>>8391664
Don't give me any of that #woke shit I just wanna go and get bear hugs

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>>8391623
Don't you do it Anon

>>8391745
Obviously I'm not going to, but if not now it'll continue to be really awkward

>>8391766
He will come out when he is ready!

>>8391664
How so? DA but if that's true I'll swear off pride for life.

>>8390989
it sounds like you've got it bad

>be me
>be /pol/ack
>be angry and hateful Most of the time
>only thing that calms me down is him, when he holds me and tells me he loves me and I wrap my arms around him and feel my stupid worries and politics fade away
>when he takes control and makes me feel submissive and vulnerable
>when he gives me so physical affection I'm not used to and it reduces me to tears from happiness overload

>>8392376
/pol/acks confirmed repressing agps.

>>8392431
I don't have gender issues I'm just slowly healing from closetedness

>>8392446
Uh sure, yeah, same, can't wait to find a nice guy to help """slowly heal""" my """closetedness""" by dressing me up and making me his girlfriend.

>>8392491
What are you talking about
I don't dress up
I just become extremely submissive

>>8392561
Each to her own!

>>8389341
Everyone's different. If it were me in your position I would think he's being super fucking clingy and lose interest because of all the expectations already involved. Even a daily good night/good morning is too much for me personally. Some guys like/prefer that though so you really just gotta see what works for you. Especially if he's your first you don't really know your relationship preferences yet so this is a great chance to see what works for you.

>>8392561
>extremely submissive
AGP detected

>>8392622
>>8392632
Stop it >:(

Guys are allowed to be soppy and soft

>>8392644
I'm sure plenty of guys are. Not that you'd know anything about them.

>>8391782
I fucking hate myself for it. I'm starting to crack and show it and it makes me hate myself even more.

>>8392446
The guy I'm currently fucking is like that kind of. He still has some weird self-resentment to work through I think but it's better than it was.

>ywn make him cry from "happiness overload"

Overstimulation isn't the same.

>>8392644
>Guys are allowed to be soppy and soft

No. Not me at least.

>>8392431
>>8392491
>>8392622
>>8392632
>>8392656
>>8392808
why are trannies coming here and trying to convert more of my dating pool

S T O P i don't want a world of girls

>>8390940
Ya man. They're kinda funny but also I like to see gay ballbusting fans around
And yeah I know you're from there, sadly I don't live in Canada but I'd love to

>>8392880
>I don't want a world of girls
>implying

>>8392880
>i don't want a world of girls
Me neither, how can I be a girl if I don't have a guy to make me feel like one?

how 2 shave butthole?

>>8392980
>why would a gay man want other gay men to date

inb4 the joke is that i'm the girl too so it doesn't matter

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New thread >>8393101

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>>8382940
Stop making excuses for having the fat disease.

>>8379032
I want to :3