/gaygen/ Gay General: Cats and Dogs Edition

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Dog person, but still love cats.

Versatile because its awesome.

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>>8311426
Both. I grew up with both(in the country at the end of a gravel road that people would constantly dump their unwanted pets on) and get along with both equally well. Whenever I have one, I miss the other, so as soon as I get my shit together enough for a house with a yard I'm getting a few of both.

Verse.

Neither. But if I'd have to pick, cat. Honest choice, reptiles.

Bottom (of the barrel)

>>8311426
So cute. Best gen ever.

>>8311568
Ew

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guy with zero stamina bf here, I don't know how much more of this I want
>get together
>he can't bottom because of his sickness
fine, I have a small dick anyway
>he can't blow me off without using teeth
uh fine, more time to suck his delicious dick instead. and teeth doesn't matter as much if he goes beyond my dickhead
>initially think he's a great kisser, but later realize he gives little effort into it as if drunkkissing and again uses TEETH
fine, he's still a decent kisser and I can do the effort
>before testing ourselves
>can't stay hard fucking me and he blames condom
fine, let's test us and do it rubberless
>bareback
>he gets exhausted from fucking me before he cums and we often resort to me riding him
okay, well at least I can get fucked some now
>he finds a position he doesn't get exhausted from, spoonfucking and him lying down
>he's able to cum from just fucking me for the first time
whoa great, well I probably worried for nothing
>he manages to cum from sidefucking me a second time
>third time he GOES SOFT AGAIN, tries other positions and gets exhausted
fucking hell
>everytime he fails fucking me we just end up finishing jerking off while kissing
>today
>he wakes me up by slowly humping me while spooning with a hardon
>nice, a wakeup fuck
>I drop my pants and softly hump back
>grab the lube on the desk and apply it to his dick
>he says "what are you doing..?"
>I reply "huh, what do you think?
>he says "no uh, I just wanted to cuddle"
fuck
ing
hell

to me he just feels like a glorified jerkoff buddy. I've grown a bit attached to him but I don't know if I should have to deal with this.
what do you think?

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>>8311426
I preffer doggy desu

>>8311574
Sex is not everything... Try something more exciting, satisfy his fantasy or something. Kinky sex?

>>8311574
Bitch, you were going to let him fuck you without you both showering and douching.
Skanky bitches ITT.

He can't maintain an erection because he's not relaxed.
He needs to find whatever will relax him. I'd advise drugs but this is gaygen so you're probably against that.
Invest in viagra or dump him is your only solution.

>>8311574
he sounds overweight and/or out of shape
does he exercise at all?

>>8311587
I don't think he's too into 'weird' stuff if you can call it that, he even denied me when I asked him to sit on my face for me to cum and I think that's pretty vanilla
>>8311589
>Bitch, you were going to let him fuck you without you both showering and douching.
don't recall this

>He can't maintain an erection because he's not relaxed.
I dunno, we've been together for about 3 months, feels like that shouldn't be a problem anymore. I suggested him a cockring for the erection problem but he just laughed it off. dunno if he can take viagra with his other meds for his condition.
Leaning towards a dump imo. Never done it before though so dunno how to do it properly other than not to do it on the phone.
thanks for you insight
>>8311603
He is really out of shape and a bit fat. I'm not however and have tried taking him to the gym on numerous occasions, but he flat out refuses every time because "it would be awkward for me".
Pretty recently he claims to try losing weight by diet, but I went shopping with him today and he bought like 5 packs of Oatly which was part of his diet so I don't know about that....

>>8311574
Get him into cardio.

Cats for me.
Meow.

>>8311617
dumpa fettot bara

>>8311617
>He is really out of shape and a bit fat.
I knew it.
>he flat out refuses every time
Of course.

Sounds like my ex boyfriend.
Honestly, just dump him... or say you want to be "friends" and you can hang out and fool around every now and then. But trust me, this guy(and guys like him) is all kinds of pain in the ass baggage you don't want to tie yourself down with.
As long as he's with you "cuddling" and feeling comfortable he will never change, and even without that he's still very unlikely to change. And the whole fucking time you're going to be unsatisfied and wasting all your effort on "fixing him".
It's just never going to happen. Untangle yourself from this mess so you can meet a mentally and physically healthy person who actually want's to be in a real relationship and isn't a fat sack of selfish crap who gives a shit about whether or not you are also satisfied.

Honestly, you don't even have to be mean or make it a big deal. Just slide him over into FWB territory and move on.

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>>8311426
Dogs are the best.

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>>8311623
I have tried multiple times
>>8311638
det lutar åt det, men vet inte hur man gör på ett bra sätt
>>8311649
Looks like you're right.... appreciate this, thanks

>>8311670
>det lutar åt det, men vet inte hur man gör på ett bra sätt
*ring ring* "du är för fet för ett fuck, tala aldrig med mig eller min pojkfitta någonsin igen" *klick*

>>8311617
Did you have sex before you dated?
If you didn't you've proved me right that you should only date someone you've fucked before.

He isn't relaxed, the fact he can get an erection means it's not blood flow to his dick.
I bet if he got high he'd be able to fuck for hours.

>>8311617
Dumping someone is easy. Just sit down with him and tell him calmly that you don't think the two of you should be together any more. If he presses you for a reason tell him something vague and slightly off the truth, like "I just don't think we're going in the same directing in our lives." If that doesn't work and he wants you to be more specific, then just lay the truth on him. Rip the band-aid off fast and just tell him that you're leaving him because he is fat and sexually boring, and makes no serious efforts to improve himself. You're tired of waiting around for him to clean up his act and going to find someone who has their life together.

>>8311670
I was with my ex for 2 years. He never changed, it just got worse. By the end he didn't even want to jerk off together. And he was constantly doing random diets and joining gyms and only going 3 times at most... and then ordering a ton of fast food and drinking giant bottles of wine..
I wish I had ended it at 3 months, because he eventually drug me down with him. I finally dumped him and just recently lost the 50lbs I gained with his help.

My ex had a LOT of problems I just ignored, but if your guy isn't quite so fucked up, maybe being out of a relationship will be enough motivation to get better?

>>8311657
Objective truth

If I keep losing weight,get some good muscle,shave my head and grow my beard I could be a solid 5/10.

>>8311681
kek
>>8311701
we first met on a tinder date which ended in a sleepover with fucking, then with the condom excuse (scroll up), and we just kept seeing each other after that
>>8311708
thanks. to make it nothing personal, kid, I'm considering something of the lines of that I didn't really like the bf thing (he knows he's my first bf)
>>8311712
it's not THAT bad, but it's not what I expected from a relationship

Yaoi fag where you at

>>8311426
Like both but if I had to choose it would be cat. Bottom.

>>8311817
sorry I converted him to baraism

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>>8311778
attractiveness ratings are not objective
they are subjective for each person answering
while you should always try to look your best and be the best you you can be, you are not supposed to actually be attracted to yourself, regardless of what any narcissist claim
if you want to attract someone right for you, then being the person you want to be is the only way to do it, since the person who is the best for you would be attracted to the best you
there is someone(several someones) out there who would be attracted to you just as you are now, but they would not be the best for you, because you are not at your best

if you end up being so much the person you want to be that you would consider yourself a 10/10, then the only person who is right for you, is yourself.

>>8311855
But us fags are AAP so we morph ourselves into the men we want to fuck.
Basically, shut up.

>>8311426
Dogs of course.
Vers of course.

>>8311935
>but muh alphabet soup tumblrology

leave your house

Fat people who lose weight never really look all that much better. Why do they even bother? I mean you already ruined your body you might as well live with it.

>>8311426

I don't like either.

Bottom Trash

>>8311965
>appearance is more important than health

you're the reason people hate gays

>>8311976
>implying its not the truth

I never had those opinions before until i entered the "community"

>>8311965
>Fat people who lose weight never really look all that much better
lol wrong

>>8311997
>loose skin is attractive

>>8311950
I haven't used tumblr since 2011.

>>8311976
It is though.
I'd rather be hot with cancer than fat and ugly without it desu.

>>8311982
>i wasn't stupid until i wanted to fit in with other stupid people

a bunch of stupid people agreeing with each other doesn't make the stupid shit they think "truth"

>>8312002
>everyone gets loose skin
>having loose skin doesn't look better than being a fucking hamplanet

>>8312008
I'd rather you have cancer too, anon.

>>8312010
t. Ugly person who hasn't experienced the world outside of his bedroom.

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>>8311426
Cats are obviously the best.
Dogs are too needy and require too much walking and poop disposal.
My cat doesn't even need a litterbox: He just tells me when he wants to go outside by standing at the door.

>>8312024
>only ugly people think I'm stupid

I doubt that.

>>8312011

My whole thing is why bother when they try to look good? It's clear that if they aren't rich or receive some type of hand out they will never look normal.

You're telling me this guy doesn't secretly hate himself every time he looks into a mirror. Its a dammed if you do and dammed if you don't thing. They hate themselves either way is my true point.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKDteQ3FIQ

>>8311965
kind of true, especially if they have fat stretch marks

>>8312036
>You're telling me this guy doesn't secretly hate himself every time he looks into a mirror. Its a dammed if you do and dammed if you don't thing. They hate themselves either way is my true point.
>why look better when you can look worse
great post faglord

>>8311855
I can't have the body I want. I'm blocky,hairy, balding and masc bodied in general. I can't wear cute clothes, jewelry or make up. I want to be a thin pretty femboy but I'm just not built for it.

I don't know what the best me really is.

>>8312036
>>8312037

If the only metric which you evaluate the quality of other people's lives is by whether or not you want to fuck them, then your opinion could not be more worthless.
No one with any amount of self-respect cares what a vapid whore thinks.

>>8312052

I'm not a vapid whore. I'm speaking as a guy who is fat.

>>8312066
Being fat causes hormone imbalances which make you fucking retarded.
Lose weight so you can be sane and the self-respect you need to stop giving a fuck about what vapid whores think of your body.

>>8312066
So you're justifying staying fat because you think you won't look better if you lose weight?
Bitch, you will.
I think loose skin can be helped with exercise.
It definitely can be with surgery.

>>8312080
>surgery

Again who is paying for that because i sure as fuck can't afford it.

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>>8311657
If you fuck someone who wears that you WILL die from some sort of infection.

Just like these

>>8312076

meh.

>>8312088
Wiz. Just off yourself, hon.
You really have no hope.

>>8312103
I really hate when men over the age of... 21 wear this shoes.

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>>8312051
Why not work with what you have?
Why is it always the Orcs that want to be Faeries?
I'm the opposite.
I literally look like a girl and I wish I were more manly.

>>8312113

There are other fat guys here besides him you know that right?

>>8312113

Why am i being dragged into this? Those surgeries are a ton of money and a lot of people can't afford them and i have you know that i was exercising with a gym bro although it was only one day sadly.

>>8312120
Sure Wiz.

>>8312157
How many burgers did you eat that one day?

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>>8312175

Burgers? I just had what i normally had for dinner. Two tacos. Cutting is easy this time seeing as I'm not starving myself to death.

Also

>gays here act like looks aren't everything

Let's be real here boys, how many of you guys are going to date a 3 or 4 outta 10?

>>8312188
So you're not actually trying to lose weight.
What is with fat people thinking they can lose weight by exercising?
Exercise tones your muscles, it really doesn't make you lose weight unless you're doing an insane amount of it.
Fucking stop eating tacos.
Have salmon and salad with olive oil.
Jesus

>>8312200

What part of "I'm cutting" don't you understand.

I'm well below my calorie intake for each day. I speak with people who actually lift weights and they have assured me that I'm doing fine. Those tacos are stuffed with chicken, not red meat dummy.

I already lost 28lbs so far.

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>>8312188
news flash: different people have different tastes/preferences. Even IF "looks were everything" different people would have different opinions on what "looks" they preferred or were important to them.

I really don't get why this is SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND for so many fucking retards out there, but just because YOU get grossed out/turned off by something DOES NOT MEAN that EVERYONE ELSE feels the same way.

I honestly don't give a flying fuck about stretch marks as long as the guy is healthy. I'm sure there are some guys out there who even have some strange kink where they get turned on by stretch marks.

The world takes all sorts, for fucks sake.. get the hell out of your fucking bubble.

>>8312238

Oh i know that others have different tastes. Hell there are people out there that are even attracted to me... (for the wrong reasons) but i don't want to be attractive for them. I want to be attractive to others.

I'm not in a bubble mate. I'm just going off of what i have seen in the past 4 years.

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>>8311426
I like both but I do lean slightly toward doggies
and more of a top I guess but idk

>>8312103
they're a bit gauche
I was thinking about getting a pair of those all star converse, they're not seen the same way are they?

>>8312208
It's not just about calories, it's the type of food.
If you want to lose weight don't fucking touch carbs.

>>8312320

If you feel like sending me money to fund this no carb life style then be my guest.

I never go over my carb limit for the day and track everything i do on myfitnesspal. Sure they could be lower but at the moment that just isnt possible.

>>8312337
Wtf?
You don't need to be rich to cut out carbs.
Buy fucking frozen or canned vegetables if you can't afford fresh.
You really can't use poverty as an excuse to not eat carbs, especially when you're trying to lose weight and shouldn't be eating much anyway.

But good on you for losing 24lbs. How long did it take?

>>8312359

Like 2 months i think.

>>8312320
I just lost 50lbs from only counting calories and doing light exercises everyday.

If someone just want's to lose weight it really is just about calories.

>>8312423

How long did that take? I have a really long way to go before i even hit the half way point on my goal.

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>tfw no /fa/ bf

Do you guys prefer cut or uncut?

>>8312524
I don't mind either but I prefer the one where the frenelum is intact and I know he's enjoying himself more because of it

>>8312371
We'll done, Wiz. You're trying to fix yourself.
But cut out the carbs.

>>8312423
So true. It's a con from the fitness industry that exercise makes you lose weight.
People go to the gym for an hour but gorge themselves all fucking day.
And the government is irresponsible too by insinuating that exercise is equal to dieting when it comes to weight loss.

>>8312563
I'm a god damn virgin so I hope you don't mind me asking what a frenelum does when it comes to lewd?

>>8312580
frenelum is the most sensitive spot on the benor, right below the tip on other side of the gland. would be a shame if someone were to cut it away from you when you're a helpless infant, no?
before cutfags come sperging, yes, the frenelum is apparently kept intact in some cases of circumcision but not all.

>>8312524
Idc I don't like penises.

>>8312602
:thinking:
>>8312595
Oh, neato.
Kek, I take it that you're uncut?

>>8312610
Yes, god bless

>>8311426
More cat than dog.
I'd probably prefer to bottom, although I'd stick it in if I must.

Dog, Bottom
>>8312611
Also an American, yea?
If so then that's uncommon

>>8312617
no, and robbing babies of their penis for some free stem cells are not very common in my country

>>8312444
It took me about 6-7 months. I started at the end of september.
I got worried I was losing too fast and kinda slowed it down a bit at the end.
I'm still slowly losing weight actually I just stopped dieting/counting calories because I guess my stomach shrank or something since now my appetite is nothing compared to what it used to be and I have to remind myself to eat most of the time, and I prefer to eat as healthy as possible so it's not even worth the effort of doing the math..
I was up to 198, and when I weighed myself this morning I was 140... so I guess its actually almost 60lbs lost... damn.

I just used http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html, and set it at "little or no exercise" so that any exercise I did would be a bonus, and kept it a little below what it said I should eat for 1lb lost a week.. and I recalculated it after every 5-10 lbs or so so I was sure to always be eating less than I needed to maintain... and I got really obsessively militant about counting EVERY SINGLE CALORIE, and rounding most of them up to the nearest 10 to make up for any I might have missed.. and I NEVER took a cheat day until the end when I was worried I was losing too much too fast... and I even counted the calories on cheat days anyway to make sure I didn't go over more than a couple hundred calories...

It was a real pain in the ass(and gut) at first, but after a few weeks I got used to it.. then it just went by like a breeze. I still keep forgetting the weight is gone until I stand up without any effort, or catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and its like.. wtf? how the hell did that happen?

Would you take a bf that's allergic to cats?

>>8312620
Oh, huh.
'Cause I'm Murican and also uncut. Which means that I'm a unicorn of sorts?
>>8312629
Hopefully, as this idiot is allergic to cats

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I'm a dog person. Pic related, it's my dog. A cat is never going to jump up and come to me smiling like my dog does.

I'm a bottom. Like, tie me up and make me your sex doll kind of bottom. I can not be a top.

>>8312632
Which idiot?

>>8312639
Sorry about it being sideways. I rotated it. Don't know why it still uploaded like that.

>>8312644
Because you rotated it, but didn't save it. Dummy.

>>8312524
it's such a ridiculously unnecessary practice

>>8312639
>A cat is never going to jump up and come to me smiling.

my cat did.. i miss him...
they're not all aloof cunts.. some of them are really affectionate and playful.

>>8312643
Me
>>8312639
Give pats to dog
>>8312652
I think so, yeah. Seem unnecessary

>>8312649
I did save it though. It's vertical when I open it on my computer now.

>>8312655
Will you be my daddy?

>>8312653
Cats can grin? My dog legit smiles.
>>8312655
I gave him pats. and he decided to lay on top of me.

My cat jumped off the balcony today. ;_;

>>8312664
Hah! Jokes on you, I'm a submissive faggot.
>>8312669
Post more pic please.

>>8312579

I suppose.

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>>8312676
He scrunches up his face when he sleeps.

>>8312685
This is adorable
What is dogs name?

>>8312675
are they ok?

>>8312690
Lex. I'll try to get a pic of him smiling. It's my favorite thing. I'll come home after a bad day to him smiling and it really cheers me up.

>>8312701
Lex like Luther?
Yes, dogs are the best thing ever, too pure for us humans

>>8312696
Yeah, but I think he's suicidal. It's his second time.

>>8312707
Yeah. Almost exactly like that. Just way cuter.

>>8312669
>My dog legit smiles.
My dog smiled only when it was about to vomit on the carpet.

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>>8312722
I know, I love all dog.
Here's a pic of my pup, pip.

>>8312730
He looks retarded.

>>8312750
He actually is

>>8312728
I'm so glad my dog doesn't do that, because he would vomit every time somebody came home.
>>8312730
Aw. Dogs with sweaters are like the most adorable little things.

This is a dog thread now.

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own doggo rate thread? who has the gayest doggo?

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>>8312758

>>8312749
Oh my gosh. Pet your dog for me. That's too cute.

Dog threads please
>>8312756
He is adorable
His name is Pippin (named after the first play that my momma and dad went to together as a couple) and he is 10 years old! Half my age!
>>8312762
>>8312758
Looks like a sassy lil girlie

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>>8312765
he's a poor boy doggo with a heart condition. he does look sassy though.

>>8312772
Give him pats cause he's such a trooper!

He's a sassafras, sasquatch even!

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Why is everybody else's dogs so small?

>>8312788
Because big dogs are gross.

I'm not posting mine, I'm scared of being doxed.

>>8312804
How are big dogs gross? How is somebody going to dox you with a pic of your dog?

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>when you can tell a gay relationship isn't going to last long because one of them has very different partner ideals
>tfw you catch their break up mess on insta

>>8312814
Because they're ugly and slobbery.
Idk. How did they dox me with a picture of me? It's the same thing

>>8312861
Link the instas plz

>>8312875
Nah, the drama is all mine. You'll just dox me if I link anyways~

>>8312892
Bitch.
I'm not autistic I don't care enough to dox you.
I just love insta drama.

>>8312861
Relationship drama, always entertaining.
Even when it's someone you care about.
Sometimes that makes it even better.

>>8311657
i need a source

>>8312116
There really isn't much to work with. Everyone tells me the same thing, become a buff,bald, bearded man.
Pretty ,thin guys get so many more options.

>>8312875
My dog isn't ugly. He is slobbery though.
If you have social media they probably found your account by searching the image. That won't happen with the dogs. You can image search any of the pictures of dogs here and all google will give you is results for 'dog' or 'pet'.

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>>8312949
I think buff bald bearded men are hot and pretty thin guys are a turn off.
But that's probably because I'm a homosexual and I like men.

I think gay men who want to be girly are probably just closet trannies, and gay men who want to fuck girly guys are probably just fucked up straight guys who got molested as kids or something.

But hey, the world take's all sorts I guess. You do you and good luck with that shit.

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>>8312788
What does the size of someone's dog matter?

You realize that your dog is not a legit substitute for your penis/manhood, right anon?

>>8312970
I have met a lot of guys turned off by bald heads. I guess I am worried about being considered ugly or generic. Buff bald men are the majority around here. Almost all go after twinks and fems.

>>8312992
Yeah well, you cant be attractive to everyone.
I'd be more worried about being considered shallow for being so wrapped up in your own appearance.

>>8312988
It was more of an observation I made. Everybody's dog seems to be under 20 pounds. If I wanted my dog to substitute for my lack of a manhood, then I would teach him to attack on command at least. He's more of a big baby. He doesn't even play with my cat because he's scared of her. That's a horrible substitute for manhood, if you ask me.

>>8313030
>gay
>big dog scared of pussy

i dunno anon...

do you guys do hookups ?

>>8313055
I'm a tranny. I'm trying to get rid of my manhood. I didn't pick the type of dog anyways. I just call him my dog because nobody gives him the attention that I do so he likes me most.

>finally had the courage to switch on male profiles on tinder
>need to wait for swipes to come back

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Someone chat with me. I don't have anyone to talk with.

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>>8313180
what is the matter friend

>>8312788

I like big dogs, but they tend to have shorter life spans and taking care of a big dog in older age can be a lot more problematic with issues such as arthritis and not being able to walk or incontinence. I prefer just to stick with medium sized dogs around 30-60lbs.

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>>8313218

I drive the people i care about away.

>>8313220
>>8312788

I will add though that I do like mastiffs, one of my favorite dogs when I worked at the vet was a huge Bull mastiff named Maxx. I just don't think I would want to own one.

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>>8313225
who doesn't?

>>8311574
*ponders whether I should download grindr and browse what it has to offer today*
hmm nahhh no I'm not that much of a slut am I

>>8313220
Yeah, I can understand that. The last mastiff I had got bloat and died. I like big dogs though. They seem to be so much calmer and nicer because of it. I have another dog that's like 65 lbs, but she keeps to herself more, and is a lot more protective.

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>>8313239

I guess people without brain problems.

>>8313255

I like bullmastiffs, sucks i will never be able to own one.

>>8313226
He's a handful, but everybody loves him.

>>8313180

hey I feel sad right now

>>8313256
Why wouldn't you be able to own one?

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Would you marry yourself gaygen ?

(why do I get the feeling rugby would)

>>8313266

Why are you sad?

>>8313270

2poor4that

>>8313279

idk life just feels pointless; wondering if I should hookup; have no friends or anyone to talk to.

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>>8313281

I think that will make you just feel more empty. Don't do it or do it, what do i know.

>>8313279
I'm sure you'll be able to afford one some day. You seem depressed, so I'm going to tell you this. Stop saying you want something, and start saying you will have it. Don't let yourself think anything is out of reach, because it's not. And really, get a bullmastiff if you want one. Don't get one bread for dog shows, get one bread for family life. That's how my dog is, and I guarantee they are so good for depression. There is no feeling in my life comparable to going home and my dog springing up to come to me.

>>8313272
No, I want to marry a manly muscular top./

>>8313291
>not becoming a manly muscular top and then marrying yourself

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>>8313288

Maybe i could get one in the future i suppose.

I do wish i looked as handsome as that guy in OPs picture though.

What does it feel like to suck a cock?

Asking for a friend.

>>8313279
I'm worried about you, because I know how you feel. I'm going to go help my friend fix his car, but if you ever want to talk, I'll talk to you. Just kik me at DAGalaxie. I get lonely too, so I'll be happy if you would message me.

>>8313302

are you kr ?

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>>8313302

Oh i dont use kik.

>>8313298
Don't get too wrapped up in looks. You'll learn that it's completely useless to feel that way someday. Just focus on the things good about yourself, and perfect them. Build your life and career around those things. You'll be happier that way.

>>8313309
You have an email? I'll give you my phone number through email.

>>8313316
Or I can post my email here. I don't really have an issue with that.

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>>8313312
>career

I think it's a tad late for that....

>>8313316

I'm sorry, i don't feel right speaking with people on the phone. I will always be here though, I'm gaygens crestfallen warrior. hahaha

>>8313322
It's never too late. I'm currently in college for auto tech, and there's several people in my classes over 40. One man is even in his 50s. If it's not too late for them to get a job doing what they want, then it's not too late for you. Well, I need to go, so I'll talk to you another time then.

>>8313322
if it makes you feel any better, you're not alone in feeling a bit crestfallen
>tfw I'm probably right there with you somewhere in the nexus

>>8313251
okay it was the same nasty guys as always, mite stick with my bf for a little while longer [/slutblog]

>pet thread is made
>allergies activate the second I look at the image

How is this possible? I literally can't breathe.

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>>8313322


find a church and get saved

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>systematically getting worse as the days go by.
>my hobby escapism isn't working anymore and hasn't really been working 2009 just been coasting by on the souls games and now that they stopped im regressing back to reality and i hate it.
>meds not working.
>temper getting to new levels that i thought wasn't possible while sober.
>treating what little friends/e-friends i have, boyfriend and family members like shit.
>e-friend think i hate them when i care deeply for them, one in particular mostly, i see him a little brother and helped him turn his life around.
>says that i inspired him but i just treat him like shit.
>losing weight but it will never be enough i will always see myself as ugly.
>treat others that cheer me on to my fitness goals also like shit.
>hate the person i look at in the mirror because i don't see myself but my father
>father living back at home is bringing up all these emotions that i locked away deep down inside myself and stuffed away with food during my childhood.
>having to be raised alone by a single mother growing up poor.
>sitting around thinking to myself when will be the day when i finally go off the deep end and end up on the 11pm news.

One day..... i will finally do it....

https://youtu.be/ATCO5I2WxKA

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>>8313180
>I don't have anyone to talk with.

>>8312788
I used to not like small dogs till my bf's. It's chill as fuck.

>Tfw no transtrender tomboy female boyfriend with large tits with no intention of transitioning so I can date a woman but still be gay for the attention

>>8313456

Would you have children with that woman?

>>8313458
Umm I'm gay and that's my boyfriend sweetie

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>>8313469
>tomboy female
>with large tits with no intention of transitioning so I can date a woman

>>8313431
Work, make enough money to get a cheapo apartment, living alone will help you not eat so much since you won't have easy free access to foods, have more free time for work outs, free space/privacy for bf.

Possible?

>>8313456
Why would you want that? Having a gf with big tits you can't play with because it triggers "him" seems like torture.

>>8313431
>grew up poor
>stuffed himself with food

Grew up stupid more like it.

>>8313431

Have you ever prayed to Jesus before Wiz?

>>8311426
I'm more of a lion person. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure pet lions are illegal in my state.

>>8313522
If he got on his knees he couldn't get back up

If I don't like the idea of getting fug in the but or sucking a dick, but get boners to males, am I still gay?

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>>8313539

>>8313554
Yeah. You'll come around to the sexual stuff in time.

>>8313554

Demons cause all boners.

>>8313554
It's only natural for a virgin to think this, so you're fine man.

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>>8313514

I suppose so. To bad I'm such a coward, i would have killed myself 15 years ago.

>>8313522

I prayed to God, not Jesus when i was a kid but honestly it doesn't make a difference.

>>8313539

You do know that I'm not THAT fat correct? I can move around and even fast for a guy my size. Oh what's the use, i actually bare my soul and get shit on for being fat. BUT HEY GUYS THE GAY COMMUNITY ISNT SHALLOW AT ALL, THEY ARE TOTALLY INCLUSIVE HAHAHAHA.

>>8313584
Just stop being fat.

>>8313584
disliking fat people isn't unique to the gay community

>>8313595

Oh thats the answer huh? This is the first i've heard of it. Feel free to read this again mate.

>losing weight but it will never be enough i will always see myself as ugly.

>>8313598

And?

>>8313607
Just be yourself.

>>8313563
>>8313578
I am more sensual than sexual tho

>>8313584
Grow a bear and chasers will track you

>>8313628
If I could grow bears I wouldn't be alone Ohio

>>8313628
beard*

>>8313622
There's a lot of overlap there. You'll probably like the idea of sex once you get used to it.

>>8313619
some of us hate ourselves

>>8313634
Hey I live in Ohio too. Where do you live?

>>8313640
That's stupid.
I love the fuck outta myself.
It's everyone else who sucks rancid ass.

>>8313642
My auto correct added Ohio for whatever reason. I don't even remember what I wanted to add. My phone is passive aggressively trying to undermine me

But I do live in the Midwest

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>>8313634
I meant beard, like this one

>>8313664
thats a bear

>>8313650
that's often referred to as narcissism love

>>8313664
that's a bear-with-a-beard

>>8313698
what's hating yourself called?

>>8313726
Masc4masc only

>>8313726
being human

>>8313584
>>8313607

You need to talk to someone. Your issues are too deep for yourself to fix and nothing we can say to you is going to make anything better. I don't know what else to say.

>>8313650

love your neighbor as you love yourself

>>8313742

You need to talk to someone (pastor/psychologist).

>>8313738
no, it's not.
"being boring and insufferable" more likely.
the only thing stopping you from loving yourself is you, and you might want to consider why you prefer to be a pain in your own ass.

>>8313751
oh I do.. they still suck though.

You spend a good 5 minutes on a dating app expecting someone to surprise you and the best anyone could do is some lame ass edgy meme from twitter.

Kill me now bitch

>>8313782
*kills you*

>>8313763
because I just don't see anything good about me
I just don't

>>8313794
ok you blind ass bitch

>>8313790
thank u

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>>8313763
>>8313825
>just love yourself

>>8313830
I'm sure your angst has done you so well in life! Congrats on a fulfilling lifestyle!

Where is the best place to get cummed on?

>>8313885
reddit

>>8313885
up the butt

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>snapchat with normie faggot
>he jerks off to reddit links

>>8313913
but i don't wanna poop it out

>>8313431
>>8313584
You need to talk to someone (pastor/psychologist). There is hope. It gets better.

>and get shit on for being fat. BUT HEY GUYS THE GAY COMMUNITY ISNT SHALLOW AT ALL, THEY ARE TOTALLY INCLUSIVE HAHAHAHA.
It's not our fault you treat your body like shit and you're a glutinous ugly fuck as an outcome of that. Get help, get right with God (the right option, btw), whatever. With time, things can change and you can make yourself more appealing.

>>8313988
Yeah Ramadan is coming up soon so it's a great time too start and faith and fasting

>>8313962
too bad boi, that's where daddy wants to put his cum

>>8314014
um excuse me??? my body is a temple

>>8313837
Thanks! Love you, bby

>>8313011
Right now I feel attractive to no one and I'm sick of being alone.

quit the sass

>>8314146

and eat ass?

>>8314152
i pass the gas from my ass

>>8314124
>I feel attractive to no one
you're not a mind reader.
what you actually feel is a lack of attraction to yourself which you are projecting onto other people.
you're sick of being alone because you erroneously believe that finding someone who magically finds you attractive will magically fix all your emotional/mental issues, but it wont.
you are shallow and appearance obsessed. If you had more depth you'd have more to base your self-worth on, and more to offer in a relationship than an insecure insufferable pain in the ass that constantly needs validation.

>>8314163
That is a lot of assuming you are doing. I have literally been blocked by guys when they see my face. Sites and apps are my only option right now and people judge on appearance first.

>>8314173
stop looking like a prime faggot

>>8314173
>shallow whores don't want to fuck me
so fucking what?
you're just proving my point.
if you had more depth, more to offer than JUST your appearance, then why the hell would you even want to attract someone who judges entirely based on appearance?
it hurts your feelings because your feelings are shallow and only go as deep as the appearance they rejected.
if you had more self-worth you would realize they are doing you a favor by blocking you, you wouldn't pine after them.
hookup sites/apps attract a lot of shallow vapid whores, if that's the kind of guy you were hoping to attract, then i'm sorry but you're out of luck.
honestly, as you are now, even after they all weed themselves out for you and you are left with the guys who will give you the time of day, even most of them will eventually be turned off by your insecurity.
eventually all you will have left are other losers seeking validation, and predatory assholes who will use your insecurity to take advantage of you.

>>8314180
Many people both lgbt and straight have thought I was straight and that I " don't look or act gay"

Doesn't this go back to people focusing on looks?

>>8314206
okay my guess was either excessively faggy or a case of uggo, if people just block your right away. sorry.

>>8314203
Are you old enough to be on this website?
You don't understand people as well as you think.

I'm not pining after anyone. All I'm doing is looking around. No one will talk to me on sites or apps. I don't base my life on my appearance but many others do.

Answer this for me please,if there are no places that gays gather that I have access to,how do I meet them without sites or apps?

Your entire argument is that because I don't like my appearance and that I believe I need to improve myself that I must be shallow and my entire personality is based on my appearance.

That is ridiculous.

REDLIGHT
YELLOWLIGHT
GREENLIGHT
SWITCH

>>8313698
Just grow a beard

>>8314220
Honestly if you have no success on any apps you can still be pretty successful elsewhere relationship-wise, but it's an ENTIRELY different skill set. Appearance is still really important though, but on apps it's much easier to fool people.

>>8314246
My problem is that I can't meet gay men often in person. The only gay I know is a guy fresh out of highschool that I work with. I'm hoping to go to a pride festival next month that is a little over an hour away.

>>8314206
>>8314220
i'm 35
i've had guys block me after seeing my face plenty of times, and i've had guys practically slobber all over me after seeing it.
neither reaction affected my self worth because there is more to me than my face.

who the fuck cares what "many idiots do". people who HAVE those sorts of looks can be shallow and sorta get away with it for as long as they hold onto them. and there are tons of young shallow faggots out there, and tons of weird creepy old pervs who hang out in gay bars and on hookup apps who have ZERO personality because they used to be hot shallow assholes and when their looks faded they had nothing left.

but you if you want to have any hope of having a decent life, then you have to let go of the delusional fantasy of being one of them and acting as they do. you have to pull your head out of your ass and deal with the reality that YOU can not focus on the looks that god did not give you. if you want to be happy and have a happy and fulfilling life, then you have to focus on everything else. you have to attract people with your personality and a decent personality isn't something most people are just born with, but if you work hard at it it's also not something you have to worry about fading away when you hit 30.

you can meet decent people on sites and apps, but you have to wade through a lot of garbage. its the fact that you want to attract garbage that makes me think you need to spend a lot more time on improving yourself before you even bother looking for anyone.

>>8314251
Ok good luck, but I was just talking about general meeting people rather than doing things JUST to meet gay men.

>>8314258
Did you read my earlier post? I'm not trying to be something that I can't. I'm just trying to make the best of what I can. What I wish I was and what I am and can be are entirely different. Like was said earlier , be the best version of myself. I'm trying to determine what that really is. You assume way too much about me.

>>8314258
>its the fact that you want to attract garbage

This part is just plain false.

Tell me what you think I'm trying to attract. Do not use vague terms like garbage.

imagine actually wanting to be the loser in a monogamous relationship and not the homewrecker

>>8314271
>>8314275
sorry dude, you said it earlier, you want to be a little girly boy and wear makeup and dresses and its a buzzkill for you that you're just a regular dude.

but no, obviously that doesn't make you shallow at all, that's not basing your self-worth on your appearance at all. nope.

you're just trying to make the best of what you can and be the best you you can be even though you somehow still don't know what that is... and how old are YOU? since you asked my age, I want to know how old you are that you are JUST now finally waking up from this fantasy where you would still want to be a little boy playing dress up and not even know who the fuck you actually are.

and basically now your problem is that youre getting onto apps and being a literally nobody(since you don't know who you are) in a body you don't like(since you want to be someone else) and just looking around trying to meet people who keep blocking you because they are shallow and don't like the way you look (and this upsets you for some reason that has nothing to do with you being shallow and wanting to hang out with shallow people).

fact is you're totally right, i don't know you at all, and i can't help you, and you don't want my help anyway.
so good luck with that, i'll leave you to it.

I believe that the systematic killing of heterosexual people should be carried out by a stalinist gay dictatorship

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Anyone else notice calling an asshole a pussy/boypussy is becoming more accepted?

>>8314428
>boypussy

i have never heard anyone use this term in real life

>>8314383
>sorry dude, you said it earlier, you want to be a little girly boy and wear makeup and dresses and its a buzzkill for you that you're just a regular dude
Nice exaggeration and twisting.

.
>but no, obviously that doesn't make you shallow at all, that's not basing your self-worth on your appearance at all. nope.

Being unhappy with my appearance does not mean my life revolves around my appearance just like being unhappy with my job does not mean my life revolves around my job.

You clearly do not know what shallow means.


>you're just trying to make the best of what you can and be the best you you can be even though you somehow still don't know what that is... and how old are YOU?

I'm late 20s and confident you are under 21.


>since you asked my age, I want to know how old you are that you are JUST now finally waking up from this fantasy where you would still want to be a little boy playing dress up and not even know who the fuck you actually are.

"Just now" nothing. This has been going on since puberty. But let me guess, if I dont want to be fat, bald and hairy that makes me a tranny right?


>and basically now your problem is that youre getting onto apps and being a literally nobody(since you don't know who you are)

Wrong. I'm aware of who I am, I am strictly speaking of reaching my potential, which none of us have.

in a body you don't like(since you want to be someone else)
yep

and just looking around trying to meet people who keep blocking you because they are shallow and don't like the way you look (and this upsets you for some reason that has nothing to do with you being shallow and wanting to hang out with shallow people).

Wrong. I am upset by how most people are shallow on sites and apps.
>fact is you're totally right, i don't know you at all, and i can't help you, and you don't want my help anyway.
You not helpful. You are an arrogant trash talker. You have not posted one reasonable thing directed at me.

>>8314439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>>8313735
Underrated post

>>8313291
Hey bb

>>8314578

post dick

>>8313763
tfw will never be as secure in myself, exciting and sufferable as this poster right here.

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I'm a massive size queen.
How do I stop being one.

Big, thick, dicks are just amazing to get fucked by. Doesn't even matter if the top is gentle or rough, or a virgin bad at sex.

There just is something about big meaty dicks. They look amazing, they feel amazing, they taste amazing.

I've deepthroated so many at this point that I don't even gag, but most of the time they're so thick I can't get get them in my throat unless I take the angle into account.

>>8314243
I already usually have a beard

Is wiz still alive?

>>8315531
in our hearts he is

>>8314588
Post ass first

>>8314428
>calling an asshole a pussy/boypussy is becoming more accepted?
Only if you're in denial about your sexuality would you use that word.

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>>8315531

Yes I'm still here, what do you want?

Help, I went on my first date with a guy last week and had to go to the bathroom near the end to throw up from nerves. Happened again on the second date but neither time he caught on.
We ended up in bed together but I had to stop and run to the bathroom to throw up once we were both naked - everything I've done with him has felt so natural but I'm hating myself for the way my body's reacting.

I've never been in a physical relationship before - always online. Being with him feels like the most natural thing I've ever done and he's completely understanding and willing to take things slow but I don't want to keep killing the mood by throwing up the second we push past a boundary I didn't know was there.

>>8315647
stop being insecure
start loving yourself

>>8315673
how?

>>8315803
work out

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>>8315803
This >>8315803
The validation you get from being just a little fit is crazy. Seeing progress it's good form your mental health, and lifting heavy is pretty calming/meditative I'm.

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>it's a "twink that only dates other twinks" episode

>>8315219
Find a guy with one satisfying enough you won't need others and keep him. That way you'll still be a size queen but get your fix regularly and safely.

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>>8316139
>it's a "bicurious guys who haven't fell for the faggot degeneracy are only interested in trannies and traps" episode

>>8315219
Get a horse.

>>8315219
im straight i dont fuck faggots

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>>8316250
>It's a "perfect for each other but live on the other side of the country/world episode"

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>>8316264
>tfw I don't know that feel and will go abroad and meet up with a qt brit guy for the second time this year

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>>8316139
>it's a "pseudo tranny twink that only dates 6'5+ men who are twice their age and treats them like a woman" episode
>it's a "'straight acting' tryhard that only dates hairless barely legal effeminate boys under 5' and makes them call him sir/daddy" episode

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>it's a two married fat daddy bears want me to be their 3rd episode
>it's a 40yr old "discreet" without any pics says "hey" episode
>it's a poz leather grandpa invites me to a "parTy" episode
>it's a sweaty overweight mexican calls me "papi" episode

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>it's a "bisexual bottom sub" episode

>>8315638

a reason to live

>>8315647

>doing gay things causes me to throw up

It's your holy spirit trying to get you to obey the commands of Jesus and realize what you're doing is a sin. You most likely were "saved & baptized" when you were younger.

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>it's a "twink top that loves muscle bottom dads" episode

>People actually swap spit when they kiss.
>People actually suck and nibble on each other like food.
>People actually have oral sex.
>People actually have anal sex.
>People actually have sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGDakAwUQ-o

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>it's a "the bottom gives the top a rimjob" episode

>>8316317
I remember when I was 8 too

Fukt a boy last night that was uglier then me, made me feel better about myself knowing he was the ugly one. Anyone else had these feels?

>>8316322

Unless you become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

why isnt the tinychat working?

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>it's a "bear bottom x twink top" episode

>>8316317
Organics are pretty gross tho.
>tfw no robot bf

>>8316326
why isnt the tinychat working?

>>8316326

what's the tinychat room?

why isnt the tinychat working?
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>>8316338

what's the tinychat room?

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>>8316333
apparently tinychat /gaygeneral in the title of this thread but its disabled

new thread:
>>8316353
>>8316353
>>8316353

>>8316139
there's literally nothing wrong with that

>>8313669
Meant to reply
>>8314243