/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

1st for chikin tenders and 'murican sauce.

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>>8353806
What do you know of American cuisine?
You're French.

>>8353807
american 'cuisine'

But apparently u got ok at making wines :)))))

>>8353809
Coming straight attacha from the Napa valley biatch.

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Good night /mtfg/.

>>8353823
ninini

thrdead

>>8353809
By America has amazing cuisine

so i finally came out today and my dad was all like
>do you fap at all?
>what do you fap to?
>are you more into boys or girls or neither?
>are you sure you want to do this?
>we need a psychologist for this
>give us some time to think about this, an year should be fine
>people transition in their mid 30s so no need to rush this (i'm 18)
>all of this while my mom was crying because she just wants to see me happy
today was an extremely sad day

>>8353889
im sorry Anon that sounds stressful :( hopefully with more discussion they will come around some

>>8353889
probably how my dad will react too but idk I'll do what I have to whatever anyone thinks of it. my mom won't care or will hate me for it but that's ok.

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>>8353889
good job anon, that does'nt sound like it went super badly, try to do your best to educate them on the issue and get in to see a psych or therapist as soon as you can, they can help get you to a endo and give support in maybe talking to your parents about it, don't let them just sit around thinking about it for a year

>>8353907
I have aspergers, how do i know this isnt another autistic delusion?

>>8353889
>>what do you fap to?
getting turned into a girl
>>are you more into boys or girls or neither?
girls are hotter but being treated like a girl by a man is hottest

>>8353907
i'm seeing one after my finals about 2 months from now
>>8353921
not me

>>8353889
>People transition in their mid 30s so theres no need to rush this
Holy shit this is exactly what my dad said either theyre retarded or they think this is a phase that will dissapear if they repress you long enough

im a gay

>>8353923
sorry i didnt mean to reply to her. Pls answer my question about autism everyone

>>8353921
how long have you had it?
has it gotten worse with time?
do you feel like doing something about it?

>>8353923
good job!

>>8353922
this is exactly what i was about to tell them but i just stood there in silence like an idiot

>>8353924
probably mostly the latter and they also on some level think that no matter what age a trans person transitions they will always turn out to look like a late transitioner

>>8353927
autism is a lifelong thing. I actually feel that im not very autistic since starting hrt. Havent sperged out at anyone, dont dress like an edgelord anymore. I actually think i was never autistic and being trans was my entire problem. Good luck trying to convince anyone who knows im diagnosed with autism. Never get diagnosed with mental illnesses kids it will never be undiagnosed. Anyway even though i seem to be less autistic this whole thing reminds me of cringey hobbies i used to obsess over in the past. How do i know if this isnt me being a weird autist yet again?

>>8353935
if you feel better now does it matter?

My cone tits are sore

>ywn hang out with Grace and Jill and Emma and eat pizza and get to sit amongst a group of cute girls

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>>8353943
I feel this too desu... I just want friends but I'm like really not good at socializing :(

>dota still
>supporting still
>losing still
>still feel like i know more than the people i get matched with
I've started to hit myself when i lose. Its an urge it makes me feel better.

>>8353889
Today I went back in he closet and I saw the relief on mums face when I said I would be quitting hormones

>>8353963

That's really unhealthy and clearly a manifestation of deeper more meaningful resentments, you should play something nice and chill like Skyrim or a Mass Effect, or whatever you like with less of a competitive edge.

>>8353964
Fuck her. Fuck you. I've had the same urges to just quit and shit but thats for dumb niggers and you are a dumb nigger.
>>8353889
A) dont wait a year start now
B) did he say fap that would be funny

>>8353963
i played for 2 years until i realized that no matter how well you play your teammates can lose the game for you no matter what
and you still have to always try your hardest to even have a chance
and even if you win it's possible you had close to nothing to do with it
it feels like i'm throwing my time away

>>8353969
I'm gonna have some soup then play breath of the wild. Mass effect and skyrim suck lol.
Its obviously not healthy but i cant cry and i have no one to hold close when i dont feel well and hitting myself just relieves some of the stress.
>>8353972
I'm going on two years now and i feel the same way. Theres just so many extended factors to winning and most of them are out of your hands. But i love this game. I really derive a lot of pleasure and love from playing it. I love the mechanics of some heroes, i love playing the vision game, i love saving my cores. I love being better than someone else, knowing that I've outsmarted others.

>>8353963
I used to do that hitting myself too. I mostly stopped when I started get random headaches all the time which I assume probably had something to do with punching myself in the head so much. idk I don't really play dota or competitive games anymore I prefer something I can just close and quit as soon as I stop having fun

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>sister goes clothes shopping for herself to kill the time with me and nephew before this game were going to
>starting joking around with my nephew that id like to try on some skirts
>asks me if i have enough dresses at home
>say "i-i guess" and then proceed to laugh the dorkiest laugh in existence

>>8353982
that's kind of adorable ngl

>>8353978
Need competition. Have a bad burn for it. If i could stop doing anything else and just dedicate all my time to dota i would. I would play all day and all night. But i have to work a job so i can pay for my shitty room in my shitty city with my shitty roommates and my shitty life.

>>8353982
she knows :D

>>8353982
did you kiss one of the big fluffy hat guards yet? anne keeps saying you won't but I believe in you

>>8353991
im only in greater london they don't have them here i don't think

>>8353991
she won't even come to london to hang out with me because i guess saying i'm a murderer and an arsonist makes people not want to be around me. bullshit

>>8353993
no it's because im gross

>>8353994
hang out with me anyway

>>8353995
why

>>8353994
>>8353995
you two should hang out
>>8353997
nicole is a sweatheart you two will have fun

>>8353970
he actually said masturbate and no way in hell i'm waiting 1 year to start

>>8353986
no it was a joke like "you obviously don't wanna be here"

>>8353998
i get nervous

>>8353993
since when are you an arsonist?

>>8353999
Teach your dad the word fap.

>nim's in the UK

Swiggety swooty

>>8353992
It's not that difficult to get to Buckingham Palace

>>8354001
there's actually a group of people i came out to that way though it was funny
>>8354002
same, i met some strangers on friday evening and i wanted to throw up right before. It's worth it though, don't let social anxiety dominate your life.

How is gender dysphoria different from dysmorphophobia? I think it's just it, a body dysmorphia.

>>8354004
Gets all the girls.

>>8354002
will you just meet nicole already, jeez

it's not like we're asking you to meet shakira

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Check my super cute new purse charm

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>>8353963

Yo working on 2 hours of sleep sucks

>>8354022
Good. Reap the consequences of your dumb decisions.

Damn Wanna kill myself
>>8354009
I think gender dysphoria is like a sub genre
>>8354021
>all that radiant
The fuck?
Here look how good i am:
dotabuff.com/players/38606u195/matches

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>>8354025
Mmmm it hurts so goood

>>8354010
yeah fire is interesting but I didn't knew nicole is an arsonist

>>8354032
what she meant to say is that she's an arse-on-ist

it means she likes to put her butt on things

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>>8354030
ur link aint work bb. ye i filtered by hero but i am a radiant pure gamer.

>>8354017
what's wrong with shakira?

>>8354032
Thats funny, i didnt know nicole.
>>8354038
Its just bullshit because radiant winrate is worldwide higher.
Redo: dotabuff.com/players/386067195/matches

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>>8354020
Wait you're a non-closeted weeb? I thought for sure you'd think anime was for fags! Respect <3

>>8354044
>hatsune miku
>anime
hmmmm

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>>8354043
>1.6K
my condolences. people aren't even humans at that level.

if radiant has advantage why am i 48% winrate when i get radiant 50.5% of the time :^)

>>8354009
gender dysphoria is wanting your body to be different usually something more like the opposite sex. it's not denying your body is some certain way it's just how it is makes you distressed. dysmorphia is kinda believing that something about your body is different than it actually is. so like anorexic people who think they are overweight when in reality they are dangerously underweight

>>8354035
that would be way less interesting
>>8354043
I bought a petrol lamp and just like watch it at night doing nothing else

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>>8354039
Bad music.
>>8354050
Its even more painful because i long ago decided to exclusively support. Core is just so non fun that i cant stand doing it even if it means I'll win more.
>why am i 48%
Hurr idk

>>8354022
sometimes those heart explody energy drinks make me feel a bit better. also eating like bigger lunch usually helps too idk

>>8354056
you have 55% radiant games idk why you mirin
i stopped playing core because i was sick of my map being dark and my courier not existing or walking at 30 minutes, now i play pos 5 and get ALL THE VISION.

>tfw you like LoL but only when playing against bots
>tfw MOBAs are fun but far too difficult for you

>>8354056
>Bad music
nah she likes some good stuff

>>8354047
If it looks like anime, western people are gonna think it's anime. Doesn't matter if it's some singing meme. It's a plastic Chan girl and everyone knows it's Japanese.

>>8354064
then you just have to calmly explain to them that she's a vocaloid and not an anime

in fact, you should probably do it before they even ask or comment on it

One of my coworkers is mentally handicapped. Like shes retarded. Which, props to her she isnt my most useless coworker. But she apparently got sick yesterday and left a fucking mess for me to close the store with. Because she forgot to drink water and got dehydrated.
Sigh.
I'm so sick of being the only smart person in the room. At work, When i play games. Why doesnt anyone else study or think or practice
>>8354059
I feel like I'm only ever on dire these days.
>>8354060
>lol is too hard
Oh boy.

>Tfw getting a buzzcut today

>>8354071
yikes you had 10+ dire games within the last 20 games.

For instance:
>at work
>got customers
>i start the sandwiches, coworker is supposed to put veggies on them
Beautiful, right? Things get finished quickly.
>make five sandwiches (one order lol fuck everyone)
>coworker finishes one of them
>goes to register and takes for fucking ever to ring everything up
MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICHES WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINGS. HOW IS EVERYONE SO GOOD FOR NOTHING. PULL YOUR WEIGHT FOR FUCK PULL YOUR WEIGHT. IM OVER HERE GETTING PAID 8.25 AN HOUR I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR ANYTHING PAST MY BILLS AND GROCERIES I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO BUY HAIR PRODUCT IN MONTHS, I CANT AFFORD PILLS RIGHT NOW, WHY DO I NEED TO CARRY THIS ENTIRE FUCKING STORE YOU LAZY PILE
>then takes it to register
>>8354078
Yea that sounds right. At 1.6k it doesnt make that much of a difference though.
God i dont deserve this mmr. I need coaching, i must be doing something extremely wrong to be here.

>>8354071
>>lol is too hard
>Oh boy.
Please don't bully me...

>>8354086
what did you calibrate at?

>>8354087
If its not for you its not for ypu. Bless you actually, you will never know my pain. I played two games this morning and it upset me so much that i hit myself until my ears rang and now i literally want to kill myself.
>>8354090
1.9

Nice autism culo

>>8354091
insane. i don't know what to recommend. i had to quit for two years to stop hurting myself, i dropped 700 mmr since coming back though. oops.

>>8354091
>If its not for you its not for ypu. Bless you actually, you will never know my pain. I played two games this morning and it upset me so much that i hit myself until my ears rang and now i literally want to kill myself.
I wish I could cheer you up!

>>8354004
no further question

>>8354091
>hitting yourself over a game
You should be locked up in a mental ward

>>8354091
>If its not for you its not for ypu. Bless you actually, you will never know my pain. I played two games this morning and it upset me so much that i hit myself until my ears rang and now i literally want to kill myself.
A-are you on the spectrum?

I used to play video games with my cousin, who would get REALLY mad and end up hitting himself in the head and sometimes biting the controller or the table. It later turned out he had autism.

>>8354086
I'm >>8353972
I only ever got to 2.3k but when I tried lol I couldn't get anywhere
Dota's a bit easier in that it's a bit slower most of the time, not as many split-second decisions

>>8354099
>terf shill
bye

>>8354106
They're right you know

>>8354098
You dont get it.
>>8354099
There is nothing you can tell me about anime that i dont already know, and nothing will stop me from loving (and hating) it.
>>8354100
I'm not autistic, I'm just depressed and i have severe anxiety. It's really painful to watch all of your dreams be stomped on by your reality eith nothing to do to stop it. Here i am, 22 years old, watching 16 year olds play in 20 million dollar prize pool events. And every day i get older and closer to death, knowing i will never become significant at anything i try.
Dota isnt just a game to me, its a passion that I've failed. And every game is 40 minutes long on average. I have mpre and more 70 minute games every day. Thats so much time out of my life for a love that i will never get anything back from.
>>8354104
Ur wrong but thats ok.
>>8354096
You can just let me live in your home for free so i can play games all day.

>>8354071
>tfw memory is so bad I legit forget to drink most of the time and go to bed dizzy and with a headache most nights
whoops

>>8354111
>You can just let me live in your home for free so i can play games all day.
Will I get to put my penis inside of you?

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>>8354099
>new trip
>bashing anime
>on mtfg

Really makes you think

>>8354114
I'm disgusting but if it means you'll say yes i will sell my body

heyp everyone! how are u?

I'm ok, just my tummy hurts a bit :(

>>8354111
not saying dota is slow, just that lol is faster
also my mmr is higher than yours Kappa

>>8354119
What if I can make you feel beautiful?

>>8354099
the only correlation between mtfg and anime pics is that the more anime pics and avatarfags posting anime pics there are, the worse the thread is, desu.

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>>8354132

>>8354140
:p

>>8354132
but i like elanna and phien and lots of other trips

>>8354128
Lol you can try
>>8354126
I think dota is definitely more methodical but there are many, many fast interactions. I really dont think lol compares.
>my mmr is higher than yours
Coach me

>>8354145
i do too

>>8354119
Are you working?

>>8354138
>>8354124
>>8354117


>walks into random classroom - 5th period English
>stands on desk, teacher and students confused
>pulls down pants
>hey everyone look at my butthole
>spreads ass cheeks
>shits on floor
>class ignores this.
>stamps foot
>I SAID
>>8354146
>LOOK INSIDE MY ASSHOLE

>>8354151
i don't think they make the thread worse

>>8354150
im sure you can find someone higher than 2k to coach you even for free

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>>8354144
I'm so angry! Bitcoin went up to 2300 and I panic sold at 2100! I only made 25 bucks and I should have made 200! I gotta get my credit card on deck so I can start flipping more before the bubble bursts. I haven't made half as much as I'd have liked this last week.

Plus, I'm spending it on all some adorable artist girl from the UK so she can draw my characters, so I can better market them :l I need another $300 for all ten.
I hate money.

>>8354146
But I'm not a boy. I'm a girl. Dumbass.
>>8354152
At subway for very little I'm going nowhere
>>8354159
I cant. I even paid someon on a coaching service to coach me and they ignored me.

>>8354146
>:(

i sometimes think this but then why does my dick make me feel like i'm wearing clothes when i'm not and also why do i wanna cut it off so bad etc.

>>8354157
it's a scientific fact, not an opinion. I'm sorry.
>>8354161
but it could have crashed as well! you sold for a profit at a good time an you're getting cool artwork as a return on investment.

I'd say you did preddy well

Who else drinks their own sperm after jerking off. I love cumming in my own mouth. I lay on my back and cum so hard. Who needs a bf lol

>>8354111
>you don't get it
What is there not to get?
You self harm when you lose at a stupid video game

>>8354099
>male terf
>takes blanchard seriously
>genuinely convinced anime makes people trans

this is genuinely the worst attempt at academic thinking i've seen this entire fucking year

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>>8354166
Send fiction via Google docs. I hang around reddit.com/r/DestructiveReaders sometimes they have a really interesting system worked out there for critiques so they have a tutorial I don't wanna bother reposting here just go check that place out and send me Google doc opened to anyone with link can COMMENT.

>>8354117
>causality as explained by an imbecile

also my friend knows i'm a goyle and i've told her the name i'm changing to but i asked her not to use it til i transitioned

it's getting weird tho with her only ever using my surname - should i just tell her she can use my new name when we're talkin to each other?

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>>8354169
>tfw

>>8354184
yes

>>8354179
Hi sarah ok i will - i'm in the bath atm but will do it when i get to my laptop

>>8354176
it's actually academic thinking for adults with a sixth grade education.

>>8354174
>well i think theres no merit in this so you're dumb for being upset about it
Really cleared my mind, if I'm just you then all my problems are solved.
Jk go to the pawnshop and buy yourself some empathy, douchey.

>>8354189
the guy who wrote this article was in another thread defending his ass-backwards theorising (IE starting from the conclusion and cherrypicking evidence) by citing HIMSELF as a reliable source.

>>8354168
No, I'm butthurt as fuck. I also transfered away 300 in saved coins, but I wanna sell them but I can't now I'll get raped on network and transaction fees. Only good thing is I spent 35 on pills during the price hike so thats another 20 profit. Fuck a job. Bitcoin flipping is the future of gambling memes anyway and the sharks know it. I wanna be putting 25k a day minimum into the market to get back 4k, but I only have 2.5k, and I can't start until I talk to my bank and make sure they won't arrest me or close my account even though it's legal and I gotta pay capital gains taxes now and confirm my account so I'm locked out until Tuesday because of holiday. Shit sucks. I wanna get rich quick!

>>8354188
Yeah, I might be like offline so just private message /u/Spiroisgarbage on reddit and I'll make sure I check reddit today.

>>8354191
IP snooping probably

I really wanna be in a good mood today but I woke up ready to kms

>>8354191
well you have to remember that for a shut in NEET there exists a no more reliable source than themselves.

>>8354195
Plus also thanks btw

>>8354190
>having empathy for someone who self harms because they whine for losing at a video game

>>8354097
>tfw no communist friend to talk about burning stuff

>>8354201
*kisses your forehead*

>>8354195
25k to get 4k back? that's net profit or before taxes and stuff?

>>8354195
What happens when bitcoin starts falling?

>>8354222
it already fell like $800 this week

>ywn fly out to Chicago to meet up with Emma and Grace and Jill
>ywn break out into a big smile when you realise they see you approaching
>ywn give them all big, warm hugs and introduce yourself to them
>ywn smell the deliciously fruity scents of their hair as you walk together in a group through ACEN
>ywn gently place your hand on one of their backs to help guide them into the booth you'll be eating at
>ywn accidentally brush elbows with one of them as you order your food
>ywn sit in the middle of them at be the centre of attention
>ywn watch Grace giggle as a string of delicious cheese almost drops off the pizza onto her clothes
>ywn listen to Emma bitch about how imperfect the food is and how she could do better
>ywn watch Jill awkwardly and cutely twiddle her thumbs as she stares at Emma longingly
Why was I born with this curse, brehs?

>>8354236
that's
that's very descriptive...

>>8354236
>ywn have trans friends you get along with
>>8354211
thank mom

>>8354246
I like to elongate my faps with very detailed fantasies. This one ends with raping Emma in a stairwell.

ok i told my friend to use my name but atm she's high bc her boyfriend broke up w her and hasn't been near social media for an hour so who knows when she'll acknowledge me

>>8354231
It is not falling at all. We're up at 2300 from 1400 floor. We spiked to 2700 in a bull rush, so the ceiling raised, but you don't count that as the mean. The new mean average is about 2k floor, some trading at 2.1k other at 1.9k market greatly depending. I've been timing buys all week. I did get fucked hard on etherum, I bought literally during the ceiling by literal click and confirm mistake. I thought I was buying litecoin. I lost like 70 bucks already haha.
>>8354222
At worst I break even. I was in very early for drug memes, I just wasn't in enough to get rich. :P


>>8354211
Idk that's before capital gains taxes, there is no tax on this stuff it's an unregistered unregulated market not a proper stock. It's like buying WoW gold with runescape gold. The taxes is when it hits back to USD fiat account and you need to register (or play dice) with capital gains taxes, which are pretty low if you can write it off as business endeavor and register a small LLC. I learned all this just this week so I'm kinda behind and might be misinterpreting some stuff, but I can say I am getting paid so...

>>8354254
yeah i guess i knew that, my post was kinda a fake news headline if i'm honest

We need something like elektra or oedipus but for trannies

Has anyone been to spookychan's graveyard yet

>>8354261
can't we claim elektra?

>>8354262
are they really dead?

>came out to mom recently
>can tell she keeps glancing at my chest now, as if mocking my inadequate small chest compared to hers

>>8354264
No. You want to become your mom and then kill her. Also you want to cut off your fathers balls and then marry him

>>8354260
I'm just so butthurt, I sold my coins and left too much in DNM. I gotta log into my DNM and see what's what I probably can get so much free mdma assuming the market is there and they didn't just take my shit like last time. But I can't find my flash drive for tails so I can't anon proper.

>>8354265
2spooky

>>8354262
I have! She was creepy and really got in my head though....

>>8354261
my mom was/is single and i think i might have that
i really looked up to her

>>8354269
What would cutting your dad's balls off accomplish?

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>>8354274
You could claim it is genetic to have no balls in your family and it would affirm your status as intersex.

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>>8354236
D'aww, that sounds pretty nic-
>>8354251
kek

>>8354269
wait no I thought you just meant that someone would become trans because they identified with a cross(natal)gender parent and wanted to be like them

>>8354274
You wouldn't understand the psycho analysis behind it. Trust me

>>8354274
As revenge for his ball giving upon you

>>8354269
isn't that the elektra complex, i'm kinda confused now

Thanks for helping me detransition.
Couldn't do it without you girls

>>8354296
Elektra complex is wanting to take your fathers affection for yourself and eventually emulating her. I believe the killing is an oedipus thing

>>8354299
oh i get it it's sayin i got both at once

why do his balls have to come off tho

>>8354310
Cause how else would you infuse some parental sexualization to explain the trans thing?

i want to kill my father and fuck my mother by making my father/myself into my mother, thus symbolically killing him/myself, and then fucking him/my dad/her/my mother/myself in the castrated body of my mother

>>8354317
a*p?

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>tfw bf is too good and precious for me

>>8354324
i'm several orders of magnitude lamer than your bf, date me instead

>>8354321
That's not related to parents tho.
Youd have to phrase it like. kill both parents and become your mom and dad and then marry yourself? Honestly I don't really get agp

How do I make a cute transgirl my wife?

>>8354324
Source?

>>8354331
You beat her in arms
Its the traditional tranny mating ritual
>>8354332
Souce: me

>>8354331
Ignore this post I was just messing around, but I just realised I've got £450 to spare. What should I buy?

>>8354333
For the text bubble!

>>8354337
Oh i dont know i just found it on Facebook

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>>8354334
buy a cool synthesizer
I'm saving up but its taking so long

>>8354347
I don't do music, though!

>>8354250
not your mom dork
*slaps your butt*

>>8354254
wow, so this is like you're looking to make a possible 80k per month on a 25k initial investment b4 taxes?

0_o

Pnis.
Bnis.

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>>8354331
Buy her cute stuff
Put a ring on her finger

>>8354374
What if she lives too far away, though? Putting a ring on her finger sounds great but if that finger isn't going to be wrapped around my cock later that evening it's not worth it.

ok my friend's calling me by my name now and it's very good

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>>8353889
>just masculinise for another decade it'll be fine
lmao

>>8354374
That's so effing cheap!

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>>8353889
>people transition in their mid 30s so no need to rush this (i'm 18)
Uh oh

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>be me, texting with the bf

>Me: I'm feeling dysphoric today, tell me I'm beautiful or something
>Him: Huh? Of course you're beautiful, I wouldn't have you as my phone's wallpaper if you weren't.

Oooh, I'm keeping this one.

>>8354408
yeah that's a keeper
>>8354401
i know!
im gonna buy it whenever it comes out i am hype

>>8354408
I'll masturbate to your pictures if that'll help. Congrats on getting a keeper, though. You're a very lucky girl and I'm sure he's an even luckier man!

>>8353922
>>8353931
Sounds kinda agp

>>8354425
what are you agphobic or something

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>>8354408
Oh hey, you're that girl from /vr/. Play anything fun lately?

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>>8354123
Too much cum last night anon?

>>8354429
No just maybe not something you wanna share with parents.

>>8354408
Horkhork

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>>8354415
>>8354404
>>8354398
this is what scares me the most
what do i do if my psych doesn't let me go on hrt other than kms

>>8354450
Do you have a job? Move out, self-medicate

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Wew, bro and father finally gone.
That was a stressful weekend.
And oh god I almost cried due to dysphoria yesterday... I'm actually surprised how much my father calling me 'my big boy' affected me lol.
And god seeing my brother remembered me why I'm taking girl pills.

>>8354436
Mighty Final Fight on NES.

I had no idea there was a Final Fight game on NES, and it's actually pretty good. I think I like it better than the Double Dragon games.

I've also been playing Shovel Knight. The new Specter of Torment DLC is amazing.

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>>8353889
>>are you more into boys or girls or neither?
LOL, I hate this so much.

Being a guy is for boys, transitioning to female is for MEN

>>8354454
Ssssoundsss sssssuckyyy

Pol told me mtf are honorary women, like japanese were honorary aryans.
How do you feel about that?

>>8354464
>but which do you prefer
Reasonable question, the VAST majority of bisexuals lean one side

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>>8354476
>How do you feel about that?

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>>8353935
>this whole thing reminds me of cringey hobbies i used to obsess over in the past.

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*adds to cart*

>>8354469
>>8354451
yea but isn't that risky?

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>>8354450
where do you live?

self-med if you have to, find an informed consent doctor if you can

>>8354476
do i get a free gun?

>>8354487
Italy
>>8354488
do i have to give out my personal info regarding height, weight, ecc... for that?

>>8354485
lol

friend has pus boil on boob size of a nickel, has had smaller one before. how serious and what should she do about it?

>>8354489
according to a quick google search you should try looking for "DISEM" in Messina or something? i'm canadian though so i don't really know anything about anything

>>8354236
come next year yo

>>8354251
DEFINITELY come next year

i want to forget politix and be a good grill
lets go burn down the crown

>>8354484
this doesn't make sense >:(

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>when you give it your all to a transgirl you met at a book store and she cheats on you and then calls you about it a day later and says that she regrets it

Why do it then you stupid bitch?

>>8354513
you never give anyone your 100%, dork.

>>8354484
No one hung in the gnome strong hold other than my brother and his meme high agility that kid used to pk so many people just by knowing the rs map and short cuts.

>>8354513
Giving a trans girl anything is a dumb idea, we're all filled to the brim with personality disorder traits. The ones who pretend not to have that problem are super boring.

>>8354485
Republicans saved America its a true story.

im so sad and alone and no one cares

>>8354518
Why not?
>>8354529
Do I never fulfill them 100% and keep them on a leash instead?
>>8354530
Nice community you have here.

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>>8354536
I'm not into mentally ill men.

>

>>8354529
>Republicans saved America
*Republicans saved America^ for their corporate overlords and to make more money for their selves.

fix'd :3

>>8354497
just found a list of italian hospitals that are apparently good at following people that want to transition and the DISEM in Messina is one of them
Thanks a lot for the help!

>>8354543
>tranny calling a male mentally ill

>>8354536
>on a leash
yeah pretty much
literally

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>>8354545
good luck anon, and always remember that self-med is an option if nobody wants to help you

don't transition at 28 like me

>>8354513
>giving your all to a dumb slut
you didn't know her like this until now, but this is a sign to forget about her and walk away

Roughly what age is a gender transition a gender "transition"?

>>8354536
you have to hold back and keep some mystery or else, what's the point of being with someone who's just stagnant and doesn't have any new tricks?

also, she's probably sorry about hurting your feelings and not sorry about the ultra mind shattering fuck with the guy with the 10 inch cock gave her.

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>>8354550
Having extra cash to spend is nice, are you jealous? Pic related is me by the way, if you wanted to pretend you aren't jealous.

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>>8354560
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;-;

>>8354560
This makes me want to continue self harm

>>8354552
>not transitioning at 37
it's like you want pass and stuff

>>8354564
Keep trying to hurt me but the only one who is going to be hurt is you, the only other replies are confirming that I'm pretty.

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>>8354560
10/10 would mate with girlish dick pee hole.

>>8354557
Largely depends. As young as 16 - 18 my face was fucked. Thankfully, I'm of very petite stature so I got to hold off and repress until 24. But like I said, face is fucked. Others have a girly face until like 30 but grow to be 6"8. Really depends can't pin it. I'd say if you repress any later than puberty, like once you've hit deep masculization (step after puberty) you can't unwind the clock.

>>8354565
Dont do that.

>>8354564
>t. jealous hon>>8354565

>>8354569
>pretty
On the outside maybe.

>>8354570
Too late

>>8354575
I think you look fine but yes I'm a jealous hon

>>8354576
Keep projecting.

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I've been cleaning for an hour and a half
This project is worse than I expected
At least I can probably achieve presentable level for my friend tomorrow!

>>8354581
please fuck me

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>>8354561
well i have a gf from here, and yesterday on the way to the store i got a
>*guy steps in front of me as we both try to squeeze through a 1-person gap in the same direction on the sidewalk*
>*only looks back halfway*
>"sorry dude"
>*does a double take*
>"oh my bad, sorry ma'am"
but i also get misgendered from time to time
it's been 21 months so we'll see how far i can get i guess

>>8354568
>not transitioning at 55

>>8354579
but you're clearly coming here to be conspicuously-above other people or to just meanpost

>>8354579
The fact that you feel the need to have the last word shows how insecure you really are. Go ahead, try not replying. I dare you.

>>8354580
This thread is definitely not a hugbox. It's a bunch of groupie trannies that try to push anyone out that they don't like.
>>8354585
Are you stupid? He or she started attacking my looks so I had to put him in his place.

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My desk is mostly clean and organized now! There's still a lot to do but I haven't actually worked on my desk in a long time
So much dust!

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>>8354595
see you say that but then i follow the comment chain back an additional 1 reply

>>8354591
thanks anon, i hope you turn out alright too
italyanon?
and it was really hard, my whole life has been kind of horrible in a way that didn't become apparent until i looked back on it... i was clearly trans or at the very least very fucking behaviourally girly from an early age, but my family helped repress me from before puberty, and once i moved out i didn't know what to do except smoke a shitload of weed and excise myself from society and friends for almost a decade

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>tfw anon fight and nobody can tell anons apart from each other

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>>8354599
meanwhile i've basically devolved into this ever since sertii left because i've been rendered utterly nonfunctional at everything that isn't "writing things for uni"

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>>8354607
I mean, the work I'd been doing on my room before was extremely slow because I'm pretty content to treat myself poorly, but now that I have a friend coming over I would feel ashamed to subject themselves to my self hate.

>>8354585
that's my actual age when I started hormones >:(

>>8354602
Wait, how have you been here since 2014 and not even be 2 years hrt.
And be messing around with tetra since 2016

>>8354605
I might try a pokemon tattoo next. I kinda want a sigilyph and a mareep playing together. Pokemon was a huge part of my early development. Countless (literally the clock time to 999) hours on all those games. I would trade pokemon cards in preschool so when I hit grade school I had all the extremely rare cards and shiny cards in a binder. The skills translated over perfectly to 10th grade magic the gathering card trading and I had a ton of awesome decks with custom art I'd done and shiny cards id traded for and then some white kid stole it. Fucking whites.

>>8354602
Just saw you were on and wanted to thank you for recommending me cowboy bepop and angel egg, have watched both now, really enjoyed them ^^

>>8354601
>>8354602
Yes, where he called me not pretty.

>>8354609
I actually did a very thorough cleaning of my room when Sertii came over because I wasn't going to let her see my Shame. So, yeah, I get you.

>>8354607
senti goes here?

>>8354500
Only if I get to rape you, too.

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>tfw only Sass has rare valqs
>including lewds and dupes

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I hate being trans

>>8354615
Other styles you might enjoy of high quality: Samurai champloo, attack on titan, death note, psychopass, ghost in the shell.

Or to with some like inuyasha, trigun, yuyuhakashu. I'm not a fan of an of those, but they're the same era as beep Bop

>>8354614
how many tattoos do you have?

>>8354625
Trigun is the shiiiit

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>>8354627
1. I plan to get a black and blue night flower next on my ankle, and after that the one I mentioned. And I also want THE GREAT SPIRITUAL HUMMINGBIRD OCTOPUS DRAGON as a whole thigh and ass.

>>8354617
That pic feels relevant to when, a short while after I told my parents I was trans, they wanted to talk with me...that consisted of my dad saying stuff like "You have mega wide shoulders, no hips, a completely masculine body and a mannish face, that won't change no matter how many damn hormones you stuff your face with!" and my mom interrogating me about my childhood + life to find out when I had been molested because something like that had to happen for me to be like this :/

>>8354236
>wanting to spend time with a known sociopath that makes others humiliate and harm themselves for his pleasure

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>>8354625
Inuyasha is fucking awesome!

>>8354623
>tfw sass gets rare valqs because the bitch ain't no snitch

>>8354634
Obviously your mother knows the power of losing to cock.

She knows you cant lose if you never played the game.

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>>8354611
sorry anon, you know i don't mean it like that

>>8354613
i don't remember tripping until early 2015, and part of the reason i remember that is because splatoon came out that summer and i was living solo in an apartment with my cats
i was anon-ing around for a year and a half before that, and during that time i was trying to get help from CAMH because i didn't know what else to do, and got put on a year-long waiting list for what i later found out was a blanchard-tier gatekeeping style of "trans help"
once i realised this, i turned straight suicidal, and if it weren't for tetra i would have jumped in front of a subway on august 31st 2015
she was the one who told me that a trans doctor with a previously-mississauga-only catchment area had recently moved to downtown toronto literally one block away from me and had no waiting list because of the move, so i went there 2 weeks later (after chickening out once about a week in) and told the doctor about myself resulting in me kind of breaking down crying in front of him
i started blockers 2 weeks later, july 14th, and estrogen on september 1st

she literally saved my life, and then turned out to be the most amazing girl i've ever known in person six months later

>>8354615
>enjoying angel's egg
literally how? bebop is great though, tetra and i are watching it through periodically

>>8354618
you came here to post a pic of you looking cis in order to make others feel bad and it's very blatant

>>8354642
>blanchard-tier gatekeeping
Actually Blanchard says AGPs should transition.

>>8354642
I didn't post anything until someone tried to make fun of me for having a pass.

>>8354645
>feeling the need to defend yourself for having a pass
Oh no they insult your 4chan pass you poor baby

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>>8354645
>having a pass

>>8354643
a) well fuck me did he really?
b) even then, i got pushed back on the wait list after the year anyway, so suicide was inevitable without tetra's help

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>>8354642
Well then.
Thank goodness she was around.
At any rate, welcome back to internet emotional hell

>>8354638
I wish I could remember when I lost to cock, then, must have been really fucking good for me to wish to be the other gender ? :^)
>>8354625
I have already read the manga of some of those and enjoyed that ^^
But I will check the rest out, thanks !

>>8354652
You should ask your mom what it was like when she was a little boy

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>>8354650
>2014
well shit
i mean, i remember having a nichijou folder and using it a lot back then, i have a memory sequence of my anime meme subfolder expanding with series-based subfolders starting early 2014... i guess i was working out my name a year beforehand too
does that make me trutrans?

>>8354649
>well fuck me did he really?
He didn't say it unequivocally but he said some should. It wasn't a blanket they never should, like the gatekeepers that people call Blanchard style. They aren't.

Breathe out slow. Easy on the come down.
Just go home.
Easy on the come down
Easy on the come down it'll all turn around. Lah la la LA la. LA LA LA!

Sarah....watashiwa Sarah. Kohaidesunayha Sarah nohamei blah blah I don't Japanese-yaahhh


https://clyp.it/u1kglyky

I'm getting kinda okay at this now. It does what I want sorta well. If only I was as good at voice as I am at pretending I'm good at guitar D;

>>8354642
Angels egg was...hmmm...different a more surrealistic and weird experience than cowboy bepop. But the themes that it had was interesting to say the least, and fun to speculate and read into the purpose of the different weird stuff :)

>>8354636
>>wanting to spend time with a known sociopath that makes others humiliate and harm themselves for his pleasure
Emma? Proof?

>>8354660
Oh!, wish I had thought of that :(
Now I am planning on cutting contact and might never know :/

>>8354620
I CLEANED IT UP BEFORE SHE CAME OVER OK

>>8354677
oh sertii i thought you said senti, some r9k loser

>>8354668
https://clyp.it/k1yj1upr

wow, i was in the bath for 3 and a half hours

>>8354662
I mean, youre still here and not enforcing trans stereotypes.
So
Yah

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>>8354663
i guess i felt like he would presume i wasn't trutrans enough to transition without some undefined period of analysis beforehand, and that would have sent me over the edge just as badly

i felt absolutely hopeless either way

>>8354669
it's neat yeah, but very much an intellectual experience, as a piece of film it's intellectual to a fault and is just boring to watch without excessive amounts of thinking about it to take you out of it
what other anime are you into?

>>8354687
i'm me™
how r u

>>8354696
Surprisingly self aware for a tranny.
Hbu
Also, afraid of male affection

>>8354633
ooooooh that's nice colors!

I want to get a tree of life with flowers blooming in place where the sephira on my back.....I might have to design it or at least sketch it out first.

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>>8354683
I don't sound like that delete this!

>>8354702
Yeah I drew it in a panic attack fueled by fear or first tattoo, knowing my first choice was bad and having to redo it last second, and a ton of weed

>>8354696
Not much :/ Little Witch Academia is probably my favorite ^^
I mostly read manga, Berserk, One Piece, Tower of God and then a lot of finished mangas I can't remember the names of, but I recoginze after a few chapters, having them recommend to read from somewhere :/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13060025

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>>8354706
https://clyp.it/0gmhgbx1

>>8354718
you do look like a "mike" i think

>>8354718
Thats really fucking dumb.
Also
Why are you picking from boring gross white pasty neckbeard names

>>8354642
i h8 u lmao

>>8354701
why are you afraid of male affection? (besides rape and violence and superior strength)

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>>8354737
Thatsprecisely y

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>>8354718
>detrans
see you in 2 weeks

>>8354701
i am nothing if not deathly aware of the ways i fail as a human
>afraid
if you're not distasteful of them you should find one, but if you are you're les

>>8354712
never seen it desu, what is it like?
i can't into manga, it's too expensive and non-physical books lose my attention quickly because all sorts of internet and games are just a couple clicks away
have you watched steins;gate?

>>8354737
<3

>>8354729
I never posted my face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8354730
What name do you think would be better?

>>8354744
I've been off hrt for a month now though I have to T shots now because I was stupid to have a orchi

>>8354670
awful person desu

Wow I legitimately cannot do a female voice. :( I keep trying. Where the fuck is Zhea?

>>8354745
Trythantium
>>8354744
Im kinda married to a transgirl
Also
Men are like super creepy b/c i know exactly whats running through their heads when they blurt out some shit about do i have a bf. And how their body is reacting

>>8354751
being a cunt somewhere

>>8354749
does T really make you feel better?

>>8354756
cute

>>8354751
https://clyp.it/kcmndfwz

>>8354744
Oh its mostly lighthearted fun! :D Makes me feel good when I am in a sad mood :(
Oh!, yea i can see distractions on the pc can be a problem :/ I just mostly focus on one thing if I get absorbed into it, and lose myself :) Have that experience with a lot of video games, books, manga and anime :)
No I have not watched steins;gate ? :O

>>8354756
Something that won't get me laughed at

>>8354760
It doesn't

>>8354760
No
>>8354765
Musclefucktyrannosaur3

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Great, more fake relatives. Some weird lady showed up when I was practicing voice, like I'm out back and she comes outside and wants shake my hand and talks to me like I'm a fucking 5 year old. I didn't get her name because I don't care and I'm stonned like bitch like I don't care if you're my "cousin" you're like 60 and you talk like a fucking retard. I'm transgender, not fucking mentally ill.

Fuck this, I'm going to the cemetery...

>>8354769
that's rude

>>8354762
!!!!eciov lrig tseb sah qlaV

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>>8354763
steins;gate is top 10 all time, it's right there beside bebop
watch it and i swear to god if the banana thing doesn't hook you i'm going to wonder about your taste
also one episode is basically guaranteed to make you cry if you're trans, but it's about 10 episodes in

>>8354765
>It doesn't
so why the fuck are you detransitioning?

>>8354768
sounds cute

>>8354769
https://clyp.it/cmtn4khf

>>8354774
>>8354777
Bitch, you dont even know what i sound liek>>8354779

>>8354777
Don't want to be a hon

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>>8354782
is that the deepest you can go?

>>8354783
neither do i but being a hon is still better than flooding my circulatory system with a hormone that directly tells me to die

>>8354791
Dis actualy boyvoice
https://clyp.it/2n4nydv4

i opened those voice links expecting a girl voice

can none of you do one

>>8354803
Its the weekend
Only on weekdays

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>>8354803
https://clyp.it/r2qfqy5r
I might as well be Valqs meme voice D;

>>8354819
cool i am proud of you

what does it mean if i can't do a deep voice but people tell me i sound like a girl and i cant do a girl voice