/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

nim thread

>>8363266
but you're one of the meanest people here

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going to recieve titty skittles in 4 hours

please bless me /mtfg/

>>8363269
Nim's in the UK, where you can't hurt her.

>>8363270
this place must set the meanness level really low, if I'm one of the meanest people here.

I wish I could cuddle nim and make her feel better.

Morninn

>>8363286
Nice, very nice.

I had awful dreams and I feel sick and I can feel the dryer running through my bed and it's not helping

Why do I have morning wood rn

>>8363286
>UK
I can hurt her then

>truck won't start
>dad doesn't bother to put a charger on it
>waits 'til I wake up
>finally gets charger put on it.

>>8363314
dreams?

Morning toothpick

When Maeve comes on tell her to look up Johnny hobo politics of holy shit

Thanks.

>>8363300
someone already has that job

I guess there won't be a load of cattle brought to market today.

>>8363284
bless you Anon good luck

Good songs to partyboy on?

I need variety.

Acoustic preferred.

>>8363322
You could, if Nim were for hurting.

BUT SHE'S NOT

>>8363340
Over a battery?

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>>8363256
>tfw no David Bowie bf

I'm back from first laser!
Now back to fixing voice.

for anyone who doubts my claims about how the Tories treat the disabled

facebook com/theguardian/videos/690794987774934/

24th for Emma is a manipulative abusive partner

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>Tfw will never be this cute
why does the anime style have to exist

>>8363382
Her gf is a retard

>>8363387
who is their gf? grace?

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>>8363376
didnt he die or smtin
>>8363383
she's cute

So I have a spa party to go to where no one ones where I'm trans.
What is the percentage of me being clocked and beaten?

>>8363383
to make you dread life, japanese are sadistic.

>>8363389
Idk but she has to be retarded to date emma

>>8363394
Emma preys on those weak enough to not say no, it's sad

>>8363391
we don't know you. if you think there is a chance of that happening you probably shouldn't go

>>8363350
KC and the Sunshine Band - Shake your Bootie

>>8363390
Yeh like last year.
Rip bowie

>>8363397
I'm hoping it does happen

>>8363396
not really into girls but kinda wish Emma would prey on me desu

>>8363402
do you miss him ;;;;;;;;;;

>>8363405
you just want attention, I know how you feel but if you did get into a relationship with Emma you would regret it

>>8363396
Pathetic. Not only emma but also all her girlfriends, current and past. all completely pathetic

>>8363408
I think they're victims, not pathetic

>>8363366
It shouldn't have stopped it, but now little time.

>>8363376
tfw I did get to be properly kissed by him once.

>>8363390
Cancer got him.

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>>8363389
Nope, I'm single and my mind is only on local people that aren't emma.

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thanks for reminding me that david bowie's dead

>>8363402
>tfw no elanna gf with good music taste

>>8363411
what happened to zna
>>8363412
>>8363412
s-sorry

>>8363406
I have no strong attachment to him I don't buy into the celebrity mourning thing
He was an incredibly talented musician though, and a total hottie

>>8363409
I'm victim blaming these retards. If you were too stupid to realize how manipulative she is you deserve to be taken advantage of, she's not exactly subtle

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>>8363376
He was very beautiful ;_;

>>8363412
Sorry :(

>>8363411
Can some one make one of these for me please?
>>8363398
Downloaded.
>>8363415
Morning L.

Give me life advice and shit.

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>when you give someone your all and they cheat on you

Trannies, not even once.

>>8363421
Life advice on?

>>8363420
Yo we still a go for tomorrow btw? I can make pizza

>card frozen
>call in
>cant confirm my identity
>keeps switching between mr and miss beep

the memes are real

>>8363425
Did they cheat on you with emma? Predatory bitch

>>8363425
I don't think cheating is a tranny problem though, more a general dating one no matter what kind of person you're after

>>8363433
Nah, irl bitch. Trannies don't know what they want, fucking crazy.

>>8363433
Who hasn't cheated on someone with Emma? I wonder how Emma feels about it being a #2 that people regret interacting with.

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>>8363425
>when you give someone your all and they give you theirs
I LOVE Tanya

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>>8363426
Heck yeahh!
Give me a shout when you get home and settled from work :)

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I wanna be an adventurer in a fantasy world

>>8363426
I relationship advice.

Kinda feel trapped, shes a good fuck and all but Idk.

She's a spender and doesn't buy me weed.

But she hella cooks for me but Idk.

Idk L.

I just need a job honestly.

She's also kinda clumsy which annoies me.

We talk these things out tho.

Its gonna get bstter right?

>>8363442
a-answer ;w;

>>8363440
Yeah I have some errands to run in the morning and first half of the afternoon but I'm free after that. I have the fixings for blue cheese buffalo if that works

>>8363445
transition and get a bf already

>>8363446
We broke up.

>>8363447
It also takes her a bit in the mornings to get going.

I love bootcamp life and shit.

Like Idk I just fuxking need a job please Jesus.

Pray

>>8363445
just keep working at it beanie, a girl who cooks for you is hard to find nowadays

>>8363451

ya but why

>>8363411
>ywn have a grace gf because you live in europe

>>8363456
You can ask either of us about it on discord.

>>8363442
I want to be a greedy, unscrupulous captain of a small spaceship on the lawless, cosmic frontier

I would get rich selling arms to colonists and then one day be assassinated in a brothel while getting a massage

>>8363447
>blue cheese
hnnnggg
Yes, that works!

>>8363461
whts ur discord i made new one

>>8363450
Hmmmm.
>>8363455
:(

But she says I'm such a man..

She see's a lot of potential in me she says.

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If I feel generally like I'd prefer a female body, and have more ambivalence than soul-crushing disgust at the one I have, could I actually be trans? Or am I just grasping at straws because I think that, given my environment, family, friends, body, etc, I *could* do?

Is actual body dysphoria "sharp", or can it be a sort of slow, "dull" feeling?

>>8363460
What about that image makes you want me lmao
>>8363463
Write Space of Thrones anon
>>8363465
Grace #3178

>>8363467
so your actually one of us now?

Do men and women type differently over text? I mean I don't think it's that huge of a difference but there's gotta be some there. How do I make my texts "pass"? Been thinking a lot about this lately as I've been on tinder, swiping in a red county.

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>>8363468
It all depends how it bothers you
It's a mix between dull and sharp depending how dysphoric I feel

baka

>>8363460
>tfw all your favourite trips live in the USA
it's just not fair

>>8363469
you are cute, like guns and vidya and don't clean your room too often. also you can reflect yourself enough to make a image about yourself that shows inner conflicts.

>>8363469
i added u
baka senpai desu desu
kawaii

>>8363407
yeah you're right but I don't actually want to online"""date""" her. like you say I just need attn ;_;

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White joycon master race

tfw she'll never like me back
y go on desu

>>8363498
you would get bad and abusive attention anyway

>>8363502
Yes I will

>>8363485
not all tho just the most. there are some nice ones here too.

>>8363506
you're not her tho

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hi /mtfg/
i drew a uterus alien in school

>>8363512
How do you know?

>>8363468
dysphoria is different for everyone. generally it's not usually 100% wanna kms senpai level

>>8363514
Was it yours?

>>8363511
>there are some nice ones here too.
i guess, but they're few and far between

at least we have franzi

>>8363505
eh whatever better than nothing

>>8363521
what do you mean ?

>>8363517
Because she's busy

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ayy I made one of those meme things

>>8363527
not true

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>>8363514
noice
i drew this during chemistry idk why

>>8363522
most are in germany, benelux and uk. it's p easy to travel around these countries rn.

>>8363529
Was that creepy looking alien uterus supposed to be yours?

>>8363537
yes, but before that, you have to trick them into meeting you

baka

Available to any cute girl: ugly NEET bf from UK. (You) me for details.

>>8363552
Due to lack of demand the requirements of 'cute' and 'girl' have been removed. This offer is available to anybody.

>>8363547
why do you have to trick them? don't you talk to someone and after a while they just want to meet up with you?

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Found out from an Army National Guardsman coworker;
Servicemembers have to go through 5 seminars on what trannies are and how to be nice to them. Totalling 15 hours.
>went on to say he only met one tranny once in his old unit and hasnt seen another since
>tells me the training was overkill b/c he its not like he has to ve around trannies every day
Little does he know....
I told him it was good theyre teaching them to be nice boys.
He scoffed

>b-but Sarah
>girls have {insert things girls don't actually have}
>Like I even have to shave {insert body part}
>No r-really. You look like a female.
>Females also have {insert body parts that females don't actually have as masculine}
>implying the aggregated summation of the parts is not what most calculated when assessing gender


I mean I guess I don't want them telling me I'm a manlet either - but to be clear I'm sick of the lying and hugboxxing my friends are exclusively capable of. My guy friends are at least honest, when they (do so rarely) give opinions.

Like omg im 25 looks mean everything. They say I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor.

>>8363536
that's pretty cool
>>8363541
no, it's just an alien
i drew a uterus because of some joke and then thought
oh, that looks like an alien and i made it one

>>8363561
>don't you talk to someone and after a while they just want to meet up with you?
only if i trick them first

>>8363565
I had no idea National Guard was that gay.

>>8363574
t-thanks

>>8363575
so people don't like you for your personality? that's sad anon. have you ever tried meeting up with someone without tricking them?

My subconscious doesn't want me to detransition I think.

I had some dream where I was looking in the mirror and losing my mind with fear and stress because I had a beard and mustache and looked really masculine.

I kept trying to shave it off but it kept growing back instantly and then I was trying to tear my testicles off with my hands but it wouldn't work.

Huh.

>>8363578

All the branches are doing it since that law passed last july

>>8363587
dreams don't mean anything

>>8363587
Detransitioning is a bad idea. You'll retransition later and feel bad about the time and progress you wasted.

これは...エストロゲンのポワだ!

>>8363588
How the mighty have fallen.
being forced to listen about trannies while you could be blowing shit up.

>>8363578
Every branch does it

>>8363594
When the country falls apart, id rather have the trained ppl with guns be my friends

>>8363587
probably more like your subconscious wants you to detrans because whatever you do in your dream you can't remove masculine features from your body.

>>8363581
i'm just being facetious, i've never met up with anyone from here or from the internet in general

that shit's way too scary

>>8363589
I've had a lot of dreams that have permanently influenced me for life.

>>8363591
I disagree but detransitioning wasn't on my mind right now.

>>8363596
Too bad no one wants to be your friend.

>>8363597
This sounds a lot more reasonable. Should I obey my subconscious?

>>8363598
Try meeting up with people from a normie site like reddit, I've done that and they're pretty decent people, though can be a bit weird sometimes.
I've met up with people from /soc/ before to hang out thigh I could see how that could go wrong. Just be picky about the people you try to meet up with

>>8363594

You have no idea how toxic military culture historically has been. Suicides outnumber combat deaths 5 times over, and for a good reason. This is part of the process of making it not a harmful organization to be a part of for ones own mental health. We also have to through seminars on gender equality, not using homophobic or racist language, and treating others with respect, as well as not raping people.

Still get to do plenty of blowing shit up if you have that kind of job.

The sad thing is, these are by far not the most boring classes they've had us do. Nomenclature fucking sucks, and the amount of bureaucratic paperwork necessary for everything and classes on how to do it properly have always been a thing.

>>8363600
I want to be your friend
Fag

>>8363605
Oh shut the fuck up with your tumblr bullshit.

>>8363606
You daft drive train.

>>8363598
what's scary about that? like the worst that could happen is that you waste a bit of time finding out someone is completely different irl but that happens rarely

>>8363605
This

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>>8363608

>talking about my experience in the army is tumblr bullshit

lmao

does hrt shrink your peepee at all?
like i'm really short but stuck with a longer than average dick and i think it's kinda weird

>>8363599
>I've had a lot of dreams that have permanently influenced me for life.
I'd sometimes see future events in my life. I met everybody who had a significant influence on me first in a morning wake up dream.

>>8363613
It can, nuke T and stop T to DHT conversion seams the best way to shrink it.

>>8363613
It should. not jerking it will make it shrink even more.

>>8363613

yes, it will shrink your peepee, especially if you don't use it, and especially if you go on cypro.

I'm on spiro, masturbate regularly, and after a year I've still lost an inch.

>>8363603
if you want to be a slave of your own brain yes. I mean transitioning is against your basic instict of reproduction because you'll end up infertile so choose if you want to conform to that or make your own ideas why is life is useful

>>8363612
Of course it's tumblr bullshit. You're a tranny. Is some tranny going to say anything but "muh toxic" about the armed forces in general? Of course not.
More or less anything you ever do will be a variation of tumblr bullshit. You can't help yourself.

>>8363604
do you have any stories to tell about turbo-sperges you encountered while meeting up with people from 4chan or reddit? did anyone from /soc/ try to fugg you?

>>8363609
yeah, but what if you met up and didn't get along at all, and then could no longer even be online friends anymore?

>>8363620

>being a slave to your brain

You ARE your brain, dumby

>>8363621

>being this much of a dipshit

I recommend going back to your containment board.

>>8363615
>>8363617
>>8363618
okay thanks

>>8363620

You're just a brain piloting a meat vessel

>>8363471
Y'all face hella discrimination almost everywhere you go. It's fucked.

I am fully dating a grown transexual woman and am part of the community now I think, yes.

>>8363604
you have a really nice sounding name. it even inspired me to one of my song titels.

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>>8363624
Truth hurts doesn't it?
Knowing that you have fallen for the tranny meme and that everything you do will be colored by that one unfortunate decision.
Really makes you think.

>>8363630
Are you a meat popsicle?

>>8363633

You can go ahead and suck my meat popsicle

>>8363622
well then you are not friends anymore. you have to accept that you won't be friends with everyone.

>>8363639
No thank you, I am not gay.

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>>8363622
I've only met two people off of 4chan. One was a pretty chill girl and we're still sort of friends even though she lives in China now. The other was definitely crazy and manipulative, I think I've mentioned her before on here. Lied about having her friend in her dorm so she could leave me out in the rain then shittalked me on /soc/

The people I've met on reddit have been pretty normal. One of them has aspergers but he's a nice dude that I would hang out with, the rest of them were cool too

>>8363632
Aww thank you!

>>8363644
Does /pol/ know youre here considering becoming a tranny and screaming at veterans

>>8363644

You sure? Had me fooled. Seem pretty gay to me

>>8363649
/pol needs to die

>>8363642
i guess it's all about risk vs reward

you just have to meet up with the nice trips, so they don't take pictures of you when you're not looking and post them on /mtfg/

>>8363633
You have no clue, go back to your containment board.

>>8363623
>>8363630
well there are different parts of the brain that have different goals that work against each other. if you let your subconscious and urges define you and rule you, you are a slave to a small part of your own brain. I don't know the english word for that part of the brain.

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>>8363649
>>8363650
>>8363656
Welp someone got their (over-sized) panties in a twist. There is absolutely no need to defend your life choices to some anon on 4chan of all places.

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>>8363500
Hi, i'm a Switchless and poor anon, I want a Switch for free to play with bexe and you, send it home now.

pls respond

>>8363565

Do you really pass that well? Or are you stealth boymode?

>>8363447
Your pizzas are a crime against nature and you must pay

>>8363649
come on skype

>>8363665
I asked you a question.

>>8363659
>subconscious and urges
Are there all the time causing you to do things not normal for your assigned gender. You can't get away from them. You can't silence them. Knock, knock, knock.
Knock, knock, knock. forever.

>>8363655
I think most people wouldn't do backstabby shit like that (except the obvious bad trips to stay away from) but if you are worried keep something in check of them so they won't shit on you on 4chan or post your pic.

This is retarded teenage male general right?

>>8363668
Stealth girlmode.
I swear its 60% my voice.
Only my boss knows b/c hes seen my id but treats me like every other girl and keeps his mouth shut about it.

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>>8363500
that's my third favourite colour scheme

atomic purple only for me please

>>8363667
anon pls i only have a wii u

>>8363673
Im at work

>>8363679
You don't pass

>>8363686
the real world is quite different than 4chan.

https://youtu.be/xw3pBlsw_5E

>>8363686
She does pass.

>>8363668
lots of people here pass that well imo
>>8363678
but i'm 23

>>8363703
Aren't you a nigger

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>>8363686
Ok nameless faceless anon.
Maybe skype me some time

/pol/chan from earlier here
I asked my mom what my girl name would have been...
"So I watched a YouTube video about alternate timelines and wondered what you would have named me if I was a girl"
"Why? Do you want to be a gir-"
"N-No! Just wondering!"
"Ok, whatever you want Ashley! *mom trollfaces me*
>I leave awkwardly

Has she known all this time...

>>8363722
Nothing would disgust me more

>>8363705
>lots of people here pass that well imo
Really?
Really, really?

>>8363705
not gonna lie everyone here acts like kids even the 30 year olds....especially the 30 year olds.
>>8363717
aren't you a nazi?

>>8363676
I don't care what's normal for my gender I'll do what I want anyways. I'm becoming the human I conciously choose to be.

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>>8363728
Than shitposting mean things about people you fap to?

>>8363735
Grotesque

>>8363722

I'm not that anon, I'm another qt transgirl, can I maybe skype you sometime?

>>8363735
You look like a character from a Guy Richie movie.

>>8363727
if not that you probably outed yourself with that reaction

>>8363736
>ordinary woman
>grotesque

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>>8363736
Ok bbtran
>>8363738
Well yah
Im at work atm but we could skype later mabeee

>>8363731
Nazis don't exist

>>8363284
Blessed be, baby anon <3

>>8363743
Well at least she's not angry and I found a name I like luckily

>>8363751
Sure they do.
Phienchen posts here semi regularly.

>>8363727
me thinks she knows...

>>8363745
In what universe is that a jaw of an ordinary woman

>>8363762
the one we live in

>>8363667
Save up for one
Then we can play arms

>>8363765
You're delusional

>>8363768
you're delusional

>>8363755
yeah that's a good start. I thought my mom told me the name I was supposed to get (in the womb they thought I would come out as a girl)so I chose that one but apparently that was a fake memory. I still kept the name because I like it anyways.

>>8363768
Leave Valq alone.

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>>8363735
You're a spitting image of Eddie Izzard.
It's uncanny.

>>8363762
That jaw is shopped by faceapp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4

>>8363768
I've seen natal women with worse.

>>8363777
Umm.
Omg ppl.
It was a spoof pic.
ITS WATERMARKED

>>8363766
not that anon but I'm gonna buy one soonish. are you gonna buy splatoon 2 and mk8 deluxe too?

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>>8363785
Sure it was.

>>8363785
You have a bigger jaw than Edgar my man

>>8363785
I'm regretting that expensive makeup, I don't see why it's much better than drugstore, I was just following my magazine which is probably a MAC shill. Actually ask your gf is expensive makeup worth it?

>>8363681
Me too, add me up abelht, i play mariokart8 and splatoon, also smash but not that much.

>>8363806
>is expensive makeup worth it?

only if you're allergic to drugstore makeup.

>>8363806
I hear good foundation is what's most important. The rest, whatever works.

>>8363798
>>8363804
K boys k.
Post my other pics since youre such big fans of all the edits
>>8363806
She wants to talk to you later

>>8363788
Already have mk8D
And yea i plan on buying splatoon

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>>8363812

>>8363821
What the fuck? Was someone trying to make it look as awkward and creepy as possible?

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>>8363821
2 years ago (2015) maybe, archiv'n motherfucker, you.
Look, i know youre obsessed and wanna fug but im taken

>>8363812
what time
>>8363810
right now im using creme to powder foundation and i hate it, coverage is patchy, feels heavy. but that isn't a brand issue I just need liquid foundation

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>>8363812
that's the only valq pic I got

>>8363760
Oh...but what about my hiding it when I was younger? How could she know I want to be a girl.

Aside from the usual, no gf and refusal to admit I was gay.

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Will this make me happy?

>>8363831
Maybe 5 hours

>>8363837
I don't anything can make a Mexican like yourself happy.

>>8363833
Das so random

>>8363842
I'm pale and white, I just like spicy food.

Valq is really pretty and I have a crush on her
I'm really sensitive and soft for a chaser

>>8363837
geyin weihg will allways mak yuo unhappe! be more smart gril!!

>>8363830
Your jaw hasn't magically shrunk you fucking cunt

>>8363852
what

>>8363848
Your unhealthy snacks will have to go back.

>>8363858
go where

>>8363860
it's a trump maymay

>>8363806
MAC has excellent professional makeup that is optimized for studio use and just that. Not that great other than for video and photography. Their consumer oriented products capitalize on the brand but are kind of meh.
But to be honest, for everyday use, you can build a perfectly good routine around drugstore brands.

>>8363862
I am white and do not care about politics.

>>8363863
How are you not dead yet

>>8363856
do'nt food the ungod things

>>8363868
Why should I be?

buying hormones tomorrow

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>>8363847
I looked again and found another one. I'm not sure if it's you tho.

>>8363871
huh

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>>8363835
ever left your computer up when you went to the bathroom?

>>8363855
See pic of Kim Bassinger.

>>8363872
A few reasons

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>>8363837
Yes
>tfw no spicy food in my mouth right now

>>8363881
None of your reasons are good enough, obviously.

>>8363873
Good girl

>>8363883
do you want some

it's apparently made with ghost peppers but it doesn't seem that hot to me

>>8363877
do'nt now who read or makign jokes on me?

>>8363890
what

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>she likes spicy food
ooooooookay

>>8363894
>she

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>>8363847
Want random? I'd like to see you with this kind of hairstyle.

>>8363883
I think we should hook up and have sex

>>8363894
what's wrong with spicy food
it tastes good and clears up my sinuses
and also helps bring out other flavours

>>8363888
It's not that hot? Darn
I try to work in hot peppers into a lot of my recipes. I love habaneros a lot desu
>>8363894
>not liking spicy foods
>>8363899
W-what

>>8363893
yuo do'nt read. englich no very god im trans for 4 moths.

>>8363905
>W-what
I want to have sex with you

>>8363903
>>8363905
Are you even trying to pass? Spicy foods aren't cute only fruits and sweets are.

>>8363909
> le HRT make you retarded meme

>>8363905
it doesn't feel hot, like, it burns but it's not very strong
>>8363909
my apologies for not being able to understand you cabron

>>8363903
spicy food makes your nose run and you get snot everywhere when you're eating

>>8363918
Real women eat venison and drink fresh horse blood.

>>8363920
i whas try helpin yuo kurva!

>>8363912
Where are you from?
Why do you want to have sex with me?
>>8363918
Spicy food is good tho

>>8363928
USA
cause

original stalker anon here a while back my computer broke down and lost some /mtfg/ images, could someone upload pics from 2015 - 2016

>>8363937
>(s)he doesn't keep multiple backups, both digital and physical
brought this upon yourself tbdesu

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>>8363930
>cause
Guess that's a good enough reason
>>8363924
Venison is really good, shame I haven't had it in a while

>tfw she's gone for a few hours and you miss her a fuckton

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>>8363855
I luv my h8ters
Id be nothing without you... Living in the past
>>8363876
Heh.
Sure
>>8363897
Omg. Id totally do it tho.
I wish i didnt wear a hat for work
>>8363849
This is new.
Omg
<3

I forgot to take my hrt this morning so im detransed now

>>8363959
transitioning is not for everybody

>>8363937
Allah akbar

>>8363937
Go to the archive.
Loveisover

>tfw defended ftm friend from other friends who said he was just a trender
>tfw she was actually a trender

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>>8363971

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reminder that this is why charlotte went on anon and attacked me for hours yesterday

>>8363989
emma ily

>>8363989
Whore

>>8363989
82,000 hours in ms paint

>>8363989
Hooooonestly

>>8363989
>no conetits
not realistic/10

>>8363989
Why does it seem like there's a lot of cucking that happens in this thread

>>8363989
what did she mean by this

>>8363989
>Artists rendition by chara

>>8364008
transbians are thirsty beyond measure

>>8363989
Why does Charlotte never at least change her posting style when she goes anon to attack people? It's always very obvious it's her.

>>8364023
how do i know... this isn't charlotte...

>>8364023
what happened anyway?

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>>8363991
carol is cute!
>>8363993
accurate
>>8363998
photoshop i think
shes pretty good at it
>>8364003
QUITE honest
>>8364006
i think theres only one in the pic with those
ill let you figure out which
>>8364008
cause im here
>>8364015
all 4 of us in a hotel room turned into me with pookie and grace and charlotte having a autism rageout
>>8364017
^=^
>>8364023
yea its reallly obvious when its her, she even added me from the thread and revealed that it was her on anon doing her thing as usual

>>8364008
I like grace but honestly I can't keep up with her relationship status. who knows anymore when somebody is cucked or not

>>8364056
./////.

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>>8364027
Why would Charlotte be wasting her time posting anonymously with people like Emma? She probably has much better things to do.

>when you go to the veterans hospital and you walk past a bunch of guys shooting the shit and they all stop instantly get quiet and follow you with their eyes

;--------------;

>>8364064
What if I'm Charlotte?

Who is Emma and why have I not gotten my complimentary Emma sex

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im hungry someone feed me ;~;

>>8364059
i think she just doesn't like long-term relationships because she gets bored of them too quickly

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i feel like i've missed integral drama

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>>8364064
no you really dont
>>8364073
come to chicago
you can have as much as you want
you're pretty cute

>>8364064
I kinda doubt this
>>8363989
>>8363411
I'm so confused but I guess

I mean you have to attack back or you're going to end up with anon shit storm for getting into mtfg relationships from my experience

>>8364056
>>8363989

Who are you

>>8363989
Hi i made this send mone to paypal thzx

>>8364064
I don't think so. it doesn't seem like she actually has something better to do.

>>8363989
inaccurate image

pookie is cuter

>>8364073
trust me you don't want that

>>8364081
Quick, start some. ;)

>>8364081
well you're barely here anymore

>>8364073
Emma is a mentally deranged individual that makes her partners feel emotionally and physically inept in order to keep them as her partners. She doesn't want them to understand that she is shit and that others can provide better love and care.

>>8364104
Oh ok
Well all I want is a quick wham bam thank you ma'am know what I'm sayin?

>>8364084
Oh that's pretty far away
Come to Canada instead I'm too tired

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>>8364081
>pic related

Don't you have someone to pretend to be nice too

>>8364093
And blonde

>>8364104
doesn't she have an orbiter from r9k shilling for her ironically

>>8364073
An emotionally-manipulative discord tranny who likes to play the victim card.

>>8363989
>getting caught in the retard tornado
no sympathy

>>8364094
what could possible go wrong?

>>8364068
sexy faye...

>>8364104
i wonder who this could be
its a real mystery, huh

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>>8364104
oh boy charlotte at it again
just stop already friend
everyone can identify your posts so you might as well post with a trip
>>8364093
this is true pookie is top cute
>>8364118
sounds like a deal honestly, brb buying my ticket
>>8364119
she has blue hair now she looks like chloe from life is strange

>>8364096

lool faye already does that for me tbqh

>>8364100

i mean...tru. i suppose i'm losing touch with the kids.

>>8364119

i was gonna make a comment about you having something else to do but you're like 40 years old posting here nonstop every day so
it's pretty obvious you have nothing in your life lol

>>8364068
fricking homos jeez

>>8364068

that means you're hot

>>8364131
N I C E

>>8364131
no idea who charlotte is bro

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Is it mandatory to have drama in every mtfg thread?
Can we go one thread without a spergout or shitflinging

>>8364148

She's a hon, despite transitioning early, and always comes on here and starts shitloads of drama by shit talking half the people here for literally no reason.

>>8364122
I think that's just one of her Discord friends posting anonymously.

>>8364148
ok now it's too late to change posting style

>>8364152

honestly i don't think so lol
what else would you expect from the majority of ppl itt tho at this point? it's at least kind of amusing from the outside

>>8364153
so is "Charlotte" a go-to scapegoat for being called out?

>>8364152
>Is it mandatory to have drama in every mtfg thread?
it isn't mandatory, just highly likely.

>>8364134
26 pretty soon. Yeah, I suppose you really aren't a kid anymore.

>>8363863
Ok thanks ill stick to drugstore
>>8364119
Why bother remembering this? Just remember integration by parts and know how to substitute and you're golden. better yet use Wolfram.

>>8364162

she's been known to take her trip off and talk shit to people as an anon, using information only she would have so it's obvious that it's her.

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>>8364162
Of course. Every anon who says bad things about Emma is apparently this "Charlotte" person now (whoever that is).

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wait so this is all discord tranny drama? that's kind of disappointing. i'm gonna go exercise and play vidya and run errands and stuff tho so okie bye

>>8364168

i'm 2 old for this desu

>>8364131
Hot
>>8364134
Literally
>>8364126
>>8364142
>>8364137
I mean it's really because I'm wearing no bra and skin tight clothing and they're confused why a boy has breasts

>>8364168
I'm 25 don't say that shit, I'm still a kid ;_;

>>8364153
It's because she idolizes moap who does the same thing