GOTHBOICLIQUE edition. which gbc member do u want to kiss and hold hands with??
>tfw pic will never be u
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>8255441
>>8257658
None
I want muh gf
I want muh bf
>when you finally make a laser appointment
yesss I can't wait to be shot in the face
not everything in the 80s was terrible though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCoE3L4J8sM
>>8257671
£140. Fuck I'm tempted.
>>8257661
Maybe stop being a dysfunctional schizoid then.
>>8257678
'80s punk was pretty good if you don't mind all the machismo
>>8257671
This summer I'm going to look into getting laser, I might start with my chest just because it's easier to conceal. I want to get that and face done ASAP. Then later on just blast everything but my head hair and eyebrows.
>>8257678
i like depeche mode
>>8257668
same ; ~ ;
i want to treat her to a hug
like, a big one
some kisses too
and maybe take her to a nice place to have hot cocoa together
>>8257685
if ur still boimode just say you got shaving irritation there if anyone even asks
>>8257693
Maybe, I don't know how much marking electrolysis makes. It's another reason why I want to start with chest, so I can see how my skin reacts.
I'm too pale and blonde, I don't expect laser to be an option.
test
>>8257702
aw :c
good idea though
i look really nice but really sad :'<
>>8257705
yeah
I've had 5 sessions so far and I still feel like I have tons of facial hair but it's definitely thinning out
I can show a results pic maybe but it would take me a while to edit all my faces out
>>8257681
Nnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>8257661
Good thing you have her. <3
>>8257711
how much does it cost you total? i really want laser and facial hair is the main cause of dysphoria these days for me
i hate having to shave stubble every time I go out and put on concealer
>>8257631
>sure i guess. go for it.
posting it again because i missed the fact there was a new thread
ok inc music in no particular order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9pUR1QV3yQ
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ebalj05jcb8yl9/04%20-%2017th%20Boulevard%20-%20Memories%20VIP.flac?dl=0 (dont ask theres no youtube of this)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07uXL3H8wrQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REUVZ9DS4wE [Embed]
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0grqxir05chb6bm/The%20Bar-Kays%20--%20Holy%20Ghost.mp3?dl=0 (again sorry no youtube, all the ones on there are fucked up or low quality)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKnHbPkE2FU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtD1IpH5a5Q [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX4cgukN0DI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A4a3mplXPo [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrdYwG17PE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnUTO48ncpY [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsLKEado_o [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBtYOI8U3Cc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdlzr0FyYY [Embed]
iv got loads more but thats enough for now
I keep fucking up and touching my newly-installed earrings and having to deinfect like a dumb bastard even though Sertii yelled at me to be more careful.
>>8257708
Me2, but not nice looking
>>8257711
I don't wanna waste your time. Does it make it easier to hide it? I spend ages shaving in the morning to try and get it really close and I end up with shitty skin and you still see the roots.
What exercises can I do to feminise my body shape?
>>8257728
did you go somewhere professionally to get it done? there's a special disinfectant that they give you for that and it takes 8 weeks to heal. make sure you twist them 3 times daily too so that the discharge doesn't build up
>>8257737
cardio + lots of squats
>>8257741
How many squats you aim to work up to daily? Also weights?
>>8257747
it's best to ask /fit/ about that one they know the specifics. but generally no you don't want to lift
>>8257690
Korra please e plain to me why fundies are nuts?
>>8257752
its shitty people looking for a moral high ground to continue being shitty people to anyone that doesn't live exactly like them despite their religion saying do the exact opposite of that
exceptions exist but they're the extreme minority not the majority
>>8257751
I meant weights in the squats. I weigh 160ish so I don't really know how much that will make legs nicer.
>>8257723
I think the first 6 sessions were $380~?
yeah having to shave every day is the fucking worst. these days I can get by shaving like every other day without looking too gross if I'm lazy. the cool thing is though about a week after each laser session my skin is baby smooth and the hair slowly comes back in so I only have to shave like once a week uwu
>>8257678
From my collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31abJDvQhuU
Missing Persons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX86s8fHgkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDly1Oc_P4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UpLtGEWoY
nim don't fuck me and cancel the trip i've said no to some pretty fun stuff to host you :p
>>8257762
idk friend try google and /fit/ i do think for the squats you use a little weight though
>>8257765
that's not bad at all. i will look into it for sure after I find a second job. no way I could afford that currently
>>8257761
Idk if they are a minority really
I don't know many moderate Christians
>>8257764
You're super dorky, but that's okay.
if you want good fitness advice look into the reddit sub for women's fitness.
/fit/ knows jack shit and will call you an attentionwhore for asking women's specific lifting advice
>>8257732
that's ok because STRANGELY ENOUGH I don't actually have any good pre-transition pictures of my facial hair that weren't like a week of growth. and yeah, it makes it easier but I still always feel like I have a dark shadow on my upper lip :[ i still pass tho
>>8257741
I just got a saline solution which seems to be what is recommended by the NHS anyway.
>>8257783
are you getting fit just so you can defend yourself from me when i pick you up
>>8257776
extreme minority. some exist they just are often drowned out by the overzealous loud retards that think the entire world should be forced to live and believe exactly like they do
i know a few really chill catholics that don't treat degenerates like filth
>>8257787
i guess that's what its called all i remember was being told not to use alcohol
>>8257791
not only for that reason, but YES that's a big part
>tfw you get a birthday present from your orbiter :3
>>8257787
Dakin's solution is pretty much ideal for that if you can find some. Just don't get any on your clothes.
>>8257797
>tfw need to buy my favorite orbiter another present
How do I get the real life equivalent of Tracer's hair?
>>8257801
Heavy duty styling gel.
>>8257724
bowie is good. some of its bad. but this songs ok.
don't care much for ravey/dance music but idk theres still talent in it.
is that pink floyd or the beatles
time to jam
pearl jams ok.
jazzy is nice
muse is radiohead with a pop producer. i kinda like them just find their lyrics lame most times
megadeth is the better metallica
momcore
>>8257801
An undercut basically, I just get the sides and back trimmed with scissors every few months while I grow out the top.
The spikes are impossible without looking like a cosplayer, of course. But I'd say a longer undercut is how you get the natural version of it.
She was high key my inspo too.
Post appearance goals.
>>8257767
i like tht first one lots
>>8257824
>>8257824
forgot about this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDO4g9THrQ0
Blonde - Rapture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g
Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
>>8257806
Billy Joel's An Innocent Man album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Z9f_qgdlY
>>8257830
Check out more by them. They were a great band that didn't fit the mold.
>>8257836
Why do I keep seeing this picture
>>8257845
its nims derpy cat
>>8257824
i think im ok with how i look
>>8257824
what if i dont have any though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA
Young Marble Giants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tboESor89CU
>>8257824
>>8257861
I think I found my real one
>tfw you become intensely jealous and paranoid the moment your SO interacts with any of her cis girl friends in any way at all
I feel so inferior to cis girls I wish I was normal.
>>8257864
It's super comfy looking, if I can't be a cool cyborg femme fatale I'll settle for comfy autumn hipster.
>>8257824
>>8257871
yeah, that looks really nice
i just feel really sad now
i dont really have any idea what i wanna do with my appearance
or myself
there's so much that interests me that it's hard to figure out
>>8257871
stop watching anime
Do you guys have any articles on being born trans? Is there anything out there about how your brain develops before your body does
>>8257824
It's never happening but a girl can dream.
>>8257875
I'm pretty lost too. I see a lot of inspo pictures of varying styles that I wish were me. Right now I just want to lose weight and then start experimenting with outfits.
Right now I'm still just dressing in my repression clothes, lots of muted boring colours that look miserable.
I hope I can find a look that I like, and can also pull off myself and look like a girl in.
>>8257884
I could pull off this look if I was a small size and not a medium size
>>8257885
>I see a lot of inspo pictures of varying styles that I wish were me.
Yeahhhhhh
I dunno
I think like, you should go for looks that best fit your personality.
There's stuff I like that definitely doesn't suit me as a person
But then that's the kinda tricky part is figuring out what does, or what me as a person is lol.
>>8257892
>or what me as a person is lol
YEP. I still have very little idea who Sam is, I've only known her for about 8 months.
Just have to try things and find what feels like me.
>>8257824
>>8257824
I googled my picture and got this so I guess this is where I'm headed. I'm okay with this.
>>8257824
>>8257824
>>8257897
You'll figure it out. A lot of it just comes with time, by doing, by experiencing life.
I'm starting to get a semblance of self but I still need to live a little more and figure shit out.
>>8257824
>>8257890
That's one of my biggest insecurities right now.
Like, I'm a size 8 and could possibly diet into a 6 and when I look at Caitlynn Jenner who is "supposedly" a size 10 - she looks like an enormous hulking beast and I can't help but get depressed like shit, do I look like that?
>>8257905
Cut out the choker and piercings and this is pretty much where I'm trying to head right now.
I want that hair.
>tfw been on hormones longer than her in this picture and she looks better than i will for years
feels bad
>>8257918
>tfw size 18
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
>>8257923
5'9
110lbs
at least you dont look like a death camp survivor
>>8257914
thats a transgender woman my friendorino
Boop! How is everyone today? :D
>>8257928
shoo shoo spooky skeleton
>>8257919
idk if I would ever actually try to look like that because i rly want to get harassed but i think shes rly cute
>>8257932
forgot pic
>>8257934
**i don't want to get harassed
dog fucking damn it
>>8257933
im trying to put on weight okay
do you ever wonder if people take pictures of you when you go out
thats scary
>>8257918
I wear a women's medium which I guess is a size 8
There is no way Caitlyn Jenner is a size 10. She has to be at least a size 16/18
>>8257929
There really isn't all that much difference.
>>8257940
i nvr did before but i probably am going to now dammit beep
>>8257824
I want to look like my mom :) She is the most beautiful person I know! Since I am her daughter I am already halfway there!
>>8257940
someone took a video of me once I think
>>8257930
Come on discord
larger womens sizes exist because sometimes women are large too and its ok
>>8257951
Okie doe!
>>8257952
those always look like they'll just slide off
>Complete the next line:
______ is the cutest.
>>8257960
the girl I like is the cutest
>>8257960
(You)
>>8257960
"Anyone but me"
>>8257960
RL Hedgehogs
>>8257957
There's a band on the inside that hugs it to your body, I believe.
I need to try more shoulder stuff, honestly.
>>8257952
But large men in woman's clothing are not OK.
>>8257960
Tanya, duh
>>8257964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uNUFB46FAC
for tranny and tranny related activities
pls
https://www.kageshi.com/rooms/trannyzone
I might try and get fit, learn first aid, and volunteer for a safety bike patrol at the local arboretum. Would be fun.
>>8257969
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uNUFB46FAC
You and nim both! She last told me that she invented a hair tugging machine just for me :S
>>8257960
Anna
I don't have the heart to tell my gf I'm not attracted to females at all anymore. How can I let her down easy?
>>8257975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NYmqZZfHE5
>>8257981
10/10
>>8257980
>gf
ree get out normie
>>8257878
Nature had an article on the new understanding on how sex is determined.
https://www.nature.com/news/sex-redefined-1.16943
>>8257980
tell her you like guys and not girls really. let her know you still love her but y'all are incompatible as a couple. oh make sure she knows there's nothing she could have done better and nothing is wrong with her and she should understand eventually
>>8257973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pssvdnkCHY
>>8257981
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NYmqZZfHE5
It's true :S Why me!?
>>8257935
Yeah... This is the exact pic I was thinking of ;_;
>>8257942
I've always wondered about those celeb sites that have measurements and I'm fairly sure it's mostly BS but sometimes I can't help but wonder. I don't normally feel that big but I can't see myself how others do.
>>8257974
First aid is pretty fun and easy to learn and it looks great on a resume :)
>>8257992
same to be honest
>>8257993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Snew7R5kr1
I am going to dox haribu
>>8257986
If anyone else has anything else like this i appreciate it!
>>8258000
plz no she's really nice
>>8258000
I'm going to dox Anonymous.
Thanks for answer
>>8257961
>>8257962
>>8257963
>>8257964
>>8257978
You all get +1 Cute Points
>>8257968
You get +2 Cute Points because of reasons.
>>8257974
>trannies in charge of first aid
please no
>>8257999
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Snew7R5kr1
But but but! I can be bad too! Grr! I can be super not nice! :(!
at what point does the "i hate myself" part go away
>>8258011
The point you love yourself
ive made it one day without crying can i get a head pat
>>8258011
after suicide
>>8258011
when ur cute ^_^
>>8258011
when you realize how cute you are and stop focusing on your small flaws
>>8258011
that band is actually rly good didn't rly expect you to like that kind of music you mostly post normie shit
God damn I haven't had an energy drink in ages what did I see in these
>>8258026
i like them they make me feel like my heart is going to explode
>tfw awful voice and no idea where to begin fixing it
>tfw can't afford training
>>8258026
I like the buzz
>>8258028
hi spicy! i was outside for so long today! i mean i guess i was just doing yardwork/painting with my mom but thats a start right?
>>8258034
Yes, that is a good start! I am proud of you :D
>>8258026
>not staying up all night eating doritos and drinking Monster™ energy drink
when did you become so casual?
>>8258028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtN79YFD4L
>>8258015
*pat*
>>8258037
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtN79YFD4L
I think the nose poke is a step too far.
>>8258037
Only I can do nose boops! Only me!!!!!!!!
>>8258026
SIPS
post qt trans youtubers
>>8258000
Good luck :)
>>8258005
<3
>>8258026
I had a friend that was obsessed with redbull and he drank them all day. One time smoking a joint in his car he offered me one and it was disgusting :/
Also uppers give me anxiety and palpitations ;_;
Who is the cutest girl on mtfg?
are we posting music????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3q-xMMctEI
>>8258019
what if that doesn't happen
>>8258050
her
>>8258039
>excessively sweet
o yeah I only buy sugar free ones
idk how people can stand drinking like 70 grams of sugar for breakfast
>>8258050
nim
>>8258050
the girl I like :*(
>>8258053
why does your mom make you do boy chores?
>>8258053
Just reading that gave me the heeby-jeebies xS dats not good senpai
>>8258050
whoever looks the least like me
>>8258047
who is she?
>>8258051
https://soundcloud.com/coldhart/9-wear-my-jacket-ft-horse-head-prod-by-90s-bambino
ur link is pretty nice
>>8258059
Yeah I only drink the sugar free ones as well but there's so much artificial sweetener it's like drinking hard candy
>>8258050
my bf makes me feel like the cutest~
>>8258054
what's your name?
>>8258039
but it stains your teeth :(
>>8258042
im literally Hitler anon
>>8258044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2VDsYC3pQ
>>8258048
ur also super pretty too but i didnt wanna lay it on too thick and make it weird
>>8258050
(You)
>>8258053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sYIrxBrPrn
>>8258050
beepbeep's doggo
>>8258031
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
>>8258073
I'm not a trip so I don't have one here.
I'm not really the cutest I just like pretending I'm pretty
I want kiss boys and get a bf and marry him~~
>>8258080
trip on nim
>>8258080
my bf is so rough the first time kissed him my mouth felt kinda sore after<3
>>8258068
Andrian Aliazas
>>8258050
Tanya, of course
>>8258062
i only have 2 sisters, my dad works all day and since i was born a boy im still relagated to do boy chores like mowing the lawn, heavy lifting, and stuff, no matter how well i pass or how weak hormones have made me.
>>8258063
its fine i think we just have painting left to do. lots and lots of painting. maybe i can convince my mom to give me money after we are done for laser.
>>8258074
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2VDsYC3pQ
Madness! >:( That is super annoying to do to someone! I know from experience because I do it to hubby!
>>8258080
Same but girls
>>8258070
they're soooo gooooood elanna
>>8258090
That would be pretty neat! :O! Moni yes please!
At what point do I consider using a name?
>>8258085
why do i find this so hot
>>8258086
thanks. she looks cute indeed
>>8258075
does anyone want to see my ass
>>8258101
literally whenever u feel like it
>>8258093
same. girls are so soft, tender and adorable when you kiss then. guys try to like rape your mouth with their gross tongue and bad breathe.
Even when i was dating guys i still didnt like kissing them most of the time. they are just baaaaaaaaaaad kissers. too agressive
>>8258097
i doubt she will tho
>>8258101
when people wonder who you are
>>8258107
nah
>>8258102
He'd also suck on my chest and I'm really sensitive so I was screaming and begging him to stop~ He founding funny how I'd tell him I love him and hug him after making me beg him to stop lol
>>8258110
Now now! No room for doubt! Let's be hopeful! :D
>>8258047
>post qt trans youtubers
kay
>>8258051
>are we posting music????
It's atb weather today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0KxxbenJKY
>>8258057
They used to sell some here that were alcoholic but they were banned pretty quickly.
They also used to sell caffeinated water, which couldn't possibly be safe at all. That was also quickly banned >.>
>>8258074
I wish I could see it, but thank you :)
>>8258122
i guess. also i was jk about the whole mouth rape with guys they arent that bad. girls are just better
>>8258090
>maybe i can convince my mom to give me money after we are done for laser.
Can't hurt to try.
I think having srs has reduced my "autogynephilia".
>>8258117
o-omg
dog dammit i want a bf so much rn
>>8257952
Larger sizes are for fatties and women with unfortunate bone structures
>>8258107
I've seen your ass, and I'm jealous.
>>8258091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00avbu4Plls
When I'm with you I don't feel so empty
>>8258134
>women with unfortunate bone structures
like trannies... ;___;
>>8258133
uncut guys are the best too, they precum so much it makes me drool~
>>8258129
are you glad you had it done?
>>8258117
Why is /mtfg/ the only place where people discuss having boyfriends like this?
>>8258146
Yes, very.
>>8258107
yeah sure sounds good
>>8258117
Fuck. Now I want that so bad.
>>8258117
>playing with boobs
literally my lewd button. i can go from 0% in the mood to 200% daddy please if he pinches or sucks on them. it's ridiculous how sensitive that area is. same with my neck
>>8258147
u probably think that because don't listen to / see whatever any other women talking about sex
>>8258136
its one of the good ones
>>8258145
are you jerking off right now?
>>8258145
oh my... >.<
>>8258160
Yeah, I don't see people talk about this in real life. But there should be other online communities that do it.
>>8258161
So how is queen anne. doing?
>>8258159
o_o My virgin eyes!
>>8258159
YEAH HE KISSED MY NECK AND I STARTED SHIVERING
I'm literally addicted to it
>>8258159
They get more sensitive on HRT?
>>8258051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGeEE05N5A
>tfw finally realized that it's okay to need makeup to pass
I feel 1000x better now.
>>8258170
idk dude go on tumblr or somewhere where theres lots of women im sure you can find them. i meant too women do talk about this stuff irl just not to random ppl (you)
>>8258171
i am good (vry hungry atm)
had lotsa free time today so im helping my bff deal with some things while also planning things to do for our trip to nashville in a few weeks
how is you
>>8258175
Not for everyone unfortunately...
>>8258129
Tragic
>>8258161
pls share some of your good ass genetics not everyone here is so fortunate
>>8258154
>>8258172
>husband
>virgin
wew lass gud joke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JyGOZ0WHTi
>>8258173
boys have a crazy amount of control over us to get us in the mood. i literally turn into a drooling retard when he pay attention to the right areas and that's just foreplay it's not fair ; ~ ;
>>8258175
100xs more sensitive but if you play with them every so often it'll help increase sensitivity but YMMV
>>8258177
You look great before and after. But damn.
>>8258180
tired... CFS has me feeling tired.
I need to shower and go to mom&dad's to see my brother and SIL. I just have no energy.
Just listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZiwhDAo04
One of the many albums I had that I haven't replaced.
>frames of sunglasses i ordered for try on came in
Sup it's Alpha McChad Bro here where's the free gfs at
>>8258192
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JyGOZ0WHTi
But but but! I am the elder one! I am the prune monster!
>>8258175
For me they got maybe twice as sensitive. From very insensitive to somewhat sensitive. Never had them touched by someone else, though.
>>8257658
>>8258196
Now you just need to get yourself a real not-airsoft gun someday
>>8258175
they feel soooo so amazing honestly
>>8258197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wrnsPDQBgd
>>8258192
I mean it's easy for me to turn him on too, I literally just have to start kissing him and rubbing my hands over him and he just attacks me~
I love him so much
>>8258206
Hah, I wish I had the Sarah Conner vibe going on but I feel like every frame I got makes me look like a dude lmao
>>8258177
wow you're so hot shakira
>>8258209
tfw no gf like this
>>8258212
HD cutie
>>8258177
Is this actually you?
>>8258209
mine takes forever to get going because he's a little older but his sensitive spots are his chest and earlobes. if i get those he's putty in my hands
>>8258161
what did you do to get your butt
>all these newfriends
>>8258212
hey grace pls kill me with that pleasss
>>8258208
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wrnsPDQBgd
You can bully cracra! :O!
http://clyp.it/oadffvlu
>>8258180
Hey are you going to show me your butt or not anne
>>8258230
who cares about butt
the only important thing is trip trappy feetsies
>>8258228
wat did i just listen to. Quadratic function gives us pizza?
>>8258220
Only in pictures babe
Went in front of a mirror and looked d i s g u s t i n g
>>8258227
Gotchu senpai
anne smells like old hamburgers
Does anyone here use lotion on their girl parts (male)? I've started doing it to try and make the skin softer and smoother.
>>8258236
xD Yes!
>>8258238
Seriously. Seeing you is giving me hope. So shut up. I wish I looked like you.
spicy is for hair tuggs y/n
>>8258206
I <3 her
stop making me >tfw no bf
>>8258246
No!
>>8258228
nope i wanna bully you until you cry like a baby and I collect those tears >:3
im just a mean girl that likes doing mean things to good girls muhaha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JtOIweA4g3
>>8258247
too low bodyfat desu
>>8258251
YES!
>>8258240
>touching your gt
AGP
>>8258244
Sorry anon lol
I still get a warped, dysphoric perception of myself often
But I appreciate it
>>8258239
trying to scare people away from her so you can have her to yourself? It won't work. I know what she is like.
>>8258239
emily smell like teriyaki chicken and old hotdog serum
>>8258177
shakira will you be my gf?
>>8258240
I use lotion on my entire body
it's cool
>>8258222
My bfs 21 and I'm 19 so we're both like, young and excitable
when i start eating will my puerto rican genes kick in and give me a butte or no do you think
>>8258262
anne it's just true!
someone buy me a good webcam so i can post pics okay?
>>8258274
use your phone
>>8258276
my phone makes my head look big :^(
>>8258274
how about I come over to your house and bring my webcam and take a big poo on your chest and upload it for mtfg
>>8258274
I used my phone and it was alright?
>>8258270
>Not you too! ;_;
only in a cute way tho i wouldnt want to hurt you :0
>>8258274
add me on snapchat
>>8258280
don't use the front facing camera
>>8258283
It takes me forever to do my hair! No hair tuggs!
>>8258270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mlZHUkcsWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aa0EJ7zb-8
>>8258262
It was one of the 100 albums a friend gave to me for my b-day. All were British bands.
TUGGS FOR SPICY TUGGS FOR SPICY TUGGS FOR SPICY
>>8258291
Why is this hot?
>>8258053
>>8258074
u dumb blonde
>>8258284
but i barely use snapchat
>>8258262
You're in big trouble now
>>8258300
use it more
tfw blonde from the roots in.
>>8258302
why
>>8258304
many models need makeup...
>>8258280
>>8258285
The selfie cam on my S6 edge is fucking dicks
Warps the fuck out of my head and triggers me all the time
I'll like start it up and then it'll find my face and be like EXPAND and then my head looks like a balloon
>>8258306
cause I need friends but I'm too scared to join the mtfg discord or adopt a trip
>>8258293
only if i can tug on your hair when i come for popcorn that you promised me
>>8258314
Both cameras on my s5 are terribad, but thankfully I have a real camera to use for quality shots. It's still pretty terrible in low light conditions though :/
>>8258321
Sure it is! My hair is wet all day since it's so thicc! >:)
>>8258321
>*bullies u sexually*
>sexually
korra confirmed transbian after all
>>8258321
https://clyp.it/zsqIhtl4 !
Try now
>>8258330
:(
>>8258327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O1nqsQGJNq
>>8258338
do you like talking about boys?
>>8258339
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O1nqsQGJNq
>korra wants to make out with you
transbian confirmed
>>8258342
like how much you don't like them?
opinions on the following .png, /mtfg/?
>>8258258
you look exactly like a cis girl in my math class
>>8258354
i'd suck her off
>>8258350
Some boys are gross but some of them make you feel cute and your heart race and all smily
>>8258354
I think you need new hobbies
>>8258346
im not gay reeee
>>8258353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q4c0h8HmvE
>>8258364
no one makes me feel cute :(
Do you have any orbiters /mtfg/? How do I aquire one?
how do i deal with having a big boney face
>>8258369
god ur such a shameless tranny chaser
there's being trans attracted then there is you
>>8258367
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q4c0h8HmvE
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! >:( My hair is not for pulling!
>>8258371
find a boy
>>8258375
>not getting an obvious joke
hon rage is so petty
>>8258374
eat more
get big
why do my eyes have a glazed over expression like im half-asleep
>>8258377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kxFKqKD9ib
spicy tears are for collecting >:3
>>8258371
Find a big masculine man to make you feel smol and cute and cuddle him and never let him go
>>8258388
post a picture
>>8258390
im 6'0 no one is making me feel smol lol
First day of my new job tmrw wish me luck...
>>8258397
gl qt
>>8258394
find a really fit 6'4"+ guy and I guarantee you he will make you feel tiny
>>8258389
I want to watch the world burn baby burn! >:) Including my tears!
>>8258397
good luck i know you will do great! just try to be confident and remember you're never going to speak to these people again
>>8258391
not my eye but like this
>>8258397
good luckers
>>8258402
but thats a guy
https://clyp.it/mxoauu4d
someone pls be my roommate
I'm in utah
>>8258397
GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best wishes!
>>8258388
I know why mine do.
I'm exhausted, and canceled tonight.
>>8258410
you think a girl will make you feel smol and safe?
>>8258422
maybe :(
>>8258422
5'11" Only a tower can make me feel smol height wise :/
Priorities!
>>8258432
girls are pretty tho
>>8258373
Try to make friends, then realize no guys want to be friends with a girl and end up with orbiters instead
They're just annoying though
>>8258432
More into girls. I'm feeling more and more into guys. Apparently hrt makes you like guys more? (Not on HRT yet)
>>8258430
help me!!
>>8258428
>I'm so sorry
It's not awful in slc we have informed consent and housing and workplace protections but like it's also utah so
>>8258446
Help you with what?
>>8258442
nim dont let people bully you into liking one gender or the other, go with who makes your heart flutter and you know what excited.
>>8258373
Why would you want one? All they do is annoy you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKg2PcbHEE
>>8258457
>I think a lot of girls keep their orientation(straight or gay) after they get on hrt
>so if you like girls before hrt as a boy
thats how it was for me. went from boy chasing twink to raging dyke
>>8258455
I don't think I can be your roomie! I already a roomie with ma hubbs! Have you tried putting an ad out?
what the fuck did you say about me you little
b-b-baka
>>8258445
it did to me
I was bi before but am now much much more romantically interested in men
>>8258462
That's easy! I can tell you the secret to happiness :D If you want to know but it's hard to understand or do!
>>8258457
IDK about my sexuality too much. Just going to continue not hitting on people and not getting hit on. It'll all stay the same!
>tfw friend once again complimented me for my good facial hair genes, comparing his two week stubble to my two day stubble and saying i'd have a nice beard in no time
>>8258457
>tfw u don't have any idea what your orientation was before hrt and have no idea what it is after HRT
Story checks out
>>8258462
>excited how
you know... excited... i dont want to say it its lewd
anyone else ever get that feeling where you realise you're never going to accomplish anything and you're never going to be anyone special, especially not to yourself, and it's just gonna be 60 more years of this shit most likely?
>>8258487
frequently
>>8258480
you went from bi agp to bi agp desu
>>8258487
IDK. I just had someone tell me that I am going to do great things in this world xS I want to believe!
>>8258487
yeah kinda often actually
>>8258468
I want a 4chan tranny roommate, my bf lives in sweden and is in military training rn so it'll be a few years before I can move in with him.
>>8258487
yes :/
>>8258487
I really don't want to live past 30. 20 in a month or 2 so looks like 10 years left
>>8258500
Live contently! ! !
>>8258500
sexually aroused
>>8258479
tfw I grew 3mm of beard a day.
>>8258487
*HUGS*
It hurts worse to know you were something, and now are nothing.
>tfw differently shaped eyes
I HATE IT SO MUCH IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FREAK AAHHHHHH
sadd
>>8258523
IT MAKES YOUR GT STAND UP AND SAY HERLLO
>>8258525
me 2
How the fuck do you all undestand this shit so easily? This makes less sense than Inter-universal Teichmuller Theory.
>>8258535
its like step-by-step telling you what to do
>>8258523
Serve others and Attitude adjustment!
>>8258535
both 18 and 19 i understood very easily desu
Do these voice exercises work for most people? And is it training to the point my normal voice will become that or will I always have to try for it? Do you get stuck in a weird halfway state where you sound like an idiot?
>>8258535
It's easier if you used to be a singer and have an interest in linguistics
I have a cis girl voice cause of this experience
>>8258549
im gonna start singing lessons for this reason
i hope it helps!
>>8258548
you're changing yourvoice tp rest at a different position so you'll be able to do it without trying eventually.
Kinda funny switching between both in games
>>8258535
there are videos too. it's easier when you can hear and read
>mom comes home
>"son? hello? how are you?"
>only sound heard is me putting boxes in front of my door so she can't open it
>>8258535
What is this from?
>>8258555
So it'll be hard to hide? Living with uni friends next year and they might get weird about fem voice.
>>8258548
>Do these voice exercises work for most people?
my voice is the biggest reason I pass, they worked pretty well for me
>And is it training to the point my normal voice will become that or will I always have to try for it?
It becomes easier to maintain after a while but if I go too long without practicing I definitely start slipping into a more masculine pitch and resonance.
>Do you get stuck in a weird halfway state where you sound like an idiot?
this doesn't happen to me but in the beginning my voice would get tired by the end of the day
>>8258492
But I'm trutrans :(
i have a psychiatrist appointment tomorrow morning, my first one. i really want to try and come out to them, but i'm terrified. it would be my first time talking about being trans ever in person and not through text.
my hope is i can get proper help with my transition and also more mentally prepare myself for coming out to my family.
any advice? i feel sick inside i'm so nervous.
>>8258555
I really don't see how repeating "hah hah hah" over and over again will make me sound like a woman. I just don't get this. Like when you're in some far-out maths class and just don't get it, it just makes no fuckin sense whatsoever.
>>8258566
you can be agp and trutrans tho
>>8258562
Yeah I should structure my posts more. Completely new here. Thanks for the help. So you have to keep up these exercises what? 30 mins every day or something?
>>8258557
arm wrestle me already!
>>8258574
>I really don't see how repeating "hah hah hah" over and over again will make me sound like a woman. I just don't get this.
It's to build muscle control so you can tell how your throat should feel for later exercises.
>>8258585
hmmmmmmmmmmm
id win
>>8258584
eevvaaa ^>^
>>8258589
I will take u on!
>>8258560
No, I can still switch between talking like a girl and a guy.
for reference here's my girl voice https://clyp.it/dnvxwjob
I'll record a guy voice when I get home if you want.
>>8258551
singing is fun, I can't anymore, I wanna start practicing again.
>>8258574
of course there's more to it, but you're training your muscles/learning which muscles to use
>>8258580
The most important thing IMO is consistency. To get my voice to a point where I was comfortable using it in public, I did these exercises for an hour daily for about two months. I may have missed 2-5 days throughout but I tried to do them frequently. Now I'll just work on it whenever I feel like my voice is slipping because I've gotten kinda complacent. I worked on it for about 20 minutes today for example.
>>8258576
How am I both tho
This is lies and slander
>>8258590
I slept a bunch and I think I'm feeling a bit better now, how are you today!?
>>8258571
if you wanna make it easier to tell them you can write it on a piece of paper and give it to them, along with anything else
they shouldn't be judgemental so you'll see you don't need to be so nervous
>>8258571
Keep calm and relax :) Have a cup of tea :D
taking pictures is hard
>>8258603
i thought about this but we're going to need to talk to it eventually anyways, i should try. either way i'm going to be emotionally destroyed when i get home, thank gosh i have no work until friday.
>>8258606
i'm about to go for a walk and try to calm myself. it's easier to hold back tears in public.
>>8258571
The only reason I ended up talking about trans stuff up at my first appointment was because I wrote it on the paperwork she gave me to fill out and she brought it up first. So that's a possibility.
>>8258562
This is what triggers me the most, everyone here seems to find voice the easiest part of their transition yet somehow can't understand makeup at all. Makeup is easier!?!!!
>>8258625
I look at makeup tutorials and fucking panic.
>>8258595
>https://clyp.it/dnvxwjob
cute
>>8258601
im okay, lil bit of dysphoria
>>8258600
because anything else than 100% straight is AGP
>>8258620
Yep. Lots of recording myself reading things aloud. It's very hard at first because you will sound like hot garbage, but there's the occasional glimmer of hope when a phrase sounds vaguely feminine, and then eventually the triumph of having a decent voice.
>>8258627
>>8258628
i'll consider writing it down. it's still really scary.
someone is going to be staring at my masculine ass face as i talk about being trans with my masculine ass voice.
god that's awful.
>>8257678
this is like my favorite song ever 1988
https://youtu.be/cXn1gZOk1kk
>>8258644
I think the not immediate success will be a problem for me but thanks for the help.
>>8258600
I think its the tooth but w/e
>>8258633
nim bean says hi
>>8258600
auntie i turned 21 yesterday and like copped some meth and went to west hollywood and bought some meme rainbow leggings and shaved a lot did i do it right am i doing it right?
thinking about selling my foodstamps and buying a one way bus ticket to sanfran or something
>>8258603
hi maeve
>>8258607
omg ur tripcode is back
>>8258633
Kt8 has a term for days when you're not completely drowning in dysphoria but not exactly happy, she calls it the holding pattern
>>8258625
I never said it was easy. I just took it really seriously and got good results.
>>8258607
cute
>>8258641
actually IIRC most of the sissy fetish fantasy videos and stories mostly involve being feminized and having sex with men, being submissive to men and worshipping dick.
>>8258662
Your pants are so long! D: and they have holes in them! Das not guuud!
>>8258654
Just don't give up and you should be ok. I had to take it in really small doses when I first started because listening to my voice made me feel utterly hopeless. Even if you just start with a few minutes a day and make sure to listen to recordings to get used to your voice, you will be making progress.
I'm gonna do a trial run of using my tablet to communicate. Go into restaruant and order someone by typing and handing it to the waiter. If that goes without incident then I think that may be my solution for when I eventually girlmode. I've thought about it for a couple months now and it's entirely feasible so long as I pass well enough so that nobody cottons on to the real reason as to why I won't speak because my interactions with other people are minimal seeing as I don't have a job or anything.
>>8258662
CUTE
>>8258662
cute
>>8258674
thats so boring wtf be hardcore you pussy become a fulltime mime instead
>>8258674
rofl yes do it
also make friends this way
and a relationship
how to hrt?
>>8258683
Mute people have friends.
>>8258688
oh cool
im turning 21 on june 3rd
>>8258684
chemically castrate yourself while taking estrogen
>>8258684
you know how to cop meth but not estrogen?
>>8258668
Tbf I do kinda worship dick now tho
>>8258689
yes but the point was that it's going to backfire eventually for sure
>>8258666
>I remember I was pretty much unable to speak during it
i have a feeling this is going to happen to me, satan. i only ever talked about it online because somebody guessed it and forced it out of me literally like pic related. i would have never brought it up myself.
it'll be worse in person if i have to be the one to mention it.
>>8258681
in the end, yeah. right away, aah it's going to be awful.
>>8258694
who doesn't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U16Xg_rQZkA
>>8258674
Learn ASL too.
>>8258687
>whats a kt8
kinda shy and avoids /mtfg/ but she came here looking for help with transition and is pretty much my best friend
>>8258674
This just seems like a poor idea in the long run.
>>8258657
Wait wait ur transing?
>boy clothes
>boy hair cut
>boy swagger
>gender female all day
Fuck it
>>8258710
i think he's just pranking us desu
W E W
E
W
kink post incoming, being a degenerate is pretty much all I got going for me at this point
https://kozmofox.tumblr.com/post/160135939290/pissed-myself-while-drunk-at-a-friends-apartment?is_related_post=1
am I the only tranny into reading this stuff?
sweaty_green_shirt_man_mops_brow.jpg
>>8258710
idk i might some one needs to buy/give me girl pills and makeup and stuff i wanna go bar hoping and also lou reed wrote or sang a song that i am intrested in living its called like something something im gay and want to do wild shit
>>8258712
stop being a baka
>>8258703
do guys buy things for other guys
>>8258718
also here's another
>>8258717
>pissed-myself-while-drunk-at-a-friends
not clicking that shit nigga
>>8258722
But still work on your voice? I hate mine and I tried to be silent and it's just hard. Not being able to talk.
>>8258700
after the first 2-3 times it gets a lot easier to do, I imagine doing it to a therapist first is a lot easier then telling close relative first. when I went to a doctor after I came out to my mom to tell them so I could get on track to getting help they were pretty good at sending me to resources I needed
>>8258718
but but but senpai! Pants are suppose to cover your legs! If you want shorts ;_; why not wear shorts?
>>8258731
how tall are you?
you look smol
>>8258727
>inb4 nim gets drugged and wakes up in a motel
>>8258724
I'm
A girl
;-;
>>8258713
kekekekekeke its a joke bro!
i slept in the street two nights in a row hopefully the shelter still has my bunk but if not like fuck it i might just ditch LA and go like
literally anywhere
but i have like interviews and shit for chrysalis for like actual jobs and shit so idk i might try to make it here wouldnt that be fucking epic but like i legit either think im crazy or like have shaman powers at this point cuz im hearing cohereant tangible voices of people in my head KEK
maybe its the drugs
maybe its mayballine
how to do ur makeup?
everything is expensive wtf
why don't girls pants have any room for a bepis?
>>8258750
>i legit either think im crazy or like have shaman powers
which one are you leaning towards bean
>>8258720
>beanboy gets a PO box
>gets hrt
>beangirls mind clears
>stops drugs
>cleans up her life
>>8258687
it'll be okay, have you been drinking enough water and eating well?
>>8258750
>like i legit either think im crazy or like have shaman powers at this point cuz im hearing cohereant tangible voices of people in my head KEK
uhhhmmm
uhhh
>>8258751
You can't put a whole can of bepis in your panties!
>>8258751
The back pocket has room for a pepsi!
>>8258751
Girl pants assume you've had SRS already
>>8258749
prettiest girl ;)
>>8258744
my legs aren't good enough for shorts
>>8258746
5'3
>>8258751
it's the cisriarchy
>>8258750
Christ dude lay off the meth
>>8258749
yep
>>8258761
^diet pepsi
fix'd :)
>>8258765
Aww OK :(
>>8258770
beanboy you're scaring me
I think your time on the streets has changed you
>>8258765
Wish I was smol like you.
>>8258757
ive eaten two bowls of popcorn today
>>8258770
>ur cute and shit
im not but thanks
you should uh, see someone about that
>>8258779
anything else?
>>8258739
I'll probably get used to it and never bother tbqh. As I said I've been a recluse for nearly a decade, not using my voice isn't a big deal for me. I've just had enough, it's all been one big nightmare. Reddit guides are vague waffle that didn't work at all when I tried it, the more official workbooks look like some sort of left-field mathematics, voice coaches are cripplingly expensive and everyone swears voice surgery doesn't work. Therefore I'm just going to wave this intractable problem away by simply never speaking. It's genius if you think about it.
I tried plucking my eyebrows and I'm crying now.
>>8258788
That's enough :) Popcorn is always enough
>>8258790
the bittersweet thing about eyebrows is that they grow back really fast
i still mess up everytime i pluck them
>>8258712
>girl clothes
>girl hair
>girl posture
>girl voice
>gendered male all day
;___;
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Repressor the Strong?
No?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Trani would tell you. It’s a Cis legend. Darth Repressor was a Dark Lord of the Cis, so powerful and so internalised he could use the Force to influence the neurons to create a cis gender identity… He had such a knowledge of the repression side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dysphoria.
He could actually save people from dysphoria?
The rejection of ones identity is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
What happened to him?
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his cishood, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice gave him hrt in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from transition, but not herself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Trani.
>>8258736
it's a skinny cis female not a hon if that makes a difference
>>8258790
good girl
>>8258787
>um kinda but with more intresting stuff to fill in all the blanks
yeah but like, your life will be better if you dont have to rely on the drugs to quieten your dysphoria demons
>>8258790
Waxing is better :(
>>8258764
Your girl
>>8258769
ok first of all not even a heavy user i use once in a blue moon but i agree meth are bad just say no.
>>8258777
mhmm
where are you i can maybe buy a one way ticket bus ticket to where you are if ur close and like we can do stuff and things and if you get bored of me you can just kick me out i can do it!
>>8258782
nim ur so fucking blind i swear goddam ur actually such a pretty girl goddam a said wew lass i said wew!
>>8258774
tfw can't drink diet drinks
>>8258810
>where are you
wisconsin
....waiting on hold to talk to the lady to see my trannyblood results online.
its been 10 minutes and im afraid i'll just let out a croak when they answer b/c im really tired from work
tfw no waxing or plucking allowed for my bushy brows
>>8258782
>im not
nim i swear to god sometimes
>>8258820
dont be afroggy be a pretty bird :D
a couple of my friends saw my face for the first time in almost a year
i wonder if they think im a trains woman
>>8258775
If I had good looking legs I'd be wearing shorts and dresses daily
and smaller shoulders
and wider hips
>>8258778
you could get someone in china to do that kind of surgery maybe
>>8258825
why are you getting mad
>>8258786
lrn2mime
>>8258803
hmmmm
not sure i got those demons i think my demons are of a different sort
maybe tho maybe what the fuck do i know
>>8258817
thats too far mate but me a ticket lol ill be there tomorrow makeup done eyebrow waxed wearing a neon green thong some black short shorts nails done some lipstick and like my calie hoodie and my backpack and my rainbow leggings and coconut oiled hair kekekekekekekek
i was really high yesterday i bought like poppers and condoms and anal lube not even god can save my now
>>8258793
Mine are slightly uneven but the left one isn't growing back yet and I wanted to get them done professionally
At least it's under my bangs most of the time >.>
>>8258793
that's why once my face is done I'm going have them electroed
>>8258830
You look good to me :) I think you should flaunt what you have!
>>8258808
Do you know anything about VFS surgeons other than Yeson? There's a chance I may not be able to see him because reasons therefore a reputable backup would be nice.
>>8258832
>makeup done eyebrow waxed wearing a neon green thong some black short shorts nails done some lipstick and like my calie hoodie and my backpack and my rainbow leggings and coconut oiled hair kekekekekekekek
u-umm...
>>8258830
>cis girl posting in a thread full of trannies to get attention
if i make it to 22 ill be a legend and shit
taking offers for bus tickets and a part time sugar daddy to buy me makeup and hrt and stuff lets talk hmu at www.4chan.org
>>8258826
i was just an androgynous heshe :{
and
no results posted yet
:{
can I get a hugg
I went with staying in bed all day and now I'm sad
>>8258839
wat
this is normal behavior i swear
this is fine everything is fine nothing is on fire and i dont smell any smoke this is fine
>>8258844
You can get a wax down at a spa for like 8 dollars!
>>8258844
I think it was around 10$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6f593X6rv8
someone take me to get my brows done please it's starting to hurt
>>8258852
beep i havent showered in a day and im still kinda high but if you want i can hugg and hold you and if i get a boner and you dont like it we can just walk away and pretend it never happened
>>8258860
I can take you :D
>>8258808
my girl? ^_^
>>8258860
okay
Getting male-fails when in the bathroom is so weird. Getting that validation that you are passing is obviously great, but what am I supposed to do? Using the women's bathroom still seems really scary
>>8258867
teach me to trans girl kthx
>>8258860
we can go together in nyc
>>8258813
why? I only drink water tho..... occasionally I'll drink beer and/or wine.
>>8258869
pee outside like a grown up
>flirting with another cute trans girl
>know she likes me a lot
>too scared to tell her how i really feel
>would rather remain freinds than fuck up and say something stupid
i hate myself so much
>>8258844
it takes time tho
alot of work over months
>>8258808
>doctor said to inject 10mg every week
whats this i hear about once a month bs w/ other ppl
im just try'n to not be on india ampules no more
>>8258843
I knowww. I can mostly correct it with pencil but that makes it more difficult to get the pencil right ;_;
I highly recommend threading. It's cheap and fast and it doesn't hurt as much as plucking. Probably want avoid those mall kiosks and go straight to a professional place though.
>>8258878
GIVE ME YOUR INJECTIONS NNOOWW
>>8258869
has anyone said anything to you?
no one every has to me but i've gotten some weird weird weird looks
>>8258878
help me transistion and things how do i do this i know theres money here dont you lie to me L where are you how did you do it wheres shakira i need help ima live this shit up or die trying
my tum hurts from too much popcorn :(
>>8258884
I don't fly but I can drive :D
>>8258884
I wish I could :(
>>8258885
just let me give them to you, in your bum, under your frilly skirt fringe
>>8258863
>im still kinda high
on what senpai
>>8258888
ok
hang on.
use multiple sentences instead of a drunken run-on ramble
idfk what youre asking
who here thinks im lying
>>8258836
I'll try I guess, I still want laser to do its but work on my legs cause I get really bad strawberry legs
>>8258840
I wish I was cis...
I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL I WANT TO BE A GIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i need to take a walk for 5 hours brb
>mom's known I'm trans for a full year
>still awkwardly avoids ever gendering me
old people are dumb
>>8258884
go to salon
ask in best girl voice to give you girl brows
go home and tell your mom your evil trans girlfriend did it
Kale is love
Kale is life
>>8258875
the artificial sweeteners give me nasty headaches.
>>8258906
that's a awful idea
>>8258889
*rubs tum*
>>8258907
Kale is just a fancy cabbage
also a Dragonball Super character
>>8258906
i can't do a girl voice
>>8258886
Have had people point out to me that I was in the men's bathroom, like I had made a mistake or something. The stares are also pretty shitty
>>8258913
i thought you weren't going to do meth anymore because it fried your brain that one time
>>8258915
*bites*
idk if this makes me a racist but im really not attracted to 90% of black dudes
>walk to store a couple blocks away from apartment
>unfortunately its on the same parking lot as a car wash
>apparently this is a favorite spot for local black trashy guys to waste time at drinking beer all day
>while omw walking to the store entrance several try to get my attention by yelling
>SAY GIRL! HEY EXCUSE ME! YO LIL MAMA! HOW YA DOIN!
idk stuff like this was never appealing to me and it's a huge turn off
>>8258911
awfully good
>tfw face passes
>tfw body passes
>tfw voice doesn't
So close it hurts.
>>8258924
i was just trying to get dat numba
>>8258918
I mean if you want to be that way so is broccoli
>>8258920
lol you did marylin monroe the other day what are you talking about lol
>tfw face doesn't pass
>tfw body doesn't pass
>tfw voice doesn't pass
wowee :^)
>>8258913
acquire bitcoin
inhousepharmacy.vu
acquire spiro
acquire blue girlypills
you need like maybe $60 to start
otherwise
look up internet tranny forums for your area and research informed consent clinics (or planned parenthoods that do trannus) in your area.
in your case, you prolly havea pro tranny planned parenthood that'll help you b/c no dinero
>>8258923
*bites u back*
>>8258924
I hate black people too.
>>8258929
but Brocolli is tasty!
dont blaspheme!
>>8258930
you said i sounded like her in boyvoice that doesn't make any sense wtf
>>8258924
I don't like most of them either but you're black too so I don't think anyone would be calling you a racist, lol.
>>8258920
iv heard your girl voice shut up
>>8258914
we'll get there don't worry
>>8258924
>idk if this makes me a racist
eh, i don't see it as racist since it isn't really a race thing. american black culture is pretty fucking awful, especially with how they men act towards women.
white guys act like that too and it's no better.
it's not a race thing, just a shitty cultural thing that a lot of black people are just raised in, so they just alpha male everywhere and act like pigs towards women.
>>8258924
tbqfhdesu, ghettospeak is the #1 turnoff for people with more ambition than digging ditches and shitting out kids.
also, yeah
black guys like that are a huge turn off.
black girls however are pretty fuckign qute
>>8258855
>>8258856
It's actually unfair of me to say I'm poor. it's just that I like to try stuff out before I get them done by a pro to get a feel if the added value is worth it.
>>8258870
i sort of can't....to be honest, I'm just trying to feel comfortable in my skin....feeling good about myself intersects with what a cis female looks like for the most part and my feelings and how I experience the world is very empathic, intense and prone to guilt about everything. i don't think I have anything to teach
just try to be yourself.
The voice I got from using the guides if men insist I talk I use that voice and they've all been fine with it so why does /mtfg/ say it doesn't pass? My mum said it was okay as well.
>>8258928
reeeee! *beats u up*
>>8258938
I mean broccoli is just inferior kale tbqh
>>8258955
>it's not a girl voice yet!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGvf1qdYCG
>>8258957
the men were chasers so they dgaf/like it
your mum is a hugbox
do you ever feel like you're inherently bad
>>8258922
yes.
i should never ever thouch that horrible drug ever every again and no one on here should ever even consider it
>>8258924
lol black people are fun what are you doing
>>8258928
hi nim wear skirts plz and ur really pretty god loves you
>>8258934
yes i saw that in weho the other day hmm ok what do i tell them to give me the magic pills do i bring a knife or will growling and barking intimidation tactics work?
>>8258936
hi beep
>>8258937
how do i tranny hooker teach me ur magic spells oh great and mighty witvh
>>8258939
nim you give me primo grade boners when you talk like that
try to talk like that but like how a girl would sound the world will melt at ur feet
>>8258928
Hey nim, did you get any news on the waiting list stuff?
>>8258965
omg Elanna, I cant even rn!
how can you say that!
>>8258968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xps62x5UMF
im so sleepy help
>>8258955
I think your voice is really good, at least 100 times better then what I can manage, I really like it...
>>8258979
tucc
>>8258977
im not trying to be an edgelord it's just that when i try to make friends i can never fit in and i dont know why so it makes me feel like theres just something bad about me
>>8258983
>doesn't broccoli like up your testosterone levels?
ehhhh?!???!
might become a tranny hooker for the lulz
>>8258877
Just tell her.
>>8258965
pls don't tell me you said that with your brocc bro in the room
>>8258968
Everyone is including me D: That's just the nature of things
>>8258969
what kind of skirt bean
>>8258997
She's not a bro she's a sis you racist
I WANNA BE DARK AND BROODING!
>>8258984
i dont feel good either
booooooooo
>>8258970
no, nothing ;-;
>>8258948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18gc0wrJ5Gh
>>8258990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15ScZriwoa4
>>8259001
>racist
you just called them inferior mein fuhrer
>>8258981
it doesn't sound like it to me..
>>8258995
https://clyp.it/lfcpyb3r
>>8258996
i did. she hasnt replied T_T
>>8258965
what do you do with kale?
like munch on it or something?
>>8259002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dBVADe4E8C
>>8259016
let us know how it goes
im invested in this
>>8258991
literally broscience
what is good food i need to eat
>>8259016
Hopefully it'll go well!
>>8259025
me!!
>>8259028
*puts u in the trash*
mtf here
Having a mtf gf sucks, shes autistic as fuck, she can only talk about trans things, she thinks every fucking female on the streets is trans and she's never on the mood to have sex. Also I can never feel like a female when Im with her because I know we look like weirdos.
I really want to break up and get a bf and pass 100% as a girl
>>8259030
*topples the trash can over and rolls you over*
>>8259024
goodbye brocolli ;~;
>>8259013
I think it's really good, I hope I can get mine to that level one day...
>>8259026
she thinks im teasing her by pretending to have a crush on her. fml.
>>8259028
*vores u*
>>8258969
tell them your life is in fucking shambles from dysphoria and all your drug use/alcoholism/angst kinda came to a point/stopped once you figured out you were a trannu and now you want nothing more than to be a qt girlie
>>8259036
its really bitter joe rogan idk how you eat this
>>8259039
*vores u while being vored*
>>8259004
poor fufu
pat
>>8259037
you will!
once you start practicing consistently i think you'll surpass mine pretty quickly
>>8259004
*pours a gallon of orange juice on u for the vitamin d*
>>8259050
well we were joking about race and she playfully called me a nazi because of my blonde hair blue eyes and i told her i could never be a nazi bcause my heart belongs to a girl whos half iraqi. She told me to stop teasing her. im so fucking autistic jesus christ
>tfw when I first met her she was available, not married like I thought.
>>8259056
>tfw severe vitamin D shortage*
>>8258837
I didn't go to yeason, there's someone in the US that does his surgery named haben
But haben is less agressive
>>8259059
cut her ears off.
you DESERVE new jewelry
>>8259058
That's actually really cute, just tell her you were serious.
>>8259031
I am sorry you are having problems with your current gf :( It's best to tell her how you feel about the relationship if you are unhappy!
>step Brother calls me
>he's flying to California to move my mom
>yay I love him!
>mentions it was weird last time because I have a nice butt now
>.>; w...why would he say that
>>8257824
>>8259020
I'm gonna cut myself and then paint a pentagram on my forehead with MY OWN BLOOD! >:D That's edgy, right?
tfw loose caboose
>>8259073
he knows lol
>>8259034
i know! i used to love broccoli ;_;
>>8257824
#goals
>>8259062
OJ doesn't have Vitamin D usually o_o That's vitamin C. If you have a vitamin D deficiency you'll probably have to take supplements because foods are a very inadequate source of it
>>8259086
oh whoops
*splashes your face with OJ*
>>8259077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YF50m7qYbN
>>8259065
why would I harm such a beautiful talented woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhpu2N4rQZM
>>8259008
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18gc0wrJ5Gh
YOUVE NEVER MADE SWEET LESBEAN LOVE THO
YOU CANT KNOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>8259087
Meanie! >:( That stuff is sticki icki
>>8259083
H..e has a gf
It's not incest if he's only half blood r..ight.
>>8259073
this is like the best news ever!
happy 4 you.
i guess he feels enough confidence to mention that. i dunno my brother said I had nice legs. but it was like in a jokingly way?
>>8259083
>>8259086
i was talking about this vitamin d
>>8259073
some guys are butt watchers...
>>8259085
Seams like you are going more for this:
>>8259094
you need your vitamins!
*dunks your head in OJ and tuggs your hair*
>>8259094
I wish someone would splash sticki icki stuff on my face
tfw no bf that is your bestf
>>8259092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLzlYNpJ08
>>8257824
>>8259101
*splashes your face with OJ*
>>8259097
tfw i have a bigger tinkler
>>8259110
buy me an xbox!!
>>8259066
i did. she told me that its cute that i like her so much and im a dirty race traitor now. ugh this girl is so hard to read. Sometimes i think shes really into me but other times i think shes just playing with me
>>8259106
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLzlYNpJ08
DOESNT COUNT if she was hetero.
cishet girls dont foreplay/sex like queer women
>tfw just spent another $200 on mones
>>8259111
boy penis >>>>>> girl penis
>>8257824
>>8259114
Lol, if she's anything like me it's probably both.
>>8259119
well im legally a boy
>>8259115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bmg50hbGHX
>>8259113
No, do your chores! >:(
>>8259121
i wish girls were as easy to read as guys. They pretty much tell you right away if they like you. Girls always play so coy and ugahdfjakdfj;adjfk;lajdfkajdf;kjad;kfjakdfj why do i have to like girls. You faggots told me id like men after hormones
*cough* so weak...need...injections *wheeze*
h-help me..
>>8259097
If only that was available in tablet form too.
>>8259127
i did now i get an xbox!
>>8259125
ur a weak manlet tho i need men at least 6'2" and buff or ill hurt them during sex
>>8259129
You better do your chores or no McMones for you! I send you right to bed! >:(
My experience today is why I supported Robin earlier today when you were all telling her to "stop whining" about her disability and face. Just like her I have a serious problem but I've been ignored and swept under the carpet and if I try coming out from under the carpet by complaining I get shouted down as a "lazy whiner". So that's why I'm pretty much the only person here who understands how she feels.
As for me, you'll be happy to know I'm not going to "whine" here anymore for everyone here clearly has no problems with voice training so will never understand how frustrating I find it. I'm just gonna look at my options and pick one which are
>Continue trying to voice train
If I had made even a little progress to get to a somewhat andro voice by now I would have but I clearly don't get it at all so there's no point in wasting further time on it.
>VFS
If I ever have the money maybe, but I won't for the forseeable future so may as well forget about it. Also finding a surgeon is difficult because there aren't many, this isn't helped by the fact that most of the trans community are to be hostile towards the surgery so never help me do my research on it.
>Become a mute
Feasible but convoluted and restricts my quality of life a lot
>Girlmode with male voice
The worse that can happen is people laugh at me, I'm generally unpopular anyway so whatever. I think I may just go with this option. My natural voice isn't very deep anyway.
>>8259128
'Cause girls are soft and cute and just lovely.
>>8259053
I need to lay down awhile, feeling really weak all of a sudden
>>8259130
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JNUNnG30Xd
>>8259131
Do your homework! >:( You didn't clean the outside windows! Get you bumbum outside naow!
>>8259088
I've never even played Kingdom Hearts.
I will never be edgy ;~;
>>8259135
they are. the problem is i already have a trans gf but im scared if i break up with her she will kill herself
>tfw won't die of natural causes soon enough
>>8259126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bmg50hbGHX
guys smell like shit tho.
boy dick is sour and smelly and gross and think your butt is property
>>8259124
sounds like a shitty depressing feely feel.
AND STOP TRYING TO GET FAYE TO /INTO/ INCEST JUST SO SHE CAN FEEL A MANS TOUCH
bitch is rife with bad decisions rn
Why would someone want to eat a potato?
>>8259098
I want to be smol and girly
With cis male privilege
>>8259142
no! >:(
>>8259138
okay :(
feel better eva!
>>8259140
*assumes the position*
>>8259151
it's just something to do
>>8259153
You are going to get grounded and I am telling your father when he gets home! >:(
tfw u will never beat kingdom hearts 1 again for the first time ;_;
hold me
>>8259140
lel manlets when will they learn pic related is you
>>8259144
rip the dream ; ~ ;
>>8259149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0VWGl7Mdt
>>8259134
Vfs has to options
Yeason and haben
Unless you want your throats ripped open
>>8259149
>guys smell like shit tho.
>boy dick is sour and smelly and gross and think your butt is property
For once i have to agree with valq
>>8259095
nope you are good
ride his dick
>>8259162
no don't :(
i want my chubby cheeks back why can't i gain weight
why am i so dumb when it comes to food ;-;
>>8259161
no don't
>>8259063
This guy? http://professionalvoice.org/feminization.aspx
>>8259162
The you will never be innocent enough to think it will eventually make sense and that three would come out before you turned 40
>>8259175
OK :) You be a good girl now
>>8259167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2cfhIRyjT
DELET THIS
>>8259176
Ah. How come you wanna break up with her?
>>8259170
tfw youll never be stricken with fear during the sephiroth cutscene
>>8259179
i don't wanna do any work though :(
>>8259166
What's the difference between the triple/double and the single glottoplasty? Which one did you get?
>>8259186
tfw no sleepover with beep in jammies
>>8259187
Can we come to a compromise?
>>8259000
a blue one nimmy
and a nice like white T too
>>8259014
>library comp
ima gie you the benefit of the doubt and say i bonered anyways tho
>>8259025
i just had my first real meal in like three days
eat meat and veggies and shit just go to subway tryhard
if i do end up getting girl pills its strictly for transtrender reasons
>>8259028
yesyesyesyeysyesyes i ship x10million
>>8259031
lol wassup im still 100%male buy me a bus ticket im out
>>8259190
*pulls ur hair*
>>8259189
:( it could happen u know!!
>>8259193
Dang it! >:(
>>8259190
buy me an xbox!!!!
i want one i want one i want one!!!!
>get weird looks in the men's room
>clearly too male to go into women's room
wat do /mtfg/
>>8259188
The non invasive single, that goes through the mouth like yeason does
If you want you can get your throat sliced open, but if the cords slip you're in trouble
You can do both, that's a triple
>>8259198
What's in it for me? :D We are compromising!
>>8259196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ucMh0pcDf4
>>8259199
Shit in the hallway
>>8259184
never
>>8259195
no im too gross
>>8259201
i won't tugg
>>8259199
I look like a dude and I always use the lady's room and I have yet to cause a scene of any sort
>>8259205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWfxjx7oM8
>>8259185
if i say someone might realize who i am. i just know that if i break up with her that something bad will happen
>>8259210
come to florida okay
people w/o mental health issues say you should always turn your suffering into art and that's how we ended up with the shitpile that is Synecdoche New York
>>8259203
this
>>8259199
I can't condone this but if you're desperate enough :(
>>8259214
i am next month!!! aare you really far from disney?? could i take cab to your house and sleep over uwu. maybe i could be the girl from your class you tell ur mom about.
>>8259215
have you tried not being autistic for a little bit?
>>8259200
Ok thanks.
>If you want you can get your throat sliced open, but if the cords slip you're in trouble
I'm getting the feeling that you don't recommend this version?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ljNjWFwKSj
>Australian Banter has forever ruined India
but sometimes I wonder why everyone in India is such a gross pig
this is probably the best thing ive ever watched in my life
>>8259149
What if it was just once, he could just pull my panties down and fuck me into the bed
>>8259222
like 2 hours away
>>8259220
omg what am I watching!?
>>8259229
they ruined their own country. They literally named their space probe SCAT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1
>>8259042
i need screening on this advice /mtfg/ is this legit or is valq trying to scam me out of having my girl pills
>>8259073
to bad ur grounded tonight bro.....
>>8259076
teach me how to trans girl where do i start how do i get johns where do i live whatdo i eat what how where who when why
>>8259085
ew white people i swear to god
>>8259097
we know korra.
we know.
hows the bf?
>>8259099
yes the hair tugging bean approves
>>8259120
hi beep
>>8259132
hi korra
hi.
hi
>>8259146
kek yea be careful with that i had a friend kill himself over sum bitch didnt want him him, i know you prolly hear this everyday but im ur biggest fan
>>8259152
hi faye
hi faye
hey
wassup
and shit
>>8259172
hi nimmy
>>8259234
Ha, weeb.
>>8259225
Everyone who sounds bad or has issues tends to do that one, and tons of butchers with no experience do it because it's easy
>>8259226
But I was gonna take a trip up and get some maple syrup!
>>8259243
ai-chan is perfect u mother fuck
someone make a new thread so i can explain india
>>8259238
omg xD
>>8259239
Bean are you a girl and moving to sf now?
>>8259252
use it as the OP pic
>>8259224
have you tried not being a tranny for a little bit? how well does that tend to work out?
>>8259250
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bruhXzleVs
Aww thank you :) That is very nice of you!
>>8259258
not very well desu
>>8259255
"moving"
"catching a one way bus and praying you dont die"
i have yet to take any hrt yes you are correct
lemme smash open ur butt faye i want to fucking destroy it
tfw vibrators don't satisfy the most important part of the craving.
>>8259266
is that too far
it's an hour and a half from disney world
>>8259269
ilu Maddie <3
>>8259248
I was gonna call you a weeb while also posting another weeb picture, but image limit.
>>8259275
no you dont
>>8259269
>most ppl hate me, no one would join if i made the thread
fucking anthony burch can make threads and people use them
make it a normal /mtfg/ OP and people will use it
>>8259271
trolololol
i hate you /mtfg/
i hate you so goddam much
>>8259244
You're a lifesaver Faye. I just have one more question
https://clyp.it/5edjifjy
>>8259281
jesus christ ok but if i go through all the trouble and someone else makes one im never doing it again.
geez i dont even know what picture to use
>>8259289
*licc*
>>8259255
Faye let me get on top of you and destroy you plz kthx
>>8259289
the india one desu
>>8259290
hi nim
>>8259286
it makes it the default pitch.
>tfw physio says I need to go back to swimming regularly like I did a couple of years pretrans because it's literally the only cardiovascular exercise I can do
>reminded her I'm an ugly tranny with tits who can't use either changing room or wear either sex's swimming gear without looking like a gross freak nobody wants in their establishment
>"you'll just have to get over it, I guess, you can't just lock yourself away from the world forever"
oh yeah bitch? just watch me :^)
>>8259289
rip you took too long
>>8258904
D I C K S Q U A D
>>8258905
Iktf
Dad claimed to have felt trans but felt it was against god so he didn't
Still genders trans people by biological sex
Fuck Bayrann <3