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/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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Have you been a good girl today?

•Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
•IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous thread : >>8224633
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Furst
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I'm a dumb homosexual.
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>>8226146
This is the nim thread.
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>>8226147
don't tell me you haven't been to bed yet???
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>DISCORD SERVER PURGE COMPLETE
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>MORE MEMBERS REQUIRED
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.ACQUIRING MORE CINNAMON ROLLS
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>>8226149
I went to bed at 4 AM and woke up at 10 AM, my body wanted to wake me up at 9 but I insisted on continuing to sleep.
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>>8226150
I use discord to talk to actual people, it'd be too risky!
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>>8226154
I mean ***honestly***

I have the nicest server out there, it's all cinnamon rolls, and the lewd nonsense is all sequestered off to containment channels

IT'S A NICE SERVER OKAY? GOSH
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I'm wearing a robe and curled up with a pillow and blanket and still freezing
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>>8226153
Oh really? So you woke up at 9 and went back to sleep again?
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>>8226157
Which server? Can I join?
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>>8226161
That depends, are you a cinnamon roll?

And it's The Snake Pit, what used to be my rather exclusive server
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>windows 7 setup isn't able to usb ports
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>8226157
BUT IF I JOINED MAYBE SOMEONE RECOGNIZES ME AND THEN I'D BE RUINED.
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>>8226157
>cinnamon rolls
right
fucking
explain this
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>>8226160
yeah, I felt I wanted to get at least one more hour of sleep since I have a busy day today, have to hand over a hardcopy of an essay, work on a research project (UGH), see friends I haven't seen in a while and make some last minute preparations because some Queer is coming over to visit tomorrow.
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>>8226165
You're worried about being recognised as a tran by a bunch of trans?


>>8226166
Too sweet, too pure!
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Is this birdie?

What a cutey get on hrt senpai
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>>8226170
>You're worried about being recognised as a tran by a bunch of trans?
yes. what if someone hates me and happens to know me? also I don't understand discord well, what if other people can somehow see that I've joined a tran server?
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>>8226168
>hardcopy of an essay
I hate this
just fucking take the e version you fascists, we've only got one damn planet.
I envy you sleep skills tho. Once something gets me up it's very rare I get back to sleep again. Even if I'm still tired.
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>>8226171
nope
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>>8226173
I doubt they will, and I don't think that anyone can see what servers you're in unless they're also in them?
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>>8226170
>Too sweet, too pure!
goddamnit
i should have known
fucking rookie mistake, im gonna kms.

Thanks for clearing it up for me tho, anon <3
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>>8226171
lmao
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>>8226162
Hmm it's strange I was in there but now I don't find it anymore in my server list :O
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here is a drawing of my gf and i.
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>>8226180
Are you not pure and innocent?

>>8226183
I did a server purge, cleaned out inactive users and channels, and tidied up the rolls a lot

Sorry if I got a little overzealous, I needed to cut the wheat from the chaff to make room for new users :(
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>>8226190
wut server is dis
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gf uwu
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>>8226190
there is probably urethral slime dripping from my penis rn

t. doesn't have an sti
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>>8226193
Snek pit

Sirona's server
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>>8226190
Aww sorry I usually just use private conversations, but it's still nice to be on a server ._.
Can I join again maybe?
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>>8226196
Never heard of it..
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>purging me from snake pit.
Please
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https://discord.gg/ZnEMz

Snek pit link

And yes, there's a welcome room for a reason, I gotta be sure I know who's entering
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>>8226205
It's like completely empty? That was a pretty big purge.
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What are your feelings of carth?
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anyone else waiting for WW3?
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>>8226206
Heh, not completely

The welcome room is waiting room while I figure out who's who
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>>8226206
No I'm an idiot the list populated like after I posted that. ._.
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>>8226214
XD
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I really hate this world
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>>8226220
>hating the world
>not yourself
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>>8226225
I hate all of it including me. the earth would be a better place if it didn't exist
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>>8226225
why hate yourself when its others that made you feel bad
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Going to try going to bed again good night everyone
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Another day of shitty hard work.

I guess it pays for my pills so its ok i guess
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nmn
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Boop
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Today, I've hurt myself again.
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>>8226245
Stahp doing that
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>>8226245
Whats wrong?
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>>8226205
What do you do in a discord server, and how do I know if I am qualified to join?
>.<
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>>8226168
>some Queer
i mean i knew you were playing tsuntsun at me but i didn't know you wanted me to fuck you this badly
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>>8226245
prove it
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>>8226252
Copy the link and paste it. You'll be prompted with a message if you want to join the server. I guess from what they said all cinnabuns are welcome
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>>8226252
Mostly chat and post images. It's like here but more cozy
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>>8226259
Sometimes voice chat too. That's my favorite part :)
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>>8226254
Eirini what the FUCK is this.

Is this your new bullying angle. Is this what this is?
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>>8226262
it's cute when you get flustered desu :>
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>>8226264
why does everybody enjoy seeing me suffer

what is so god damn attractive about my unending unrelenting agony
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>>8226270
you're easy to bully because you derive pleasure from it. You don't really put up much of a fight. Sometimes people bully you and don't even realize
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>>8226273
>you're easy to bully
I'm very strong.
>you derive pleasure from it.
NO.
>You don't really put up much of a fight.
I'll fight yyou.
>Sometimes people bully you and don't even realize
What the fuck.
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>>8226252
Sucy is a cutie
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>>8226277
>i'm very strong
W
>i'll fight you
m8 you're like 4 mm tall, a warhammer figurine could destroy you in a fight
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>>8226284
oh for fuck's sake not YOU too
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>>8226285
nande
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>>8226256
What is a cinnabun? :o
>>8226280
Sucy is the best <3
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>>8226286
I literally know only one person who could be hanging around here who posts like you do.

Did you just smell the blood in the water.
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>>8226287
Can I be your friend?
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>>8226284
oh hello :>
>>8226277
>i'm very strong
awww if it makes you feel better i can let you win a few times
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Please don't bully people too hard. At first it can be kinda funny but then you actually start hurting the person a lot and think it's okay to keep going even when they ask you to stop.
t. person who gets bullied a lot
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Rate my interview boymode :c

Got two interviews today first one already went horribly got laughed at in the waiting room, second one in a hour dreading it.
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>>8226295
Why aren't you in a suit.
pleb.
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>>8226295
VERY manly :^)
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>>8226287
Too sweet and too pure
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wew I havent been here in ages

>>8226292
do you know where you are?
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>>8226295
You don't look like a boy, you should just present in girlmode. It will increase your chance of success
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>>8226289
you're not just chum in the water, you're strapping meat to yourself and then covering yourself in blood and carrying a few buckets of blood with you for good measure
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>>8226299
Hi Sophie, how are you~?
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>>8226290
Oh, ofc!
Yay got a new friend :D
...So what do friends do? :>
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>>8226299
>do you know where you are?
yes ;-;
I need friends who won't be mean to me, even my bf bullies me when we play video games. He says sorry afterwards though, but nobody else ever says sorry.
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>>8226299
I missed you Sophie
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>>8226299
Welcome back.
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>>8226295
You look boyish in that pic. Why no button down shirt?
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>>8226304
Do you have discord? :3
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>>8226299
Welcome back :)
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>>8226311
Yea :3
melissa#4091
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>>8226315
Oki I added you, thank you~
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>>8226301
That's kind of metal as fuck if I'm honest with you.
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Bunny
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>>8226299
SHE'S BACK!!!!
How are you???? What is the latest???
omg love you so much bbe <3
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>>8226324
that rabbit looks like he going to shoot rockets out of his ears
Mazinger B
Bunzinger
Type-B R4B1T
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>>8226303
hayo!
I feel a bit better. my bf has been insanely nice to me, the antipsychotics have lifted my average mood a bit. I still have tons to do, but I handed in one of my papers a few days ago. 2 more and I just need finals.
how are you?

>>8226305
oh ;-;
does he bully you lovingly at least? my bf does that sometimes in a really nice manner

>>8226306
>>8226308
hayo <3 :3

>>8226314
thanks!
do I know you D:

>>8226325
so lively :3
I am back to watching professional broodwar. I love it.
I am also over 3 months clean again. Maybe I can actually make it this time.
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>>8226321
hi there sweetie :D
>>8226324
bunbun wants monmons!
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>>8226298
:( tfw unclean and impure filth, guess I never was meant to be cinnabun
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>>8226329
I'm glad you're feeling better :)
I'm anxious about all the things I need to do in the future and changing your name seems like super complicated and expensive :<
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>>8226329
Maybe :P Just consider me a friendly spirit!
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>>8226333
There are advantages and disadvantages to both
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>>8226329
You are gonna make it, bbe
With all our love, and all our care, you'll never need to touch another drug again
and, I mean, I'm sure your bf will help too, but like it's mainly us. You need us. Never leave us again, mmkay?
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>>8226329
Mostly lovingly. When we're playing games he can be kinda mean but he doesn't always mean it. We play games with like kinda big learning curves though like guilty gear and for honor.
I could probably outshoot him if we played more titanfall or counter strike or something.
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>>8226335
Kindred Spirits?
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>tfw can't be bothered to write a CV because I only want shitty temp work
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>>8226349
Quite possibly! :O
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>>8226334
oh ya, shoot me a message on discord if you need help with anything.
as for expensive, just hand in a request for Gerichtskostenhilfe at the same time and they ll do the paying. Doesnt work if you have a lot of cash somewhere though

>>8226335
reeeee
I am the curiosiest.

>>8226338
haha :D
I am surprised anyone even noticed. A lot of cool people left. Now its full of commies, kids and clowns.
dunno if Ill stick around for longer

>>8226342
awww, mine is like that too. But we dont really play games together a lot. Hes really competitive and while Id say my learning curve is pretty decent, his is way better so Id always drag him down in anything thats remotely competitive. we play PoE together sometimes though.
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>>8226296
because my suit is too big for me and looks wierd. But yeah youre right.

>>8226297
;_;

>>8226300
Really?

>>8226309
How boyish, and whats a button down shirt.
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>>8226354
<3
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NOTHING IS SACRED

I'M GONNA CORRUPT ALL THE LITTLE BABIES JUST STARTING TRANSITION

COLLARS AND LATEX FOR ALL OF THEM!
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>>8226358
A shirt that buttons from your collar to you hips
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>>8226368
Sounds wierd.
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>>8226357
>dunno if Ill stick around for longer
See you at Susans!
I'm actually back after not being here in almost a year. It's nice to dip in and out occasionally, but yeah, it's different now. Some new people are nice, but a lot of the good old ones are gone and it just isn't the same.

Also stop commie bashing, I heard about your immer DDR tattoo
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Tfw super hon
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>>8226370
Sounds weird? xD Any man/woman that is professional wears it. it is for business professional and sometimes business casual attire
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>>8226371
>stop commie bashing

when theyre all dead. I will.

y-you werent supposed to tell anyone about that tatoo D:

and ya I feel the same :/
I miss fufu and dollface a lot
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>>8226361
They are already corrupt. You don't need an extra person to do that :( That's not just baby trans either
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>>8226378
They were both here yesterday lol
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>>8226378
To echo what was just posted, They were here yesterday and on a regular basis too
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>>8226378
you missed them!
Fu was on weebposting yesterday for her birthday. idk, i guess she's like 40 or summing now, but the old gal's still going strong.
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>>8226378
you also missed the end of faye, assuming you bother to care
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>>8226388
> end of faye
wait, what
what do you mean the end?
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>>8226375
Im an autistic neet leave me alone reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. It sounds wierd tho.
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>>8226391
She killed herself
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>tfw woke up at 7am to get my car serviced
Too early desu. Have to drink cheap coffee to stay awake lol
>>8226361
Don't corrupt the pure ones ;~;
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>>8226395
please don't shitpost like this.
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>>8226395
We all have killed ourselves or each other multiple times, that doesn't mean anything
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>>8226394
Comfort I cry! Comfort my neet folk!
>>8226396
Good morning sunshine!
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>>8226391
faye has been at it with elanna and edie,
and faye got exposed and rekt
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>>8226400
Have you killed yourself? If so, tell me why?
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>>8226400
She did it for real this time.
Watched her shoot herself in the brain stem while we skyping.
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>>8226406
For attention, is there another reason???
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>>8226405
You realize;
The only ppl who wouldn't have candid pics like that don't post here, right?

We're all a bunch of ugly motherfuckers, in the end.
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elanna killed herself
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>>8226405
Oh I knew that, but she was still coming here posting about fucking being privileged or some such bullshit even after all that. I hope you meant like she'd resolved to go away and get serious help or something.
>>8226410
Did you get it?
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>>8226408
pix or your lying
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>>8226408
Hope you recorded it.
>>8226414
Forever alone senpai
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>>8226413
thank the fucking lord
i've been waiting for that cunt to top her self for years
she's just so
slutty and weeb and all round fucking gross
eugh
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>>8226412
Hey, at least I post my worst pictures myself.
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>>8226412
I like to say that we become prune monster in the end :D
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>>8226386
>i guess she's like 40 or summing now
a-anon...

I am older than fufu ;_;

>>8226388
I dont really care about drama

>>8226381
>>8226385
doesnt count, I wasnt here
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i did not kill myself :3
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>>8226412
My fav hon

>>8226417
Sadly I didn't. Should've really
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>>8226422
You're younger than I am.
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>>8226419
I don't even post the worst pictures of myself, let alone save yours.
Moreover, your shit is still cherry picked & not cadid
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>>8226417
I can promise you one night of wild steamy urethral sex, but that's all, I'm afraid. The memory will last you a lifetime, though.
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>>8226419
Worst pics for you but cutest pics for me! :D
You are going to get tired of me saying this xD
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>>8226403
Good morning!
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>>8226422
kek
are you actually??
omg haha sorry, I didn't know! I knew you were older, but I didn't think you were older than her.
Sorry!
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>>8226425
Everyone has a favorite hon here.
We're all hons.
There's unbecoming pics of every trip resident since 2014 who still posts in the archive.
We're ALL ugly.
Anon don't count.
They're rp-ing men
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take ur oversized store bought suit to a tailor and ask for a female cut

discord is a joke it wont work without javascript. ll never see yall there, just like those p2p voice apps for games. ip sharing mode. newp!

my dick smells like a pussy. hrt is crazie
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>>8226428
Honestly, when I took and posted a selfie right after waking up from SRS, I wasn't in a state to cherry pick. And it looked genuinely worse than any candid shot anyone could take...
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>>8226418
O-oh
;_;
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>>8226429
I don't do ons anon.
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>>8226438
May I see said selfie?
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>>8226436
Hons should die
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>>8226435
ya, by roughly 2,5 months
d-dont poke my sore spots
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>>8226436
I don't think I'mma uggo :( I feel prettty! Oh so pretty!
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>>8226442
Rip mtfg
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>>8226446
Post pic?
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>>8226439
yeah, I mean, you'd think when you're that much of a washed-up, wasted, ol' tranny whore that you'd-
>elanna !GAYFER.0Fc
Wait a minute....something's not right here....
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does it get easier?
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>>8226455
never
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>>8226450
Never! Too many people has seen me! Too much and I'll start melting into a pool of butter
>>8226455
Yup
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>>8226441
It's in the archive. 5/8/2016.
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>>8226452
I'm disappointed that you think I'm a weeb or a whore
;_;


>>8226422
Hi (you)
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>>8226459
Then I will just brand you a hon
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>>8226444
Oh that's not that long I thought you meant like by a few years!
I'm truly sorry tho even if it was a little funny

Anyway, I'd best go try sort my life out now, but I just want you to know:

My girlfriend left me, but I don't even want her back, because you are my princess now.

Now and forever. forever my princess; forever in my heart.

i love you
xxxxx
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>>8226459
when
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>>8226440
Alright, maybe I can move things around on my timetable and we can book a romantic weekend away.
How's that?
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>>8226462
That's fine :) I don't need the approval of other to affirm my identity :D Whatever you think is your prerogative
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>>8226470
Ok Spick
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>>8226466
in a few
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>>8226462
the fuck is it with u nigs labeling ur own ingroup
u fucks rly love identity politics
ffs im out
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>>8226461
....
OH MY GOD
It's you!!!
Are you okay??? I heard you kys I was so fucking worried??
Don't ever make me worry like that again, I missed you so much, I don't know what I'd do without you in my life!
I love you so much, you're literally perfect to me, never go away again okay????
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is it safe for me to post now

are my tormentors gone
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>>8226476
It's safe :D
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>>8226461
hayo ^_^

how's life?

>>8226463
o-oh
D:

I am sorry anon, I cant tell who you are. thanks for the warm words though!

>>8226476
maybe I can toment you tonight? :smirk:
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>>8226476
Still here sir
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bad girl feels

Me and my bf went to blows and I can still see his blood on the wall. I feel awful
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>>8226472
:(
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>>8226480
Whats the story behind it?
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>>8226480
Did you clean up the mess at least?
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>>8226475
Mere platitudes
You just want me to post my butt again

>>8226478
I am overwhelmed with the process of meeting profs and waiting and I'm gonna get an ulcer lol
How u
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>>8226485
Oh!
Well, now that you bring it up, it has been a long time since the last butt post, so I mean yano
it would kinda be rude of you not to post at this point, and whilst you're alive and well, you should probably just go for it t b h
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>>8226480
But did you win?
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>>8226483
hormones are making me so crazy
I hit him in the face with the flat side of my laptop and it bent the aluminum. It still works somehow and im posting from it now.

Im so lucky he didnt charge me with assault. Everyone is okay now, but I have a busted lip and swelling on my brow. It was over money of course. Work hours have been reduced lately and times are tough. We were fighting over what to do about it.
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>>8226491
Haha
Both of you are nuts
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>>8226488
I am not a whore though
Or a weeaboo

Also you've been naughty
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>>8226495
>Also you've been naughty
you're right. I've been naughty. So naughty.
you know what would be a good punishment for a naughty anon like me?
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>>8226495
One of those claims is a flat out lie and we both know it
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>>8226502
Who cares
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>>8226502
*both
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>>8226484
Yus I just used a wet wipe for it
Be better than me

At least Ive made $500 in the last four days which has to help. Im trying my best
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I really like Gwen Stefani's music :S It's like the only pop music I like! Beside DJ Earworms mash ups!

https://youtu.be/Sopv7a_kkF0

https://youtu.be/XL8CpaE5T34
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>>8226500
Do tell

>>8226502
Lies and slander
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>>8226507
All we can do is our best :( That's all I ever ask of people
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>>8226510
>mongoloidS
>not even ever once
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>>8226513
That's asking too much here
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>>8226510
you could force me to stare at a really awful, nauseating picture

idk, like just off the top of my head, say....your hideous butt?
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>>8226485
same, I should start looking for someone to write my masters thesis for, but I cant be bothered
I still have one other paper to write before that anyway.
I DID manage to hand in the other one on time, which made me really happy. it was insane effort though. Writing papers outside of your subject is really taxing. I ran into so many walls.
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Self-contempt, hit as hard as you can
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>>8226514
貴方は嘘つきです
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>>8226515
:(
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>>8226524
Most people here are hons
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>>8226517
貴方は変態

>>8226518
Oh damn they let you get to the end of your degree without a supervisor in Europe? I need a supervisor to even get accepted ;_;

I'm glad you're getting back on track to get things done on time though.
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>>8226527
what does that have to do with not trying your best? you can do everything in your power and still be a hon
like me
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>>8226528
and you, are one hell of a fine ass, jiggles ;)
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>>8226527
What does that have to do with doing your best? :( It makes willpower and -determination-!
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>>8226522
I don't lie on mtfg.
And moons peak is just digging you an even greater hole of
LIES
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>>8226522
isnt that just ironic though?>>8226515
>>8226527
no bully kudasai
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>>8226535
>>8226537
If you're a hon you need to stop transitioning.
Hons make trans people look bad
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>>8226542
yeah i stopped and im only taking hormones now
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>front and rear brakes are 100% worn on the car (absolutely no brake pad left)
>repairman is surprised I haven't noticed anything at all with them
Lol
I'm an oblivious motherfucker
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>>8226542
What if you know you're a hon, so you never present as female in public while still taking HRT?
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>>8226542
but what if stopping transition makes you sad?
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>>8226546
I'm studying to be a endo.
If I see anyone trying to transition (and are still a hon), I will drop them off their hrt.
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>>8226542
They have feelings an dysphoria too though :(
>>8226547
That sounds really dangerous o_o
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>>8226542
what's a hon though?
and idk why someone would even go fulltime with obvious issues with looks or voice or whatever
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>>8226536
My butt doesn't jiggle :(

>>8226538
U r just mad cuz u dont into the glorious Nippon

>>8226541
Shh
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>>8226554
Think sheen, Korra, Faye, valq and a few others
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>>8226557
no i meant the definition of the word
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>be insanely swole and not eat protein for a week and eat at 1k calories my regular before i started lifting
>a six pack is comibg in and rethinking repression

Naw im good. Gotta find a chaser daddy ngl.
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>>8226559
Someone who doesn't pass/looks like a man still
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>>8226528
ya, we re expected to know which classes to do and which programs to join etc. to be eligable. theoretically my classcombination has to be looked at by the uni-office before I apply for final exams, they might tell me that it doesnt work this way, but it usually isnt as drastic. I have followed the guidelines closely tho, so I hope I am ok ;-;

gotta go out to play with the doggo for a while
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>>8226556
will once I've given it a slap ;)
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>>8226552
why? also what if they complain about you? is that even an endos decision to make? also what is a hon to you
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>>8226559
Hon - 1. an unpassing transgender woman that looks like a man but presents as a woman
2. Someone I don't like
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>>8226547
You're a woman
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>>8226562
when should one start worrying?
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>>8226566
>someone i dont like


based...
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>>8226572
Never worry! Tomorrow can worry about itself
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>>8226553
Extremely dangerous
I'm glad my parents made me bring it in before a 2000 mile drive, having something go wrong in the middle of nowhere west Texas wouldn't have been fun
>>8226569
Tru facts
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>>8226440
Ohh hi Franzi, you're here too, that's nice :3
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>>8226565
If I have a patient that is transitioning and they aren't putting in the effort, then they shouldn't deserve their hormones

>>8226572
If you don't pass within the first year or so
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>>8226577
usually i like putting things off but this seems important D:

>>8226582
ok thanks
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>>8226582
I think one year is a little too small, maybe 2 would be better. It takes time for hair to grow and for facial hair to get removed completely.
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>>8226468
How about a romantic lifetime?

>>8226581
Heyo, anon.
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>>8226582
what's wrong with boymoding forever on hrt
>>
Also should be noted: if you still present as a man, you are not a hon. Hons at least try. You are still just a man.

>>8226563
Well here's hoping, that's a weird system
Bye for now glad to see you're keeping on top of things.
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>>8226585
2 is pushing it

>>8226587
Hrt is meant for those who want to actually transition.
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>>8226557
I had a few issues when I went full-time. But being full-time is exactly what revealed those issues and allowed me to solve them quickly.
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>>8226586
Hii~
If my parents didn't move before I was born, i would live in your city and we could cuddle :(
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>>8226586
I'm kinda on a tight schedule. Need to kms soonish.
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>>8226591
>hons trying
Oh the delusion is strong in this one
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>>8226595
Same here and now I love being full time :D
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>>8226592
lol no it's not, it's just one way to relieve GID symptoms, with or without full transition
it's completely normal for people to just be on hrt f that is enough to make them feel better or they don't want to socially transition for some reason
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if i kill myself i have a 50 percent chance of being reborn cis.


I want to die. This planets so cruel to each other...natures going tl naturally select me to die early...if i keep fighting everyday maybe it will all work out?


Ill find my human needs and everything will be ok right? Im just tired...tired of it all...i dont want to fight anymore i just want to live a normal life as a girl...i work 14 hours a day and just want to die.
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>>8226557
Wew
Salty anons this morning
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>>8226604
If you don't socially transition, you don't deserve it hon.
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>>8226601
I never said they were trying in the correct way, just that they have more balls and are more deserving of their pronouns than some forever closeted wuss.
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>>8226542
of course not
taking bica or never socially transitioning are both far better options if you are so conscious of society
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>>8226605
It doesn't work like that. Even if it did, what's the percentage of being born as a trans in a impoverished country that has problems even collecting water to drink
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>>8226608
why not?
eh, nice opinion i guess, good thing it has nothing to do with normal care procedure
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>>8226607
>implying it isn't true

>>8226610
If it looks like a man still, it's a man
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>>8226610
e-elanna?
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>>8226592
>tfw 4 years now and still holding on to a shred of hope that someday I might make it if I keep trying and working at it
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>>8226621
You can do it! Stay determined! Have determination :D
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>>8226613
At least i wont be born me

Im the most pathetic person to exist. Im a jester. Nothing more than a circus freak.
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>>8226557
what are you talking about
both Korra and Faye have been full time for months
they're never here anymore because their lives are so much better than ours

that's the natural cycle though
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>>8226617
2 of the ppl in that list are fulltime and stealth.
I for one don't alter my photos, do crazy angles, smartphone filters, lighting trickery.

And somehow I'm stealth at my place of employment to the point of midol and scissoring jokes being thrown at me on a weekly basis.
But hey.
You're just nameless faceless basement salt anon.
Who actually cares about you
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>>8226625
They still look and sound like men though.
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>>8226624
Even jesters have a higher purpose :o
>>8226625
They both post here regularly like yesterday even
>>
how do I make friends?
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>>8226627
You aren't stealth, not with your proportions mr xl.
Neither is everyone else.
You don't need to be bitter sir
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>>8226632
what do you mean higher purpose? Im so pathetic right now. Im a human meme.
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>>8226625
>they're never here anymore because their lives are so much better than ours
kek
they were literally here last night.
And let's not forget Faye's little spazfest before you even try and pull that one.

Also, not that original anon. I wouldn't call either Faye or Korra hons for the record.
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>>8226610
lol
me not going full time ever is wussy in the same way as not playing russian roulette for fun is
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>>8226625
>Faye
>Full-time
>passing
Oh that's a good one

>>8226618
Y-yeah
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>>8226633
Step1) Seek sunlight
Step2) Talk to people
Step3) Make acquaintance
Step4) Don't mess up
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>>8226633
have sex hit the weights take a shower get a clue
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>>8226635
Everyone has a role to play! What you decide to do with that role is up to you with the cards you were dealt :)
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>>8226640
I wrote a song for you...
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>>8226634
OK anon, ok.
Believe what your throbbing agp dick tells you.

I may wear an xl top.
But I also wear 14 bottoms with a 33" waist
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>>8226648
Hahahaha
I love your delusions
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>>8226645
ok. Im just going to take my histrionic personality disorder and crank it up to 11 to new heights never taken before. And when i come down from my high im going to be rich.
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>>8226650
My pics are in the archive
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Good morning! Working full time takes up sooo much of your life :(

I do like my new job a lot tho! I need to get decent clothings and start presenting female and tell everyone my real name :/

I'm not ashamed of being trans I'm ashamed of being such an incompetent COWARD ;;

Is there a valid invite to that discord server from upthread?

>>8226633
Let me know when you figure it out!
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>>8226651
Not everyone is meant to be rich. If that's what you think I said. :) Sometimes just getting by is an accomplishment for some people.
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>>8226653
You only post your face but never your body sir
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>>8226641
I can do everything except number 2
>>8226643
I do all of those things but I get too shy I can't approach people, I only make friends when people approach me, and I moved recently and I can't afford school and stuff so idk how to make friends. My job isn't social either.
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>>8226646
Go onnnn
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>>8226658
she does tho
t. picc saver
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>>8226657
Grrrrr

Lol

Im going to be the most famous person on earth and ill make a living being a jester. Why be lost when the jester guides me.
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>>8226662
Post them
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>>8226660
honshine
you are my honshine
you make me happy
even though you're gay
you'll never know dear
how much i love you
so please don't take
my honshine
away
<3

hope u rike :3
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>>8226659
You can do it anon! I believe that you can! Start with idle chitchat and gradually get to know people more. Ask a lot of questions and be selfless in your answer :D
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>>8226662
Yeah, I'd say that along with Faye and Kayla, she's one of the trips who's posted the widest assortment of body parts.
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>>8226663
If that floats your boat then have at you :D
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>>8226662
Heh
>>8226658
I've even more growth since my last posts.
Been to busy/tired to take more
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>>8226667
Awe that's so sweet you wrote that just for me?
>>
Will hormones make me act more feminine?

My body language isn't feminine and is one of the reasons my mother claims I can't be trangender: "you never acted feminine and if you were trans you would've slipped something, no one can hide feminine traits for years"
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>>8226656
I am glad you are working anon :) Happy for you. I can invite you to a server. What is your discord?
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>>8226680
HRT only makes your body more feminine. Anything involving the human personality stays the same. If you were cracra before, you will still be cracra
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>>8226683
It's jana#6423, hello again :)))

I just want more comfy nice places to chat
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>>8226678
I did, because I honestly think you are my favourite trip here and I love you

and I didn't mean any of those things I said before, I was just funposting.
Except from you being a weeb cus you are kinda weeby

but that's okay, because you're just being urself and i love you for it :')
>>
>>8226686
Estrogen passes the blood brain barrier so it does have an effect on how you act tho
>>
What are you listening to?
https://vimeo.com/184682770
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>>8226680
I never acted the slightest bit feminine before starting transitioning. I've definitely picked up feminine mannerisms but I think they're mainly learned behaviors
Maybe it's a placebo effect but I've felt more feminine too
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>>8226680
"If that's true how have you managed??"
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>>8226694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp5l0iwkVGM

uwu
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>>8226680
Nah, only socialisation helps. Hormones don't change your personality and language, verbal or otherwise. I've seen good-looking early transitioners struggle with that, sadly.
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>>8226694
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CRsSr4Fd_2U
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>>8226686
Tfw hrt and surgery couldn't save me from being indoctrinated into the land of hons
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>>8226692
It doesn't change personality traits, I am more of a nurture than nature in that respect. I am pretty sure both side can be argued.
>>8226690
hi :D Are you cute bat person!? I can never tell with anons!
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>>8226694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9O5ApakhFg
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>tfw everything in the picture applies to me
;_;
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>>8226704
Yes :) i'm also the goatposter

But really just cute aminals at this point desu
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>>8226709
iktf umu
>>
>>8226712
All this time and I didn't know!
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>>8226691
:3
I would give you a hugg rn if I could

Thanks for the morning bantz anon, I'm off to work
>>
Is it normal to cringe when you hear others saying your preferred name?

I've only heard it said by someone else once, and even me can't say "I'm Anon" when alone without cringing.

Why?
>>
>>8226597
Aww where du you live now?

>>8226600
So lifetime romance and a weekend would be the same anyway :p
>>
https://youtu.be/gJOfuGj-n9M
Heck yeah vaporwave!
>>8226723
I've never had someone say that to me or my preferred pronouns either. That would be hella awkard and very sjw-y
>>
How do I beat hondom?
>>
*summons persona*
>>
>>8226731
Step1)Seek sunlight
Step2)Learn proper make-up
Step3)Girlmode onnnrrryyy
Step4)Be based
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Is doing an hour to a hour and a half of cardio everyday and then leg lifts every other day a decent workout plan? I'm trying to drop weight while keeping my legs and ass.
>>
>>8226726
South of Frankfurt :/
>>
>>8226733
What if I did all that I
And I'm still a hon?
>>
Where's nim?
I have photographic dirt on her that exposes her lies.
I hacked her phone
I can't put her on blast if she's not here
>>
>>8226746
>photographic dirt on her that exposes her lies.
like what?
>>
>>8226747
The pic of her arm is cropped and photoshopped.
I have the original
Can't post it without her being here
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>>8226748
no it isn't
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I can't believe the death of the lgbt is today
>>
>>8226759
i wish my death was today
>>
>>8226752
You'll see when she's next online
>>
>>8226762
That religious liberty bill is going to be signed today and America will become very dark
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>pregnant dream again
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>>8226740
Oh lmao I thought youd live in another country like I did when I was a baby :D
Frankfurt isnt too far away.
>>
>>8226773
Aww cute :3
Baby Franzilu~ :3
But for me even 20km is a lot >.<
>>
I really need to leave America.
It's getting worse here everyday
>>
umu
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>>8226787
*hugg*
>>
>>8226793
Trump fucked everything
>>
>>8226794
Can we not become pol again
>>
>>8226795
Well our rights are going away which is pretty fucked up
>>
>>
>>8226800
oh boi
Valq pls deliver
>>
>>8226800
hi emi
>>
>>8226802
wut

>>8226803
hi!
>>
>>8226806

>>8226746
>>8226746
>>8226746
>>
>>8226785
Oh you are that anon, I think I remember you a bit.
and yes, 20km is far for me too because I don't have a car. Can only travel by train :/
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>>8226808
What the h*ck
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>>8226806
ATTN MTFG
NIM IS NOTHING BUT A PHOTOSHOPPING LIAR.
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL, UN-ALTERED PHOTO OF HER ARM
>>
>>8226808
no
>>
>>8226815
wtf no
>>
>>8226815
>she didn't post a spaghetti
I am disappoint
>>
>>8226815
That's very hairy
>>
>>8226810
:3
I'm too scared to drive even if I had a car :/
But I'm also scared of travelling alone, even though I go to the laser place and to the psych on my own now ;__;
And it sucks that trains are so expensive here :(
>>
>>8226820
its hard to shave while you still live at home okay
>>
>>8226806
hru?!
>>
>tfw you miss the delivery man by 9 minutes
>tfw you run outside barefoot in your pajamas to try and catch him
>he's already gone
muh bica ;-;
>>
>>8226825
i just missed my bica delivery ;-;
>>
>>8226829
:(
>>
>>8226829
where does it go now?
>>
>>8226830
he knocked ONCE!

i must've missed him by like 6 minutes and he was already gone!
>>
>>8226832
i have to pick it up at the post office or schedule a redelivery

i have a feeling the same thing is gonna happen if i try to redeliver so i guess im going to the post office tomorrow
>>
>>8226829
Liars don't deserve bica.
Only soy isoflavones for you
>>
>>8226833
that happens to me all the time whenever I get a package, signing for stuff makes me shake a lot
>>
>>8226835
That's cruel.
>>
>>8226836
it sucks :(

now i have to wait an extra day to get my bica, i have to drive to the post office, and my feet are all cut up
>>
>>8226835
dont make me bop u
>>
>>8226847
w-what happened to your feet D:
are you okay?
>>
>>8226823
>I'm too scared to drive even if I had a car :/
Iktf, I have a license but dont drive ;~;

It good that you learn to be more autonomous tho
>>
>>8226823
>>8226851
>terrified of driving
>public transport does not exist here
:(
>>
>>8226850
i cut them up on the road trying to catch the mailman :(
>>
>>8226857
that's awful :(
>>
>>8226858
ye ;-;
>>
tfw no bf
>>
>>8226861
make sure to wash and bandage them okay?
>>
>>8226864
but itll hurt :(
>>
>tfw you talk through your gender disphoric thoughts with your mom and she borderline supports the idea of self-medicating
>>
>>8226873
infection though ;~;
>>
>>8226880
i mean same lol
after i explained how long the waiting lists and therapists talks last she was like oh ok yeah ofcourse you should self-med
>>
>tfw even if your mom was supportive she's too much of a goody two shoes to allow something like self-medding
>>
>>8226889
My mom thought me self medding was killing myself and a 10 hour round trip to see a trans therapist every week for a year was a perfectly viable option
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>Parents are super transphobic throughtout all of my childhood.
>break down when i am 14 after attempting suicide, and promise not to think or deal with dysphoria until im 18 and free from my parents
>turn 18, first day after moving out go to a doc and start the process of getting hrt
>4 months later, 1 month on hrt, parents find out and freak out a little
>attempt to talk me out of it, say they are losing a son
>I just stall.
>3 months later they try to talk about it again
>they ask me to explain what it is thats wrong with me

I just never want to talk or see them again. Is it wrong of me to just not want to explain everything to them? I can support myself finacially, I am moving far away for school pretty soon and mostly, I just want to forget that i ever had parents.

Am I a bad person?
>>
>>8226880
>>8226889
Wish I had the courage to tell my parents, but I am quite sure they would be unsupportive Q_Q
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>>8226897
>>8226894
>>8226898
>>8226901
i wanna punch ur moms in the boob is that ok
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>>8226894
It's illegal sure,
But nobody will do anything about it.
I'd pay to see cops show up and issue a citation to some poor underage trans girl with bigot parents.
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>>8226905
She has E cups.
Go ahead
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>>8226905
but thats rood
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>>8226905
>punch my mom in the boobs
For what purpose?
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>>8226851
Me too, because my parents pushed me into getting a drivers license by paying for lessons as a christmas present when I turned 17 ._.
And i dunno if i'll ever be autonomous, i'm like super clingy and dependent on other people >_<
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>>8226905
>tfw insensitive boobs :(
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>>8226917
>tfw too sensitive boobs :(
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>>8226898
No it's perfectly fine. I never want to have contact with my dad again either.
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>>8226919
HONKHONK
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>>8226914
>millenials
Just kys now
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>>8226922
Oww. That hurts :(
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>>8226923
That was a few years ago, i was born in the 90's
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>>8226922
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
>tfw its not grubsauce
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>>8226898
I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You tried, they won't listen, nothing else you can do really

I wanna cut my dad out of my life because he hasn't so much as acknowledged my transition since the day I came out to him. But I wouldn't be able to do that without cutting out my mom too and I don't wanna do that because at least she's supportive
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>feel like bobs are stagnating now
:(
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>>8226935
rubb
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>>8226927
Literally doesn't change anything
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>>8226935
succ
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>>8226898
You should still give them a fair chance and try to explain yourselves. If they cant handle it you'll just have to choose between your parents or your life.
They'll either support you or disown you, but at least you'll know where they stand.
Dont just leave em in the dark though.
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>>8226914
Haha same, my grandparents had a Sparbuch for me to get it so they basically forced me when I was 20 or so. Well, I got through the Probezeit without problems :^)
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>>8226947
Okay I'm sorry for existing :<
I wish I was born in a cool year like 2000 or something at least :(
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>>8226945
they're going to end up flat and disappointing :(
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>>8226950
I wish my parents would support me in my transition instead >_<
Cars will drive on their own anyways in a few years...
I saved up a bunch of money for FFS, but I probably have to spend most of it on my name change :/
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>>8226955
>pic
works every time :3
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>>8226957
no they won't!

i feel like mine has stopped growing too tho :/

hoping injections and fixing diet helps
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>>8226963
I'm worried, I can't even do anything about dose
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>>8226968
try eating more!
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>>8226961
I think a namechange is like 2000€, If you only need FFS for that little money you must look pretty good :P

Imma go play sc2 now. see you
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i wish i knew what my "problem" was when i was younger
i wish i had a supportive family
i hate wishing
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>>8226970
my weight is stable, I already ate a big sandwich thing today...
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;__;
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>>8226975
eating a lil more might help tho!
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>>8226976
I always keep my PayPal balance at 0
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>>8226975
i HATE eating
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My life is sorta a joke, but at least I got a cute new bag?

Who am I kidding, there's no recovery from here

SOMEONE HELP ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE
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>>8226949
Idk I was pretty up front with them when they found out, but they tried to cite every little time i didn't act girly. They brought up that I played hockey for 11 years, even though they made me.

They try to find any little thing to invalidate me and its infuriating. I just let them walk over me for 18 years because I felt guilty that I wanted to be a girl. And now im fucking done.

I dont want to go through the effort of arguing with them over ever little time I played catch or when they so easily conviced me to leave dance class in favor of karate. Or when they pulled me out of gymnastics because
>Its too faggy
and how it was somehow my decision as an 8 year old

I wish they would disown me. Then I could just go and live my life without the fucking anchor of them.
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>>8226979
I think I'm already at 1000 cal already after breakfast, I'll try eating more in a few hours
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>>8226983
at least you're trying
but yeah it's unfair :(
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Has Shakira posted at all yet or is she actually honoring our deal.
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>>8226971
No the money I have isn't enough for a full FFS, that's what I'm saving for, but if I have to pay for the name change it won't be enough for any small thing :/
And I heard it could also be 3000€ and maybe the judges/Gutachter won't even believe me, since i'm not trutrans and then I wasted all my money on nothing.
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>>8226981
ME TOOOOOOOO

The only thing i actually enjoy consuming are those sweettart candies.
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How do i accept the fact that ill never pass?
It just hurts inside
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>>8226990
"trying"

I could be doing more and I'm not because I suck
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>>8226995
You might???

The matrix is gunna happen at some point, why not hold out for that?
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>>8226996
>and I'm not because I suck
Then stop coming on 4chan to cry about it for pity and sympathy and go work towards passing.

You will be much happier if you do.
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>>8226997
Why keep on suffering that long?
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>>8226997
>having patience
:/
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>>8226988
i think im like 200-300..
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>>8226997
That however comes with a very high chance of an agonizing death as your body breaks down during the war if the Second Renaissance is to be believed
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>>8227004
you need food emi :(
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>>8226987
being family is not a valid reason to keep shitty people in your life.

>>8226971
>tfw unisex name

Also, on the topic of food, I'm still slowly losing weight. Should I stop this if I started taking HRT? What kind of BMI or w/e should you strive for during hormone therapy?
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>>8227000
hahahahahahahahaha

Nah, I think I'm pretty okay blogging here and trying to stave off the suicidal urges and self loathing
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>>8227011
Suit yourself, but the only one missing out is you. I remember what it feels like to not pass and its pretty much the greatest thing ever when you finally do.
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>>8226992
pat once

>>8226995
you do tho
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>>8227020
>pat once
Was i too hard on her? Do you think i should let her post again after today?
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>>8227008
i drank an ensure so i think im at like 600 calories now
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>>8227023
if you want i guess
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>>8227018
Hi bitch tits
How's aife
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>>8227018
but what if passing is completely out of the realm of possibility
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>>8227024
good aim for at least 1700-2000 today
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>>8227020
I dont...
I look awfull
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>>8226983
What the fuck are you wearing?
God learn some fashion sense
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>>8226987
Did you tell em you did all that because they made you? Be honest with them about how you feel, you have to tell them everything, if they still dont respect or believe you after that then yeah, you cant convince some people. Thats where you'll have to choose between your parents wishes or your life. Dont just cut them out completely though, you're gonna live a long life and they might not have any other children than you, I dont know your family. Dont sour relations even if they wont accept it, im not saying actively seek acceptance if they wont give it, but leave the door open for them even if itll take years for them to come around, dont break them off completely. But dont let them hold you back either, I just wanna give you some advice so you dont completely burn the bridge with your parents.
Your parents arent bad people like a lot of people ITT are saying, they love you but they just dont understand you, the world is unsympathetic often and people cant put themselves in others shoes, its only human so dont hold it against them too much.
Good luck anon, I hope you'll get along again with your parents in time, they just think they're doing whats best for you, as cliche as that sounds, its true.
>>8226961
>>8226971
>2000€ to change your fucking name
Wow these fucking bloodsucking bureaucrats will charge you for anything these days, it doesnt cost that much to make a change like that.
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>>8227031
I aim for 1200
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>>8226971
2000 euro?

Good fucking goy
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>>8227031
okay ;-;

>>8227032
that's not true tho
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>>8227034
Get a life, hippy!
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>>8227028
>aife
? Who?
>>8227027
well if someone knows her they can tell her she can post in 12 hours and 12 minutes.

>>8227029
Plastic surgery until you can? Its hard to say. I wouldnt have transitioned unless i knew i was going to pass so i went twink mode first.
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>>8227036
too low :(
>>8227039
you can do it!
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>>8227036
Nim is underweight
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>>8227043
i don't think im gonna pass and im still transitioning
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>>8227040
>hippy
You clearly don't know to dress yourself.
It's like you too fashion advice from tumblr
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>>8226142
im a good girl every day!
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>>8226976
is this all the money you have?
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btw it seems like we have a new board
>>>/bant/
Not sure how its any different from /int/ since they dont allow porn

>>8227048
Drink shit tons of water, exfoliate, grow your hair out, get laser hair removal, work on voice. All those things will help.

>>8227050
hi korra/chloe
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>>8227049
Nah, it's my inner goth/gamer/pathetic freak, but thanks for implying that I fit in somewhere!
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>>8227055
3 liters a day, every day, past my shoulders, have an appointment today, working on it
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>>8227054
have like €500 on my bank account still, the rest has been confiscated
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>>8227039
I do honestly
People look at me weird when i go outside
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>>8227058
The skirt doesnt match anything else you are wearing. Like it totally clashes with the rest of the outfit. Next time get a white/black skirt and it could look better
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>>8227055
i go with korra online. Chloe is for irl stuff also hello!
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>>8227045
Yea then you should eat more sorry
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>>8227066
Yeah, I getcha. I don't really have a full wardrobe yet, but I'm building it up, got a lot of stuff in the mail.
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>>8227064
you look like a goil in your pics
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>>8227063
at least you still have a little bit of money. why did the rest get confiscated?
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>>8227067
but chloe is cuter!

>>8227076
If you are trying to be goth go full goth and get a cute Gothic skirt.
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>>8227055
Well, it's going to be the same funposting as /int/ without fear of random "offtopic" bans, I suppose.
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I like bacon!
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>>8227085
can i have your bacon
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>>8227084
ok so aparantly they do allow porn you just cant dedicate an entire thread to dumping it.
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>>8227058
>inner goth
I didn't know you were 16
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>>8227088
I can share :D I like to share!
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>>8227094
I didn't know you sucked cock for a living!
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>>8227094
goth girls can be cute
It just has to be done in true gothic fashion and not Nugoth
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>>8227097
That isn't even a insult
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>>8227081
yeah but i dont want everyone online calling me it :u
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>>8227100
Neither is saying I'm 16, to be fair.
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>>8227106
k sorry back to korra then

>>8227108
sucking dick is better than being underage tho
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tfw you would've had to had started at like 15 to have a shot at making it :)
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>>8227111
you cant be that bad, im hideous and i still pass.
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>>8226983
I'm jealous
I wanna wear girl clothes
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>>8227114
how tall are you?
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>>8227110
ty
>>8227111
looks like you fell for the lgbt bdd and retarded standards gj that's the fastest I've ever seen someone meme themselves out of happiness

>>8227114
she had bdd and is autistic plus her mom tells her she's ugly and a man daily so it doesn't help that she has to repress until college
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>>8227117
What's stopping you
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>tfw nasty weather
;-;
At least there's nothing I have to do today
>>8227111
Nim pls
You're fine
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>>8227119
5'6

>>8227120
>she's ugly and a man daily
Daww thats really lame. I mean my parents still call me he all day but my dad stares at my ass and tits sometimes because hes a pervert. I want out of here
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I am washing my bra interweb! It was so stinky!
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>>8227114
im 6'1 and have a visible Adam's apples, strong jaw and chin, that's enough to not make it work

>>8227120
i was never happy in the first place tho
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>>8227108
It is when you dress like some edgy teen
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>>8227120
im not autistic btw
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>>8227125
always the 5'6 and under girls saying "oh you'll be fine hon don't worry :)"
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>>8227127
>im 6'1
my gf is 6'1 and passable. I love it when she carried me to bed :$

>visible adams apple
Not sure how bad it actually is but that one shave thing will help. Try swallowing in public, it makes it be less visible

> strong jaw and chin,
Maybe they arent as bad as you think? Dysphoria makes it hard to tell and makes us hyper focus on things that arent even that bad.

Like objectively my nose is fine but i obsess about it all day because it droops slightly and /pol/ would call me a jew because its not a 90 degree angle.

>>8227134
my gf towers over me and she passes just fine. id never date a girl who wasnt atleast 5'8
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>>8227120
>bdd
I wish this meme would die
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>>8227122
same here Louisiana got rekt

>>8227125
>dad checking you out

wow yeah it's time to go that unacceptable and the he stuff if they do it on purpose and call you son

>>8227127
bdd and a bit of an autistic whiner. of passing girls that are full time with years of experience tell you "you are going to be fine" an they had a much worse boymode to start off with and you think you know more than them and say no i won't thats being dumb to the highest degree. I'll just start agreeing with you now when you say stupid stuff like "I'm ugly and I don't pass" since that's what you want to hear so much. and if you're not autistic you do a really good impression of an autistic kid obsessing over irrelevant details and whining about them all day every day

every woman here has something that wasn't perfect but she mad the best with what she has instead of crying in repeat about her masculine features if you keep doing what your doing you're going to meme yourself into a other joke like faye
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>>8227137
i couldn't carry anyone to bed lol

pic related

maybe, i guess if i had people irl to support me it'd be easier but im all alone in my room all day so maybe i get a little crazy..

people have told me my jaw isn't as bad as i think it is so idk
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>>8227144
>it's time to go
The problem is due to complications early in my life im missing a major part of my nervous system that helps regulate stress, so i pretty much have panic attacks all the time and its very hard for me to hold a job unless im repressing all of my emotions all the time and even then it only worked for about 3 years before i snapped.

My anxiety is getting better but i dropped out of college twice now because of it. Im a total loser who still lives with their parents at 25
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smash that like button if u like being a girl
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>>8227147
I'm pretty light.... >>
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>>8227147
>maybe, i guess if i had people irl to support me
Il support you 100% forever and for always <3 Im sorry no one irl is nice to you, that must be really hard.

>>8227149
but i like being a big strong manly man
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>>8227147
Tfw can rekt nim
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>>8227147
The ramen noodle returned!
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>>8227153
is that vibrator real?
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>>8226993
well, as sophie said ask for gerichtskostenhilfe. Dunno what else to do, maybe push it back because you dont really need it for anything.

>>8227009
I would aim for a normal bmi. I basically only gained weight since im on hrt.

>>8227035
>>8227038
We need two psychs to write an expert opinion that we are trutrans. we have to pay them ourselves. Thats the expensive thing I think.
We arent Canada where every trender can invade womens spaces. thats a trutrans privilege here.
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>>8227151
w-we'll see if i can manage it

>>8227152
aww you're sweet ^^
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>>8227148
oh damn i had no idea about the medical issues. do you collect disability or welfare because of it? what about a work from home business or service you can do?
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>>8227157
Yuss
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>>8227161
>aww you're sweet
naw im an actual irl nazi i just larp as a nice person online.

>>8227162
>do you collect disability or welfare because of it?
I should but it was never diagnosed. All it says on the chart from my surgery is "sympathetic chain severed leaving horners syndrome" which is just the physical side effects.

Im too embarrassed to ask for hand outs, id rather die.

>>8227166
got a link for it? i need a new one and id love to try it with DnB
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It's kind of jarring how extremely negative and depressed /mtfg/ gets
Like at a certain point one just has to accept there are a couple features that can't be changed and that having them doesn't mean you'll be unpassable
>>8227149
*smash*
>>8227144
Damn
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>>8227157
Yeah
Also don't listen to Korra.
She thinks bdd is real
>>
Who wants to bake cookies with me? :D Chocolate chip!
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>>8227171
>extremely negative and depressed /mtfg/ gets
No kidding. I guess its a good thing im here then because i never get depressed

>>8227173
Its not?

also GIB ME LINK
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>>8227171
are you saying it's impossible to be unpassable?
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>>8227181
Do you look like any of these?
http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq
if not then you are fine
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>>8227161
just t-try your best...
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>>8227176
Don't know the link but bdd doesn't exist in trannies. It gets often confused with dysphoria
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>>8227169
it's not a shameful thing in your case go and get officially diagnosed so that you can have a stable income that isn't regulated by your parents so that in the event of you moving out you can live independently of them

put pride aside because there are lots of elderly disabled that depend on their disability. in your case you aren't getting a hand out you need money to live like the rest of us and can't work like a normal person

>>8227171
nearly died yesterday because of it
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>>8227181
personally I'd say a big part of 'passing' is also framing. With good angles, make up and effort I think nearly everyone can pass.

but maybe I'm just painfully naive and hopeful and the real world is far more unforgiving and cruel. +++ for optimism!
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>>8227147
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>>8227171
>Like at a certain point one just has to accept there are a couple features that can't be changed
I don't want to accept that things are unchangeable. Sitting around complaining doesn't help but complacency doesn't help either. They'll never become changeable if everyone sits around thinking nothing can be done
I've been emailing orthopedic surgeons with shoulder specializations about getting mine reduced. Maybe someone will be willing to try it and he'll be a pioneer of shoulder feminization surgery. More likely nobody will but you never know until you try
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>>8227183
Tfw they pass better then me
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>>8227188
>so that you can have a stable income that isn't regulated by your parents
il look into it. /pol/ would want to gas me even more than they already do if they knew i was gooberment hand outs. How could i ever post there again :0

>cant work like a normal person
i might be able to now that i pass. im just scared to apply because all my references know me by my boy name and as he and i havent worked since going girlmode so im going to have to out myself every interview.

Also here, the tumor was wrapped around the vegas nerve which almost killed me. The sympathetic chain was cut instead which left me handicapped when it comes to stress T_T That was 17 years ago.
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>>8227169
http://shop.ohmibod.com/Music-Vibrators
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>>8227160
But I won't get it, since I have my FFS savings :(
And I want to change it before i go back to uni again or look for a job, because otherwise it would cause many really uncomfortable situations :/
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>>8227183
not literally
but i started last year at 24
and a couple of them did pass better than me
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>>8227193
Pool noodle!
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>>8227200
ty

>>8227202
oh well thats too bad then i guess im sorry :(
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>>8227181
Maybe
The point is one or two predominately masculine features that cis women also get isn't a death sentence
Unrealistic perceptions of what passing means on /lgbt/ doesn't help either
>>8227195
I guess I more meant the sitting around complaining part when I said "accepting"
>>8227188
D:
Glad you're okay
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>>8227201
If you already pass well enought to cause umcomfortable situations because of your male name FFS can wait.
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>>8227208
A lot of us are hons
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>>8227183
I don't look much better than some of them besides the hairline
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>>8227209
Correction: when I said accepting I meant NOT sitting around and complaining. Misinterpreted what you were saying
Getting up at 6 made my brain tired lol
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>>8227212
>>8227214
geez now i feel bad for posting it sorry.
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>>8226616

If you're ok basically living as a man then surely you can understand people would doubt that you're actually trans? I don't think that's much of a leap.
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>>8227199
>posting on /pol/
please do not do that. pol is the asshole of this site filled with memes and misinformation don't take anything posted there seriously ever

that's brutal maybe apply at stress free work places? yeah I had to do the same to get the job I currently have but it's not a huge thing they understand and because I pass they didn't out me only the people that did the hiring knows im not cis everyone else just thinks im cis and sometimes ask if I ever got pregnant xD
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>>8227217
But what if I'm a hon and still get gendered correctly?
Asking for a friend
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apply lotion and go for walk??
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>>8227217
That was so insensitive of you.
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>>8227218
do you think people like that shouldn't deserve to get HRT if it makes them feel better?
unlike the way it currently works?
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>>8227231
fuck off angie
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>>8227209
>>8227215
Well yeah. Okay. Guess I misinterpreted. I just hate giving up
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>>8227238
That's not nice :(
What did I ever do to you
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>>8227222
>anything posted there seriously ever
Some things i do, some things i dont. Most of the muslim stuff is true, like the fact 70% of pakistanis are inbred and 50% of arabic muslims are. Its even worse in the UK because they are such a close knit group.

>that's brutal maybe apply at stress free work places?
This is alberta during a recession after we had an oil bust and our prime minister is too much of a cuck to do anything but make it worse. Jobs are very scarce and when i apply online it usually says
"200 people also applied for this job" if i can find one i just kind of have to accept what i get.

>>8227231
Then maybe dysphoria is only making you think you look worse than you do. It clouds self perception a lot to the point where you should always ask objective outside observers about how you really look.

>>8227233
its been years since i was a tripfag on here, i kinda forgot sorry :( i feel terrible i should leave and never come back.
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>>8227152
same thing uwu
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>>8227245
oh god i just realized almost everyone here is really new and don't know the shit you do lol
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>>8227246
That or cis people are just retarded and can't differentiate between masculine and feminine features
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>>8227237

I didn't say people like that don't deserve it, I wasn't the original person. I'm just saying don't expect that if you don't socially transition, people will probably believe that there's not any point in you taking HRT when that's the end goal, if it gets realized or not, for nearly every trans person.
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>>8227253
Like what?
I never done anything to you
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>>8227253
I just started looking at these threads last night
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>>8227260
>I'm a hon i'm a hon bwaaaaaaa
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>>8227246
It's okay bitchy tits, I remember you spazing around.
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>>8227253
i know angie and she knows me very well, she just doesnt know who i am because im going by an obscure trip.

I remember one time she came on kageshi and pretended to shit talk herself for hours just to screen shot it and post it on here for sympathy to say we were bullying her.

>>8227256
Or, maybe just maybe, having a few slightly masculine features is the end of the world. My feet dont pass, my hands kind of pass, my dick doesnt pass, my boobs are too far apart. And yet i still pass just fine.

>>8227263
unless shes changed she was pretty much a hon
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How high should my E be? It was like 1300pmol last time I had it done and I feel like that's pretty high.
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>>8227263
But how do you know I'm not?
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>>8227270
>is the end of the world
isnt***********************
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>>8227270
yeah that does sound like something she'd do
>>8227272
i never said you weren't :^)
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>>8227272
Being a hon is the least of your worries.
Being mean, dumb and crazy in the true Southern fashion is far more worrisome.
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>>8227270
Oh I know who his is
Also it depends what your definition of a hon is.
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Sometimes I'm a boy
Sometimes I'm a girl
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Um as someone new here can someone tell me what a hon is im confused?
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maybe ill just end my internet connection for a few months and see how my life is.


How the fuck do you do it to your phone though? Like no data...i still need to use it for some stuff.

Idk i want to completely disconnect for a few months.
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>>8227281
But Always terrible
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>>8227278
Ouch
Why so mean?

>>8227279
I don't think I'm a hon if I'm constantly being treated like a female here.
But I'm not neither of those things.
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>>8227281
But always unbearable
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>>8227258
>people
who? not WPATH apparently
or mainstream medical circles
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>>8227285
this is a hon
>>8227281


an unpassing man that looks like a man in women's clothing and identifies as a man. this is a good example of what not to become
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>>8227280
if i can show a picture of them to my 12 year old sister and she says they look like a man then i consider them a hon. Shes pretty impartial.

Idk if shes any different but she had these horrible straight across bangs a few years ago that made her look horrid. I always thought with the right style she could look a lot better
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>>8227285
anyone you don't like
>>8227291
huh how am i mean you said it yourself!
right here! >>8227231
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>>8227295
Thank yu for the explanation
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>>8227296
Hahaha damn
Well I changed a bit since I had a ffs revision and what not.
Got rid of the straghit bangs too
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>>8227288
That's what the rumors say
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>>8227300
Thank yu for the explanation too
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>>8227300
You know I'm just memeing/doing it for (you)s
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>>8227306
reveal her secrets angie you need revenge
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im a hon and look like a man even tho I'm full time and get gender female 95% of the time. please give me pity (You)s and tell me how pretty i am

am i fitting in yet?
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>>8227311
yes, I know most of the things you post here are for attention, hence my original post :)
>>8227315
perfectly
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>>8227285
A hon is a trans girl who doesnt come close to passing, like even close, but they dress up in full girls clothing and go out in the world acting like total caricatures of what they think women act like.

Most of the time they are extremely delusional.
This was the "support group" that i went to that ended up fucking me over. Theres like one of the ftm's there and the rest were MTF.

>>8227306
well then maybe you pass better than you used to. Gratz on ffs.
>>8227313
angie wont know who i am i didnt have these boobs when she knew me
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>>8227313
I don't want revenge

>>8227315
You understand me Korra
Bless you
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>>8227295
You can tell the hon by her huge masc body, she is the epitome of masculinity and should be shamed for it
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>>8227315
we all hons now
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Why am I battling the sniffles!? I took an allergy pill and it didn't work :(
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>>8227322
oops i turned off my trip to post on /v/. I really wish trips didnt carry over to other boards
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>>8227322
This was taken last year
This was about 5 months post ffs.
I had to get a revision for my jaw because I still had a bit of bone left on both sides.

Still need to get my nose done though.
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i got gendered female once does that make me not a hon
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>>8227336
perhaps you have a cold

>>8227340
yeah you look better than you used to, i like how plump your lips are. I kinda wanna get ffs even tho i pass. Shit i wonder how much it costs. I could be a model
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>>8227347
That's one hella cold! I've been battling it for almost a month now :(
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*eliminates all the threads testosterone bc ur all being angry gays*
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>>8227331
Sir, please leave the thread you're scaring the women with your insanity. Gay gen and Fem gen would be happy to give you the attention your crave.
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>>8227354
pls leave some in me i need it to fuck
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>>8227354
jokes on you my t is in the negatives.
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>>8227347
Well I did almost every thing except my nose.
This is what my side profile now. This was before I had the jaw revision.
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>>8227362
dammit angie i cant call you a hon anymore. But for real how much did all of that cost. I dont even know what ffs i could get but i feel like i should get some anyways.
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>>8227354
This is how i know you have no cis female friends irl and are a shut in loser like you say. Cis women are catty as all fuck and regularly talk shit about other girls they don't like. But since your only experience is with gay men that's the only connection you can make. If anything you're making yourself look like a retarded gay man by misgendering and entire thread.
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>>8227354
It's pretty much how it's going down right now

I really hope they recover from their latent estrogen poisoning, it's very inappropriate that they get this angry because someone's pretty and refused to sleep with one of them, it sounds very patriarchy
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>>8227358
nope
>>8227359
nope
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>>8227354
Jokes on you having no testosterone makes me gay as heck
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>>8227369
jokes on u i have no friends irl i dont even socialize with gays. ps ur gay lol
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>>8227370
>pretty
(You)

Sit you look like what you are, a middle aged straight man. Please exit the thread.
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>>8227365
Cost me 26k
Revision was free through insurance though.
There are some things I like and don't like about it but that's life. The biggest issue I have is the scar on under my nose from the lip lift. Still trying to use bio oil on it to lighten the scar

This was on the day of surgery.
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>>8227369
I have all cis female rich and middle class friends and girlfriends,

Probably literally the only one who does things multiple times a week with cis girls here

Uhm and this place is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy different from that

You sound like male privilege from line one
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>>8227347
Unless you can get it covered by insurance, it gets pretty expensive. I should be able to get plastic surgery for almost nothing, as long as I get it from a French surgeon. Already have one in mind. I only want my chin and jaw done. I could be convinced to get my nose done, I suppose, but no upper face surgery. General opinion so far has been that I don't need facial surgery, but I seriously dislike my chin.
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>>8227362
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>>8227374
It's obvious that you don't. You're almost as insufferable as your straight male. chaser faye. It's no wonder you enjoy getting manipulated by him when he's desperate for attention.

>>8227381
Okay sir.
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>>8227369
>Cis women are catty as all fuck and regularly talk shit about other girls they don't like
yeah pretty much. i dont even have any cis female freinds anymore after college because i couldnt stand how petty and catty they were sometimes. I felt like they were probably shit talking me behind my back.

Now i have no freinds because guys just want to get in my panties and girls get jealous a tranny has a nicer ass than them. maybe il just make a lot of ftm and mtf friends.

>>8227379
welp i guess its out of the picture for me then unless i find a sugar daddy to pay for it. I probably dont need it i just dont like that you almost caught up to me in passing.
>>8227382
>Unless you can get it covered by insurance
you think canada would cover it? we are pretty sjw here
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>>8227383
That pic always cracks me up
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>>8227385
k im just not posting in /v/ anymore i keep forgetting my trip
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>>8227385
Why?
This isn't some competition.
I know who you are but I don't know what you look like now so...
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>>8227383
im dying xD 10/10 pic it captures the angie meme perfectly
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>>8227388
Idk who maDE it.
But it's fucking Gggggold
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What is everyone up to? :)
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>>8227379
You got a scar from the lip lift? I was a bit surprised but the one I got done by Chett and the trachea shave healed perfectly... I expected small scars.

>>8227385
No idea how insurance works in other countries, I'm afraid. You might have to go through gatekeeping for it.
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>>8227381
my class is composed of roughly 20 white girls and there's one other guy in there.

the gender distribution of nurse-related studies are painfully stereotypical.
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>>8227397
valq be my bf i need a strong man in my life rn
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>>8227384
reach
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>>8227398
waiting for tomorrow uwu
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>>8227397
It's one of the best memes ever made
I give it my stamp of approval

>>8227401
Yeah if you look real close you can see it
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>tfw wii u is covered in dust
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>>8227393
>I know who you are
THEN SAY IT
>but why
Because idk i feel like im missing out by not getting it. I always compare myself to cis girls and like they have a huge advantage being born female and not having to deal with testosterone ever.

I wonder if theres a surgery to shrink my feet.

>>8227401
>You might have to go through gatekeeping for it.
thats fine i live full time and have seen shrinks.
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>>8227398
Trying to find the motivation to get out of bed and study so I don't fail my finals
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>>8227411
do it or il post more hons
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uhhh 10mg injections weekly, test done mid week
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>>8227414
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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My mom just said I look hot in my sport coat and skinny slacks

This is a weird feel
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>>8227410
I'm not going to say it because I rather respect your privacy.
I stopped comparing myself to cis women because I'm never going to be small like them.
So I have to deal with wearing medium size women clothes, size 9 in women's and 6 in jeans.

I just wish I could break my wide shoulders apart
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>im never going to be small like them
>5'9
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>>8227417
k im posting hons till you study
>>8227421
just fucking say it i dont care if people know who i am im getting on tinychat later anyways
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>>8227419
you are seriously completely fucked in general and need to stop posting
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>>8227425
I don't mind if the hons don't look like me
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>>8227384
you are such a fucking faggot put your trip back on asshole
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>>8227421
>tfw medium tops size 12 shoes 6 feet tall and size 6 pants

i just embraced being a /fit/ amazon no use crying over something im not. surprisingly alot of cis guys love tall girls with long legs
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>>8227404
I'll hold your hand and make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end once you get a whiff of my musk
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>tfw dad brings up something that could prevent me from being accepted into uni
umu
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>>8227429
dammit. Ok il start posting nazi girls then
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>>8227440
Cute
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>>8227425
Now if I can remember.
It could be muffs but I don't think she used kegeshi often.
This was years ago though.

You know what, I might have forgotten
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>>8227428
I'm well off, I volunteer in the community, have life experience, completely sane and have a nice therapist to vent to.

It's been a long time, what have you been up to the last few years
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>>8227445
im not muffs she hated me desu. Tho it was her being so racist that got me into /pol/ in the first place so maybe i should thank her

>>8227443
dammit. ok then il post trumps then. theres no way you can like that. Go study faggot.
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>>8227428
this tbqh
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>>8227440
hot

so much snappy aggression though... it's almost like this place is composed of a bunch of emotionally unstable girls
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>>8227453
Trump is funny
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>>8227438
that's gay faggot shit i want a buff manly man to push me up against the wall and take me right then and there and slap me and be rough

you're sounding like one of those cakebois
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>>8227403
I did pre Med for a while it was 9/10 women 2/3 Asian Indian

I'm in a business masters now, it's 9/10 men 2/3 white
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>>8227457
>composed of a bunch of emotionally unstable girls
to be fair i ran out of spiro for 4 days and then went back to 200mg from nothing. i was having hot flashes last night T_T

>>8227458
how about this then
>>
I'm in love with a girl
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>>8227453
Well you're not samsa or Bambie.
Just so many people in kegeshi
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>>8227463
For what? o_o
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>>8227468
>tfw not born a beautiful Norwegian girl
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>>8227470
What does your boyfriend think of that?
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>>8227144
>they had a much worse boymode to start off
i was willing to listen but i think this is going too far
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>>8227470
Me too
but she'll never love me back
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>>8227471
>Well you're not samsa or Bambie.
Samsa was frenemies with me. Bambie was a friend to start but that catty bitch backstabbed me when everyone else did.

>>8227476
>tfw there will be no more beautiful Norwegian girls born in the future because their countries are being invaded
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>>8227476
>Not born beautiful period!
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>>8227458
Qq bae
>>8227477
Oh boi
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>>8227468
I wish I was a girl
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>>8227193
i have vestigial t-rex arms
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>>8227481
That's shitty anon
I'm sorry
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>>8227484
http://www.strawpoll.me/12890065/r
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>>8227484
Woops I meant qq bae
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>>8227482
It isn't Alice or Kat.
Isn't bae or haato
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>>8227488
Can you make t-rex sounds? :D
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>>8227470
iktf
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>>8227467
I heard most cute femboys are in IT

>>8227487
same.
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>>8227482
im half puertorican and half english but i kind of hate it because both sides of my family had different cultures than mine and i didnt look like either of them so i always felt different

do you hate me or
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>>8227487
k go study or il keep posting pictures of cute cis females then
>>8227495
if its the alice im thinking of she lived in the same city as me. we fucked on cam once i think
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>>8227497
ye sometimes
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>>8227503
The Alice I'm thinking of is someone who has tattoos everywhere on her body.

I would have to see a pic or something in tinychat
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>>8227503
She's not that cute
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>>8227507
Holy shit, havent talked to her in well over a year
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>>8227504
Do one right now!
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>>8227504
I finished my daily walk!
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>>8227502
>do you hate me or
no. I dont hate any nonwhites (unless they act like shitty human beings) i just want to preserve my race so that europeans will not be extinct in the future.

>>8227507
not the same alice then

>>8227505
except for the fact now they will be rape slaves to nonwhites and will no longer be white in the future.

I know their history just fine ty.

>>8227508
true i just saw a girl with a gfx card in the thumb nail.

im running out of edgy things to post just go study jesus christ.
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>>8227489
*hugg*
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>>8227511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DsGcltbZGB
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>>8227512
good job!

was it nice?

>>8227513
i look white tho
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>>8227517
it was a bit too cloudy but it was nice ^^
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>>8227513
Well then the only other Alice I know comes here sometimes.
She is the one with the Nintendo tattoo
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>>8227500
This femgirl is doing analytics

So tru
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>>8227516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DsGcltbZGB
Very nice!
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>>8227516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DsGcltbZGB
holy shit i had my sound turned all the way up and you scared my puppies!

>>8227517
>i look white tho
Thats cool. Like i said i dont have any problems with nonwhite people, i just want to secure the existence of my people and a future for white children.

my country keeps shilling stuff like this and its clear they want white people to go extinct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

>>8227523
i havent gone on kageshi for over a year and a half but when i was there i was the most popular person
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>>8227527
Damn then I can't remember.
When will you be on tc?
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>>8227482
The western world in general is being invaded, it's just worse in Europe, currently :/

>>8227483
srsly
You're beautiful on the inside. Jeez that sounded really corny I'm sorry
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>>8227481
>She flirts with you
>She sleeps with you when she's drunk
>She touches you, kisses you, caresses you
>She tells you she loves you and how special you are to her
>She hints at you taking her on dates

You fall for it hard and ask her if she'll be yours

>She says no, we're just friends.
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>>8227527
ye i agree, i get the shilling behind this "off-white" thing they're trying to push
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>>8227513
No I wanna stay in bed and hate myself until I force myself to get up at noon
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>>8227530
Aww thank you :)
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>>8227516
Nim post boyvoice!
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>>8227529
as soon as cindy goes to study il go take a shower and then like an hour after that when my hair is done il get on cam so people can see how manly and ugly i am.

>>8227530
>it's just worse in Europe, currentl
Yep. My mom and i went to france last year and it was literally just arabic muslims everywhere who treated us like complete shit because we were white and had hair showing. Its extremely sad that le pen wont win.

>>8227534
yeah i dont mind mixed people but when they say we are all going to look the same i mean... theres no other way to take that.

>>8227535
if you go study il go take a shower and then get on cam and you can see how manly i am.
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help I'm being forced to transition
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>>8227547
Me too. It's called dysphoria :D
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>>8227537
okay

i made this recording last night

can you r8 my boyvoice pls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ecnVLAtHqE
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>>8227546
I doubt you're manly/ugly
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>>8227554
wait till you see my jew nose. OY VEY
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>>8227552
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ecnVLAtHqE
but we wanna hear ur girl voice
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>>8227552
5/10! You talked so slowly!
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>>8227560
no its bad

>>8227564
awww is that bad :(
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>>8227535
did you get up yet? i need a shower go go go go go go get up
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>>8227533
>trying to take soul ownership in 2014+3
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>>8227568
U show me urs ill show u mine
and mine is literally non existent kek
pls nimnom<3
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>>8227569
No point in getting out of bed
>>
>>8227573
have you heard it before
>>
>>8227559
Watashi?
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>>8227547
just be your own dom and sub
>>
>>8227579
nah my nose isnt that bad i just get made fun of when i post on /pol/ because its not a 90 degree angle.

>>8227574
do it right now or im never getting on cam
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>>8227574
I'm still in bed it's 60 degrees outside 1:43 pm. Waiting for texts to see what my plans are besides neglecting my fiction author work and maybe crushing pennies on train tracks at the cemetery...
>>
>>8227578
nope
>>
>>8227586
Damn
Yeah I can't remember
>>
>>8227574
You could find a blanket and a pillow and make a bed somewhere else. That way you're basically still in bed while simultaneously getting out of bed!
>>
>>8227572
kek
i didn't really know how to translate what I actually said, I figured that would best expression in english. But now you make me look like a monster >:
>>
>>8227593
you will when you see me. Atleast i think. i was the one who banned you from kagehsi
>>
>>8227592
ive been discouraged from practicing but this is my girlvoice from a month ago

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbwuPILc1x
>>
>>8227596
>sass is dead, how is that not creepy.
sass as in being sassy? i dont understand
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>tfw ur really feelin the lyrics of a song
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>>8227568
Very bad! :(
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I hate my nose
>>
good morning mtfg
>think my mood stabilizers gave me a stomach ache
>>
>>8227609
why is that bad :(
>>
>>8227611
good morning.
were you the one i promised to help learn to calm down to meditate last night?
>>
>>8227610
can i boop it
>>
>>8227616
uh no
i have no idea how to meditate
sorry
>>
>>8227617
it looks bad :(
>>
>>8227615
Because it draws out the convo! We need to convey maximum information in a small amount of time so we have time for more information!
>>
>>8227590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejkhEQFSz4M
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>>8227606
sass the 40 year old hon-beast
>>
>>8227621
no there was someone last night i promised to teach how to do it but it was like 3 am and i dont remember who
>>
>>8227605
welp
a deals a deal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbwuPILc1x

this is literally the first time I've tried a girlvoice and im honestly lmaoing at how absolute fag it is
>>
>>8227622
doubtful!
>>
>>8227628
uhhh
try looking at the thread? it was most certainly not me.
i was the one who gave you the what-how on bica iirc
>>
going to take a shower ttyl sloots
>>
>>8227623
wow anon you're right that sounds AWFUL
>>
>>8227601
Hmmm
All I remember is that samsa banned me because I called her out
>>
>>8227623
oh whoops

>>8227630
>>8227637
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>>8227597
Monogamy is too close to Monotony. I encourage the women I'm with to fuck as man guys as they want, but no other girls unless they ask and invite me. This leads to 3way sex with hot women kinda often, keeps everyone happy, and as long as I know the girls I'm with aren't lying about their use of condoms it's literally no concern of mine of what they or who they put inside them. I'm too young to try to box them in. Biologically, we are programmed to take multiple lovers over short (relative to the hilarious construct that is religious or fiscal government marriage) periods of time until we're much older. Plus the more girls I'm with the more options remain open for years and years. I've had partners enter into monogamous relationships for like 3 years, then after college hit me up to come "taste them again"... Women are complex.
>>
>>8227623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAhx0KoCv9
>>
>>8227640
lmao
innit
I'm dying over here
but yeah, why did you stop practising?
>>
fuck my sides are really killing me rn
idk if these meds are gonna work for me lmfao

>>8227642
>not wanting your girlfriends to catch bugs to pass them on to you
:|
>>
>>8227633
I want surgery for it eventually, it makes me cry sometimes...
>>
>>8227646
cypro depression + hating sounding like a cartoon character every time i tried my best to sound like a goil
>>
Polygamy is gross
>>
>>8227650
thats dysphoria!
>>
>>8227645
Stop being a man ugh it reflects badly on me because I'm also still guy voicing usually. Or "lite Andro voice"ing.

>>8227648
I don't fuck dirty whores who lie about their dirty vaginas. If I am, I use condoms because I'm TERIFIED of sti.
>>
>>8227648
>>not wanting your girlfriends to catch bugs to pass them on to you
I really can't tell how serious you're being
>>
>>8227658
i cant help it, im inherently man
>>
>>8227656
it doesn't seem to go away even when dysphoria levels are low...
>>
>>8227645
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAhx0KoCv9
I'mma make a clypse it for you in a sec! :S
>>
>>8227651
but you got to keep practicing nommy or you'll never get any better ):
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>>8227607
iktf it's also nice when you can feel the vibration the sound waves make
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lost three cis friends in as many days

hey yall be mah friens¿
>>
>>8227667
:<

>>8227669
uh o-okay

>>8227672
maybe after i come back from my trip and switch to bica
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>>8227642
Honestly, I wouldn't have minded that at all. She already has a guy she's fucking but not seeing. I just wanted to know if she actually had feelings for me, but the fact she's like we're just friends but then does all that stuff makes me feel just like I'm being used for the attention. Like if you really feel that way about someone, why would you just be friends? We wouldn't have to be together like in a strict relationship, but she could have just said, yeah let's see where this goes or something, you know? If that makes sense
>>
>>8227675
#goals
>>
wtf my head hurts when i move it
>>
>>8227677
wuts bica?
>>
>>8227692
another type of AA
>>
>>8227690
it's the pain of being alive
>>
>>8227696
probably
>>
>>8227677
surgery for anything seems super unlikely though...
>>
>>8227695
https://clyp.it/5rhwqo0w
>>
>>8227705
is my voice manly valq
>>
>>8227661
i'm joking
i shitpost a lot ok
obviously if you want to catch aids you want it to be straight from the tap
you're not going to be getting it from a discount slut
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>>8227676


>>8227681
Makes perfect sense. Have you...told her this? Thing is you gotta just go with the flow. If you want something, especially sexually, I've found its always better to be extremely direct. Emotionally it's very difficult to ask for something - other than bullying boundaries and the like. Girls (some) adore fulfilling fantasy stuff I've found. I keep an extensive list encrypted on my phone for purposes of flirting of all my sexual fantasies. *if* a Girl seems kinda interested I ask subtly for opinions on my fetishes. If they are interested in me 90% of the time their face lights up and they start scrolling and making judgments about me. It's a widely mixed basket so USUALLY half way down they're either horny or they're interested to chat later to see what I'm about. I actually did this stuff before being openly trans, it's even easier now...i still frame my thinking as if I'm not a girl. But I guess I am.


>>8227685
You're not kidding. I showed up to decide if I wanted to die. Now I visit a lot because it's gorgeous and I smoke weed and watch birds and avoid the world it's 500 achers opened in 1844.
>>
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>>8227705
Why do you hate my memes?
>>
>>8227677
http://clyp.it/huuptxbe

Just for you nim!!!
>>
>>8227653
sorry i triggered you il make sure to use newspeak in the future. What i meant was people of german/nordic/northern European descent with white skin.
Also
>tfw your gf lewd texts you while you are in the shower and you miss it
>>
>>8227714
Wow spicy you sound very nice
>>
>>8227714
>http://clyp.it/huuptxbe
you had spaces in yours too, was nims worse? i like your voice though, is that an east coast us accent?
>>
>Record "girls voice" to upload
>play it back.
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I wish I was dead.
>>
>>8227729
post it
>>
>>8227724
You aren't Emily, are you?
>>
>>8227725
Thanks xD I am am battling the sniffles!
>>8227728
Spacing is normal! But nim was talking very very slow! We gotta speed it up! I am an east coaster
>>
>>8227713
Wat meme anon
>>
>>8227712
We're kinda in the middle of a conversation trying to sort it out...so it's all kinda up in the air. But thank you for the tips, I'll bear them in mind for future.
>>
>>8227732
no but i know her and she probably remembers me

>>8227733
>I am an east coaster
KNEW IT. i wonder if i have a canadian accent. oh god il never post my voice now what if i sound mentally challenged
>>
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>>8227734
My height, bdd and clothes size memes
>>
>>8227742
Damn
Well I'm stumped
I'll just wait til you're on tc
>>
>>8227742
You should post it! :D I did and I think I sound so awful right now
>>
>>8227730
https://clyp.it/cv3cs15z

Pls no bully :x am James earl Jones.
>>
>>8227749
im getting on tc in 32 minutes you can hear my manly canadian voice then. It used to sound so good but a combination of going days without talking to anyone and living with parents who treat me like a boy made it regress a lot compared to when i was going to college
>>
>>8227750
really not that bad desu
>>
>>8227714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AD7o4dwBMp
>>
>>8227754
Nuuuuuuuu! I have to leave in a little over 30min for the market :(
>>8227757
That one was a little better :D
>>
young girl (female) looking for anime boys
anime girls also acceptable but require a separate fee
>>
>>8227757
YOU SOUND SO NERVOUS I WANNA HUG YOU OMG
>>
>>8227761
Can I be an anime girl? :D
>>
>>8227759
>leave in a little over 30min for the market :(
k il finish my hair in the next 10 minutes then just for you

brb
>>
>>8227762
same
nim's voice is qt desu desu
>>
>>8227765
Yay :D
>>
>>8227762
>>8227766
do i really sound nervous :(
>>
>>8227770
No
>>
>>8227770
you sound cute
>>
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>when you thought 15 year old girl clothes would work

>>8227750
This sounds like a whole lot of giving zheanna 120 dollars >-<

>>8227755
Feels like a hug box but thank you. :)
>>
>>8227770
https://clyp.it/x1iv5qcq

i'll have girl voice in a few months ok no bullying
>>
thinking about kms'ing my self
>>
>>8227774
what do i sound like then

>>8227776
how i sound like a dude
>>
>>8227781
nah senpai
just keep shitposting here with me
it can be fun
>>
>>8227781
That's a far war to stretch. Maybe start with meters?

>>8227780
Swedish or German or something?
>>
>>8227782
You sound pretty average :)
>>
>>8227780
>sertii callin my voice cute
uwu
>>
>>8227764
are you willing to romance me
>>
>>8227787
greek/dutch
>>
>>8227794
it sounded like gold member from austin powers
>>
>>8227768
ugh my hair looks like shit because i straigtened it before it was fully dry
im not wearing any makeup
im sleep deprived and have bags under my eyes

Maybe i should not get on cam :(
>>
>>8227792
it's really nice and soft
>>
>>8227798
put ur arsehole on cam instead then
>>
why does my trip drop??
>>8227794
>>
>>8227798
Don't cam then. Just clypse it!
>>8227793
No
>>
>>8227806
nah il get on cam
>>8227802
wow thats lewd
>>
>>8227806
then ur not eligible. sorry.
>>
>>8227744
Because I am the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?
>>
>>8227811
*cry*!
>>
>>8227784
i'm probably going to have to retake a math course that I need for other subjects so it'll push back when I graduate
it just makes me sad :( plus I have a male skeleton
>>
Who wants a bf?
>>
>>8227820
me
>>
>>8227796
poor alessia, someone reported her for ban evasion and got her ban banned up lol.

i think she's still going to post anon now.

and like I'm not a l e s s ī a.

I'm just anon

>>8227585
hot


>>8227627
turbo hot
>>
K one last question, the cam on tinycam is like reversed horizontally, how do i get it to be normal
>>
>>8227820
you'll find my standards are rigorous and taxing
can you hold up to the boys from my animes
>>
>>8227820
Bf or gf doesn't matter
>>
>>8227818
anon,things be looking shit now but next yr you'll be there
please don't give up
we'll get there.
>>
>>8227827
No clue! I've never used tinycam before
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>ah yes we're almost going to get over this cold time to take a nice long sleep and feel better
>kicked off blankets while asleep
>shirt rode up all the way to neck
>wake up feeling sick all over again
Trolled softly
>>
>>8227827
whats the room you're in?
>>
practicing voice just makes me want to cry :(
>>
>>8227826
>poor alessia, someone reported her for ban evasion and got her ban banned up lol.
>i think she's still going to post anon now.
>and like I'm not a l e s s ī a.
>I'm just anon
I don't understang
>>
>>8227847
i didn't mean to link u
>>
>>8227798
Please can
I'm curious to who you are
>>
>>8227846
when i do it i sound like a disabled crow
>>
>>8227844
im not saying until someone tells me how to reverse it i look stupid like this.
tiny chat dot com slash k63mhs

here i look stupid as fuck becuse the cam is reveresed so you can all laughat how much of a hon i am
>>
>>8227831
we'll see
at least hrt is definitely doing stuff
I figure i can wait like 2 whole years from now and see if I have any hope at life in general
>>
>>8227812
lol, i got banned because anon's a tattle tale and a faggot
>>
>>8227863
We are going to make it, anon. You and me. Hold on 2 years with me bbe
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>>8227857
maybe I'll just carry a whiteboard around
>>
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>sleep 4 hours
>wake up every half hour or less after that.
>>
>>8227873
m-maybe, yeah

being a mute often seems pretty comfy
not like i talk that much anyways
>>
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>>8227820
Unlike Pandora, I have little to no standards
>>
>>8227864
did you deserve it?
>>
am hon confirmed
>>
>>8227884
post screen shot
I can't get it to load
>>
>>8227887
but its my bad side T_T add me on skype so the cam is normal
its maddiesbutt
>>
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I'm depressed
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>>8227891
what's wrong, a n o n?
>>
>>8227878
abn;/ naa bn
1\,
;
;

hi.
>>
>>8227892
>images: 151
Rip
>>
>>8227692
>>8227695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QjupGXiVw0
>>
>>8227896
>>8227896
>>8227896
>>
>>8227890
oh are you maddie
>>
>>8227891
drink coffee and do some squats to get a bigger butt to feel better abouturself cuz i do pushups and i feel better about myself
>>
>>8227895
Oh, hello there
>>
>>8227884
You look like a qt :)
>>
>>8227883
are you happy?
>>
>>8226894
My parents
>>
>>8227913
nuh uh permahonned. i even posted my pic just to prove it
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