Cis LesGen

>tfw 5'2 butch
Am I cabable of scoring pucci, or should I just be more femme? Never figured makeup out. Am 21.

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been two years since he ran away
I miss you Bear

>>8289291
Who's that cutie? Does she have Insta?

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>>8289323

>>8289323
Considering how horny and frustrated I was her age, I'd go for teh fuq. She's so beautiful, too. Just make sure her parents don't know shit, obviously.

>>8289324
What's the point of missing someone who ran away from you

I feel bad for only coming here to shitpost and brag about my life and accomplishments so here's a shitty story my brother reminded me about today.

>sunny day, home from high school
>brother goes out for food, comes back, runs insode
>anon, come outside, there are weird pink things under my car
>go outside, see 2 baby naked mouse looking things
>it was a hot day and who knows how long they've been on the hot concrete, find them a shoebox, put them in the garage, and do some research
>they're baby squirrels
>text crush, she has all kinds of animals and can help me take care of these things until I know what to do with them
>she comes over and plays with the squirrels, she's better with them than I am and thinks they're adorable
>leave squirrels on the garage floor and go inside
>forget my dog knows how to open the door to the garage
>dog eats a squirrel before I reach him
>you can literally hear the squirrel screaming from inside my dog
>then you can hear soul crushing silence
>crush is horrified and goes home
> I rehabilitate the other squirrel until a neighbor certified in wild animal something or other can take her

There you go, /clg/. Luck comes at a cost. Still friends with that old crush, though I don't see her that way anymore.

>>8289323
tell her sry ur not my type bc she's not my type.

>>8289313
I think I'm in love with Peeps. What to do?

>>8289323
It's legal in a lot of states. And I can always pretend I didn't know because look at those breasts.

>>8289544
The poster and not the eyes I hope. Because those eyes have been confirmed dude.

>>8289554
>Because those eyes have been confirmed dude.
Liar

>>8289544
Post your own peeps so that peepin can love you back.

>>8289320
maybe soft butch?? only go butch if you're over 5'5.

>go to all women's sauna
>get naked with qt date
>see so many hot naked women
>give massage in the steam room
>cut through the park to walk back to my car
>end up going back to my place and fug

I love being gay.

>>8289566
It's true. I listened to him speak. And that face couldn't fool anyone.

>>8289544
stop having shit taste in women.

>>8289554
>implying the poster isn't even more likely to be a tranner

>>8289320

Butches always score more pucci because they're more visiboo

Peeps can't be a tranner. No way.

>use dating app semi-regularly
>talk to one or two girls at a time
>they answer pretty quickly, seem happy
>all of them randomly stop at some point
>get horribly anxious and sad when they do

should i just stop

>>8289619
O-okay. How not to look like a tumblr sjw with that look? Sorry, it just seems like popular among them.
>>8289695
I dunno, other lesbians always say they prefer tall girls. It's (almost?) a requirement for pure butches. I just imagine looking extra tryhard with height like this.

>>8289740
>butches
You mean tranne?

>>8289740
>I just imagine looking extra tryhard with height like this.
Is your face femme or masculine? Soft or hard? Bayfaced or mature-looking?
It's more about that than height.

>>8289757
Umm, I don't think I've ever seen trans butches. What's the point in transitioning, if you're just going to be butch?

>>8289619
Really? I thought 5 5 was short.

>>8289767
It is. Anything below 5'7 is womanlet tier.

>>8289683
Shut up. Peeps is cute

>>8289770
Yeah im 5 5. Im short. Chicks are tall.
An Thats not including models

>>8289763
I have strong eyebrows boosted by bone underneath them, square face, small eyes, big potato nose, but... I have thick lips (to be fair the lower lip is bigger).

>>8289291
>hate is bad edition
>op hates trannies
really makes you think

>>8289778

Well, it sounds like you qualify for butch. But, you know, post a face pic so I can be sure I'm not leading you astray.

>>8289766
Butch is ftm

>>8289793
Welllll... I'm really bad at taking accurate shots of myself, but that's what ppl around me decribe my face as, and what my mirror image looks like. I think I'll trust your judgement. Thanks

>>8289799
Ftm is a meme.

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>>8289323
eh... she kinda looks like a tall kid. I don't want to fug a kid. I'd take a 30 year old mamma any day.

>>8289777
>Yeah im 5 5.
You unfortunate soul.

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>She's a vegan

>>8289855
I love that song.

>>8289323
>too much of a kid
I'd rather be with a woman who I don't have to teach how to lick pussy properly.

>>8289696
They honestly look like one

>>8289910
I think we need to see more of peeps face just to be sure.

Peeps, post face.

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>>8289844
>tfw 28
>almost at the point where all the girls I'll be getting are the mommy complex ones

I want birthdays to stop

>>8289954
aren't you into chicks your age anon?

What qualifies as being androgynous? Ever since I cut my hair short I get called 'sir' at shops, but have been called pretty at salons.

>>8289374
I hand raised the fucker
he killed lizards and hated kisses
>he probably ran off to get some and either got squished or got adopted;
>read as: stolen

he was a butthead but he was a sweetheart too.

>>8289910
There isn't enough face to tell what she looks like.

>>8289976
>tfw cisbians pass but you don't

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>>8289291
Man these threads go by a lot faster than I remember, I actually can't keep up.

>>8289964
I want to stay 22 for the rest of my life. I don't want to grow old!

>>8289982
You should get a puppy that won't leave you and will love you forever.

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>>8290043
I want one
lease doesn't allow tho

this place is so dead in eu hours

>>8289663
Peeps here. Not sure who you think I am desu, but I'm here and I've been called cute. Not all that surprised the poster latched on to the new eyes.
>>8289607
Do it! Join me in ocular immortalization via memes!
>>8289686
This.

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>>8290119
Post boobs.

>>8290119
Do you have a gf, cutie?

>>8290146
t. tranner

>>8290119
>Not all that surprised the poster latched on to the new eyes.
You did it deliberately! How did you know?!

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>clg

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>vidya you're playin'
Rise of the Tomb Raider

>drink you're grippin'
Chai tea, storebought bags

>waifu you're wantin'
[spoiler]I want to pass away between Natalie Dormer's legs[/spoiler]

where did you meet your gf, lesgen?

>>8290474
Here

>>8289799
THAT, is a bullshit lie

>>8290098
I was awake. But i accidentally stayed up playing vida games

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>>8290474
>lesgen

>>8290493
I accidentally stay up playing vidyas all the time too.

>>8289323
RUN AWAY like she's got air born aids

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>>8289870

>>8290481
How does that even happen? No one here seems eager to share contact info, even just discord or steam.

>>8290542
What's your steam, bby?

>>8290547
Don't remember the name, but I'll add you.

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>>8290558
That's odd. I don't remember my name either. I guess we can't add each other.

>>8290542
The times were different. We were interested in each other. Discord wasn't prominent yet. Need I say more?

>>8290570
Well, mine is anon, but I think there are too many of those to sort through.

dear /clg/, i have an impossible crush on a teacher.
i'm overweight, not landwhale rank, but still fat fucker, and she's 9/10, thin, tall, and perfect. this makes me feel insecure around her.
she's also kinda "bitchy", like, she makes me write detailed essays on subjects she knows i don't care much about, and ignores me when i greet her, and gives me tasks i will fail at or end up sweating, and makes subtle remarks about my food or space i take, rolls eyes when i talk, etc. and the stare. i swear she wants to kick me off a cliff.
it's, like, if i was normal awkward fattie, i should hate her because she's my polar opposite, and perfect, and mean.
but i'm a lesbian awkward fattie, which makes things more complicated.
it's like she's trying to get a reaction out of me. or that she /somehow/ knows i'm into her, and despises me for being creepy orbiter.
gawd.
i just have lots of fantasies about her, and i really really want to hatefuck her for all the bad grades she's given. but i know it will never be reality, so what's the point? i want her approval, if nothing else. that's all i need to please her.

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>>8289291

> cis lesbian
> implying there are cis women on this board

>>8290474
Online lesbian forum

>>8290542
>constantly have great conversations as one regular to another
>share throw-away email
>email exchanges progress into real-life relationship

>>8289323
Honestly? She looks like an adult so I've got no problem with it. Even if she was 13 I wouldn't care. When I was a teen I'd have killed for someone like me to come along. I want to be a young girl's mentor.

>>8290474
School

>>8289291
This sounds really lame, but I like you ladies. I don't have a lot of friends irl and it's comforting to know I can here and maybe get a (You) or two.

>>8290620
>Even if she was 13 I wouldn't care
creepy, desu

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>>8290620
>This sounds really lame, but I like you ladies.
What are you trying to say, anon? Are we not cool or worthy enough to be liked by others?
Here is your (you), mean anony.
You hurt my feels.

>>8290628
Old enough to bleed, old enough to... well, not breed, but get into a quasi-maternal, sexual relationship with an older woman who maybe kind of thinks flat chests are cute.

>>8290633
Because you're my secret online friends. You're all cool, that's why I like you.

>>8289299
>tumblr_is_shit.jpg
>posts tumblr picture

who was your first lesbian celeb crush?

Sue Perkins for me. i just loved her style, she's smart, and a little scary, teenage me found her irresistible. had a Winona Ryder thing going on too.

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>>8289291
>tfw dumb cunt OP always quotes me in the recent news

>>8290656
I had a couple but I can't remember which was actually my first.
>Ellen
I liked her when I was 9 or something, but I can't stand her now.
>Emma Watson in the first Harry Potter
Same as above
>Whoever the fuck played Buffy
>Whoever the fuck played Buffy's hotter sister

>>8290656
Jodie Foster
>yes I'm old

>>8290689
How old?

I tried to join the >leddit discord and got banned immediately.

Anime was a mistake.

>>8290832
>leddit discord
Wut?

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>>8290832
>leddit

>>8290837
For Actual Lesbians™ (inclusive and diverse).

>>8290656
Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

>>8290751
(diff anon)
I remember seeing Jodie in the VIP rooms of discos smooching with both guys and gals.

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>>8290599
>implying cis women use 4chan

>used to always have super awkward conversations with qt delivery girl who would come into my store
>she'd always laugh at my dumb jokes though
>about to transfer to new location but will still pick up in this area occasionally, during transition period, because newbies can't stock for shit
>come into work
>qt delivery girl is one of the new trainees
>we're both too busy to really talk the entire day
>catch her eye a few times throughout the day
>she always immediately gives the sweetest smile
I still feel like she might be straight, but I'm tempted to try and ask her out before I leave this week. I've never asked anyone out so this might be a disaster. Advice, /clg/?

>>8290843
KEK, so it's just like clg tumblr discord? RIP.

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>>8290656
Olivia Newton John in Greece before she changed herself to get her man. First time I really felt that tingle that "I would have loved Sandy the way she was."

>>8290892
>Advice, /clg/?
Of course, anon. You can never go wrong with "Ayy bby, u want sum fuk?"

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>>8290910
Oops, meant Grease that's the worst spelling error I've made in a while.

>>8290892
Go for it. If you don't you'll spend a long time being angry that you didn't. At least a "no" is something you can get over.

>>8290892
Just be yourself
put a warm smile on your face
and ask

>>8290957
>Just be yourself
You couldn't have given a worst advice to most people posting here

>hey OP just be yourself
>k so I'm a perma-virgin self-hating asian who worships white dick, my conservative parents are disappointed in me and i'm longing for sum gurl luv. Pls love me and help me

>>8290973
I don't see why. All my best relationships started by meeting somebody when I was just being myself. Yeah I may be geeky, shy, and hopelessly baffled by non verbal communication, but I was relaxed and being me.

>>8291005
That might of worked for you, but you have to take into consideration what many anons here do not have the slightest clue on how to approach women without making a fool out of themselves.

>>8291032
Unless they're really butch, I don't get how this happens. We're socialized since we are toddlers with other girls. We have a huge advantage over any guy on getting along with them.

>>8290751
Old enough to start greying and not old enough to run into Jodie Foster in a disco in the 70s.

>>8290862
You're in your 50s? I remember an anon a long time ago who said they were 54 iirc, was it you?

>>8291127
I'm not quite 54. I got over a year to get there. I do remember another couple anons in their 50s.

>>8291152
Are you single anon?

>>8291118
Well, from elementary to high school, my teachers would always tell me to sit down, shut up, and do my work. My elementary school teachers hated us talking during class and lunch time. The only time socializing was encourage was during recess. Being the shy, quiet, autistic child that I was, I didn't have any friends growing up and it remained that way until I graduated high school. Then I went off to college, only to realize that I had no idea how to approach other girls and start conversations since I had spent my teenage years actively avoiding girls due to fear of rejection.
I missed that crucial time period in my childhood/teenage years where I was suppose to learn to socialize properly with my peers.
I'm still trying to catch up.

>>8291164
>I missed that crucial time period in my childhood/teenage years where I was suppose to learn to socialize properly with my peers.
>I'm still trying to catch up.
iktf

>>8291159
I'm in a triangle with a couple older ladies.

>>8291178
>I'm in a triangle with a couple older ladies.
Oh God, are you the anon constantly talking about her two girlfriends?

>>8291178
>53 years old
>still trying to catch up
Are you serious?

>>8291181
That's polyanon. She's in her 20's and in college or some shit.

>>8291184
Autism has no limits, anony.

>>8289870
No bully, I decided to reverse back to being vegetarian after my recent 5 year anniversary with veganism.

>>8291178
>a couple older ladies.
Is there an age gap here?

>>8291181
I rarely post.

>>8291184
Yep. I never was good socializing except one on one. Also I'm very reclusive. Having CPTSD sucks.

>>8291195
How did you get CPTSD?

>>8291193
Has your gf noticed a difference in the way your pucci tastes?

>tfw my gf is trying to picture my mother's body because I said she looked good for her age (65)
I don't have a reaction shot for my feels

>>8291361
>shows me the body of a hot woman
>"my mom's body looks better than that"
>tries to picture her mom's body looking better than that hot body
>she gets mad
I dindu nuffin

how active is the discord? i don't have a microphone so i was wondering if it was worth it to get one to be verified.

>>8291371
I said when she was young! Please no perving on my mom.

>>8291374
It's an exclusive club. It's so hard to get into that some cis women can't pass the verification. Your membership is in the hands of the nazi mods.

>>8291405
>some cis women can't pass the verification
This is seriously retarded.

Why can't they pass? Voices a bit too deep or raspy for them? Do they need anime voices to pass?

>>8291405
oh? i mean i have a lesbian voice but i assume they have some fallbacks if i sound too masculine.

i can't really blame them. literally the reason i want to join is to get away from trannies for a while

>>8291429
You could step away from your computer or just from 4chan, tranny problem solved.

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>>8291429
>a lesbian voice

>>8291443
It's just like:
>walking like a virgin
>looking like a feminist
>smelling like a meat-eater

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>coming out of gym
>going to meet mom for belated mother's day lunch
>she's caught in traffic
>get tired of standing
>squat down to rest
>forgot sunglasses at home and it's bright af
>squinting terribly while looking for my mom
>little old lady and her husband walking down the sidewalk
>step around me like I'm giving off radiation or something
>even though there's plenty of room
>mom pulls up
>tells me I look mean
>realize I was Slav squatting in a tracksuit with my bitchy resting face and squinting/glaring
>that sweet old couple thought I was bad news
>mfw I just wanted to treat my mom to lunch

>>8291482
>Slav squatting
despicable

>>8291443
sound more masculine than straight girls.

>>8290655
You wasted an entire post for that? Your stupidity is shocking really.

>>8291374
It's a nice place for nice chicks.

>>8290973
How many times a day do you think about me? How many times a day do you post about me? Are all straight people like You?

>>8291482
Hey delinquent.

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>>8291488
There was no place for me to sit, though. Plus it's a good stretch for you calves and hammies.

>>8291518
How're you?

>>8291518
>wasted an entire post for that
how retarded are you on a scale from 10 to 11

>>8291596
Jokes on you, he can't count from 10 to 11

>>8291610
That's mean. All OP has to do is take off a shoe.

>>8291333
No, my gf broke up with me before I reverted.
;_;

H-However, she said I tasted better than all the grills before me.

>>8291596
The two of you need to jack off somewhere else. It's embarrassing.

>>8291548
Good. Just showered and gonna head out now. I'm glad to see you're still being our favorite thug.

>>8291703
I wonder how often a girl says that to her girlfriend.

>>8291720
>I wonder how often a girl says that to her girlfriend.
If you weren't a perma-virgin maybe you would know, bruh.

Kouhai, it's time to update the chart. "Dumb and Dumber" two posters that hijack threads in an attempt antagonize OP. Easily recognized by being tsundere for OP, they want her attention constantly.

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>>8291756
>being this assblasted
Calm down OP

>>8291756
OP, a lot of people who enjoy talking shit about you, but it's one poster who hijacked the threads. You've been told this repeatedly, please try not to use the few brain cells you have to remember it.

>>8291720
>I wonder how often a girl says that to her girlfriend.

If I felt like girls before her tasted better, I probably just wouldn't bring up the topic instead of lying to her.
However, I'm probably always inclined to think that my girlfriend is the best tasting one, considering our bond.

>>8291769
please try to use*

My bad, I slipped pulled an OP.

>>8291756
stop taking 4chan so seriously overly sensitive newfag, go back to tumblr already

>>8291769
>>8291779
>This defensive
Let them be written on the chart then. Whether they're on an image or not should matter little to you, kiddo.

>>8291778
Are there certain times of the month that they tend to taste better?

>>8291805
Go right ahead. It'll make you look like the one obsessed over her. You already put her in the news of every thread, you know.

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>>8291805
>kiddo
>a virgin calling anyone else "kiddo"

>>8291815
>her
Can you ask "her" why "she" is so obsessed with Me?

>>8291816
I had sex before.

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>>8291815
>tfw the OP, a mentally deficient boy, is in love with you and doesn't even realize it
Please make it stop.

>>8291824
Which one is your post in the recent news.

>>8291822
>I had sex before.
Coming out of your mom's vagina doesn't count, sweetie.

>>8291822
Are you this retarded that you need me to post for you? Ask her yourself.

>>8291805
>Are there certain times of the month that they tend to taste better?

I can't really say, it does depend on the diet in parts, so the qt could taste differently at any given time, considering on what she's eaten the days prior.
My ex though, I'd say she tasted best around a week prior to her period.

>>8291832
Nice comeback. I don't want to get into the details tho so this helps.

>>8291835
You seem to know "her". I was right. There are two of you and you post at the same time.

>>8291837
Was she vegan too?

>>8291841
>Was she vegan too?

No, she doesn't follow any special diet restrictions. Now and then she felt disgust for meat though and replaced it with alternative products.

>>8291850
I don't mind vegan foods. I just crave richer meats sometimes. I probably consume a lot of sweets tho. Have you tried the pineapple meme?

>>8291827
Like I'm going to tell you when I can just let you guess and tremble whenever you create new threads, wondering if you're going to feature your obsession's posts in the recent news again.
Your transparent love for me is very embarrassing so please get a girlfriend that you'll find as interesting and funny as me. Ty.

>>8291841
Let me recap since you can't into basic logic:
>thread where OP gets derided
>OP thread post where news starts with OP hates herself and a classic virgin meme
>OP thread post start 2D pic
It was simple to put it together and I confirmed it with a post. Plus, since you can't tell anons apart, I'm going to let you in on a secret: there's more than 2 anon talking shit to you right now.

>>8291841
I don't think anybody asked for details of the time you slid a brush handle up your pussy in conversion camp and decided that you had lost your virginity

>>8291869
>op not being able to count past 2 confirmed

>>8291864
Meat I feel is really easy to replace, I don't crave it at all and was never bothered by not being able to eat a certain meal because there's meat in it. I eat a lot of sweets myself, as well.
I eat pineapple sometimes, and am still curious about whether it does anything to my taste. I suppose I'll have to find someone to check it out for me.

>>8291866
...that was kinda cringey senpai. But if that's what you want. You said you hated being in the OP but you can't be honest I guess.

>>8291869
What are you even on about? I know better than anyone when OP posts aren't mine. I don't mind it but I disliked the hijacker. And then from then on whenever I posted there were two consistent replies to each of my posts. Then they said they knew each other. Therefore there are TWO posters that know each other and one of them was the thread starter. I realize there are more (a total of three) right now, but you haven't been watching as closely to the people who reply to me.

So do you know the both of them? And if so, what is your problem with me wanting a tranner-free thread?

>>8291893
Man, why are you so hopelessly stupid. Did you seriously think it was me explaining to you why you should know it isn't your own posts? Not even I think you're that stupid.

I was explaining to you how I figured out how I knew they weren't your threads and also that it was likely the same person given their style. Something you can't seem to grasp.

And routinely when you get insulted, it's multiple posters. Not one, not two. Not even the same people all the time. How can you be so bad at telling writing styles apart?

>>8291888
I guess my background means we ate a lot of meat. So I just need certain flavors like in Korean bbq.
If you need someone to check for you I'm always up for science.

>>8291935
>writing styles
Oh my god. You are a genius! All these anons are so distinct that you can tell every single one of them apart. Please find all the posts from
>>8291866
In this thread. And in the thread before. You MUST enlighten me with the subtle nuances you analyze in every post!

Buddy. I know there are more than two. But I can recognize there are anons that are related to each other thanks to their giveaways. But since we're talking with the detective here, explain how I offended you. I want to learn your triggers.

>>8291985
Are you full Korean? Or are you the half chinese half korean anon?

>>8291985
Your stupidity offends me which I have made very, very clear. Please stop making me repeat myself. But I have no interest in hijacking your thread. It amuses me another anon does it and that's how we're "related." There's your answer. You can wallow in your self-centered paranoia, but I don't have to bother humoring it.

>>8291985
I honestly can't remember what I even ate as a kid. I know I had meat prepared for me as well, but it's definitely not as ingrained in my background.
Well, I wouldn't mind pulling a McBurger on you.

>>8292010
There's been miscommunication. I never meant to imply you hijacked the thread. But you did speak up randomly to tell me shit I already knew. You look like the stupid one tbqh. But I wish you the best of luck.

>>8291989
Half. Ethnically. But raised more Korean since both my parents are from korea.

>>8292024
Please be the mcburger to my yana.

>>8292055
Oh, so half white. 아이고

>>8292093
How is Chinese white?

>>8292055
>I already knew
>couldn't figure out it was one hijacker anon

The Koreans I've known are usually so intelligent. You must be a huge disappointment to your parents.

>>8292093
어머! 언니 안녕!

>>8292132
I never said there were two hijackers. I said there was one hijacker and their friend.

>>8292055
Will you give me proper waxings as well?

>>8292113
>>8292093
>tfw my Vietnamese fling actually said Chinese people are white

>>8292113
The same way Hispanics are white.

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>>8289636

>tfw no gf and you read cute stories

DELETE THIS

>>8292151
>will you give me proper waxings as well?
If you're into that. I'd do anything for you cutie.

>>8289636
>all women's sauna
Where is this paradise?

>>8292142
>"Dumb and Dumber" two posters that hijack threads
This isn't even a challenge anymore. I've seen children fight better. Good night, OP.

>>8292180
>Where is this paradise?
I think that's the Finland anon rubbing her sex life in our faces again

>>8292196
Kek so difficult to please.
Goodnight. Dream of me.

>>8292198
Wanna pool our money? All woman sauna is everything I've ever wanted.

>>8292211
>Dream of me.
Nobody wanna dream about a 6/10 (with filters good light and angles) Asian, come on now.

>>8292230
You don't gotta run from your feelings. Are you in the Snapchat group? I'll send you something special ;)

>>8292198
It's common in Asia too. There's lesbian ones in the US too, mostly on the west coast.
>>8292211
No thanks, I have a girlfriend and no desire to whore myself out like you do to your "girlfriend."

>>8292250
You're the one thinking dirty thoughts. I just want to be in a sauna with women.

>>8292246
>Snapchat group
Is there really a snapchat group?

>>8292230
Any dog can be a 6/10 on instagram

>>8292259
Yeah. It's connected to the discord.

>>8292246
I don't want your dick pic. ;)

>>8292265
But not everyone can be a 3/10 like you

>>8292284
I'd have to really load up on the make-up and prosthetics to uglify myself to your 3/10, OP

>>8292300
I'm not OP.

>>8292306
>white knighting an ugly virgin
but why

>>8292310
I'm curious when you saw my face.
>white knighting
Go back to /r9k/.

>>8292317
Too many haters to figure it out?

>>8292337
I'm just asking if you're bullshitting like usual.

>>8292359
You're talking to a different person, anyway I'm not gonna tell you who I am so just drop it.

>>8291258
abuse...

>>8291194
we span 19 years, I'm the young one.

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>lesbian posting is literally no different from /v/'s general posting

This thread has really energized my trailmix.

>>8292753
Good to know you can get pussy into your 70s

>>8290171
I-I do. She also think's I'm cute so that's a win right!?

>>8292786
>lonely, socially awkward and sexually frustrated shitposters that turn to video games and anime for escapism sounds a lot like lonely, socially awkward and sexually frustrated shitposters that turn to video games and anime for escapism

shit, didn't see that one coming

Pls excuse the blogpost, I have nowhere else to vent my happiness.
I've been with my gf for just over 2 months now, and I'm so fucking happy with her. We spend a lot of time together, and have spoken about moving in together when she finishes uni next year. I know it's early days but I can very easily see myself spending the rest of my life with her.

>>8293023
>2 months
>moving in together
>spending the rest of my life with her
Calm that pussy down, anon

>>8293023
You're too cute to dash your hopes with cynicism. Congratulations and best of luck to you two.

>>8293023
>can't even criticize because its been almost two months for me as well
she's got her own drawer for clothes, shampoo, and toothbrush
just for the weekends tho

>>8292180
Seattle : ^)

>>8293023
I met my current gf and I felt the same way after two weeks. We've been together for years now and we talk about our plans ten years from now as easily as we talk about weekend plans. Hope it works out for you the same way.

>>8289291
>>8293023
>>8293157
I know, it's really dumb. I'm usually completely against that stupid U-haul trope, but she's different I guess. We're not going to move in until she finishes next year, it's just words at this stage. Neither of us are that stupid.

>>8293158
>Seattle
>all women sauna
>all women
nice try, Riley. Take your tranny crap back to youtube

>>8293282
>she's different
That's literally what every single person believes when they decide to U-haul.

>>8293282
Pls ignore the terrible linking there. My app has been so stupid lately

>>8293298
Not that anon, but it's real
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/lesbian-bathhouse/Content?oid=7775

>>8293341
Meant for >>8293296

>>8293341
>lesbian
Belongs in /lesgen/.

>>8293374
It's a women-only bathhouse underneath a well-known lesbian bar. Stop being retarded.

>>8293384
I better rush there before the sjw wave ruins it. Whats your take on seattle girls? Better than portland?

>>8293384
>It's a "women"-only bathhouse underneath a well-known "lesbian" bar.
FTFY

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>>8293282
She has her own key so she can sneak in whenever
at first, my child's brain was worried she might steal all my valuables
>read as; video games
but instead she just covers me up when I crash on the couch and sends me pictures of it

>>8293401
If you can't stand sjws, why would you want to know how it's like compared to Portland? Good luck finding conservative lesbians in either city. I'm also not the anon who's visited that bathhouse, only heard about the place. I've been to bathhouses in Asia and other parts of the US that were all-women, or had all women days, but none were specifically lesbian.
>>8293404
Yeah, it's one place you can never get into, you bitter tranny.

>>8293420
Do you have more pictures of your cat? It looks adorable.

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>>8291720
>tfw thugdere

Hope you have fun wherever you're going!

>>8293420
qt!!

Your cat looks adorable too. (Though I prefer dogs. Cats still sometimes kind of scare me a little.)

>>8293420
You're a qt3.14159!
I envy your relationship with your cat. My cat won't let me pet him without scratching the shit out of me.

>>8294217
Why do you feed such an asshole.

>>8293420
Ugly manly hand

>>8294223
I keep him as living room decoration. Plus, he kills roaches, lizards, or whatever insects, mice that make their way into my home from time to time.

>>8294243
Where do you live that you have lizards, roaches, and mice coming inside your house.

>>8294259
Southern burgerland. It's not like I have insects or mice constantly inside my home. Occasionally something will make their way in. There are a lot of trees surrounding my house so roaches are common, especially now that it's spring and it's hot as fuck outside. Kitty hunts them down and kills them, so I keep him.

>>8293491
>Yeah, it's one place you can never get into, you bitter tranny.
Idiot, I'm saying it will be full of tranners, not lesbian at all.

I've been kinda bullying this /fit/ girl in my extended social circle.

At first I thought she was just too nice to get mad at me but now I'm pretty sure she is into it.

If this trend continues predict I'll be sitting on her face by the end of the month.

Why are muscly girls always weirdly submissive?

>>8294477
Real life is not like 4chan you nerd. Tranner women are like 0.2% of the population.

>>8294667
And probably 60% of the population that's desperate to get into lesbian spaces.

>>8294667
Well.... It IS Seattle.....

>>8294694
>>8294703
How about instead of giving up so easily you actually try it out for yourself so you can prove yourself right or wrong. Jesus.

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Yo, I'm totally down to play with anyone here if they play Overwatch. I'm okay at the game, gold. Mostly play qp but I like playing with people.

Bionerd#11723

>>8294720
Not from WA myself but if you want to be a bishit it's not my problem.

I've been crying for three days now, my ex has become a slut and I'm unable to find a gay girl in a 100 miles radius

>>8295266
Your ex is finding the girls. Unless she's bi.

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>>8293558
only a few saved

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>>8295523
the dumbass ate some rubber bands and had to get surgery awhile back

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>>8295527

>>8290904
Whatever, their discord invite is closed now anyway. They are full/too many members or something.

>>8289291
Wonderful pic! I have bought my own nazi uniform and so waiting for it to arrive
>bdsm party is coming and I need it

>>8295527
I thought so highly of your cat, and it's pretty coat until you told me it was a fuck up who eats rubber bands... Whyyy!

>>8295266
Where do you live, anon?

>>8293564
Unrelated, but wtf is going on in the pic? I hope it's not waifu pillow gangbang intro

>>8293420
Wahhhhoooow. Your an ass hole.
You won't post pics of yourself, but you will post pics of other people all day.

>>8295791
>S
>reading comprehension

>>8295814
You missed the point.

>>8295889
Which is?

>>8295918
She won't post Her face. But puts other's in front of the firing squad that is 4chan. Its a shit move.
Not to mention a rule violation.

>>8295926
I think that pic is of her since she said that her gf takes pics of her when she sleeps and then sends them to her.

>>8295926
Stop discouraging people from posting their qt gfs, you dick.
>firing squad
Tbh more likely you might have like 8 randos across the globe who save your pic and that's it.

>>8296036
Wtf? No. Never post faces on 4chan.

>>8295935
Seriously though that's still fucked uuuuup. Friends dont let friends post face pics in 4chan

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>just masturbated
>still fantasizing about girls sitting on my face

>>8296050
That simple phrase just reminded me of that one movie."below her mouth" which instantly turned me on a little.
>random things that happen.

>>8296048
Chill, S. If the woman wants to share pics with us, let her.
Plus we've talked about this before. If there is no time stamp, we have to assume that all the pics posted here are not of them.If there is no time stamp we can't be sure it's them. For all we know it's just some random pic.

>>8295523
>>8295527
Thanks for the pictures, absolutely adorable!

>>8289291
I think if most of you were ever with a guy you would stop being lesbians. Why not give men a chance?

>>8295791
God you're fucking stupid, go back to school to work on your reading comprehension. You're seriously stupider than an elementary school kid.

>>8296079
The only way you'll have a chance is to grow boobs, invert your dick, and be feminine.

>>8296088
I thought you guys hated trannies?

>>8296055
I watched that movie. As a movie, it was bad, but boy was it hot.

>>8296091
You're talking to a tranny right now you dumb bitch.

>>8296098
So if I grew boobs, inverted my dick and was more feminine I could join /clg/?

>>8296099
Yes, as long as you didn't mention you weren't born female.

Planning to take a week-long trip by myself to clear my mind and destress. I'm thinking of spending that week in Portland, and might line up the dates I'm there to coincide with Pride (June 18th). Anyone in lesgen been to Portland Pride? How does it compare to larger cities like NYC?

>>8296135
>tfw well on my way to joining /clg/

>>8294477
You are a retard. Real life isn't 4chan, there aren't tranners everywhere and in real life, they aren't going to go somewhere where they can't wear any make-up and clothing and facing against real women where even their slightly deficiency or surgery scar that they can normally hide will be found lacking compared to real girls.

Plus, if they're pre-op and there to watch or pick up girls, they'll get kicked out. I've never any tranners in the times I've been in all-women hot-baths, resorts, my local gym's showers or any other place women get naked. Maybe if you actually left your and spent time in women's spaces, you'd realize there isn't an tranner invasion threat.
>>8296048
I'm against photos myself but stop making a big deal about something you've done yourself. You're only drawing attention to it.
>>8296136
I haven't been in a while. It wasn't nearly as big as NYC but it's a pretty good size Pride with lots of events.

>>8296086
Does your butt hurt?

>>8296097
I think it was great! I mean it borderline described my life.

>>8296075
I know. Just really hate when they do to people what they have done to peeps.
Its a me thing. Ill calm down about it.

Is it weird that I'm sad about never getting to eat out some ancient qt's? Such as Nefertiti, or Elizabeth I, or Boudica, or Sappho herself, etc.

...I mean, I wonder what their vulvas look like, what they taste like, how they like to have sex. It will be a mystery forevermore.

>>8296140
Okay cool, thanks! Any general recommendations or words of wisdom for visiting Portland? (Particularly gay shit)

>>8296159
Are you a virgin? You sound like one.

>>8296146
I think peeps is starting to enjoy what has become of her peeps pic. I mean she did post that second pic of her peeps. She wouldn't of done that if she did not enjoy the whole thing somewhat.

>>8296167
You're there just for Pride? I usually go to whatever events they seem most women-friendly or things that interest me like dancing or gay cinema. I've hung out mostly at place in the Burnside Triangle but I don't remember going to a fully lesbian bar/club, just event nights. They're kind of lacking in that compared to say, NYC.

>>8296146
Go tell /mtfg/ to stop posting pics if you care so much.

>>8296159
I often think things like that too. Damn, could you imagine living in the time of lesbia? Yuummmm.

>>8296173
Its the little knight in me. It pops up from time to time.
She just seems like a nice girl that made an honest mistake. It sucks the price you pay for that one.

>>8296140
Never Ever posted a pic of my face on here. EVER.

>>8296186
LeL! No dear i protect my own.

>>8296200
That kind of tribal thinking isn't nice.

>>8296197
Please, we've all seen that photo of a short butch girl with terrible fashion sense showing part of her face and full bod. Maybe it isn't you but you claimed it was you.

>>8296200
>implying clg isn't 50/50 on peeps being a tranner

>>8296224
Pretty sure he is. Eyes are masculine.

>>8296211
So. 4chan isn't exactly known for being "nice"

>>8296221
So you can use face recognising software to find people who don't post their face?
How new are all of you? Does no one remember gg, or the fapping? The raids? You NEVER post your face on 4chan. This whole site has been under investigation i dont even know how many times now. Lets not forget how ebolachan was plastered all over the news for a cool minute.

>>8296235
S, no one wants to find you. No one cares. But you posted part of your face just like the other anon and you also posted your body too. Stop raging about something you're guilty of doing yourself, hypocrite.
And as I said, posting a photo is never a good idea but bringing attention to it is only making things worse.

>>8296235
And the suicides. Jezz. Never post your face on 4chan

>>8296200
Absolutely nobody needs nor wants your "protection" which consists in posting autistic and unintelligible random rants.

>>8296251
Bitter.

>>8296234
How can eyes be masculine?

Don't call them a he until you're sure.

>>8296244
You really do seem more botherd by this than i do you know.

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>>8296261

>>8295578
If you're talking about the AL discord, I think they closed the invite cause I kept joining.

>>8296286
Why don't they want you there?

>>8296297
Because they're NAZI MOOOOOOODSSSSS

>>8296167
Oh yeah, forgot to mention you'll find more qts at the cafes than the clubs. It's that kind of city. Though if you're used to NYC, you'll be disappointed at the qt ratio.
>>8296265
You got me, your fashion sense really does bother me.

>>8296171
... Yes. But so is everyone else in 4chan.
>>8296197
Oh yeah, it'd be cool to have been Sappho's poetic student in Lesbos.

>>8296261
Found the tranny

>>8296321
I'm going to NYC, any tips for cool places/things to go/do?

>>8296347
There's a scene for everything but the hottest places are always changing. When I go up I ask my friends where the places to go. For someone new, you could go to Henrietta Hudson, talk to some friendly qts and find out where to go next. I never stay at one place the whole night there. There are too many places to visit.

>>8289291
I really wanna say something nice about anon but the thing is she really ruined my trust in people again. I thought we we're really good friends and we could share anything together our ups and downs, but it turned out she was talking about me behind my back and told everyone everything I shared with her in confidence. I've been having constant panic attacks again since yesterday and this morning I sat besides my bed for 3hours straight looking at a wall because I couldn't stop my body from shaking. I don't know what to do or who to talk to, I've been taken advantage of in the past when I was this vulnerable and I'm just afraid all the bad things that happened before will happen again. I don't know why I'm posting it here but I just want to tell it to someone while I stay anonymous and 4chan has always been my refuge during these dark times.

>>8296180
No, I'm going to go for a week or so. I just figured that since Pride is coming up, I might as well go around that time. I am not really into clubs and wild nightlife stuff so events sound perfect. I'll look around for a calendar, thanks!

>>8296347
Check out nerdyorkcity.com!

>>8296337
>say don't call cis girls he unless they turn out to be tranners after all
>get called a tranner

>>8296389
>I've been taken advantage of in the past when I was this vulnerable
What happened before?

>>8296389
Talk shit behind her back as well. That way she knows what it feels like. Don't be a pussy and let others take advantage of you like this. You have to fight back at some point, anon.
I could tell you that it's going to be okay and to just ignore the problem and eventually it will pass. But fuck that. It's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself.. Clear your name from the accusations. Fuck that bitch for what she did to you.

>>8296389
Someone from here did this? You girls need to stop being so damn trusting of the losers you meet on 4chan.

>>8296261
Peeps is the OP from the other lesgen, and confirmed being Haha anon too. If you love the eyes so much why don't you join them?

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>>8296414
Haha-anon being the attention whore as always.

>>8296414
Proof?

>>8296414
So, the anon that posts that pic in every thread is the OP from transgen, and the peeps themselves belong to the haha traitor?

>>8296409
I have been mentally and physically abused by an ex to a point where I started cutting myself and blaming myself for being in this situation I really felt so shit at this time that everything my ex said I believed was true and pretty much lost all my friends during that time.

Before that I also have had a stalker that made me paranoid about literally everything online and outside.

Both of this I have been able to move on from even though it took me a long time and I with the help of new friends I managed to feel safe and comfortable again. But right now I relapsed back to that point where I have constant anxiety again.

>>8296411
I don't wanna shit talk about other people. Even though they do it about me I am not that type of person.

>>8296435
>I don't wanna shit talk about other people. Even though they do it about me I am not that type of person.
You're weak, anon. Things such as these will keep happening to you until you learn to defend yourself. I'm sure you know this already. Stop confiding in others so easily as well. Some things in your past and about you should be kept to yourself.

>>8296435
Well anon you are the type of person who gets fucked over by others, there are a ton of assholes out there who prey on people like you, it's a fact, they can sense it.

What's done is done, but you really need to learn how to bite back. Assholes don't bother with people who they know can overpower them or at least snap back at them.

You got betrayed again and you're being passive about it again, you either start waking up or you keep telling yourself that you're not the kind of person who bite back every time someone fucks you over. It's your life and your choice.

>>8296457
>>8296461
I have been able to do that for quite a while. But at one point I get lonely and want to have friends again, I can be stone cold and bite back, but I always get friends that tell me that its wrong of me to be like this and I need to be more open up to people otherwise I will lose my friends. But whenever I do, shit like this happens. I just don't know what to do I guess Im just socially to awkward to know how to play the friend game. And please don't tell me screw friends cause like I said at one point I just start craving social interaction again. But how do I know how to filter out the shit people that keep coming into my life.

More importantly how do I stop myself from having the constant panic attacks that keep occurring right now due to my anxiety. I can't lay down without feeling sick, I cant sit down comfortably cause my body is all nervous, and when I tried walking outside at one point I just couldn't move my legs anymore.

>>8296366
Sounds good, I'll check it out. Are dudes allowed in these places?

>>8296499
Don't listen to that anon. You're too fragile to out-bitch a bitch. It's best to stay out of a toxic environment and toxic people. Stay with good people, be yourself and watch out for warning signs next time. That's how you stay safe and happy.

>>8295495
She's biscum, but she's still finding the girls
>>8295728
In a small cities nearby 2 other small cities in a Latin American country.

>>8296527
>Stay with good people, be yourself and watch out for warning signs next time.
She can't do that, genius. Stop giving useless advice, you're basically telling her "hey don't change a thing! Good luck!".

>>8296499
>And please don't tell me screw friends cause like I said at one point I just start craving social interaction again.
You want to stay friends with people that fuck you over because you can't handle being alone at times?

>But how do I know how to filter out the shit people that keep coming into my life.
They will make themselves known eventually. Once they do, drop them. But by the time you realize who they are, they have already fucked you over again and you will do nothing about it because you are weak and afraid of being alone.

Friends do not let other friends get bullied, anon.
If they tell you to be passive about things like this as well, they are weak as well.

>>8296552
>Latin American country
Come to America before the wall goes up. We could always use more lesbians here.

>>8296555
She says she has new friends now that she's cool with. You are telling to be a bitch and go back and confront the people who made her life miserable. It's the worst thing she can do and it won't end well.

>>8296567
I-I wish I could... Have you heard of what's happening in Venezuela...?

>>8296572
Nope. What happened? I'm guessing it's more of a shithole than it was before.

>>8296565
I didnt say I want to stay friends with people that fuck me over, I said I want to be friends with people who don't fuck me over. And yes I barely have had friends ever since I got out of highschool. My ex made sure of that at the time. And since then I have had a hard time making new friends because I dont trust people. The one good person I have met in my entire life lives 2500 miles away from me and I would love to hang out with her constantly but sadly I can't due to how far we are apart.

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>>8296572
>Amerifats knowing anything about other countries or world news

>>8296575
It is, and it's very hard to leave the country even for a holiday because of the inflation (over 400% I think) and it's just really hard to just leave to the US, if I leave I'd go to another South american country because it's cheaper and easier, I haven't even gone to college because I'm just waiting to see when I can leave. I don't think it'll happen any time soon though.

>>8296389
Go to therapy, pal.

>>8296565
This, exactly.

All the friends I have are trustworthy, known them for a very long time now, they trust me with very personal and intimate things in their lives and so do I. Never seen any red flag with them and they've proved with time to be worthy friends.
I have cut off every shit person in my life after seeing the first warning signs, some are still acquaintances but I know that I can't let them get too close.

The fact that I'm also a pretty aggressive person helps with not having many people trying to mess with me.

Don't forget anon that people are just like animals, they sense and prey on the weak. Don't be an easy prey anymore.

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>>8296580
Gonna be honest, I'm a professor at Harvard who is also a Navy Seal and I didn't even know countries outside of the US existed. That's totally not due to the failure of our education system or my own lack of motivation to learn worldly, practical knowledge, but instead is due simply to the fact that no one else matters in the world besides the USA.

>>8296569
And it's one of her "new friends" that betrayed her, reading comprehension please.

>>8296572
>Venezuela
Fuck, pls tell me you don't live there anon.

>>8296581
Where do you want to go to college? 'Merica?

>>8296632
Too expensive, I honestly don't care as long as it's a normal country with at least some LGBT population, my cousin moved to Ecuador and some of my family to Bolivia, it's really not that important to me where.

>>8296627
Always have anon...

>>8296663
Nah, come to the US. It'll be fun.

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>>8296668
I wish I could fraudulently marry you and give you citizenship, anon, but I have a gf and I don't think she'd be okay with me marrying another woman.

>>8296663
I agree, it's expensive and visa restrictions are a bitch.

>>8296678
I don't have a gf, so I could marry her and grant her citizenship.

Venezuela anon, d-do you want to marry me?

>>8296673
Milk has sugar there, I can't live in a hell like that
>>8296678
It's okay Anon ;-;
>>8296700
In a heartbeat <3

>>8296710
>In a heartbeat <3
Pack your bags, anon. You're about to start your new life in burgerland.

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>tfw old straight girl crush is getting fat and you've lost 30 lbs since college
Her younger sister still looks good. She's a bislut though.

>>8296750
>>8296710

Congrats, Venezuela anon, I hope you enjoy [Germany?]!

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>>8296889
>burgerland
>germany

>>8296750
>>8296889
I thought that too lmao, but then I made the connection