/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

olive bread

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I want someone to make me a kitten

>>8249273
same :<

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I approve of OP image.

>>8249269
Sounds interesting. I maybe should try to make some Sunday

>>8249273
I want to a kitteh too :D

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All Americans have to justify why they're still awake at this hour on a Monday morning.

If they cannot do this, they have to turn off their computers and go to sleep.

>>8249275
i'm not a good kitten though.
i need to be spayed ;~;

>>8249284
Celebrating the victory over the nazis, maybe? :^)

>>8249284
b/c i feel lonely

>>8249284
Insomnia

>>8249284
I took a nap :)

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>>8249284
I got off work at midnight and because I tend to stay until 4 AM sometimes I tend to fall asleep at 6 AM or so.

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>>8249284
I'm a depressed neet.

>>8249291
I had a 3 hour nap starting about 7 p.m. tonight.

>>8249284
im sad
that's a good reason to sleep though i guess

>>8249269
that is yummy, I like the various pullaparts from brumbys

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>>8249290
>>8249291
>>8249292
Acceptable

>>8249289
Borderline acceptable, will let it slide this time, but watch yourself, Alines

>>8249288
N/A

>>8249294
>>8249296
Sleep snug, smugs

>>8249284
I'm reading Punisher comics.

>walk into kitchen to make tea
>see roaches
>what in god's name is that smell
>bunch of garbage in the corner of the kitchen
>what the heck is that doing there
>start cleaning it up
>mom starts screaming at me to stop
>what the fuck are you doing there's a bunch of garbage in the house now we have roaches reeeee
>stop im making a compost heap
>what
>you MAKE THOSE OUTSIDE AHHHHH
>refuses to believe me
>just scream at each other for a few minutes
>garbage is still there

I'm not reproducing so I don't pass this woman's genetics on

>>8249295
Very nice :)

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Hormone and std test tomorrow. So so so nervous. No reason to be, but still its unsettling to imagine what could go wrong.

>>8249295
My sleep patterns are getting a little bit healthier. Mostly because there's not enough silence here to have long naps.

>>8249301
You're the one looking for a roommate yeah? You need OUT +++//!

>>8249301
the fuck

>>8249306
you need to replace the pic with Cathy Brennan

>>8249284
because I'm a grown ass man and I can do whatever I want

>>8249301
>refuses to believe me
>refuses to believe that compost heaps are meant to be made outside
does she know that they smell really bad
does she know what compost heaps are used for
is there something legitimately wrong with her

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>>8249315

>>8249316
>because I'm a grown ass man
well you probably wouldn't be here if your were a tits man

>>8249311
yeah

>>8249312
yup

>>8249317
shes dumb

like she threw away all our wooden chopsticks and got plastic ones because wooden chopsticks are artificial and can give you cancer but plastic is natural and healthy for you

and a bunch of other stuff

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>>8249284
i'm usually just getting home from work at this hour but i'm on my weekend

>>8249320
smol tiddies are love

wondering if DHT is ok to take w other hormones for transitioning.. just trying to start transitioning but a family member has already talked to me about taking hair loss prevention hormones

>>8249326
:+1:

>>8249284
because I'm bipolar and not tired at all even though I didn't sleep last night either.

>>8249309
I maybe shouldn't have done it this year, but my room is right next to the con Suite. In the con Suite they have Refreshments snacks and at night a bar. There's a lot of conversation that end up going on in the room. Things usually quiet at around 4 a.m., but Friday night it was 6 a.m. before things calmed down in there. then of course it opened up for breakfast at 7 a.m.. my sleep was off and interrupted by loud conversation.

>>8249301
Boric acid is what you want to use to kill those cockroaches. If you can pull off the baseboard and use a powder Duster insecticide Puffer to blow it into the area in the walls behind the baseboards comma it will be very good at killing off the cockroaches in the walls. I also put it underneath the kitchen cabinets.

>>8249326
this

>>8249334
I have roach poison but I'm not going to bother using it you reap what you sow

>>8249328
DHT? That's the active form of testosterone that causes male baldness, amongst other things. Why the hell would you want to take that?

>>8249301
Sounds like my mom tbqh

>>8249341
Probably meant to say DHT blocking meds and accidentally a few words

Thank God I have seen parents for the most part.

>>8249334
I can imagine how noisy that gets, yeah. Not sure I could sleep in such conditions these days. I used to be able to sleep through any kind of noise. Even took naps in night clubs to refresh myself.

Why don't you all drop the Trans stuff and just call yourselves women. Segregation is not a good thing.

OP image is cute doe.

>>8249328
DHT blockers like Fin and duta will help reverse male pattern baldness hair loss as long as it hasn't been gone for over 10 years.

Have seen a few ants lately... guessing the flooding wrecked anything they had outside. Not as gross as cockroaches but still

>>8249342
My mother is a hick. Many compost heaps around but certainly not in the house.

>>8249348
I think it's healthy to remember where you came from.

>>8249348
Pretty much what I do irl. This is the only place where I really talk about trans stuff. Half of the local LGBT group thinks I'm cis and lesbian, based on who I hang out with, when I'm neither.

>>8249348
Because we aren't real women, we are trans women.

>>8249351
My mom isn't a hick, just an idiot.
That being said she'd never have a compost heap indoors because she's a germophobe. I can't imagine her keeping a compost heap at all actually.

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>>8249348
i just do my own thing
people call me what they want

>>8249347
Last year I managed to sleep very well despite the noise on the other side of the wall. This year it ended up waking me up a number of times. I may request a different room next year. Of course that assumes that I'm actually in good enough shape to go next year but I'm hoping. I did pre-register for next year. This year I had forgotten to pre-register and when I realized it I didn't have enough money to pay for the registration until a few days before the convention.

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>dark brown eyes
>they just look like ugly splotches of mud
>so dark contacts can barely make them lighter

if you have pretty eyes thank your parents and grandparents

>>8249358
sad but true :(

>>8249364
I think brown eyes are beautiful :)

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>>8249364
i don't like my parents and all my grandparents were racists

>>8249341
i think i meant dht blockers
>>8249349
is it ok to take with other medicines associated w transitioning tho

>>8249366
no

>>8249370
yes

>>8249367
heck

>>8249364
I like dark brown eyes. When I wear colored contacts, it's usually a darker brown than my natural color.

>>8249364
Before this round of HRT my eyes used to be very pretty and interesting. They were mostly Vivid blue with green rings around the pupil and outer edge, and Amber in Green Dots at various spots. For a while after starting HRT eyes turn nearly black with a tiny bit of vivid blue. Then they started lightning up and going blue grey. You can see the areas with the spots used to be because the texture looks different.

>>8249373
Yes :)

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>>8249373
i'll heck you

>>8249376
Wouldn't your genes give you a grey/green eyes naturally?

>>8249377
ahhhhhhh what is it like having nice eyes

i look at the ground when i talk to people so they dont have to see me

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>go on r/asktransgender
>thread about transphobia
>people are arguing that "fat shaming" is as bad as transphobia because no one chooses to be fat

>>8249382
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

>>8249382
proud fat people are the worst

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>>8249382
>no one chooses to be fat
i've seen it happen

>>8249382
gas chamber time
actually i was thinking how most ugly cis women are just fat and once they lose weight they look normal or even really pretty
at least that's what i notice from weight loss timelines

>>8249382
>no one chooses to be fat
Sure they do, they choose to stay fat. Fat acceptance was a mistake.

>>8249389
This.

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>>8249382
i never asked for this

>>8249381
Nah. Typical genetics in my area are dark straight hair, brown hooded eyes and pale, yellowish skin.

>>8249397
I'm so sorry.

>>8249398
Why?

>>8249398
Brown is pretty! :D

>>8249400
That sounds like me and I hate how I look.

>>8249358
fuck off

>>8249405
what the fuck do you know about it, burch?

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>>8249394

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>>8249411

>>8249411
Yay :D free hugs!

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>>8249408
we must end fatphobia before fatphobia ends us

>>8249411
there needs to be a correction to this picture that excludes me

>>8249381
I got complents on them quite often. They were the one thing that I thought was truly interesting about my face. Otherwise it was a rather plain face that was perfectly symmetrical. I even had one author make a character with eyes like mine. She had another character in that book that had a variant of my first name as a last name. They were principal characters. Another author used my tendency to change color from Vivid blue to Gray. She had done me over enough time that she had actually seen my eyes in both Vivid blue and grey modes.

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>>8249414

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I'm worried boys/chasers will find me undesireable once I remove my balls

I'm not young or attractive or good relationship material so the only thing that could keep a man interested is the novelty of being a tranny

Do guys like the entire package?

>>8249420
A symmetrical face is interesting in its own right. It's far from ordinary.

Nightnite everyone! Have a sweet sleep when that time comes to you and good morning my EU friends :)

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>>8249358
>>8249357
I have been out to my friends irl initially and then just totally stopped bringing up being trans etc. Basically went back into the closet for the most part. Obviously my gf knows and I talk to her about it but almost no one else.

Tonight I told some new online friends when they asked me. It was freeing but at the same time I can't help but feel I have lost something. They genuinely thought I was cis. They knew tons of details of my daily life, I shared pictures with them regularly, and they heard my voice etc but they still didn't know.

I consider myself a woman first, and a transwoman 2nd. I will never lie about being trans but why even bring it up/self segregate is what I am asking. Our ultimate goal is to be seen as women. If we continue to say "We are women but ...." Then we will never get the real acceptance we deserve.

Being born trans is being born partially disabled. We come out, we transition but it is merely a prosthetic. I never post here, but tonight there is a lot of feels.

>>8249427
You don't want to be treated like a novelty or fetish. Look for someone who will love you, not your dick and balls.

>>8249434
I have nothing else to offer to another person besides that.

>>8249407
i know i'm not too much of a pussy to acknowledge my identity

>>8249437
I'm pretty certain you're wrong about that.

>>8249441
I suppose once I finish pharmacy school I'll be able to offer someone money but that's about it as well. I'd rather donate it to charity though.

Weeeird. The only people I know anything about talking anymore is CFH and birdy? what the hell...

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bleh dreading the hour long walk to work this morning :<

>>8249429
Unfortunately right now it is slightly off perfectly symmetrical, but is amazingly good considering what was done to it. The only problem is right around the eye orbit my right side. It looks a little different than the orbit on my left side. That is due having to be rebuilt. It's the one spot where the plastic surgeon putting my face Back Together made a tiny error.

Words are some reason getting oddly capitalized.

>>8249450
You have to walk an hour to work!?

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>>8249452
yep yep don't have a car

>>8249447
@.@ is Syndie/Squeak. But yeah, mostly new faces these days.

>>8249437
Just from the post you ever made here in mtfg I know you are dead wrong about that. You have a lot to offer somebody.

>>8249454
Get a Vespa or a 50cc bike.

24/7
theres no fucking reprieve

>>8249455
Boooo. Boo I say.

>>8249454
oh god what

can you buy a cheap car anytime soon

>>8249456
like what

>>8249462
realistically not really no it'll be a while

>>8249460
Boo? I thought he left.

>>8249464
Bicycle?

>>8249466
maybe I'll see how tips goes but I have to save pretty much everything to make rent

>>8249465
Bah. You know what I mean, like booing. I go away for 8 months and everyone runs off. I'm assuming the anonymous Korra poster isn't Korra either -.-'

>>8249468
I thought you owned a house >_<
I can spot you money to buy a bicycle or something

Shit I could probably fit mine in my car and be in your city in like 8 hours and you can have it

>>8249469
Oh, she is, actually.

>>8249470
lol no that's okay ill be alright

>>8249471
well hey that makes three.

>>8249462
You are helpful to others, and intelligent.

>tfw just friends

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>>8249473

>>8249478
A friend is just a lover with some struggle.

>>8249454
I want to come to the US and build a car for you!

>>8249477
That doesn't make me good relationship or FWB material

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>>8249479
dw nat i have a pretty good bf that takes care of me. I'll talk with him about it. ty tho it is a really sweet gesture to worry about me <3

>>8249488
too late im on my way ill call you when im outside

>>8249486
Being FWB isn't all that important. On the other hand being both intelligent and helpful or good for a relationship.

>pre hrt: kissing boys would be gay duh...
>hrt: heart flutters

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Depressing.

>>8249491
It really doesn't amount to much when my love is caustic.

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>>8249465
>Boo? I thought he left.

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even tho I mostly stick to well lit area away from the ghetto residential areas I should get some mace and a gun asap

>>8249499
You can get a piece of crap .380 ACP pocket carry gun for like $200-300.

wtb boyfriend

>>8249499
get a p320

>>8249495
You have a lot more good traits than I said. I'm just kind of sleepy and forgetful at this point.

>>8249505
P238 if you want to go even smaller, but for almost half the magazine capacity!

>>8249510
Are there any Pistols that shoot the 17 HMR round?

>>8249506
no
>>8249513
not that i know of

if i got to pick what to conceal carry and size wasn't an issue i'd carry .357 magnum instead of 9mm or .380 ACP

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>>8249478
This post REALLY makes me think

>>8249513
Rimfire ammunition is a bad choice for self-defense. Too sensitive and unreliable.

>>8249515
:thinking:

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wtf. so omw to work i pass by my cousin's barber shop and find it strange that his lights are on and he's there at 5am.

freaking hell turns out he got shot in an attempted robbery last night and was just getting out of the hospital. it just so happens I caught him just as he was released

Shit sucks but he is alive and well. covered in bandages and blood stained clothes tho. real freaky considering what I was just mentioning about having a gun :<

>>8249526
Holy hell. Let me spot you some money so you can get a bike and protect yourself, please. I have no expenses.

>>8249458
i was thinking about this because im planning to move to cali from NYC, so im gonna hve to compensate for no public transportation

are low cc bikes safe?

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Being memed by this general is the happiest thing to ever happen to me

>>8249534
why the fuck did i fall for this meme i look like a femboy, at best, with shoulders the size of a large football stadium

>>8249530
If you don't drive like an idiot, they're just as safe as bicycles and much more convenient.

being a child is preferring girls, growing up is wanting to be daddys little girl.

>tfw met transgirl in writefag discord
>left discord due to mood swings
>kind of want to invite her to my trans server but i barely know her
>probably never gonna talk to her ever again

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>>8249528
i would feel bad because I'm already in debt with my dad and wouldn't be able to pay it back any time soon with my living expenses

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>>8249547
Do you have no way out of your living situation or ways to make money? No higher paying jobs or promotions?

>>8249536
I know what you mean, but a lot of girls with wide shoulders look perfectly normal in person.

and anything can happen, there could be some advanced surgery or therapy in the future

also if u have masculine qualities u cant get rid of that might be a good thing because u kind of want to know people ur trans imo

>>8249514
I wanted for plinking at varmints. In reality I probably should go for a 22 target pistol with subsonic rounds. That way it's reasonably quiet.

I should go to bed.

>>8249547
maybe I have to find a second job first tho

>>8249554
I'd trust any common caliber more than a .22 LR if it came to a firefight. Unless you're planning on an assassination.

>>8249558
whoops meant for
>>8249552

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>>8249534

>>8249545
If you never ask, you'll never know. Ask her to join it.

>>8249553
>u kind of want to know people ur trans imo
w h y
that just means a lot of people are going to look at you as a freak
i want to stealth as female and only tell, like, my close friends otherwise

>>8249561
Would be a lot easier if you had a bike or means of transport. Standing 70+ hours a week is... impossible, especially after an hour or more of walking back and forth.

>>8249567
ill look into getting a bike soon

>>8249565
>that just means a lot of people are going to look at you as a freak
isnt that the point? do you guys actually have IRL friends?

>>8249560
I don't want it for a firefight I just want to shoot varmints.

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being cis is for boys, being a tranny is for MEN

>>8249572
>isnt that the point?
u m.
the point of transitioning is to be a woman

Time to try to sleep my alarm is set for three and a half hours from now.

>>8249569
Okey. And I'm serious about the bike, I can pop by after my surgery and we can hang out for a bit.

>>8249574
Oh, okay. I don't know anything about really small or really big rounds. :(

>>8249576
thingken

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I need to sleep I got sick all over again

Please be safe Korra

And everyone else too

Good night

>>8249579
sure I'd love to hang! just make it to work so gtg

>>8249577
well thats u i guess

to me the point of being trans is being yourself and stopping all of the useless cringey efforts to try and be a masculine guy

also i think you see trans as something that isnt supposed to happen, but if people on this board were to decide to marry women, that's not going to go well, most of the time its not even going to happen

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good mooooorning qts

>>8249586
p sure most of us here are trans bc we want to be women
it's not really behavior at all, just a desire to have been born the opposite sex & trying to correct that

i'm pretty sure there's a few transgirls here who are dating cis girls, or at least who were
my therapist is a transwoman married to a cis woman lol

>>8249595
>it's not really behavior at all

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>>8249592
hi

>>8249598
by that i mean fuck gender roles
obviously there's certain female mannerisms you try to pick up

>>8249580
have you heard from basic?

>>8249606
epic

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>thinkin about quitting my job cuz the pay sucks and one of my coworkers is autistic as heck
>find out today manager goin to jail
>if i quit they're gonna be fucked
>if i stay my coworker is going to be even more annoying
o no

>>8249610
I just want to know if she is okay

>>8249612
simply epic my friend

>>8249613
fuck off birdy

>>8249284
I'm on lunch break. Work at a clothing store but I only get the last 2 hours of the store being open and the rest is graveyard shift putting clothes on hangars and setting up displays an shit. So many cute dresses I'll never fit in ;_;

it be really cool if mtfg was a real life cult
I surrender to them and let them throw me in the estrogen vats and help them recruit more boys to turn into girls

>>8249284
D E A D
same time EVERY night

>>8249611
you are a cute girl so getting a job will be easy
I am a hon so nobody wants to give me work

I will inseminate all of you.

>>8249616
B)

Tfw I threw away all of my hrt

>>8249620
even a hon like me anon

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>>8249624

>>8249626
you probably didnt deserve it anyway

>>8249630
I'm a hon

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>tfw getting effay dark circles around my eyes

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>tfw you actually love the dorky tall dyke that came over to visit you and specifically you
>tfw she's leaving tomorrow
S A D

>>8249637
:(
it's really comfy here...

>>8249640
Why do you stick up for hons?

>>8249641
but we are both agp hons anon..

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>be me
>try to bake a pretty cake
>didn't do the cooking by the book
>cake ends up crazy

>>8249644
Fuck off Stephanie

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>>8249642
>tfw the amount of agp hons in this house will be back to just 1 by tomorrow evening
come back soon imo

>>8249644
be more careful next time

>>8249649
yesssss

I'm hungry and cold where is my housewife

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>>8249644
maybe try ordering pizza next time

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>>8249644
2004 was like 13 years ago you'd think you'd know better by now

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>>8249655
only if the pizza comes with a cute delivery boy to feed it to me

>>8249657
there she is

make me breakfast and warm me

What do I do now that I threw away my hrt?

>>8249667
become the best man you can be

>>8249667
get a sensible haircut and a lot of hugs

>>8249670
I don't want to be a man

>>8249672
Why would I need a haircut?

>>8249654
Ireland

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>>8249663
Are you sure you trust me with things you're going to ingest?

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>decline job at supermarket and respectfully buy a can of soda when i leave
smooth

>>8249675
actually she doesn't live in ireland at all lmao
>>8249677
of course I trust my woman

>>8249682
Ok
Those blue things are sprinkles

>>8249684
Quit being stupid

>>8249684
what the fuck is wrong with you? are we 6 years old or something? why the fuck are you putting sprinkles on eggs and bacon you god damn idiot, take this shit back.

>>8249689
Those are pancakes

>>8249688
How?

>>8249691
didn't I say take this shit back, why are you still sitting there

>>8249682
>actually she doesn't live in ireland at all lmao
well wheever she really lives

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i dont want to go to work help

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>>8249693
And this is why I only date the neurotypical

>>8249691
>all chaser here are really girls
>going to feed them estrogen
>hue hue hue

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>>8249703
You seem upset, are you a repressing chaser?

I'm actually whiter than Sertii which is very fucked up, IMO.

>>8249706
You're just some fat creepy hon that wants to take control of the chasers

>>8249707
check your white priviledge desu

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>>8249660

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>>8249709
You knew the risks when you started pursuing the girl dick. Be strong, resist the temptation, although I'm sure that won't be a problem when the temptation makes you angry right?

>>8249710
>white
>privilege

>>8249694
she lives in kyrgyzstan
>>8249701
yeah well you're autistic for implying I'm autistic and quite frankly this marriage is over

>>8249715
You have some serious psychological issues

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>>8249717
This wasn't a marriage we were just meeting at IHOP
Also you didn't eat your pancakes and kept assuming I made them and kept telling me to take your eggs back

Also you're paying the bill

Tfw you take up self harm

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>>8249720
Lmao, it's just bantz
...Unless you have some deeper issues you want to discuss with me, I don't judge

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>>8249699
>tfw fall asleep sad every night cuz as soon as u wake up ur straight back to work

>>8249721
baby I'm sorry, I'm not myself when I'm hungry™

also I'll pay for this roleplay to stop

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>>8249725
the life of an OL sucks jormy what do we do

ok i did what i wanted to do today
tomorrow where u at

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>>8249725
This is ok
Everything is ok

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P shots fucking suck

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>>8249725
>>8249728
>>8249733
sunday chinese food night tho
god I miss working :(

>>8249736
>no underwear scattered about the room
she obviously isn't a trans girl

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>>8249738
>having a messy room

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>>8249738
theres other ones

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>>8249728
the revolution starts with us!

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>>8249744

>>8249740
This I keep all of my dirty laundry on my bathroom floor

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>>8249748
Oh come on
Don't be a pig, elanna.
You don't live in a sty

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>>8249748

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>>8249749
my room gets messy and then it takes me a week to clean it up again .___.

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>>8249749
You're right my room is spotless my sty is the place I go to poop

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>>8249752

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>>8249753

>tfw ur bathroom is covered in makeup sponges, cosmetic pads, dirty underwear and dildos

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>>8249758

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>>8249761
sounds pretty cis

>>8249761
>wasting money to cover yourself
>not living as a nudist

>>8249763
If she was cis it wouldn't just be *cosmetics* pads.

>>8249769
:(

>>8249769
Actually, even without periods, wearing thin pads keeps your underwear clean. So they're pretty much needed when you're post-op.

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when you tell him you're ok

>>8249778
>discharge from healing
gross

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>>8249766
My boss doesn't like it when I come to work naked

>>8249769
Should I get tampons to make my bathroom pass better?

>>8249778
>wearing pads
Thanks grandma

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>>8249699
>>8249725
>>8249784
got to go work for that money!

im a fag

>>8249784
Then obviously you don't pass, sorry.

>>8249787
look at this queer lmao!

>>8249791
you seeing your reflection in the screen?

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>>8249699
ufufu you can sell yourself playing overwatch with lonely people on fiverr.

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>>8249791

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>>8249793

>>8249762
so what's the story w these?

>>8249788
My boss is female..

>>8249793
my monitor is non reflective anon

>>8249802
don't ruin my joke please you big homo

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So the guy I've been sleeping with lately wants me to start calling him, "Daddy."

>>8249778
>when you're post-op
...

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>>8249794
theres an idea!
im not really that great at ow though...

mostly right now i just want to lie down

>>8249805
congrats I guess

>>8249799
they're cute and umaruchan used to post them

>>8249812
RIP kira

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>>8249808
don't need to be I think. Also seen people charge 10 and 20.

>>8249799
series of illustrations a Japanese artist tweeted out about life as an office-lady

>>8249804
you know what anon

only a homo would make a joke that dumb

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>>8249805
you didn't start saying it yourself?

>>8249815
>ywn make a living from simply being a hot cis girl who plays vidya

>>8249817
didn't we already established that when I said im a fag

>>8249820
Might be nightmare mode, but are there no popular trans streamers/youtubers at all?

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>when you have a lucid trans dream after taking morning dose and falling back to sleep and it's so gender euphoric your can feel your heart do flips and flutter so hard you feel like you're on esctasy

Wow...

>>8249794
that looks like hachiman from that love story anime but he has boobs.

actually that's probably what I look like in my apron at work huh lol (._.)

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>>8249824

>>8249821
which is why it was so dumb

>>8249829
shut up and post butt already

>>8249831
SUCK

MY

DICK

>>8249801
And a prude!

>>8249832
ok

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>>8249820
ufufu is a lot more attractive than some of these.
>>8249826
it's hachiman.

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>tfw too australian to be a pro streamer
why does our internet suck so much its not fair

>>8249828
I know it sounds dumb, I woke up with my heart still fluttering and remembered everything. Felt like the happiest time of my life...

Hormones are amazing...

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Why is life so boring and dreadful

>>8249834
good

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>>8249837
naw its not dumb, you're just getting long term effects from hrt

>>8249824
What was the dream?

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>>8249810
I guess, I think its kinda weird but I mean Ill do it to make him happy.

>>8249819
Haha, I guess Im not a good girl after all.

>>8249832
Chara says you all dont even talk anymore and havent in months, what happened to your friends Birdough?

>>8249842
:3

>>8249846
u
>>8249851
pat head

>tfw not living on my own yet
reeeeeeee

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Morningu ~

>>8249840
Because we are all being tested, or punished. I dont know.

>>8249856
Living on your own sucks.

>>8249845
It's was random scattered dreams, sometimes I wasn't me but I was always a girl

The euphoria was so intense I felt like I was on drugs or something

>>8249843
It's really wonderful... I want to stay on this forever, so glad I did. I've never felt happiness close to this before.

>>8249813
yeah :(

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>>8249864
does it count as living on your own if you share a house with other (responsible) adults?

'cause it's not too bad

better than living with parents you don't get along with

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>>8249868
Im actually moving back to the parents I dont get along with because living on my own was so awful but I really need to be around people so I guess it will difer.

Sharing a house I guess helps a little but ive known a few people who lived in a shared house and they seemed just as lonely because they looked themselves away in a room all day when not at work.

>>8249860
ciel is best girl!

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>>8249869
Is it just the loneliness that got to you living by yourself that made it awful? Outside of that it seems like having your own place would be great if its affordable.

>>8249871
but I thought you were one of the good straight girls?

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>>8249869
yeah that can happen

the roommate at the previous place i stayed at wasn't very.. warm and friendly

this new house i'm staying at is comfy, an older woman who's kind of motherly and a gay, we exchange pleasantries and talk a bit

first house i stayed at here was with two members of a local rock band that were really cool, but also responsible adults, that place was the shit

it's good for me to pretend to be sociable and stuff, and not awkward for whatever reason